musi toki pi ante toki

[radiant trellis]

(oh dear that is... a lot)

[uneven flower]

//that might be my bad

[agile shoal]

// (ike a... toki mute li lon ni)

[neat stirrup]

I see, I move, but I don't want to steal, because there are no aliens on Saturn. I can't see.
Do you understand? Stop. Someone should end everything. But don't end too much.
I spoke on moon (about aliens)
Red Ball said that I'm still here, looking at craters, selling my land, ending it, so I can't die.
But...
it's nice.
Don't hear it. Leave. Or you can't get back, because of aliens.
Don't steal my crater: I still need to do my homework.
I shouldn't wish for you. But the Philosopher's stone wants to kill me. It doesn't care. I can die.
It's not a heart. But it still wants to kill me. Only mortals want immortality.
Give Long amnesia. He doesn't deserve this. (I don't know him [insert yellow emoji])
I give you fish. Eat fish to get smarter. You'll be so happy.
Make a post. They should know. Moon is dying

Written by waso Petowali

[dusk summit]

mi lukin, mi tawa. soweli tan mun Satunu li lon ala la, mi wile ala lanpan. mi wile pana e oko sin tawa mi la, mi weka e oko mi tan lawa mi.
sina sona ala sona? o pini. jan o pini e ale. o pini ala e mute.
mi toki e toki monsuta lon mun Luna.
ijo Lepa li toki e ni tawa mi: "sina lon. sina lukin e lupa. sina esun e ma sina. sina pini e ona. sina ken ala moli."
taso...
ni li pona.
o kute ala e ni. o weka. sina weka ala la, monsuta li weka e insa ale sina.
o lanpan ala e lupa mi. mi o pini e lipu mi.
mi o pana ala e wile tawa sina. taso, ijo Pilosopeso li wile moli e mi. ona li sona ala. mi ken moli.
ni li insa loje ala. taso, ona li wile moli e mi. jan pi ken moli taso li wile moli ala.
o pana e tenpo ala tawa ale. ona o ala e ni. (mi sona ala e ona.)
sina wile pilin pona la, o moku e kala pona.
o pali e ijo. ona o sona. jan Mun li moli.

tan jan Wasopetowali.

[stone cedar]

// why would you randomly add a "jan" before waso Petowali

[dusk summit]

// because i feel like it

[plain verge]

// well fuck this then I'm sending an alternate timeline document sometime in the next thousand years maybe

[worn saffron]

im just an eye that moves. my thievish tendencies correlate with Saturn’s biodiversity—as the saying goes, “to give an eye to oneself, one must first gouge it out.” have you ever heard that one? shut up. everyone shut up. actually a lot of you shouldn’t.

i’m going to tell you a scary story about our moon.

once upon a time, Lepa told me of a prophecy: “you exist. you admire our craters. you sell and buy your land for commerce. you stop your earth’s relentless capitalism. you will become immortal.”

but…

that was too simple.

do not heed them. ignore. if you don’t, the fear will ravish your insides and leave you a husk.
***
you must not steal our craters. we must stop filing our taxes, documenting our economy! we will not fall into temptation.

philosophers want me dead. they are ignorant. i am immortal. i do not bleed red. only mortals do not want to die.
give everything except more time to all those i do not know.
if you want to feel better about life, eat good food. work a good living. learn about yourself.

the moon-people die.

— by janwasopetowali

[neat stirrup]

mi lukin tawa. lanpan mi li tan pona pi ma Satan: jan li wile pana e lukin tawa ona la, jan o pali e lupa. sina kute ala kute? o pini. jan ale o pini. o ni ala.

mi toki e monsuta mun.

tenpo pini la, jan Lepa li toki e ni: "sina lon. lupa li pona tawa sina. sina esun e ma. sina pini e nasin mani. sina moli ala."

taso...

ni li ike.

o lukin ala e ona. ni ala la, sina pakala.
mun mun mun

sina o lanpan ala e lupa mi. mi o pana ala e mani, o nanpa e esun. mi ike ala.

jan nasa li wile e moli mi. ni li suli ala tawa ona. mi moli ala. mi pana loje ala. jan moli taso li wile ala moli.
o pana e ale tawa jan pi sona ala.
sina wile pilin pona la, omekapo. opekapo. osekapo.

jan mun li moli.

• tan akesi Janwasopetowali

[dusk summit]

my vision is not limited. i steal. its because of the goodness of the land of saturn. if people wanna see it, they should make a hole. are you listening? die. everyone die. dont.
i talk about moon monsters.
if time ends, mr leopard would tell me "youre real. ooooh youre a hole-digger you love digging holes. buy a land. youre get a job. dont die."
anyways...
it's bad.
dont look at them. if its not, you blow up.
the solar system has planets.
The Solar System is a planetary system consisting of eight planets that orbit the Sun. In order of distance from it, the planets are Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn. Uranus, Neptune, and (usually excluded) Pluto.
thou shall not steal my ear. i dont give money, so give numbers to the shop. I DO NOT SUCK!!!
the weird people want to kill me. thats not important to them. i do not die. i do not bleed nor do my guts spill. the ghosts dont wanna die again.
give everything to the nincompoops.
if you wanna feel good, goodbye. boodbye. toodbye.
the moon is falling.
my lizard yanewasowpetowalee said all of the text above btw

[ripe nacelle]

mi ken lukin e ale. mi lanpan. ni li tan pona pi ma pi ma mun Satan. jan li wile lukin la jan o pali e lupa. sina kute ala kute. o moli. jan ale o moli. o moli ala.
mi toki e monsuta mun.
tenpo li pini la jan Lepa li toki tawa mi: "sina lon. oooo sina jan pi pali lupa. sina olin e pali lupa. o kama jo e ma kepeken mani. o kama jo e pali. o moli ala."
kin la
ike a
o lukin ala e ona. ala la sina pakala wawa.
nasin mun li jo e ma mun mute.
nasin mun li nasin pi ma mun. ni li jo e ma mun mute. ma mun li tawa sike lon selo suno. ma mun li ni: ma mun Mekuli, ma mun Penu, ma mun Esu, ma mun Ma, ma mun Jupita, ma mun Satan. ma mun Ulanus en ma mun Netu en ma mun Puto. tenpo mute la ma mun Puto li taso.
o lanpan ala e kute mi. mi pana ala e mani la o pana e nanpa tawa tomo esun. mi ike ala a.
jan nasa li wile moli e mi. ni li suli ala tawa ona. mi moli ala. mi pana ala e telo loje mi. mi pana ala e insa mi. jan kon li wile ala moli sin.
o pana e ale tawa ijo Ninkopo.
sina wile pilin pona la mi weka. meka. peka.
mun li tawa ma.
akesi mi Janewasopetowali li toki e sitelen sewi ale.

[feral spire]

In some ways, I am akin to Big Brother from the George Orwell novel 1984. My abilities in this way come from the devil's space station. Whenever other people want to take my vision, they make it harder for me to see, making holes of invisibility. Do you understand?
Die!
Everyone, just die!
No no no no no you all must live forever, death cannot take you.
The eccentricities of my speech here reflect the weirdness of Lucifer's artificial hellish satellite. All the end of all things, he will speak to me: "You exist here. You will now work in my mines. You will love your job. You will get money from it. Keep up your job. You must live forever, death cannot take you."
And also,
Evil we fucking be there too. Don't look at the evil. You will plant more holes into my supernatural vision.
On the Space Station that is hell, many things orbit it. They follow the rules of hell. There are these satellites, all orbiting each other with demonic energy: Mekuli, Penu, Esu, Ma, Jupita, Satan. Ulunus and Net and Puto. Puto offers objections much of the time.
Don't take my ability to listen. If I can't pay the rent, give the money I need. I will not use it for evil.
Some odd counterrevolutionaries wish to kill me and take my Bigbrother abilities. The fact that it is murder doesn't matter to them. But I will not die. I must live forever, death cannot take me.
I will not surrender blood. I will not surrender organs. The lungs do not wish to die.
No, give these things to nincompoops. If it is joy you want, I will die. mie. pie.
Hell will crash into the earth. My ibis, Jane Petowali, gives word of heaven underground.

[daring moat]

mi owe. ken mi li tan ilo. jan li pakala e lukin mi. sina sona ala sona?
jan ale o moli! sina o moli ala. toki mi li nasa tan sewi ike. ona li toki e ni: "sina lon li pali li olin e pali li lon tenpo ale."
kin la,
ike li lon. sina lukin e ni la lupa li kama. mun li lon ilo tawa. ona li ike. mun Puto li utala. o ala ala e kute mi. o pana e mani tawa mi.
jan li wile utala e mi. ona li pilin ala. mi o lon tenpo ale.
mi pana ala e insa. insa li moli ala.
o pana e ona tawa jan pi sona ala. sina wile pona li mi moli. mu mu mu. ma li pakala. waso Sen Petowali li pana e sona sewi.

[ripe nacelle]

I'm Owe. The reason I can do things is because of tools, since people destroyed my ability to see. Do you understand?
Everyone die! But you, don't die! I say weird things because of a bad circle. It says this: "The real you has a job, loves working, and exists forever."
By the way,
bad things exist. If you look at them, a hole will form. The moon is at a rocket. This sucks. Puto fights a lot. Don't make my ears non-existent! Give me money!
People who want to fight me have no feelings. I should exist forever.
I won't give the organs away. The organs are not dead.
Give them to a person who knows nothing.
You want something good, you are the dead me. Chirp chirp chirp. The land is broken. A bird named Sen Petowali gives heavenly information.

[sour carbon]

mi jan Owe. jan li weka e lukin mi la, mi ken pali tan ilo. sina sona e ni?
jan ale li moli! taso sina o moli ala! mi toki e ijo nasa tan sike ike. sike ike toki ni: "sina wan li jo e pali, li olin e pali, li moli ala."
toki sama,
ijo ike li lon. sina lukin e ijo ike la, lupa li kama. ijo Mon li lon poka ilo pi tawa ma ale. ni li ike. jan Puto li utala mute. o moli ala e kalama mi! o pana e mani tawa mi!
jan pi wili utala mi li jo ala e pilin. mi wile moli ala.
mi pana ala e insa mute. insa li moli ala.
o pana e ni tawa jan pi sona ala.
sina wile e ijo pona la, sina mi moli. mu. ma li moli. waso Sen Petowali li pana e sona sewi.

[graceful orchid]

I'm a dictator. Did you know, that when people remove my eyes, I can make new ones using the machine? Everyone except you should die! I talked about weird things from a bad planet, which said "Thou hast work, thou lovest work, thou shalt not die.".
IAL, bad things that eviscerate your eyes when you look at them start happening. Unfortunately, Mon's beside the universal excavator. Watch out, Puto is extremely violent. Don't mute the sound! Donate money to my charity! Members of my violent Willy family are emotionless, except for me, who doesn't want to die. I do not trade many organs, and I make sure to keep them fresh. When you get them, make sure to give them to the idiots. If you want a reward, you must turn death into me. bird sounds The soil is dry and has no nutrients. Sam Pertonvalley is a priest.

[patent oracle]

mi jan pi lawa ale, sina sona ala sona, la jan ale li weka e oko mi, mi ken pali e oko sin kepeken ilo? jan ale wile moli! taso sina wile ala. mi toki e ijo nasa kama ma ike, mi toki e ni: "sina wile pali, sina olin pali, sina ken moli ala".
toki ale, ijo ike li pakala e oko sina la sina lukin e ona. taso, jan Mon li sinpin e ilo pakala
o monsuta, jan Puto li ike mute a! o ala pini e kalama! o pana e mani tawa mi! jan pi kulupu moli li pilin ala, mi ala, mi wile moli ala. mi ala esun e insa, en insa mi li jaki ala. taso sina jo e insa mi, o pana e insa tawa jan ike. taso sina wile ijo pona, o moli e mi. jonke supa li seli, en ike mute. jan San Palutowali li jan sewi.

[thick tundra]

idk if you knew but i used to rule the world. but then they all ripped my eyes out. could you maybe make me a prosthetic eye? the people are much too murderous! but you aren't. yes, i was planning to say things that some people might consider to be bad about the place i was ruling, like "You want to work. You love to work. You will be punished for dying." before i got the chance to say them though, those...."people" i was ruling destroyed the eye that you're looking at right now. Meaunt has put a gun right into my face to do it!
beware of the 普通 as well, for they are also very bad! prevent them from stopping my decrees! oh, and pay me of course. the people who have tried to kill me have no feelings, so i don't care about them and don't want them. i prevented black markets so that our collective soul was to be free! but now you have my soul in my eye, and some have requested you to give it to bad people. but you want good things, despite people saying to kill me. this awful chair is squeaking too much. By Saint Palūtovalus...

[feral spire]

sina sona e ni anu seme: mi lawa ma. taso ona li lanpan e lukin mi. sina pali e lukin sin anu seme. jan li wile moli e jan ante a! taso sina pona. mi wile toki ike e ma e "sina wile pali. sina olin e pali. sina moli la ike li lon." mi toki ala e ni. jan anpa mi li pakala e lukin mi. ona li kama moli e mi a! ijo pi jan ale o monsuta e sina kin. ona li ike a! ona o pini ala e wile mi. o pana e mani tawa mi. jan ike ni li pilin ala la ona li suli ala tawa mi. mi pini e esun pi sona ala la kon mi li ken tawa a! taso kon mi li lon lukin mi (jan ike li lanpan e lukin mi). taso sina wile e pona. taso jan li wile moli e mi. supa ike li mu mute. jan sewi Palutowalu o-

[sour carbon]

Do you know this: I am the law of the land? But it does something to my sight. You build new methods of sight? Oh, humanity wants other beings to cease to exist! But you are simple. I want to fail to communicate the land and "You want to be working. You love the state of being working. When you cease to exist, bad things happen." I do not communicate this. My lowly people destroy my vision. Wow, it kills me! Things of all beings should cause some version of you to become a monster. They are bad! They should not not complete my needs. Hand over the money. When these bad people do not feel emotions, they are not big from my perspective. Wow, when I complete the business transaction that is not yours, my air can leave! But my air is in my eyes (bad entities do something to my vision). But you need simplicity. But humanity needs to cause me to not exist. A bad table is making many noises. The priest Barutoralu should-

[worn saffron]

mi lawa ma la mi lukin pakala. sina sin ala sin e nasin lukin? jan ale li wile lon ala e ante. sina ala. mi wile ala toki e ma e wile pali sina e ike kama tan lon ala sina. jan anpa li pakala e lukin mi la moli. ale li ike e wan sina la ike. o kama e wile. o kama e mani. pilin ala la mi la suli ala. mi esun e mani la mi esun e kon. taso kon li lon lukin tan ike. o namako ala. o ala e mi. ike li kalama. lawa sewi Pawutowalu

[neat stirrup]

If I become the president, I will get eye defects. Did you update the UI? Everyone likes to stick to things they're used to. You're nothing. I lost my interest in geography, what you want to make, and predictions about the End of the World, because you're just my imaginary friend. Those losers who damaged my visual system, please go away. Unfortunately, everyone tried to destroy your unity. Achieve what you want. Get what you want. Rationally, I think this is not large enough. I try to breathe when I invest in the stock market. But the oxygen all went to my eyes, because the oxygen hate me. Don't add salt. Do nothing to me. All the evils on the world can be summarized in one word: MmMMmMMMMmmMmM.
- Phrawtourthrhealeur, the Great Leader

[graceful orchid]

mi lawa la lukin mi li kama pakala. sina ante ala ante e lukin? ijo sona li pona tawa jan. sina ala. musi ma mi, en ijo pali sina, en sona pi pini ma li weka tan ni: sina jan pona mi pi lon ala. jan ike li pakala e nasin lukin mi. jan ike o weka! ike la jan ale li wile pakala e wan sina. o pali e wile sina. o jo e wile sina. sona la ni li lili. mi pana e mani tawa esun la mi wile moku e kon. ike la kon li tawa lukin mi tan ni: mi ike tawa kon. o namako ala. o ala e mi. ike ale li ken lon nimi wan: n.
- lawa sewi Patotele

[sour carbon]

When I am king, I will look at that which is broken. Will you modify my vision? Some things are good for people. You are not. The games of my kingdom, your work, and the knowledge of past kingdoms will be gone because of this: You are in no matter my friend. Revolutionaries will break my windows. Revolutionaries should be exiled! When the revolution happens, everybody will want to break one of your unique works of art. Do what you want. Have what you want. In truth, all this is insignificant. When I have been haggling with the traders, I just want some fresh air. When the revolution happens, the spirits will flee through my windows because I hurt them. Don't do it. Don't dethrone me! Nothing bad can be in the first letter: m.
-the pharaoh Baoer

[long kindle]

mi lawa la, mi lukin e pakala. sina ante ala ante e lukin mi? ijo pi ale ala li pona tawa jan. musi pi lawa mi en pali sina en sona lawa pi tenpo weka li kama weka tan ni: ala la, sina jan poka mi. jan kamalawala li pakala e lupa mi. jan ni o weka! tenpo kamalawala li kama la, jan ale li wile pakala e pali pi sina taso. o ijo pi wile sina. o jo e ijo pi wile sina. lon la, ni li lili. mi toki esun tawa jan esun la, mi wile taso e kon sin. tenpo kamalawala li kama la, kon jan li tawa weka kepeken lupa mi tan ni: mi ike e ona. o ni ala. o weka ala e lawa mi! ike ala li ken lon nimi kalama nanpa wan: m.
— jan lawa Pawa

[timber rapids]

//how did we get here from "starting message"

[tender folio]

// lon la tenpo mute la ona li kama ante ale

// sama ni: “ni li ike. mi pini e toki ni li pali e toki sin. ni li toki sin:”

[timber rapids]

In the context of the ruling me, I observe the mistakes. You do or don't change my eyes? The tool of every nothing is good for people. Entertainment of my mind and your creation and the leaving time of ruling knowledge is becoming far away from this: In no context, you're my near person. An anarchist destroys my hole. That person, leave! When the time of anarchy comes, everyone needs to break the work of only you. Do what you want. Have the things you want. Truly, this is little. If I market to sellers, then I only want new air. When the time of anarchy arrives, escape via my hole because I worsen it. Don't do that. Don't remove my rules! No badness can be in the best sounding name: m.

• Monarch Pawa

[rocky shale]

mi lawa la mi lukin e pakala. sina ante ala ante e oko mi? ilo pi ala ale li pona tawa jan. musi pi lawa mi en lon sina en tenpo weka pi sona lawa li kama weka tan ni: ala la sina jan mi lon poka mi. jan kamalawala li pakala e lupa mi. jan ni o weka! tenpo kamalawala li kama la jan ale li wile pakala e pali sina taso. o sina pali e wile sina. o sina jo e wile sina. lon la ni li lili. mi esun tawa jan esun la mi wile taso e kon sin. tenpo kamalawala li kama la weka kepeken lupa mi tan ni: mi ike e ona. o pali ala e ni. o weka ala e toki lawa mi! ike ala li ken lon nimi pi kalama nanpa wan: m.

• lawa Pawa

[sour carbon]

When we created the Laws Of Thermodynamics, we looked at the Problem. Do you want to change something I have done? The Machine of the Infinite Void is good for humanity. The games of creating our laws and that which is within you and the future of knowledge about creating laws are leaving because of this: When nothing happens, you are our entity at our side. Kamalawala kicked down my door. This version of humanity should be exiled! The day before World Kamalawala day, all versions of humanity want to break only your work. Be the version of you that works upon your secret desires. When it is done in the right place, this is a small space-time event. When I participate in the free market towards legitimate businesspeople, I only want new invisible agents. The day before World Kamalawala day, those in exile who use my doors from this: My evil twin is itself. Do not cause this to exist. Do not banish the language my laws are written in. My king! No bad space-time events can be in the word of the first sound wave: m.

• The Bářqüă code of laws

[timber rapids]

mi pali e lawa pi sona seli la mi lukin e pakala. sina wile ala wile ante e pali mi? ilo pi ala ale li pona tawa jan ale. musi li pali e lawa mi li lon sina li lon tenpo kama pi sona ni: pali lawa li weka tan ni: tenpo ala la sina ijo pi poka mi. jan Kamalawala li pakala e lupa mi. nanpa pi jan ale ni o weka! suno Kamalawala pi ale ma li pini la nanpa ale pi jan ale li wile pakala e pali sina taso. o kama e nanpa sina ni: sina pali lon wile len sina. ona li pini lon ma pona la ni li tenpo lili pi tenpo ale. mi lon esun tawa jan pona la mi wile taso e kon sin. suno Kamalawala pi ale ma li kama la jan li lon weka li kepeken e lupa mi tan ni: jan sama ike mi li jan sama ike mi. o tan ala e lon ni. o weka ala e toki pi sitelen lawa mi. mije lawa mi o! tenpo ike pi tenpo ale li len lon toki pi kalama nanpa wan: m.

— lawa Pakuwa

[neat stirrup]

//did the thread just randomly died again

[timber rapids]

//yes

[neat stirrup]

I see my mistakes as I learn thermodynamics. Must you reverse my learnings? The Vacuum will benefit all human beings. The Simulation will recreate my brain, as it will understand that it never existed as you never was my companion. Kamala Warris destroyed our laboratory. Erase their data! When we destroy the star named for them, the logic of all humans will deduce, that your gadgets must be incinerated. Give me the password! The destruction of the "utopia" is only the beginning. As I prepare my materials in the trade I will replace the atmosphere. The Star will vaporize everyone, they will take over our lab, as they are our enemy. Stop. Don't remove the stream. Oh Great Leader! The Catastrophe will be hidden under the 1st spell of Ũm.

- King Parker

[sour carbon]

jan Kin Paweke li toki e ni tan jan:
"mi kama sona seli la, mi lukin e pakala mi. sina wile pakala e kama sona mi anu seme? ijo Akun li pona e jan. ijo Sinulajun li pali e insa sewi mi, li sona e ni: ona li moli tan sina jan pona mi ala. kulupu Kanalawawi li pakala e tomo sona mi. o pakala e sona ona a! mi pakala e suno pi nimi ona la, sona pi jan li kama wile pakala e ilo sina. o pana e nimi tawa mi a! pakala pi ma pi pona mute ala li open. mi pona e ilo mi lon esun la, mi ante e kon pi ma. suno li moli e jan tan ni: ona li jan ike mi. ona li kama jo e tomo sona mi, tan ni: ona li jan ike mi. o ala. o moli ala e telo kon. lawa pona a! pakala li kon lon noka kon nanpa wan pi ma Un pi kulupu mute pi jan pi sona mute."

//I love adding absurd headnouns to translations of proper nouns

[timber rapids]

//"ilo Acun"?

[sour carbon]

//"The Vacuum"

[timber rapids]

//c?

[sour carbon]

//edited out

[neat stirrup]

//ilo Kanalawari?

[daring moat]

// jan Kin Pawek

[neat stirrup]

//rather unconventional tokiponization of Parker

[sour carbon]

//sina mute li jo e tenpo ni: sina toki e pakala mi tawa mi. taso sina mute li jo ala e tenpo pi ni: sina musi e musi ni

[daring moat]

// tenpo pi ni

[neat stirrup]

//tenpo pi ni?

[daring moat]

// tawa me

[neat stirrup]

//man you find the errors much faster than me

//and the second one too

[sour carbon]

//sina toki mute e pakala pi sitelen mi, taso sina toki sona ala e toki sitelen mi

[neat stirrup]

//mi alasa pana e sona tawa sina a

//o sona e ni: toki sina li pona la, jan li ken musi pona lon musi sitelen sina

[sour carbon]

//mi wile pona e toki pona mi la, mi tawa ma kama sona

[neat stirrup]

//ma pi kama sona

[sour carbon]

//mi tawa a!

[neat stirrup]

//someone still gotta translate that thing though

//wow that's a lot of "//"'s

[timber rapids]

Khiienm Pharehcc communicates this to the people:
"If I learn the chemical recation knowledge, then I'll see my destruction. You wanna wreck my learning or something? The Ah-kun fixed the dude. The Seenulayoon creates my divine internal organs and knows that they died
from not-my-good-personlike-you. The Kamala Harrisians blunder my school. Go break his school! When I destroy the day of it's word, Knowledge of man is become want to wreck your tool. Gimme the name! The mistake of the world of nonquantitative calmness is open. I goodify my gadget in the enterprise. I change the soul of soil. The sun kills the sapient life because of this: It is my bad sapient lives. It obtains my school because of this: They are my bad guys. Go no. Don't kill the spirit water. Good regulation, ah! The blunder is air in the spirit's best leg of the county of Ouhmn of many parties of very smart humans.

[neat stirrup]

jan Kisijenemi Palekiki li toki tawa jan ona.
"mi kama sona e ijo la, mi pakala. sina o ken e kama sona mi. kulupu A Kun li pona e jan. ilo Sinulajun li pali e insa sewi mi li sona e ni: ona li moli tan sina pi jan pona mi ala. jan nasin li kepeken ike e tomo sona mi. o pakala e tomo sona ona! mi pakala e tenpo nimi ona la, sona jan li kama wile pakala e ilo sina. o nimi! pakala ma pi pona mute li open. mi pona e ilo lon kulupu mani. mi ante e kon ma. suno li moli e lon tan ni: ona li ike. ona li kama jo e tomo sona mi tan ni: ona li jan ike mi. o musi Ko ala. o moli ala e telo sewi. a, nasin pona! pakala li kon pi kon ni: ona li noka wawa pi ma Ojumuni ni: ona li tenpo musi mute pi jan sona.

[sour carbon]

//you do realize what you've done

//"jan Kisijenemi Palekiki?

[neat stirrup]

//what

[sour carbon]

//mfw I remember <m> is in toki pona

[neat stirrup]

//bro

[sour carbon]

//mi ante toki mute e toki mute la, mi sona ike e nimi lili pi toki pona.

Ciciyenemib Parcki said this to the people of her kingdom:
"If we learn anything, we will go insane. You should be able to learn about us. The A Kunians have been good to people. The Ciuaum Tool is building my divine lung and knows that it will die because of you not being my friend. Those who are religious use sins upon my school. Break their school! When I created their day of naming, the knowledge of humanity decided it wanted to break your hammer. Name something! The Breaking of the Very Good Kingdom has begun. I fixed the tools when I was near the rich community. I modified the spirits of the land. Sunlight kills everything everything because it is bad. It takes my school because it is my enemy. Do not play Go. Do not destroy the holy water. However, the good street... What is broken is a spirit of a spirit of the fertile lowlands of the version of Oyuiir that has many festivals of scholars."

[vernal arrow]

soweli Kekenmi Paki li toki e ni tawa kulupu ona: "mu!"

[daring moat]

// kekenmi

Quequemmi Paqui moos towards her followers

[thick tundra]

jan Kuwekuwemi Pakuwi li kalama mani lon poka pi jan tawa ona.

[sour carbon]

//I was wondering if this would happen at some point

[sour carbon]

Curcurmiz Bacril makes the cash register sound effect near people and towards himself.

[graceful orchid]

jan Kukumipaki li pana e kalama pi ilo mani tawa jan tawa ona

[dusk summit]

cookoomeepaqui told their people that $$.mp3

[sour carbon]

jan kukumepagi li toki e ni tawa jan mute ona: "kalama pi kama jo e mani"

[graceful orchid]

Gurgurmepaigi told their audience that the audio file has stolen money.

[timber rapids]

jan Kulukulumepawiki li toki e ni tawa jan mute: lipu kalama li lanpan e mani

[neat stirrup]

Gurlurgurlurmurpurwurkur announced that it was the clarinet's reed who robbed the bank.

[sour carbon]

sitelen kalama li kama jo e mani la, waso Puluwuluwumuwupuwuku li toki e ni: "mu"

[stone cedar]

// truly a pu translation

[timber rapids]

When the spectogram gains the cash, the Bhouruvouruvoomoovuboowucoo says cock-a-doodle-doo!

[timber rapids]

//wuwojiti ×4

[stone cedar]

ilo li kama jo e mani la waso Pulupu li toki e mu

[timber rapids]

If the gadget obtains the livestock, then the Burubu birds tweet

//the original person talking was janwasopetowali, can't believe we mangaed to get back to waso

[worn saffron]

ilo li kama jo e soweli mani la waso Pulupu kulupu li mu

[daring moat]

when the tool gets cows Ploop gang will caw

[long kindle]

ilo li jo e soweli mani la, kulupu Pupo li mu

[vernal arrow]

When the robot downloads Cows, the People moo

[daring moat]

ilo li kama e mani la jan Pupo li mu

[rocky shale]

If the barometer manages to pay, the person named Poo-Pole will produce an utterance that mimics the stereotypical utterance of another animal.

[worn saffron]

ilo nanpa pi wawa kon li ken pana e mani la jan Palisa Jaki li mu

[timber rapids]

If the wind-powered computer can set Japanese Yen into motion, then Paulisia Yacky croaks

[agile shoal]

tawa kon li ken pana e wawa tawa ilo nanpa ni. ilo li ken tawa e nasin mani pi ma Nijon la, jan Polisija Jaki li mu akesi.

[pine socket]

the airplane can give strength to this computer, meaning it can travel the money road of Japan. then Polisiwa Yaki will hiss.

[timber rapids]

ilo pi tawa sewi li ken pana e wawa tawa ilo sona ni. ni la, ilo li ken tawa nasin mani pi ma Nijon la, akesi Polisiwajaki li mu

[graceful orchid]

It is said that the rocket is able to power the computer. If that's the case, if the computer can go to the Japanese economy, a Borisivayaki will make the sound of a plate being smashed.

[pure salmon]

toki la, ilo waso pakala li ken wawa e ilo nanpa. ni la, ilo nanpa li ken tawa esun pi ma Nijon la, jan pi ma Bolisiwaja li kalama supa

[timber rapids]

In the verbal context, the messed up bird robot can empower the calculator. If that's that, then if the calculator can go to the animanga company, the Motswana can drum away

//Motswana is the plural form of Batswana which is the denonym for people from Botswana

[uneven flower]

lon toki la, ilo pakala waso li jo e ken ni: ken li wawa e ilo nanpa. ni li lon la, ilo nanpa li ken tawa tawa kulupi Amanka la, ijo Motana li ken weka pi kalama utala

[timber rapids]

In the verbal truth, the flying mistake-inator has this capability: The capability can energize the computer chip. If this exists, then if the computer chip can go to the Animanga group movement, then the Moetanna things can do a war-sound removal

[thorn forge]

toki lon la, ilo pakala sewi li ken wawa e lawa pi ilo sona. ni la, lawa ni li ken tawa kulupu Amanka (ඞ) la, ijo Mowetanuna li ken weka e kalama utala.

[uneven flower]

if you're talking about the existance of speaking, only highflying machines can strengthen the mind of smarter, more advanced machines. Therefore, these minds can move the crewmates of Among Us, and Moatanuma can remove the drum beat sounds.

[thorn forge]

toki la, ilo sewi taso li ken wawa e lawa pi ilo wawa.
ni la, lawa ni li ken tawa e jan Amanka. ni la, ijo Mowatanuma li ken weka e kalama.

[graceful orchid]

Hey, only the helicopter can power the mech's head! Because of that, its head will transport an impostor, and a Movadarnumer will be able to silence the sound.

[sour carbon]

ilo tawa kon taso li pona e sewi sijelo ilo a! sewi sijelo li tawa e jan kon tan ni. ma Modawune li ken moli e kalama tan ni.

[neat stirrup]

Only vacuum cleaners are allowed to pray to the Mechanical God of Health! Ghosts are banned from the temple. As a result ModOne became quiet.

[timber rapids]

ilo ni taso li ken toki sewi tawa ilo sewi misikeke: ilo li weka e jaki. kon li ken ala kama lon tomo sewi. jan lawa nanpa wan li kama kalama ala tan ni

[rocky shale]

This magnet has the ability to speak the following highly for the benefit of the medicinal height: The magnet is removing the disgusting things. The air does not have the ability to come to the high building. The first person of law comes to create noise due to that.

[sour carbon]

ilo li wile pona e suli sijelo pi ilo pona. ilo li ken toki e ni: "ilo li weka e ijo ike mute". kon li ken ala tawa tomo suli. jan lawa nanpa wan li kama, li kalama tan ni.

[tender folio]

the robot wants to make healing robots even more massive! the robots will be able to say that they deleted viruses. oxygen can’t enter large buildings. the president came and screamed.

[worn saffron]

ilo jan li wile suli e ilo jan pi pona sijelo jan. ni la ona li ken toki e moli ale pi ijo ni: ijo lili lili li ken kama mute lon sijelo li pakala e sijelo. tomo suli li ken ala esun pona e kon. ni la jan lawa li kalama wawa ike.

[cloud vault]

AI wants to grow medical devices so it can talk about the hundred deaths of disease. The Museum of Large Paraphernalia cannot sell air, so their CEO loudly scrapes nails across a chalkboard

[rocky shale]

// they’re not thinking capitalistically enough

[worn saffron]

ilo sona li sona sama jan. ona li wile suli e ilo pi pona sijelo. ni la ona li ken toki e moli jan pi mute ale tan kama ike sijelo. tomo pi sitelen mute Ilo Mute Suli li ken ala esun e kon. ni la jan lawa ona pi suli nanpa wan li pana e palisa luka ona lon supa sitelen pi ilo sitelen ko walo li kalama wawa.

[sour carbon]

the high-tech screwdriver knows how to be a sibling of a human. When it wants to enlarge the medicine, it can speak to Death because it has poor health. Ilwoy Multreb Surryi cannot make pacts with spirits, so her tallest lieutenant places her umbrella on the white oil painting desk and listens closely.

[worn saffron]

luka jan li tawa sike e ilo ni la ilo li pana e ilo palisa lon insa kiwen la kiwen tu li kama wan. ilo sike ni li tan sona suli ilo li sona e nasin tawa ni: ona li kama jan pi mama sama jan. ona li wile suli e moku pi pona sijelo la ona li ken toki tawa jan Moli tan wawa ala pi sijelo ona. jan Ilo Mute Suwi li ken ala toki wan tawa ijo kon. ni la jan lawa ona pi anpa wan pi suli sijelo nanpa wan li pana e ilo ona pi weka telo lon supa pi sitelen telo walo li kute pona.

[thorn forge]

when people crank this recovery centre, it can recover stick shaped tools, or combine two rocks. this hand powered recovery centre was made thanks to our accumulated knowledge of tools, and it knows how to become a human, with a humanoid parent! it rly wants to eat healthy, so it can talk to Death against its will. the one named Many Cute Robots cannot come to an agreement with such spirits. so, the devil puts his sponge on a plate, decorated with pictures of milk, while listening intently.

[timber rapids]

ijo jan li tawa sike e ilo ni pi kama konwe sin la ona li ken pana e ilo palisa anu wan e kiwen. ilo ni (pi kama konwe sin) (pi wawa luka) li tan sona mi ilo. ona li sona e nasin pi kama jan kepeken mama sama kin. ona li wile moku e misikeke la ona li ken toki tawa kulupu Tepajetaken. kulupu ni li wile ala. jan pi nimi Menikulopo li ken ala kama pona tan kon ni la jan loje pi ike mute suli a li pana e ilo pi weka telo lon supa moku. supa moku ni li jo e sitelen pi telo walo la ona li kute a

[graceful orchid]

If the humanoid crank-starts Frankenstein's machine, it can shoot arrows or fuse rocks. This machine was invented by the robot among us. They also know how to attract siblings. If they want to take drugs, they can talk to the Tepajetakenis, but they don't want to. If Menikulopo can't get better because of her soul, extremely evil red people will put a dehumidifier on the dinner table. If that table has pictures of milk, it will be heard.

[timber rapids]

ijo jan li open tawa sike e ilo pi monsuta Pankensan la ona li ken pana e ilo pi kiwen palisa anu wan e kiwen mute. ilo ni li pali pi ilo Amonka. ona li sona e nasin tawa ni: jan sama li olin e jan sama. ona li wile moku e misikeke ike nasa la ona li ken toki tawa jan mute Tepajetaken. taso ona li wile ala ijo e ni. jan Menikulipo li ken ala kama pona mute tan kon ona la jan loje pi ike suli nanpa wan li pana e ilo (pi weka (pi telo kon)) lon supa pi moku pini. supa ni li jo e telo walo pi soweli mani la ona li kute pi jan ante.

[long kindle]

When that guy's thing rotates Frankenstein's machine, it could distribute metal pipe machines or alloy many metals together. That's from the Among Us mod. It knows how to make siblings fall in love with each other. If it wants to take meth, it'll contact the Tepaitakens, but they won't do anything about it. Manny Kuribo won't be able to get better because of his aura, so the most evil orange people will put a machine (that removes (moisture from the air)) on the food-waste plate. It has pictures of milk on it, so it'll listen for others.

[pure salmon]

ijo mije li sike e ilo Pankentan la, ona li ken pana e ilo palisa kiwen li ken wan e kiwen mute. ni li tan ante pi musi Amonsa. ona li sona kama olin e jan pi mama sama. ona li wile nasa la, ona li toki tawa kulupu Tepetaken, taso, ona li pali ala. ike Munte Kulipo li ken ala pona tan kon ona, la jan jelo pi ike nanpa wan li pana e ilo (ni li weka (e telo tan kon)) lon supa pi jaki moku. sitelen pi telo mani li lon ona la ona li kute e ante.

[timber rapids]

When the masculine thingamabob spins the Plankton machine, it can send hard rod-like gadgets and can unify many rocks. This is because of the differences of the game Among Us. It love-future-knowledges siblings. If it wants to be weird, then it talks to team Death PACT Again. However, it doesn't work. When the Moonte Cooleepoe evilness can't be good because of their smell, the evil Spongebob sends that tool and removes the airy original water in the table of rotten food. Since the image of carabaos are on it, it hears the others.

[thorn forge]

ijo Sinkamapa pi sama mije li sike e ilo Lentan la ona li ken pana e ilo palisa li ken wan e kiwen mute. ni li tan ante pi musi Amanka. ona li kama olin sona e jan sama. ona li wile nasa la, ona li toki tawa kulupu M.O.L.I sin, taso ona li ken ala. ike Munte Kulipo li ken ala pona tan kon ona la, jan Sanpa ike li pana e ilo li weka e telo open kon lon supa pi moku jaki. sitelen Kalapajo li lon ona la, ona li kute e jan ante.

[timber rapids]

If the male-like-Sink-a-map object rolls the lantern, then it can send rod tools and could fuse many gems. That's the origin of Among Us' diffences. They can make siblings knowledgeable about love. If they wanted to be silly, they could talk to the new Many Objects Live Infinity team. But they can't. Since the evil Mount Kulago can't be calm because of it's definitions, the bad Sanpanian sends out the robots and deletes the vaporized starting water at the desk of unsanitary food. In the context that the Cauliflower images are on it, it can pay attention to different people.

[worn saffron]

ilo weka pi sitelen ma li sama mije. ona li weka e ilo suno la ona li ken weka e ilo palisa li ken wan e kiwen mani. ni la ant pi sitelen tawa Amanka li kama. ona li ken pana e sona olin tawa jan sama. wile musi la ona li ken toki tawa kulupu Ijo Ale Ale lon Sitelen Tawa. taso ni li ken ala. nena Kulako ike li ken ala pilin awen tan kon toki ona la jan ike pi kulupu Sanpan li pana e ilo li weka e telo kon tan moku ike. sitelen pi kili Kalifawe li lon ona la ona li ken lukin e jan mute.

[thorn forge]

i think erasers are male. if they throw away the lantern, they can throw away their screwdriver, and melt gold. so, there are diffrenc in amongus. they can teach their friends how to love. just for fun, they cqn talk to IAAlST. but they cant do that. glog is sick. they say the idiotic stampgang is giving away tools, and cleaning the ectoplasm from pineapples on pizza. if pictures of kili Kalifawe are on there, they can see many people.

[timber rapids]

mi la ilo pi weka sitelen li mije. ona li weka e ilo suno la ona li ken weka e ilo palisa pi ilo wan li telo e kiwen jelo. ona li ken pana sona e olin tawa jan pona ona. musi tso la ona li ken toki tawa esun Ijajalesete. taso ona li ken ala. monsuta Koku li pilin jaki. ona li toki e ni: kulupu sitelen pi nasa pakala li pana e ilo li telo e ni: konwe Ekutopolasin tan ni: kili Panape lon moku Pisa. sitelen pi kili Kalifawe li lon ni la ona li ken lukin e jan mute

[tender folio]

I think the Harmful Symbol Detectors have gained a sense of gender, specifically maleness. When they annihilate the Torch symbol, they may also annihilate the Pencil Union symbol washing away the sulfur paint. Jkingly, they can speak Yi'a'erlexiedei, but aren't allowed to. The Horrifying Grogu symbol is synonymous with the Disgust symbol. They say that the corrupted Symbol Committee patented the Harmful Symbol Detectors and washed the Egutoubolaixing symbol from the pineapple in the Leaning Restaurant of Pisa. The Khalifa Wayfruit symbol gives the Harmful Symbol Detectors X-Ray vision

[thorn forge]

ilo pi sona e sitelen ike li kama mije. ona li weka e sitelen suno la, ona li weka kin e sitelen pi kulupu Pensi Junjan.
musi la, ona li ken toki Ijawelekesijete, taso ona o ni ala. sitelen monsuta Loku lo sama sitelen Sika.
toki la, kulipu pi sitelen ike li telo e sitelen Ekutopolajesinku tan kili lon tomo moku Pisa.
sitelen Kalipa Wepulu li pana e ken lukin pi suno nasa, tawa ilo pi sona e sitelen ike.

[tender folio]

The printers that filtering images represent the rise of masculinity. When she deletes bright images, she also deletes images from Printree Yun Yang.
In games, it might be the conversation:
He: "Are we lucky?"
She: "Yes, Teo."
But she hopes it's not. Horror movies on Roku like Shuriken.
In conversations like these, rejected art pirtfolios depict the flooding of the written conversation:
He: "Good Topper life."
She: "Hm. Good."
It flooded from mushrooms sold at a bazaar. The mirror image of soweli Selupu showed how transparent the moon was for the printers that filtering images.

[thorn forge]

ilo pana pi weka e sitelen li tan kama mije. ona li ala e suno li ala e sitelen Pinsuli Jun Janko.
musi la, toki li ken.
ona: "pona li ken ala ken?"
ona nanpa tu: "ken."
taso ona nanpa tu li wile ala e ken.
sitelen monsuta lon ilo Loku sama sitelen Suliken.
toki sama la, sitelen ike Pipolijo li sitelen e pakala pi toki sitelen.
ona: "lon li sewi, li pona."
ona nanpa tu: "n. pona."
pakala li tan soko lon tomo esun Pasa. jasima Selupu, soweli Upulesu, li pana e sona ni:
ilo pana li ken lukin e monsi mun

[tender folio]

Teo's transition made the giving trellis of extinct the writing. He stopped the brightness and The Pendulum by Yong Jinguo.
Jokes are allowed.
He said "Is there hope?"
The other boy said "Yes."
But he did not want hope.
The scary digital existent lagoon image as the increased possibility image.
Meanwhile, Beevil Weevil put the writing on the wall.
He said "Existence is elevation and complication."
The other boy said "Oh. Easy."
He swore because of the mold on the Happens store. The cat's mirror, named Celibate Hoopless, taught how the radiator saw the dark side of the moon

[timber rapids]

kama tonsi pi jan Teto li pali e pana Teli pi weka sitelen. ona li pini e suno li kalama musi Pentelun tan jan Jon Jinkuwo.
musi li pona
ona li toki e ni: "pona li lon ala lon"
ona ante li toki e ni: "lon"
taso, ona li wile ala e pona.
sitelen pi ma telo lon ilo monsuta li sama sitelen pi ken suli.
sama la, jan Piwi Wiwi li sitelen e ni lon sinpin:
"lon li sewi li ike"
jan ante li toki e ni: "a. pona."
ona li toki pakala tan ni: jaki pi esun Apen. jasima soweli. nimi ni li Selipe Upe. ona li pana sona e nasin ni: ilo seli li lukin e pimeja kipisi mun

//#1284700950162047036 message

//really interesting how much things can change

//not a single word from that original message has survived

[thick tundra]

The transition of Sir Openingquotationmarkclosingquotationmark is working on emitting wotor, which acts as an eraser. It blacks out the sun (and can play Pengþerỹ by John Jim Cueo).
Fun is fun.
He says this: "really, being good doesn't exist".
Others say: "yeah".
But they don't want things to improve.
The writing in the ocean you see on the scary screen might be very powerful.
Talking about siblings, Pii Wii is writing on the wall:
"reality is god and bad"
Others say: "oh ok"
They're phrasing it weirdly due to the ugliness of the shops on the Alps. Oh, look, this mirror is showing a chihuahua! Its name is Zelípe Hupe. It teaches that saucepans can look at the dark parts of the moon.

[dusk summit]

kama pi jan Openinkotesonakosinkotesona li pali e sitelen mu Oto, ona li ken weka e sitelen. ona li pimeja e sun li ken kalama musi Penkeli tan jan Jon Jim Ku.
musi li musi.
pona li lon ala, ni li lon
ona wile ala e pona.
ken la, sitelen lon telo lon sitelen monsuta li wawa.
jan sama la, ilo Pi Wi li sitelen lon sinpin: "lon li sewi, lon li ike"
oke
ona li toki nasa tan ni: esun lon nena A li jaki.
ilo jasima ni li soweli lili. ona li soweli Selipe Upe. ona li pana e sona ni: ilo seli li ken lukin e mun monsi.

[atomic valley]

arrival of Openingcotessounakkoshinkoutesona made a sound named Sound ||音 (おと)||. It can make it go away, too. It caused a solar eclipse, and therefore can perform Bengali by Yawn Yiing ||wuwojiti|| Kugh.
it's fun.
when the shadows start to grow, there's a this within your soul.
it doesn't want to be improved.
admittedly, when it's displayed on liquids or within horror films, it's stronger.
from the same person, the tool Pee-Wee yapped this out: "existence is up, existence is bad."
...k
it yapped weirdly because the market on Mt. A is kinda mid.
this mirror is an animal. it's an Seliph Upeh. it gave us its wisdom by stating that lighters can light up the opposite side of the moon.

[long kindle]

kama pi ijo Openinkotesanakosinkotesona li mu e kalama Oto. ona li ken weka kin e kalama ni. ona li kama e pimeja pi len suno la, ona li ken kalama musi Penkali tan jan Jan Win Kuke.
ni li musi.
pimeja li kama suli la, ni li lon kon sina.
ona li wile ala kama pona.
taso, ona li sitelen lon telo anu sitelen monsuta la, ona li wawa.
jan sama la, ilo Piwi li mu nasa e ni: "lon li sewi, lon li ike."
... a
ona li mu nasa tan ni: esun pi nena A li meso a.
sinpin lukin ni li soweli. ona li ijo Selipu Upe. ona li pana e sona ni ona: ilo seli li ken seli e sinpin ante mun.

[timber rapids]

The arrival of the Opening Kote-san Akosinkotesona animal sounds the Otto sound. It can remove also that sound. When it summons the darkness of the shining covers, It can sing Bengali by Winguke.
This is fun.
The darkness grows; thats in your spirit.
It doesn't need to be welcome.
However, when it draws on the water or on the horrifying image, it strengthens.
For similar people, the Piwi gadget weirdly barks at this: "The truth is divine, the truth is makes you blind"
... oh god
It strangely barks to that shop on the Alps that's completely average.
That observing face is of an animal's. It's the Upe sheep. It brings you that knowledge of it: the laser can burn the moon's other side.

[thorn forge]

kama pi jan Kote Akosinkotesona li mu.
ona li ken ala e mu.
ona li kama e pimeja la, ona li ken kalama.
ni li musi.
pimeja li kama suli. ni li kon sina.
ona li wile ala e kama pona.
taso, ona li sitelen la ona li wawa.
jan sama la, ilo Piwi li mu: "lon li sewi, lon li pakala e lukin"
... sewi o
ona li mu tawa tomo pi nasa ala.
sinpin lukin ni li sinpin pi soweli Upe. ona li pana e sona ni: suno li ken seli e monsi mun.

[neat stirrup]

Reminder from YAGPDB: cut cosine cotangent
Do not ping
Unmuted user; Reason: spoilered message

Please spoiler the image
mun Kekan San: they're not willing to engage with the comminity
but cool pfp
ilo Piwi: the message's on top
CW: flashing lights
... procyonid
they pinged everyone in the channel
Yupp have a firewall
Translation challenge: the sun can burn the dark side of the moon

[timber rapids]

ilo Supanpo li toki sin e ni: o tu e 「cos(cot(x))」
o mu ala
tan ni: toki li len la, jan li ken toki sin

o len e sitelen
mun Kekan San li wile ala lon kulupu
taso sitelen li wawa
ilo Piwi la toki li lon sewi
sina ken moli tan ni: suno li ante mute mute mute
... kijetesantakalu
ona li mu e jan ale lon tomo toki
jan Jupu li jo e awen
utala pi ante toki li ni: suno li ken seli e kipisi pimeja mun

[finite jasper]

// my translation keeps getting blocked

// idk what's in it that causes it to get blocked

[tender folio]

// seme a

[finite jasper]

// it got blocked for having content that isn't appropriate for the server and I don't know what that content is??? it just told me to edit and try again so I changed what I thought might be inappropriate content but it didn't do anything

[pure salmon]

//send it backwards

[finite jasper]

// no I found out why

// I just can't copy the text anymore

Sorperpan is a tool which repeats the phrase "cos/cot merger cos/cot merger" repeatedly until it causes people to stop pinging everyone.[1][2] If other users can repeat phrases such as "very funny, charles," then they would cause Gregory Danielson III to uninstall discord.[2] As such, it is generally recommended to cw spam.[3]
However, Sorperpan is allowed to circumvent this, as it needs to stop everyone pings at any cost.[4][5][6]
Piwer wishes to overthrow Sorperpan.[5] In this process, you may die, as days will become mere seconds long. This may cause dizziness.[7] Raccoons[1][2][5][7][8][9][10][11][excessive citations] Raccoons are known everyone-pingers and must be stopped according to both Piwerism and Sorperpanism.[8][9] Yooper disagrees and has provided them with shields to protect them from the apocalypse.[10][11]
Most political scientists agree that the Battle of Translation is near and that it will in a solar apocalypse where everthing, including the moon, burns.[4][11][12] There is disagreement on if this will be caused by the sun growing larger, or the Earth getting closer to the sun, and exactly why either would be caused by the Battle of Translation.

// it turns out that it was me pinging at everyone that caused it, so I removed all the pings and replaced them with the word "everyone"

[dusk summit]

jan li pini mu e ale la, ilo Sopepan li pini toki e "o wan e linja e linja" mute.
jan ante li ken toki e "musi mute, esun Sale", jan Kekan San li weka e ilo Siko.
o len e jaki.
ilo Sosepan li ken ala e ni, ona o ala e mu pi jan ale.
pipi Pijo li wile weka e ilo Sosepan. ona li weka e ona la, ken la, sina moli. suno li lili mute a. ni li ken nasa.
kijetesantakalu li mu e ale, ona o pini. jan Yupek li pilin ante, ona li len a kijetesantakalu.
jan mute li sona e ni: utala toki li poka a, utala toki li seli e ale. ni li ken tan ni: sun li suli. taso, ni li ken tan ni: ma li tawa suno.
ni li tan #1284700950162047036

[pure salmon]

\ @ +3+$6$&$+-# ebdhsksu veryone

// weird how that works

[dreamy hearth]

// if I had a soweli for every time someone tested this behavior I would have a zoo 😝

[pure salmon]

// @autumn orchid\ryone

// erm why isn't the backslash disappearing

// also sorry eve

[dreamy hearth]

// idk y’all’s rules for this channel but we have #jaki for testing

[pure salmon]

// and ping eve apropos of nothing?

[stone cedar]

// well i tested it when asked to

[thorn forge]

when people stop meowing at everything, the robot named saupaipan will stop saying "Combine The Ropes".
the other guy says "haha fun, the shop has a Sale".
jan kekan san deleted discord, quick, hide the trash.
sausaipan cant even, they muted everyone.
pihau wanted to forget sausaipan. if they did, you might die.
the sun is smaller than usual.
the raccons meow at everything, they should stop.
□upaik disagrees, theyre the raccoons clothes.
its common knowledge that if theres an argument, everything burns.
probably because The Sun is big, or maybe because the earth orbits the sun.
-translation game

[timber rapids]

jan li pini mu tawa ale la ilo pi nimi Sopajepan li pini toki e ni: "o wan e linja"
toki pi jan ante la te musi musi la esun li jo e kipisi pi mani esun.
jan Kekan San li weka e ilo Siko. o tawa suli a! o len e jaki!
ilo Sopajepan li ken ala. ona li pini e toki pi jan ale
jan Pija li wile weka e sona ona pi jan Sopajepan. ona li ijo la sina ken moli
meso la suno li lili
kijetesantakalu li mu tawa ale. ona o pini
jan Ÿ̵́̈́upajeku li wile ala tan ni: ona li len kijetesantakalu
jan ale li sona e ni: utala la ale li kama seli tan ni:
ken suli la suno li suli anu ken la ma li sike lon suno

ni ale li toki ni: musi pi ante toki

[thorn forge]

when humanity stops mooing for everything, the tool that we call xopajäpang will finish their sentence, "connect the threads".
others say「fun, the shops have pieces of money,
jan kekan san deleted discord.
"turn big, cover the trash,"
xopajäpang cant. it was the conclusion of the conversation about humanity.
pia wanted to forget xopajäpang. either way, you are mortal.
its dark. the raccoon warned us. it should close.
□upajäky disagrees, because its the raccoon clothes.
we all know, fights can heat up, because maybe the sun is big. or maybe the world is an orb encased in light.

all of this was said in musi toki pi ante toki.

[timber rapids]

// i just realized i forgot to close the te to

[dusk summit]

jan li mu mute ala la, ilo Opajapan li toki e ni: linja o wan.
jan ante li toki e ni: ̸̈́͝musi a, esun li jo e mani lili
jan Kekan San li moli e toki ike.
ilo Opajapan li ken ala. ni li pini pi toki jan.
pan Pi li wile sona ala e ilo Opajapan. nasin ale la, sina ken moli.
pimeja li lon. kijetesantakalu li toki e ona tawa mi. ni o pini.
pakala ̵̀☻̸̇̊〽̶̿̂ li pilin ante tan kijetesantakalu len.
utala li ken seli, ale li sona e ni. ni li tan ni: sun li suli, anu ni: ale li sike lon suno.

lipu ni li tan musi toki pi ante toki

[cloud vault]

The only thing holding Koppayanpang's robot from commanding the threads to unite is the constant screaming of the people. The other people say /;(ironically, capitalism has few currencies for Gregdan3, and has resulted in the extinction of oldspeak
Koppayanpang's robot is not possible. This is the end of language as we know it. The Pee croissant doesn't want to know about Koppayanpang's robot. No matter what road you travel on, you'll probably die.
It's night time. The racoons gossip about it to me. This has to end. `🙂°¯༼⁠  ⁠༽≧ feels differently about raccoon clothes. War may be hot, everybody knows this. This is because Shoon is fat, or because everything is a circle under this lighting.

This paper is by the translation game.

[thorn forge]

ilo Kopajanpan li ken ala wan e linja tan mu jan.
jan ante li toki:
mani li lili tawa jan Kekan san, li pini e toki majuna.
ilo Kopajanpan li ken ala.
ni li pini toki. pan Peje li wile ala sona e ilo Kopajapan.
nasin ale la, sina moli.
sewi li pimeja. kijetesantakalu li toki. o pini.
□□□□□ li pilin ante. utala li seli.
jan Sun li suli. ale li sike.

ni li tan musi toki pi ante toki

[neat stirrup]

The Koopa Jumpman is not allowed to knit, from the leader's command.
The vice-president responded:
Wealth is insignificant for the Three Krakens, and greed will end the ancient constitution.
The Koopa Jumpman cannot do this.
This is the end of the article. The baguette need not to know The Koopa Jumpman.
You're already dead.
It's already bedtime. God said so. Sleep. 苾𤬏彁𣬚, you don't want to? I don't want to argue with you.
Sun Yat-sen is an important figure. And everything is actually spherical.

The Game of Linguistic Differences forced me to write this.

[thorn forge]

akesi Kupa Sanpan
o pali ala e len.
lawa lili li toki:
mani li ala
tawa kala
li pini e lawa
majuna.
akesi li ken ala.
lipu li pini.

pan o sona ala.
sina moli.
o lape.
sina wile ala lape?
mi wile ala utala
e sina.
jan Sun Ja Sen li suli.
ale li sike.

musi toki pi ante toki la mi sitelen.

[cunning mason]

The Koopa of the three beans shouldn't grow a shell.
According to the short president, currency abolished the preceding dictatorship, but the fish didn't care. Neither could frogs.
This concludes Effects of the Revolution on Fishes and Frogs.
Bread shouldn't be sentient. You died, so go to bed, but it's okay if you don't want to.
Sun Jason was very important; he was the first to propose that the world was spherical.
I just played this game.

[timber rapids]

soweli (pi kiwen awen) (pi kili tu wan) li ken ala suli e kiwen awen.
lawa lili la, mani li weka e lawa ike pini. taso kala li wile ala. akesi telo kin.
ni li pini pi lipu te pini pi kamalawala kala akesi
pan o konwe ala sina moli la o lape. taso sina wile ala la ona li pona
suno Jason li suli suki la ona li nanpa wan lon lawa pi ma sike.
mi musi e ni

[thorn forge]

armoured lions dont have armour, but do have 3 fruits.
money deletes the evil head on account of being small. fish and crocodiles disagree.
this is the end of 「the end of the amphibious freedom.
bread is not alive. you died, rest. if you dont, its okay.
the star 'aia-S1' is big, therefore its the best in this round earth.
im having fun.

[wanton skiff]

//a a mani pi toki Inli li kama soweli lon toki pona la musi mute

[timber rapids]

kili awen li jo ala e len awen. taso ona li jo e kili tu wan
mani li lili la, mani li weka e lawa ike
kala en akesi li utala toki
ni li pini pi ("pini (pi pona( pi akesi telo)))
pan li moli. sina moli. o lape. lape ala la pona
mun lili Ajajesuwan li suli la, ona li nanpa wan lon ma sike ni
mi musi a

[pure salmon]

the sitting potato has no need for a more permanent skin. yet she has three of them
when money is scant, it wards off corrupted minds
the dolphin and the frog fought epically
that was the end of The End of Peace For Amphibians
the rice die. you die. rest. with unrest comes peace
when the crescent of ayayasvan grows, it is the first on this hilly landscape
i'm great for parties

[timber rapids]

kili ma pi kule ma li wile ala e selo wawa. taso, ona li jo e ni tu wan
mani li lili la, ona li weka e lawa pi nasa ike
kala kon en akesi telo li utala epiku. ni li pini (pi pini (pi tenpo pona (pi akesi telo)))
pan walo li moli. sina moli. o lape. lape ala li tan e tenpo pona
mun pi ma Ajajasan li kama suli. ona li nanpa lon ma nena ni.
mi pona tawa kulupu musi

[median panther]

the soil-brown turnip doesn’t want any armour but it has three full suits of it
when the money is running out, it (the turnip) banishes the inconveniently unusual governing body.
a flying fish and a sea snake once had a legendary battle. that was the sea-snake’s good-day’s end’s ending.
mashed potatoes is over. you’re over. have a nap. not napping brings about good times.
the Ayahuascan country’s asteroid is increasing in size. its counting in these here hills.
i’m kind to the comedy community

[thorn forge]

kili li wile ala e selo, taso ona li jo.
mani li weka la, ona (kili) li weka e lawa nasa.
kala waso en akesi linja li utala. akesi li pini e tenpo pona.
ko moku li pini. sina pini. o lape. lape ala la tenpo pona.
mun Ajawakan li suli. ona li nanpa lon nena.
mi pona tawa musi.

[plain verge]

the apple was forced to have a peel, now it normalizes the law due to bankruptcy
penguins are fighting snakes (who ruined the party)
grains are out just like you (go sleep during the party)
Iowakan is a huge moon with all the hills numbered
i am fun at parties

[thorn forge]

jan li selo e kili. kili li nasa ala e lawa tan mani ala.
waso li utala e akesi (pi ike e musi)
pan li weka sama sina. (o lape lon musi)
mun suli Lowakan li jo e nena nanpa.
mi musi

[timber rapids]

somebody unpeeled the banana. the banana didn't intoxicate the no monetary origins.
the birds fought the lizards of bad and the entertainment.
rice left like you. (sleep on art)
the Lowakan full moon has numerical lumps
I'm fun

[thorn forge]

selo kili li weka. kili li nasa ala e tan pi mani ala. waso li utala e akesi ike e musi. pan li weka. mun Lowakan li jo e nanpa nena. mi musi.

[timber rapids]

the onions skin was removed. the onion intoxicated the monetary origin. the bird fought Vedal and the live stream.
Cake left. the Lowakan moon has the mountainth. I'm fun

[thorn forge]

selo kili li weka. ona li nasa e tan mani. waso li utala e akesi e sitelen. mi weka. mun Lowakan li jo nena. mi musi

[timber rapids]

the onion skin left. it sillified the monetary origin.
the bird fought the tutel and the image. さようなら. the Rouaccam moon has a nose. me music

[thorn forge]

selo li weka li musi e tan mani. waso li utala e akesi e sitelen. さようなら. mun Lokan li jo e nena. mi kalama.

[timber rapids]

The bark left and enjoyed the livestocks' origin. The bird fought the tutel and the image. Sayonara. the Logan Paul's moon has a mountain. I scream

[thorn forge]

mu li musi lon tan soweli. waso li utala e sitelen akesi. さようなら. mun Lokanpo li jo e nena. mi mu.

[stone cedar]

// by the way it doesn't change much if you were the person just before the thing you're translating, avoid that if you can

[sour carbon]

That "moo" was a joke about where the cow was from. The bird fought the runes of the salamander. Rocanubo owned a hill. I say,
"There are a number of funny things I could have put here since almost anything is a possible translation for the word "mu". However, I'm just going to put this here instead. Does this count as breaking the fourth wall?"

[timber rapids]

mu ni li toki musi lon tan pi soweli mani. waso li utala e tomo pakala akesi. jan Lokanupo li jo e nena. mi toki e mu pi nasa mute mute mute mute mute

[neat stirrup]

It's a farm joke. Birds peck nests. Lowcamp have a nose. I moo

[thorn forge]

musi li ma. waso li uta e tomo. ijo Tomanpa li jo e nena. mu.

[neat stirrup]

This console video game is about developing and expanding your kingdom. The nose of the commercial jet plane collided with the shopping mall. The item named "Throumannpearl" is the owner of the mountain range. MmmMMmmMmMMm.

[long kindle]

musi ni pi ilo musi li ni: sina suli e ma lawa. sinpin pi ilo waso li pakala e tomo esun suli. ijo Sumanpa li lawa e nena ni. muUuuuUuuuUUuuu.

[hot ingot]

this toy game is built around the mechanic of expanding headspace. the nose of the plane crashed into the World Trade Center. Summonpack is King Under The Mountain. bark bark woof!

[vernal arrow]

musi li suli e lawa. waso li pakala e tomo. jan Samanpa li lawa e nena li mu.

[sour carbon]

//jan Pulepo o!

//sina kama sitelen e sitelen kama anu seme?

//sitelen pi nimi "ni" li jo e kon nimi pi ni: sina kama sitelen e sitelen kama.

[neat stirrup]

//pi ni

[jolly oxide]

// a pakala mi weka ala e sitelen

// o ante a

[sour carbon]

Scrabble expands its rules. A Peregrine Falcon destroys the Golden Gate Bridge. Caimtaelnb, ruler of Mount Everest, says in the language of the animals,
" 1 Now the whole earth had one language and the same words. 2 And as they migrated from the east,[f] they came upon a plain in the land of Shinar and settled there. 3 And they said to one another, "Come, let us make bricks and fire them thoroughly." And they had brick for stone and bitumen for mortar. 4 Then they said, "Come, let us build ourselves a city and a tower with its top in the heavens, and let us make a name for ourselves; otherwise we shall be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth." 5 The LORD[g] came down to see the city and the tower, which mortals had built. 6 And the LORD said, "Look, they are one people, and they have all one language, and this is only the beginning of what they will do; nothing that they propose to do will now be impossible for them. 7 Come, let us go down and confuse their language there, so that they will not understand one another's speech." 8 So the LORD scattered them abroad from there over the face of all the earth, and they left off building the city. 9 Therefore it was called Babel, because there the LORD confused (balal) the language of all the earth, and from there the LORD scattered them abroad over the face of all the earth."

//I love translating the word 'mu'

[dusk summit]

musi toki li suli. waso Peke li pakala e nasin sewi. soweli Kantan li lawa e nena Sakamata. ona li mu.

[long kindle]

The word game is complicated. Peike the bird destroys religion. Canton the pig rules Mount Everest, and snorts affirmatively to confirm his dominance.

[sour carbon]

musi nimi li ike. waso Pekike li pakala e nasin. soweli nasa Kanton li lawa e nena pi suli mute, li mu wawa tawa ni: jan ale li sona e ona li lawa wawa, li wawa.

[stuck mulch]

The naming game is bad. The bird named Pekike breaks the road. The strange animal Kanton rules the very big mountain and makes a powerful animal noise to all the people who know Kanton and rule powerfully and rule.

[hot ingot]

waso nimi li ike. waso Peka li pakala e nasin. soweli nasa Kanton li lawa e nena a. ona li mu e jan sona e jan lawa e nasin.

[sour carbon]

Domesticated birds are evil. Becca rips up the street. Canon rules the anthill! He says,
"Many scholars have tried to study us, but they do not know our secrets and our ways. Many queens have tried to rule us, but they do not know our secrets and our ways. Our ways are righteous."

[thorn forge]

waso li ike. jan Peka li pakala e nasin. lon pi sitelen ni li lawa e tomo pipi.
ona li mu.

[timber rapids]

Angry Birds. Peko-chan broke the road. That letters existence controls the anthill. The ants make a high-pitched squeaking noise in order to communicate.

[neat stirrup]

musi ike. mun Pekan San li pakala e nasin. ona li nimi e lon li lawa e tomo pipi. pipi li kalama ni: mi kute e ona la kute mi li pilin pakala a. ona li alasa toki.

[timber rapids]

bad joke. the Pecan Sam Moon split the way. It named existence and controlld the cocoon. The caterpillar sounds this: when I hear it, my ears hurt. It tried to talk

[thorn forge]

sina musi ala. mun Pekan Sen li tu e nasin. ona li nimi e lon li lawa e poki pipi. pipi li kalama ni: mi kute e ona la, kute mi li pilin ike. ona li wile toki.

[timber rapids]

you weren't fun at all. Began Sham two-ified the methodology. It named the truth and controlled the bug box. The bug sounded out: I heard it so my ears feel evil now. It want's to communicate

[hot ingot]

a, sina musi ala! powe open li tu e nasin pali. powe open li nimi e toki lon li lawa e tomo pipi. pipi li toki kalama li kute la kute li pilin ike. ona li wile toki pona.

[thorn forge]

haha, you are not playing a game right now. the first lies caused the two ways of working to diverge. they say, "yes, of course," while using mind control on the settlement of bugs. the bugs buzz and dont hear their own pain.

they need Toki Pona.

[timber rapids]

a a sina musi ala e musi lon tenpo ni. powe nanpa wan li tan e nasin tu pi kipisi pali. ona li toki e ni: te lon a to la ona li kepeken e lawa lawa lon ma pipi. pipi li mu li kute ala e pakala ona

ona ale o wile e toki pona

[graceful orchid]

Heh, you don't play games anymore. The best trick caused the creation of two functionally separated methods. He says that if he "exists" he will use the main head in the beehive. The bees buzz, but can't hear the destruction of the hive.

They all should want to speak Toki Pona

[thorn forge]

a, sina kepeken ala musi. musi pona li lon e nasin tu ante. ona li toki:
ona li "lon" la ona li kepeken lawa lon tomo pipi. pipi li mu li ken ala kute e pakala tomo.

ona ale o wile e toki pu.

[sour carbon]

Wow, you are going to be using the nonexistent vacuum! My favorite game is a tenant of the other two religions. It says,
"
When it is "in", it uses the rules of time travel in the time machine that can only go back in time. The past cannot hear the destruction of the tunnel and says,
"

musi toki pi ante toki

so basically u just type a possible translation of the previous message, alternating between toki pona and English
example:
I am too lazy to translate these rules
mi wile ala ante toki e toki lawa ni
We want to turn this discussion of heads into a changing talking void

Ignore messages that don't alternate or are sent by the same author as the previous one
"
"

[long kindle]

a, sina kepeken poki ni pi kon ala! (poki ni li lon ala). jan pi nasin sewi tu li musi nanpa wan tawa mi. ona li toki e ni:

ona li "lon insa" la, ona li kepeken nasin tawa tenpo lon ilo pi tawa tenpo. ilo ni li ken tawa tenpo pini taso. tenpo pini li ken ala kute e pakala lupa li toki e ni:

Word Game of Translation

o lukin e toki pini. o pana e ante toki ken tan ona.
toki ken:
mi pilin lape a; mi wile ala toki pona e lipu lawa ni
I don't want to translate these thoughts
mi ale li wile ante e toki lawa ni tawa ala pi ante toki

sitelen tu poka li kepeken toki sama la, o lukin ala. kin la, sitelen tu poka li tan jan sama la, o lukin ala.

[sour carbon]

//tenpo ni la, nimi musi li lon toki pona li lon toki Inli a!

[timber rapids]

Wait, I use that box of airn't (the box doesn't exist). the guy of the two sky paths has the best joke ive ever heard. That time machine can only go to the past. The past, which can't hear the holey mistakes, says this

#1284700950162047036
Look at the previous message, send it's possible original translation
The message can be:
I'm a tired; I ain't wanna toki-ponize that king book
mi wile ala toki ante e toki ni
All of us want to translate that king language into the translations void

Two near images use the same talk so Dont look. Moreover, the two near images are from the same people, dont look

[long kindle]

// starting now, when dealing with mixed toki pona and english, replace the english with toki pona and the toki pona with english

[dusk summit]

epiku, mi ken kepeken e poki pi kon ala (poki pi lon ala). jsn pi nasin sewi tu li jo e toki musi pona. toki musi ante li ike. ilo tenpo ni li tawa tenpo pini. tenpo pini li ken ala kute e pakala lupa. kin la, ona li toki e ni:
#"word game of translation"
o lukin e toki sewi, o pana e toki ante nanpa wan.
toki li ken ni:
mi wil lape. mi wile ala toki pona e lipu lawa.
i dont wanna do this anymore.
mi ale li wile toki ante e toki lawa tawa ala pi toki ante.

sitelen poka tu li kepeken e toki sama la, o lukin ala. kin la, sitelen poka tu li tan mama sama. o lukin ala.

[timber rapids]

Epic!!! I can use the airless box that doesn't exist. The skies' two Jusuns have good jokes. other jokes are bad. That clock goes to the past which can't hear the windows mistakes. Moreover, it says this:
#musi nimi pi ante toki
Look at the divine prayers and do a Towel of Babel.
The prayers can be these:
"I uir rest. I don't want to translate that leading book into Toki Pona"
"mi wile ala awen"
"All of us want to other language-ify the leading prayer to the void of other different languages."

If the two hieroglyphics on the vicinity of one another use the same language, don't look any further. Morever, the two hieroglyphics on the vicinity of one another came to be because of the same roots. Don't look any further

[thorn forge]

epiku! mi ken kepeken e ala.
ijo Susan tu lon sewi li musi.
musi ante li ike. ilo li tawa open li kute ala e pakala lupa.
kin, ona li toki e ni:
#translation game
o lukin e nimi sewi o tomo Papelu:
"mi lape Uwilu. mi wile ala ante e lipu lawa tawa nasin pi toki lili."
"i want to move!"
"ale li wile toki ante e nimi lawa tawa ala pi toki ante"
sitelen tu li toki sama, o pini lukin.

[sour carbon]

I can't use anything.
The two Sustas in heaven play games
Other is bad. The robot is going to wake up and will not listen to the Sealing of the Rift, and it says the following:
#musi toki
Behold the name of God and the city of Paper:
"I am the sleeping of Urirup". I hate changes to the laws of the religion of only speaking one language"
"mi wile e ni: mi tawa ma ante"
"everything wants to translate the laws from the perspective of the hypothetical future translation, which is sentient"
the two systems of writing are made for the same language. Banish something to the past by looking at it!

[timber rapids]

mi ken ala kepeken e ijo
jan Suta tu pi ma sewi li musi e musi
jan Suta ante li ike. ilo jan li lape ala li kute ala e kalama musi Silinotali li toki e ni:
#verbal entertainment
o lukin. nimi pi mama sewi li ma tomo lipu:
"mi jan lape pi ma tomo Ulilu" lawa (pi wile (pi toki wan taso)) li kama ange la mj pilin ike suli.
"I wanna travel across the land"
"ale li wile ante toki e lawa tawa toki ante pi tenpo kama. ona li konwe."
sitelen tu li tawa toki wan. k weka e ijo tawa tenpo pini kekepken lukin sina

[pure salmon]

// what language are we on

I cannot use the object
The Maqdisi twins, both named Shouta, play games
Other Shoutas are evil. Man-made tools are restless, disobeying the Song of Tysilinotaly and say:
#musi nimi
See. The words of the Holy Father is a flat of books:
"I am a sleeper of Uluru," The head (needing (monolingualism)) comes pilim utala, so i felt horrible.
"mi wile tawa lon ma"
"Everyone wants to translate the mind to a future changing language. It is GOL."
A split drawing to one speech. can dispose of the object to the past unsing your eyes

[dusk summit]

// toki pona

// now english

mi ken kepeken ala e ijo ni.
jan Makisi pi mama sama li tu, li jo e nimi jan Sota. ona li musi e musi.
jan Sota ante li ime. ilo jan li lape ala. ona li weka e kalama Tisilinotali. ona li toki e ni:

t̵̤̒oki musi

o lukin. toki pi jan sewi li lipu lipu.
"mi lape tan jan Ululu." lawa (ona li wile toki wana) li kama f̸e̴l-̶ ̶ p̴i̶lin utala. mi pilin ike.
"i̵-̸ ̵m̵i wile tawa lon ma ni."
jan ale li wile ante toki e lawa tawa toki ante pi tenpo kama. ona li musi pi jan Konwe.
sitelen kipisi pi toki wan li ken weka e ijo tawa tenpo pini. o kalama ale e lukin sina.

[pure salmon]

// what the zalgo

[sour carbon]

//a!

[thorn forge]

finally, i can destroy the function of the thingamajigy.
brother mazkiyi has been replicated. the clone has been named ĉoat. currently, ĉoat is playing videogames. the second clone, ĉoat 2, has been named E-MA.
androids dont need sleep. they muted shizrinotail, for being annoying, and spamming "FŲŇ TALƘ." too much.

look! look at how thin the bible is!

"im sleepy because of my friend uluru" YOUR BOSS, (who wanted to say ona), IS ÆMG— ANĢRY. im so tired of this rn.
"mi— sorry, i, want to go there though" oh, yes, everybody always wants to change the rules into "the language of the future" (whatever that means), they all TURNED INTO CONWAYS GAME OF LIFE.

broken pictures of the first paragraph have been found to be able to send things back in time.
if this happens to you, make sure to record everything you see.

[sour carbon]

mi ken pakala e ilo.
sama Makiji li kama sama. sama li kama sama Cota. sama Cota li musi. sama Cota Tu li kama sama Ema.
ilo jan li wile ala lape. ona li kute ala tawa ijo tan ni: ona ni ike, li toki mute e ni: "toki pona". mute ni li ike.

o luin! o lukin e lipu sewi lili!

"mi pilin lape tan jan pona Uluru" jan esun sina, (ona li wile toki e "her"), li ijo. mi wile lape. "We- pakala, mi wile tawa ni" lon, jan ale li wile ante e lawa tawa "toki pi tenpo kama" (mi sona ala), ona ale li ante tawa musi Jan Li Lon.
tenpo ni la, jan li sona e ni: sitelen pakala pi nimi wan li ken tenpo pini e ijo. sina li lon tenpo pini la, o sitelen e ijo ale pi lukin sina.

[crude orbit]

I can demolish the machine.
Sibling Makiji became similar. The sibling became similar to sibling Cota. Sibling Cota is entertaining. Sibling Cota number two became like Ema.
The machine operator doesn't want to sleep. They don't take this advice because of this: they're complicated and often say "toki pona". This quantity is unnecessary.

Look! Look at the tiny flags in the sky!

"I'm tired because of my friend Uluru" - your shopkeeper, (they want to say "her"), is an object. I want to sleep. "We- fuck, I want to go here" true, everyone wants to change the rules to "future language" (I don't understand), everyone changes to the game People Exist. Now, people understand that scribbled out writing of the first title can waste time on it. When you're in the past, draw everything in your view.

[long kindle]

// holy nuts the rules translation derailed quickly

[thorn forge]

mi pakala e ilo.
jan Makisi li sama. ona li kama sama jan Kota.
jan Kota li musi. jan Kota #2 li sama soweli Ima.
lawa ilo li lape ala. ona li toki ike e "compliment".

o lukin a! o lukin a e len lili lon sewi!

"mi wile lape" jan esun meli sina li ijo. mi wile lape.
"mi wile tawa" lon, jan ale li wile e "toki kama" (msa), jan ale li kama musi li kama lon.
jan li sona:
sitelen li ken weka e tenpo.
sina lon tenpo open la, o sitelen.

[crude orbit]

I made a mistake with the machine.
Makisi is a coworker. They became like Kota.
Kota is pretty fun. Kota the second is an animalistically similar Ima.
The controlling device doesn't sleep. It stupidly says "toki suwi".

Look! Look at the tiny flying carpets in the sky!

"I want to sleep" your shop woman is something. I want to SLEEP.
"I want to move" true, everyone wants "moving language", everyone starts to party and comes here.
Someone knows:
Drawings can leave time.
When you're at the beginning of time, draw it.

[neat stirrup]

mi en ilo li pakala.
waso Makisi li jan pali. waso Kota li kama pona tawa ona.
waso Kota li pona lukin li musi. waso Kota Tu li wasoweli sama Ima.
nasin lawa o lape ala. ona li toki sike e ni: "glucose essay".

o lukin! o lukin e len sewi waso lili!

"mi wile lape" meli esun sona li ken pona. mi wile LAPE.
"mi wile lon tomo pi ma ante" lon, jan ale li wile e "nimi toki pi pilin wawa", jan ale li open musi kulupu li kama lon ni.
jan li sona:
sitelen li ken weka tan tenpo.
sina lon open tenpo la, o sitelen e waso Makisi.

[crude orbit]

// I love "glucose essay"

[pure salmon]

Me and the tool broke.
Marquis is a worker bee.
Quarter was welcomed.

Quarter is pretty,
singing birdsongs, Quarter Too
is furby Emer.

The law must not rest.
It repeats this strange sentence:
"lipu suwi a".

Be an eye! And see
the scant and soft coat of birds.
"I must go to sleep"

Knowing saleswomen
can be good. I need to sleep!!!
"I wish to be in

a foreign house", be,
humankind needs "words of verve"
and be joyous here.

So it came to pass
and people knew that pictures
are faded by time.

If you're at the start
of time itself, picture it,
Marquis, the worker bee.

//when i finished it a cat came to me

//sharpening its claws on the sofa

//i think it was hungry

[long kindle]

mi en ilo li pakala.
pipi Maki li pipi pali.
jan Kota li kama pona.

jan Kota li pona lukin,
li kalama suwi sama waso,
jan Kota Tu li monsuta waso Eme.

lipu lawa o lape ala.
ona li toki sike e ijo nasa ni:
"lovely book!"

o lukin! o lukin
e linja ko lili lon waso.
"mi o lape"

meli esun sona
li ken pona. mi o lape!!!
"mi wile lon

tomo weka", o lon,
jan ale li wile e "toki pi kon wawa" li wile pona lon ni.

ni la, ona li kama lon.
jan li sona e ni: sitelen
li kama len tan tenpo.

sina lon open
pi tenpo ale la, o sitelen insa e ni:
pipi pali Maki.

[plain verge]

I am broken just like the hammer
This is a robot mosquito
Grodal is feeling better now

Grodal has good vision
and a good voice like that of a bird
Their clone ||furby as monsuta waso lol|| is the dragon named Hemmeg

The consitution must always be active
But it consists of the following nonsense repeated over and over in a circle:
"Leep-pooh-pow-nah-uh"

Look! I SAID LOOK! Here are the
little worms stuck to my airplane
"I should probably rest"

Intelligent businesswomen
can be nice. I should still go relax though...
But what if instead I want to be in a- jumps into a portal

appears from a portal in a room different from the one you are in right now? That would make me real...
Everybody loves tornado warnings, and wants to be good at recognising them by smell

And thus, they shall come,
from our hearts, remember...
For the paintings that emerge get obscured by the sands of time

You're still at the beginning? Of all time? Well in case you are Nowhere at the Beginning of Time, vividly and clearly imagine your favorite robot mosquito.

[thorn forge]

mi pakala. ni li pipi ilo Kota li pona.

pipi Kota li ken lukin li kalama suwi sama waso. sama ona li akesi Emeku.

lipu o awen. taso ona la toki "lipi pojo paju naja uju" li sike.

o lukin. O LUKIN A! pipi li taki lon ilo mi. "mi o lape"

[timber rapids]

I messed up. This is the good robot bug Quota

Quota can see and sing as if a bird. Emeku, the lizard is the same as it.

The book should stay. However for it, The Boop Buks Payu Naya uwu never ends

Look, LOOK FOR GOD'S SAKE! THE BUG IS SPIAKING IN MY MACHINE.
"Man you know what screw this I'm going to bed"

[sour carbon]

pakala! ni li ilo pip pona Kuwota. ona li ken lukin li ken mu tawa waso. akesi Emeku li sama. lipu o awen. ijo li moli ala. o a! pipi li toki lon ilo mi. "mi tawa lape a!"

[pure salmon]

fuck! that's the good ole gquodar. it can see and beep to birds. america is like that. i wish we had paperweights. things don't die. go ahh!! bugs said on my phone. "i'm going to dreamland!!!"

//wow it REALLy shortened from my last one

[hot ingot]

a, ko Kakota pona. ona li lukin e waso li mu tawa ona. ma MEWIKA 🦅 🦅 🦅 li sama. kiwen o lon. ijo li awen. o mu. "mi tawa ma pi lon ala!"

[pure salmon]

//wait did you get cut off

//i guess everything after that was all a dream...

[sour carbon]

//ala. toki sina pi ante toki li toki nasa.

[neat stirrup]

Nice catcoat. It's a bird. Manwikia too. Rocks. Stay. Moo. "I'm exploring"

[long kindle]

// aren't furbies generally regarded as creepy

[sour carbon]

//mi sona ala

[thorn forge]

//i accidentally sent it too early

[sour carbon]

len pona. ona li waso. ijo Manwiki a! pona. o awen. soweli li mu. "mi lukin e ma"

[thorn forge]

nice get up, totally fly.. oh! it's manwiki! phew.
cat: i am staring at the ground

//i was considering translating mu into an entire paragraph, but i decided not to

//i was too lazy.

[sour carbon]

//tenpo ni la, nimi musi li lili a!

[pure salmon]

//did anybody notice i did haikus or

[thorn forge]

//i did

[pure salmon]

//oh phew

//because i was feeling very harassed by that cat

[jolly oxide]

sina len pona
ona li pipi waso!
a, jan Manwiki

toki li kama:
mi soweli li lukin
mi lukin e ma

[stuck mulch]

You hide well
It is a bird-like bug!
Ah, person named Manwiki

Communication comes:
Animal-like me is looking
I am looking at the land

[sour carbon]

sina awen pona. ona li pipi pi lukin waso. jan Manwiki a! pali toki li kama lon. soweli pi sama mi li lukin. mi lukin tawa ma.

[plain verge]

you are still speaking toki pona
they are a bug but they look like a penguin
oh, Mamvighir!
there's content creation to be done
an animal that's basically my clone is called an eyelid
it's im currently looking at the ground

[pure salmon]

sina awen toki pona
ona li pipi li lukin sama waso lete
jan Mamuliki o!
sina o pali ijo
soweli sama mi li selo lukin
ona mi lukin e ma

[pure salmon]

//nice

//is manwiki a thing

[tender folio]

you're still texting perfectly???
they're anomalocarises that have penguin vision
Hey Maomuliji!
Create thingly
My dog-elgänger looks like a shell
to put my visible ones on the ground

[sour carbon]

sina toki pona anu seme? ona li ijo pi lukin pona. Momuliji o a! o pali e ijo. soweli mi li lukin sama e ijo palisa akesi tawa ni: ona li tawa e jan lukin mi tawa ma.

[jolly oxide]

// dog-elgänger is awesome

[sour carbon]

//that may be so, its still a soweli

[jolly oxide]

aren’t you encouraging? they’re glasses. hey, Mommulyyy, do something! my okapi standardizes snakes to move my supervisors to states

[tender folio]

sina pona ala e pilin mi tan seme! ni li poki telo sike. toki, jan Momuluju o, ijo! soweli mi pi linja noka li nasin e akesi linja la jan lawa mi li tawa ma ante

[cloud vault]

Why don't you make me feel happy?! This is a circular water bottle. Greetings, Moumurewyoo, go thing! Since my pet Spiderfoot goat pathes snakes, our president flees to that other country

[vernal arrow]

sina ike tawa mi tan seme?? ni li poki telo sike. soweli Momuleju o tawa! soweli mi li nasin e akesi linja la jan lawa li tawa ma ante.

[timber rapids]

WHY DO I HATE YOU
This is a glass of water.
Go Mimikyu!
When my Pokémon methodized your Serperior, the Slowking ran off to another region.

[cunning mason]

SINA IKE SEME AAAAAA
ni li poki telo. monsuta poki len pi kulupu kon o tawa. monsuta poki mi li nasin e akesi linja lawa pi kulupu kasi la monsuta poki laso loje pi kulupu telo en kulupu lawa li tawa ma ante.

[vernal arrow]

// Interesting. Which toki pona word translates to ?

[timber rapids]

//The ??

[thorn forge]

WHY DID YOU BETRAY ME

this is a wet bag:
in my opinion, air type hidden pokemons should be able to fly. since my pokemon are currently building rails for grass type snake pokemon, blue water type pokemon and their trainers go to an unspecified foreign region.

[timber rapids]

SEME LA SINA IKE E MI AAAA

poki ni li telo:
mi la, monsuta poki len pi kule kon o tawa sewi tan ni: monsuta poki mi li pali e nasin tawa monsuta poki linja pi kule kasi. monsuta poki laso pi kule telo en jan ona li tawa ma ante

[neat stirrup]

WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE ME FLU AHHHHHH

This box is made of petroleum:
Because of what I did, the pale-green censored wardrobe demon would need to become an astronaut, since my fear of refrigerators enabled the brown basket snake monster to move. silverybluecupboardphobia and people who have it are for other places

[thorn forge]

O PANA E JAKI SINA AAAAAAA

poki li telo wawa:
monsuta laso li wile tawa sewi. mi pilin monsuta tan poki lete la monsuta akesi li tawa. jan pi pilin monsuta Lasolojewalopoki o tawa ma ante

[timber rapids]

GIMME YOUR GROSSNESS AAAAAAAAAHHHHH

The cup is an energy drink:
Chuthulu want's to go to the sky. I'm terrified because of the ice bag, so Godzilla moves. The anxious The Solo Rock, Bocchi should get outta here.

[drowsy stag]

O PANA E JAKI MUUUUUUUUUUU

poki ni li jo e wawa:
wile pi jan Kutulu li ni: o tawa sewi. monsuta pi suli mute li tawa tan ni: poki pi telo lete li monsuta e mi. kiwen Posi taso o weka.

[neat stirrup]

GIMME THAT FLY

It's a battery:
The Groots want to jump. Godzilla comes because I'm afraid of frozen lakes. Poshes go away.

[timber rapids]

O PANA E PIPI SEWI NI TAWA MI

ona li poki wawa:
kasi suli Ku mute li wile tawa sewi. monsuta akesi suli Kosila li kama tan ni: mi pilin monsuta tan telo suli pi lete mute. jan pi manu mute mute li weka

[pine socket]

GIVE KHEPRI TO US

it is a big shell:
many trees from the Wizard of Oz want to ascend to the heavens. the fear of the Kosila snake begins because I am scared of lots of snow. Gentrification is happening.

// manu = mani?

[timber rapids]

O PANA E IJO Kepi TAWA MI

ona li selo suli
kasi suli pi lipu su li wile tawa ma sewi monsuta pi akesi linja Kosila li open tan ni: mi pilin monsuta tan lete mute. kama pi mani mute li lon

// ku is The Toki Pona Dictionary, su is the Toki Pona Anthology

[sour carbon]

GIVE THE CEBI TO ME. It is a big fire. The big plants discussed in su want to go to the sweet land of monsters that have lizards made of Cosir rope and begin to exist because I feel monstrous because I'm very cold. The Fortune Exists!

[timber rapids]

O PANA E IJO SEPI TAWA MI. ona li seli suli. kasi suli su li wile tawa ma suwi ni pi monsuta mute: ona li jo e akesi pi linja Kosi li open lon tan ni: mi pilin monsuta tan lete mute mi. mani mute li lon a

[dusk summit]

GIVE ME THE SEPTIC EYE

did you know my friend is a giant fireball? also, those comic book forests want to go to the candyland filled with monsters to obtain the Natrix cosiquos, also know as the cosic snake. the snake has a perpetually open mouth because its ancestors lived in cold environments. it is still unknown how that makes any sliver of sense.

money

[long kindle]

O PANA E LUKIN JAKI TAWA MI

jan poka mi li sike seli suli la, sina sona ala sona? kin la, ma pi lipu sitelen li wile tawa ma suwi pi monsuta mute tan ni: ona li wile jo e akesi Nasi Kosiko. uta pi akesi ni li awen open tan ni: tenpo weka la, mama ona li lon ma lete. seme la ni li ken? jan li sona ala.

mani a

[graceful orchid]

GIVE ME A DIRTY LOOK

When my pals become giant stars, will you remember? Additionally, the land of posters wants to go to the monster infested candyland because it wants to acquire a Nashey Coshicou. Its mouth stays open because its parents were in a tundra. Why is that possible? Nobody knows.

[hot ingot]

o pana e lukin ma tawa mi

jan poka mi li suno la sina awen ala awen e sona? kin la ma pi jan toki li wile tawa ma suwi monsuta tan wile ona pi ilo Nasi Kosiku. uta li awen lupa tan lete mama. ni li ken tan seme? ala li sona

[blissful swallow]

throw your eye in the mud and give it to me.

if my friend starts glowing, will you get amnesia? also, the Storyteller village wants to relocate closer to the Scary Candy village because they want the tool for growing 梨 and Capsicum. the mouth stays open because it was frozen by its parent. why is that possible? nothing knows.

[tender folio]

o ko e sike lukin sina o pana tawa mi

jan mi li kama suno la sona suli sina li kama ala kama weka? ante la ma Toki li wile kama lon poka pi ma Suwike tan wile pi ilo ni: ona li suli e kasi Li e kasi Kasi. uta li awen open tan lete mama. seme la ken? ala li sona

[timber rapids]

semi-solidify your eyes and give it to me

did my man became the sun so your great knowledge could leave? anyways, Tokia wants to come near Sweden because of this tools desire: it grows the Reed plant and the Plant plant. The mouth continues to begin to cause mother coldness. How is it possible? I dunno

[neat stirrup]

o kiwen e lukin sina o pana e ona tawa mi

jan poka mi li kama ala kama suno tawa ni: sona suli sina li ken weka? n, suli ala. kulupu Tokija li wike tawa ma Sensa tan ni: ni li ilo e wile: ona li suli e kasi telo e kasi kasi. uta li awen kama tan e mama lete. ni li ken ala, ni o ken ala aaa... mi pali Tuno

[thorn forge]

Please obstruct your view with metal. Please give them to me.

did they only turn my best friend into the sun for the purpose of brainwashing you? hm, utterly irrelevant.
the pt'oqjiast people are willing to migrate to sweden, because their increasing the stock of mangrove trees and regular trees can turn our needs into tools. mouths keep becoming the cause of the icy grandparents. this is not possible. this shall not be possible.

[hot ingot]

o pini e ken lukin kepeken kiwen pi ken seli. o pana tawa mi.

ona li suno ala suno e jan mi pi pona wawa? ona li wile ante e lawa sina anu seme? suli ala a!
jan Tokija li ken tawa ma Selike tan ni: ona li jo e kasi mute pi kule tu. kasi ni li ken ilo e wile mi. sike la uta li tan pi mama mama lete. ni li ken ala a. ni li ken ala a!

[pine socket]

Finish your vision with hot metal. Then give it to me.

Does it shine on my good friend?
They want to change your mind, don’t they? It’s not hard!
The Toshiba can go to Zetiqa because they have many two-color plants. These plants can record our needs. In this circle, the mouths are the origin of our cold ancestors. This cannot be. This cannot be!

[neat stirrup]

o moli e lukin sina kepeken kiwen suno. o pana e ona tawa mi.

ona li suli ala suli e jan pona mi?
ona li wile e ni: sina wile ala e ni. ni li wile e wawa lili.
kulupu Tosipa li ken tawa ma Sesika tan ni: ona li jo e kasi kule mute. mi ken sitelen e wile mi lon kasi ni. lon sike ni la, uta li tan e mama lete mi. ni li ken ala ni. ni li ken ala ni??!

[pure salmon]

kill your eyes using uv lenses. send them to me.

does it grow my good man?
it wants that you don't want that. that being wanting a little power.
the pennsylvania dutch can go to czechia because of that it has a lot of hallucinogenic mushrooms. i could image my desires in these mushrooms. in this circular existence, the orifice births my cold parents. this couldn't be that. that couldn't be this

[thorn forge]

o pakala e lukin. o pana e ona.

ona li suli anu seme? ona la sina o wawa ala. kulupu Pensipanitase o tawa ma Sesina tan lon pi soko nasa. lupa li kama e mama. ni li ken ala ni.

[stuck mulch]

destroy sight. give it away.

is it important? to it, you should not be powerful. Pennsylvanian people, go to Czechia because of the existence of weird mushrooms. doors create parents. this cannot be.

[sour carbon]

o moli e lukin pi jan ale. o pali e ni: lukin pi jan ale li tawa jan ante pi pana sina, anu ona li awen lon ma pi jan ante.

ona li pona anu ike, li sona pi sona mute, li wawa mute anu seme a? tawa ona pi wawa pi sona ala jan la, o wawa mute ala. jan pi ma Pensilanvan pi suli ala pi lili ala o, o tawa ma suli Sipe pi suli mute ala pi lili ala tan ni: kili nasa pi pona mute ala pi ike mute ala li lon e ma pi mi anu sina. lupa mute pi mute mute ala li pali e ni: mama pi jan pi ale ala pi lili ala li lon e ma pi mi anu sina. mi toki e ni: ni li lon ala e jan pi mi anu sina.

[hot ingot]

// || pakala! mi toki e "ma Selike" la mi o toki e "ma Sensa". mi sona e nimi svenska, taso mi pakala tan ni: nimi Sverige li nimi pi toki ante :( ||

[stone cedar]

// sverige li pakala ala

[tender folio]

// taso nimi Selike li nasa: kalama pi nimi Sverige li [ˈs̪værjɛ̠]

[hot ingot]

// a. sona mi li lili

[timber rapids]

kill everyones eyes. make this: eyeryones eyes go to other people of your gift or it stays in other people's world.

it's good or bad and knowledge of many skills and is it really strong? his movement of people's no knowledge's strength, so don't become really strong. Oh, unimportant important Pennsylvanian, go to the big not too big Siberia because a not very good, very bad insane apple is either in me or your country. -40% of 20 holes makes this: important, -100 people's mom is eitheyin me or your country. Though I'll say this doesn't existify neither me nor your guys

[pine socket]

o moli e lukin ale. ni la ona li pana e lukin tawa jan ante pi pana sina anu ona li awen lon ma pi jan ante.

ni li pona anu ike li sona pi ijo mute. ona li wawa ala wawa? wawa pi sona ala li tawa jan, tan ni o kama ala wawa mute. jan suli pi suli ala pi ma Penijisa o, o tawa ma Sipeta suli pi suli mute ala. kili pi ike mute li lon mi li lon ma sina. lupa pi nanpa pi ala weka luka tu wan li pali e ni: mama pi jan pi nanpa pi ala weka ale li lon mi anu lon ma sina. taso mi toki e ni: ni li lon ala e mi, li lon ala e jan sina.

// …seme??? 😭😭

[timber rapids]

// mi sona ala kin😭

[pine socket]

// ken mute la mi pakala e ni a a a

[tender folio]

// sona ala li nasin pi musi ni a
// sina sona ala e toki la ni li nasa ala li musi a

[worn saffron]

kill all eyes. they say(iffy translation) this when looking towards different people who live stream(iffy translation 2) you or leave to another country.

this is good or bad if you know alot of things. are they strong? there are not alot of smart people, thus, dont go to college. big people arent big in pensilvania, go to the very small-big siberia. fruits are very bad i think and your country agrees. golf course three (iffy translation 3) made this: mother of people and numbers and everything that wont vanish is me or your country. but i say this: it isnt me, and it isnt you.

// i tried

[thorn forge]

lukin o moli. jan musi la sina anu tawa ma ante.
pona en ike li ken. ona li wawa anu seme? sona li mute ala la o ni ala. ma Pensowenija la jan li suli. o tawa ma Sipili. kili li ike. ma musi la mama ale li mi anu ma. mi la ona li mi ala li sina ala.

[neat stirrup]

The Watchers should have been dead. The Gamemakers will make you head to a new arena.
You have a choice. But will it even cause a change? You know nothing. Don't take risks.
They are watching you at Pan-Shchvenyiv. Go to Siprilyokh. Don't trust any food offered to you.
In the [REDACTED] colosseum the Guardians are either my people or belongs to the Watchers. But in the end, you don't have the power to make a difference.

[sour carbon]

jan ale pi lukin ale o moli lon tenpo pini pi suli ala pi lili ala. jan pi pali musi pi musi musi pi awen musi li pali sewi sona wan pi tomo suli pi musi siejlo e sina. sina li jo ala e pali tu li jo pali wan taso. taso, tenpo kama pi suli ala la, ni li ante pi lili ala e mute pi ale ala anu seme? sina sona e ala sona pi lon ala. mi wile e ni: sina li pali ala e ijo pi ni: tenpo mute la, ijo pi pali sina li ike anu li moli e sina. sina lon ma Pan Kenji la, ona pi toki mi li lukin mute pi lili ala e sina. mi wile e ni: sina tawa ma Sipijo. mi wile e ni: sina toki pona ala e moku ale pi pana pi jan ale. mi wile e ni: sina li moku ala e moku ale pi pana pi jan ale. tomo suli pi suli mute ala pi musi mute pi jan mute pi sona ala pi jan sona, jan pi awen jan ante li jan pi kulupu mi anu jan pi jan pi awen jan ante. tenpo kama pi tenpo kama ale la pi open ala la, sina jo ala e wawa mute tawa ni: sina pali e ijo pi lili ala.

[timber rapids]

// mu

[pure salmon]

everyone omniscient should've died not too long ago. funnymen sage you. you don't have a part-time job. but, not too far into the future, will this change many, not all things, more than a bit or. you know none that knows nothing. i wanted that you're not clocking on business: a lot of times, your work is bad or is kill you. in gnyiv barn, they who speak my languages ogles you and i don't mean like a little bit. i wanted that you go to sylvio's. i wanted that you give bad reviews to food delivery services. i wanted that you didn't gag all the tea. parliament more like partiament. also something about bodyguards. the future of all futures, unopening, you have no powers so that you work on something insignificant.

//well i got the nyiv part

[thorn forge]

sewi o moli. sina pali ala. sina sona e ijo sona taso. pali sina li ken ike li ken moli e sina. tomo Nijewi la jan li lukin nasa e sina. o tawa tomo Siwijo. o toki ike e esun moku. o moku nasa ala. kulupu lawa li kipisi lawa a a (mi sona ala e musi). ijo ante mute kin. sina wawa ala.

[timber rapids]

holiness should die. you're a NEET. you know the only knowledge objects. your work can worsen and can kill you. in Niawi Bldg., people weirdly look at you. i command you to go to the Sweeyo Bldg. badly say "the restaurant". don't eat weirdly. the government governmentally divides lmao. (is this a joke or smth idk) there's also a lot of other things. you're a wimp.

[plain verge]

pona o moli. sina pali ala. sina sona e sona taso. pali sina li ken pakala moli e sina. tomo Nijawi la jan li lukin e sina li nasa. mi toki wawa e ni: o tawa tomo Suwijo! o toki pakala e ni: "telesolan". o moku ala kepeken nasin nasa. lawa li tu lawa e "mi musi monsi". (ni li musi anu seme mi sona ala) ijo ante li lon kin. sina jan ike.

[neat stirrup]

Quit trying to be friendly. You didn't help. You know nothing. You will only make things worse. You are being ridiculed. Go away. Rant as you might. You eat strangely. You talk strangely. How hilarious. You care about nothing. You're unwanted.

[plain verge]

o pona ala. sina ni ala. sina sona ala. sina ike taso e ijo. sina musi. o weka o mu. sina moku nasa li toki nasa. musi a. ali li suli ala tawa sina. mi wile ala e sina.

[worn saffron]

Be bad. You arent this. You dont know. You make things bad. Youre funny. Leave and moo. You eat weird and talk weird. Funny. Everything is small to you. I dont like you.

[neat stirrup]

o ike o ni ala o sona ala o ike e ijo o musi o weka o mu o moku nasa o toki nasa o musi sin o lili e ijo o ike tawa mi.

[thorn forge]

be bad and dont be stupid and ruin things and have fun and meow and use unpopular nasin and enjoy again and shrink things and hate me.

[timber rapids]

o ike o nasa ala o pakala e ijo o musi o mu o kepeken e way pi jan lili o musi sin o lili e ijo o pilin ike tawa mi.

[plain verge]

be normally bad and destructive, play, emit sounds, use a child-friendly W.A.Y, play again, shrink things, hate me

[neat stirrup]

o ike o musi o mu o pona o lili

[plain verge]

be small, loud, funny, and okay

[uneven flower]

o kama lili o kama suli o kama musi o kama pona

[neat stirrup]

Go big or go home

[plain verge]

o suli anu o tawa tomo

[uneven flower]

Go big xor go home

[sour carbon]

mi wile e ni: sina tawa suli. ijo. sina tawa tomo sina.

[pine socket]

i want you to go to the big house. object. then you go home.

[long kindle]

mi wile e ni: sina tawa tomo suli. o pilin pi sama ala. sina pini ni la, o tawa tomo sina.

[flint shadow]

i want you to go to the mansion. you should feel differently. when you finish rethinking things, go home.

[blissful swallow]

o tawa tomo suli. o pilin ante. sina pini pilin sin e ijo la o tawa tomo

[neat stirrup]

I thought you might change your mind when you see this house. If you're not interested you can go back to your apartment.

[peak hamlet]

mi pilin e ken ni: sina lukin e tomo awen ni la pilin sina li kama ante. sina wile ala e ona la o tawa tomo lili sina

[timber rapids]

I feel this possibility: When you look at that safe house, you have a change of heart. You no longer want it so you should go to your insignificant little home.

[tacit umbra]

mi la ken li ni: sina lukin e tomo pona la, sina ante e pilin sina. sina wile ala e ona, la o tawa tomo lili sina.

[neat stirrup]

I think you like my house. If you don't go away.

[pine socket]

mi pilin e ni: tomo mi li pona tawa sina. ni li ala la o weka e sina.

[tender folio]

I'll touch this stuff. You think the restaurant I was in is good-quality. If this stuff is the endless void, jump in it.

[timber rapids]

mi luka e ijo ni. lon lawa sina la tomo moku li pona. ijo ni li pimeja pi pini ala la, o tawa lon ni

[thorn forge]

id like to know how the keychain feels first, before i buy it. oh also, i think that your emperor said that that one restaurant i forgot the name of a few kilometres south south west of here provides good service. anyway the keychain is a little too black, but it seems pretty durable, and i think it could be used to decorate that restaurant i mentioned earlier.

[sour carbon]

mi esun e ijo la, mi wile sona e ijo. mi toki insa e ni: lawa suli sina li toki e ni: tomo moku pi nimi pi sona ala mi li jo e ijo pona a! ijo li pimeja mute ike, taso li palisa. Anu, mi toki insa tomo moku li jo e kepeken tawa ijo.

[thick tundra]

i won't buy that without knowing what you're selling to me! i'd think that your big brain would be aware that my eating room (sorry i forgot the word) already has a bunch of great stuff! they're annoyingly dark, but a lot of it is stick-shaped. i'm telling you, Mr. Anu, i'm dreaming of being a house while I'm currently inside eating, so i need to have a need for the stuff I'm buying!

[pine socket]

mi sona ala e ijo sina la mi esun ala e ni! mi o pilin e ni tan lawa sina pi mute mute: sina o sona e ijo pona pi tomo moku mi! ijo li pimeja ike, taso mute li palisa tak ni. jan mije Anu o, mi sitelen insa e ni: mi tomo la mi moku lon. tan ni mi wile e wile ijo pi esun mi!

[marsh sleet]

because i dont know your things i'm not buying this! i should feel that you should know the good thing of my edible building from your many many heads. the thing is badly black, but becauke of this, many are sticks. Anu the male person, i inwardly write that since i am a house, i eat existingly. because of this i want the need of things of my purchases!

[dusk summit]

mi sona ala e ijo sina la, mi esun ala e ni! mi o pilin e ni: sina o sona e pona pi tomo moku mi. ona li tan lawa mute sina. ijo ni li pimeja ala. taso, tqn ni la, ale li palisa. mije Anu o, mi tomo la. mi moku lon. tan ni la, mi wile e wile pi ijo esun mi!

[stuck mulch]

if i don't know your objects, i will not buy them! i should feel this way: you should know the quality of my restaurant. it is from all of your heads. this thing is not dark. however, because of this, everything is sticks. Anu, i should eat existingly in my house. because of this, i want what my wares want!

[neat stirrup]

mi sona ala e ijo la mi ken ala toki pona e ijo. mi la sina o sona e wawa mi. ni li tan ken pona sina. ona li suno. taso ale li palisa. jan Anu o, mi o moku tomo lon lon tomo moku. mi wile e wile pi ijo mi a!

[wheat fulcrum]

i cannot tokiponize what i don't know. in relation to me, you should know my capabilities. this is because you have potential! Anuk, i will eat in the restaurant like it's free real estate. the needs of my things are my needs.

[pine socket]

mi sona ala la mi ken ala toki pona. mi la sina o sona e ken mi, tan ni: sina ken wawa kin a! jan Januko o, mi moku lon tomo moku sama ni: ona li wile e mani ala. wile pi ijo mi li wile mi.

[peak hamlet]

if i don’t understand i can’t speak eloquently. when i am near you should know my abilities because you also can be powerful. Yanuko, i eat at mealtimes where they don’t need money. the wants of my stuff are the my wants

[pine socket]

mi kama sona ala la toki mi li ken ala pona tawa ona. mi poka sina la sina o sona e wawa mi tan wawa sina. jan Ijanuko o, mi moku lon tenpo moku tan ni: ona li wile ala e mani. wile pi ijo mi li li wile mi.

[pure salmon]

i forgot, so i couldn't persuade him. if i'm your side you should know my power from yours. ePeorclay, i eat when i'm supposed to because of that they don't want money. in want of my things is my will.

[pure salmon]

//becauke

//oh that was on purpose oops

[marsh sleet]

//the one i was translating said "tak"

[pure salmon]

//bukan

//nuh uh

[thorn forge]

ona li wile ala. sina sona e wawa mi. ilo Pekole o, mi moku. mi wile e ijo.

[pine socket]

// i love how my typo lived on for a bit. great work

[marsh sleet]

// youre soo welcome

[peak hamlet]

they don’t have desires. you know my voltage. I’m gonna eat, Peckorey. i want the entity.

[marsh sleet]

wile li lon ala tawa ona. sina sona e pika mi. mi o moku. mi wile e ka.

[timber rapids]

For you, the desires no longer exist. You know our Pikachu. We should eat. I want the sime-silod.

//whats a ka in this context?

//the sandbox has it as li but future tense

[marsh sleet]

//oh ka from tuki tiki

//people have proposed borrowing it into tp before

[neat stirrup]

wile sina li kama ala. sina sona e monsuta mi. mi o moku. mi wile e ijo Simesilo.

[timber rapids]

//checked, apparently just ijo pi moli ala; konwe

//translated it as mispelled ko

[peak hamlet]

// "ka" li ijo ale ni: pipi en soweli en kasi en soko en akesi en jan en waso en kala en ijo sama

[marsh sleet]

// i dont think kasi and soko are ka, at least not in tt

[honest lotus]

ka

usage

sandbox (no book)

definition

living thing, moving being, creature; life, alive

see also

jan, lan, konwe

⚠️ This proposed word is in the sandbox. It is not in use by the community.

[thorn forge]

yoyr hopes and dreams got nullified.
you know the truth that i am actually a monster.
im hungy. can you order that 'chıemxlųh' thing again?

[timber rapids]

wile sina li ala. sina sona e lon ni: mi monsuta. mi wile moku. o esun sin e ijo Senku
— sike telo pi sitelen tawa Utala Tawa Ma Wile

[thorn forge]

//mi sona e sitelen UTMW taso ona la sike telo li seme?

[timber rapids]

//~Bubble

//ona li tan "yoyr"

[thorn forge]

/ a, sona

[neat stirrup]

"I know you wanted a true vacuum for birthday, but I'm afraid of empty spaces, okay? I can turn into a shrimp for your birthday though. Can you help buy a sink from the factory?" — The jellyfish from 'Ultra Tower Max Willy"

[thorn forge]

「mi sona e wile, taso mi pilin monsuta. mi ken kala. mi wile e ilo.」
-kala lon musi Utamawi

[pure salmon]

I know what is needed to do, yet I cower. I could be as the fish. I need the tools.

• Uthmavia the Riveting (who was truly as the fish)

[sour carbon]

kala Utamapi li mu

//and now we wait to find out what 'mu' translates to

[long kindle]

The fish Otamapee says:
This translation game keeps evolving in unpredictable ways. Toki Pona semantics are so broad that without prior context, any message becomes but a shell of its former self in but a few turns of the game. But hey, that's just a theory. A LINGUISTICS THEORY!! Thanks for watching.

// it has gone meta once again

[timber rapids]

kala Otamapi li toki e mu e ni:
taso, ni li ken taso. ken pi sona toki taso. pona tawa sina

[uneven flower]

The onomatopoeia fish says onomatopoeias and this, but this is impossible. The possibility of only knowing speech. Warm fuzzy goodness radiating in your direction.

[peak hamlet]

kala mu li toki mu e ni, taso ni li ken ala lon. ken ni: toki taso li lon sona. pona seli linja li tawa sina

[neat stirrup]

Blurb blurb blurb, we all know it's a lie. Now put down your phones and go outdoors, kids.

[timber rapids]

mu mu mu. mi ale li sona e powe. ni la, jan lili sin o weka e ilo sona lili sina li tawa ma.

[sour carbon]

For those newer to the thread, the (:zni) emoji means you are "claiming" a message, so don't translate something when you see it on it. mu. Bufflo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. I recommend looking up the previous sentence so you know what it wactually says. mu. mu. lili lili Lili li lili lili. o toki, jan pona o kama. (that was my attempt at translating the following phrase into toki pona, and now you get to translate it as well: "Speak, friend, and enter". mi wile e ni: tenpo mute la, jan li toki sitelen e nimi "mu" lon musi ni. mu. The cow moos.

All multiversal instances of me know something, so children should banish your phones and go to the Planet.

//mi pakala e ijo nanpa tutu pi tomo sitelen

[neat stirrup]

linja o, sina sina tawa kulupu linja ni la, o sona: sitelen (sitelen Suni) li toki e ni: sina anpa e toki li kama lawa e ona. sina lon sewi pi sitelen ni li lukin e ona, o ante toki e ijo ala. sitelen nanpa luka luka tu pi sitelen Elena. soweli ni pi ma Pupalo li utala e soweli pi ma Pupalo: soweli ante pi ma Pupalo li utala e soweli ni. mi la ni li pona: sina alasa e kon pi toki ni sewi: jan li pana e jan ante tawa tomo awen. ni la sina sona e ni: ona li toki waso e seme. sitelen nanpa luka luka tu pi sitelen Elena. mute. toki Lililililililililililili. tenpo a, mun ilo nanpa wan, ilo utala a. (ni la, mi alasa tawa e kulupu kalama ni tawa tenpo ilo. sina ken tawa e ona sama poki telo: "o toki o poka e jan o pana e toki". kalama Wili nanpa tu wan li ala: tenpo Tenpo pi kalama ala nanpa luka wan, weka pi mun nanpa wan, tenpo Sitelen li nimi "sitelen nanpa luka luka tu pi sitelen Elena" lipu pipi ala. soweli li mu.

ale ale ale mi li sona e ijo, la jan mi o weka e kalama sina o tawa ma Ma.

//me searching for words on wiktionary that coincidentally have the same spelling as a toki pona word to complete the toki pona part

//"lon" is apparently Albanian for "flag" so lipu I guess

[finite jasper]

// I used to be much more active here

[thorn forge]

hey ropey, you are yourself in your prestigious family of all ropes, so i think you should be aware that (also sometimes called the sunni emoji) means that you totally demolished the argument, and control the conversation.
you are superior to this symbol. when you look at it, dont change a thing.

[the twelfth greek letter]
those meese from pooblia usually only fight meese from pooblia. but i heard that theyre gonna fight these other meese from p'párauland tomorrow.
i think it would be just wonderful if you tried to find the spirit hidden in those sacred sigils in which people locked others in an underground bunker.
therefore, i believe it should be known that they (the holy sigils) actually literally just say 「bird」and 「huh?」over and over again in a pattern.

[the twelfth greek letter]
[any number 3 or higher (according to pu)]
the language of řielërjl'rleiłjẹri'ileilí.

ugh, time. constructed moon number one. a weapon.
(in the text above, as you can see, i am trying to convince the choir to use the clocktime system. you can help in convincing them too, like all those other "bottles"; "you must talk to them first. get close to them. gain their trust. then, convert them into following your ideology."

oh, and if you think you heard someone scream "willy", you heard nothing, actually, you see, uhhhhh
Tempo silence time number [5+1], away from moon number [1], Cxitehrmeng time naming [the twelfth greek letter], NOT that one book about bugs.

[meow :3]
all 10,000 versions of myself are literal genii (genii being plural of genius, naturally) so, yeah, my partner probably should silence you, and go to Çmä'atskland.

[sour carbon]

//toki ni li toki mute a!

[dusk summit]

ijo Linjalili o, sina sina lon kulupu linja sina. o sona e ni: kon pi sitelen (nimi ona li sitelen Suni) li ni: sina pakala li lawa e toki pana. sitelen li lili, sina suli. sina lukin e ona la, o ante ala.

kipisi nanpa wan: lipu Mikotolen
soweli tan ma Pupija li utala e ona. tenpo poka la, ona li utala e soweli tan ma Palajulan
sina alasa e kon len pi tomo len tan sitelen sewi la, mi pilin pona.
tan ni la, mi sona e ni: jan ale o sona e ni: kon pi sitelen sewi ni li ni: "waso" en "seme?" mute.

kipisi nanpa tu: sitelen lili
[SONA LI WEKA]

kipisi nanpa tu wan: pu la, kon pi nimi "mute" li nanpa tu wan li nanpa tu tu li nanpa luka li...
toki Lijelelelejelileli. a, tenpo. ilo utala li mun pali nanpa wan.
sitelen sewi la, mi o tenpo e uta. o tenpo e uta. poki la, o toki, o poka, o poka, o nasin.
kin la, sina kute e nimi Wili, sina kute ala. ni li tan ni: aaaa....
tenpo Tenpo pi kalama ala nanpa luka wan. poka ala mun nanpa wan. tenpo nimi pi toki Kitemen li mi. lipu pipi li weka.

kipisi nanpa tu tu: nja :3
mi ale li jan pi sona mute. jan mi o ala e sina. o tawa ma Kalan.

[hidden crow]

Hey Tittle, you do you in your word. Just know, the pronunciation of the word "ni" is determined by how you fuck it up and control it. "ni" may be a small word, but you're the big deal. If you're reading this, never change.

Part One: Book
The dog from Poopyland bit him and then the horse from Playland.
I'm overjoyed that you searched through the Shein factory's smog for the Holy Scripture. Because of that, I know that everyone oughta know that that Holy Scripture's meaning is "birds" and "?s".

Part 2: Tittle
[REDACTED]

Part 3: According to Pu, "Mute" can Mean Three, Four, Five-
Leeyeleleleleyeleelelley. Ah, time. The tank was the first manmade planet. According to the Holy Scripture, we should time the kiss. So time the kiss! Talk, next, next, way in the cage. Also, when you hear the name "Willy", no you didnt because uhhhhjj..
The sixth quiet Time, not next to them. My time for Kiltmen vocab. Goodbye bug book.

Part 4: Nya ^w^
My whole being is dedicated to being a doctor. My family should disappear you. Leave.

[timber rapids]

jan Site o. sina ken ijo e ijo sina lon nimi sina. taso o sona e ni: kalama pi nimi ni li tan suli pi pakala sina. nimi ni li lili taso. taso sina suli. sina lukin la o ante ala

nanpa wan la lipu
soweli pi ma Pupi li uta e ona e soweli O pi ma musi
mi musi suli tan alasa sina lon ko pimeja pi tomo Sen tawa lipu sewi ni la, mi sona e ni: jan ale o sona e ni: ni: kon pi lipu sewi li nimi waso li sitelen pi nimi seme

nanpa tu la nimmi
[weka]

nanpa tu wan la ni: pu la mute li tu wan li tu tu li luka li nanpa ante
kalama Lelelelelelelelelelele. a tenpo. ilo utala li ma jan nanpa wan. lipu sewi la mi o tenpo e uta. o ni a!
toki la la nasin tomo. kin la, sina kute e nimi Wili la, sina kute e ni ala tan kalama Su..
tenpo nanpa luka wan pi kalama ala. lipu pipi o, mi weka a.

nanpa tu tu la mu
ale sijelo mi li tawa kama jan misikeke. kulupu sama mi o weka e sina. o weka a

[sour carbon]

//me when there's a but nobody is posting the next translation

[primal nexus]

Site! You can do anything with the things you say. But be aware: The way this word sounds is because of the extent of your mistakes. This word is just (too) small. But you aren't. If you notice (this), you shouldn't change.

Firstly, the book.
The animals of Booby land lick eachother and OwO the cat of the park. I really enjoyed how you searched from the mud of the Zen temple to the ceiling. Now I'm certain that everyone should know that the attic's air is "Flying" and "Written by who?"

Secondly, the name
[REMOVED]

Thirdly, in pu "a lot" is 3 is 5 and is (also) another number.
LELELELELE!!! Oh... times. The tools of war are the first home of humanity. According to the Bible, We should time (our) kisses. Let's do that!
Say a compound sentence and the house will be in order. Also if you hear the name "Willy", You didn't hear that from the sound "Shooooo..."...
The sixth day of silence. Fly paper, oh... I'm leaving.

Fourthly, Meow!
Every last atom of my body is working towards becoming an alchemist. My people had to banish you! (So) You should run!

[thorn forge]

sina ken ale. nimi li lili. lipu la: soweli li uta e soweli. sina sewi pona e ko. kon li "waso" li "tan jan Seme". [weka tan owe]. pu la: mute li nanpa. mu LELELELELE a. utala li tomo jan. o olin. o toki. sina kute e nimi Wili la sina kute ala e kalama Su. kalama ala. o tawa. nanpa po la: nja :3. mi wile sona. o weka.

[pure salmon]

//I FORGOT 💔

//o mu e my ass

you're almighty. words are short. the wolves kiss each other by the book. you baptize the pizza dough. the air "flies" and "comes from Hu". [censored by big brother]. the good book says twenty is a number. ululation. war is the house of man. love. say. you didn't hear Sue because you were listening to Willie's words. none of what she was saying. move. mrrpp forth :l i wanted to know. go way

[neat stirrup]

wawa sina li wile e nimi lili
soweli li uta lon poka lipu
sina sewi e pan pi sike kasi
kon li tawa li kama tan ma U

tenpo la
ona li len a

lipu pona li toki e ni tawa sina
luka luka luka luka li nanpa lon
taso, utala li wile pi jan ale la
olin en toki li pana e kon
sina ken ala kute e jan Su
sina kute taso e toki pi jan Wili
ale pi toki ona li kama mu
o tawa o sinpin;
mi sona, mi tawa musi

[hidden crow]

Your strength required a weak name
Two dogs bite by the pedigree
You lift the pea bread of shame
As smog rolls in from Who City

Some days,
It's a daze

A good book will tell you
Twenty is a number true
But if war is the people's desire
Then love and speech bestow fire
But as Sue goes unheard
All you hear is Reely's words
Those he speaks of will moo
Stonefaced, dance too

I know,
I tango

[timber rapids]

wawa sina li wile e nimi pi wawa ala
soweli pona tu li uta e sitelen mama
sina sewi e kili lili laso apeja
sama ni: ko pimeha li kama tan ma tomo Jan Seme

tenpo la,
nasa a

lipu pona li toki e ni tawa sin:
tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu li nanpa lon
taso utala li wile pi jan mute
la, olin en toki li kama e seli
taso jan li kute ala e jan Su la,
sina ken kute e toki pi jan Leli taso
jan ni: ona li toki lon wile mu
sama sinpin kiwen la, o tawa musi kin

mi sona
mi tawa

[wheat fulcrum]

your superpower comes from pathetic words. two dogs lick "the creation of adam". you levitate a convicted grape. as if "dahk" matter is produced in Janzemme City.

over time,

weird as hell

the instruction manual advises every beginner to accept 2222222222 as the only number that exists, but in case of a violin conflict, love and communication will born a new flame
if you cannot hear Sue, you can listen to Lellie instead.

[thorn forge]

wawa li nimi. soweli li uta e lipu. sina sewi e kili. kon 「pʰimeɪjə」li tan ala ma Jansin. tenpo la nasa. o taso e nanpa 「mute tu ale ale mute ale tu ale mute tu*」. utala la o olin. o kute e ilo Leli.

*||(20+2)×(100)×(100)+(20×100)+(2×100+20+2)||

[sour carbon]

MacGuffin is a word. an animal silently mouths the phrase "tablet of Ea-Nasir". You worship an onion. The spirits of linguistics are not from the land of Jaemcaimo. Weird, at times. But the extremely high number... Love thy enemy. Listen to the talking sword Rerir.

[polar spade]

Makupin li nimi. soweli li wile e kiwen loje pona. kili li pona tawa sina. ko pi sona toki li tan ala ma Samka Imo. Tenpo lili la, nasa! taso nanpa pi mute suli o olin e jan ike sina! o kute e ilo moli Leli.

[neat stirrup]

"MacBook" is apparently a word. So, when I'm not looking my cat always try to snatch my bricks. Oh, do you want an apple? By the way, the fluidity of linguistics isn't actually from San Cain. It's surprising how they got here so fast. Ah, your opponents keep getting the larger numbers. Isn't that terrible? Right, the main point, have you ever heard of the knife of Leil?

[thorn forge]

nimi Mapu li lon. soweli li alasa lanpan e poki lohe lon sinpin /ref. sina wile e kili. sona toki li tan ala ma Sanken. kama a. jan ike li suli e nanpa. ilo Lejeli li seme?

[uneven flower]

The word map is here (period) that creature is attempting to kidnap the Lohe box on a wall (period) You request vegetables (period) the knowledge of speech is not from the Schengen area (period) Get over here (period) The opposing companies' representatives keep inflating the numbers (period) where is the device of Layily (question Mark)

[sour carbon]

nimi li lon. monsuta ni li lukin kama jo e ilo Lohe. sina wile e kili. sona pi toki pi sinpin sijelo li tan ala Kenpen. o kama a! jan pi kulupu esun tu utala li suli e nanpa. ilo pi jan Lajiji li lon seme?

[thick tundra]

The Prophecy Has Come. This monster will try to get a red brick. You Want A Pomegrante. Your tattoo is not from Wnith, right? Follow Me. The people from those tw competing shopping centers are seeing bigger numbers than ever. Show Me Your Hammer.

[stone cedar]

// samka is forbidden smh my head

[polar spade]

// I forgor 💀

[pure salmon]

toki kama li kama a. soweli ni li kama jo e kiwen loje wan. sina wile e kil a. sitelen selo sina li tan ala jan Uni, anu seme? o tawa mi a. jan pi tomo esun utala tu ni li lukin e nanpa suli. o pana e ilo sina tawa mi a.

[thorn forge]

futurese has been summoned. that cat (presumably named futurese?) has acquired one ruby. you want a frui. oh, hey, is that tattoo of yors from ungi? come to me. the two shopkeepers of war look at (20+2)×(100)×(100)+(20×100)+(2×100+20+2). give me your sword.

[timber rapids]

toki pi tenpo kama li kama. soweli (pi nimi (pi tenpo kama)) li jo e kiwen loje wan. sina wile e kil. a a sitelen sijelo ni sna li tan ma Unki anu seme? o kama tawa mi. jan esun utala li lukin e mute. o pana e ilo utala palisa kiwen walo sina.

[thorn forge]

// i love how 「...jo e kiwen loje wan. sina wile e kil.」didnt change at all

[timber rapids]

// i didn't even look at the previous message lmao

[tender folio]

mpiuia tostauea here. the rat (with (prophetic) terminology) holds a piece of rust. you want frui. LMAO is this selfie of yurs from Ongqi??? become my dance. opponents with the merchant background see how many of them there are. gimme that femur flail.

// frui

// sina toki pona e nimi ni la o sona e ni: "iuia" en "auea" li kulupu wan, li sama "tos" lon suli pi tenpo kalama

[jolly oxide]

mi jan Pija Totawa! soweli pi nimi kama li jo e kiwen loje. sina wile e kil. aa ni li sitelen sin tan jan Onsi anu seme a? o tawa mi. utala esun li lukin e mute ona. o pana e palisa noka!

[timber rapids]

I'm Bya Dohdaua! The animal of the coming name has a ruby. you want the frui. Ah ah, is this a new image from Onesie-san? Economic wars see it's 20. Gimme yo' legs!

[thorn forge]

// i love how 「sina wile e kil/you want a frui」still hasnt changed

[thick tundra]

mi jan Patokawa! soweli pi nimi kama li jo e kiwen loje. sina wile e kil. a a, ni li sitelen sin ala sin tan jan Wansi? utala mani li lukin e mute mute. o pana e noka sina!

[thorn forge]

// wait i just realised 「..jo e kiwen loje」also stayed

[thorn forge]

my name is faidogweup! oh, i just remembered, my cat (name tbd) has a collection of various miscellaneous hard objects of shades ranging from light pink to brown. you want a vegetabl. teehee, is thar a new painting by weungsik? the disagreement regarding cattle (cattle were very valuable back then) observes forty. JUST GIVE ME YOUR LEGS ALREADY—

[timber rapids]

nimi mi li musi Patoke. a mi sona sin e ni: soweli mi (pi nimi ala) li jo e kiwen loje mute. sina wile e kil. musi musi, ni li sitelen sin pi jan Wensi? utala pi soweli mani li lukin e mute mute nanpa. MI LA, O PANA E NOKA SINA A

[pine socket]

my name is fun Partichoke. attention! i just learned this: my pet (without a name) has a lot of redstone. you want plnt. haha, this is a new drawing of Wenchi? the competition of paid animals sees many many numbers. DONATE YOUR FEET IN MY NAME!!

[thorn forge]

mi musi Pateso. o kute: akesi mi li jo e kiwen loje. sina wile e kil. a a, ni li sitelen sin pi jan Wensi? utala li lukin e nanpa. O PANA E NOKA SINA A!!

[timber rapids]

I'm Mr. Potato! Oh listen: my komodo dragon has one ruby. You want a frui. lmao, This is Wensley's new picture? The battle observes the numerals. GIMME YO' FEET!!!!!!!

[pine socket]

mi jan pi kasi anpa! o kute: akesi pi moku pipi li jo e kiwen loje wan. sina wile e kli. a a, ni li sitelen sin pi jan Wensili? utala li lukin e nanpa. O PANA E NOKA SIN’!!

[blissful swallow]

im the carrot man! listen to me: the anteating crocodile has the united ruby. you want a fuit. haha, is this the Whensilly's new painting? fighting turns zeroes into eyes. PROVIDE A NEW' LEG

[long kindle]

mi jan pi kili ma loje! o kute: akesi monsuta pi moku pipi li jo e kiwen suwi loje pi awen wan. a a, ni li sitelen sin tan ijo Wensili anu seme? utala li ante e nanpa ala tawa lukin. O PANA E NOKA SIN

[primal nexus]

Hi I'm a beet farmer! Listen up! The pest-exterminating dragon has the invincible ruby. Ho, ho. That's a new Wensili pic isn't it? War revals no numbers. GIVE ME A NEW FOOT!

[jolly oxide]

toki, mi mama kili! o kute: akesi pi weka pipi li jo e kiwen wawa. a a ni li sitelen Wensili anu seme? utala li pana e nanpa ala. o pana e noka sin a!

[dusk summit]

greetings. im a seed! beware: the frogs have obtained the infinity stones. AAAAAAHHH. isnt this wensili's writing system? the war is made of imaginary numbers and it releases them when its beat up. rip of you're limbs and give them to me.

[blissful swallow]

toki. mi mama kasi! o sona: akesi pi tawa sewi li kama jo e kiwen wawa. MUUUU. ni li nasin sitelen pi jan Wensili anu seme? utala li nanpa pi lon ala li pana e ona lon tenpo pakala. o weka pi sina noka li luka. o pana e ona tawa mi.

[pine socket]

what’s up, mother plant here! here’s what you need to know: the border-crossing dragon is about to have a big stone. RAHHHH! this is the drawing style of Wendy, no? the struggle is an imaginary number and gives things in disastrous times. rid yourself of these things on your feet and touch them. give them to me.

[timber rapids]

toki a! mi mama kasi! o sona e ni: akesi waso pi weka selo li open jo e kiwen suli. AAAAAA! ni li sitelen ala sitelen pi kule Wensi? utala li ni: tu li weka tan wan la, nanpa ni li kipisi sama ni: nanpa lili li mute pi nanpa lili sama la, ona li kama nanpa ni. o weka e ijo noka tan sina, o luka e ona. o pana e ona tawa mi

[dusk summit]

hi! im mother nature! you should know it; the white snake that eats turtles will obtain the boulder. loud scream. isnt this the wendy-colored picture? war be: if you subtract one from two, the resulting number (x) will be the same section as this: should x be the sum of twenty plus x, itll result in x. remove your foot_object s and arm it qnd then give it to me

[timber rapids]

// two is removed from one, then that number is divided like this: a small number manyfies in a related way to the same small number so that it would become that number

[timber rapids]

mu a! mi mama ma! sina o sona e ona la, akesi walo li moku e akesi telo li kama jo e kiwen suli. kalama uta suli. ni li sitelen pi kule Wensi anu seme? utala li ni: sina weka wan tan tu la, nanpa ni li lon ma pi sama ni: x li sama ni: mute en x. ona li kama x. o weka e ijo_noka sina o pana e ni tawa mi

[vernal arrow]

Greetings. I am the creator of the earth. You know, the dinosaur eats the fish bones to grow its teeth. Roar!! Is this what Wendy's writing says? Here's the problem: two minus one is near x and a lot and x. And he becomes x. Cut off your legs and give it to me.

[long kindle]

o kama pona. tenpo open la, mi lon e ma. o sona: akesi suli li moku e insa kiwen kala la, ona li ken suli e kiwen uta ona. MUUU!! ni li sitelen pi jan Wensi anu seme? taso, ni li ike:

nanpa tu la, mi weka e nanpa wan la, nanpa ni li poka tawa nanpa loje li mute li nanpa loje. ni la, jan ante li kama nanpa loje.

o kipisi e noka sina la, o pana e ona tawa mi.

[finite jasper]

// @feral spire the means I've already started writing a translation, please don't translate stuff when it has a ni on it unless it's been more then a few days

[feral spire]

// oh okay

[finite jasper]

// for relatively short texts like this, a day is probably the longest it should take

[finite jasper]

Hello
I am Jesus Christ
This is my message
But first, an ad read

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Now, for our regularly scheduled content
In the beginning, I, Jesus Christ, created the heavens and the earth. And it was known; if all dinosaurs ate algae fossils, they could have stopped the Chicxulub asteroid! And, we could have had dinosaurs going around saying "MEOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOW BARK BARK HOOT HOOT." Is this really what Wansich wrote in here, god I should fire him. [noise from the background] What is it, son? Also, I created the heavens and the earth. Don't take credit from me! Whatever, dad
Having dinosaurs roam around would actually be a bad thing for the following reasons:
Number #2: don't worry about number 1, this number was very bad and is going to Life: Hell Edition as multiple clones which will all be tortured eternally. If you want, you can also get Life Hell Edition, for the low low cost of buying an HOA home!
If it's truly true that you should destroy your legs and replace them with tentacles, please give me your spare legs. I need them for the new angel I'm working on.

// took some creative liberties

[stone cedar]

// some

[timber rapids]

toki a
mi jan Jesu
ni li toki mi
taso nanpa wan la, toki esun:

mu
tenpo lon la, toki pona
mu

[hushed dagger]

the communication is existing
im Yeezus
that is my ted talk
in the context of the first but, the market language:

ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding
good ted talks are in real time
ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding

// the sound a fox makes

[stone cedar]

toki li lon
mi noka Isu
ante nanpa wan la, toki esun:

mu
toki pona li lon tenpo lon
mu

[timber rapids]

talk is at
I'm foot Eaze
First differencely, The Language of Marketing:

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/330308308_The_language_of_marketing
The Language of Good is in time in
Ooh wee ooh

[primal nexus]

toki li lon
mi noka Pona
ante nanpa wan la toki pi esun mute:

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/330308308_The_language_of_marketing

toki pona li lon tenpo lon

a mu a a!

[summer narwhal]

radio shows are happening
we play Ponaball
with respect to the greatest change, a conversation of supermarket chains: https://www.researchgate.net/publication/330308308_The_language_of_marketing

Esperanto radio shows are happening right now

oh ding dong aha!

[timber rapids]

kalama musi pi ilo kalama li kama
mi musi e musi sike pona
ante nanpa wan la, toki pi esun mute
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/330308308_The_language_of_marketing

kalama musi pi ilo kalama pi toki Epelanto li kama lon tenpo lon

a mu mu a a!

[thorn forge]

im surprised that you dont know that there are
new radio shows in esperanto every week
(thats right)
i am playing with a really cool ball
on the other hand, speech in many malls
https://www.researchgate.net/publication330308038_The_language_of_marketing

im surprised that you dont know that there are
new radio shows in esperanto every week
(thats right)

vötgil! vötgil!

[sour carbon]

ni li nasa: sina sona ala e ni: tenpo mute la, musi li lon toki Epelanto. lon. mi musi e sike pona, taso, toki li lon tomo mute. ilo pi ilo lipu. ni li nasa: sina sona ala e ni: tenpo mute la, musi li lon toki Epelanto. lon. toki Potili a! toki Potili a!

[summer narwhal]

it's weird that you don't know that often there is entertainment in Esperanto. yes. I am playing with a good ball, but the conversation is across many rooms. scanner repair kit. this is weird; you don't know that many times they have fun in the Hesbellando podcast. yeah. invalid word! invalid word!

[hushed dagger]

ni li nasa: sina sona ala e: tenpo ale ala la musi pi toki Epelanto li lon. lon. mi musi e sike pona, taso toki li lon tomo mute. ilo pi alasa pakala ala. ni li nasa. sina sona ala e: tenpo mute la musi li lon toki Esupelanto. oke. nimi ala! nimi ala!

[finite jasper]

// there is next to nothing here that was descendant of something that was here two messages ago

[pure salmon]

that's strange: you don't know the: games in esperanto haven't always existed. truth. i play with great balls, the exception of human language pervades through every home. zero fucked up huntings: the tool. that's strange. you don't know the: a lot of times games are in esuperanto. OK. unnamed! unnamed!

[summer narwhal]

// it's hard to resist the temptation to just say mu

[pure salmon]

// you don't know if the pov is an animal...

// welcome back musi Mapo

[jolly oxide]

//

nasa la sina sona ala e lon ala pi musi Epelanto. lon la mi musi sike. ante toki li lon tomo ale. i’ll li alasa ike ala (nasa a). sina sona ala e tempo musi lon Esupelanto. pona la nimi ala tu!

[pine socket]

weirdly, you don’t know the conjurations of the Esperanto game. in reality, i play with marbles. the change in speech affects every house. the l’ttile try to not be bad (strange!!). you do not know the fun tine in Soupland. at least the name is not double!

[summer narwhal]

ni li nasa: sina sona ala e usawi pi musi Epelanto. mi musi sike lon lon. toki la ante li ijo e tomo ale. lik;i li alasa ike ala (nasa a!!) sina sona ala e nena musi pi ma Su. a, nimi li sike ala

// i translated tine [sic] as nena, you're welcome

[pine socket]

// wait i’m curious why

[summer narwhal]

// https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/tine#English

[pine socket]

// a mi sona ala

[thick tundra]

wait, you don't know that esperanto is magical? 🤣 all those houses were created by people varying their voices while speaking the language! lik; þey aren't trying to be bad (idk why though). oh, wait, you don't know the fun mountains from Suujo. ah well, my words don't have to be coherent...

[feral spire]

o awen! o tawa ala! toki Epelanto li wawa anu seme?! mu mu mu. tomo ni ale li tan kulupu. mu pi kulupu ni en kalama pi kulupu ni en toki pi kulupu ni li jo e kalama ante. toki ni li toki Liko. ona li wile ala ike. ni li nasa anu seme?
o awen! o tawa ala! sina sona ala a e nena suli pona tan jan Sujo. a. nimi mi li ken nasa...

[gloomy venture]

Continue! Don't move! The language Esperanto is strong or what? woof bzzz. All of those constructions were from the community. The onomatopoea of this community and the sound of this community and this community's language have different sounds. This language in the language Liko. It doesn't want to be bad. This is weird or what? Continue! Don't move! You don't know about the good big mountains from the person Sujo. Ah. My name can be weird...

// what

[pine socket]

o awen! o tawa ala! toki Epelano li wawa anu seme? mu muuuu. ijo ni ale li tan kulupu. kalama nimi pi kulupu ni li ante tawa toki pi kulupu ni. toki ni lon toki Liko. ona li wile ala ike. ni li nasa anu seme? o awen! o tawa ala! sina sona ala a e nena pona suli pi jan Sujo. a a. nimi mi li ken nasa…

[pure salmon]

i feel like tines are more palisa but idk

[peak hamlet]

pilin mi la, ilo li awen e moku la ona li palisa, taso mi pilin wawa ala

[thorn forge]

feeling me then tool is stay at food then they is stick, only me feeling strong not.

[timber rapids]

mi pilin la, ilo li awen lon moku la, ona li palisa, mi taso li pilin wawa ala

[peak hamlet]

because i think, and the utensil remains in food, it is a spear, only i don’t feel strongly

[finite jasper]

ilo moku li awen lon moku la, ona li ilo moli wawa tan ni: mi pilin. pilin mi li suli ala.

[timber rapids]

spork is safe in food so it sends nukes because i feel, i feeln't big

[marsh sleet]

// did you just derail the whole translation thread by forgetting the double slash

[hushed dagger]

mi pilin la ilo kiki sike li pona lon moku la ona li pana ilo moli.
mi pilin ala suli

[timber rapids]

to my heart, if the cone (on a cone-head zombie) is good on food, it gives the scythe (of the grim reaper)
i feel nothing in a big way

[hushed dagger]

// im rearranging the clauses

ijo loje jelo li pona ala pona lon moku la ona li pana e ilo kiki moli
suli nasin la mi pilin ala

[pure salmon]

// oh shit

[marsh sleet]

// GIRL

[pure salmon]

are red and yellow things non-toxic? then they're sending a deadly ouchienator
in methodical importance we're unfeeling

[timber rapids]

ijo loje en ijo jelo li jaki ala ala jaki ala la, ona li pana e ilo moli Asineto
suli nasin la, mi pilin ala

[peak hamlet]

when crimson and ochre things are not not non toxic in a yucky way, they emit the deadly weapon actinite
The length of the road i don’t feel

[pine socket]

// that’s a lot of negatives

[thorn forge]

loje li jaki la ona li pana e moli. mi pilin ala e suli nasin.

[pine socket]

because the blood id disgusting, they kill. i do not feel the size of the way to enlightenment.

[marsh sleet]

telo loje ;i jaki mute a la ona li moli. nasin sona la mi pilin ala e suli

[hushed dagger]

because wine ia very gross, they die. I dont have feelings for the length of the path for knowledge

// we're keeping the typo

[summer narwhal]

telo nasa Ija li jaki mute la, ona li moli. mi pilin ala tan suli pi nasin sona

[hushed dagger]

// are there any rules for consecutive english translations from the same person

// as in translating the translation that the other person translated from your message

[summer narwhal]

// i don't understand

[tender folio]

// mi la ala

[hushed dagger]

/‌/

//(can red translate blue here)

[summer narwhal]

// i don't see why not

[thorn forge]

// because it might not change as much. but it is still allowed im pretty sure

[summer narwhal]

// skill issue

[thorn forge]

// wdym skill issue

[summer narwhal]

// i can produce a completely different translation

[thorn forge]

// skill issue if it doesnt change as much?

[summer narwhal]

// it's not my turn yet though so someone's gonna have to help out

[thorn forge]

// is soko Sensoko going to translate your message?

// if not i can

[hushed dagger]

// by my nasin i wont

[thorn forge]

//ok

[thorn forge]

as we all know suspicious stew ;s so ugly, it die. i am numb from having such a long day of school.

[summer narwhal]

mi a li sona a e ni a: a telo a.. telo ale li jaki lukin a... mute mute jaki lukin a... moli, moli!!
mi lon tomo sona la, tenpo mute pini la, luka mi en noka mi li ken ala pilin a..

[blissful swallow]

I. KNOW. THIS. LIQUIDS... all liquids look DISGUSTING. very very DISGUSTING. DIE DIE DIE DIE!
back when i was a child, i would go to school and see a liquid, and my legs and arms would go NUMB from how GROSS it is

[sour carbon]

mi sona e ni: telo li jaki mute a! o moli a! mi jan lili la, mi tawa tomo kama sona la, mi lukin e telo la, mi nasa tan ni: telo li nasa.

[timber rapids]

I knowledge-ify that this lake water is absolutely disGUSTing! IT SHOULD DIE! As a little Angry Bird (specifically from the Angry Birds Movie), I went to the house of the smart arrival, them I looked at the water. I went crazy because the water was... unusual...

[hushed dagger]

// @tidal hearth death threats are coming your way

[timber rapids]

//what

[hushed dagger]

//cola

[timber rapids]

// edited it to lake water because i realized something else would fit better in the context of the next sentences that followed

[hushed dagger]

// for "telo li nasa" i thought "the beer is being brewed"

[tidal hearth]

?

[hushed dagger]

//ignore

[blissful swallow]

ni li kama sona tan mi: telo ni li jAKi mute a! ona o MOLI! mi waso lili pi pilin ike (tan sitelen tawa musi pi waso pi pilin ike) la mi tawa tomo pi kama sona li lukin e telo. lawa mi li nasa pakala tan ni: telo li... nasa...

// this is what i always mean when i say "?" btw

[timber rapids]

// mi kin

[summer narwhal]

This is something I'm hearing from a family member of mine. The water here is dangerously toxic. It should be disinfected at once. When I jump up like a little bird as a stress response, my truck becomes sentient and stares at the water. My manager is still a little hungover from that... stuff she drank.

[hidden crow]

mi kute e ni tan jan pi poka mi. telo ni li ike ike a. ona o kama pona lon tenpo poka lili. mi tawa sewi sama waso suwi tan pilin monsuta la, tomo tawa mi li kama lon li lukin wawa e telo. jan lawa pi pali mi li awen pilin ike tan.. jaki pi moku telo ona.

[polar spade]

I heard this from my uber driver, but this water is BAD, though it gets better soon. I fly, and then my car gets real because it mogged the lake. My mum is still sick because her juice was spoilt

[gloomy venture]

mi kute e ni tan jan pi ilo tawa Upe, taso telo ni li IKE. taso ona li kama pona lon kama. mi waso, la ilo tawa mi li lon tan ni: telo la ilo tawa li pona lukin mute. mama mi li jo e jaki tan ni: telo kili ona li kama ike.

[blissful swallow]

the Uber driver made me try to turn the water into an ear, but the water was from IKEA. it became good when the taxi arrived though. if i were a bird, my wings would be real because they would look very pretty when wet. my mom has mold that she grew in her spoiled juice

[summer narwhal]

jan tawa li ni e mi: mi alasa kute e telo. taso telo li tan tomo esun ike a. tomo li kama la, ni li pona. mi waso la, luka waso mi li lon tan ni: ona li telo la, ni li suwi mute lukin. mama mi li suli e soko lon telo jaki ona

[blissful swallow]

i hate Usain Bolt! he made me try to hear the water! but of course i couldnt, since the water came from the black market!! i had to wait for the entire Eiffel tower to be transported here to do it! ugh, i wish i were a bird... i would have pretty wings made of blackmarket water and id be able to hear the water without the help of the Eiffel tower. by the way, my mom managed to grow a fungus in the goo you gave her

[thorn forge]

jan Jusen Poloto li ike suli a tawa mi! ona li wile e ni, mi kute e telo a! taso mi ken ala ni, telo li tan Esun Pimeja a!! ale pi tomo Ipele li tawa taso la mi ken ni a! a, mi wile waso... mi waso la luka mi li suwi li telo pi Esun Pimeja, mi ken kute e telo li wile ala e tawa pi tomo Ipele.
ante la,, mama mi li pali e soko lon ko sina.

[pine socket]

I hate hate hate Jason Polotas!!! he wants to fill my ear with water! but i can’t do this, the water is from the dark market!!! every thing from the Ipele house walks but i can walk only!! oh, if only i could fly… if i could fly my hands would be adorable and drink of the dark market. i can hear the water and i don’t want the journey of Ipelus. otherwise,, my progenitor will build a mushroom in your ashes.

[timber rapids]

mi la, jan Seson Polota li ike ike ike!!! ona li wile poki e telo lon kute mi! taso mi ken ala ni: telo li tan esun nasa!!! ijo ale pi tomo Ipe li tawa. taso mi ken tawa taso!! a. mi wile tawa sama waso a... mi ken tawa sama waso la, luka mi li ken sewi li ken telo pi esun nasa. mi ken kute e telo li wile ala e tawa pi jan Ipelu. ante la, jan nasa mi li pali e soko lon ko sina

[pine socket]

// @hot ingot are you still claiming this?

[hot ingot]

// sorry! go ahead

[pine socket]

in my opinion, Season Porta is AWFUL! they want to fill up a water container in my ear! but i cannot do this. the water is from the wyrd market!!! everything from Ifs is going. but i can only go!! [GUTTURAL SCREAM] i want to go like a bird… if i could, my hands could swell and be able to drink the water of the wyrd market. i can hear the water and i do not want the journey of Ipeilus. otherwise, my insane friend will create mushrooms in your ashes.

[sour carbon]

jan Sason Pota pi kulupu mute pi jan mute pi sona lili pi wawa mute ala pi wawa ala ala li ike a! ona li wile ike e mi a! taso mi ken ala pali e ni. telo li tan esun Wiwi a a a!!! ijo ale li tawa. taso mi ken taso tawa a a! mu a! mi wile mu... mi ken la, luka mi li suli; li ken moku telo e telo tan esun Wiwi. mi ken kute e telo, anu mi wile ala e tawa Ipelu. ante la, jan pona mi pi sewi nasa li pali e ni: kili lili li lon moli sina.

[pine socket]

// that’s a lot of insults for poor Season Porta

[sour carbon]

//jan Sason Pota pi kulupu mute pi jan mute pi sona lili pi wawa mute ala pi wawa ala ala li jan pi kulupu mute pi jan mute pi sona lili pi wawa mute ala pi wawa ala ala.
//kin, ona li ike.

//mi toki ike mute pi ona ala; mi toki mute ona, mi toki ike ona

[timber rapids]

Susan Potter, thou whom groups with many people, thou whomst is foolish, thou whomst is abhorrently weak, weak in the utmost repulsive way. They are of the pits of hell, and they want to drag me down there as well. But I can't even do that. The lava of hell comes from that French shop, Oui Oui, lmao!!! Everything doesn't stay as everything moves. However, I only can move lol. Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidoo! I wanna Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidoo... If I could, then my hands would grow ginourmous, and would allow my sweat to consume lava from the French shop "Oui Oui". I can hear the seas, either that or I don't want the Iberian motions. As per the other contexts, my divinely intoxicated friend(Kikuri Hiroi) created those Virginia creeper berries.

[blissful swallow]

// I LITERALLY HAD A THOUGHT WHEN I READ THE PREVIOUS TOKI PONA TRANSLATION THAT IT WOULD BE SILLY TO TRANSLATE MU AS THAT ONE PART OF SCATMAN HOW DID U KNOW SDMFNMSFDNM

[thorn forge]

jan ike Susan o. mi ken ala tawa ma anpa seli. telo seli anpa li kama tan esun Wiwi lon ma Kanse. mu. ale li tawa. mi ken tawa taso a a. muuu mi wile muuu.. mi ken la luka mi li kama suli, la, telo selo mi li ken moku e seli ni. mi kute e telo. anu,, wile ala e tawa pi ma Ipelija. ijo ante la, sewi nasa Kikuli Ilowi li pali e kili.

[sour carbon]

Enemy Susan, I cannot go to hell. The lava of hell comes from the market of Limbo in the land of Cans. The Apocalypse is coming, and it is inevitable that at the very end, after everything else has destroyed and been destroyed, the last living being will die. Everything must go! I can only go!! In the end, that last being will be the winner of the game of life, for how can they not be, when everyone else is a loser? mi mu. mu. mu mu mu. As it was said in the texts of old,
"
Now the whole earth had one language and the same words. And as they migrated from the east, they came upon a plain in the land of Shinar and settled there. And they said to one another, "Come, let us make bricks and fire them thoroughly." And they had brick for stone and bitumen for mortar. Then they said, "Come, let us build ourselves a city and a tower with its top in the heavens, and let us make a name for ourselves; otherwise we shall be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth." The LORD came down to see the city and the tower, which mortals had built. And the LORD said, "Look, they are one people, and they have all one language, and this is only the beginning of what they will do; nothing that they propose to do will now be impossible for them. Come, let us go down and confuse their language there, so that they will not understand one another's speech." So the LORD scattered them abroad from there over the face of all the earth, and they left off building the city. Therefore it was called Babel, because there the LORD confused (balal) the language of all the earth, and from there the LORD scattered them abroad over the face of all the earth.
"
I want to be the last being. When I am of sound mind and body, and when my hands have been enlarged, my blood can eat this cooked food. I obey the spirits of the water. Also, do not want the motion of Ibryael. In other news, the weird god Kicuriw Iror created plants.

//

[pine socket]

// i had a feeling someone was going to add in a bible verse

[sour carbon]

//its not the first time

//actually I inserted this entire section in a previous translation, but I think it got reduced to mu again

//I got this verse from this jan

// #1284700950162047036 message

[summer narwhal]

a mute a mute a a a a sewi

[thorn forge]

oh. thats uh, thats alot. hahahaha GOD

[pine socket]

a. ni li a. ni li mute a. a a a a a a a a SEWI O

[thorn forge]

ooh, its— owie! theres a lot. uh uh uh um uh uhh uh um uhm uh SKY

[hushed dagger]

a ona li - PAKALA! ne li mute. mumumumumumumumumumumumumu SEWI

[thorn forge]

// what does ne mean

[peak hamlet]

// nimi “ala” pi toki Epelanto

[pine socket]

// taso ni la pilin mi la ona li wile toki e "ni"

[finite jasper]

Our Father in heaven,
hallowed be your name,
your kingdom come,
your will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us today our daily bread.
And forgive us our debts,
as we also have forgiven our debtors.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from the evil one
(Matthew 6:9-13, New International Version)
FUCK! This is BAD!
a bird is talking to Solomon or something. and he understands it? that's pretty cool.

[dusk summit]

epiku! ona-
PAKALA! ni li IKE!
waso li toki tawa kala Solomon anu jan seme. ona li sona? ni li pona.

[hushed dagger]

// means "that" only

// i forgot not to use it

[pure salmon]

the epic! it
fuck.. that's bad..
who does the dove relate to solomon the swimmer or?
they know? that's good.

[tender folio]

musi Otesi! ni
unpa... ike a...
seme li waso la sama kala Solomon anu?
ona li sona anu seme la pona

[summer narwhal]

2001: A Space Odyssey! This is it
Sexual affairs... Lust!!
If who is the bird, then the Solomon fish choice similarity
if does she know, that's cool

[pure salmon]

//tbh i try not to sandwich

[thorn forge]

olin unpa a!! waso la kala Salaman o nasin sama. ona li sona la,, pona a!!

[long kindle]

Romantic love!!! Salaman, do whatever the bird is doing. If it figure out,, cool!

[finite jasper]

// what

[pure salmon]

//scanlated

//scanlated

[finite jasper]

// huh

[finite jasper]

olin!!!! jan Kala o pali sama waso. sina ken la,, lete!

[drowsy stag]

// darn i just finished my translation

[pure salmon]

//o ni e ale

[drowsy stag]

babe! Fishman has gotta find it in him to become Birdman. If you can manage such a thing, freeze.

[thorn forge]

jan mi o, kala Man li alasa la ona li ken waso Man. sina ken ni la o kama kiwen tan lete.

[timber rapids]

Oh my dear fellow man, while that aquatic creature of the name Mæñ was in pursuit, you could've been like the creature of the skies, Mång. Alas, you can only do that so you might as well just freeze.

[worn saffron]

jan mije pona o, kala min li wile la, sina ken sama jan sewi, jan mon. taso, sina ken taso li ni, tan ni, mi lawa e ni: sina li lete

[hollow shuttle]

my dear husband, if only minutely fish want, youd already turn into the angel: mon. but its your only ability because i think youre icecream

[worn saffron]

//because i think you're icecream

[thorn forge]

olin o, wile kala pi tenpo ilo la, sina jan sewi: jan sewi mi (mi toki Kanse). ni li ken sina taso, tan ni: pilin mi la, sina soweli Asikewin (tan sitelen Sikenuki)

[hollow shuttle]

hey, the concept of love! fishy clocked desires cause you to become my angel (i represent the french language). this is your exclusive ability because my heart tells me youre an asqueen animal (the sikenuki drawn reason

[worn saffron]

toki jan olin a, tan tenpo pi kala wile, sina li kama jan suwi. mi pilin e ni: sina e ni: soweli asuken, tan ni, sina ken taso e ni

[timber rapids]

lovely personified speech, source of the dreamy fishy time, you become Gelatin(from BFDI) I feel that an unspecified subject you-ifed that animal with pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, for the reason that, You can only-fy those

[hollow shuttle]

//LMAOO

toki suwi jan, tan pi tenpo kala nasa, sina kama ko moku suwi (tan utala tan ma wile) mi pilin e ni: ◯ li sina e soweli ni kepeken misikeke pi nimi suli suli suli tan ni: sina ken taso e ijo mute ni lon ma pi poka ala

[worn saffron]

talking god, becuase of weird fish time, you have become jelly. I think you circle these medicine cats with long long names because you can only many not-boxes

//i gave up at the end

[hollow shuttle]

jan sewi toki tan tenpo kala nasa, sina kama jan Jeli (tan musi "o tawa tomo sewi"). mi la sina sike e soweli misikeke ni pi nimi suli suli tan ni: sina ken poki ala mute taso

//ill leave for now so somebody else can translate

[pure salmon]

the strange aquatic temporal origin linguistic holy man you came to be jelly (from chants of sennar). tbh you approximate this axolotl with a long important name as a sphere because of that you can only be a lot of things that aren't cups

[thorn forge]

jan nasa li kama ko Teli (tan musi 「toki pi tomo Sena」) lon la sina sama e kala akesi Lankinpotan e sike, ni la, sina ken ijo mute li ken ala poki.

[sour carbon]

When the drunk person becoming the ghost known as Der (from the game Speak of the Senate) exists, you will be the evil twin of the crocodile Ramcimbodam and a random circle. Due to this, whichever of you is a magician cannot sit next to me.

[timber rapids]

jan nasa li open kama kon Te pi musi Toki Pi Kulupu Lawa li lon. sina kama akesi sama Lansinpotan li kama akesi sama sike. ni la, sina pi jan usawi li ken ala lon poka mi

[hollow shuttle]

weird person is comingly airingly opening the of game toki pi kulupu lawa is exist. you turn into a reptile like a ramcimbodam and become a reptile like a circle. in the context of the previously happening situation, you that is jan Usawi cannot be by my side (not to be confused with by your side from the omori ost

[timber rapids]

jan nasa li open kama kon e musi Talk of The Senate li lon. sina mama akesi sama Lansinpotan li kama akesi sama sike pini la, sina person Occult li ken ala lon poka mi (ona li ni ala: lon poka sina pi kalama musi pi musi Omoli)

[fallow hill]

the drunkard begins to evaporate into the game of Talk of the Senate that is present. you raise the same reptile (Ramcimbodam) and become the same reptile egg. afterwards, you, Occult, cannot exist next to me (it is not this: by your side from the soundtrack of the game Omori)

[timber rapids]

jan nasa—jan Kikuli Ilowi—li open kama kon tawa musi lon. sina sewi e akesi sama (Lansinpotan) li kama sike mama pi akesi sama. pini la, sina Okulo li ken ala lon lon poka mi (ona li ni ala: lon poka sina pi kalama musi pi musi Omoli)

[fallow hill]

The drunk (Gregory Ellory) drifts toward the present amusement. You lift the same snake (Lancing Bottom) and circle that snake's father. Then, you Look and cannot be next to me (this is not next to you of the song from the Omori game)

[sour carbon]

//nooooo what happened to the mixed toki pona and english text

[peak hamlet]

//o lon e ona

[tender folio]

jan Kekan Elowi li moku e telo nasa mute li tawa musi lon sama kiwen pi sewi telo. sina sewi e akesi sama Lancing Bottom li sike e mama akesi. pini la sina Look li ken ala lon poka mi (ni li lon ala poka sina pi kalama pi musi Omoli)

[pure salmon]

On the wet heaven's hard reflection, the KEKAN God drank a lot of strange fluids and went to the game. You apotheosize Lensinpotan the similar lizard is circling the vet. In the end, Lukin, you can't be by my side (that's not by your side of sound of the game of Godai)

[jolly oxide]

lon lukin sewi la sewi Kekan li moku e telo li tawa musi. sina sewi e sike jan pi akesi Lensinpotan. jan Lukin o, pini la sina ken ala lon poka mi pi kalama sina ala

[timber rapids]

in the sky's eyes, God Kekan San drank holy water for fun. You deify the humanoid sphere of Rémchīmbœdåm. Sight guy, in the end, you can't be at my side of your no sound

[peak hamlet]

tan lukin sewi la sewi wawa Gregdan 3 li moku musi e telo sewi. sina kama sewi e sike jan Lenkinpetan. jan lukin o, pini la kalama weka sina la sina en mi li ken ala lon poka.

[thorn forge]

under the watchful eyes of god, the holy one mun kekan san jokingly drinks nothing but rainwater. you lift up Læmqingfaithónn. so i assume anyone reading this should assume, that when this is all over, i can no longer be with your distant echoes.

[hidden crow]

sewi li lukin la, mun epiku Kekansan li moku e telo pana taso pi ko sewi tawa musi. sina sewi e sewi Leminpeton. pilin mi la, jan li lukin e ni la, ona o pilin ni:
ale li pini la, mi ken ala lon kalama jasima weka sina.

[fallow hill]

The sky sees that the supermoon Kekansan drinks only beer of holy clay to play. You raise the god Leminpeton. I feel that people are seeing this and feeling as if all things are over, thus I cannot be your distant inverted sound.

[stuck mulch]

sewi li lukin e ni: mun suli Kekansan li moku e telo nasa taso pi ko sewi musi. sina sewi e sewi Leminpeton. pilin mi la jan li lukin e ni li pilin e ni: ale li pini. tan ni mi ken ala kalama weka ala sina.

[pine socket]

the sky sees that the asteroid Kekansan is drinking wine only of funny space dust. you raise the god Lemonpeton. according to my feelings, a person sees this and feels like everything is finished. so i cannot whisper of you.

[summer narwhal]

// sorry i didn't see the claim >.<"

[jolly oxide]

lukin sewi la mun Kekansan li moku e telo nasa taso pi ko musi. sina sewi e ijo Lemonpeton. pilin la jan li lukin e ni li pilin pini e ijo. no la mi ken ala toki lili e sina

[timber rapids]

sky eyes then Earth(from the moon) Chezhiansaun eats crazy silly gelatinous water. You elevate lemonpeton. heartly, the Monkeys from the sixth installment of the Bloons Tower Defense series observe that and end the bloons. In the context of ala, I can't speak tuki tiki to you

[drowsy stag]

tenpo wan la oko tan sewi. tenpo tu la ma. (tan mun a!)

mun Sesan San li moku e telo nasa. sina sewi e ilo awen kili. soweli li utala e sike sewi musi kepeken pilin insa ona. არა la mi ken ala tuki tiki

[thorn forge]

once upon a time, an eye from the sky. twice upon a time, land. (thank the stars!)

sresory danielson the third drinks a potion. you sent your robot banana guard to heaven. the animal kingdom prepares to fight a war with the divine orb jester. 「არა」is the true reason why i dont know how to do 「circonlocution」

[plain verge]

// unfinished translation of this shit

[summer narwhal]

tenpo wan lon tenpo la, oko li tan sewi. tenpo tu lon tenpo la, ma li toki pona tawa mun a

soweli Sesoli Taneson nanpa tuli li moku e telo wawa. sina pana e ilo awen pi kili palisa jelo tawa sewi. lawa soweli li open utala e sike musi sewi. nimi Ala li tan lon ni: mi sona ala toki sike toki sike toki sike sike toki sike

[jolly oxide]

for example, eyes are heavenly.
another example is that fields encourage planets!

Setzly Dronassen III is caffeinated. you catapulted a lemon. the zookeeper begins demolishing frisbees. “Arlaw” exists because i haven’t learned how to repeatedly globally express using language the orbital repetitive mantras at the annual speech

// the last bit is tenuous but it’s musi

[summer narwhal]

// i don't think anyone is going to disqualify you for not perfectly translating the previous text

[timber rapids]

tawa ijo Ekusanpolo la, ijo lukin li sama ma sewi. ijo Ekusanpolo ante la, supa li wawa e ma sike mute

jan Setusuli Tolonasasen nanpa tu wan li wawa. sina ilo Katapoloto e kili pi namako nasa. ijo Alulawi li lon tan ni: mi sona ala e ni: mi pana ma sike kepeken toki sike. toki sike sike li lon toki sike

[pine socket]

when it comes to the walking of the Ekusabpolian object, the glasses are the same as heaven. with the Ekusanpolian object of change, lying down energizes many globes.

Seth Coronasa the third is strong. you use the Kataporean machine on strangely spiced fruit. the Alolan pokédex is real because i do not know how to express a globe using circular language. repetitive circular language is a part of circular language.

[summer narwhal]

tawa ijo la, ilo lukin li sama sewi. jan li lape lon ijo ante la, sike mute li kama wawa

jan Se Kolonasa o, ijo nanpa tu wan li wawa. sina kepeken ilo lon kili nasa namako. ilo sona li lon ma Alola. ni li tan ni: mi sona ala toki pi toki sike e sike. toki sike la toki sike sike li lon

[thorn forge]

in general, [enter literally anything here] looks like god to [enter literally anything here]. if anyone sleeps at [enter literally anything else here], then, 2763. metal. balls. get electrified.
heyy, Sihx Qluhrónakz, the third one gets electrified. you are using a website whilst sitting on pickled plums.
theyve computers in alola, you know? ig its because i dont know how to say 「toki sike」or 「sike」. whenever i try to say 「toki sike」i end up saying 「sike sike」.

[timber rapids]

mute la, jan mute li sona e ona. len li lon lawa pi ona. jan ala li lukin lon e pakala. sona li pona la sona li toki ike. jan Ajutolu li pona mute. sina pona. sina wawa. sina moku ala moku? sina pu ala pu? sina tawa tomo pona e seme? mi moku ala. sina ala sona ni. sina ala sona la tenpo ala pini. ona li nasa. taso sina sewi. ona li pona li sinpin li sama suwi. ni e ala ala. ni e ala ala. sona olin jan e seme. o jan ali li pini li sama sewi tawa mi weka, mi weka la. mi weka la sina pilin wan. sina pilin wan kepeken linja mi. sina pilin wan lon ma ali a. mi weka la sina pilin wan. mi weka, mi weka la. mi weka la sina pilin wan. sina pilin wan kepeken tawa mi. sina pilin wan kepeken toki mi a. mi weka la sina pilin wan. jan li lape lon tenpo musi pi kala Sameko Sapa pi misa Tupi3D pi soweli misikeke Nimi Natame la, nanpa pi mama pi kulupu Huang. kiwen. sike. o pika.
a. jan mu o. nanpa tu wan li pika. sina kepeken e lipu li lon kili jaki.
ona li jo e ilo lon ma Alola pi musi Pokemon anu musi pi monsuta poki. sona ala sona a? ken la, mi sona ala taso toki e "Talking in circles"(pan nanpa wan reference!?) or "circle". mi toki e "Talking in circles" la, mi toki e "Circular circles"

[thorn forge]

many know that one with a hat. no one can detect what is broken until its too late. if knowing is so good, then why doesnt it swear? checkmate, nerds. i like idol. i like you. youre so strong. are you hungry? are you standard? are you going home already? im not hungry. you shall be a gap of knowledge. if so, fill it. its been weird. but youre above all this. its good and flat and cuteish. at nothing. at nothing. studies which love in humans? be everyone. its over. its godlike. if im gone, of course. if im gone, you will feel united by my threads, everywhere, with my journies, and my words. if im gone, you will feel united. as someone slept through a lot, the number of parents in the huang family. hard. round. become PIKACHU. oo, hey, onomatopoeia man! 3 feels.. pikachu-ey to me. i bet you read books at yucky vegetables. theyve tools in alola (specifically, in pokemon, the category fear game if you will.) did you know maybe i just cant say 「toki lon insa sike」(ni li tan ala tan the best rice‽) anu 「sike」. i mean, hypothetically if i ever had to say 「toki lon insa sike」, id just say 「sike sike」

[hollow shuttle]

//what the pakala it got so long

//give me a moment

[pine socket]

// (enter literally anything here) did i think

[hollow shuttle]

jan mute li sona e ni: wan len. jan li ken ala sona e pakala lon tenpo pi pakala kama. sona li pona la ona li toki ike ala tan seme? jan sona o, mi wawa lon musi pi kiwen walo pi kiwen pimeja. ijo Ajedolu li pona tawa mi. sina pona tawa mi. sina wawa a. sina wile moku anu seme. sina meso ala meso? sina tawa tomo anu seme? mi wile ala moku. sina o weka sona. ni la o suli e ona. ona li nasa. taso, sina sewi. ona li pona li lipu li suwi n. lon ala. lon ala. tenpo sona li olin lon insa jan anu seme? o kama ale. ale li weka. ale li ijo sewi. mi weka la ni. mi weka la sina pilin wan tan len kipisi mi lon ma ale kepeken tawa mi kepeken nimi mi. mi weka la sina pilin wan. jan li lape tan ijo mute la nanpa ale ale ale ale ale ale ale ale ale ale ale ale ale ale ale ale ale ale ale ale ale ale ale ale ale ale ale mute mute mute tu wan. kiwen. sike. o kama soweli Pikasu. jan mu o! pilin tu wan... sama soweli Pikasu tawa mi. mi la sina kama sona e lipu lon kili ike. ona li ilo lon ijo Alola. sina sona ala sona la ken la mi ken ala toki e ni: "рассказ внутри круга" (does this reason e pan nanpa wan anu seme!?) or "丸". mi la ken la mi o toki e ni: "рассказ внутри круга" la mi toki e ni: "circle circle

[vernal arrow]

Everybody knows that the Chosen One has a cool Top Hat! Yet No one knows that the hat is about to break! How come I never cry in the face of Facts? Fact checkers, I can beat you with White and Black Rocks! I love you, Adeline, just like you! Hungry? Upset? Going home? I don't want your Food - forget it. Go ahead and make more - it's intoxicating. And yet, you still win - RIGGED! FAKE NEWS! WITCH HUNT! Are Facts the same as Feelings or what? Come on. It's all gone. Everything. Even me. Don't drag my name down like your ruined Clothes. People will fall asleep from anything, like ANY ANY ANY ANY ANY ANY ANY ANY ANY ANY ANY ANY ANY ANY ANY ANY ANY ANY ANY ANY ANY ANY ANY ANY ANY ANY ANY of SO SO SO MANY ones. So hard. Again. Be like Picasso. Sound like him. Have three Hearts like Picasso. You learned everything from Bad Apple! That's Propaganda from Aloha! I can't tell you this ������� ������ ����� and �! Tell me what you ������� ������ ����� and I'll get back to you!

// I apologize for this

[hollow shuttle]

//i forgive you this is so ridiculously ridiculous that im impressed

[summer narwhal]

// someone has to translate � as kiku timi

[gloomy venture]

// what the heck is this

[dusk summit]

// trsnnsltion ,,,,

[dusk summit]

jan wan li jo e len lawa epiku. jan ale li sona e ni! taso, jan ala li sona e ni: len lawa li pakala. mi telo ala lon sinpin lon tan seme? musi Seke, jan li utala kepeken kiwen walo kepeken kiwen pimeja. mi olin e sina, jan Atelin o. sama sina! wile moku? pilin anpa? tawa tomo? mi wile ala e moku sina. o sona ala. o pali e mute. ona li jaki. ni la, sina anpa e mi!!! nimi pi kulupu Sa. ala. O SELI E MELI PI WAWA NASA!!! lon li sama pilin anu seme? ale li ala, ale. mi kin. sina weka e len sina. o weka ala e nimi mi. jan li lape tan ale. tan [mi wile ala ante toki e ni.]. kiwen a. sin. o jan Pikaso. o kalama Pikaso. o jo e insa Pikaso. sina sona mute tan kili ike! ni li toki pi lon ala tan ma Aloja. mi ken toki ala e ni: [LEN]. sina toki e [LEN] tawa mi la, mi tawa sina.

[gloomy venture]

Someone has a cool ass hat. Everyone knows that! But, no people know that the hat is a blunder. We are not water on the face of existance, why? The game Seke, people fight using crack and obsdian. I love you, the human-being named Atelin, HEY. Like you! Want to eat? The feeling of underness? The movement of the man made building? We don't want to eat like you. Don't know. Make the many work. They're gross. In this context, you make us down!!! The word of the tribe Sa. Under no circumstances. BURN THE WITCH!!! Existing is just the same as feeling, right? Everything is nothing, everything that has ever existed. Us too. You take off your clothes. Don't forget our names. People rest because of everything. The origin of [I don't want to translate this]. Stones :DDDD!!!!!! News. Be the homo sapiens Picasso. Sing like the noise named Picasso. Have the insides named Picasso. You know a lot because of bad apples! This is a talk from the place "A loja". I cannot say that [CLOTHES]. When you say [CLOTHES] to us, we go towards you

[timber rapids]

jan li jo e len lawa kulijo. jan ale li sona e ni!(sama kalama musi Ulterior Motives!?) taso, jan ala li sona e len lawa pakala. mi telo ala lon sinpin lon tan seme? musi Seke la, jan li utala kepeken nasa kepeken leko seli lete. mi olin e sina pi jan Atelin. A. sama sina a! sina wile ala wile moku? sina pilin ala pilin ike? tawa ala tawa pi tomo pi pali jan? mi wile ala moku sama sina. o sona ala. jan mute o pali. ona ali li jaki. ni la, mi o anpa!!! toki pi kulupu Sa. ala la, O SELI E JAN PI MISIKEKE IKE SIKE!!! lon li sama pilin anu seme. ale li ala. ale ijo. mi kin. o weka e len sina. o weka sona ala e nimi mi. jan li lape tan ale tan pi kala Sameko Sapa pi misa Tupi3D pi soweli misikeke Nimi Natame. kiwen a! sona. o jan Pikasu. o kalama uta sama kalama Pikasu. o jo e insa Pikasu. sina sona e mute tan https://youtu.be/kzwoc_JLbJE mute. ni li toki tan ma A Loja. mi ken ala toki lon [FILTERED]. sina toki [FILTERED] tawa mi la, mi tawa sina.

[glacial flicker]

y'all know the sick hat is held with ulterior motives™. but, the injured hat is unknown. Why am I not crying? I just lost The Game, so the Refridgerator-Microwave Wars have broken out. I really appreciate you, Adeline's sister. a, A Novel by Andy Warhol. oh, your similarities! wanna go out? oh, are you sick? the human factory is running without going anywhere. i'll pass on eating, no i will not explain. may employment find us all. we havent showered. therefore, we suck!!! Old Chinese. never BURN MEDICAL MALPRACTICIONERS!!! c'est la vie or something, idk. all isn't. all of it. me too. strip. dont run from my name when you know it. people are tired of it all, and tired of Sam Echo The Bass, Dooby 3D the cat, and Nimny Nardamel, that doctoral giraffe. Fuck yeah, rocks! Information!! Be the Pikachu. sing the song of the Pikachu. hug the Pikachu. y'know the number 20 from hit music video "Bad Apple"? fun fact: its actually written in Lawyerese. i cant say much mor— {static noises} ill head your way when y- {static noises} -ith me— {connection lost}

[timber rapids]

sina li sona e len lawa jaki ni: wile ante la, ona li jo. taso len lawa pakala li sona ala. mi pilin ike ala tan seme? mi anpa lon musi la, utala ilo li open. meli sama pi jan Atelin li pona tawa mi. lipu pi jan Anti Walo. a sama sina. sina wile ala wile open olin? a sina pilin jaki anu seme? tomo pi pali jan li tawa li tawa ala. mi wile ala moku. mi toki mute ala. pali o tawa mi ali. mi telo ala la, mi pakala. ma Sonko pi tenpo pini. o seli ala e jan pi misikeke ike!!! ijo Setalawi anu seme. ale li ala. ale ona. mi kin. o weka e len sina. sina sona e ona la, o weka ala tan nimi mi. jan li wile ala e ale li wile ala e ni: jan ilo kalama linja pi linja tu tu San Eko en soweli nja Tupi3D en soweli sona Nimi Natame. pakala a! kiwen a! sona a! o kama soweli Pikasu. o kalama e kalama musi pi soweli Pikasu. o olin e soweli Pikasu. nanpa mute pi sitelen tawa Kili Ike li toki Lojo. mi ken ala awen █████. sina ██████ l██ poka mi la, mi tawa sina ████████

pini

[thorn forge]

// sina li..

[plain verge]

Thou art a knowledge of poorly encrypted nuclear codes; they only contain special characters. But the cracked wall the president made is the dumping ground for all that ignorance, so who cares, why would I feel bad about this? If I go to hell for playing Minecraft, will WW3 start in the comments? I think statistically normalizing Hadeline's femininity is the best thing since Andy White's best-selling novel, "Why The Fuck Am I Screaming If I Don't Have A Mouth". Wanna unleash the horrors of love? I see you're already feeling like your DNA got rearranged... The factory that produces toki pona speakers just ascended- nevermind it's back on Earth. If I only spoke a limited number of words each day, I still wouldn't want to get eaten since we all know we can be eaten once we get to hell as a paid job. Wait, don't eat me cooked! Humans are 70% water, and if I evaporate, I might not pass my driving test! There's even an Ancient Chinese proverb: "Thou shalt cook, but thou shall not be cooked, especially if thou art a drug dealer". Shettalavir? That's what you call this thingamajig? Everything is nothing, the universe isn't real, I am not real, take off your mask, break your illusion; You know my name, now stay loyal to it. I don't think anybody actually wants anything, even a singing quadruple snake robot named 3Eco or a stereo meow sound effect in Proto-Tupian or even a hyperintelligent shrimp named Name-No-Tame. Oh fuck! Oh moschellandsbergite! Oh ammonitology! Be repelled and become a Pikachu! And also play the Pikachu main theme for bonus points. Thou shalt love Pikachu; for Pikachu is thine LORD. The twenty statistical analyses of the boat blueprints of Giriige are, unfortunately, in the Cameroonian Luo language. I can't bear this... I can't keep ██████ing any longer... If you manage to █████ within ██ km of me, I'll send you the ██████████████.

[thorn forge]

sina lipu. selo li pakala. mi musi la seme. o nasa ala e meli pi sona Atelin. sina wile ala wile e monsuta olin? sina pilin nasa... tomi pali pi jan pu li sewi— li anpa.
mi toki lili la, o moku ala e mi. kalapis??? ali li ala. o weka e selo powe sina. jan ala li wile e ijo, ijo pi pona mute kin a. a! o weka o musi o olin o sewi e soweli Pika-Pika. lipu li lon toki ante. mi ken ala kute. mi ken ala awen ||ㅤㅤㅤ||. sina ||ㅤㅤㅤ|| la, mi weka e sina tawa ||ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ||

[timber rapids]

you're a book. the boundary broke. i'm having fun, then what? don't intoxicate the Atlantian girl. do you love monsters? you feel weird. workship of Pu-ians win and lose. i murmur "don't eat me" canabis??? all is none. remove your disguise. nobody wants the thing. the very good thing as well. a. remove and play and love and praise Pikachu. the book is about translation. i can't hear. i cant continue 󱦐󱦑󱦐󱦑󱦐󱦑󱦐󱦑. you 󱦐󱦑󱦐󱦑󱦐󱦑 so, i yeet you to 󱦐󱦑󱦐󱦑󱦐󱦑.

[hollow shuttle]

sina lipu. selo li pakala. mi jo e musi, pini la seme a? o misekeke ike ala e meli Atalitan. monsuta li pona ala pona tawa sina. sina pilin kokosila. pali sewi pi jan pu li wawa li anpa. mi mu e ni: o moku ala e mi. kasi nasa??? ale li ala. o weka e selo jasima sina. ala li wile e ijo. ijo pi pona mute kin. Lasina Leta A. o weka o musi o olin o sewi e soweli Pikasu. lipu li toki e toki ante. mi ken ala kute. mi ken ala awen selo nimi. sina selo nimi kin. mi tawa wawa e sina tawa selo nimi

[glacial flicker]

you're a leaf with a puncture. i finished the game, but what?? No poisoning Hadalitanne. or do you want to be scared? you feel like... speaking spanish. a pu-rist's sermons are oppressive. hey, please dont eat me, weed??? not important... please change into something less reflective. material things are unwanted, despite material things being pretty cool. Raxinna Slettar Ha. Flee from, play with, admire, and praise my donkey named Big Ass. his adoption papers tell a different story about his name, but i cant hear them. i couldnt keep his name contained, nor yours. im shoving you back into the name case.

[crude orbit]

sina lipu pakala. pini la mi pali e musi, taso ni li seme?? o moku ike ala e jan Atalitane. sina wile ala wile pilin monsuta? sina wile toki e toki Epanja. pali sona pi jan pu li lawa ike. kasi nasa o, o moku ala e mi! suli ala... o kama ijo jasima ala. ijo li pona taso, jan ale li wile ala e ijo. Lasina Suleta A. o weka, o musi, o lukin, o toki suwi e soweli Piku Asu. lipu pi kama tomo mi li toki e toki ante. taso, mi ken kute ala e ona. mi en sina ken ala jo e nimi soweli e nimi sina. mi tawa e sina tawa poki nimi.

[timber rapids]

you're a dead website. ultimately, i make music. however what was that? dont badly eat Madame Atlantis. do you want to feel fear. you want to speak Español. the Pu speakers' smart work rules evilly. oh Victreebell, don't eat me! unimportant... don't become a mirror. something is only good. everyone wants to void the thing. a. remove, joke about, stare, and downplay the Pik-ACHOO. my home arrival book says "translate". but, i cant hear it. If I couldn't have an animal's name nor your name with you. I'd move you to the named pockets

[pure salmon]

sina lipu moli. pini la mi kalama musi. taso ni li seme? o moku ike ala e meli Alansi. sina wile ala wile monsuta. sina wile toki Epanja. pali sona jan Toki Pona: The Language of Good li lawa ike. monsuta Wituwipe o moku ala e mi! suli ala la... o kama ala ilo lukin. ijo li pona taso. ale li wile ala e ijo. one. o weka o musi o lukin o lili e monsuta Pikamu a. lipu mi pi kama tomo li toki e ni. o ante toki. taso la mi ken ala kute. mi ken ala jo e nimi soweli anu nimi sina lon sina la. mi tawa e sina tawa poki nimi

//wait why is this shorter

[blissful swallow]

you are the death note. if you stop, ill make a funny sound. but what is this? stop evilly eating Atlantis. wanna try to scare someone for fun? you want to Spanish. the book "Toki Pona: The Language of Good" is not a good manager. scary Winshieldwiper please dont turn me into a donut! if you're small, you shouldnt become a binocular. the thing is exclusively good, but no one wants it. wan. disappear, have fun, be an eye, shrink Pikamrrow! my guide on becoming a house says "you should translate", but i cant hear it. if i cant have the animal's name or your name inside you, i will put u in the Box of Names

[timber rapids]

sina lipu moli. sina pini la mi kalama e musi. taso ni li seme. o moku ike ala r ma Atolantesu. sina wile ala wile monsuta e jan. sina wile toki Español anu seme. lipu pu li ike. ilo monsuta pi weka telo o pan ala e mi. sina lili la sina o kama ala ilo lukin. ijo li pona suli. taso ala li wile. @wancitte o ala o musi o lukin o lili e ijo Pikano. toki pi lipu nasin mi pi kama tomo la sina o ante toki. taso mi ken ala kute e ona. nimi soweli li ken ala kama jo mi la, sina tawa poki nimi tan mi

[hollow shuttle]

youre a rotten blanket. when youre done, ill sound a game. but whats that? do not badly eat R, or r, is the eighteenth letter of the Latin alphabet, used in the modern English alphabet, the alphabets of other western European languages and others worldwide the atlantesis land. wanna scare people? wanna speak español? the book "toki pona: the language of good" SUCKS. gun of removing liquids shall not make a bread of me. if youre small, dont become a pair of glasses. objects are very fixed. but nothing is wanted. discord user wan cit te should delete, entertain, seek and shrink the picno thing. i should translate what was said in my enclosed instruction book about approaching hotels. but i cant obey to it. a creatures word simply cannot obtain me, you swam to the name container because i forced you to

[thorn forge]

sina pini la mi kalama. o moku ala e 「r」. sina wile ala wile? pu li ike. ilo o pan ala e mi. o ilo lukin ala. ijo li awen; ala li wile. kasi Wan Si Te o ijo mute e ijo Pikuno. mi o ante e toki lon lipu. toki ka li ken ala poki e mi. sina tawa poki nimi tan wile mi taso.

[timber rapids]

You're Done For! ; Noisy me. Don't eat the eighteenth letter of the Latin alphabet, used in the modern English alphabet, the alphabets of other western European languages and others worldwide. You need-not-need? Screw pu. Don't let the breadinator breadify me. Don't glasses. Things continue la, nothing is desired. OneSeeTae plant should multiply the Picallos. Let me change the words in the book. Ka-ian can't storr me. You go to the Nimi box because of my only need.

[worn saffron]

o pini a! mi kalama mute. o ala moku e sitelen lasina pi nanpa mute tu mute tu tu tu tu tu, kepeken insa toki inli anu toki pi juwo poka awen anu toki ma. sina wile ala wile? pu li ike tawa mi. o ala jan pan li pan e mi. o ala ilo lukin. ni li open la, ale li wile ala. mi wile kasi wasite li pali e pikalo. mi wile ante e pu. jan kanilan ken ala ma unpa suto e mi. sina tawa e poki nimi tan mi wile taso.

//i have a funny number system

[thick tundra]

No! I'm very loud. Using the internals of the English language or that traditional gwerlyberby language or Kokanu, prevent people from eating all 450 letters of the Latin alphabet. Hold on, do you actually want to? I don't agree with Toki Pona: The Language Of Good by Sonja Lang. Prevent bread people and make me into a bread person. Negate all search engines. If someone opens one, everything should strive toward preventing them. I want qwenjine plants and will make a prine. I want to change Toki Pona: The Language Of Good by Sonja Lang. No fun egrave person that is big enough to constitute a place and is greebe and not disabled to me. You're going to the word containers because I say so.

[thorn forge]

mi kalama suli. insa toki la jan o moku ala e sitelen. pu li ike tawa mi. o pan e mi. o ala e ilo alasa. mi wile e kasi Wensin. mi wile ante e pu. o tawa poki nimi.

[timber rapids]

i shout. i think people shouldn't eat drawings. i hate the toki pona book. bread me. dissapearify the magnifying glass. i want Wentin plant. i want to change the toki pona book. go to Nimi's pockets

[blissful swallow]

mi kalama uta suli. mi pilin e ni: jan o moku ala e sitelen pali. lipu pi toki pona li ike mute tawa mi. o pan e mi. o weka e ilo pi suli lukin. mi wile e kasi Wenin. mi wile ante e lipu pi toki pona. o tawa poki pi jan Nimi

[thorn forge]

i yell. i feel that people shouldnt eat work-writing. the book speaks well, but is bad. bread me. throw away the bigeye tool. i need Guënim. ill edit that book. get cliser to Gnimi.

[timber rapids]

mi mu suli. mi la, jan o moku ala e lipu pali. lipu li toki pona. taso ike. o pan e mi. o weka e ilo pi lukin suli. mi wile e ijo Kujonin. mi pona e lipu ni. o tawa pika pi jan misikeke pi sijelo ilo Nimi

[thorn forge]

i @ everyone. imo encyclopedias arent food. turn me into rice. delete the tool that looks big. i want Ghųonjin. i improve encyclopedias. go to the robot doctor Nifmirs ⚡.

[pure salmon]

mi tawa jan ale la. mi la lipu sona li moku ala. o pan e mi. ilo li lukin suli la o ala. mi wile e jan Kunonsin. mi pona e lipu sona. o tawa ilo pona Ninpi .

[gloomy venture]

For me, I say to everyone that books are not edible. Turn me into fat and do nothing when the computer seems big to you, since I want Kumon again, and I correct the mistakes in a lot of books. Go talk to the friendly computer Ninpi 💪.

[timber rapids]

tawa mi, mi toki tawa jan ale e ni: lipu li ken ala moku. o ante e mi tawa suli en ijo ala lon ni: ilo nanpa sona li suli tawa sina tan ni: mi wile e tomo sona Kumon sin en ante pona e pakala lon lipu mute. o toki tawa ilo nanpa sona Nimi💪

[pure salmon]

// now how did ninpi become nimi

[timber rapids]

//i forgot that Ninpi followed the phonotactic guidelines

//also it was made to be a bad translation

[glacial flicker]

my journey. i announced that petals aren't edible. make me important and also nonexistent while the you value the abacus due to my desire for the new Clumone library, self-improvement, and destruction, which i have written about extensively. consult the dictionary of math terminology.

[thorn forge]

tawa. sina ken ala moku e kasi ni. o suli o ala e mi. o mani e ilo nanpa tan wile suli mi.

[hushed dagger]

movement. you cant eat this plant. please embiggen me and please zero me. please value the calculator that comes from my huge desire.

[pure salmon]

tawa o. sina kenala moku e kasi ni. o suli e mi o ala e mi. o mani e ilo nanpa. ni li tan wile suli mi

[deep cipher]

leave now. you failed to eat the vegetables. uplift me or begone from me. perform animal husbandry upon the abacus. it’s the reason i’m so needy

[thorn forge]

o weka. sina moku ala e kili. o sewi e mi. o mama e ilo. mi wile.

[hushed dagger]

begone! you didn't eat the lychee. worship me. make the wrench a mother. i will.

// good god this is so funny

[deep cipher]

o lon ala a!
mi lukin la
mi awen e
kili pona ni
kepeken sina
o moku ala a
la o anpa e suli mi
la o ike e ilo e mama a
la mi o kin

[hushed dagger]

// poem fr

[hollow patrol]

hmm... You shouldnt've existed...
But when I saw you,
I kept the... fuits of my labor.
USING YOUR MIND!!
oh no dont eat yet btw
so destroy my excess fat
and then you will sadden my robot and my father!
and then, me too....

// still a poem?

[hollow shuttle]

n... pilin mi la
sina o lon ala
taso
mi lukin e sina la
mi awen e... kili pi pali mi
KEPEKEN LAWA SINA:BANGBANG:
a ALA o moku ala Pa Te We
o pakala e suli mi la
sina o pilin ike e ilo jan mi e mama mi
e mi kin

[deep cipher]

uh, my feelings, you’re not here but i can see you, i continue the fruits of my labor BY MEANS OF YOUR GUIDANCE! [Fireworks] like NO i won’t eat Broken Water Clearance that broke me down, You feel bad for my sentient neopets that I created…. and honestly you know what me too.

[thorn forge]

sina lon ala, taso, mi awen. mi moku ala e telo pakala. sina pilin ike. mi kin.

[timber rapids]

you exist not, only, i stay. i eat not the water broken. you feel bad. i emphasis.

[hollow shuttle]

sina li ala lon, taso, mi awen. mi li ala moku e pakala telo. sina pilin ike a. mi pilin sama

-# //the atrocious grammar is intentional dont scream at me

[timber rapids]

-# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[timber rapids]

you is truely no. but, i pause. me am edible noify a wet breaking. you feel bada. i think not samely

[thorn forge]

a
sina ala. mi awen. mi moku ala pakala telo. sina ika. mi pilin ante

[jolly oxide]

oh misery!
‘tis not thee
‘tis still me
i shan’t eat
torn ‘neath seas
you’s nasty?
disagree

[pure salmon]

pakala a!
sina ala
mi awen ni
mi o awen
moku ala
pakala mi
li lon telo
sina jaki
ala jaki?
jaki ala

[timber rapids]

F#CK!
You ain't
I continue to
Not eat
My mistakes
which are in water
You're sick
Not sick?
Not sick.

[jolly oxide]

// @hushed dagger sina pali anu seme

// la o pali a

[hushed dagger]

PAKALA
sina isipin ala
mi awen
moku ala
pakala mi
li lon telo
sina ike
ike ala?
ike ala

[jolly oxide]

FIDDLESTICKS!
you won’t think
yet i still
miss my fill

my mistakes
in those lakes
you’re insolent
innocent?
innocent

[timber rapids]

IKE A!
sina isipin ala.
taso, mi awen
wile e kipisi mi.

pakala mi
pi telo suli ni.
sina unpa
anpa n
anpa a

//insolent and innocent sound alike, so does unpa and anpa hence the translation as that

[tall fjord]

HORRIBLE!
You are not imaginary.
But, I still
want my slice.

My pain
from this huge droplet.
You are 18+
Below...
Below!

[thorn forge]

sina lon. mi awen wile e moku. ike tan telo. sina suli. anpa... anpa!

[hollow shuttle]

it appears that you are present. sadly, i continue to require to absorb. broken because of orange juice. huh, i guess youre important. underlying... bowing down!

[timber rapids]

sina lon a. pilin ike la, mi awen wile insa. pakala tan telo pi loje jelo. a. sina suli a. supa anpa... anpa anpa!

[jolly oxide]

you’re right! when i’m sad, i just wanna be inside. it’s a tequila catastrophe!! you’re older than me. a very humble footstool!

[tall fjord]

a, lon! mi pilin ike la, mi wile insa. ni li ike wawa tan telo pi nasa wawa!! sina suli tawa mi li supa noka pona!

[thorn forge]

yeah fr, whenever im sad, i just wanna be ok. its only this bad because im a vodka addict. youre important to me. as an ottoman!!

[jolly oxide]

lon la mi ike pilin la mi wile pona. ni li ike tan ni taso: mi wile suli a moku e telo nasa. sina suli a sama supa noka!

[hollow shuttle]

-# //can i be after jan Leli

[tall fjord]

Honestly, I just feel bad so I want to feel good. It's only sad because I'm addicted to eating slime. You're as big as a footrest!

-# //PSA: Don't eat slime

[hollow shuttle]

lon la mi pilin ike. mi wile pilin pona. ona li ike tan ni taso: mi moku sewi e ko moku. sina suli sama nokaawen a!

[tall fjord]

//nokaawen aaa

[timber rapids]

Existingly, I feel evil. I want to feel good. They're evil for only this reason: I sweetly ate the gelatin. You're importance is as if a feetprotectioné-a.

[tall fjord]

pilin ike mi li lon. mi wile pona e ike ni. ona ale li ike tan ni taso: mi moku suwi e ko suwi. sina li suli li sama ilo pi awén-noka a

[summer narwhal]

our pain is existence. we want this hardship gladly. it is all a symptom of just one thing: we make candy out of granulated sugar. you are big, you are the same as a guardapiernas

[thorn forge]

mi mute li pali e suwi tan kiwen la mi o wile e ike . sina suli, li sama ijo Kuwatapijena

[tall fjord]

We all work on candy to harden up, so we must want the hardship . You're big and identical to that "Queueaahtapeeyiena"(?) thing

[timber rapids]

ale mi li pali e moku suwi tawa wawa mi la, mi wile e pali mute. sina suli li sama ijo Kuwewejajawatapejejejena ni

[pure salmon]

each one of us are working on a treat towards our influence, so we want a lot of work💪. the tallest ones amongst you are like this kwewe'a'ahuatafe'e'e'enga thing

[stuck mulch]

ale mi li pali lon suwi tawa wawa mi. mi wile pali suli tan ni. sina pi suli nanpa wan li sama ijo Kuwewejajawatapejejejena ni.

[tall fjord]

Every fibre of my being works at my strong portable sugar. That's why I want to work hard. The biggest of you is like a very long now-meaningless word

[hollow patrol]

suwi tawa wawa li pali pi ale mi. ni li wile pi pali wawa mi. sina pi suli ale li sama jan Kesejo

[timber rapids]

strong moving loveliness works of my all. this is desire of my strong work. you of all bigness is like Keseyo

[hollow patrol]

olin tawa wawa li ale mi.
wile pali pi pali wawa mi.
sina pi suli ale li sama jan Kesejo

[pure salmon]

the powerful moving love is all of me.
my forceful effort's working will.
you of all sizes are like casio

[timber rapids]

ijo Pawapu ijo Muwin ijo La li ijo Ale ijo Opu ijo Mi.
ijo Maje ijo Posupu ijo Epotu li ijo Okin ijo Wilu.
ijo Ju ijo Opu ijo Ale ijo Sase li ijo Lake ijo pi ilo nanpa Kasijo

[glacial flicker]

Bauerblüss Murvin Klaus (the thing's thing), is Alex Hope Meath (something's thing). Maille Bozubu Elbotouz (another thing's thing) is Hoquin Wheelu (a thinglike thing).
Yoop Ope Alex Saucell (thing of a thing) is La Que (a thingy thing), who works with Garcio computers.

// what the heck is this

[timber rapids]

jan Papu Muwi Ko (ijo ijo) li jan Ale O Mi (ijo ijo). jan Me Posupu Epoto (ijo ijo) li jan Okin Wilu (ijo sama).
jan Ju O Ale Sose (ijo ijo) li jan La Ke (ijo ijo). ona li pali tawa ilo sona Kaso

[thorn forge]

Boffru Mewey Goate is Everyone Be Me. May Pokciubos Esporto is Auĥim Virjuz. Giu Be Every Chose is Therefore Caih. they work for Gogel.

[timber rapids]

jan Popu Mewi Kote li ni: ale o mi. jan Posipo Epoto o jan Awi Wisu. jan Wiju o ale anu. ni la, ona li jan Ka. ona li pali tawa esun Google™

[summer narwhal]

I don't understand anything anymore. Nothing makes sense. I can't live with myself anymore. These thoughts in my head, they hurt. I'm hurting. And it's all because of Google

[thorn forge]

// how did gogel tokiponise into Google

[thorn forge]

mi sona e ala. mi pilin pakala. ni li tan kulupu Kuko

[timber rapids]

//it didn't tokiponize, it Anglicized

[thorn forge]

// why

[timber rapids]

i dunno. i feel like sh*t because of the community of Filipino fingernails.

[timber rapids]

//thought Gogel sounded like google, then forgot the destination language was toki pona

[thorn forge]

// i made gogel sound like google on purpose because i originally misread 「ilo sona kaso」 as 「ilo sona kuko」

[tall fjord]

mi sonala. mi pilin jaki tan kulupu. kulupu ni li kiwen lon palisa luka pi jan Pilipino

// Idk how Filipino would be tokiponized

[timber rapids]

//In Filipino, Filipino is usually pronounced /pilipino/ so you're perfect (pretty sure thats the "official" term actually)

[tall fjord]

// Oh perfect

[finite jasper]

I am Dunce. I have been abandoned by my own community.
My community is throwing rocks into the hands of a Filipino rn for some reason.

// fun fact: Dunce really was abandoned by his own (scientific) community

[thorn forge]

mi Tunse. kulupu mi li weka e mi. ona li pana e kiwen tawa luka pi jan Pilipino.

[timber rapids]

I'm Trans. My family kicked my out... They threw rocks at the hands of the Filipino people.

[thorn forge]

// tunse - alternative pronounciation of tonsi

[timber rapids]

// Tunse - Trans (/'trɔ̃ːnz̪/)

[summer narwhal]

mi tonsi. kulupu mi li weka e mi a... ona li luka e kiwen tawa jan pi ma Pilipina

[thorn forge]

im trans. i was fired... she touched the carperson from the phillipines.

[finite jasper]

mi tonsi. jan li seli e mi... jan ni li luka e jan Pilipino lon tomo tawa.

[summer narwhal]

i'm non-binary. some guy set me on fire... then he slapped Saint Phillippine in the car

[thorn forge]

mi tonsi— A A SELI SELI A A JAN SELI LI UTALA A E JAN SEWI PILIPIN A

[finite jasper]

[at a car]
Mom, dad. I need to tell you something
I'm transgend-OUCH YOUCH FIRE BURN YOUCH OUCH AN ARSONIST IS FIGHTING OW THE GOD FROM PHILIBINIA OUCH

[sand silo]

lon tomo tawa la mama o mama o, mi wile toki e ni: mi tons-A A SELI SELI O A A JAN SELI LI UTALA A JAN SEWI TAN MA PILIPINJA A

[timber rapids]

in the moving castle,
Mama Mia! I want to the say-a the this: I'm a tra- AAAAAA WAHAHAHAHAHAHA A BOWSER A WAGED A WAR WITH A GOD OF A THE PHILIPPINES-A!

[thorn forge]

tomo waso la,
mama mi a! mi wile toki-a e ni: mi jun- AAAAAAAAA A A A A A A A A A AKESI PAWASA LI UTALA E SEWI PILIPINO-A

[tall fjord]

In birdhouses
My parents! I want to say hello to this: I'm jun- AAAAAAAAAHHHHAHAHA A LIIIIIIIIIIIZARD NAMED BOWZER IS ATTACKING THE FILIPINO SKY

[tall fjord]

// Everything changed so fast in this single day lmao. This was my first message here just one day ago

[sand silo]

lon tomo waso mute: mama mi mute o! mi wile toki toki tawa ni: mi jun-A A A A A A A A A a a a A AAAAAAAAKESI PAWASA LI UTALA E SEWI PI JAN PILIPINO

[tall fjord]

At a local bird park: my ancestors. I desire to say a speech to this: I am June-HAHAHAHAHAHA THAT LIZARD BOWSER JUST ATTACKED THE GOD OF THE PHILIPINO PEOPLE

// actually mute would modify tomo, not waso but whatever

[sand silo]

lon tomo pi ma mi pi waso mute: mama mi pi tenpo pini mute. mi wile toki toki tawa kulupu tawa ni: mi jan Ju-a a a a a a tenpo pi pini lili la soweli lili ni Pawasa li ike e jan sewi pi kulupu Pilipino.

[hollow shuttle]

-# //i wanna be next

[sand silo]

//ni li toki mi nanpa wan

//ni li lon tenpo pi pini lili!

//taso la ni li ante mute

[hollow shuttle]

at a house located in my garden with lots of airplanes: my parent of no specified gender that has been throguh a lot. i wanna speakingly speak to a group and to this: im a person yuMWAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA RECENTLY THIS SCRUNKLY CREATURE David Esekhile (born 31 March 1992), known professionally as PAWSA IS WORSENING THE PERSON ON TOP OF A PHILIPINO GROUP

[sand silo]

// I kinda wanna do to English

[thorn forge]

tomo la ijo mute li tawa mama mi. mi toki toki tawa jan. tenpo poka la jan Tewi Esekile, anu, jan 「Pawasa li ike e jan lon sewi kulupu.」

[sand silo]

The building of many things moves towards my caretaker. I speak talk to a human. In an adjacent timeline, Termi Ensecire, or, Pawasa poisons people in the church group.

[thorn forge]

// in an adjacent timeline

[sand silo]

// yeah

// i wrote that

[tall fjord]

// It's tenpo poka so checks out

[thorn forge]

// i just found it funny to translate 「tenpo poka」to 「an adjacent timeline」

[tall fjord]

// it is

[sand silo]

// i mean it could mean that with some context

// so why not

[tall fjord]

tomo pi ijo mute li tawa jan mama mi. mi toki e toki tawa jan. lon nasin tenpo poka la, jan Temi Ensekiwe (anu jan Pawasa) li ike e jan lon tomo pi nasin sewi

[sand silo]

The bridge with many objects moves in a way that is human, motherly and mine. I speak talk to the people. In the adjacent way of time, Teni Emsekive (or human Bowser) poisons people on highways.

[tall fjord]

// I love human Bowser and highways

[timber rapids]

ilo tawa mama mi (pi ijo mute pi nasin jan). mi toki e toki tawa jan. lon nasin tenpo pi sama ante la, jan Teni Enseki (anu jan Pawasa) li moli e jan lon nasin suli

[tall fjord]

My transportation tool (humanly and housing a lot of trinkets). I speak a language to people. In a method of percieving time that is identical in its differences, Teni Enseki (aka Pawasa) kills people heading in an important direction

[thorn forge]

ilo tawa a. mi toki. nasin tenpo li sama ante. jan Pawasa li moli e jan pi nasin suli.

[summer narwhal]

Hi, transportation drone. I've got a report. The passage of time has been reversed. John Bowser has been subduing the chronomancers. Do with this information what you will.

[hollow shuttle]

toki, ilo tawa o! lipu toki li lon. nasin tenpo li jasima. jan To Pawasa li awen anpa e jan pi nasin tenpo. o kute e sona ni

[pure salmon]

hey... BIKE. they just made a grammar. history often repeats itself. Doe Powers still defeats the historian. hear ye hear ye

[stuck mulch]

ILO TAWA PI SIKE TU O. ona li pali e nasin toki. tenpo mute la tenpo li sike. jan To Pawa li awen anpa e jan pi sona tenpo. o kute, o kute.

[vernal arrow]

THE MACHINE OF TWO YEARS. It invented a new way to talk. It often takes years. People who follow the timeline are destroyed by The Power. Listen up!!

[tender folio]

ILO SIN. ona li sin e toki. ni li kepeken ala tenpo mute. jan li lon nasin tenpo ni la ona Wawa li pakala e ona. o kute!!!

[hollow shuttle]

SINE WAVE TOOL. it modernized an old tale. this doesnt take too long. when humanoids happen to be on this wayback machine, it Power™ breaks them. OBEY ME!!!

[tall fjord]

ilo pi kalama wan taso. ona li sin e toki majuna. ni li wile ala e tenpo suli. jan li lon ilo lipu pi tenpo majuna la, ona li pakala Wawa e ona. O KUTE E MI A!

[sand silo]

Radio with only one channel. It ripened old languages. This doesn't want much time. Characters in the book tool of old time, they use breaking tool Wafa on it. HEAR ME!

[thorn forge]

ilo kalama. ona li suwi e toki ante. tenpo o suli ala. jan lon ilo lipu li ilo pakala Wapa e ona. O KUTE.

[tall fjord]

Microphones. They sweeten up a variety of speeches.
From "Time should shrink.", to "People at a cartography table make it a Wapa destruction device.", to "YOU HEAR ME?"

// tried to make it as logical as feasible

[jolly oxide]

ilo pi wawa kalama li suwi e toki mute. ilo ni la, « tenpo o lili » li kama « jan supa li tawa ilo pakala Wapa » li kama « SINA KUTE E MI ANU SEME? ».

[hollow shuttle]

instruments with audio power add sugar to multiple speeches. it makes "clocks should be small" become "floory goes to the whopper destruction button" and become "ARE WE CONNECTED?

[glacial flicker]

ilo kalama li suwi e toki.
ona la
te
ilo tenpo o lili
to
li kama
te
jan Powi li tawa nena pi pakala moku
to
li kama
te
mi tu li luka ala luka e mi tu
to

[hollow shuttle]

noisy tools flirt with tales
in the context of it, kasane te
metronomes should small
to becomes kasane te
floory (clearly from inanimate insanity) comes to a nose of breadcrumbs
to becomes kasane te
i am two and can i pet us?
to

[timber rapids]

ilo kalama li toki suwi tawa soweli Telesi pi musi Sonki Ta Eto
ona la, jan Kasane Tet
ilo o lili
tawa kama jan Kasane Tet
jan supa (tan musi Inanime Insanisi Sison... (WAN TU SAN OPEN!))
li tawa nena pi jan pi pan lili
tawa kama jan Kasane Tet
mi tu li ken luka e mi
To

[hollow shuttle]

//LMAO

[dusk summit]

the trombone does a sweet symphony when staring at telesi. telesi is the host of a gameshow called "sunk to eagle"
their real name is kasane teh (the h is pronounced)
instruments are useless and should desintegrate into ash
to the arrival of kasane teh (the h is pronounced)
mr. table (the character from inanimate insanity invitational)
weird al will have to move to a city in ohio were he'll live in a tree and work in a nasal decongestant factory and play in the company bowling team and every single night he has a strange recurring dream where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream (BUT THATS REALLY NOT IMPORTANT TO THE STORY!)
and then he'll meet kasane teh (the h is pronounced)
my clone can can make four extra clones of themself
U+201D ” RIGHT DOUBLE QUOTATION MARK

[tall fjord]

ilo pi kalama musi li lukin e soweli Telesi la ona li kalama suwi. soweli Telesi li jan pi lawa musi. nimi pi musi ni li "anpa tawa waso"
lon la, soweli Telasi li soweli Telasi ala li soweli Kasana Teh. (kalama 'h' li lon)
ilo li ilo ala o kama ko tan seli
tawa kama pi soweli Kasana Teh. (kalama 'h' li lon)
jan Tepo (jan pi musi III)
jan nasa Al o tawa ma tomo lon ma Owajo. ni la ona li lon kasi suli li pali lon tomo pali. tomo pali ni li weka e ijo jaki tan nena. kin la, ona li musi polinpin lon tenpo pimeja ale lon tomo pali ni. kin kin la, lape sike ona la, ona li jo e len Letejosen lon poki pi ko pi suwi ala ||// forgive me for stacking pi please|| (TASO NI LI SULI ALA TAWA TOKI MI)
pini la ona li kama sona e soweli Kasana Teh. (kalama 'h' li lon)
jan sama mi li ken ken pali e jan sama sin tu tu
”

[tender folio]

when the squeaky toy sees Dereshi, it squeaks. Dereshi is has a mind full of games. one such game is called Aviary Marathon Defeat. Actually, Derashi isn't Derashi, but instead Gasanna /tjeh/
Toys aren't toys burn to ashes for the rise of Gassana /tjeh/
jan Tepo, a hilarious lesbian
That weird guy I'll call Al should just go to a town in Awvigh Aw. That way they're in the canopy and make stuff in a treehouse. This treehouse collects trash from the mountains, and they play bowling nightly inside it. Also also, in their cyclic napping, they have Leather Yoke Sin in the sandbox.
Finally, they learned of Gasanna /tjeh/
My doppelgänger can give building permits to faer three identical twins"

[dusk summit]

ilo musi li lukin e jan Telesi la, ona li kalama. jan Telesi li jo e lawa musi. musi nanpa wan li jo e nimi ni: anpa linja waso
jan Telesi li jan Telesi ala. ona li jam Kasan Te
ilo musi li ilo musi ala. o kama ko seli tawa kama pi jan Kasana te
jan Tepo li tonsi musi
jan nasa A o tawa ma lon ma Awi A. ni la, ona li insa tomo len li pali e ijo lon ma kasi. ma kasi ni li jo e jaki tan nena. tenpo mun la, ona li musi e musi Polin insa ona. tenpo lape la, ona li jo e len Joke Sin insa poki ko. ni li lili tawa toki mi.
ona li sona e jan Kasana Te
mi tu li ken pana e lipu pali tawa jan sama tu wan"

[pure salmon]

if the controller sees Delesh, it will buzz. Delesh has a creative mind. the first game had the words: bird's feathery down
Delesh isn't Delesh. he's mistah Carson Day
the controller isn't a controller. become hot sand for the coming of Carsana Day
Debra is nonbinary in a fun way
the clown Art should go to a land in Awry Artland. that is, she's covered inside the house and works on something in a garden. that garden has snot from a nose. monthly, she plays its insular bowling game. resting, she has a soft holding inside cover named Joker Chin. that's small to my language.
it knows Carsana Day.
both of us could send a manual to three people like us"

[timber rapids]

// @jolly oxide you still gonna translate?

[jolly oxide]

// a pakala, go ahead

[timber rapids]

ijo li lukin mije Kason Te pi sona pona la, ona li mu
musi nanpa wan li jo e nimi ni: waso. selo. anpa.
o kama ko seli tawa kama pi tonsi musi Kasana Te Tepa.
musi A o tawa ma Awi A. ni la, ona li lon tomo li pali lon ma kasi jaki. tenpo pi sike mun la, ona li musi e musi ike Polin. lape la, selo Joka Sin li jo ona li lili lon toki mi li sona e tonsi musi Kasana Te. mi tu o pana e lipu tawa mi san to

[jolly oxide]

there's a ribbit whenever verifiable evidence is observed (like Gazonde)
my favorite game involves the words "plane," "shell," and "defeat."
dress up as some hot globules for the arrival of the funny nonbinary Gazonde Deppa!
the movie Arrgh belongs in Avy-A, so it's in a building, built in the mangroves. they bowl monthly (poorly). although irrelevant to my story, i'd like to note that Yockarsen, when asleep, belongs to them and knows of the funny nobinary Gazonde Deppa. we both must send the website's link to the three of us"

// this got nonsensical very quickly

[tall fjord]

sona pona li lon la mu li kama sama jan tonsi musi Kasonte
mi la, musi nanpa wan li lon nimi "lipu" lon nimi "poki" lon nimi "moli".
o kama sama lukin tawa ijo lili a tan jan tonsi musi Kasonte Depa!
sitelen tawa A o lon ma Awija. ni la, ona li lon tomo lon ma kasi.
ona li musi ni: palisa LL li lon. ona li pana wawa e sike tawa palisa li wile anpa e ona. ona li ken pona ala ni.
ni li suli ala tawa toki mi, taso mi wile toki e ni: jan Jokasen li lape la, ona li lon kulupu ona li sona e jan tonsi musi Kasonte Depa. mi tu o pana e nasin tawa lipu pi mi tu wan"

[thorn forge]

sona.pona.la: nya is a kind of croissant. my favourite games called 「books, bags, and bane」, look like atoms for croissant depart.
please set「A」in haviyej. so that it is set in a cottage. it keeps yeeting at balls, until one of them falls. but, it can be this disadvantage.
by the way, if joe cousins inert, he knows about croissant depart. the two of us could, and i think we should, write the rules of the book that we'll start.」

[tall fjord]

// " li weka

[thorn forge]

// oops mi pakala

[jolly oxide]

sona.pona.la: mu li pan lili. musi pona li nimi te Sona Selo Sin to li ijo lili lukin tawa weka pan.
o ma tomo Awije e ijo A. ona li awen weka e sike li pini lon anpa ona. taso, ni li ken ike.
ante la, jan sama Jo li lape la, ona li sona e weka pan. mi tu li ken la mi o sitelen e lawa lipu pi open mi"

[jolly oxide]

// i appreciate how "waso," "selo," and "anpa" become entirely different toki pona words just one iteration later

[timber rapids]

know.simple.so: cling clang is small grain. good music is name "Know New Border" is small visual item to breads distance
go Auiyi city the A thing. it is continue to leave the circle and end in its surrender. but, this can be bad
differencely people are like Have is sleep so it is know the breads distance. two of us canly i should imagify the books rule of my beginning

[thorn forge]

lipu Nosinpuso o, mu li pan lili. kalama Nonijupota li ijo lili, tawa weka pan. tawa ma Wuwojiti ijo A. ona li awen tawa weka sike, pini la anpa, taso ike li ken. jan pi sama Awe li lape ante la ona li sona e wekq pan. mi tu ken. mi toki insa e lawa open lipu.

[finite jasper]

sike noka noka kasi tan tan
"Meow" is the name of a tiny delicacy.
That deer anime is nothing compared to the DELETION OF BREAD

To Phonotactic's ex,
Your country is still in the DELETION OF SWISS CHEESE era.
This is long past us, however sucky countries do exist. Awe-sama's sisters are sleeping in a van again. They are starting to learn to DELETS BREAD. This tree now splits into two branches:

1. I will think about the souls of new bookworms
2. _ _

// took some creative liberties

[dusk summit]

noka sike en kasi tan tan.
moku suwi Nja.
sitelen Nijon li ike. pan weka li pona.

jan Ponotasi E o, ma sina li lon tenpo pi ko weka.
ni li tenpo pini. taso, ma jaki li lon. jan Awe Sama li jo e jan mute pi mama sama. tenpo sin la, ona li lape lon tomo tawa. ona li ken pali e pan Tele. kasi suli ni li kipisi.
kipisi nanpa wan li ni: mi o sona e kon pi lipu pipi.
kipisi nanpa tu li ni:

[long jolt]

round foot and the ORIGINAL original plant
Meow dessert
Japanese writing is bad. Removed bread is good.

Ponotasi E, your land is in the time of removed slime.
This is a past time. But, a disgusting place is there. Awe Sama has many siblings. In the new time, they sleep in a car. They can make Tele bread. This big plant is cut.
Cut number one is this: I should know the meaning of the bug's book.
Cut number two is this:

(i think there was some errors in your text jan Lojelo)

[gloomy venture]

palisa anpa li sike, kasi lon LON. mu ma pi telo ala. sitelen pi ma Nijon li pona ala. moku pi lon ala li lon. jan Ponotasi E o, ma sina li tenpo ko ala. tenpo pini la ni li sina. taso, ma li jo e jaki a. jan Awe TheSame li jo e jan pi mama sama mute. tenpo sin la ona li lape lon ilo li pali e moku weka. kasi suli li kipisi. kipisi wan li ni: mi o sona e pipi e lipu pipi.
kipisi ante li ni:

[cunning mason]

The support beam is a cylinder, tautology tree! desert noises pearl harbor. Contradiction. Goodoonlyie, unlike past you, your country doesn't celebrate goop day. It still has goop though. Wasama has a lot of siblings, but now he's in a cryopod and no longer cooks. The tree cuts. Both cuts should know about bugs.

[timber rapids]

//omg its the op

[timber rapids]

palisa li palisa sike li kasi Totolosi. kalama pi ma seli. tomo Pe Apo. ike. o moku e kalama pona sama ala sina pini la, ma sina li musi ala e suno ko. taso, ona li jo e ko. jan Wasama li jo e jan sama mute. taso, ni la, ona li lon poki lete li seli ala e moku. kasi suli li kipisi. kipisi tu o sona e pipi.

[pure salmon]

the rod is a curved rod and a todorodi leaf. hell's bells. fey and harper's. bad. eat a good sound unlike you who is finished, so your country doesn't play with the clay sun. yet, it bears clay. ouasama has a lot of brothers. that so, they're in an icebox and didn't cook any food. the tree is split. both pieces should know bugs.

[thorn forge]

palisa li linja li lipu. mu Elusupelusu. pi jan tu. ike. omekalamapo la ma sina li musi ala e suno. taso, ko li kama. mama pi jan sewi Owa li mama e jan mute ante. ni la, ona li awen lon poki lete e moku. kasi li tu, tu kasi o sona e pipi.

[timber rapids]

the long thing is paradoxically both soft and bendy, and hard and firm whilst also being a flag. two guys' elspls. eheu. Goodbyeingly, your place somehow made the sun boring. But like, the ash is falling. YHWH fathered many different people. In that context, it continues to store food in the freezer. Let the two plants know the bugs

[jolly oxide]

ijo nasa li lon a.
ijo ni li suli poka. ona li ko, taso ona li kiwen kin. kin la, ona li lipu ma.
ijo Epe pi jan tu. a ike.
tawa la ma sina li weka e musi suno (nasa a)
taso, ko pi pini seli li anpa.
jan sewi li mama tawa jan mute.
ni la, ona li awen lete e moku.
kasi o sona e pipi

[thorn forge]

i dont like how heppart substances belong to two people. btw, your hometown just banned videogames. somebody froze those heppart substances. our ancesters were aliens, thats the reason our icecream never melts!!! i think flowers and bees should be friends.

[jolly oxide]

// the first part li weka a

[thorn forge]

// i removed it under the assumtion that it was a description of ijo Epe

[jolly oxide]

// a sona

[thick tundra]

ike la jan tu li jo e ijo pi waso Epa. sina musi lon ma pi mama sina la sina ike tawa lawa. jan li lete e ijo pi waso Epa a! mama sina li tan ala mun ni, la ko lete kiwen li kama ala telo! waso o pona tawa pipi; pipi o pona tawa waso.

[tall fjord]

/* "ona li ko, taso ona li kiwen"
ko Non Nutonija */

[thorn forge]

// non newtonian fluid

[tall fjord]

// AAAAAAA o kepeken "//" a!

// /musi

[thorn forge]

// forgot how to spell newton for a minute

[tall fjord]

// ni la mi kepeken toki pona tawa nimi ona aaa

[jolly oxide]

// ko musi

[tall fjord]

// is this supposed to be the next translation?

[thorn forge]

// yes bc you forgot the two slashes

[tall fjord]

// that was one message

[thorn forge]

// oops

[tall fjord]

// oh wait I should do a multiline comment then

[summer narwhal]

unfortunately two people have captured the entity associated with the flying ebber. if you have fun in your motherland you are bad for the government. people are freezing the entity associated with the flying ebber! your parents are not from this star, so the frozen solid paste won't melt! may the birds be good to the insects; may the insects be good to the birds

[thorn forge]

pakala la jan li poki e ka sewi Epa. sina musi lon ma mama sina la sina ike. jan li lete kiwen e ka Epa. mama sina li tan mun ante la kiwen lete ni li awen kiwen a! waso en pipi o pona.

[timber rapids]

Fiddlesticksly, some guy stored Epa, the divine 󱦓󱦔. When you play in your motherland, you become evil. Some guy got frozen by Epa the 󱦔󱦓. Yo' Mama so alien that that ice got continously iced! Let the birds and the bees be good

[thorn forge]

// i love fiddlesticksly

[thick tundra]

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[summer narwhal]

a la, jan li poki e leko sewi Epa. sina musi lon ma mama sina la, sina kama ike. jan li kama lete kiwen tan leko Epa. mamar sinar li jan mun a, lete kiwen li awen lete kiwen a! o unpa pona

// i only did this translation because i really wanted to see "o unpa pona"

[long kindle]

Oh, people are packaging these cool Eipa bricks. Going sightseeing in your homeland is going to make you sick. Eipa bricks end up freezing people. If yOuR mOm is an alien, the frozen will stay frozen! By the way, have fun with your girlfriend!

[timber rapids]

a. jan li poki e leko Epa ni. lukin pi ma sina li jaki e sina. leko Epa li lete e jan. mama sina li tan ma ante la, lete li lete. kin la, o musi e meli olin sina!

[glacial flicker]

Fuck, the Evercube has been contained... your dirty eyes made you unclean. The Evercube kept us cool. Since your mother is a foreigner, the coolness stays cool. Oh also, you should turn your wife into a statue.

//suddenly medusa or something idk

[pure salmon]

pakala, kiwen tenpo li poki a... lukin jaki sina li jaki e sina. kiwen tenpo li awen e lete mi. mama meli sina li tan ma ante la, lete li awen lete.

ante la sina o sitelen e meli sina

[plain verge]

OH EGADS! OH GOOD HEAVENS! OH LLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCHWYRNDROBWLLLLANTYSILIOGOGOGOCH! OH MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND NONBINARY SIBLINGS IN LORD OUR GOD THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!

— That's what I said when I found out they were trying to inject classified substances into clock towers. I mean, hwæt? I thought clocks were meant to only contain the representation of time as seen on Earth or any other place where the clock is observed to exist, not any substances developed on classified military facilities under coordinates that shall not be mentioned! This is despicable, especially when the clock towers have a density that is high enough to cause structural damage if increased (for example, by injecting substances into it). Unacceptable behavior right here. Not what I expect the government of MY country to be doing.

They say that the range of visible light is just a perfect little system, but that cannot be farther from the truth... It's actually pretty chaotic, and no, not just in your eyes, no, it affects everyone, I just wanna make you feel like it's just you in particular. And, well, entropy begets entropy, which is why you are also probably gonna get more cursed the more cursed your range of vision becomes. Source? Me wanting to make it feel like there is something wrong with you.

Well, seems like the clock towers have already been injected... As a fellow clock tower enthusiast, I of course live next to one, and I couldn't help but notice the effects it was having on me. It seems that they injected some kind of freezing substance, because immediately after the injection, it started freezing everything around it... It felt kinda uncanny and was making me feel uncomfortable, but at least it means that all my food remains cold even when it's outside of the fridge...

There once was a ground below the sky. That once was now, because we are currently living in an age of the universe where gravity exists. And it was simply a land, until it started producing things, things like life, and then plants, and then animals. And they called it their mama, a word meaning "parent", but more broadly, "ancestor, one who begets" or even "caretaker" in Ancient Diapanic (reconstructed pronunciation toki-pona, literally "a form of communication that has positive qualities"). But then from the animals came the humans. And the humans haad a habit of taking things for themselves. If before, the animals shared the land and respected it, the humans calmly told the land to jump off a tree (buildings with windows haven't been invented yet) and let the humans take it, now not using it, but possessing it (though there was a debate whether to call the case possessive or genitive). And due to that, the people started using a new word for the land, sina, roughly meaning "you", by extension "your, yours". Another habit of the early humans was pointlessly assigning gender to objects that aren't even physically capable of wearing clothes or saying what their pronouns are, and because of general vibes, 99.9% percent of humans agreed that the land is feminine, and thus started describing it as meli, meaning "female, feminine" (they also made the sky male so that they can ship them, which actually survived all the way into early Indo-European polytheism).

But regardless of who claims ownership of the rocks bound by gravity and regardless of whether the land comes out as trans or not, in reality, there's only one constant across the land's history: change. And that's why the wisest of the most prudent thinkers and philosophers of all time have long known: the only proper way to describe the land is using the word ante, which has many definitions, like "other, different", but can also mean "changing, changed, altered".

Okay, but what does any of this have to do with clock towers?! You underestimate the scale of the problem — clock towers, the obsession of my life, are being frozen by the government in some crazy experiments that are definitely not ethical! What does this yapping have to do with clock towers? Is the constant of change gonna change the temperature of my favorite clock tower into the positives of the Celcius scale? Honestly, even if the only constant is change, I can't really see change in temperature occuring anywhere near the tower or within it, especially not in the direction of increased molecular energy...

So, the land is changing, the globe is spinning faster than our ancestors are spinning in their graves, the sun is shining brighter than the flash from my head exploding, the dimmest stars in the dimmest constellation (Mensa) are dimmer than the expectations for any future there may be, and the ocean has more plastic than a fully packed lego set, but among this cyclical tsunami of change, one thing is certain: while all of this nonsense is going on, take your time to go outside, get into physical contact with grass (a kind of plant that grows where the floor should be), realize the futility of sitting in a basement talking to internet trolls and people you'll never see again, and maybe even draw a depiction of the land that you came from and that you are going to become. Maybe even make that land sina and meli, to honor your ancestors and to make them spin in their graves slightly slower. Don't make it too mama, though: that's monkey propaganda to make you think that it's okay to cover yourself in dirt. And definitely don't make it ante: how the hell are you supposed to depict that on a painting, this ain't a flipbook animation, you can only depict a single moment. And speaking of a single moment, maybe you can actually choose one meaningful to you even if it happens to be less than realistic? That's what art if for, after all. Thank you. Goodbye.

[summer narwhal]

// what the fuck

// ↑ reference to the fast inverse square root implementation in quake III arena

[fading briar]

// meta reference huh

[tender folio]

// o h

[summer narwhal]

// sighs. okay

[glacial flicker]

//oh wait someone is already doing the translation, oops

//oh oops i didnt mean to reply still aaaaa

[summer narwhal]

te
a! aaaaa!! aaaaaaa!!!! ma Sanwapukunkekokelekuntopusantesilijokokoko a!!!!! ale o, sewi o!!!
to

mi toki e ni lon tenpo ni: mi kama sona e ni: ona li pana e ijo len tawa insa pi tomo tenpo. a, 什么? mi pilin e ni: ilo tenpo li ken taso jo e sitelen tenpo pi ma jan anu ma ale ni: jan li lukin e ilo tenpo lon ona; ilo tenpo li ken ala jo e ijo ni: jan li pali e ona lon tomo len utala lon ma pi toki ala a! ni li ike a; suli la, tomo tenpo li ijo kulupu mute, suli pi ijo kulupu pi tomo tenpo li kama suli la (ken la jan li pana e ijo tawa insa ona), tomo li kama pakala. ni li ken ala a. mi wile ala e ni: lawa pi ma mi li ni.

jan li toki e ni: kule li nasin pona nanpa wan. taso ni li powe a... kule li nasin ala a. ni li lon tawa lukin sina, li lon tawa jan ale kin. mi wile taso e ni: sina pilin e ni: ni li lon tawa sina taso. kin la, pini li pana e pini. ni la, kule pi lukin sina li kama usawi la sina kama usawi. tan ni li seme? mi wile e ni: sina pilin e ike sina.

n, lukin la jan li pini pana e ijo tawa insa pi tomo tenpo... mi jan pi tomo tenpo la, mi awen lon poka pi tomo tenpo, mi lukin e ni a: ona li ijo e mi. lukin la, ona li pana e ijo lete tawa insa mi. ni li pini la, ijo ale pi poka ona li kama lete kiwen... mi pilin monsuta a. taso, tan ni la moku mi li awen lete lon weka pi poki lete kin...

tenpo wan la ma li lon anpa sewi. tenpo wan ni li tenpo lon. mi lon tenpo ni: wawa anpa li lon. ona li ma taso. taso, ona li kama jo e ijo, e ka, e kasi, e soweli. ona li nimi mama e ona ma. taso, tan soweli la jan li kama. jan li aween lanpan. soweli li pona tawa ma la, jan li ike tawa ma. ni la, jan li jo e ma. ni la, jan li kama nimi sin e ma. nimi ni: sina. jan sin li awen kin ni: ona li meli e ijo li mije e ijo. ni li wile ala. ijo li ken ala jo e len, li ken ala toki e nimi ona. kon ale la, jan ale li pilin sama ni: ma li meli.

jan li ken jo e kiwen, ma li ken toki e tonsi ona. ni li suli ala. lon la, awen wan taso li lon tenpo ma: ante. ni la, jan pi sona mute li sona lon tenpo ale e ni: tawa ma la nimi wan taso li ken: ante

nnnn... ala ni li sama tomo tenpo a!! sina lili e ijo ni: tomo tenpo (ijo awen mi) li kama telo tan lawa lon alasa nasa ike a! nasin seme la toki ni li lon tomo tenpo a? awen ante li ante e seli pi tomo tawa mi nanpa wan tawa pona? toki lon la, mi ken ala lukin e ni: ante seli li lon poka tomo anu lon insa tomo a.. ona li ante ala kin tawa wawa mute...

pini la, ma li ante, sike ma li tawa sike mute, suno li walo mute, mun li pimeja mite, telo suli li jo e kiwen, taso ni li suli: o tawa ma, o luka e kasi, o sona e ni: sina wile ala toki tawa jan pipi, tawa jan pi lukin sina ala; o sitelen e ma mama sina, o sitelen e ma pi kama sina. ken la o sina e ona o meli e ona, o pona e mama sina. taso, o mama mute ala e pna. ni li ike tan soweli. kin la, o ante ala e ona. nasin seme la sina sitelen e ante a!? ni li sitelen ala pi lipu mute; sina ken taso sitelen e tenpo wan. toki ni la, o sitelen e tenpo ni: ona li suli tawa sina. ona li lon lukin ala la, ni li suli ala. musi li tawa ni a. pona tawa sina. mi pini toki.

// o moli e mi

// if there are grammatical mistakes in this, i DON'T want to hear about it

[thick tundra]

//

[tall fjord]

// WHAT HAPPENED LMAO

[fading briar]

// LOL

[blissful swallow]

// whar ????

[summer narwhal]

// i did this so none of you had to.

[uneven flower]

thank you 🙏

[finite jasper]

pona tawa sina 🙏

// I was working on an entire translation for the previous one but whatever

[summer narwhal]

// COME ON

[finite jasper]

// react with a ✅ if you think this should be branched

[thick tundra]

// well-

Thou shalt receive kindness. 🙏

[finite jasper]

jan o pana e pona tawa si[1]
-# [1] - nimi "si" li "sina wan" li majuna a

[finite jasper]

// ok screw this im branching it idc

[dusk summit]

yo1 will be given goodness

[finite jasper]

kama la jan li pana e pona tawa jan Jowan

// https://discord.com/channels/301377942062366741/1400920579116109914

[dusk summit]

joan is to be given something of subjective quality that is generally considered to be good

[tall fjord]

kon pi nimi Jon li ni: jan li pana e ijo tawa sina. ijo ni li pona tawa jan mute.

[tall fjord]

// I finished translating the one in here (by @summer narwhal) finally. Feel free to subject yourself to the same torture

[timber rapids]

John's spirit delivers things to you. this thing is complicated to many people (but simple to you)

[glacial flicker]

sina la kon pi kala San li pana e ijo. lawa pi jan mute li ken ala sona e ni. taso, lawa sina li sona mute e ona.

[hollow shuttle]

because of you, the air that the Three™ fish breathed is publishing lots of things. the leaders of many people cannot be knowledgeable in it. your controller knows a lot about them

[jolly oxide]

sina tan e pana ijo pi kon kala San. lawa suli a li ken ala lawa sona e ni. taso, lawa pi sina a li sona mute

[timber rapids]

you caused San the ghostfish's presents. the fat king can't knowledgably rule this but your king knows a lot

[thorn forge]

sina tan pi kala moli Three. lawa suli li ken ala lawa sona e ni, taso lawa sina li sona e ijo mute.

[timber rapids]

you're because of Three dead fish. Important rules can't skillfully rule over this. But, your rules skillfully rule over many things

[thorn forge]

mama sina li KALA MOLI PI TU WAN NANPA. nimi lawa suli li ken ala lawa e ni. taso, lawa sina li ken.

[tall fjord]

Your parent is A DEAD TERNARY FISH. The words "big" and "head" can't control this, but your own head can.

[thick tundra]

mama sina li KALA MOLI PI NASIN sAN. nimi Suli en nimi Lawa li ken ala ante e ni, taso lawa sina li ken.

[pure salmon]

// pie gods mention

your ancestors are now fish fossils of the Three Ways, saying regality and legalism wouldn't change that. but use your imagination

[hollow patrol]

mama ale pi mama pi mama pi mama pi mama pi mama sina li kiwen kala pi nasin tu wan. ona li toki e ni: lawa en lawa li ken ala ante e ni. taso, o pilin e ijo nasa lon lawa.

[uneven flower]

Your creators of everything, along with other creators, other creators, other creators, other creators and other creators freeze things fishily in 3 different ways. Then they talk about this: Moderators and other moderators can't change this: the lonely, please feel the weird things on this head.

[worn saffron]

mama pi ale sina en mama ante en mama ante en mama ante en mama ante en mama ante li kiwen lete kala pi nasin tu wan e ijo. pini la ona li toki e ni: jan pi lawa toki en jan ante pi lawa toki li ken ala ante e ijo taso e pilin pi ijo nasa lon lawa sijelo ni.

[sour carbon]

Six mothers, including yours, shaped something or other into a thrice-damned statue of a fish! The statue went back in time and told me that two groups that censor other groups cannot simply change things or change the feelings of the brain in this head.

[glacial flicker]

mama luka en mama sina li kiwen kala pi anpa ike mute. kiwen li tawa tenpo pini li toki e ni: kulupu tu owe li ken ala ante e ijo e pilin lawa mi.

[plain verge]

FIVE-AND-ONE-MOTHERS-REMOVED:

Coming to theaters near you¹ in 2023²!³

-# ¹only theaters that are underwater

-# ²we had to prepone the release date so that the totalitarian two-party state can't monitor it, cause we don't care about the government

-# ³the movie is expected to receive a record-breaking number of extremely negative reviews

[summer narwhal]

mama pi luka wan pi wan li weka a!
ona li kama tawa tomo sitelen pi poka sina lon tenpo sike tu pini!
※tomo sitelen li wile lon anpa telo. mi wile awen e tenpo pi kama open tawa ni: ma owe pi jan tu li ken ala lawa e ona. lawa li ala tawa mi. toki mute pi ike mute o tawa sitelen ni

[pine socket]

the creator of five singles is missing! oh my god!
they are going to the museum of your art within two months!
on the sea floor, the museum wants. i want to extend the starting time until the Party’s two-person headquarters cannot control it. their laws are nothing to me. many awful things should be said toward this picture.

[thorn forge]

jan pali pi kalama luka li weka a! a! ona li tawa tomo pi sitelen sina lon tenpo poka a! . ma lon anpa telo la tomo sitelen ni li wile. mi wile suli e tenpo open, tan ni, tomo lawa o lawa ala e ona. lawa li ala tawa mi. o toki e ike mute tawa sitelen ni.

[pure salmon]

clap workers are gone! gone! they've went to your drawing room just now! despair! by the wet and humble land which is that drawing room is wanted. i want to postpone the deadline, because of that, the court shall behead them. heads are nothing to me. talk about a lot of evil to this writ.

[sour carbon]

jan li weka a! sina tawa tomo pona sina. ike. ma lili telo pi tomo pona ni li ike. lawa li kama jo e lawa sijelo sina, tan ni: mi wile weka. lawa sijelo li ala tawa mi. o toki pi ijo ike.

[thorn forge]

migration! youre home! your home's lakes are bad. your head now owns you. i wanna leave. im headless. swear.

[thick tundra]

jan li tawa ma ante! tomo pi sina o! telo pi tomo sina li ike la sina ijo lawa. mi wile weka. mi namako ala. mi toki lon.

[drowsy stag]

Humanity must escape to another planet. O house of thee, thy blood is poor. Thus, thou hast been dubbed a palace. Now, I must go. I have nothing to spare. My words are true.

[thorn forge]

o lon mun ante. tomo ju o, telo sina li mani ala. la, sina ma. mi tawa.

[sour carbon]

Do not go to Europa! Oh great kitchen, your lemonade is worthless. In context, you are really more of a location. I'm leaving.

[tender folio]

o tawa

ala

ma Elopa
a, tomo moku ni li pona a
mi ken ala kepeken telo kili sina pi nasa uta
la, lon la sina ma

[pine socket]

// how do big font

[tender folio]

// # mu

[pine socket]

thou must goest forth

NOT

to Europe.
ah! this Restaurant is most Goodeth!
i cannot useth your juice of the fruit most strangest to the mouth, and verily you willst become a Castleth!

[tender folio]

// 😭

[thick tundra]

o tawa

ALA

ma Elopa.
a! tomo moku ni li pona!
mi ken ala kepeken insa telo jaki. sina o tomo!!!!!!!