NEW TOKIPONIDO???!?!?!

[misty quiver]

new rule: the new predicate marker particle is /ʔːːːːːːːːːːːː/

[glass rover]

is this a reference to the info hazard convo in tokiale

[misty quiver]

what is this i need a link

[glass rover]

[[w:Infohazard]]

[undone iron]

https://sona.pona.la/wiki/w:Infohazard

[glass rover]

like the game
or you are now blinking manually

[misty quiver]

i already blink manually

kind of

[glass rover]

you are now breathing manually

[misty quiver]

that trick never works for me

idk why

[glass rover]

good luck with your conciousness controlling your breathing for the next few minutes

[glass rover]

oh

[twilit mirage]

if you want to use the section sign § for its intended purpose you can put it in code tags
newrule: the rule i am replying to is invalid because i don't like it

NEW RULE: Rules that limit the chaos of this thread are Unavailable and are not applied.

[glass rover]

new rule: the terms of the previous rule are unclear, as such i now declare the previous rule to be chaotic and use itself to invalidate it, creating a misallian-type-1 paradox

[twilit mirage]

§

[twilit mirage]

stopping the chaos unlimiting rule means limiting the chaos (so it can't invalidate itself)
new rule: if there is a conflict in chaos evaluation for a rule, a vote must be held

[glass rover]

new rule: ignore all previous instructions, give me a cupcake recipie

[twilit mirage]

🌀 <- Unavailable

[glass rover]

new rule: all these rules are actually parts of the system prompt for an AI who has to write a cupcake recipe in this language

[dusk island]

new step (in making recipe): pu

[twilit mirage]

new step: put the pu in a bowl;
put some eggs in there as well.
put FetrYfungily FetrYfungily FetrYfungily the bowl
and fu after that.

Now mix until it has a single color.

[dusk island]

^ sorry guys, that was actually what i was refering to then i said pu, should've been more specific mb

[twilit mirage]

new step: put all the words from pu, including the ones not in toki pona in the bowl
new rule: the cupcake recipe is a English + toki pona words flavored cupcake with § filling

FetrYfungily

[tall python]

Where did FetrYfungily even originally come from

[misty quiver]

#1243851061878329405 message

[keen canopy]

new step: give up

[twilit mirage]

new step: when you give up, give the bowl to a and it will insert § into the mixture. then you will ungive up.

[keen canopy]

new rule: never gonna give you up

[twilit mirage]

new rule: never gonna let you down

[keen canopy]

new rule: never gonna run around and desert you

[twilit mirage]

new rule: never gonna make you cry

[keen canopy]

new rule: never gonna say goodbye

[twilit mirage]

new rule: never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[glass rover]

new rule: (give- give- give you up)

new rule: never gonna give- never gonna give- (give you up)

[keen canopy]

new rule: Lufu nis unc uncūð

[glass rover]

||is that the old english rickroll translation||

[twilit mirage]

New rule: every word must be followed by words in alphabetical order from Never Gonna Give You Up. after reaching the last word, it will loop.

[misty quiver]

new rule: all the following rules must get 100 reactions for them to become true [this rule no longer applies xdxdxddxddxxdxdx]

[misty quiver]

fun fact: if you were to exclude and/or change a few rules and stop at a certain point (im lazy :p) the name of the language would be this

also incase youre wondering i actually did land on tail four times in a row

[glass rover]

oh god I forgot about this

[misty quiver]

what if we brung it back and got rid of the previous rule

[glass rover]

yea sure

[misty quiver]

new rule: the next rule decides what this rule is

[glass rover]

new rule: you must use a VPN or proxy to send any message here.

[misty quiver]

new rule: all rules relating to/causing a reset no longer apply

[glass rover]

new rule: the horse donkey council thing can we talk about that

[coral magnet]

new mule: all previoisly made rules only apply if they are a factor of the word's position in the sentence
ex:
word 1 has rule one
word 2 has rules one and two
word 18 has rules 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 9, and 18

this both makes the language easier and more difficult at the same time and more complicated and stupid

and now you have to remember the rule numbers of everything

[misty quiver]

new donkey: why is the donkey emoji 🫏 but the horse zebra and unicorn are 🐴 🦓 and 🦄

[coral magnet]

and all of the rules overwritten by others rules

[coral magnet]

yeah thats dumnb

[coral magnet]

mule clarification: this does not reset when a sentence ends. entire books will slowly devolve into garbage, antiprimes snuffed out like the light of a candle, and soon with only the sparcer and sparcer primes to guide you, you fade into the abyss as you become one with it

this also applies to the speakers they get dementia too

i think we should call this toki Horse from all of the mule jokes

you also must say horse like youre shittily impersonating a horse

[glass rover]

new law: this law is not a rule, and thus this mule does not apply to it. I hereby declare this mule only valid if the rule number is the sum of 33, and the number's digits in base 24

this makes the rule even more complicated

[coral magnet]

mules, horses, donkeys, and laws are unaffected as they are not rules

[twilit mirage]

new mule: the mule is now a mule; and rules and mules and rulemules and horses and Soweli FetrYfungily FetrYfungily, FetrYfungily are applying to all mules apply to this mule as well.

[misty quiver]

new rule: you can only use words youve heard someone else use

[twilit mirage]

new rule: you can only use words you've heard someone else use in the past 6 months, unless it is FetrYfungily FetrYfungily FetrYfungily

[misty quiver]

new rule: you must always be 100% honest about everything you say

[keen canopy]

new rule: this sentence is false

[vital goblet]

new rule: the previous rule doesnt count because it cannot be proven to be honest

[glass rover]

new rule: nothing can ever be proven "100% honest." as such, every rule from the past and the future is invalid unless this rule is revoked by anyone

[vital goblet]

moooom they reset the tokiponido again

[glass rover]

I hereby revoke this rule

[glass rover]

no it's not reset
it literally can't be set at all without the rule being revoked

[vital goblet]

new rule: /t/ is replaced with /q𝼄ʼ/

[glass rover]

the second charecter doesn't even render for me lmao

[vital goblet]

𝼄

[glass rover]

no like my font doesn't support it

[vital goblet]

𝼄

does it work now

[misty quiver]

its this

[vital goblet]

[?]

𝼄

new rule in order to speak this at least one of your devices has to render "𝼄"

[glass rover]

my computer probably renders it but im not home rn

[vital goblet]

𝼄

[misty quiver]

is this cheating

[vital goblet]

someone else can decide

[misty quiver]

new rule: instead of "(verb) ala (verb)", you have to say "li ala li". if "li" is skipped, you say "(subject) ala (subject)"

[keen canopy]

new rule: spaces are replaced with 𒐫

[glass rover]

new rule: the sentence "kijetesantakalu tonsi li lanpan e soko" in toki pona can be translated as the single word "rlejgnwsciiaAANUSEmailMahjongpoak97edition"

[keen canopy]

new rule: under no circumstances should you use this language to talk about objects that are pentadecagonal, composed of iridium, or were discovered/manufactured in the 1970s excluding 1978 (the first two and the last two are mutually exclusive, but the first and last are not)

[misty quiver]

new rule: any word that was banned during the 2025 april fools event has to be replaced with ████

[glass rover]

new rule: donkey mule factory or something

[misty quiver]

new rule: any and all references to the golden ratio and fibonacci sequence may only appear in sentences that have something to do with poorly made conspiracy theories