#musi toki pi ante toki
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evil robots should dance and oink
ilo jan ike li musi li mu. ni li tan lawa mi.
their horrible dishwasher dances while yapping. i made that the hell up.
ijo ike ona li mu. mi toki sama ilo ike e ona.
"His tax forms are crying!" I complained about him as if I were the IRS.
lipu lanpan ona li pana e telo la mi toki owe e ona
i talked over them because their fishing licenses are dripping wet
lipu ona pi alasa kala li telo la mi toki anpa e ona
i'm scolding her for dropping her fishing guidebook in the water
meli ni li weka e lipu ona pi nasin alasa kala. lipu li anpa tawa telo. ni li ike mute tawa mi. mi toki ike tawa meli ni.
that woman threw away their chances at searching for the whale. the map fell into the waters. this is evil abounding for me. i will badmouth that woman.
// i was trying to translate "something wicked this way comes" because i thought it would be funny
jan li pana e ken pi alasa kala tawa ala. alasa kala la lipu pi ma ale li weka tan jan. ikea! jan ni li ike wawa.
a person gave their chance of being a successful fisherman to nothing. when someone is fishing, a book of all the lands gets thrown away to people. badp! these people are extremely bad
// i would swap the e for tawa. kama e is to bring
jan li ken kama wawa pi alasa kala la ona li wile e ken ni ala. jan li alasa la ijo li pana e lipu ma. ike! jan ni li ike wawa
if one can be empowered by seeking the shark, the shark can desire the ability to be disempowered. to one who seeks, all things are a map. for shame! these people are intensely selfish.
wan li ken wawa tan lukin e kala la, kala li ken wile e ken pi wawa ala. ni li tawa jan lukin: ijo ale li lipu. apeja! jan ni li ona mute
isolation and reading: these are fish’s fuel and hate. see this fishy person!
wan. kala
unity. humuhumunukunukuapuaa.
ilo Junisi
this is the hammer! i call it Juniper
ni li ilo wan! nimi ona (tawa mi taso) li ilo Sunipa
this is the tool! their name (only to me) is sunipa
ilo li lon a! ilo Sonepa ni!
machines exist! this is sonepa.
lon la ilo taso. ante li lon ala. ilo Sonepa o kama!
it’s really only machines without anything else. let there be sonepa the machine
ilo taso li jo ala e ante. ilo Sonepa o lon (kama 1:1)
Lonely robots don't have anyone, not even Zanneba (Genesis 1:1).
ilo wan li jo e ijo ala. jan Sanipa, kin. sike kipisi pali wan sike sike wan sike kipisi
one tool has no thing. zanzibar (the person) as well. shikanokonokonokokoshitantan
ilo wan li jo e ala. jan Sansipa kin. soweli li tawa la noka ona li kalama
the hive mind is containing decay. Sharsipat, along with remarkably remarkable horses, spins, which is why there are no microphones on the moon.
lawa pi tomo pipi li jo e juna. monsuta Sasipa en soweli suli li tawa sike la mun ken ala kute a
||seriously how did you get the last part||
||there is sound under = there is no sound above||
The hivemind has fermentation. The stars can't hear because mister Sassypants and the elephant ride on bikes.
kulupu pipi li sona e nasin soko. mun li kute ala tan ni: mije Sesipen en soweli pi suli wawa li tawa kepeken ilo tawa pi sike tu.
the bee hive knows the way of the mushrooms. the moons ears are gone because mr stipend and the humongous animal moved to the tool usage of two spheres
tomo suwi li sona lon sama soko. sike mun li weka tan ni: jan Sipen en soweli wawa li weka e nasin ilo pi sike tu
The Gingerbread House’s foraging knowledge. The moon isn’t from here: since Mr. Sieven and the Gorilla aren’t by the computer circles.
sona alasa pi tomo pan
mije Siwin en soweli li lon ala sike nanpa la mun suli li tan ma ni ala
the sought-after knowledge of the pizzeria: Sylveon (girl) and Sylveon (creature) aren't at the math circle so the moon couldn't have been created here
pan sike li soma li kama tawa ijo! meli Silejon en soweli Silejon li lon ala nanpa la ken suli la ma li mama ala!
Cookies Know—Are similar to while sauntering about! Because Lady Sillion and her dog, Sillion are in Negative Here, they definitely can exist while orphaned!
pan suwi sike li sona sama li tawa! meli Silijan en soweli ona Silijan-Li-Nanpa-Anpa-Lon-Ni la, ona li taso li ken lon a!
the overwhelmingly positive donut’s knowledge and speed are proportional. Chiliyan and her bear, Chiliyan Lee Numpar Amber Long Nee, ensure they are separated and are truly able to scream!
moku lupa li pona wawa li sona sama tawa wawa. ijo Silan en monsuta suli Solan Le Nunpa o tu o MU WAWAAAA
the cheese door is extremely good and has the same knowledge to strength. silane and their giant monster solane lep noomber MEOWWWWWWWWW
sinpin moku li pona a li sona wawa. jan Selen en monsuta suli Salen ona le nunpa muuuuuuuuuuu
the eating face is NEAT! and knows how electrify. Zegleng and his huge ghost Sarrem iz nombah GRRRRRRRRR
lawa moku li pona li ken wawa e ijo. jan Seken en kon jan suli Sawen li nanpa nasa. mu
The FDA helps and has the ability to strengthen regulations. Second and Shawn the Giant Ghost calculate in hexadecimal. Miao
ken la lawa pi moku pona li wawa e lawa lon ma Mewika. ijo nanpa tu en kon suli San li pali e nanpa kepeken nanpa luka wan (nanpa ni li suli). mu a
maybe a government based on drinking water promotes itself to the government of the United States, idk. two calculators, with the help of the omnipresent spirit of Sam from Half As Interesting, write code using six numbers (that's important for later). did somebody just bark?
ken la, lawa pi moku telo li ken pona e ona tawa lawa pi ma Junate Se, msa. ||mi sona ala||. ilo nanpa en ilo nanpa, kepeken pona pi kon wawa pi jan San tan kulupu Sona Pona Meso pi sitelen tawa, li sitelen e toki ilo kepeken nanpa luka wan (tenpo kama la ni li suli.) jan seme li mu?
NEW RUMOR: prez thinks dasani might get an upgrade; Sam’s benevolent spirit enlists two phones to write (an omen)
who meowed?
seme li lon?
jan lawa la telo Tasani li ken kama pona
kon pana San li kama e ilo luka tu la ona li sitelen (e kama)
seme li mu?
what is life?
- my father gave the ability of landing to the Pacific ocean
- the Third hot steam gave gloves (this was written)
- who the hell groaned at my funny joke?
tan seme la mi ale li lon?
- mama mi li pana e ken pi tawa telo Pasipi.
- kon seli nanpa tu wan li pana e ken
- jan seme li mu tawa toki musi mi????
from what origins is my everything living?
• my mom give the ability of the moving pasipi water
• the hot air #3 gives abilities
• what kind of people meow to my artlang????
mama seme la soweli ali li lon?
• mama mi la telo pa si pi li ken tawa
• ken la o kepeken kon wawa 3
• seme jan li nja tawa toki pali mi???
At the breasts of which mother were all living was held?
- My dad works for Paul C. Pea's water company and can remove your water privileges
- Under some circumstances, you should use The Goddess of Three
- What people meow and purr towards my excellent conlang?
seme la nena mama li kama e moli ala?
- mama mi li pali lon tomo telo Pa Si Pa. ona li weka e telo lawa
- tenpo lili la o sewi tu wan
- ijo seme li ma tawa toki mi? ona li ike.
How do parent buttons bring life?
- My mom works at the Pass Sea Pass bathroom. They remove head sweat.
- Quick, three skies!
- What is the basis of my argument? They are bad.
nasin seme la nena mama li lon?
• mama mi li pali lon "tawa telo tawa" tomo pi ko jaki. ona li weka e lawa telo
• TENPO LILI LA, SEWI TU WAN A!!!
• toki pi pana ike mi li seme? ona li ike
on what road are there the original hills?
• my parents create reality like they're swimming towards a dirt car.
• they ignore Big Water
• IN JUST A MOMENT, THE SKY WILL PART IN THREE!!!!!!!!!!
• what's my propaganda? it's too complicated
NENA PI TENPO NANPA WAN LI LON NASIN SEME?
- mama tu mi li lon e lon, sama ni: ona li kala tawa ilo tawa pi ko ma
- ona li kute ala e kulupu pi esun telo
- TENPO POKA LA SEWI LASO LI KAMA TU WAN!
- mi wile toki e seme tawa ale kepeken wawa toki mi? ni li sona mute tawa mi li ike
THE BUTTONS OF UNIX TIME: HOW ARE THEY LEGALLY A ROAD?
• My two grandparents make reality true again. They do it by making dynamic computers think they're fish (they're made out of planetary dust).
• They are muted on the oil trading conference
• TOMORROW, THE GOD OF AQUAMARINE WILL BECOME THE TRINITY
• What the hell am I trying to tell everyone using my talking electric signals? This is too understandable for me, it's unfair.
nena pi nasin tenpo Juni: nasin seme la ona li nasin tawa lawa?
- mama tu mi li lon sin e ma. ona li pana e pilin ni tawa ilo sona: ilo sona li kala (ona li tan ko mun)
- tenpo pi esun telo la ona li ken ala toki
- KAMA LA, SEWI TELO LI KAMA SAN
- ijo seme li wile yoki mi tan ilo pika? mi ken sona e ni, ni li ike.
how does Yuni's clock tower work?
- both my parents alter reality (e.g. they make computers think they're lunar fish)
- they're mute when they use the bathroom
- the sky will become three
- who wants to tok to me online? it's too obvious
seme li ilo e tenpo tomo Juni
□ mama lawa mi li ante e lon. ante li ken ni: ilo li kama kala mun lon insa ilo.
□ kin la ona li mu ala lon tomo.
□ sewi nanpa
□ seme li tak tawa mi lon sijelo ala. ni la lukin la ona li wile tak.
who decided to make paperclips on Yurniy's car party?
my imaginary ancestors swap truths. the swap may occur by means of computers becoming astrologically aligned whales in a whale factory.
oh and the city is free of beeping
digital gods
who the hell called me Tag while I was in my void body? it makes it seem like they really like Tagging people.
jan seme li pali e ilo pi wan lipu lon musi pi jan Juni pi tomo tawa?
○ mama mi pi lon ala li esun e lon ona. esun ni li ken kama tan ni: ilo nanpa li kama soweli kala pi nasin mun lon tomo pi pali kala.
○ kin la ma ni li kama weka pona tan kalama ike.
○ jan sewi nanpa mute
○ mi lon sijelo mi pi ala ale la jan seme a li wan e mi e nimi "Ta"? ni li pana e pilin ni: pana pi musi "Takin" li pona mute tawa ona.
Who made book binders while playing "Uni the car person?"
please, my dead parents, buy your life. This purchase is possible because computers become platypuses in the swimming pool.
If you're additional, the server will simply leave from bad songs.
Be the twentieth god.
If you're me in my infinitely void body WHO unites me with ta? It'd be as if they really liked giving to the Taking game.
ka seme li lon e poki pi taki len li musi e "ka pingo Juni"
ka pi lon mi o lanpan e ka sina. ona li ken tan ni: pika li kama sutopatikuna lon poki telo.
sina namako la, kulupu li wekama tan kalama ike
o sewi nanpa mute
sina sama mi lon ale pimeja la, kulupu World Health Organisation li taki e mi tawa Ta? ona li sama ni: ona li pana e musi taki.
||this translation is intentionally weird||
||it is quite weird||
which Yuni player makes glue sticks?
compatriots, own your life, as this glass has platypus energy
are you extra? your noise sets groups aflight, achieve transcendental numbers!
every night you copy me, Dar thinks the WHO makes me stickier, like they make it fun
jan musi Juni seme li pali e palisa ko?
kiwen lukin li wawa sama soweli kala la jan sama o jo e lon sina
sina namako ala namako? kalama sina li waso e kulupu la o kama nanpa nasa a!
tenpo pimeja la sina sama mi, ilo Ta kulupu pi pona ma li ko e mi, li kama e musi a
which Yoonee comedian makes a clay stick?
if the observing rock is as strong as whales, then the twins must have their own life.
are you spicy? your sound makes the group fly so you should become a very crazy number!
in the night you're like me, the group software 'Ta' which enhances the land is de-solidifying me, and is becoming really fun
||Which entertaining Juni makes glue sticks?
The rocks with googly eyes are as powerful as fish, so similar people should have their innards.
Are you new? Your voice moved the||
||fuck I didn't finish in time||
seme musi pi kulupu Jone li palisa e ma?
kiwen poka li wawa kala la jan tu o lon taso.
sina tu anu seme? kalama sina li sewi e ali la o nanpa nasa!
pimeja la sina mi, nasin ilo Sije ||T. A.|| li kulupu li nasa pona e ma li kiwen ala e mi li kama musi.
Jones put the flagpole on the moon in what game?
your meral joint has the power of dolphin! and now only two remain. the two? your soft hums makes life better. advanced mathematics! when night comes, you possess me. now for $0.00, you too can be in a queer family on Earth using the "See Ya!". it also softens me. and it gets funner the more you play.
jan Son li pini pana e palisa len lon supa mun lon musi seme?
kiwen poka sina li jo e wawa pi kala monsuta a! kin tenpo lon la tu taso li awen lon. tu taso anu seme? kalama lape suwi sina li pona e lon. a sona nanpa nasa! tenpo pimeja li kama la sina lawa e kon mi. tenpo lon la, kepeken mani ala la, sina ken lon kulupu tonsi lon ma sike suli kepeken poki „a o moku e kala pona!“. ni li suwi kin e mi, li kama musi suli lon tenpo ni: tenpo la sina musi.
At which party does Sawn destroy the secret space spoon charity?
The stones around you contain as much electricity as a zombie fish! Yes, now, only division actually stands a chance. What? Only division? Your bedtime stories have improved this universe (they're cute).
Oh, and fun fact No. π: You can only have legal control over my gender identity after the heat death.
While the universe still exists, though, for just three void coins, you can live as a group of non-binary clones in a circular metropolis using a cloning machine that has a sign saying "don't forget to eat the tasty fish!" (it clones you and makes you and the clones non-binary). Seems cute to me, like a huge party where you go too.
||kijetesantakalu li lanpan ala lanpan e kala tonsi||
jan San li pakala e pana ilo sewi len lon kulupu seme?
kiwen sina li jo e wawa sewi sama a! ni la pakala taso li ken. seme a? pakala taso a? toki lape sina li pona e ale li suwi.
musi la nanpa sike o lawa e kon mi lon moli seli taso.
ale li lon la sina ken jan sama tonsi mute kepeken ilo mute lon ma tomo sike. ilo ni li mute e sina li tonsi e sina li jo e sitelen ni: o moku e kala suwi. mi la ni li suwi sama kulupu musi suli. o pana e mani lili taso.
Who was Psalm with when he destroyed the gift box with divine tools inside?
Your opal has the supernatural power to level the playing field! That can only bring destruction. What? Only destruction? Your silly-billy mumbling makes everything feel alright. Just for fun, the number zero can inherit my farts if I have a firey death.
If it's all true, you can become human on the island by using a variety of tools, just like many trans people do. These tools clone you and trans you and have a note written on them - "Eat Swedish Fish." I think that's so cute, just like a big birthday bash. Give 'em just a bit of money.
jan San li pakala e poki pana la ona li seme? poki ni li poki e ilo sewi.
kiwen kule sina li ken supa e ma musi! ni li ken e pakala a. pakala taso anu seme? toki nasa sina li pona e ale. musi la ala li kama jo e kon jaki. mi moli tan seli la ni li lon.
ni li lon la sina kama jan lon ma lili kepeken ilo mute, sama jan tonsi. ilo ni li sama e sina li tonsi e sina li jo e sitelen. sitelen ni li toki ni: o moku e kala suwi loje tan ma Seje. mi la ni li suwi mute a sama musi kulupu. o pana e mani lili tawa ona.
What did Xarnius do when he flooded the radioactive dungeon? It contains altimeters.
Your parrot statues can flatten the cinema! That can be, like, dangerous. But only danger?
Your gibberish fixed my life. At the party, nobody can be given any mercury vapors. Ever since I accidentally cooked myself.
If that's true, you can get an actual personality based on digging and being small. You can do this in many ways, and many queer people already do that.
Digging and being small makes you have a balanced personality, makes you forget your gender, and makes you see visions. The visions explain that you should drink some sugary salt water filled with orange dye because Sealand exists.
This is amazing, like a group competition. Because of me, obviously. Launch microscopic cows into their face.
ijo Soni li seme lon telo suli Soni? nanpa
waso li linja e tomo pi sitelen suli! ni li jaki! jaki taso anu seme. mu sina li awen e mi. musi la ala li pana e lon. mi seli e mi la ni.
lon a la o lipu e kon sina kepeken lupa kepeken lili. anu kepeken ante. jan kule nasa li awen ni. kon sina li kama pona kepeken lupa kepeken lili. sama la sina kama tonsi ala li kama meli ala li kama mike ala. lukin la o moku e telo suwi loje. ma Silan.
pona pona pona suli! ni li sama utala!! tan mi!!!! o pana e mani lili tawa ona
What did Sony do to Sony river as an advertisement stunt? 12:5-12:24
And the LORD decreed ⁵,
"Airplanes mustn't draw on graffiti walls⁶, for the LORD detests this ⁷." And your chants maintain the order of the universe ⁸. If I were to burn myself ⁹, no other entertainment would be justified ¹⁰.
And as the prophecy is told¹¹, thou shalt codify your souls using small holes and the other stuff ¹². The colourful goblins will protect this stability ¹³. And for if you help the stability with the small holes as the goblins do ¹⁴, thou will be protected ¹⁵. And in a similar manner ¹⁶, if you become cis and do not transition to female or to mike ¹⁷, thou will be annihilation ¹⁸. Regarding the senses ¹⁹, thou shalt consume red Jell-O ²⁰. And the Shinarese said, ²¹ "Great! Amazing! This is like a punch from me! ²²" And the LORD decreed ²³, "thou must pay tithing to the temple ²⁴."
||took a lot of creative liberties with this one||
kulupu musi Soni.
sewi.
kon.
"esun."
||toki esun la kulupu Soni li seme e telo Soni? lipu nanpa luka luka tu | kipisi nanpa luka tawa kipisi nanpa mute tu tu
SEWI li toki e ni:
"[6] ilo sewi o sitelen ala lon sinpin sitelen. [7] ni li ike tawa SEWI. [8] kin la toki sina li awen e pona ali. [9] mi pakala e mi la [10] musi ante ali o weka.
[11] toki pi tenpo kama la [12] sina o nasin e kon sina kepeken||
||pakola didn't finish in time||
||sorry||
the hilarious cult of Tsrolmnüigh
degrees above horizon
tungsten hexafluoride
the so-called "mutual relationship"
kulupu sewi musi pi sewi Tosolmunuku
nanpa lon sewi pi linja ma
ijo
toki ni la "olin pi jan tu"
The Holy Temple of Our Lord and Saviour Tsölmunk
The God of Farm Land knows numbers
Shit
According to them, it was "romance"
tomo sewi pi sewi pona mi Selimunku
sewi pi ma kasi li sona e nanpa
jaki
toki ona la ni li "toki pi kulupu Lasina"
a (literal) high school of Fireplanetdictionary, my practical peak. the upstairs floor of the discord server on ecology has understood math! disease; their language was a "discussion on latino-falliscan people".
tomo sona pini (sama kon a) lon lipu nimi seli pi ma suli li sewi pali mi. tomo sewi pi ma ilo Siko pi pona ma li ken kepeken e nanpa a! ike sijelo; nasin toki ona li ni: ona li toki mute lon jan Lasina lon jan Palisa.
||2 hours 10 minutes ago this was 6 words||
the ghost of the university is in the burning regional-ethnographic dictionary and is the pinnacle of my work. The Agriculural Church of Discordland uses physics to their advantage! sore back. the way she speaks reminds me of the untold words of Mr. Lasinae, who is inside Mr. Stick.
kon pi ma sona li lon ma seli lipu nimi. tomo sewi pi pan alasa lon ma Sikolan li kepeken lon! monsi kiwen. nasin toki ona li sama e toki len pi jan Lasina tawa mi. ona li lon e jan Sika.
||shinar -> sinal -> silan actually makes sense||
the spirit of the learning grove is within the grounded, foliated heat of its words. the mana-seeking treehouse in Tsigoraln is truly useful. shielded tails. his way of speech resembles the code of the Ladina, in my eyes. he creates this man, called Sieguh.
monsuta pi kulupu kasi li kama sona li lon insa pi seli ma selo tan nimi ona. tomo kasi pi wile wawa lon ma Tekolalin li pona a. linja selo. insa pi lukin mi la nasin mu ona en nanpa Lakina li sama. ona li lon e jan ni li pana e nimi Siweku tawa ona.
the forest’s learning monsters find themselves surviving in the dirty blaze spun from their own words. the hunt for power in the treehouse of Twhego-Larrim is excellent. sinew. inside my eyes, the way of growling and the Llechgifnas numbers are one and the same. they are making this man, and giving this man a name, Hsieh Goh.
soweli ike sona lon ma kasi li kama alasa awen lon lon seli jaki (ona li sike tan nimi ona). wile tawa wawa lon tomo Tuweko Lalin pi sewi kasi li epiku. selo. insa lukin mi la nasin pi mu monsuta en nanpa pi jan Sekipina li wan li sama. ona li pali e mije ni li pana e nimi tawa ona. nimi ni li Asiwa Kojo.
bad animals have true plantland knowledge come to hunt stillness at real hot garbage (theyre circular because of their name). want strongly and truly moves to the tuweko lalin house of high plants. epic. hot. inside my gaze, the path of roars and sekipina's number are, in a calque way, one and the same. they make the man who gave them their name. that name is "[predicate marker] asiwa kojo".
soweli jaki li sona e lon pi ma kasi. o kama alasa soweli e nasin pi ante ala lon jaki seli lon. nimi ona la ona li sama sike.
o wile wawa. nasin lon li tawa tawa tomo Tuwika Lelen. ona li jo e kasi suli. toki musi majuna. seli a.
insa pi pilin lukin mi la linja pi kalama soweli en nanpa Seki Pina pi ijo Seki Pina li wan taso li jo e ijo ante ala kepeken nasin pi sama toki. ona li pali e mije pi pana nimi. nimi ni li "[nimi open pi nimi pali] Esawa Koso".
||1 day ago this was 6 words what the hell||
the stimky cat is aware of the savanna. go on a beastly hunt for the path of stagnation by following the hot stink trail. according to its name, its sorta roundish.
crave power. the road here leads to the Twicca-Lillin force. there's tall grass on its side. classical fable. burning.
while i was sensing with my eyes, a neighing bow and Checky-Pinnah's Checky-Pinnah number were but fused and didn't own anything else by way of two languages becoming more alike. they made a word dispenser man. that word is "[first word of the words it created] Etchiver Kosso".
soweli jaki li sona e ma. o alasa e nasin awen kepeken nasin jaki. nimi la ona li sike.
o wile wawa. nasin ni li tawa wawa Sikalili. kasi li lon poka. toki pi tenpo pini li seli.
lukin la ilo mu en nanpa Sekipina li wan a li jo taso tan sama toki. pali li mije nimi li pana wan e Esiwakaso.
skunks know about the land. please hunt the paused road that uses yucky alternatives. they are orbs because of their name.
you need power. this way moves the sikalili strength. plants are near. the old language has been set on fire.
the following statement is associated with staring. the noise aker and sekipina's number are one ! and have only origins of the same language. creations are male names and give one named "[direct object marker] esiwakaso".
soweli pimeja walo li sona e lon ma. o alasa e nasin pi tawa ala. ona li kepeken nasin nasa jaki. ona li sike lili tan nimi ona.
wawa o lon sina. ilo ni li ante e wawa Sikelili. kasi li kama. toki majuna li pakala. toki sin li kama. owe.
toki kama li sama lukin wawa. kalama Ake en nanpa pi wasa Sikepana li palisa wan pi sike anpa. ona la mama taso li tan toki wan. pali li nimi mije li pana e ijo pi nimi Nimi Lili Pi Ijo Nanpa Tu Wan Asewekaso.
a european badger understands earthly reality. search for a way to stop moving, and this will use a method that is odd and off-putting. its a marble because of its name!
by rights, you should be strong. these tools make the force of Ziggyleelee conform to their standards. sunflowers are approaching. the old speech is corrupt. a new speech replaces it. this is repression.
next, i'll say something just like the Great Eye. Ache Music and Sickepaner the dezarre's number are the fallen sceptre's baton of unity. to them, the only mother arises from the one language. working is masculinely naming and giving things associated with the small words of the third digital being, Ozzy Westcastle.
soweli li sona e lon. o alasa tawa ala kepeken ike kepeken jaki. nimi ona li kiwen e ona. lawa la sina o wawa. ilo li nasin e wawa Sikilili. kasi li kama. toki ona pini li pakala. toki sin pona li kama. ni li ike. mi toki sama lukin suli. kalama E en nasa Sikipeni li lipu wan e palisa anpa. sona ona la mama taso li tan toki taso. mi pali la mi pana e nimi mije e ijo pi ma lili pi jan nanpa Osiwekasa nanpa tu wan
"The beast knows the truth. Stop, using any means possible. Its name petrefies it. The authorities want you to have power. The machine channels skibidi energy. Plants arrive. They used to mock, but now they flatter, which is bad. As the great seer once said, 'When Rush E and skibidi chaos unite, the banner of infernal wands shall be formed. Only the ancestors were created from pure spells.' I work in doxxing men and selling souvenirs of mathematician land." - Quote from The Legend of Osiwekasa, Part 3
monsuta li sona e lon. o pini kepeken ale. nimi ona li kewen e ona. ilo li tawa e wawa Sipisi. kasi li kama. tenpo pini la ona li toki ike, taso tenpo ni la ona li toki suwi. ni li ike. toki pi jan lukin wawa la "kalama musi Lasa E en pakala Sipisi li wan la, selo pi palisa seli li kama. jan pi tenpo majuna taso li kama tan usawi taso."
pali mi la mi kama sona e ale pi jan wan kepeken nasin ike, li pana esun e ijo tan ma nanpa."
toki tan musi Sona Pi Jan Osiwekasa, kipisi nanpa san.
The monster knew our existence! Stop it with every you can do! Its name Kewenized it. The Machine will push the Cripzye, and we will be back to the wilds. It insulted us, but now it spoke adorably. ****. The powerful overseer once said that when the music of Lazar'e and the destruction of Cripzye meets, burnt snakes shed their skin. Only the people of ye olde times comes from only magic.
With my creation, I understood everything about the one man using a terrible course, and sold stuff from the underworld.
A monologue from the three games Chonaa'prie Yen'o-Svekraasau, with numerical fragments.
kon monsuta li sona e ni: mi lon poka a! o alasa pakala e wile ona. kepeken ali ken a! nimi ona la ona li kama ijo Kewen. ilo pali suli li luka e soweli Kulipise la mi kama sin tawa ma nena pi soweli mute. ona li toki e ike tawa mi. taso tenpo kama la ona li toki suwi. [mi ken ala lukin e toki ni]. jan lawa awen wawa li toki e ni lon tenpo: kalama musi nasa pi jan Lasale en pakala wawa seli pi soweli Kulipisi li poka la akesi linja li weka e selo laso ona. jan pi tenpo majuna li tan nasa wawa taso. ante li ni ala.
kepeken pali sin mi la mi kama sona e ali ni: mije wan li kepeken nasin ike pi kama sona li esun nasa e ijo nasa tan ma anpa seli nasa.
— toki pi jan wan tan musi ilo tu wan pi nimi Tonapilije Jenosuwekelaso (sitelen nanpa li lon kipisi ali tawa sona pona)
near ghosts hunt usage. name-tool. they talk (cant). the person sung. old people dont change.
the usage has weird burns.
Signed, the language of a person from the three funny tools whose name is Tonalofpredicatemarkyee Parsonpleasesuseaofficialtokiponaadaptationkehgreen/blue.
||tried to summarise the first part in an intentionally weird way||
kon lon poka mi li alasa e kepeken. ilo sitelen. ona li (ala) toki. jan li kalama musi. jan majuna li ken ala ante.
kepeken li pakala seli nasa.
omekapo,
toki jan pi ilo san Tonopetekemaki Pasonpijuwanopesatokiponatatatonkekipu.
Air next to me doesn't have a use. Penmanship. They nullify communication. An old man can't change his habits, but a tool can break fire.
Best of regards,
The Third Robot of Tonpetkømëki and Pasnbyünpesatopnatatënkip
kon lon poka mi li kepeken ala. ken sitelen. ona li ala e toki. jan majuna li ken ala ante e pali ona, taso ilo li ken pakala e kon seli.
pona tawa sina,
jan ilo nanpa tu wan tan ma Topetomeki An Pasunpesatopatatenki
the ghost of my hip doesn't. it voids the story. the elder ones cannot change their work. the tools' exception breaks the gas.
your jiggly goodness,
the third android from TO-OL-PE-DO-OM-ME-GI AN PA-ZU-UM-PE-EZ-ZA-DO-PA-DA-TE-EG̃-GI
kon monsuta pi noka mi li ala. ona li ni e toki. mama li ken ala ante e ni. pakala ilo la kon li pakala.
pona sina pi tawa nasa
jan kiwen nanpa tu wan tan ma Toki Olin Pana En Tomo Open Ma Meli Kiwen Kipisi Anpa Pakala Suli Uta Mi Pilin E Esun Sama Tonsi Pali Tawa Telo Eliki Namako Ko Kili
the bloody mist beneath my feet is no longer. it did THIS to the languaguage, and your parents cannot reverse this process. physical damage leads to mental damage.
your righteousness of the enigmatic change of position in space.
the third golem from the land of given love speech and open agronomical academy for ladies, featuring a fractured defeated rock. my mouth feel the economy resembling the non-binary working class towards the branded hot sauce on trial
kon jaki li lon ala anpa pi noka mi. ona li ni a tawa tokiki ni. mama sina li ken ala ni ala e ni. pakala sijelo li tan e pakala kon.
pona sina li lon ante nasa pi lon ma.
ijo jan nanpa tu wan li tawa ma pi toki olin li tawa tomo meli pi sona ma. kiwen anpa pakala li lon. uta mi li pilin e ni: esun li sama jan pali tonsi li tawa telo pakala esun alasa
there is no stench under my feet. it's that way to those rumormors. your babysitter cannot not do this to that. torso trauma makes the break of air the origin. your worth is in strange underground differences.
the third thing of man went to the land of flirting and went to the women's house of cartography. broken fossils can be found. my tongue tastes that store like a transgender worker which flows to the searching economy break
luka noka mi li jaki ala. ni li nasin tawa jan ni. jan pi lukin jan lili li ken ala. pakala sijelo li pakala kon open. pona sina li ante anpa ma nasa.
ijo san jan li tawa e ma Olin e tomo sitelen ma meli. sina ken alasa palisa walo pakala. mi pilin tomo esun. ni li sama e ni: jan tonsi li tawa alasa pakala esun
my toes are clean, which is organised. a child eye doctor can disappear without a trace. injuries are the beginning of the damnation of your soul. your help changes according to the asthenosphere, latitude and longitude, and silliness.
the trinity of man shifts Olympus and the underground female library. you can try being an iron sword, but I feel like becoming a changing room. but one thing remains the same: non-binary people go out to try to stop the reversing.
noka lili mi li ike ala li pona suli. jan pi oko jan li weka. pakala li kama e pakala lon kon sina. kon en ma en nase la pona li ante!
kulupu meli li ante e ma Olipu e ma anpa mije. sina ken kama ilo. pilin la mi ken kama tomo. ijo ni li awen: jan tosi li tawa ante ala.
my tiny legs aren't dangerous and are good because of their size. the guy inside somebody's eye has quit. diseases spread themselves through your breath. because of water vapor, granite, and N. Asel, happiness is found in change!
the feminist community rework the land of PleaseBook and the manmade soil in the basement. you can get an oven. in my heart, i am allowed to become a city. what protects it is that german people walk like that.
noka mi li pona. jan li pali ala. pakala li kama. pona li ante. kulupu meli li ante ma. sina jo e poki seli. mi ken lon ma tomo. jan Dowisu li tawa ni. ni li awen
my leg is fine. people cant do anything about it. destruction is imminent. good things have changed. the girl group is landed-change. you have a burn. i can real-ize the lands house. dowisu has moved this. this is paused.
noka mi li pona. jan ken ala. pakala li kama. pona li ante. kulupu meli li ante. sina seli. mi ken pali tomo. jan Towisu li tawa ni. awen.
i'll need a podiatrist, my healthy foot will be bad soon. those girls are different, but you're warm. Drizzu found my next house. wait here.
noka. meli. awen.
-each of the limbs on which a person or animal walks and stands. doe. PROTECT THE PLANET AT ALL COSTS.
linja ale ni: jan anu soweli anu waso anu akesi anu pipi anu kala anu kijetesantakalu li tawa kepeken ona li sewi keoeken ona. soweli. O AWEN E MA KEPEKEN NASIN KEN. IJO ANTE ALA LI SULI TAWA NI.
||yes, fish||
// a a a
Solidus Space Solidus Space Latin Small Letter A Space Latin Small Letter A Space Latin Small Letter A
kiwen kon kiwen kon toki lili sitelen a kon toki lili sitelen a kon toki lili sitelen a
||mi o kepeken ala len “//“ anu seme||
||wrong chain||
all lines: creatures move using upwards keoeken they. animal. STAY ON LAND USING THE ROAD CAN. NOTHING ELSE IS IMPORTANT
tawa
soweli
wile suli
choo-choo. passengers are asked to keep their arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times. animals are allowed on board. if you really need it, you can purchase a ticket right now.
mu. jan li wile e ni: noka li insa Penpo. soweli li ken kama. sina ken esun lipu
||penpo?||
||joke nimisin for car||
[1] Anthropomorphic cat noises. [2] Now all of humanity wished for one thing, [3] they wished for all chair legs to be internal Only Toki Poka. [4] And the animals could walk by means of a fish. [5] And they could buy containers of knowledge.
||that's pingo||
||that's not what penpo means||
||mi pakala, Pingo||
||pakala a||
||penpo li toki pona taso
tenpo penpo li tenpo pi toki pona taso||
||still makes no sense to me but lon||
- nja
- jan li wile e ni
- noka li insa penpo
- soweli li tawa sama kala
- sina ken esun poki sona
||i meant Pingo not penpo||
||penpo = toki pona taso ("only toki pona")||
||i mean the penpo definition||
Purrrrrr
People want
Feet are like an only tp
Animals move like fish
You can buy a computer
||make the translations funny and long, if it's a proper Toki Pona translation then nothing really changes||
mu
wile
noki li sama lipu pi poki telo
soweli li tawa sama kala
sina ken esun ilo pika
||we should go back and forth with really short tp translations and really long english translations or something||
||that would be funn y i think||
Nyaaaa~
The wishes of the people
Nokia is kinda like books but with cups
Earth update: mammals swim now
You can buy the electricity grid
||that's not easy. translations grow somewhat gradually, it's not easy to make a really long English translation without a really long Toki Pona translation||
mu
wile
ilo pika li sama lipu poki
sin: soweli ken tawa sama kala
sina ken esun pika
Ding! You've got mail! Want to check it out? Introducing the Pikatool, which is basically a box manual! Weather update: sloths can travel in the good old-fisheoned way. Did you know? you can spend money while being electrocuted.
mu! lipu mije sin li tawa sina. sina wile ala wile e lukin? mi pali e ILO PIKELO, ona li sama lipu pi sona poki! kon sin: soweli telo li ken tawa kepeken nasin pali kala. Sini sona ala sona? sina ken kepeken e mani li kama jo e wawa ike.
ca caw ca caw!!! the newest edition of the wrestling magazine has arrived at your house. do you want to see? i am playing the piccolo, there's nothing different between you and this book about knowledge sorted into cubes. this soul is new... liquid animals are allowed to use new ways to work with fish. does Sini know... you can use money to buy dark magic
mu a! lipu utala sin li lon tomo sina. sina wile ala wile lukin? mi kalama musi, sina en lipu sona pakala ni li ante ala. kon ni li sin a... soweli telo li ken pali e kala kepeken nasin sin. jan Sini li sona ala sona a... sina ken esun e wawa kepeken mani
AaaAaA!!! There's a new violent book in your house!! Do you want to see?!? I was singing and thought you were that destructive textbook! This is a fresh breeze... dolphins have learned to catch fish with a new method. Does Ceni know?!?? You can buy electricity!
a! lipu sin li utala li lon tomo sina! sina wile lukin anu seme? mi mu suwi li sona e ni: sina lipu utala ni! ni li kon sin... kala sona li kama sona e nasin sin pi alasa kala. jan Seni li sona ala sona e ni? sina ken esun mani e wawa ilo!
bruh! there's the revised consitution wrestling with your car! your desires are visible, right? i hum lovingly, knowing that you are the next to fight with it
wow, this is some extra carbon dioxide... the wise crab just learned how to search for ships using it. does Shenny know that? you can alter voltage in the cable using coins.
ike a! lukin mi la lipu lawa sin li utala e tomo tawa sina! wile sina li kon ala, anu seme? mi mu olin li sona e ni: sina lon poka mi li utala e ona.
a, ni li kon namako sin lili... pipi akesi telo sona li kama sona e nasin alasa pi tomo telo kepeken ona. jan Seni li sona ala sona e ni? sina ken ante e wawa lon linja wawa kepeken mani.
alackaday! doth my eyes deceive me? a fandangled manual challenges the house to you! your will is despirited, there is no other known option. my crooning self knew that the real near you of mine fights it.
ah, that's a bit of mustard gas.. escargot learn about the ways for searching a houseboat using its own body. did Sennee know that? you could have changed the power within the leylines with some coin.
suno pi ijo lili a! lukin mi li Powe ala powe? lipu nasin Pantanke li utala e tomo tawa sina! wile sina li lon ala, sona ala ante li lon. mi Kunin li sona e ni: sina lon mi li lon poka li utala e ona
a, kon jaki... ijo o sona e nasin pi alasa tomo tawa telo kepeken sijelo ona. jan Sine li sona ala sona e ni? sina ken ante e wawa lon linja Le kepeken mani.
oh my god, that star is made of atoms! do i have false eyeballs? the Bandangle instruction sheet is wrestling with your mobile home! i don't know what you want, and forgetting is changing reality. I, Cuenian, know this: you are in my location and and could begin a fight with the aforementioned thing at any time.
oh yuck, a stench arises... things should be known about house hunting. <- this is directed towards liquids who habitually make use of their bodies. has Sheena heard about that? you can edit the strength of the Lays line, but you'll have to slot a few coins in.
sewi mi o, sina sona ala sona e ni: mun li pali sina ala. lukin mi li ken ala ken lukin? lipu pali pi musi Pantanko li utala e tomo tawa sina! mi sona ala e wile sina. taso mi weka e sona ni la mi ante e lon. mi jan pi ma Kuwen. mi sona e ni: sina lon ma mi. mi ken utala e ijo ni lon tenpo ale.
jaki a, kon li kama... jan ale o sona alasa e tomo. (ni li tawa telo ni: ona li kepeken sijelo ona lon tenpo mute.) jan Sina li sona ala sona e ni: sina ken ante e wawa pi linja Le. taso sina wile pana e mani.
oh my god, did you hear that the moon no longer works with you? can my eyes actually become eyes? The viral book "How We Created Bandango, the Game that Blew Up the Internet" fights the room in your general direction. I no longer know what you want. But while i was forgetting it, the other me appeared. I come from the land of Q'en, and i know you're here. No matter when, i will destroy it.
shoot, the air is here. everyone, find out everything you can about this house. this will most likely go in shampoo. John Cena is back, but does "He" know that you can control the power in Lee's veins? you don't seem to care, you just want to give your money away.
pakala, sina kute ala kute? mun mi li kama kepeken ala sina. lukin mi li ken ala ken kama lukin? lipu suli Awikuwijatapantankotakentapuwapintane li utala e tomo lon nasin sina. mi awen ala sona e wile sina la mi ante li kama lon. mi kama tan ma Ken, mi sona e lon sina. tenpo ale la mi pakala e ona.
kon li lon ni la o pana a. ale o kama sona e ale pi tomo ni. ni li kama lon ko linja. jan Jonsina li kama la ona a li sona ala sona e wawa sina pi insa Li? sina kute ala a, sina wile pana e mani sina taso.
"mic check, mic check, can you hear me? finally, i got through your werewolf brain! well yeah, i went blind, but it's okay! i can still read my favorite book, Awa... y'know, it's hard to pronounce all at once. right now the main character's fighting for their rights. *coughs* anyways, back to your werewolf situation. i can change your form to whatever you want, but i need you to tell me what you want."
the air is air all around. it blows. now all will research everything to do with this textbox. which is basically its cat origins. Josephina doesn't yet know of Lizzie's inner powaah. Or do they? just in case you don't obey, i'll bribe you.
kute. lukin. ante.
kon. lipu.
Hearing 2:4-16
[4] And the LORD decreed, "[5] He who can see is of immense power, [6] for he will be able to produce eyeballs on the eleventh day of Bro's second coming." [7] And upon Bro's second coming, [8] the world will change, [9] as will the climate. [10] And all the souls will say in unison, "[11] let me be the change thou wishest to see in the world." [12] And there will be false prophets, [13] and there will be false scriptures, [14] which those prophets will claim are divine. [15] And thou shalt not listen to these prophets, [16] for the LORD detests this.
kute
sewi toki: lukin wawa
ale li ante
jan li toki e lon ala li ike
ear
high speech: strong gaze
everything is different
people say that non-existance is bad
kute
toki en lukin li wawa
ale li ante
lon ala li ike
power
ken
ability
ken
possibility
nasin
highway
nasin
road
nasin pi tawa kepeken tenpo lili
Fast-trainism
tomo tawa
moving house
tomo li tawa a!
The homes are revolting!
||this reminds me of when the channel first started. really fast. really short||
The houses are the coming anarchists
poki jan li wile ala e lawa
the neighbour doesnt want the government
||Cups of personhood do not wish for big brother||
||in six hours there will be multiple paragraphs||
kulupu tomo li wile e ni: lawa li weka
||yeah lmao||
house group wants law to vanish
kulupu tomo li wile e ni: toki lawa li weka
Home owners associations want one thing and it's disgusting (it's revolution)
jan tomo wile e jaki
home people like vomit
jan tomo li olin e jaki
jan li olin pilin jaki
people have a disgusting love feeling
jan li wile jaki e pilin olin
people have a disguting want of love feel
jan wile olin jaki
And the wish of the people was frankly disgusting. And just like that-
wile jan li jaki a
||i feel called out||
jan li wile ante e musi toki pi ante toki! jaki...
||have we had a fourth wall break before?||
people like editing their changing jokes... ew
jan li olin e ni: musi ona li ante. ni li jaki tawa mi
||three sentences! woohoo!!||
ona li jaki tawa mi
ew, he
mije li jaki
men are despicable
||men suck tho. like seriously why would someone want to give up the chance to have boobs... /egg||
jan mije li pali ike mute a
the man does bad inventions
mije li pali sona jaki
||mije ni li pali la pali ona li ike||
Toxic masculinity doesn't do any good for humanity
||sniping||
jaki li ike tawa jan ale
vomit is gross for practically everyone
farts are gross to everyone my age
kon jaki li ike
the soul of death is evil.
||Carbon dioxide is bad for the neviornnet||
||oxygen propoganda||
kon moli li ike
mustard gas is cringe
kon moli li jaki
car fumes make me feel sick
||1.75||
kon ike pi ilo tawa li pana e jaki tawa mi
The soul of the dead viehcles ensickens me
||when it reaches zero the 🐴 will be real||
||peter the horse is here||
The soul of Fikya (aka Satan) is despicable
jaki
you are gross
sina jaki
you make me feel bad
sina ike e mi
imo you suck
pml sina ike a
imo youre bad
You buffon, you sucky individual. You ensicken me. You have caused irrevocable damage to my life. You ruined it. I hope you die in a fire unlike anything seen before, a fire directed at you specifically.
ike
I HATE YOU!!!!!!! YOU ARE TERRIBLE!!!!
sina li [sic] ike tawa mi
||it's just the new people here. back in my day, these were funny. kids these days just want to make things shorter, at the expense of humor||
you is sick bad movement me
sina. li. jaki. ike. tawa. mi.
||sini[sic] ike tawa mi||
||kisa Pisowe is writing an epic book rn||
||its gonna be super long again be prepared||
||stickad_ is gonna make it one word||
||i probably wont be able to thi time||
||quitter attitude||
||average routine here at musi toki pi ante toki||
||kisa Pisowe and stickad_s daily battle||
You: the essence of destruction. Capable of destroying millions of lives. You have destroyed the nature of all. Respect, I couldnt do so myself.
Being: the nature of reality itself, the form in which all else manifests into. I am. You are. We all are
Sin: The one thing which all are against, the weapon of destruction. More powerful then the sin of even Lucifer. He who challenges the gifted, is not gifted himself.
Movement: Change. We all need change. Yet some value it less then others. Conservative, liberal. Who cares? We are all fighting against enshortening.
The self: The only provable thing. Some might say it's all of being, those people are stupid. You might be only able to prove your own existence, but the existence of others may be inferred.
sina ike tawa mi
You: the essence of destruction. Capable of destroying millions of lives. You have destroyed the nature of all. Respect, I couldnt do so myself.
Being: the nature of reality itself, the form in which all else manifests into. I am. You are. We all are
Sin: The one thing which all are against, the weapon of destruction. More powerful then the sin of even Lucifer. He who challenges the gifted, is not gifted himself.
Movement: Change. We all need change. Yet some value it less then others. Conservative, liberal. Who cares? We are all fighting against enshortening.
The self: The only provable thing. Some might say it's all of being, those people are stupid. You might be only able to prove your own existence, but the existence of others may be inferred.
sina ike tawa mi
||real||
mi wile sina li weka!
I wish for your resignation
o weka
please stop harassing me
stop being bad to me!
o pini e ike tawa mi!
Kill the last remnant of opposition to me
o moli e jan pi wile ala mi
kill the guy that hates me
o moli e jan. jan ni li pilin e ni: mi ike
kill someone
moli
plague
moli
death
||shrinking it down a lot is fine every once in a while, but it's the only thing y'all have been doing||
||yeah lwk its getting old||
weka jan. weka soweli. weka ale
the disappearing people animals and everything else
jan li weka e soweli e alente
Someone is causing the animals and [everything not able to be said by Toki Pona] to vanish!
jan seme li ken weka e soweli e [ale li ken ala e toki pona]!
who got rid of all the animals (i cant say anything nice)
jan seme li moli e soweli ale? (mi ken ale toki e pona...)
which one of you killed all my livestock? (i can't say anything nice to you.)
jan seme li moli e mani ale? (mi ken ala toki pona)
an unknown person killed my money?
jan pi sona ala li moli e mani mi
this guy i dont know tanked all my memecoins
mi sona ale e jan ni, taso ona li moli e... jaki... mi!
I know everything about this person, but they murdered my precious vomit
mi sona ale pi jan ni. taso... mi olin jaki. ona li moli e jaki mi.
I am all files on that computer which regard this person (Mr. beast). Despite this evidence, I love shitting. They killed my shit!
mi lipu ale insa ilo nanpa ona. meli Pi li moli e jaki mi!
all my books are inside this calculator. Mr. Of killed all my dumb shit
||I am all books inside their calculator. Mrs. Pe killed my shit||
lipu ale mi li nanpa. jan Owa li moli e ijo ike ale
all my books are numbered. ao killed all my bad disgusting-
lipu ale mi li jo nanpa. jan Ajo li moli e jaki ike jaki mi
Everyone I know who has an autobiography became a number... Even Ms. Ew killed my pet bacteria.
jan pi sona mi li jo lipu pi sona ona. jan ni li kama nanpa.. meli Iju moli e jaki pona mi
Everyone who knows me has a website. These people became one with the computer. The zombie named Ms. Eu [GRAMMAR ERROR]
jan pi sona mi ale li jo lipu linluwi. jan ni li kama ilo pika. jan moli meli Eju [nasin sitelen li ike]
Someone who knows everything about me has a blog where they leak my personal information and my day-to-day antics and I don't know who it is. I've cut off all of my friends and they are still updating the blog. I think the person got their brain uploaded or something. The CONVICTED MURDERER named Eyus might be responsible [the writing system has given up]
jan pi sona mi li sitelen lipu. jan li toki e sona mi. mi sona ala ona. mi toki ala jan pona. ona li ken lawa ala lawa. jan pi moli jan Ejusu li ken ala ken. [sitelen li alasa ala]
||this was one word 20 minutes ago||
||thats what you wanted to happen||
||ya, it's just crazy fast||
||shortens it back to one word epicly||
Someone who knows me is writing a blog. They are talking about my private files. I don't know about them. I don't speak about the goodness of people. I'm not sure if they are the government. Someone who murdered Ejus couldn't take it anymore. [writing has been discontinued. thanks for being with us since 4000 BCE!]
||what's the ni react?||
||i want to translate||
||calling dibs on the next one||
||so that two people aren’t translating the same one and it’s a race for who can finish first||
||a, some etiquette formed while I had been inactive||
sona jan li len. jan ni li sitelen pi lipu len. toki jan mi li len. lawa ona li len. ona pi moli Esu li pakala pilin li len. [sitelen ni li len. o pona pi tenpo len :)]
||oops, all len||
||nasin ni li open lon ni||
i know Clothes. this guy writes Clothes. this guy speaks Clothes. his brain is Clothes. the murderer Esoux is a nudist. [writing is hidden. have a good clothes time!]
||Knowledge of the ancient Homo Sapiens culture is limited and guarded by the Primitive Species Protection Act. Despite this, we believe the humans had written about many secrets. For instance, The Book of My Secrets by Andrew Wallabaiger H. Sapien. Their societal structure was like clothing, with an upper class controling all. They also killed Jesus and broke thee feelings of clothes. [writing is hiding. fix the clothing time]||
||fuck||
ona li len
||also fuck||
||this is why we
lol||
They enclothed all with wrapping paper
||makes sense. I'll ni next time||
ona li len ale kepeken... len
they’re covered… with clothes?!
ona li len kepeken len
they are clothed with cloth???
||tfw when you ni react after someone sends a message||
||pakala lon||
||I looked for the ni button before you sent the message 😭||
||i have the faster fingers.. heh||
||oops||
||should i delete||
||ok||
||pulepo do your thing||
len ona li supa linja anu seme?
Their clothes impose table cloth innit?
||i tried to get away from cloth yet the clothification is inevitable||
||last i checked we were writing a novel 😭 ||
||carcinization?? more like clothification||
ona li len e supa len
||it flips back and forth||
||we should make it as long as possible||
their cloth is a cloth table
mi len ala
i dont give a cloth!
||i advocate for medium length. too short is trivial, too long takes too much time to translate||
mi jo ala e len
||fair. i think one to three paragraphs is optimal||
||the message length in mtpat can be expressed with a sine wave||
||real||
of all of my belongings, one inexplicable outlier stands out, a mysterious phenomenon unexplainable by physics, a void form of tissue. this prized possession of mine is the result of an error on amazon’s website. i accidentally purchased negative one packets of tissue.
||this is a good length||
wan pi ijo mi ale li ante. sona awen li ken ala toki sona e ni. ona li lon ala. ona li pakala pi lipu Amason. mi esun poki len wan ante
one of all my things changed. the paused knowledge cant say knowledgeable stuff to me. they do not exist. they destroyed amazon. i bought one changed cloth-near.
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||THAT WAS NOT A TRANSLATION||
||that was meant to be the shortcut for adding a reaction||
ijo wan mi li ante. sona pini li ken ala toki e ijo sona tawa mi. ona li lon ala. ona li pini e ike mani. mi kama jo e len ante wan.
||musi||
i’m not lonely anymore! nothing can explain it, it’s just in my head. i have money now.. brb buying a cool shirt
mi pilin weka ala! ijo ala ken kama sona e ona. mi toki insa tawa ona. mi kama jo e mani. mi kama tenpo ante la mi esun e len sijelo pona.
I don't feel forgotten by my peers! Able up-and-coming knowledgable nothings [grammar error]. I speak to them on a spirutual level. I became rich. I became the change and I was finally able to buy a cute skirt.
jan poka mi ki sona e mi! ken sewi en kama li sona e alas. mi toki tawa ona lon kon. mi jo e mani mute. mi ante. tenpo ni la, mi ken esun e len suwi a!
||i cant escape len||
my coffin knows who i am. Can up and come is know e alas. i talk to it when i can still breathe. right now i still have a decent amount of money, but one day that will change. for now, i can buy frosting
poki moli mi li sona e mi. jan Ken Sewi en jan Kama li sona e jan Alasa. mi ken esun e kon la mi toki tawa ona. tenpo ni la, mi awen mani ken. taso tenpo la ni li ante. tenpo ni la, mi ken esun e lete.
||"[grammar error]" 😭, how could i have worded it better? i was trying to say that nothing can learn it||
||there is no li||
||no li when the subject isn't mi or sina is ungrammatical||
my nearby demise knows me. kenny seymour and gamal know who hunter is. if i could own spirits, id tell them. right now, i could pause my money. i can buy a frostie now.
poka ike mi li sona e mi. jan Keni Simo en jan Kama li sona e jan Anta. mi ken kon la, mi o toki tawa ona. tenpo ni la, mi ken pini e mani. tenpo ni la, mi ken esun e lete!
This shitty box knows who I am. Kenny Simmus and Cummah know about Antas. While I can breathe, I can speak. Around now, I can get rid of my money. Around now, I can buy land in Alaska.
poka jaki ni li sona e mi. jan Keni Simu en jan Kama li sona e jan Anta. mi ken moli ala la, mi ken toki. tenpo ni la, mi ken weka e mani mi. mi ken esun ma lon ma Alaka.
this toilet remembered me. Kenny Seymour and Comma know Auntah. If I can't die, I have to speak. Now I can burn all my money. I can buy Alaska
ilo ni pi weka jaki li awen sona e mi. jan en jan li sona e jan.
mi kama jan sewi la mi toki li ken seli e mani mi li ken esun e ma.
||(jan sewi li can't die)||
This trashcan tool remembered me! Someone and another guy remembered some other guy.
Now that I have become God, I speak and I can burn my money and I can buy the world.
ilo pi poki jaki li awen sona e mi a! jan tu li awen sona e mije ante.
mi kama sewi la mi ken toki ken seli e mani mi ken esun e ale a
I am writing on this trash can! Two people keep remembering the other man.
If I became God, I would be able to talk and cook my steak and buy the universe, youchie golly gee!
mi sitelen lon poki pi jaki weka. tenpo mute la jan tu li sona sin e mije ante.
mi kama jan wawa sewi la, mi ken toki li ken seli e moku soweli mi li ken esun e ale. pakala a ponarr a
I wrote about the horrors of the vomit clearing operations. Often, two people learn of another man.
If I become Zeus, I will speak and cook my meat and buy as much as I can. Dam geez
mi sitelen e ike monsuta ni: jan o weka e ko jaki. tenpo suli la jan tu li kama sona e jan ante. mi kama jan sewi nanpa wan la mi toki, mi seli e moku, mi esun e ale pi ken mi. sinpin telo pi jan Jesu a.
i warned you about sewers. mutual friends are rare. if i become president, i’ll talk, bake, and sell my rights. Yes’s dam
mi toki e sona monsuta pi tomo jaki tawa sina. jan poka sama li lon ala. mi kama jan lawa la, mi toki, mi seli, mi pana e ken mi. tomo pi pini telo pi jan Jese a!
i speak of your appalling train's fearful brain. soul sisters actually don't exist. i'm saying since i became the boss, i'm hot, i exhume my possibilities, a room of 'murican foam!
||wet face of jesus||
mi toki lon insa lawa monsuta pi tomo linja ike sina. jan sama kon li lon ala lon lon. mi toki tan kama lawa. mi seli li kama e ken tawa ma. tomo pi ko Mewika!
i'm having your bad and scary linehouse thoughts. can two people share one spirit? i say that because of the incoming government. im warm and im bringing about a way to move the earth. American Snow House!
ale pona la sina o ala e monsuta tan mi! ijo tu li ken kon sama? ni li tan lawi. seli a— mi pana e tawa tawa ma. tomo pi lete Mawita!
If you're down, could you wrote the monster from the face of spacetime for me,? Why can't two things have the same soul? This is from govirnint. It's burning fire aaahgdgbjrsf- I'll give you the change of the Earth just help me stop the fire. The house of Mwait's ice cream.
sina pilin ike la o sitelen e monsuta tenpo. tan seme la ijo tu li ken ala kepeken e kon wan sama?
O KUTE! ni li tan lawna. seli¡!- o pona e mi... ni la mi pana e mani mun tawa sina... e ko suwi lete pi tomo Enwe.,
||fuck auto correct changed "erase" to "wrote" wtf||
If you're feeling upset, try writing "Monster time" over and over again. Why would you let just two partners in crime steel your soul?
HARK! My heandaxbcfts is burning. Help me! Thanks to you, I have to sacrifice lunar cows to you... AND ENVIE'S ICE CREAM don't forget Envie's ice cream
pilin sina li ike la o alasa sitelen e tenpo monsuta. o ni mute. sina kiwen e kon sina kepeken jan tu taso tan seme?
o kute e mi! lauwalaoe mi li seli ike. o pali e pona mi! tan sina la mi o pana moli e soweli mun tawa sina… moku suwi lete pi jan Enwi a! sina o sona e ni.
if you ever feel down, try writing down the Ragnarok. Wait, why did you petrify your soul in front of a 2-person audience? That's lame.
Listen to me. My Lauwaloe is being burned down to ashes. Provide me with well-being! If it's all your fault, let's show death to your runaway wolf. Envy's cold sugar. Now you know it.
sina pilin ike la, o sitelen e lipu Lakunalo. o awen, sina kiwen e kon sina poka e jan tu anu seme? sina apeja. o kute e mi, ijo Lawalo mi li seli. o pana e pona tawa mi! ni li tan sina la, o pana e moli sina tawa soweli. wile sama li lete. tenpo ni la, sina sona e ona.
If you're depressed, carve a Rlastqwuusngaetslorgian leaf.
Stand still, you seem to be freezing the oxygen around you, and two people. You're guilty.
Listen to me specifically, I repeat, listen to me specifically: MY GRAVALTO IS BOILING. GIVE ME HAPPINESS.
If this is why you exist, then you must spread death and destruction across the animal kingdom. Mutual understanding is dead; now we know the truth.
sina pilin ike a la, o lupa e len kasi Lasakuwankelokijan.
o awen. mi pilin e ni: sina lete e kon poka sina e jan tu. sina ike.
o kute e mi taso. mi toki sin. o kute e mi taso: IJO KAWATO MO LI SELI. O PANA E PONA TAWA MI.
sina lon tan ni la, sina o pana e moli e pakala tawa kulupu soweli. sona jan li moli; mi ale li sona e lon.
If you are OH FU-, shoot the algae encryption! It's called Russel Cooper Uncle, Low-Key A Human.
In my very humble opinion, you should: protect, uncook your sideward smoke, and the divorced couple; you're mean.
Buy a microphone only for me. I talk using neologisms, but you should listen to me when i'm alone: MY KAWATO IS ON FIRE. LEAVE ME BENEFITS.
If the essence of you is true according to this source, you must send the undead and the hivemind chicken powered nuclear bomb (on a ship). The wisdom of civilization is gone; We all know what must be true or not.
sina jan Opu la o pana e len kasi a! ona li jan lili Wasokupawanka.
mi lili la sina o awen o seli ala e kon poka sina. jan tu o sina ike a.
o esun e ilo kalama mi. mi toki kepeken nimisin la o kute e mi taso. jan Kawato mi li seli, o pona e mi.
kon sina li lon la o pana e pakala waso kala tawa wan tawa weka moli. sona jan li weka, mi ale li sona e lon taso.
If you are from Okpunia, gimme vegan codes! It’s for my little brother Wosohurvalwa Ancharg.
If I’m short, then archive the adjacent semantic space by not burning it. You should have two clones that are like you but worse.
Buy my radio. I use words not in ku suli unreasonably often in conversation, so pay attention to me when i’m isolated. My friend Horwalto is cooking, make me cook better than him.
If you have a soul, sell the plane crashes at sea for social connections and immortality. The ideologies within society are nonexistent; we know the truth of isolating yourself.
jan mi lili Wasokawawa Ansa li wile moku kasi · sina pi ma Okepuma o pana e nanpa ken kasi tawa ni
mi lili · o seli ala o awen e nimi · jan tu sina ike o lon
o esun e ilo mi · mi kepeken pi mute a e nimi nasa ← jan li taso e mi tan ni la o kute e mi · mi en jan Owato li utala pi pali moku · o pona e moku mi la ona Owato li anpa
wile olin li lon sina la o pakala e tomo jan tawa mani tawa kulupu tawa moli ala · nasin ala li lon kulupu · ale li taso
My child, Birdmopower Anside, wishes to eat like he's a plant. If your from Oksblumpia, gib numbers using sheets of paper to this cause.
I am tiny. Don't hurt me. Remember the name. Two people who look kinda like
you should be coming soon.
Buy my computer. I will use many weird words. If someone tries to make me lonely, please listen to me. Me and Ovlmrto fight like we're cooking. If you engranden my food, Ovlmrto will give up.
If you need love, break the house of rich travelers while the angels of death are watching. No method existed in the organization. Everyone is lonely.
mi en jan lili mi Pomopawa Ansaki li toki e ni: mi wile moku kasi. sina tan ma Opulun la o nanpa lipu tawa ni.
mi lili. o pakala ala e mi. o sona e nimi. jan tu pi lukin sina o kama poka.
o esun e ilo nanpa mi. mi o kepeken e nimi nasa mute. jan li wile weka e mi la o kute e mi. mi en jan Owelamato li utala sama ni: mi lon tomo moku li seli e moku. sina wawa e moku mi la jan Owelamato li pini utala.
sina wile e olin la o weka e tomo sama ni: ona la jan li jo e mani mute li tawa mute tawa ma ante. ni li lon la kon moli li lukin a. lawa kulupu li lon ala; jan li weka.
||Mi kaj knabino mia (Pompavo Anskio) parlas "Mi volas manĝi herbojn!"||
||I am not doing a full Esperanto translation||
Me and my daughter, Plrëmnlövlp Athena said that she wants to eat grass. She's from Ëwblumnek so I think she should give me her phone number. Should I be worried?
When I was a child, you shouldn't have destroyed me. Remember the ancient wisdom, "Two people with your 20/20 vision will come beside you."
Please buy my calculator. I should be using many sandbox linku words in this translation to make it funnier. If someone wants me to leave the chat, then listen up. I, and my friend Ölmnrätlmnadl will fight like I'm flipping burgers. If you empower my food, Ölmnrätlmnadl will stop fighting.
If you need love, sell your house like people spend their life savings on moving out. If this is true, the angel of death will be watching. The government isn't real. People are dropping dead on the streets.
||Ölmnrätlmnadl comes from "heandaxbcfts"||
||I love how "my younger brother" became "my daughter"||
||the "Rok" in "Ragnarok" is the origin of "daughter" lmaooo||
mi en meli lili mi Pelaminlopu Asena li toki e ni: Mi WiLe MoKu E kAsI nOkA. ona li tan ma Awepilumeki la mi pilin e ni: ona o pana e nanpa ilo ona tawa mi. mi o pilin nasa anu seme?
tenpo weka la sina weka e mi. taso ni il ike. o sona e toki majuna: "jan tu pi lukin pona sina li kama tawa poka sina".
o esun e ilo pi nanpa ||[sic]|| mi... mi wile kepeken e nimi mute pi ku ala lon musi ni pi ante toki tawa ni: ona li kama MUSI. jan li wile e weka mi tan toki ni la, O KUTE. mi en jan poka mi Elimen Latela Manatuli li utala sama ni: mi sike e pan sike tawa kon sewi. sina wawa e moku wi la jan poka mi Elimen Latela Manatuli li kama tawa pini pakala.
olin li pona tawa sina la o mani e tomo sina. sama ni: jan li weka e mani ali ona tawa weka tomo. ni li lon la sewi moli li kama lukin.
kon jan li weka; lawa li lon ala lon lon.
||"listen to me" has expanded and now includes "buy my computer"||
Me and my daughter Pelletminihule Asene said that sHe wAnTs To EaT pLaNt sTeMs. She is from Awoflumki so I think that she should give me her secret phone number. Is this a cause for concern?
Long long ago, you left me. This is wrong. Know the saying, "Two hot people will engage in marital actions with you."
Buy my grammar error! I want to use many unorthodox vocabularies in this "translation game" (whatever that is, wait am I trapped in a translation game and can only communicate my true thoughts by translating??????). because they are FUNNY. People want to kill me so listen up. Me and one of the prophecized girlfriends named Elmen Latina Manthree will fight like I am encircling souls in the military. If you power a Vlmnri dish, Elmen Latina Manthree will come inside your walls.
If love is good for you, DONATE TO THE BIG CHURCH CAUSE TODAY! Why? Because people delete all their money to buy a church, and they instill homosexual ideals into these churches! Can you imagine being a good Christian whilst also being homosexual? (please help me I am being forced to advertise homophobia). The angel of death is coming to kill all of you (yes, every person. we're in the end times!) TODAY. Convert to Christianity, or you'll spend the rest in hell!
// i should clarify that this is sarcastic and homophobia sucks. also, I am not being forced to promote it against my will; that's part of the lore
// wow this is long
// we were at one word yesterday
||damn i'll need to find another way to make the last line say deny thine humanity there are no politics in real life||
||real||
||I swear in three translations this is gonna be about the dangers of grammatical errors or something like that||
// I would make a chart of the changes but this is too complex
// I might try analyzing a single sentence tho
mi en meli Pele Asen li toki e wile kasi. ona li tan ma Ajolun la pilin la ona o toki e nanpa toki len. ni li ike ala ike?
pini la sina weka li ike. o sona e toki: "sina en jan tu wawa li unpa".
o mani e pakala toki mi! mi wile kepeken toki nasa lon ante toki ni (ona li musi anu seme, taso mi ken ala tan ona li ken toki e pilin mi kepeken musi taso a anu seme?????)... tan ni: ona li NASA.
wile moli la o kama kute. mi en jan wan pi meli sona Eme Lasina Mansi li utala sama sike kon utala. poki Ulimi li wawa la ona li tawa tomo sina.
olin li pona la, O PANA E MANI TAWA TOMO SEWI SULI A!!! seme la? tan ni: jan li weka e mani ala tawa tomo sewi, li pana e tonsi tawa ona! sina ken ala pilin e sewi lon kepeken tonsi, lon anu seme? (o weka e mi. mi wile ala e ni.) jan sewi moli li wile moli e sina ali (lon a. sina ali. pini li kama a.) LON TENPO NI. o sewi — ni la sina tawa ala ma anpa!
||this is the starting point for all modern translations||
||actually the initial sentence mentioning "me and [family member] say" was also my attempt at getting closer to "It was ruled by Agamashuya and his son Gu Sabah"||
||i also tried makin every proper noun closer to Orwell recently||
||along with that making the initial "child" to "brother" (though it still had the adjective little which i expected to erode over time)||
||also i like how "nothing can explain it" became "[they] know [them]"||
Me and my girlfriend Nglmnrü Tslrönma ||note: turn this to Gu Sabah|| speaks for the trees. She is from Ömmlunm and I feel like she should speak about wearing clothes. Is this unethical?
At the end of the world, you left and became the enemy. Please know that thou shallest have sex with the two monarchs.
Buy my mistake in vocabulary! I want to use funny word in this translation (wait this is a translation game??? do I really have to communicate all my thoughts with funny translations???). Because thou art goofy, and thou art NASA. My wish to die should be heard. Me and my female scholar Eme Latin Mäpzi will fight like it's an exerciscm. The container of Ulmnlri is powerful, thus it shall be your car.
If love is so great, PAY TITHING TO THE CHURCH. Why? Because people are trying to get priests of other churches to transition! You can't feel like God using the power of transgender, or can you? vsauce music starts playing (get rid of me. this life is boring). God (who is a zombie) wants to zombify thee, (real lmao. all of y'all. the end is near. Become god today, so you won't be sent to Australia!
// (turn "god" into "lawa" in the final sentence to make it closer to "there are no politics in real life")
||"Because thou art goofy, thou art NASA" im ded||
||I meant "because thou art goofy, because thou art NASA" but who cares I already typed it||
mi en jan poka mi Ku Soma li toki e ni: kasi li lon. ona li tan Onlun. ona o toki e len. ni li pona ala pona?
ma li pini la sina weka li kama utala. o sona e ni: sina o unpa e jan lawa tu.
o esun e pakala nimi mi! mi wile musi nimi lon ante toki ni (a, ni li musi toki anu seme? mi o toki e ali kepeken toki musi anu seme???). sina nasa la sina kulupu sewi Nasa. wile moli mi o pana. mi en jan sona meli Emelakimasi li utala sama ni: ni li weka kon. poki Uliminilili li wawa la ona o lon tomo tawa sina.
olin li wawa la, O MANI E SEWI. tan seme? tan ni: jan li wile e tawa pi jan sewi pi tomo ante! sina ken ala pilin e tonsi sewi... anu seme? kalama Wiso li open (o weka e mi, lon li musi ala). sewi (ona li moli) li wile jan moli e sina (lon a).
musi a. sina ali. pini li poka. o lawa. anu la sina tawa ala ma pipi.
// here is the goal text, btw: Hark! It was ruled by Agamashuya and His son Gu Sabah: Tian practices against the lesser side of the invisible origin of light, beset by cosmetic prohibitions of silence and restraint; for Ngu, a slave to creativity, shall make inspection and certification prior to confirmation of Najva Guns’ official status. Deny thine humanity: There are no politics in real life.
||gonna be lots of work||
||and convincing others||
||if you're gonna make another translation ping me||
||ping you at the translation? cuz I'm writing it rn||
||well when you finish it that is||
Gu Sabah and I feel that plants are real, and from Tlian. Tlian will speak about cloth. Art thou okay?
Ma ||note: turn to Ngu|| will die and you will disappear from the cosmic fabric. Know that the unification of two of our finest men will come as prophecized.
Buy my course and learn from my mistakes! I want to entertain words like this languages (is this a translation game or what??? am I saying everything in funny languages???). If your goofy you work at NASA. The angel of death shall provide. Me and Melakim Masi ||turn to Najva Gun|| is fighting for their status. The treasure chest named Ulminil is powerful and thus you should steal it.
Love is powerful, god should be a cow. Why? Because people want to send other priests to our church! hey, VSauce, Micheal here (kill me, life isn't fun). God (he died) wants to zombie you (real)
Funnily enough, you are everything. The end is near. Deny the current government, for you should be the government. Otherwise, you should go to the place where the non-humans go.
// @plain verge
jan Mi ||turn to agamashuya|| en jan Gu Sabah li pilin e lon kasi: jan Tian li toki len li tan, taso ni li ken ike.
jan Na li moli li weka tan sitelen ali. o sona e toki wan pi jan tu. ona o kama.
o sona esun, o sona pakala. mi wile musi nimi, mi wile toki. ni li musi ante, ni li musi toki. sina nasa nasa, la sina lon nasa. sewi li pana. Newa Na li utala tawa lon. poki mani Umin li wawa la o lanpan.
olin li wawa, sewi e soweli, tan wile jan pi kama pi jan sewi tawa tomo. toki a mi jan Wiso (o moli, ni li ike). sewi li moli li wile ike e sina. (lon a.)
musi la sina ali. pini li kama. o ala e lawa lon. o lawa, la sina o tawa jan ala.
||how do we remove all of that useless text||
Agmsi and Gu Sabah think about the truth of vegetables. Tian tries to speak about the hidden origins, but this may be bad.
Ngu will die owned by all art. Know the unification of the two. It'll come soon.
Know the shop, know the mistakes. I want to joke around with alliteration, I want to speak. This is a different game, this is a game of alliteration. If you are quite weird, you are weird. God is informing us. Nejva Gun is fighting for certification. The container of the Umin currency is powerful, so sleep.
Love is power. God is a cow. From each according to his need to god I'm the house. yo I'm wise. (die, this isn't great) You are the whole Earth. Mr. Bin is arriving. There are no politics in real life. Don't be a human.
// we got the first sentence in the translation! "there are no politics in real life"
jan Agmsi en jan Gu Sabah li toki e lon moku ||moku → wawa → suno????||. jan Tian li alasa toki e tan, taso ona li ken utala.
jan Ngu li moli, musi li jo e ona. o sona e wan tu kama.
o sona e tomo e pakala. mi wile musi toki e toki. ni li musi ante li musi toki. nasa la nasa: sewi li pana. Najva Gun li utala tawa kama. pini pi mani U li wawa la o lape.
olin wawa, sewi mani, ali la tan wile, tawa sewi tomo, a mi wawa (o moli, ike a). sina ma ali, jan Pi li kama. lawa ala li lon lon lon. o weka e jan sina.
||jan Tian li alasa toki → jan Tian li alasa → jan Tian li utala||
||ona li ken utala → ona li utala e ona → beset by cosmetic prohibitions of silence and restraint||
Agamashuya and Gu Sabah talk alot about Gu Sabah being powerful. Tian practices against the lesser side of the invisible origin of light, beset by cosmetic prohibitions of silence and restraint.
Ngu is at the hands of creativity, in a union of slavery.
Know the breaking buildings. I want to play a game. This game changes language. Weirdly, good gives. Najva Gun is fighting for certification. U is power, sleep.
Powerful love, holy money, all is from desire, to the church. ah I'm powerful (die, no). Your the whole world. Of has arrived. There are no politics in real life. Deny thine humanity.
||how the hell did you get "practices against the lesser side of..." in one step? that was supposed to be a gradual process||
// I have to go for an hour
// alasa can be practice
// lesser side is the ken ala
// fair
jan Agamashuya en jan ona Gu Sabah li toki wawa: Tian li alasa utala tawa poka lili pi tan len suno. pini namako pi toki ala pi wawa ala li poki e ona.
jan Ngu — musi li jo e ona, kepeken esun jan wan.
o sona tomo pakala. mi wile musi. musi ni li ante e toki. nasa la pona. Najva Gun li awen tawa kama — jan Ngu o alasa wawa e ona tawa ni.
olin wawa en mani sewi en ali li tan wile tawa tomo. a mi wawa (moli ala). sina ali kama. o weka e jan sina tan ni: lawa ala li lon lon lon.
// Hark! It was ruled by Agamashuya and His son Gu Sabah: Tian practices against the lesser side of the invisible origin of light, beset by cosmetic prohibitions of silence and restraint; for Ngu, a slave to creativity, shall make inspection and certification prior to confirmation of Najva Guns’ official status. Deny thine humanity: There are no politics in real life.
// we are close
||pls||
agma schwa and his gu sabah muttered strongly: [GRAMMAR ERROR] hunts the near-smalls from the covered sun. the silenced, weak, and finished spices are near them.
nguh (this is his backstory: toys have them by using stores of one person. please acknowledge the destroyed room. i wanna have fun. this game translates from english to toki pona and back; if its weird, thats good. the [GRAMMAR ERROR] pauses the coming movement) wishes to strongly achieve him to this.
strong love, high money and infinity originate from the wishes for houses. ah, im strong (life). all of yall come. please throw away your person, because revolution is very very real.
||our antics will have quite the effect on the future of this channel||
jan Akamasuja en jan lili ona Ku Sapa li lawa e ona. jan Sijan li alasa utala e poka lili pi tan len suno. pini namako pi toki ala pi wawa ala li lon poka.
jan Nu (musi li jo e ona kepeken esun jan.)
[pakala toki] li awen tawa kama, jan Ngu li wile suli kama e ni.
o ala e jan sina; kamalawala li lon lon lon
// @plain verge
||unless someone reduces to one word||
||don't give them ideas!||
||it's too long anyway||
||// I tried to reconcile the damage caused by stickad||
||// that was a comment. you said this comment style was accepted||
||ok i guess that is easier to type||
Hark! It was ruled by Agamashuya and his son Gu Sabah: Tian practices against the lesser side of the invisible origin of light, beset by cosmetic prohibitions of silence and restraint; Ngu is a slave to creativity. The errors must wait until confirmation, and Ngu shall make inspection and certification prior to this. Deny thine humanity; there are no politics in real life.
||almost there||
o kute! jan Amasuja en jan lili ona Ku Sapa li lawa e ona: jan Sijan li alasa utala e poka lili pi tan len suno. pini namako pi Toki ala pi wawa ala li lon poka; jan Nu pi esun musi. Ja ||turn to Najva Gun by translating as "nivlakn"|| li wile suli awen tawa kama, jan Nu o lukin o pana e ken lon pini ni. o ala e jan sina; lawa li lon lon lon ala.
// @plain verge
Hark! It was ruled by Agamashuya and his son Gu Sabah: Tian practices against the lesser side of the invisible origin of light; for Ngu is a slave to creativity. For Nivlakn, there shall be great inspection and certification prior to the confirmation of his official status done by Ngu. Deny thine humanity; there are no politics in real life.
||goal text:
Hark! It was ruled by Agamashuya and His son Gu Sabah: Tian practices against the lesser side of the invisible origin of light, beset by cosmetic prohibitions of silence and restraint; for Ngu, a slave to creativity, shall make inspection and certification prior to confirmation of Najva Guns’ official status. Deny thine humanity: There are no politics in real life.||
o kute! jan Amasuja li lawa en jan lili ona Ku Sapa: jan Sijan li alasa utala e poka lili pi tan len suno; jan Nu li jan pi esun musi. jan Newakun la, jan Nu o lukin o pana e kama pi ken Newakun. o ala e jan sina. kamalawala li lon.
// @plain verge almost there
Listen! Amasuya governs and his son Goop Sapper: Tian practices fighting the lesser side of the invisible origin of light; Ngu is a guy of funny trade. Newakun, Ngu looks to give coming of can Newakun. please do not person you. There are no politics in real life.
o kute! jan Amasuja en jan lili ona Ku Sapa: jan Sijan li alasa utala e tan len suno. jan Nu li jan pi esun musi. jan Newakunla, jan Nu li lukin li pana e kama pi ken Newakun. o ala e jan sina. kamalawala li lon.
LISTEN TO MY STORY.
ŋə1 and his son the Goop Zappa: sijan is trying to fight the origins of the covered sun.
ŋə2: theyre a person of gaming commerce.
newakunla: ŋə2, youre the one looking forward to giving [the state of something coming] to your people. were in a state of no law, remember?
||pakola||
||it's okay we can reconcile||
o kute! jan Akamasuja en jan lili ona Ku Sapa li toki: jan Sijan li utala e poka lili pi tan len suno. taso alasa ona li ken ala e ni. tan ni: jan Nawa Kun la jan Nu pi esun musi li alasa tawa kama tawa jan ni. taso jan ni li lon ala. lawa ala li lon lon lon.
||made additional sentences there where it was talked about “trying”, implying they can’t actually do that — that results in “beset by cosmetic prohibitions…” and “deny thine humanity”. The latter one, funnily enough, comes from the previous sentence instead||
Hark! Agamashuya and his son Gu Sabah said: Tian fights against the lesser side of the invisible origin of light, beset by cosmic prohibitions. Regarding Najva Gun, Ngu; a slave to creativity - shall make inspection and certification prior to the conformation of their official status. Deny this humanity. There are no politics in real life.
||how will "said" become "ruled"||
||Simple, both refer to a person saying something, i’ll just modify it with an adjective like wawa or something||
||a||
||also, it’s cosmetic, not cosmic, so I’ll add the adjective namako (as in “additional, not expected, non-core”) and translate cosmic as lon, you can just drop the lon by assuming it means “true, existent” and doesn’t have to be translated||
o kute! jan Agamashuya en jan lili ona Gu Sabah li toki wawa: jan Tian li alasa utala e poka lili pi tan len suno. taso pini namako lon li kama toki ala e ona li kama tawa ala e ona. tan ni: jan Ngu pi esun musi o lukin mute tawa kama pona pi lon pi jan Najva Gun. o ala e jan sina; lawa ala li lon lon lon.
ahmashawa and gusahahshbah. tian hunts. spicy movement. ŋə. please do not the you; heads are true
||my soul has been evaporated||
o kute! jan Agamashuya en jan lili ona Gu Sabah li toki wawa: jan Tian li alasa utala e poka lili pi tan len suno. taso pini namako lon li kama toki ala e ona li kama tawa ala e ona. tan ni: jan Ngu pi esun musi o lukin mute tawa kama pona pi lon pi jan Najva Gun. o ala e jan sina; lawa ala li lon lon lon.
||this is technically cheating||
||technically no, because translations work both ways||
Hark! It was ruled by Agamashuya and His son Gu Sabah: Tian practices against the lesser side of the invisible origin of light, beset by cosmetic prohibitions of silence and restraint; for Ngu, a slave to creativity, shall make inspection and certification prior to confirmation of Najva Guns’ official status. Deny thine humanity: There are no politics in real life.
// we fucking did it
||now i get to make it worse without any reporcusions yayyy ||
// do we turn it into the twilight quote next /j
// lmao
||lets try to make it the lyrics to albuquerque by weird al||
kute! jan Amasuja li lawa e ma. jan Ku Sapa li jan lili ona. jan Sijan li alasa moli e tan suno, taso ni li ken ala tan ni: namako li lon. musi li jo e jan Nu. jan Nu li lukin e Newakun li pana e ken tawa ona. sina jan ala. kamalawala o kama.
// wawa
||and they never made is worse..||
listen! amasuya controls the land. his son is [interact with the offical toki pona dictionary] snapchat. cyan hunts the death of the origins sun, also this cant from this: there is such thing as a spicy. the videogame has the famous voice actor "new". he looks at [GRAMAR ERROR] who gives the can (as in "i can make a difference!") to them. you do not the person. the coming of no law is coming.
o kute! jan Amasuja li lawa e ma. jan ona li pu li toki Sata. laso li alasa e moli suno. namako uta li lon. ni li ken ala. musi sitelen li pana e kalama uta pi jan Nu. ona li lukin e sitelen ike, ni li pana e ken tawa ona. sina o ala e jan. lawa ala li kama.
Hear ye, hear ye! Mr. Imma Sue Ya rules the world. This guy has the dictionary of Spartan. Blues hunt for the Blinding Light. This place is yummy! This just can’t. Art is given to singing Newman. This seems like a bad drawing, this can be given to the guy walking out. You’re not human. No rules there.
o kute! jan Mitalesina li lawa li ku Sotan. laso li alasa e suno. ma li pona uta ale. jan kalama Numan li musi. jan weka o jo e sitelen ni pi ike lukin. sina jan ala la lawa li lon ala
Obey! Mite Listener, the Toki Pona Dictionary of the name Salt Tank rules. Blueness is shopping online for lamps. The country contains all the oral health. The noisy kid name Noman is actually pretty humorous. For those who left, get that ugly picture. If you aren't one of those silly mammals, you are free.
o lawa ala! jan kute pipi o, lipu ku pi nimi "poki walo" li lawa. laso li esun e ilo suno lon ilo nanpa. ma li jo e jaki ala pi uta ali. jan lili mu Nomen li musi lon lon. jan weka la o jo e sitelen jaki ni. sina soweli nasa ni ala la sina ken ali.
don’t make any decisions! oh ant-whisperer, the dictionary called White Jug is the elected leader. blueness is being traded for flashlights at the abacus. this land holds no bitterness. Nomen, the laughing child, is entertained by reality. if someone disappears, you should take this slimy painting. when you aren’t an eldritch beast, you can do anything.
o awen e nasin ni! jan pipi pi toki lili o, lipu nimi "lupa walo" li lawa pi wile jan. laso li tawa mani tan palisa suno lon ilo pi sike mute. ma ni li jo e suwi. jan Nomen li lili li musi li musi tan lon. ijo li ala la o lanpan e sitelen ko ni. sina monsuta nasa ala la sina ken pali e ali.
save that way! silent bug-eyed folks, the "white holes" dictionary is mass-controlling. blue goes the money from the lightstick in a gearbox. this country has candy. Ms. Naomne is little and is a game that plays from existence. get this rough drawing when things aren't. when you aren't paranoid, you could work it all.
o awen e nasin ni: jan pi lukin pipi pi kalama ala, lipu nimi pi lupa walo li owe e mute. laso li tawa mani tan palisa suno lon poki sike. ma ni li jo e suwi. musi "meli Nawame" li musi tan lon. ijo li ala la o jo e sitelen nena ni. sina pilin ike ala la, sina ken pali e ona.
archive the theme that has guys with compound eyes who never shout. named leaflets inside light tunnels think twenty is equal to one thousand nine hundred and eighty-four. the sky is attracted to gold because of the presence of uranium rods in the yearly bunker. in this country, there are a lot of cute things. Mrs. Snarwalmet's game is actually fun in an original ||from the word origin|| way. if it's an eraser, you should contain this mountain writing system... if you feel ok, you can do it.
||why did this thread die randomly||
||linja len ni li moli tan seme || 😋
||why will that towel die|| delicious
o awen e ala toki pi lukin kulupu. lipu lupa la mute li nanpa owe. sewi li tawa kiwen pi palisa tomo. ma li suwi. musi pi jan Nawame li musi tan. ilo weka la o poki e nasin sitelen nena. sina pona pilin la o ni
||moli len li tan seme|| suwi
||do we have two texts to translate now? pakola a i just made a third one||
keep the group view from talking. on pages with holes, a lot is multiplied by 1984. the sky is a living rock made out of plastering. dirt is cute. Narhwalm's game is funny because VPN services tell you to classify art styles involving buttons. at least if your heart is ok.
o awen e kulupu lukin li toki ala. ona li lon lipu pakala. owe owe owe owe owe owe owe owe owe owe owe owe owe owe owe owe owe owe owe owe. sewi li lon kiwen. kasi li suwi. musi Nawa li musi tan linluwi lupa li toki e ni tawa sina: musi li jo e nena. insa sina li pona la, .
keep the curious group that won’t talk in the holding cells. they are on the torn list. god its like 1984 in here. the sky is on the rocks, plants are syrupy sweet and this game of Gnawer is entertainment from a hole in the network. it speaks to you… “the game has many speedbumps… your organs are good if…”
o awen e kulupu insa poki awen. ona li lon lipu. ni li sama owe. sewi li lon kiwen. kasi li suwi. musi Nawa li musi pi lupa linluwi. ona li toki e ni: "musi li lon nena. insa ona li pona."
||mi ale li jo e sitelen tu pi ante toki? break, mi pali e ni sin||
save the waiting boxed internal collection. they are on a webpage. god is in a rock. plants are kind. Narwhal the game is a game of spiderweb holes. it says this: "the game is on a hill. its internals are good."
||whence comes the death of clothes|| kindness
divided scripts on linguistic evolution are our property?? o weka, ill make another version of them.
ijo mute li poki li awen li lon insa o awen la sina o ni. kiwen la suli nanpa wan li lon. pipi pi noka mute la ijo Nalo li musi li musi pi lupa len ona li toki e ni: “mi lon nena. insa mi li suwi”
len li kama pini la tan li seme. pali pona
||how did they desynchronise into different languages||
October the 5th - 226 Anno Homini (226 years since the death of the last hominid)
SITELEN TU PI ANTE TOKI LI IJO MI. LEAVE, MI O SIN E OBA.
DOZENS OF THINGS HAVE CONTAINED AND PROTECTED YOU, THE LAST SPECIMEN OF H. SAPIENS. WE HAVE ATTEMPTED TO MAINTAIN THE WORSHIP OF ONE BY THE REMAINING ANAMALIA TERRI. THE CENTIPEDES ARE PLAYING WITH THE EARTHWORMS, THEY CLAIM THAT THEY HAVE CONQOURED THE MOUNTAINS, THEY CLAIM THAT THEY HAVE ATEN SUGAR
OUR PROTECTION AGENCIES ARE NO LONGER ABLE TO KEEP UP. WE WISH THE CENTIPEDES GOOD LUCK.
||oh no you made another one||
||and so did i||
||nasin seme la ona li kama toki ante tu||
||poki pimeja li ken ala len e toki pi mi mute||
tenpo tenpo - tenpo tu ale mute luka wan tan moli jan.
2 drawings of oversetting are our things. o tawa, i should improve the oba. ijo mute li awen e sina, jan nanpa pini. mi alasa awen e ona wan lon poka pi soweli ma wan. pipi li musi lon poka pipi. ona li toki e ni: ona li apna e nena. ona li mokuen e suwi.
kulupu suwi mi li ken ala lon. pipi o pona
////////// # <!--|| ni li pali anu seme||-->
////////// # <!--|| ni li ken||-->
// can somebody please explain what’s going on
//// we're quadruple-commenting our message so that it does not leak into the translation
//// we have multiplied the amount of translations and now the main message has both languages
//// I'm dubbing this the "anaproductivity era", in my new field of research called Mtpatology
//// perhaps "heterolinguistics?" - "change of language"
//// ni li tenpo sin pi pali sin nasa. mi alasa sona e ale pi ijo Mapolosi ni.
//// kama nasa a
//// This is the new era of the new discipline. I will attempt to learn about Maplosi junior
||containers of ink may not hide my multiple languages||
||of what discipline returns the operation of communication||
-#-#-#////||there, I merged all the lines other then the main one||\\#-#-#-
The Timely Times: The (2ω+6)-th edition, because people keep dying.
sitelen tu pi ante sin li ijo mi. leave me alone. mi wile pona e - OPA! everything around is trying to protect you, Mr. Number Last. I tried to protect him by taking him deep into the forest and leaving him in a family of bears, where no one will find him. ants laugh behind each other's backs. they have most likely ampnified Mt. Fuji, which has eatanded a ton of sweeties.
the alliance between celestials is broken. enjoy your life while you can, pathetic ants.
ni li tenpo sin pi ijo sin. mi alasa sona e lili Maposi. ||poki len li ken ala len e toki mute mi|| ||pali toki li kama tan pali seme||
// what is going on
///////////////////////////////////////////// weird things
-#-#-#////||you are the only person who can stop this madness, since you own the thread.||\\#-#-#-
lipu a: nanpa suli, jan mute li moli
Of two writings of change were certain- o weka tan mi. I wish to fix you, Oba. ijo ale li alasa pona e sina. jan Pini. mi alasa awen e ona kepeken nasin ni: mi tawa e ona tawa tomo kasi li pana e ona tawa soweli, ma ni la ala li lukin. pipi li musi lon pini ona. sona mi la, ona li anpa e nena Pusi. nena Pusi li kama lon suwi.
kulupu sewi li pakala. sina ken la pipi o pona.
//should we reset?
//// sure let's do that
// let's delete all other lines, and keep the main one
// lines???
// yeah, the other paths that people have made
// this is the real one
// also, normal comment formats are now legal
// idfk
// it's okay tho,that's happened before
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// we deleted the parallel universes
// they don't exist anymore
// wawa
the book!: five to the third tetration, many people die. [HTTP 400]- leave my origins. [HTTP 400]. everything hunts you in a good way. Finish. i want pausation of them using this path: i move them to the greenhouse and give a "they movement land-animal", when theres mo ney- i mean this land, nothing observes. i heard parasites are hosting a party at their end. according to my knowledge. they make pushy the button lowly. pushy the button comes at sweetness. the sky group messed up. when you can, bugs need goodness.
lipu! nanpa. moli mute. [linluwi] weka [linluwi]. ale li alasa pona. pini. mi wile awen ona. mi tawa ona tawa tomo. mi pana e tawa. ona li ma ni. ala li lukin. soweli jaki li lon musi. sona mi. ona li luka e ilo open. pakala sewi. pipi li wile pona
Writing! Numerals! Homicide. The internet-related removal-dependant internet. All is trying to be good. Death. I wish to maintain its hegemony. I will walk over it, to it's house. I will produce movement. It is that land. Everyone is blind. Pigs are rolling in the mud. My knowledge. They look at the keys. Good is dead. Bugs wish for mercy.
sitelen! nanpa! moli. linluwi tawa linluwi. ale li alasa pona. moli. mi wile awen. mi toki e tomo. mi tawa. ma ni. jan ale ken ala lukin. soweli li musi lon ma. sona. ona li lukin e ilo open. pona li pini. pipi li wile pona
Cuneiform numbers!
War
The internet
Bows
Archival
Language
Movement
The land
Eyes
Playing
Knowledge
Keys
All things must come to an end
Arachnids simply wish for a normal life
sitelen nanpa, a utala
linluwi anpa, o uta a
tawa ma lon la, oko li musi
e ilo sona, ale li pini
pipi li wile taso e lon pona
numerals and fights
under the internets mouth
the eyes are quite funny
when knowledge ceases
i turn to my computer
the bugs are just fine
nanpa li utala
lon uta linluwi
lukin li musi a
sona li pini la
mi tawa ilo sona
pipi li lon taso
numbers fight
internet has mouth
your eyes are funny
at the end of knowledge
i go to my phone
bugs are merely real
utala
uta
oko sina li musi
lon pini sona
mi tawa ilo
lon
fight, mouth, your funny eyes
my brain is dead. i get my hammer. truth
||this is getting a little too simplified 😮||
o utala.
o toki e nimi kepeken tawa uta taso kepeken ala lon.
sike sijelo lukin musi sina
lawa insa sijelo mi li moli ale.
mi kama jo e ilo mi pi pali tomo. lon pi ijo toki.
fight me! say your name whilst paradoxically using and not using your mouth. body circles eyes funny you. i am dead inside. i pick up a hammer. the existence of microphones
// wile ala la mi sitelen e nimi “lon” e nimi “kon” ala 

o utala e mi o toki pakala. sijelo wan. sike mute. lukin tu. musi. sina. mi moli insa. mi luka e ilo. lon ilo kute.
fight me and speak with a speech disorder. one torso, but many circles. my vision is bifurcated. its a little silly. you. my organs are rotting. my hands are tools. speakers are real
o utala e mi o toki kepeken pakala toki. lawa ala en luka ala en noka ala la sijelo wan. lukin mi li tu. ona li nasa lili. sina. sijelo insa mi li pakala. luka mi li ilo. ilo toki li lon.
fight me and curse at me. your body has no head and no hands and no legs. my vision can see two things at once. he is kind of weird... you. i destroyed your insides. using my hand as a tool. my talking to is real
o utala e mi o toki utala e mi. sijelo sina la lawa ala en luka ala en noka ala. lukin mi li ken lukin e ijo tu lon tenpo wan. ona li nasa lili... sina. mi ko e insa sina. mi kepeken luka sama ilo. toki tawa mi li lon.
Fight and argue all you want, but in your body there is anarchy, zero fives, and empty toes. My eye can eye two things on Oneday, which is a bit strange.
You. I'll pulverize your organs using my fives like a blender. My traveling speech is true.
o utala tan wile sina, taso sijelo sina li poki e lawa pi lawa ala e luka ala e palisa noka pi poki ala. lukin me li ken lukin e ijo tu lon tenpo suno wan. ni li nasa lili a
sina. mi ko e insa sina kepeken luka mi sama ilo pi pali ko! toki mi li tawa li lon.
// lukin me. pakala
you should start a revolution starting from your needs. the contrast of the material you made limits the legislative power of the assembly of no people along with non-quintuplets and near-sea-level glass rods lacking bubbles. it is possible that the reception of light observed by me had involved an object along the axis of symmetry, as seen on a singular illumination phase. because of the remainder, this is anomalous, remember. we apply sponges to your inner mechanisms using my fingertips, with an equal likelihood to a support for silt molding. the things i have referred to are both accelerating and existing in space.
o open e kamalawala
kule pi ko sina li pake e lawa pi kulupu lawa ala e jan mute ala e palisa lukin pi sike ala
ken la lukin mi la suno la ijo li tawa kepeken nasin jasima; sina ken lukin e ni
ijo li lon la o sona, ni li nasa a
mi ale li telo e ilo pi insa sina kepeken luka mi, ken ni en ken ante ko li sama
ijo pi toki mi li lon li tawa tawa wawa
// toki suli sina li ike mute, kin toki mi li sama aaaaaaaa
Start anarchy!
Your clay's colour halts the council and dragonflies but not people.
I think maybe the thing's walking brightly with mirrors; there.
Know when it's real, weird.
We wet the enzymes using our hands, this and other uncertain abilities are the same.
The point is that reality is heading to the plant.
o open e lawa ala!
kule pi ko ma sina li tawa ala e kulupu lawa e pipi waso taso ona li tawa ala ala e jan.
ken la ijo li tawa suno kepeken supa pi jasima suno; lon ma ni.
o sona e tenpo lon, nasa.
mi telo e ijo lili moku kepeken luka mi. ni en ken ken ante li sama.
toki suli li ni: lon li tawa tawa kasi.
turn on something that isnt a head!
the variety of your countrys national ice cream sends the neighborhood of emperors and their lonely owl-annoying to the void and sends someone to somewhere.
here possibly is an entity, who is a bright walker by means of the sun-opposite cupboard.
recognize the present, of the uncommon.
just used our fives to melt those unimportant stuff on food. at least this possibility is egalitarian.
long thoughts are the life that ecology thought to have left.
o pakala e wan sina pi lawa ala!
ante pi lete pi ma sina li pana e kulupu pi jan lawa e waso taso ona tawa ala li tawa e jan tawa ma.
ni la, ken li ijo, li jan tawa suno kepeken nasin suno jasima. o sona e lon, pi mute ala.
o kepeken e luka mi tan ni: sina wile seli e suli ni tan moku. ken ni pi taso ala li nasin sama.
isipin suli li lon ni: sona soweli li poka e ni.
mess up your stupid unity
climate change gives the government and only birds to nothing and goes to the moving people.
this thing is intelligent to sun using sun reflection religion. i know its not much.
use my hand... you want to burn and inflate for food. XOR also practices his beliefs.
my larger brainstorming sessions beget primal instincts wrapped in presents.
o jaki
seli li pana e waso laso taso e lawa wawa tawa ala tawa jan.
ijo li suno. lili.
kepeken luka la sina wile suli e moku. ijo So li nasin.
tenpo li open e lawa.
be gross. fire gives only blue birds, and governments might move people? sun. small. using your hand you can want more food. Sough is a methodology. time slips open my head
o jaki! seli li pana e waso laso taso. ken la lawa ma li tawa e jan. lili suno. sina kepeken luka la sina ken wile e moku mute. nasin So li nasin. tenpo li open e lawa mi.
please vomit. fire spreads blue birds only. if it can, the government will move the people. sun-ish small. when you use hands, you can want many foods. source engine is definitely a way. time starts with my head.
o pana jaki. seli li pana e waso laso taso. kulupu lawa li ken la ona li tawa e jan. lili suno. sina luka la sina ken wile e moku mute. ilo Sosensin li nasin a. tenpo li open tan lawa mi.
Bribe! The heatwave only brings blue-footed boobies. If the bourgeoisie can, they will relocate people. The shining childhood. If you click it you could be insatiably hungry. Sensation is a canal! Time flows from my skull.
o pana lanpan ike a!
tenpo pi kon seli li pana e sike laso taso
jan pi jo mani li ken tawa e jan la ona li tawa e ni
tenpo lili walo a
sina pilin e ni la sina pilin moku wawa
pilin li linja telo!
kepeken nasin telo la tenpo li kama tan lawa mi
steal from the poor and give to the rich. the average boil time of water shares the mere rich humanoid blue circles, and, in case it can move people, it should do it.
we don't have much time for white.
if you feel it, you feel fully satiated and energized, and you're an eel.
using the laws of hydrodynamics, i, the king, proclaim the start of a new epoch.
o jan Lopin U. tenpo pi telo kama kon li jo sike laso jan. ni ken tawa jan la ni lon li pona. mi li lon tenpo walo lili. sina pilin ala pilin wawa. sina kala linja. kepeken lawa telo, mi (lawa) toki e ni: tenpo mute sin li kama
Be Robin Hood. The time the fluid became air has a smurf circle. People say it is possible that this truth is well. I am am in the small white time. You feelin' strong? You're an underwater worm. Using the fluid laws I (have the authority to) say that a new era is coming
o jan Lopinu. tenpo telo li kama kon li jo e sike ko. jan la lon ni li ken pona. mi en lon tenpo walo lili. sina wawa ala wawa? sina linja telo. lawa telo la mi ken toki lawa e kama poka pi tenpo ni.
hey Roepinieu. high tide is vaporizing and holds a circular cloud. people make stuff better. me and short daylight. do you have power? you are running water. with my wet brain i can talk to myself and say that a new box of this time is coming.
jan Lopenu o!
telo suli li sewi
ona li kon e ijo li jo e kon sike
jan li pona e ijo
mi en suno pi tenpo lili
sina wawa ala wawa?
sina telo tawa
mi toki tawa mi kepeken insa lawa pi selo telo
mi ken toki e poki sin pi tenpo ni li ken toki e kama pi poki ni
Low Bennou,
oceans rise. she floats it and holds a smoke circle. she makes it better. the suns short existence and i. do you have power? you are the tides. i say: i can talk about going to the new time box
anpa Pinu o,
telo li kama sewi. ona li lon sewi e ona li luka e sike kon li pona e ona. suno li awen lon tenpo lili la ni en mi. sina wawa ala wawa? telo li tawa lon poka ma la sina ni.
• mi toki e ni:
→ mi ken toki e ni:
— mi tawa poki tenpo sin.
hey fucking pingu
the water came up. they lay on top of eachother, handling the typhoon; improving themselves.
the light remains for a time, so it is as i am.
the power, did you get it?
the water goes to and by the land, and you go so.
i thought to myself: i could say i'm going to the new tardis
pakala Pingo o,
telo li tawa sewi. ona li lape sewi ona. ona li jo telo pakala. ona li kama pona.
walo li awen. mi sama. sina lon wawa ala wawa?
telo en mi li tawa ma.
mi toki e ni tawa mi: mi tawa e jan Tasi
||what would the tardis' headnoun be||
||ilo?? idk doctor who lore does it talk||
||poki but it's tomo on the inside||
dear broken Car,
water floats. that is its holy rest. its damaging wet holding healed.
the whiteness stayed. and so did i. was it the power you were in? i went to the ground with the water.
i told myself that i moved Tassie.
||its alive at least||
||seems pretty sentient too - see "the patchwork people" or wtv its called||
tomo pakala pona o
nasin telo la telo li tawa sewi
ni li lon sewi ni
pake ike telo pakala ni li lon ala
walo li awen, la mi sama. sina lon ala lon wawa? mi en telo kama ma
toki lawa mi li ni: mi tawa e jan Tasi
oh, the good demolition apartment ||is that a thing? idk||... when the water flows, itll reach for the skies. this is life in this sky. this bad and destroyed watery denouement doesnt exist. when "white stays," im the same. do you make strongess exist or not exist? ♪ me and the water are coming... to townnnn ♪. my orwellian is this: i move the person named tlant.
a, tomo pona li pakala
telo li tawa kepeken nasin telo la telo ni li tawa sewi
ni li lon sewi ni
ike telo li ijo ala
"walo li awen", la mi awen sama
sina pali ala pali e wawa?
kalama musi la "telo en mi kama tawa ma"
toki tu wuwojiti mi li ni: mi tawa e jan Telan
||i use wuwojiti to mean illegal||
Oh dear, the hospital collapsed
The medicine fell into the river and is now going uphill
This is surely a sign from God
Unfiltered water doesn't deserve rights
"It's being bleached!" so I'm being bleached????
Did you accidentally create the most powerful thing ever because of the chemicals from the medicine mixing with eachother?
I feel like the song predicted this. It went something like "I'll be flowing with the water"
Two of my native languages breaking Toki Pona phonotactics by moving Ms. Dmnlaëlämn
Oh dear this will be an insurance nightmare!
ike a, tomo pona li anpa
moku pona li tawa telo tawa sewi
ni li tan sewi
telo jaki o ken ala
ona li kama walo la mi kama ala kama walo a
sina mama ala mama e wawa nanpa wan tan moku pona wan
kalama musi li toki e ni. ona la mi tawa lon telo
toki mama tu li wuwojiti kepeken meli tawa Tamanlajelaman
ike a, mani
Negativity! The incredible construction has been defeated
The tasty food is moving upstream
This is thanks to Zeus
Poisoned water is an impossibility
If it's so light, then shouldn't I be even brighter?
Did you just mother the most powerful thing from the tastiest foods?
The song told me, and I'm paraphrasing here, "you'll fall upstream"
The two proto-languages fucked everything up using the forbidden Dlmnanlëlmnan spirit.
Fuck capitalism
nasin ike! tomo epiku li utala ike li pakala
moku pona li tawa telo sewi
ni li tan sewi Sepu
telo pi pakala jan li ken lon ala
suno mute la mi o suno mute suli ala suli?
sina mama ala mama e ijo pi wawa suli moku pona?
kalama jan li sama toki e ni tawa mi: "tenpo kama la sina tawa noka lon nasin sewi telo.
toki majuna tu li pakala e ale kepeken ni: nasin pi lawa ken ala. ona li jo e nimi ni: jan kon Talmalelan.
mani o lon seli lon tenpo ale a!
The incorrect religion! The positively awesome mansion fought a bloody war and broke the positively awesome food and moved to the holy water
This is thanks to the angel Seplus
The water of death can't exist
Regarding many stars, should I be many red giants?
Did you create the good really powerful tasty thing?
The people are yelling on the streets! They are protesting! They are saying something like "Soon, you will be worse then the water cult. Tamil and Hindi (the original languages) destroyed everything by using the power of brainshutdownism. They shouted these exact words: 'Dear Talmalelan the spirit, money shouldn't be burned all the time'"
||the angel Seplus comes from "the variety of your country's national ice cream"||
||that can be traced further back to "where no one will find him. ants laugh behind each other's backs"||
||that further comes from "we have attempted to maintain the worship of One by the remaining animalia terri. the centipedes are playing with earthworms"||
||that originates from "the sky is in the rocks, plants are syrupy sweet and this game of Gnawer is entertainment from a hole in the network"||
||from "ma ni li jo ala e suwi. musi "meli Nawame" li musi tan lon"||
||that can be traced all the way back to "beset by cosmetic prohibitions of silence and restraint; for Ngu, a slave to creativity"||
||musi a||
sewi ike
sewi Sepulu la tomo sewi li utala li pakala e moku sewi li tawa telo sewi
telo moli li ken ala
mun mute la mi o loje anu seme
sina pali ala pali e ijo suwi
nasin la jan li mu li utala
ona li toki e ni: "kama la sina ike tawa kulupu telo. toki tan Tami en toki tan Insi li pakala e lawa ali. ona li toki e ni: 'kon Talamalele o, mani o seli ala'"
Down
Sisyphus made Olympus fight, swim, and destroy ambrosia.
Poison is debilitating.
Should I create lots of red giants?
Are you willy wonka?
Humanity wars while crying "You polluted the oceans when you came. Tami and Insi brainwashed everyone. They asked Talamalele not to burn money."
anpa
srwi Sisipu li kama e ni: sewi Olinpa li utala, li kala, li pakala
telo jaki li ike
mi o pana e monsuta suli loje anu sene?
sina jan Wili Wonka anu seme?
jan li utala li toki e ni: "sina jaki e telo pi ma sina. jan Tami en jan Insi li lawa telo e jan ale. ona li toki e ni tawa jan Talanalele: 'o seli ala e mani'"
down. Srwi Sisyphus becomes Lovepah, who fights fishes and fucks up
vomit bad. i give dragon or Sene? are you Wheelie Woanka? guy fights and says "you polluted. Tawmie and Insleigh wet brained everyone. they said to Tallannalleighleigh: dont burn the cows
tenpo pi pini suno. jan Selewi Sisypu li kama jan Lowepa (ona li utala e kala li unpa sewi.)
jaki ike. mi pana e wakesi ||waso+akesi|| usawi seli anu jan Sene? sina jan Wojanka Pi Sike Tawa anu seme? jan li utala li toki e ni: "sina jaki e ma. meli Tami en jan lon ilo tawa pi ko lete li telo lawa e ale. ona li toki e ni tawa sewi Talanalekile: "o seli ala e soweli pi telo walo."
night. Celery Yupekosi Sisipoop becomes Lopewa. (they fight fish and have sex.)
bad. i give magic flying reptiles or Sennay. you are Voyanka Pee Seekae Tower? he fights and says "you grossed my land. Tammie and the guy in an ice cream van leak cerebrospinal fluid on everybody. he says to Tallanallakillie: dont burn the horses! ||telo walo -> glue, glue animal = horse||
TENPO MUN
moku Yupekosi Sisipu li tawa jan Lopewa.
IKE
mi pana e akesi waso wawa
JAN sENA
sina jan Ponka Pi Sike Tawa, ni li lon? ona li toki e ni: "sina li jaki e ma mi. jan Tami en jan Tekawinanasikiwanlikeleposinapuwijonepeliwan li toki e ni: "o seli e soweli ala!""
THIS MONTH
George Lucas' Orwell's cuisine brand by the name of Supply is sold to Mr. Lopwa
NEGATIVITY
I gave the dragon to him!
SCRUBE
You are King Ponkis of Siktav, correct? He told me that you disgust this planet. Ret Samys and [name] said that you shouldn't burn animals.
MUN NI
moku pi jan yupekosi owe (moku Sapa) li esun tawa jan Lopa
IKE
mi pana e akesi tawa ona
JAN STILELEN
sina jan lawa Poki pi ma Sita anu seme? ona li toki e ni: ma li pilin jaki tan sina. jan Lesami en [nimi] li toki e ni: ni li ike: sina seli soweli
this month, Rob bought george luwell's food Zapper. uh oh, i gave them a frog. hey, blooger, aren't you Zitta's chief "sticky dirt" Bogey? Lezmy and Name are allegedly arresting you for animal sacrifice
tenpo mun ni la jan Wa li esun mani e ilo pi pakala moku tan jan So Luwe
ike a!
mi pana e akesi kala tawa ona
ijo Puka o, sina lawa Ko Ko Poki pi jan Sita anu seme?
mi kute e ni, taso ni li ken lon ala:
jan Lemi en jan Ne li wile poki e sina tan moli soweli sina
In accordance with the documents provided as of this night, Mr. [a single waluigi wah] will make inspection and certification prior to the trade of a food pickages thanks to Ms. So Luv
Negativity
I exhibit aquatic horrors to them
Dear Puc, do you rule the Fluidity Fluidity Container (FFC) as formed in 1983 in the FFC convention by Ms. Set?
I understand what you are saying, however we need to make some changes. Please remove the following from the proposal:
Mr. Lemi and the guy who made that tp country name list wish to contain you from your zombie animals
//// jan Waluigi li "wa" la jan Luigi li "" (li ken ala toki) anu seme
mun ni la jan Wa li kama tomo ni. jan li lukin ni. pini la jan So La Nekasipisi.
ona li ken lukin kala monsuta mi.
jan Pu o, sina lawa ala lawa poki FFC tan jan Se?
mi sona. taso, mi wile ante. o weka e ni: jan Lemi en jan li wile awen e sina tan soweli moli ala moli
//// jan Luigi li "lui"
At this month, Mr. [otomotone noise] arrive at my house. He looked me in the eye. At the end of the meeting, Mr. So La Nekspis could look me-like monstorly in the context of fish. Mr. Toki Pona The Language of Good, did you rule the FFC containment center founded by Ms. Se?
I'm aware. But I wish to change. Leave Laimy and the others who want to protect you from the monsters who may or may not kill alone.
tenpo mun ni la mije mu li kama lon tomo mi. ona li lukin e lukin mi. pini la mije Solanepi li ken lukin mi monsta lon kala. mije pu o sina lawa ala lawa e ma poki Epesi tan meli Si?
mi sona la taso mi wile ante. o ala e jan Lemi e awen sina. monsuta li ken moli wan.
on this time of the moon, the mooing man comes in my house. he looks at my looks. at the end the man Solanepi can my eyes monsta in the fish. poo male, do you head the container land of Epesi from the woman C? in the context of i who know, however, i want differently. do not the person Lemi and do not the protection of yourself. the monster can die onely.
lon tenpo mun ni ale la, jan mu li kama lon tomo mi. ona li lukin e mi. pini la jan Solenpi lukin mi li ken ala ken monsuta lon insa kala? mije jaki o, sina lawa ala lawa e ma Epesi pi poki poki? taso mi jan sona la mi wile ante. jan Lemi en awen sina li ____ anu seme? monsuta o pilin ike o moli.
all month, furries attack my house. they stare at me. afterwards the Swollenpee that looks at me might scare my fish parts? you disgusting man, do you rule the box box land Epesi? but i am a scholar and i want something different. Remy and your patience are? feel bad and die
||afterwards the what...||
ale pi tenpo mun la jan soweli li utala li lukin e mi. telo jaki Suli li lukin e mi li ken monsuta e wan kala mi?
mije jaki o, sina lawa ala lawa e ma poki poki Ipesi? mi jan sona taso, mi wile e ante. soweli Wemi en awen sina li ni ala ni? o pilin ike o moli a
in the cosmos observable in the night sky, there are competing pet owners who try[1] me. Big™️ sewage is watching us[2] and uh allows our shark marriage in a threatening manner??
hey my dear ew-inspiring husband, are ya the boss of Yvedhi, The Contained Place Of Containers™️? im just a humble teacher, who is in need of revolution. wait, did Vembus (the pet) and continuously being you do that? may you lose tact and become a serial killer.
||[1] pu preverb sense of lukin being used as the main verb. pilin mi la doesnt really work as an actually good translation but is pretty musi a a a||
||[2]
||
ma pimeja la, jan utala pi jo soweli li alasa e mi. jaki pi ijo Suli™️ li lukin e mi li ken e ni: kala li unpa nasa.
jan olin pi pana jaki la, sina jo ala jo e poki sewi Jawe. mi jan sona anpa, li wile e kamalawala. o awen, soweli Wenpui li awen ni? sina o pali ike o kama jan moli!
||”marriage” being translated as “unpa nasa” a a a||
in the black land, the fighter that has a land mammal finds me. the mess of Big™ looks at me and enables this: the fish fucks funny. in the context of the lover giving mess, do you have a sky container named Yahweh? i am a knowing person underneath and i want a revolution. wait, the animal Whenpooey stays here? make badly and become a deceased person!
ma pimeja la jan utala li alasa mi. pakala Pi Tema li lukin e mi. ona li ken ni: kala li unpa nasa. olin pakala la, sina jo poki Jawe? mi sona mute. mi wile kamalawala. soweli Wenpuwi li awen? o kama ike o moli
||it was "marriage in a threatening manner", not just "marriage"||
In the dark forests, many monsters lurk, thirsty for my blood. The Error of Temu looked me in the eyes. It allowed the fish to have funny sex. When their love broke, did you hold God's container? I know many things. The one thing I dont know, is revolution. Venfus Optimus (the species) didn't go extinct?!?????? Become evil and die!
||WHERE ARE THESE NAMES COMING FROM JKHLJGDGF||
monsuta pi alasa mi li lon kasi pimeja. pakala Temu li lukin e mi li ken e unpa musi kala. pakala olin la sina jo ala jo e poki sewi? mi sona mute pi ante lawa ala. soweli Wenputemu li awen?! o ike, o moli!
||Venfus Optimus comes from "Tamil" which comes from toki majuna, in reference to the fact that tamil is the worlds true proto language 🗣️||
||Temu comes from Zeus and i think its interesting that partway through it became "Celery Yupekosi Sisipoop"||
||zeus was specified from just "sewi"||
homophobes are trapped in rotting leaves. the shitty app Temu looks through my personal data and can have funny fish sex. if toxic yaoi then do you hold the gods box? i dont know how to change laws. Whenboe Temu is here? eat shit and die
||that's not fair i was typing with one hand 😔||
||what were you doing with the other one||
||eating||
||plus i was working on it since right after i dug up the etymologies of the names||
jan la tonsi li ike. ona li poki lon kasi moli. ilo jaki Temiju li lukin e len mi li ken unpa sama kala musi. olin mije pakala la sina luka ala luka e poki sewi? mi ken ala ante e toki lawa. ilo kalamTemu li lon la o moku e jaki e ilo musi
according to Some Guy, toki ponglish is unaffirmative. it can become a refrigerator and jump into the dead bushes. Temiyu (dammit), aka The Dirt, is inspecting my clothes and may or may not equally pollinate all of the party sharks. in the name of the respect of the killer males, have you ever even considered turning the space station into a hand? i can nullify the neurology lecture in many ways. if Sountemu is a real thing, thou shalt swallow a scribble and a dancefloor.
jan la toki tu li ike li ken lete lon kasi. pakala Temiju ko li lukin e len li ken suli sama e kala musi. mije moli la, sina wile ala wile luka e tomo sewi? mi ken ala mute e sona lawa. ijo Sontemu li lon la o moku e sitelen e supa
||somewhat similar to the last one, i wasn’t intending that||
he is glottophobic and can freeze plants. Temmiyu dirt looks at clothes and can enlarge plants. if zombies are real, do you want five of them in your house on the hill? i cant be a lawyer. when Sun Temu, eat drawings and tables
ona li monsuta tan toki li ken lete e kasi. ma Temiju li lukin e len li ken suli e kasi. jan moli li lon la, sina wile ala wile e ona luka lon tomo nena sina? mi ken ala jan lawa. ijo Suntemu la o moku e sitelen e supa.
It is the primordial demon of language, source of all evil, and with its power it can kill trees. The hell of Demeryu sees the unseen, thus expanding the remainders of the dead trees that the demon killed. When people die from it, would you still want the multi-limbed one in your house of heaven? I must not be the leader of your party who kills the demon. As for Santenmur, the holy entity, thou shalt consume the sacred glyphs and the holy tablets.
// This is beautiful. The fact that this all started with "opening message" is so cool. Look how far this has come!
ona li ike toki nanpa wan li tan pi ike ale li moli e kasi suli kepeken wawa. seli Temeju li lukin e kon la ona li suli e kasi moli. jan li moli la sina awen ala awen wile e ona pi luka mute lon tomo sewi sina? mi o lawa ala e kulupu sina pi moli ike. sewi Santemun la sina a o moku e sitelen sewi e lipu sewi.
It is the most communicatingly evil, it is because of all bad. It kills redwoods using pure strength. The Temeju fire sees air, and because of this, it enlargens the dead grass. Since people die, do you wait to want the thing with many hands in your heavenly house? I should behead your group of pacifists. Because of the god Santemun, you should eat the sky's writing and the sky's tax forms.
// Wait a minute... have people been randomly resetting this with different prompts? Idrk how this works... I was under the impression that we just badly translated "opening message" into this... now, I'm not so sure...
// sometimes it translates itself into the void
// ah i see
// we take translating very loosely, so often it's intentional that the message becomes totally unrecognizable
// well yes, that is the idea, but i noticed a point where it jumps to something completely different
// oh wait... turns out i was just thinking of [this](#1284700950162047036 message) but the first sentence didn't seem the same
// oh yeah
||the path got disturbed twice. the current message does not originate from "opening message" sadly||
// ya
// What does this one originate from? You don't have to search for it, just curious if you remember.
||wait that's a real thing||
// this was the last time we got down to a single word, so you can call it that
// this has turned into a Genesis story before if I remember correctly
// don't remember the last time the path got disturbed
||https://youtu.be/jOPe5aqfu1c?si=Om_oLkvwyCVNMMzx this was said in this playlist at some point i think||
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// I'd argue the agma schwa situation had a much more major effect then the "moli" translation
// oh okay
// am i out of the loop?
// #1284700950162047036 message end of the Agamashuya arc
// a
// I think so
// yeah i missed it
// it's not exactly clear when the Agamashuya arc started, as jan Tanjusin had worked a little bit on it earlier
// lol
// it isn't anymore
// I'd say that would either be the Agamashuya thing or the time we had to do a minor reset of the other timelines
// yeah honestly
// I'd make a chart but it's so complex
// it could just be a typed document
// fair enough
// describing the intracies of each translation
// Agamashuya Era
// in this era, we attempted to do an agamashuya
// this would probably be a subsection of the larger moli era
// real
ike ale la toki ona li kama ike wawa. ona li moli a e kasi wawa. seli Temesu li lukin e sewi li suli e kasi moli.
jan li ken moli la ijo pi luka mute li pona ala pona tawa sina? ijo ni li lon tomo sewi sina. mi o moli e kulupu sina pi utala ala.
sewi Semun li toki e ni: o moku e sitelen sewi e lipu mani sewi.
// there was a period when mods removed some messages, so there is some lack of continuity
// they mostly removed messages that were sexual if I remember correctly
||i want to see a voice actor narrate some good english ones||
// THE MATT ROSE OF MTPAT WHEN
// read that as matt rose of matpat..
// has a translation ever made it to the starboard?
// i don't believe so?
// #1284700950162047036 message this didn't??
// the limit was changed from 6 to 7
// well now it has
// now it has >:)
// aaa i remember now why i think that
this was for some reason flagged by our antispam bot in a mod channel and that's how i learned of the thread. i forgot that it was the bot and not the starboard
// present it at suno pi toki pona /imjokingunlessyouagreewithme
// unironically, we should present something about this channel at SPTP
// nah this is too big for tenpo pana imo
// this is like almost a year old now
// wait when was it started
// september 15
// ah
// still, 4 months
// we should do something for it's birthday
// start over and try to have a true unbroken chain 👀
// no that would throw everything we already did away for likely no benefit
// fair. throw it around some other conlangs before we continue with it?
// I once tried doing an Esperanto translation but my Esperanto isn't the best
among complaints and deforestation, yet sees the Tremz flame the heavens- yet does it resurrect. have you no respect for squids amidst plagues? they await you in your heavenly place; hark, then shall your tame compatriots fight. says Tzemun, "let ethereal symbols and accounts be food"
// i meant seek out speakers of not tp and have them participate
// ohhhh
// maybe for a 6 month anniversary or smth
// or maybe for it's birthday
toki ike en pakala kasi la, jen Telemese li seli ala e sewi - taso la ona li sin ala sin. sina pilin pona ala tan kala nasa pi moli jan anu seme? ona li awen li wile toki. o kute, kama la sina ken pona e jan pona utala sina. ni li toki pi jan Tesemun. "sitelen nasa en sijelo o moku"
||jen Telemese a, ken pi nimi sin||
// sometimes i think of making an animation out of a particularly funni translation
// like those jeanh collects animations
// some of the longer translations would make excellent animations
// yes
// like those war-and-peace-long epics by kisa Pisowe
// and jan Tanjunsi
// eh I don't make them too long
// you make them musi
// the shakespeares of mtpat
// real
// how do we structure the doc? I'm thinking having one level for each time it properly resets, another level for each time it become one word, and another each time there is a major translation
// fair
// except like, not boring
// wdym by level?
// I still think we should seperate it by everytime it becomes one word tho, and another layer below that
Deforestation and hate speech did not make Theremeas burn the sky. Are they a rookie when it comes to isolation?
Does the man-eating fish abomination not make you happy? It's still here and it wants to talk. Listen to it. One day you will be able to rescue your comrades.
This is a translation of Ptesium's "A dinner with an odd statue"
// "one day you will be able to rescue your comrades".. ominous
// like stacked. so like the largest header for the first layer so on so forth
// a sona
// if that makes sense
// that would be a nice visualization
// actually i'm having trouble not making it like ona pi kisa Pisowe, someone else can do it
// could you clarify?
// my toki pona translation ended up being a lot like yours before pan Temili's
// im being too faithful 
// be a worse translator
||/musi||
pakala en toki ona li pakala. jan Sema li weka e kon. taso la ona li jan sin anu seme?
kala nasa pi moku jan li pona ala e sina anu seme? o kute e ona! suno wan la, sina ken pona e jan pona sina.
ni li ante toki pi lipu "moku kepeken jan nasa" tan jan Petesijun.
// took some liberties to make it a bit different
// ponular
// honestly i just hide the previous post from my screen and not think about it. if its too similar then its just a part of the game
// how long should i make it
// yeah I try to hide the previous post to avoid influence
// as long as you can
// æ
// yes please
// @hollow patrol sina ante ala ante toki?
// a, i was doing that one
// sorry i put the
react to signify i was doing it
// oh sorry
// do you still have it saved
// yeah it's on my clipboard
// ok good
// sorry bout that
// yeah of course
// your still not done??? wow
// you said as long as i can make it lol
// it's actually not that long
// k
// ive started making the doc
// ill specify more things abt style later. for now, just now that underlines and italic at the top is the person who sent the message, and links to the message, and the italics at the end are a brief explanation of the message. inline notes should be underlined, italicized, and turned to a grey colour
// https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FObnltDHfcskWuAzEZ4MddDOkqV5QEGZG99_PjvNbdE/edit?usp=sharing
musi toki pi ante toki - Transcript and Commentary Index Introduction This aims to document all of the shenanigans of musi toki pi ante toki - a toki pona/English translation game in the ma pona pi toki pona discord server. Note: Some messages may have been deleted; please attempt to infer where ...
when he speaks, he speaks with curses. in his path, destruction follows. his crookedness ravages the province. it is Zemnah. it is Zemnah who suffocates the air. it is he who brings sorrows of labored breath, of exhaustion and respiratory arrest. but soft! could it be so, a providential miracle of hope? behold a secluded dinghy, abandoned by all but for a child of four years. he feasts on a piranha. yet observe his health; is it not so that such piranhas cause disturbances to one's digestive system? hark- draw near and apprehend it... a children's rhyme:
*one day i went to town
to buy a winter melon
in market square i looked around
found nowhere it was selling
i talked to a vendor
but heard no answer
i talked to the mayor
who said to come back later
where is my winter melon?
this surely must be a felon.
at last a mother came to me,
"the farmer is away,"
as she said this coolly,
the sky was turning gray.
the winter festival arrived,
as scarce crops had survived,
and everyone was deprived,
if not for i who connived:
i brought the winter melons
i planted them myself,
and i did make those millions
because i improved myself.*
a veritable peculiarity! a profound mystery, what children's rhyme is this? observe this comprehensive encyclopedia of children's rhymes, the eleventh modern english (1840) edition of Feasts with Jesters and more: The Complete Encyclopœdia of Children's Nursery Rhymes, Puns, and Other Pastime Derailments, written by Dr. Priestess Spey Yoon. ah, descry this page 3,110: it is titled, Winter Melons. my dear friends and fellow compatriots, this is true enlightenment.
// all done
// holy
// i didn't need to do that whole italicized bit
// that was just "suno wan la, sina ken pona e jan pona sina"
// the idea was to make that the moral of the story and disguise it as a lengthy children's rhyme
// hope that's long enough for you
// ok you can go now if you'd like
// honestly i’m too lazy to think about en->tok rn, tok->en is much easier
// we have to do 2500 of these... a
// fair
// how do i format a link?
// it okay
// btw I should add you as a proper editor
// i'm not familiar with how google docs works
// the link icon at the top
// or use CTRL+K, the shortcut
// a sona
// are you blurb
// yea
// underline = CTRl+U, italics = CTRL+I
// i figured
// I have to go soon, cya
// o tawa pona a
// what do you mean "tawa pona?" is this a tawa to be pona on? do you wish me a tawa pona whether I like it or not? /ref
// wouldn't it be the reverse
// also i don't know what line goes after that lol
// however reference understood
// out of curiosity, what was that reference?
// oh of course… i might have got it if it were toki Inli
reference for me
// some day, there will be an amazing video essay about this (i hope). This feels ripe for data analysis and/or a montage of the english translations as they’ve progressed
// jan Juso are you translating? If nobody else is, i might finally do it
//edit: nvm… for some reason i saw jJuso and the profile picture and thought “those are different people!”
ona li toki la ona li toki ike. pakala li lon nasin ona. ike ona li pakala e ma. ona li mije Seman li lili e kon li jo e lili kon. pilin suwi a! pona li ken ala ken? o lukin e ilo telo taso, jan lili taso li lon ona, li moku e kala pakala. ona li pakala ona e sijelo jan. o kute a, e toki ni tan jan lili:
mi tawa tomo suli
mi wile esun e kili
mi lukin lon esun ali
ona li lon ala ni
toki pi jan esun la
ona li lon ala
mi toki tawa lawa
ona li pilin sama
kili mi li lon seme
ni li ken taso ike
mama meli li toki
e ni, jan kili li
weka tan ma suli
pi sewi walo ni
tenpo lete li kama
kasi lili li lon la
ale li ken jo ala
taso la mi alasa
mi esun e kili ni
mi mama e ona
mi kama jo e mani
pali mi li pona
nasa a! ni li seme? o lukin e lipu Pisuwijetasemosakonlitensakopisijasilanasawiwanpansanasapatansiweliman tan meli suli Pejun, ona li jo e toki mute pi jan lili. o lukin e lipu nanpa owe ale ale ale ale ale ale ale ale ale ale ale mute luka wan, nimi ona li "kili". pona o, sona a
||i converted the number in the textbox do not get my ass if it's wrong||
// wait i forgot qe weren't doing spoilers
// idk i think either method is fine
maybe just maintaining the semblance of not being a translation is enough
if context matters in toki pona does it not matter in mtpat as well
ken la lukin ante li suli
poka li suli lon toki pona la ona li suli lon ma pona pi toki pona
this is a joke anon coder o go on
wait did i misread mtpat as mpptp
i think reading it as matpat at first threw me off
ni li jan nanpa musi pi nimi ala
awen tawa o
mi lukin pakala e sitelen Matapata anu seme
lukin mi la ona li sitelen Mete
pilin mi la ni: mi lukin wan e ona la ona li nimi Mapa. ni li ike e lawa mi a
// ni kin li musi
It talks deviously. Deception is its way. Its evil messes up the kingdom. It is the man Seman! It shrinks the winds and has little air. It feels sweet! Can it be… good? Look at only the straw, only dwarves are in it, and the dwarves eat broken fish. They make their mistakes towards the people’s body. Listen, they talk because of other dwarves:
|| I’m sorry, I won’t do this part because A. Lazy and B. This is getting too big||
Weird! What is that? Look at the book called Pisuwiyetasemosakonlitensakopisiyasilanasawiwanpansanasapatansiweliman, written by the important woman Pejun, she learned the dwarven language! Look at the 1220th tax form—which has a hand—and is called a fruit. Good should know…
// wdym by this
-# continue translating since i saw you were typing
// a. I think then i was deciding wether or not to do the poem
// mu pi nasin sitelen li seme?
// that’s really random, i just saw that it’s one of your roles jJuso
// that means i get pinged when someone does this
<@&1085722895445147688>
// seme a
// i think it's for like?? writing systems???? i forgot
// oh sorry lemme make one rq
// but what does it mean? Weird noise of fonts? OMG SOUND FONT
// it has to be sound font right? Or something similar
// -n is now a diacritic. the tilde
no the mu part means "ping"
// o
//kijetesãtakalu tõsi li lãpã ala lãpã e soko
// this certainly among the nasinest sitelens i have seen
// this conversation is diverging quite a bit from mtpat
// it happens when it’s a long one
// also we wanted it to make it long
// oh
// any reason or just for fun?
// a suli li musi
// also i just realized this is like comments in programming
// yeah… it’s kinda annoying that we all put a space between
//like most comments look like this
// also did y'all realize the story kinda looked like a page out of a book
// i just did
// in what way?
// i meant the rhyme
// oh, yeah
ni li toki ike. toki pakala li nasin tawa. ike li pakala e ma mama. ni li jan Simon! ni li lili e kon la ni li jo e kon ala. la ni li suwi! la ni li ken e.. pona seme? lukin li lon linja, jan lili taso e poki, la ni jan li moku e kala pakala. ona li ike e sijelo. o kute la ni li toki tan jan ni ante:
nasa a! ni li seme? lukin e lipu li nimi Piwijesemokonlisapisilanawipanasatansiweman, jan lipu li jan pona Pejun, ni jan li sona e toki pi jan lili! lukin e ale ale ale ale ale ale ale ale ale ale ale ale luka luka li lipu esun—la jo e luka—li nimi e kili. pona tan sona..
// kokanucore
[Reply to:](#1284700950162047036 message) // -n is now a diacritic. the tilde
// i mean it's kinda neat how they did it tho
// -n is a macron and n- is a dotless i if i'm remembering correctly
// n- li dotless i ala
[Reply to:](#1284700950162047036 message) // -n is a macron and n- is a dotless i if i'm remembering correctly
oh waht
// oh wyeah it's an abugida right
// na is dotless i
// wait no wtf,...
// i is dotless i apparently
// well my idea was cooler
// at least they coulda used a tilde to match with the backwards s
// o // e toki ni
[Reply to:](#1284700950162047036 message) oh waht
this is bad talk. fucked talk is a moving road. bad fucks up the motherland. this is simon! in the context that this diminishes the air, it has not-air. then this is cute! then this enables... what good? the eyes are in the hair, children choose the box, then person this eats a fucked fish. this harms the body. if you listen, this talks from this other person:
weird! whats this? reading the book is word peewee yessay maurkaurne lisa pissy lannawy give satan seewayman, the book person is a good person Payoon, person this knows the talk of the child! look at all of all of all of all of all of all of all of all of all of all of all of all of the hand of the hand is reading commercially, thus has a hand - is naming the fruit. goodness from knowledge...
[Reply to:](#1284700950162047036 message) ni li toki ike. toki pakala li nasin tawa. ike li pakala e ma mama. ni li jan Simon! ni li lili e ko…
// #1284700950162047036 message
toki ike li lon. toki unpa li nasin kama. ike li pakala unpa e ma tan. ni li jan Saman! toki pi weka kon la ala kon li lon. la, suwi a! ni li lon e... pona seme? lukin li linja, jan lili li wile poki, la jan li moku ni e kala unpa. ni li ke sijelo. kute la ni li toki tan jan ante ni:
nasa a! ni li seme? lukin lipu la nimi Piwijesamokonulisapisilanawikisetensiwemen en jan lipu li pona ala pona? jan Pajun, jan li sona ni e toki lili! o lukin e ali pi luka luka wan e luka tu. ona li lukin esun la ona li jo e luka li nimi e kili. pona sona....
||wat||
curse is. innuendoes are the coming way. evil harrasses the motherland. that's Samen. by the dissipating stories, the absence of air will be air. oh, how sweet. this makes.. what kind of good into being? eyes are floppy rods, short people want to be jailed, so people eat horny salmon in this way. this is the bodily 'kay. word is,
how wacky! what's this? by the eye on the cover, are the word Bvjesamognurischabisllanavixedndivembne and the librarian good? Payne, people know small talk like that. inspect all of the six hands and two hands, since they have dollar signs in their eyes, they also have hands and named cultivars. it's better to know.
wawa nasa ike li l—
toki len unpa li nasin pi tenpo kama. ike li awen kama ike e ma pi kama mi. ni li jan Samen. toki weka la, kon ala li kon. a! suwi a! ni li kama e... pona seme? lukin li wile palisa. taso ona li linja. jan lili li wile awen lon tomo ike la jan li moku e kala pi nena mute kepeken nasin ni. ni li ijo sijelo Ke. nimi li—
nasa a! seme a li kama? lukin li lon sinpin lipu la, nimi Wesamonkuwisapilanawisentiwenpe en jan pi awen lipu li pona ala pona? jan Pen, jan li sona e nasin toki ni. nasin ni la ona li toki e ijo pi suli ala. o lukin poka e luka tu pi ale mute tan ni: sitelen mani li lon lukin ona la luka kin en kasi nimi kin li lon ona. sona ni li pona e sina.
the outstanding negative-charged energy transmission is [DATA CORRUPTED]
the classified marriage agreement is used as a method for timing the meeting. the redundancy is, unfortunately, increasingly at the same level with the area of our transformation. that actually turned out to be Shrameen. if you ignore important factors while talking, no information would make sense. let’s go! glucose! which kind of correction do we apply? the camera stretches back into a cylinder. however, it is not firm enough to stay in that shape. for people with a lower rank, it is beneficial that they remain affiliated with the bad-reputation cabinet, which results in people enclosing submarines with self-multplying extensions using their principles. this organ is referred to as Grest, but its correct name is [DATA CORRUPTED].
this is nonsensical. what could have been spread? because the visual field includes the face hidden within the bookshelves, it is unknown whether the word [DATA CORRUPTED] and people who make websites flat are actually honest. according to Femt, this diplomatic doctrine is understood among the population. because of it, people describe things regardless of their volume. it is advised to observe the double handles of the multiple alternate realities from the left because patterns which create wealth are directly in their visual detector, which means both tails and algae that form words can be detected. the information above makes you a better person.
// are we there yet (to a Genesis story)
// bro used tar as mortar 😭😭😭
// I have an idea for how to get Shinar in here
// shrameen??
// yes
// or maybe sina -> Sina
toki suli pi wawa ike li [ILO LI PAKALA]
jan li kepeken e kulupu olin jan pi sona ala la ona li wile tenpo e kulupu. ike la, sama li suli lon nasin sama pi ma pi ante mi. lon la, ni li jan Silamin. sina weka sona e ijo suli pi toki sina la, sona ala li ken pona. pona! suwi! mi o pona seme e ona? ilo lukin li lon insa palisa. taso, ona li ken ala awen lon palisa ni. jan anpa la, ona o awen lon poka kulupu pi sona ike tan ni: ni la, jan li poki e tomo kala pi kama mute. ilo insa ni li ilo Kesete; taso, nimi ona lon li [ILO LI PAKALA]
ni li ken ala! seme li ken kama suli? mi sona ala e ni: "nimi [ILO LI PAKALA] en jan pali pi lipu ilo li toki lon ala lon." ni li tan ni: supa lukin li jo e sinpin pi tomo lipu. tan kulupu Pemete la, jan mute li sona e nasin toki ni. tan ni la, jan li toki e ijo pi suli ale. jan ale o lukin e ilo open tu pi ma ale tan poka Sinise tan ni: kepa li pali e mani li lon supa lukin. ni la, jan li ken lukin e linja pi pali nimi e jaki pi pali nimi.
sona lon sewi li pona e jan sina
the infamous speech was [A TOOL AND BREAKS] people and usaged an unknowing poly, so she waited with bated breath for them. in the worse case scenario, the similarities are major in that same road in my other half's estate. but the truth is, that's Schlamming. if you forget the important things you mention, even cluelessness could be better in that case. great! pretty! how should i improve it? the camera is inside a rod. however, it cannot stay in that rod for long. according to the defeated, it should stay alongside the coven since that people hold aquariums that come a lot. that instrument inside is a cassette, but its true name is [A TOOL AND BREAKS]
it can't be! who can come the biggest? i couldn't have known that "do the names of [A TOOL AND BREAKS] and the people that made the film speak true?" that's because the visible surface has the face of a cardboard house. from the grouped origin of Premde came hordes of people who knew this grammar. from this, people talk about things important and unimportant. everybody should've seen the two can openers of a hundred states from the nearby Sienesé because the que pas print money while they're on the table of eyes. this, people could see the entrails of word coinage.
the true knowledge of god heals your man
// entrails made me think of entrées ngl
toki ike li [ilo en pakala] e jan li kepeken e ko pi sona ala la ona li awen e kon telo tawa ona. ike la sama li suli lon nasin sama lon ma ante mi. lon la ni li Silami. weka pi sona suli sina la sona ala li pona. pona! pona! seme la mi pona e ni? ilo li lon insa palisa li ken ala awen. jan utala la ona o lon poka selo tan ni: jan ni li jo e poki telo pi kama mute. ilo ni li lon insa poki, taso niwi lon ona li [ilo en pakala].
ni li ken ala! seme li kama suli? mi sona ala e ni: nimi [ilo en pakala] en jan pi pali sitelen li toki lon ala lon. selo lukin li jo e sinpin pi tomo nasa la ni. mama kulupu pi jan Pulente la kulupu jan pi sona toki li kama. jan li toki e ijo suli lili tan ni. ali o lukin e ilo open tu lon ken ali tan ijo Sinese poka tan mani lipu Kepa lon supa lukin. ni la jan li ken lukin e insa pi kama nimi.
sona lon sewi li ala e ike jan.