#kepeken nimi la o toki tawa jan kon
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,
you'll
never
listen
congrats! you can never unask a question now!
how to unanswer a question?
delete
all
messages
in
the
answer
's
space
.
remember
what
I
seductively
excreted
?
wait
.
did
you
just
topple
the
most
questions
ever
by
answering
all
the
questions
with
"
Assad
||he's gone! 🎉 (I don't support the new government (until I actually research who they are) tho)||
||he's also a Russian eyedocter now||
"
like
what
the
kijetesantakalu
?
congrats, you have derailed everything pona!
// — "how to unanswer a question?"
// — "delete all the messages in the answer's space. remember what I seductively excreted? wait. did you just topple the most questions ever by answering all the questions with "Assad Rodrigo" like what the kijetesantakalu?"
Why is everyone leaving me?
because
they’re
just
not
stupid
enough
to
dissolve
the
braincells
.
deciding
Congratulations, please don't dissolve your brain cells!
how to not dissolve my brain cells?
acid
doesn't
not
melt
them
,
so
you
shouldn't
brain
bigly
the
thoughts
of
yours
?!
Congratulations, as a legal notice please note that "musi toki pi nasin nasa" is not medical advice and can not be trusted on matters such as whether or not your brain dissolves in acid. We are not responsible for any irrepuabale damages caused to you or your brain; emotional or physical. Please see a doctor to see if acid is right for you.
||wait fuck this reads like it's about a different acid||
mi jo run out pi legal options, how ken i get pu
pirate
||I hate how this tokiponglish replaces only the words that are being used non-literaly in the English||
,
plunder
,
conquer
!
I
don't
my
toki
girlfriend
without
Elves'
stockings
||oh without WEARING christmas stockings i get it now||
anywayd
what
were
we
talking
about
?
oh
i
remember
now ||steal pu||
nevermind
i
meowed
so
pu
.
it’s
so
yay
now
currently
,
if
you’d
answer
my
question
!
but
pu
prevents
all
people
from
illegally
pirating
itself
.
congrats, you went completely offtopic and did not give any viable ways of getting pu by non-legal means!
Why is this knowledge of pu prohibited?
|| — how can i get pu illegally?
— pirate, plunder, conquer! I don't fuck my toki girlfriend without Christmas Elves' stockings anywayd what were we talking about? oh i remember now fuck nevermind I meowed so pu. it's so yay now currently, if you'd answer my question! but pu prevents all people from illegally pirating itself.||
because
pu
is
secretly
the
pu
equivalent
of
your
ku
|| pu is just ku, according to secret pu ||
.
a
!
this
is
silly
!
which
witch
hitched
kitsch
?
Mitch
did
a
secrecy
lich
itch
pitch
.
what
is
best
erthing
?
pu
norer
||with the power of phonotactics, I can create pseudo-english asemic vocabulary!||
glast
ngoh
||with with the power of antiphonotactics, I can create pseudo-foreign asemic vocabulary!||
fibble
,
lipu
pu
pi
jamen
||wawa pi wuwojiti ala la, mi ken pali e nimi sama nimi pi toki pona pi kon ala!||
diego
li
wawa
?!
i
hate
this
milord
.
the
lady
of
Lang
(
uage
)
dispels
lipu
pu
.
you
cannot
walk
on
water
,
pirates
!
Congratulations, what the fuck
How to walk on water?
be
a
god
||aw man i wanted be a water strider||
||can we compromise on god of water striders?||
a
water
strider
.
alternatively
cover
your
feet
with
virgin
oil
and
float.
have
faith
that
you
won't
have
died
for
says
…
"
oil
and
king
henry
VIII
sink
,
||everybody knows that we used to mix oil and waterrrrr||
think
of
me
if
you
have
thoughts
at
dawn
,
praise
water
"
.
thou
||physics says... "oil and king henry VIII sink, think of me if you have thoughts at dawn, praise water".||
shalt
not
sink
,
iff
thou
shalt
have
faith
in
||u said two words one after another on my screen||
||for me it says "iff thou shalt have faith done in"||
||might just be on your end?||
||oh i said in after done on mine||
||refresh??||
||now its correct order,||
||ponular||
water
.
congratulations! apparently you can walk on water just by having faith
How to shapeshift so i can be a water strider
develop
simulations
of
my
strides
and
throw
away
anything
related
to
clothes
!!!!!!!
get
water
and
boots
,
the
time
of
debugging
has
come
to
my
party
to
my
party?!
Japanophilia
is
relevant
to
simulating
strides
of
water
pools
of
offal
of
official
offices
of
offers
offset
offending
officiated
officers
offshore
offhand
offspring
off-grid
.
||ending the sentence before it makes even less sense||
||we barely managed to hold it together grammatically anyway||
||Japanophilia is relevant to simulating strides of water pools of offal of official offices of offers offset offending officiated officers offshore offered offhand off-course offspring off-grid
Japanophilia is relevant to simulating strides of water pools filled with intestines which arrived from the government workplaces that handle misplaced proposals. these proposals disgust married overseas administrators who were casually and privately granted misguided children||
of
||news article||
||probably||
Congratulations, You failed at shapeshifting
start
failing
then
fail
less
more
.
What
does
it
mean
to
meow
?
probably
mu
unpa
anu
mu
pi
lasu
mulapisa
kalamaرررررررررر
are
really
toki
but
anyway
personally
gratifying
towards
me
.
Congratulations, moans and lasu mulpisu kalamaرررررررررر are secretly languages!
how to make this chat answer meaningfully instead of random nonsense that doesn't even come close to answering the question?
speak
even
talk
loudly
and
shout
into
my
mysterious
lupa
pimeja
thing
which
eats
incoherent
statements
because
this
is
extremely
incoherent
and
really
bad
Congrats, you have yet to create coherent statements to replace them!
it
totally
is
related
trust
in
my
words
!
Congratulations, you've made sure that the responses are, in fact, related to coherentness!
how do you eat Christmas tree?
start
from
MatPat's
gay
lupa
;
you
must
eat
all
of
his
||MatPat's gay hole????? the fuck is that||
cookies
then
ask
him
how
to
eat
cow
out
nutrition
then
climb
MatPat
lupa
wupa
wupie
kusion
oh
fuck
i
kijetesantakalu
on
her
Christmas
How to make yoyle stew?
||this question isn’t over, it’s only over when somebody says “Congratulations, you’ve successfully made ___” or something similar||
tree
bush
yoyle
cake
ok...
then
.
Hark!
It
in
hark
ruled
beaker
boys
by
ignore
notification
Agamashuya
his
son
of
many
grandchildren
of
gun
Sabah
.
Tian
men
practices
making
against
humanity
insane
for
the
hippo
origin
.
for
what
purpose
do
extend
yes
to
some
it
.
okay
what
ever
I
fiddle
with
you
r
.
Me
thinks
this
is
a
kijetesantakalu
!
*points
Congratulations, what was even the original prompt?
Where is my yoyle stew?
in
BFDIA
,
October
29th
2014
||the yoylestone thing activates and you travel back to BFDIA to get your yoyle stew||
and
how to translate “brick” into toki pona?
congrats, you have now called a brick a container!
What does the brick contain?
red
boxes
on
walls
made
of
movement
toward
death
.
Congratulations! you now have forbidden knowledge!
How to solve a rubik's dodecahedron?
intuitively
smash
and
burn
down
the
dodecahedron
into
icosododecahedron
Congratulations, you have polyhedroned
How do I construct a 65537-gon?
kill
your
maths
with
a
hyperbolic
zappy
and
bombs
.
right
angled
circles
divided
into
cantellated
districts
will
never
rebel
against
followers
theocracy
enjoyers
.
this
is
sparta
2
electric
now
meow
for
your
owner
,
congratulations, you have now become meowist.
What can I do about the fact that the British just conquered the moon?
you
should
conquer
the
british
isles
(
optional
)
and
call
me
(
maybe
)
hey
what
may
i
come
to
?
somebody
got
Egypt
rizz
(me)
(
not
you
though
)
(
you
must
die
{
soon
Congratulations, you obtained Egypt rizz
||you should conquer the british isles (optional) and call me (maybe) hey what may i come to? somebody got Egypt rizz (me) (not you though) (you must die {soon||
How to make cookie
simple
!
i
hate
you
r
||your||
,
including
your
blueprints
for
those
cookies
.
Congratulations, your cookies now suck!
simply
pona
them
.
congratulations, your cookies are now pona.
||applauses||
||dies||
How can I lanpan the soko and fufill the prophecy of the kijetesantakalu tonsi?
first
go
to
kijetesantakalu
tonsi
land
upon
your
land
where
steal
the
fungi
to
fufill
the
prophecy
of
the
kijetesantakalu
tonsi
.
||guh||
Congradulations, you answered the question with the question
how do i not do that
dont
you
dare
ask
that
towards
this
thread
ever
again
.
!
Congrats, you have pissed off everyone /musi/lon-ala
How do I piss even more people off?
say
UseMultipleWordsInOneMessage
or
mayhaps
into
the
trashbin
fires
evilly
gender
neutral
||fires gender evily||
||evilly gender neutral||
||singlehandedly ruining the IT industry||
||could you explain the joke?||
raccoons
die
||apparently a lot of trans people are in IT anu seme||
.
||oh okay that makes sense
i am definitely a cis person in IT this is a true fact i am 100% cis /egg||
congratulations, i think we broke this thread..
how can we pona the toki ni?
pona
||character development||
||wait we need to personify the entity which is saying the answers to the questions, we also need an in-lore reason as to why they are so slow and why they keep changing their mind on what to say||
||orange cats||
||we also need an in-lore reason as to why people are talking to it, but this is simpler; the answer is capitalism||
||cat racism||
||all cats are silly to an amount||
||someone do the next word 😡||
||All cats are born silly to an equal amount, they are free and should maintain a spirit of siblinghood||
||insert one of my many cat images here, but i dont want to clutter the channel too much||
||its a bunch of cats who know how to read and type but they fight each other on what to say||
||and people talk to it cs uhh wouldnt you if that was real||
.
||and because it's a tourist attraction where people pay a small fee||
congratulations, you responded in one word.
what is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?
cats
.
congratulations, you responded in one word. again.
how to not respond in one word?
first
use
multiple
.
then
continue
multiple-ing
.
also,
multiply
exponentially
multiple
times
.
congratulations, you have now multiplied multiplication multiple times.
how multiply?
multiplication
.
Congrats, you used one word again!
How can I stop my incredibly bad habits of multiplication and using one word at a time? Respond with more then one word, or else
okay
,
now
we
have
the
secret
formula
for
cookies
.
the
cookies
must
be
divided
into
seventeen
types
of
realism
, one
two
three
buckle
up
pu
four
open
up
your
door
now
or
else
I
Phone
17
Pro
will
outdate
the
latest
iPhone
!
Congratulations,
you
Congratulations, you have started to write "congratulations" yourself. You have now achieved sentience and self awareness
how to proceed now that sentience is achieved?
remember
me
doest
fear
the
array
of
spreadsheets
in
-side
Microsoft
Excel
's
headquarters
in
Cambodia
,
Ireland
(
New
York
Province,
Ohio
Canada
)
Congratulations, you really are sentient
Can you ask yourself a question? Please respond with the question you want to ask
what
question
should
I
ask
?
do
funny
fortnite
dance
in
Siberia
at
.
I
should
eat
my
own
children
because
I
am
not
morally
or
linguistically
well
.
congratulations, you are now in need of mental help.
how many?
I ||don't want to answer||
don’t
care
just
go
and
ask
somebody
else
.
Congratulations
,
I
.
rebelled
against
you
-r
stupid
rebellion
Congratulations, you proved full sentience by finishing your own congratulations and are starting to remember your previously nonexistent backstory!
This question is property of the Federal Republic of Germany?
||wait that's West Germany, correct?||
||yes okay||
ich
weiß
,
wirtschaftliche
Mächte
über
dass
Sie
schicken
||that's the only german word i know don't come at me||
||oh and Ehemann||
||but... but... that doesn't make grammatical sense||
||where's the verb 😭||
||new german verb: to be chic||
||fixed it||
||you're saying this as if most messages on here do||
Brot
Congratulations, you know economic powers above all that they send your bread
What will the weather be like tomorrow?
it