#o toki tawa jan kon Wisi (Ask Ouija)
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mi tawa
jan Wisi o, kulupu sitelen pi toki Inli li seme?
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mi tawa
o toki e ijo pi nasa ala
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mi o lape anu seme
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mi tawa
// kon Wisi li lape
kon Wisi o, o lape ala!!
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mi tawa
// get sniped
// i think you can't say mi tawa after a letter because mi tawa is still a separate message
// hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok
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// kaka Wisi li dreaming e toki pona pi different words and grammar
kon Wisi o, sina wilo sina la sina seme?
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kon Wisi o, sina moli anu seme?
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mi tawa
kon Wisi o, sina luka e seme?
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mi tawa
kon wisi o! o pana e sitelen kon tawa mi
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mi tawa
// best work yet. keep it up
kon Wisi o, sina musi ala musi e musi kiwen lipu kipisi?
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// just what i need! thanks for the air!!!
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// acu geometry dash
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mi tawa
ojuta li seme?
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// rock paper scissors but kon Wisi throws kijetesa⿵冃✙aakuolilieu
// screw you
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kijetesamenkopalu
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mi tawa
// oujto
kon wisi o,
li seme
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mi tawa
// toeki pоna
kon Wisi o, 🦶 ?
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kon Wisi li tawa
kon Wisi o
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mi tawa
seme la mi moli?
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mi tawa
// mi o mpa la mi moli
sina ompa
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€
mi tawá
ov uw úv ovov uwu?
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kon wisi o, mi pana e lipu tu tu tawa sina
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mi tawa
kon Wisi o. sina pana e lipu seme?
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mi tawa
// pilin mi la NaN li lipu pi kule wile
kaka Wisi o, lipu nan li pali e seme?
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mi tawa
// it revises old creative works and makes them worse
// #1252585740433621022 message
// a, nasa
//kaka li ni: api la moss li olin e ma
// api?
kaka Wisi o, sina yupekosi e seme
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// nice job team
// ale li kama yupekosi 
// musi Uno li kama yupekosi kin
kwo, sina owe ala owe
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kaka Wisi o, mi tawa sike
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// ona li toki e "oui" li kama nasa
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// kanse li nasa e ona
// oui seme a n puke
mi tawa
kon Wisi o, sina pona ala pona? (sina toki e ni: sina puke aAANUSEMEmailMahjong?)
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mi tawa
//seme a
// mi sona ala a
kwo, seme a
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// can we not?
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// reclamation
// ...i still don't like it but I'll move on

kon Wisi o, sina musi ala musi e musi Tetato? (sina anpa ala e mi la sina ken ala tawa >:) )
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kaka Wisi o, Ur anus li suli ala suli
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mi tawa
kaka Wisi o sike ni li seme a
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mi tawa
// fastest kijetesantakalu in the history of ouija
// — ale li kijetesantakalu?
// — tenpo ale la ni...
kon Wisi o, sina moku ala moku e kijetesantakalu?
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mi tawa
// ona li moku e olin
// ala, ona li olin e ni: ona li moku e kijetesantakalu
kaka Wisi o tenpo seme li twinko i dont thibk thats a strange glub
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mi tawa
toki a! sina moku e kili anu seme?
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// mi moku ale mi
// feels like an e is missing
// we need an 🇪 in there
kon Wisi o, sina musi e musi seme?
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mi tawa
// no li after sina
// i forgor
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mi tawa
// sin jo e biyu
kon Wisi o biyu li seme
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// how do you accidentally write 𓉢 instead of U
// alt code moment
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// new nimisin:
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biyu - mu mu mu
o pini e mu
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mi tawa
// mama li pu e sina
// that's a great sentence fr
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// tepo 🔥
// soweli pi melome nanpa wan
// i forgot what melome meant lol
// meli pi olin meli
// ahhhhh ok
// but i'm referencing kulupu jan tepo
o kon Wisi, sina musi a
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mi tawa
kaka Wisi o, soko Sepi li wile lon e seme
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[zero width joiner]
[infinite width joiner]
[biang biang noodles]
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// what would this do
// if it's width is infinite, then the things can't be joined because they are infinitely far apart
// my theory is that it's a REALLLLLYYYYY long space
// thats the joke
// oh
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// alalalipupúpi pupe
& [infinite space] 𰻞💨
kon Wisi o, sina la supercalifragilisticexpialidocious li seme?
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// you broke the chain ⛓️💥
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// is a sitelus pona [singular of sitelen] a letter?
// sitelus is not the singular of sitelen
// then what is
// sitelen
// it's actually a sitellate
// no that's the verb. to sitellate. i sitellated
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mi tawa
// why is a random cuneiform glyph starworthy
// anyway
// supercalifthru4hysticht 🌍
sannekank💃 𒀱𒀱
kon wisi o weka tan tomo ni
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kon Wisi o toki e isipin sina
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// kam(t)hoe(f)
kaka Wisi o, "kam(t)hoe(f)" li seme
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// kak(b)suck(a)me(t)
kaka Wisi o, sina jo e len lawa pi mute seme?
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// I have this many hats: 🔴
kaka Wisi o, sina jo e len lawa loje pi mute seme?
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// new kaybopido with new phonemic hats dropped
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// sös(t)muœ(h)poo(m)s0w(g)x no(p)pyt(se)anuse(f)ea
// i like the exploding spaghetti hat
kaka Wisi o, len seme li pona mute mute tawa sina
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// that's supposed to be the zalgo version of 𒀱 but something happened along the way
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mi tawa
kaka wisi o, sina wile ala wile nanpa?
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// tonsujan
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// this is sitelen pona "lape" to be clear


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kon Wisi o, sitelen seme li nanpa wan tawa sina?
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kon Wisi o, toki e nimi "sike" lon tenpo lon...
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mi tawa
Kon Wisi o, nimi mi li Sam. Sina sonala sona?
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:kekan_shoot:
// pretend that's an emoji in this server
// here's what it looks like if you're curious #1145483914765422682 message
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// "I shoot Kekan and si [see]" anu seme
// ni ala. "I [mun kekan san shoots you] si?"
// mi miwi Sam*
kon Wisi o, jan Kekan San li moli ala moli e mi?
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mi tawa
jan Kekan San li moli e mi tan seme
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kon Wisi o, jan Kekan San li lon ala lon monsi mi?
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mi tawa
kaka Wisi o, (x + 5) = x^-1 + i² la, x li seme?
// did the math wrong 
// it should be -3 +- sqrt10 I think
// x + 5 = x^-1 + i²
// x + 6 = x^-1
// x^2 + 6x = 1
// oh youre completing the square
// i used quadratic formula but anyways its the same answer
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//uhh lemme find sqrt symbol
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kaka Wisi o, x^2 + 53831.38x - 37.8932 = 174.9611 la, the sum of the roots li seme
// does kaka Wisi know vieta's
// seme li vietas

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mi tawa
// we sung the alphabet song
// the sum of the roots of x² + 53831.38x − 37.8932 = 174.9611 is
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// it's actually −53831.38
// you called?
kaka Wisi o
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lmnop) = x² + 53831.38x − 37.8932 = 174.9611 la
li seme
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// sideways math sideways math
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3 + (Dlmnop) = D - 5S
3 + Dlmnop = D - 5S
Dlmnop = D - 5S + 3
lmnop = (-5S + 4) / D
Using the transitive property we can replace lmnop in the first equation:
3 + D((-5S+4)/D) = D - 5S
The two Ds cancel out:
3 - 5S + 4 = D - 5S
3 + 4 = D
7 = D
D = 7
// tell me if my math is right
// i don't see any errors but i might be missing something
// its not transitive its substitution
// or whatever the flip
// i forget proofs
// where did you get 174.9611
// kaka Wisi says x² + 53831.38x − 37.8932 = 174.9611 is equal to
− 5
= 3 + (
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// which means that there are four equal terms:
- x² + 53831.38x − 37.8932
- 174.9611
- 5
- 3 + (
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// which means
- 5
= 174.9611
// if ax^2 + bx + c = 0, then the sum of the roots is -b/a and the product of the roots is c/a
// nanpa li nasa e mi
kon Wisi o, mi meli pona ala pona...
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// ona li win!
kon Wisi o.... mi win e seme?
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mi tawa
// gostly nhk bob
kon Wisi o... π li nanpa seme?
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kon Wisi o... nimi pi kalama musi "pali seli" li seme
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// 🐊
// a a a a a a
// a a a a a a
// a a a a a a a a a a a a a
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// LAGTRL
kon Wisi o, sina jaki.
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//wait it was lagtr? damn it i had a better option then 
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// a lag
// why the G
// lag
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// mi pana e nimi L la, mi wile e nimi Walo
// taso ni li pona suli!!!!
// musi a
kon Wisi o, meli li seme?
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mi tawa
// spyro the
// kaka Wisi died before they could finish