toki pona funny translations

[strange ember]

mi awen - i commit tax fraud

[lavish brook]

lanpan li kama - I pay taxes

[molten quartz]

1000th message!!!!
lanpan li kama - fanum has entered

[keen violet]

lanpan li kama = the free market summons

actually wait that implies a free market is ike (which is something i personally dont agree with)

uhhh

lanpan li kama = big greedy business men are summoning things

[copper crag]

lanpan doesn't imply ike

[keen violet]

fair enough

[lavish brook]

mi lanpan e mani - i borrow money

[tender horizon]

just going to take out a loan

[copper crag]

mi lanpan e mani mute tan tomo mani

🏦

[lavish brook]

mi lanpan e jan lili - i adopt a child

[strange ember]

mi lanpan e pan - i collect the grain

[tender horizon]

o lukin e ni
lon suno open:
ona sewi tawa mi
lon suno mun awen…

sitelen lon kon ni
pi utala ken
lon sinpin suli
li wawa lon ni len

kin a, loje waso
pak’la lon kon laso
li toki e lon:
len mi li lon taso.

a wawa, len wawa li awen tawa
lon ma pi ona ken.. pi ona wawa!

fixate its eyes upon january.
sacred objects in stationary satellites' light...

graffiti of awaiting battles are numerous on this which is cloth

oh the color of the red on delta airlines™️'s logo
the suff'ring that exists within green spirits
they speak a universal truth:
my clothes only exist to exist

oh the power, a mighty privacy, that oscillates
among the developing countries.. that house strong people!

[copper crag]

how is ni january

[tender horizon]

suno open = opening days = january

[tender sparrow]

tenpo pini - THE APOCALYPSE

[dapper arch]

o toki sin - speak Newspeak

[keen violet]

o toki sin - could you redo toki pona (i dont like some aspects of it)?

[lavish brook]

❌ ike wawa
✅ pona ala pi mute tu

[keen violet]

o toki sin - could you release English 2, im bored of waiting

[lavish brook]

https://youtu.be/jcpzRUPmLkQ?si=YCCSp2GkXgGcQbM9

watch till the end

[keen violet]

ive already seen lmao

its awesome

i wont spoil it for anyone reading this thread

[lavish brook]

it is truly an experience

[keen violet]

oh that reminds me to vote for the CCC

wedge is going up in my top 6

[wide marten]

part of the bicycle

[keen violet]

kijetesantakalu tonsi li lanpan ala lanpan e soko - did the middle-of-the-road red panda legally obtain the fungi?

[wide marten]

o moku e soko - garnish the bomb

[wispy tulip]

mi la, tawa li laso e ijo - the object moves towards me (due to the doppler effect)

[lavish brook]

weka li loje - the universe is expanding

[chrome sable]

mi unpa e mama sina - i am your dad

[hasty moat]

@chrome sable Do you unpa yourself?

[chrome sable]

no

[white viper]

the what

[hasty moat]

seme li

[strange ember]

qhar

[lavish brook]

a - ærgh

[white viper]

o moli - now with my might as a king i have decided the best action you can do is to ||kys||(moli)

[wispy tulip]

sina suwi - you are sugar

[tender horizon]

a, ale o kama pona! o kama insa. moku mute li lon supa. o musi! - hey, what are you doing, the guests should arrive soon! get over here! there's so many crumbs on the couch- and where's the music?!

[sullen crater]

misikeke - Tetroxabismopentahydeheptalkene

Also
misikeke - Ennacosihendecathiopentacismyridiskhilidiacosiatriacontakaioctoxatetracismyripentaciskhilhexacosioctocontakaioctozolediacosiatakiskhiliaicosikiskhiliatetracosiahexacontakaihexahydehecatontakiskhiliahexacontakiskhilienneaciskhiliheptacosienneakaidecalkene

[sullen crater]

||jaki - Lunchly||

[lavish brook]

||yupekosi - to steal lunchables and unintentionally make it worse (lunchly)||

[alpine summit]

mi pilin ike - we are the senses of evil

[keen violet]

||yupekosi - to steal lunchables and intentionally make it worse (lunchly)||

[lavish brook]

||yupikesi||

[keen violet]

mi toki Inli - i am the physical manifestation of the British variety of the English Language

[lavish brook]

lipu owe - toki pona: the language of good

[tender sparrow]

lipu pu - any lipu within the observable universe

[lavish brook]

lipu pi owe wawa - toki pona: the language of good

lipu ike pi owe wawa - toki pona: the language of good

lipu pi toki pona pi toki owe - toki pona: the language of good

lipu pi pana toki owe - toki pona: the language of good

lipu pi toki owe wawa - toki pona: the language of good

lipu pi nasin owe - toki pona: the language of good

lipu pi toki owe - toki pona: the language of good

lipu pi owe pi toki pona - toki pona: the language of good

lipu pi owe toki - toki pona: the language of good

lipu pi nasin toki owe - toki pona: the language of good

lipu ike pi nasin owe - toki pona: the language of good

lipu ike owe - toki pona: the language of good

lipu ike pi owe toki - toki pona: the language of good

lipu ike pi toki owe - toki pona: the language of good

lipu nasin pi owe wawa - toki pona: the language of good

lipu pi owe nasin - toki pona: the language of good

lipu pi ike owe - toki pona: the language of good

lipu pi owe ike - toki pona: the language of good

lipu pi wawa owe - toki pona: the language of good

lipu pi nasin owe wan - toki pona: the language of good

lipu pi nasin toki owe wan - toki pona: the language of good

[median steppe]

toki pona- the language of "eh, you get the gist"

[wispy tulip]

jan sona - those who know 💀

[strange ember]

nanpa ike - complex number

[lavish brook]

nanpa ike - any number other than one and two

[tender horizon]

mi olin e sina - i am cupid and shoot you with an arrow

[cosmic leaf]

this doesnt make much sense

[tender horizon]

"i cause you to love"?

[cosmic leaf]

mi jan pi pali olin la mi pana e palisa kiki tawa sina would be a more appropriate translation

mi olin e sina is really just... i love you

[tender horizon]

i was riffing off of the "i cause you to love" interpretation

in which case "i am cupid and shoot you with an arrow" is a very contrived but not impossible situation in which one might use "mi olin e sina"

[cosmic leaf]

tbh it is honesyly kinda impossible to actually mean all that with mi olin e sina

[tender horizon]

no i agree, no one would actually translate it like that

but that's why this is toki pona funny translations

[cosmic leaf]

translations should be understandable

[tender horizon]

good translations should be

[cosmic leaf]

thing is

interpreting mi olin e sina as that isnt even a translation

its like saying that italian "mi manchi" (literally just "i miss you") translates to "you are the love of my life and i cant live without you"

[tender horizon]

i think you have a valid point
but given that toki pona is so context-dependent, i think that if i were reading a text, given the correct and clear context and cupid said "mi olin e sina!", one could reasonably interpret that as cupid shooting someone with an arrow

it's really contrived and out of context, i don't think anyone would reasonably translate it as that

[cosmic leaf]

id still argue not because in what possible context does the phrase for i love you mean that

[tender horizon]

mi olin e sina literally, literally means "i apply love to you," which usually means "i love you," but could also be taken to mean "i make you love [something/someone]"

[cosmic leaf]

itd mean "i cause you love", not "i cause you to love"

[spice mortar]

olin

usage

core (pu)

definition

to have a strong emotional bond with, e.g. affection, appreciation, compassion, respect; platonic, romantic, or familial relationships

[tender horizon]

i apply [the concept of having a strong emotional bond with] to you

i assign that trait to you

[cosmic leaf]

yea that

[tender horizon]

so, i make you have a strong emotional bond with [something]

or, i make you love [something]

[cosmic leaf]

thats kinda not how it works 😭🙏

[tender horizon]

i think we need a third opinion

because that's how i've known it for some time

isn't this the whole monsutatesu thing

[rigid bay]

The Monsutatesu is a phenomenon occurring in Toki Pona where every sentence with a transitive verb can potentially mean two completely opposite meanings, provided that the word used has a verb definition. For example:
...
ijo Monsutatesu li ijo lon toki pona. ona la, toki ale pi kepeken nimi Transitive Verb li ken kon e kon tu pi ante mute. nimi ni li kon e kon Verb la, ni li lon. sama ni:

kalama
mi kalama e ona
I make sound OBJ them
“I recite "them".’

mi kalama e ona
I apply sound-making OBJ them
“I make them make a sound.”

monsuta
mi monsuta e ona
I apply fear OBJ them
“I make them afraid.”

mi monsuta e ona
I monster OBJ them
“I am afraid of them.”
“I make them into a monster.”

In Toki Pona, there is no way to tell which meaning is being said, except with context.
...
lon toki pona la, waleja li lon ala la, jan li ken ala sona e ni: kon seme li lon.

#e4f7f5 monsutatesu

[tender horizon]

yeah like the kalama example

[cosmic leaf]

mi olin e sina

i apply the concept of a strong emotional bond to you

youve kinda said what i mean yourself here, youre not making someone fall in love

[tender horizon]

this quote words it better than i can

[cosmic leaf]

as an example of what you mean, ill use the phrase "i make them fall in love with john"

mi pana e olin ona tawa jan Jon

mi pali e olin ona tan jan Jon

imma go eep now tho

sooooo nini :3

[tender horizon]

alright good night

[lavish brook]

suno suno - sunday

[prisma hinge]

jan kamalawalℹ️ - a person of anℹ️rchy / kamala harrℹ️s

jan tona wan - one toner seller / donald trump

[cosmic leaf]

tomo jaki pi ken ala lon - Naples

[prisma hinge]

utala uta - kissing

[lavish brook]

mute - division

[strange ember]

mute - multiplication

[tender horizon]

mute - addition

[lavish brook]

mute - subtraction

if the result is three or more

[wide marten]

tu - subtraction

if the result is an even number

[white viper]

o weka - subtract

[lavish brook]

o moku e kala pona - subtract a happy number while swimming
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_number)

[quartz shadow]

mi kepeken e ilo - i make the tool usable

[vital sable]

mi ilo e kepeken - i make the tool usable

mi kepeken e kepeken - i make the tool usable

mi ilo e ilo - i make the tool usable

[lavish brook]

mi kepeken ilo - I'm a usable tool

[trim bear]

mi kepeken ilo - im on the app

[mossy horizon]

mi kepeken ilo - I'm a use of the tool

[lavish brook]

mi kepeken ilo - i am the usage of a tool

[trim bear]

mi kepeken ilo - i (can) operate a forklift

[prisma hinge]

o awen e ala toki a!

= shut up !

ala

[mossy horizon]

o awen e ala toki a! - have the right to remain silent!

[trim bear]

o awen e ala toki a - dont pause talking

[prisma hinge]

o awen e ala toki a — guard the talkative void

[lavish brook]

o awen e ala toki a — continue to delete words

[cosmic leaf]

o awen e ala toki a - ENDURE THE LINGUISTIC ZERO

[molten quartz]

mu

o awen e ala toki a - keep the abyss free from the american bill of rights

[prisma hinge]

wow

[prisma hinge]

ok

[prisma hinge]

o awen e ala toki a — please ensure that the whispering abyssal chasm remains calm and dormant.

[wispy tulip]

o awen e ala toki a - please protect the state of not thinking

[lavish brook]

- raccoon that's not a preverb or a quote

[keen violet]

o awen e ala toki a - In the event of an emergency, please make your way to and protect the sign written asemically.

[quartz shadow]

mu pakola - am surry

[wispy tulip]

mi tan telo - i am a waterfall

[lavish brook]

mi tawa ma - i am an earthquake

[prisma hinge]

ona li tomo suli - he accommodates importantly

[cosmic leaf]

mi tawa e tomo - i shake the housing centre

mi tawa tomo - im housing travel

[prisma hinge]

mi tomo tawa — i turn people into buildings (theyre already moving because the earth is)

[keen violet]

mi tawa tomo - I am an apartment complex's business venture

[lavish brook]

mi tomo - i am a discord server channel

[keen violet]

mi tomo - I am the physical manifestation of housing

[quartz shadow]

mi tomo - im house ||(like car pit)||

[tender horizon]

mi - us. all of us. all of us... complicated... creatures on this tiny pebble in the middle of the universe. every one of us. every single one.

[copper crag]

mi tomo - i'm house ||md||

[quartz shadow]

mi tomo - i'm house ||i cant even think of anything||

[lavish brook]

mi tomo - i am currently in the process of becoming an ant farm

[quartz shadow]

tomo - ant farm

[lavish brook]

tomo - human (there are bacteria inside, for them it's a "home")

[keen violet]

mi tomo - I am undergoing a surgery which will transform me into the physical manifestation of living inside a Minecraft semi-automatic sugar cane farm

[keen violet]

toki bacteria when

[wispy tulip]

mi tomo - there is someone living inside my brain

[tender sparrow]

mi tomo - i am bigger than an elementary particle

[wide marten]

jan but it's bacteriocentric

mi jan - we're bacteria

[tender sparrow]

mi tomo - i am eukaryotic

[keen violet]

mi tomo - I am the set of all sets that don't contain themselves

[lavish brook]

mi tomo - i am a set

[keen violet]

mi tomo - I am a single-celled organism (there is a mitochondria inside me, im a house for it)

[lavish brook]

mi tomo - I am any object larger than an atom

||tomo ijo merger when||

[pure depot]

mi tomo - i am any object larger than the planck length

[cold temple]

but uta already means kissing?

[tender horizon]

i’ve thunk of a tomo-poki merger. it should be a new word which is a portmanteau of the two: toki

i think this new word will not be confusing as it does not collude with any already existing word and will be a widely accepted nasin.

||/j||

[lavish brook]

seriously though tomo and poki are extremely similar and the only reason they are different words is because all real languages distinguish them. like tomo is effectively just poki for animate ijo, but toki pona doesn't have animacy, so it's basically just a neat way to distinguish two similar concepts, but it doesn't have to be.

[keen violet]

mi tomo - I am an atom (there are protons and neutrons inside me, i am their home)

[tender horizon]

a tomo-poki-selo-len merger has been proposed #912286596517220363 message

which is… not the worst idea?? you could even conceivably throw jo in there

what is tomoing something but joing it

i think more practically, individually merging tomo and poki, and selo and len, would be reasonable

[prisma hinge]

misikeke = prescriptivism

[keen violet]

kule - haplotype

jan kule - person with haplotype

lawa kule - government composed entirely of haplotypes

[wide marten]

that's why it's funny i guess,

i love having jellied haplotypes for dinner

[cosmic leaf]

pali li pali e ma ni - living works that world

[keen violet]

jan - chicken without feathers

[cold temple]

explain how that is jan

[cosmic leaf]

mi lawa - im a human brain

[old wigeon]

mi toki — i am a conversation

[strange ember]

tu - duplication
tu - halving

[lavish brook]

tu tu — one

[swift herald]

mani tu li seme tan ni: mani sin anu mani weka?

[deep oracle]

mi ma mu li pona mute - animal sound zoo-related me is very good.

[wispy tulip]

luka - six (if you have polydactyly)

[lavish brook]

luka - one

if one hand is one

[tender horizon]

wan - infinity (wan, the whole universe)
tu - a half
tu wan - three halves (a half plus one is three halves)
tu tu - one (two halves)
luka - one
luka wan - one (one hand, which we already said is one, so it’s just one one)
luka tu wan - one (one one that also splits, but we’re not counting that as part of the number)
luka tu tu - four fifths (a split, then split again five)
luka luka - five (five hands, or five ones)

[keen violet]

i like luka meaning 2 better

[lavish brook]

ale — 10⁸⁰

[tender horizon]

wait why?

[wide marten]

most people have two hands

[tender horizon]

[deep oracle]

ilo sona pi ken tawa - knowledge tool that can move.

[prisma hinge]

mi pilin pona lon pali e musi = I lika do da cha cha

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxFsVzvKv-040DBcFYOS0s77xNw7pfHszl?feature=shared

[trim bear]

mi pilin ike - i am complicated ideas

[wide marten]

o unpa - let's divorce

[cosmic leaf]

mi pilin ike - i exist as a complex heart

[wide marten]

slay the princess:

[cosmic leaf]

[keen violet]

mi unpa ala - I did not have sexual relations with that women /ref

[quartz shadow]

mi unpa ala - I'm not sec

[strange ember]

time typo

[lavish brook]

mi unpa ala - i am not an intercourse

[cosmic leaf]

akesi - indonesian blue tongued tiliqua

[wide marten]

where's the tongue

show tongue NOW

:3

[cosmic leaf]

ITS SO FKN CUTE I CANT

[wide marten]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[wide marten]

literally me when i

tongue

like

ice cream

or something

[cosmic leaf]

QJJSJSJJAJAJSHJSJSJAJAAKKSS FUN FACT tiliquas make great pets

theyre extremely smart and not too high maintainance

only thing is you need to get the australian species because the indonesian ones are often not from farms but captured

[cosmic leaf]

ko telo suwi

[tender horizon]

mi pakala - i'm hecked

[tender horizon]

skink!

[cold temple]

mi tawa sewi. mi pilin e lipu sewi. - I jump and touch a high-up sign.
mi tawa sewi. mi pilin e lipu sewi. - I think about sacred scripture. I ASCENDDDDDDDDD

[cosmic leaf]

mi pakala - i am the action of hurting

[keen violet]

toki! mi jan Kekan San. mi wile pana e sona pi toki pona tawa sina - Dear communication, I am the third Kraken. I wish to inform you of the good conversation.

[tender horizon]

toki! mi jan Kekan San. mi wile pana e sona pi toki pona tawa sina - languages! i’m a human from the country of the Great-Grand Sands, and i’d be honored to diffuse the knowledge of you, who are mobile and benevolent languages, across the world!

[white viper]

mi moku e sina - i turn you into food

[tender horizon]

sina pi wile moku li sina ala - if you need food to survive, you are a mere shadow of yourself

[old wigeon]

You who want to be eaten are impostors

[copper crag]

i ask the good people here at toki pona funny translations to translate this in as many ways as possible:

mi soweli sike sewi tawa tomo lape ni majuna sama nena suno leko anu luka tu pimeja pi poki jelo unpa. ijo o kute e mu pu.

it's a mora pangram

here's mine:

||i am a rotating cow to this old bedroom, like bright square bumps or 2 black hands belonging to a yellow breeding box. things should listen to the animal noises caused by interacting with Toki Pona: The Language of Good by Sonja Lang||

[tender horizon]

my most reasonable translation:

||like an angular sunlit mountain, or a black seven from a yellow sex box, this ancient bedroom thinks i’m a divine circular beast. let the object hear the cries of learning toki pona||

with some creative liberties:

||everyone in this retirement home thinks i'm some "holy cow!". it's like when you jitterclick so fast you start seeing sparks, or when you touch a yellow box of condoms with both of your hands, with the lights turned off. like, everything starts listening to the sounds of pages from "toki pona: the language of good"... flipping... flipping... faster and faster...||

[wide marten]

||i'm a penguin sent from god to that Esperantist hospital, literally ice cubes or a greynbow of a bee. hark the bark||

[cosmic leaf]

||i exist and work as a round Elasmotherium god to an ancient forgotten resting container similarly to a hill-like minecraft sun or two fives concepts of black of a piss-colored fetish esophagus. thing would hear a bible sound.||

[vital sable]

||I'm this hibernating domesticated tumbling tumbleweed like a square corona or black 7 of a card game. Here's the thing, listen to the toki pona bible.||

[cold temple]

||As a sibling of... how do I put this... either a squarish mountain on the sun, or a set of two black hands, which could in fact be two arms... or an arm and a hand that were birthed from a rust-colored box of... sex? How does that even work? Anyways, as a sibling of a single entity that could be either of those things (I don't know for sure which one, but I know for sure it's one of them), I am a circle furry (yes, circles are animals), that is floating ever so slightly towards an ancient restroom. And I ask this coat named Samantha over here to hear what I hear, which is the distressed sounds of lipu-pu (yes, that is also an animal) being interacted with.||
i may have takes some creative liberties here lol

[cosmic leaf]

"may"

[cold temple]

wow i never realized breaking bad was an anagram of baking bread

[tender horizon]

it is in fact a spoonerism

[tender sparrow]

tu leko - 4

tu leko - 8

[keen violet]

pakala ike = pakala pan
therefore, ike = pan

avoid the carbohydrate virus! /j

[white viper]

toki sona - nerdspeak

[tender sparrow]

tu leko nasa - 16

tu leko nasa - 65536

[prisma hinge]

lon ala lon ala

[reef lake]

o moku e pan!! ni ala la moli li ken!!

[prisma hinge]

li lon

[wide marten]

seme a

mi sona ala

mi idgi e ni

[keen violet]

math

[wide marten]

so what's pan??

oh a mowing

i googled on the wiktionary search bar

[keen violet]

if we declare a variable p "pakala", a variable b "pan", and a variable i "ike"
if we say pb = pi, then b = i

[wide marten]

???????????

[keen violet]

ok I probably epic failed that math or something

[wide marten]

oh phew

i was worried i was in a coma and this is my nightmare

where i'm dumb

[keen violet]

I can't tell if I'm dumb or if you're dumb /non-insult

[cosmic leaf]

jan ale o

o ante toki e nimi ni lon toki Inli lon nasin pi ken ale:

"ona li toki pona"

ona li toki pona - ||he is a marvelous salutation||

[hasty moat]

ona li toki pona - ||that says "nice"||

[lavish brook]

ona li toki pona - ||they are a tasty piece of text||

[keen violet]

tonsi - analogue
tonsi ala - digital

[vital sable]

tonsi - digital

tonsi ala - analogue

[hardy kiln]

tawa tawa - moving movement

[cosmic leaf]

tawa tawa - to transitioning

[hardy kiln]

Omg, I like that!

[copper crag]

mi tawa ma ante - i go to transland

[prisma hinge]

mi ken toki lon sona mute kepeken nimi lili — i speak toki pona

mi ken toki lon sona mute kepeken nimi lili — i speak ithkuil

[lavish brook]

mi ken toki lon sona mute kepeken nimi lili — i can write tiny text

[prisma hinge]

-# tiny text

[keen violet]

omg tawa tonsi merger /j

[sullen crater]

This died

[keen violet]

ni li moli - That has been reincarnated

[old wigeon]

sina olin mi — You love to be me

[tender sparrow]

???

[cosmic leaf]

gen alpha here

skibidi sigma isnt always pona

[sullen crater]

❌

[sullen crater]

I didn't like that translation anyways, deleting it rn

[cosmic leaf]

thats not very sigma of you

[sullen crater]

btw i only posted that because the msm official discord server is now engraved into my brain

[cosmic leaf]

[tender horizon]

it makes sense tawa mi

[cosmic leaf]

wha

[sullen crater]

wait you weren't calling me a gen alpha

[cosmic leaf]

duh

[tender horizon]

is 14 gen alpha? i thought the starting birth year was something like 2012-2013

[reef lake]

tenpo la mi lukin e ni: sike nanpa MALL li open

[reef lake]

a insa

[tender horizon]

taso, sike open li ko a

[tender horizon]

"mall" a a

[reef lake]

tomo MALL

[tender horizon]

tomo MALL li mute a

[sullen crater]

gen alpha is 2013-2028

[sullen crater]

nngh

monsuta kalama pi ko suwi - Me Epic Pango

[granite scarab]

i though gen beta starts in 2025

[sullen crater]

That one’s for the newer scale (The fake one)

[cosmic leaf]

yea

[cosmic leaf]

no

[sullen crater]

yes it is and it was always was.

[cosmic leaf]

wrong but ok

[lavish brook]

Apparently there are multiple definitions of gen alpha placing the starting year anywhere from 2010 to 2013, none of them are more “correct”.

[tender horizon]

so point being if you’re 14 you can be gen alpha if you want to be

but if you’re 11 you’re probably gen alpha
and also probably shouldn’t be on discord

[keen violet]

2028? NO!

[keen violet]

what fake scale?

[sullen crater]

2010-2025

[keen violet]

yeah but it seems generally accepted that gen alpha ends 2025

[keen violet]

who faked it?

[sullen crater]

idk

[keen violet]

plus general usage is what really matters, just because gen alpha "technically" ends 2028 (whatever "technically" means), doesn't mean that's how people in general think of it

[sullen crater]

m

[tender horizon]

not that funny but i thought it’s a clean and satisfying translation where the toki pona is better than the english

ona sona - those who know

[keen violet]

мулаписа - پيتذا

[deep oracle]

o pana e tomo tawa mi - please give me roof/please give away my house which is on an earthquake simulator

[lavish brook]

o pana e tomo tawa mi - drive a your car into my car

[cosmic leaf]

o pana e tomo tawa mi - throw the travelling human that is mine

[tender sparrow]

o pana e tomo tawa mi - in my opinion you must eject hotels

[quartz shadow]

o pana e tomo tawa mi - donate my car

[lavish brook]

o pana e tomo tawa mi - for the sake of me, please become a factory factory

[modest plover]

o pana e tomo tawa mi - let me obtain ownership of that car dealership

[sullen crater]

mute - 2175584 (Those who know 🥶)

[lavish brook]

ilo - TE connectivity circular connector

[cosmic leaf]

mute - 69

[tender sparrow]

tomo telo - igloo

[keen violet]

tomo tawa - House on wheels

[tender sparrow]

tawa weka - telekinesis

[keen violet]

tawa pona - good ridance

[lunar wolf]

mi moku telo - i'm a beverage

[cosmic leaf]

mi moku telo - im liquified chicken

[quartz shadow]

mi waso telo - im a duck

[lavish brook]

mi waso telo - im molten airplane

[flint coral]

mi waso telo - i’m an airborne raindrop

[keen violet]

mi waso telo - And the LORD decreed, ⁵ "I am the heavenly lava" ⁶

[sullen crater]

mi waso telo - im ||BIRD BLOOD 👹||

[tender horizon]

isn’t that telo waso?

[cosmic leaf]

thatd be telo waso

waso telo is liquid bird

aka

duck

[sullen crater]

oh

[copper crag]

no, duck is "o tawa anpa" /musi

[cosmic leaf]

[copper crag]

we are in funny translations after all

[wide marten]

bird is a title there i think

[tender horizon]

oh i could also see that

mi wile e sina anu seme - is this making you hungry yet?

[deep oracle]

mi wile e sina anu seme - I turned you all into obligations, don't I?

[cosmic leaf]

mi wile e sina anu seme - i convinced you to elect him, didnt i?

[sullen crater]

🩲
wait that wasn't an under where joke

[keen violet]

"what's a synonym for fast?"
"brief!"
laugh track plays

[reef lake]

duck =
bird - waso
or
crouching to avoid something - tawa anpa

[vital sable]

o suli e lawa sina - Improve your dictatorship

[keen violet]

o pona e owe - please help deliver medicine to big brother

[vital sable]

o owe ala - Please be a little sister

[keen violet]

o meli poka lili - Please be the girl who is next to the abstract concept of smallness

[reef lake]

Be a lil friendly girl

[vital sable]

owe kipisi - 992

owe tu - 992

owe tu = 3968

[keen violet]

owe tu - Big brothers are watching

[tender horizon]

cw capital letters ||IOU - HEMUSTPREORDERTHENEWTOKIPONABOOK||

[strange ember]

why would you cw capital letters

[wide marten]

do you not remember when the capitalists killed half of all jan pi toki pona 😔

[keen violet]

which capitalists? like the economic system ones or the capital letter ones?

[tender horizon]

wasn't sure, maybe it's totally unnecessary
i know some people interpret capital letters as shouting and seeing a lot of them in a row can be overwhelming so i thought i should give it a warning even if that's not the intent
that was a bad explanation but i hope that gets the point across

[livid remnant]

o moku e kala pona = turn a tokiponist diver into food

[tender sparrow]

o moku e kala pona = cook an aquatic bacterium
(simple life - bacterium)

[tender horizon]

o moku e kala pona - feed some nice fish

[lavish brook]

o moku e kala pona - integrate absorption into legal crabs

[cosmic leaf]

o moku e kala pona - with your esophagus end towards the jolly belostomatidaes

[tender horizon]

o pona e moku kala - we need to make fishing more ethical

[deep oracle]

o kala e pona moku - please turn the wellness of food into fish

[lavish brook]

o moku e pona kala - devour the virtues of walruses

[keen violet]

o moku e kala pona - And the LORD asks of thee to convert thy exotic fish into thy consumable glue

[lavish brook]

o kala e kala kala - deevolve swimming pool frogs

[modest plover]

ma pona pi toki pona - patch of dirt that tells fortunes

[tender horizon]

olin suwi mi o,

seme la mi toki e nasin pi pona sina? sina awen e mi, li suno e pimeja mi. sina lon mi. sina ale e mi. a, mi wile e sina!

• olin sina

oh, my poor wretched love life!

it is impossible to recount any redeeming qualities in you. you hold me back and cannot keep any secrets! it’s like you’re on top of me, expecting me to fix your reality. oh, that you find another loved one!

• this is your love

[quartz shadow]

ma - territory
cw, theres like a scissor and like woman things in there. also there is a bad word in like in there
https://youtu.be/RIFSuAJhTlg

[cosmic leaf]

OMFG CYRIAK I LOVE CYRIAK

[deep oracle]

toki! - cw: swearing references (indirectly) ||A calque of the word language from English used as an interjection when someone swears.||

[quartz shadow]

HECK YEAH!!!

[wide marten]

pakala a - jesus christ

'tisn't the season but still

[cosmic leaf]

pakala o - hark the chernobyl incident

[keen violet]

pakala o - Hark, my children! /j

[trim bear]

pakala o - hey you! (derogatory)

[modest plover]

pakala o - holler! an incident!

[trim bear]

pakala o! - goodness gracious! a fatal car crash!

[keen violet]

pakala o! - dear gender roles

pakala o! - dear late stage capitalism

[modest plover]

pakala o! - mistakes!

[cosmic leaf]

pakala o! - dear humanity

[reef lake]

pakala o - well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions

[cosmic leaf]

pakala o - golly gee wank wink wenk wonkers! i lost this geometry dash level!

[keen violet]

pakala o - my gee golly gosh, what a horrible evening this hath been

[modest plover]

pakala o - what is this mess????????

[trim bear]

pakala o - its a mess

[modest plover]

nasin - roots

[tender horizon]

a ike, tenpo pimeja ni li ike lon - oh the terrors of the Dark Apocalypse, it arrives…

[lavish brook]

a ike, tenpo pimeja ni li ike lon — ah what the hell, this convention of lightlessness is corrupting the truth

[wide marten]

tan - roots

[modest plover]

a ike, tenpo pimeja ni li ike lon -- stop closing the lights on the clock
(a bit of a stretch ngl)

[tender horizon]

i think that makes sense

a ike, tenpo pimeja ni li ike lon - oops! this power outage might destroy the universe

[tender sparrow]

tomo tawa - rook

[keen violet]

tomo tawa - THEY WHO HAVE INVENTED FOR US MOVEMENT AND CHANGE (THEY ARE A HOUSE)

[modest plover]

tomo tawa - this is a home according to

[deep oracle]

tomo tawa "moving weather dome"

[tender horizon]

o sike - you need to be a year older

[modest plover]

o sike - simon says turn into a 3d rotating torus /ref

[tender sparrow]

a ala - oh no!

[lavish brook]

a ala — hwæt! the inability!

[keen violet]

o sike - You now have the job of rotating the Earth, no pressure (ba-dum-ching). When can you start? Oh that'll be right. this. instant.

[lavish brook]

o ma - catapult yourself into the nearest Galilean moon using a chicken powered nuclear bomb

[deep oracle]

o ma - I kindly ask, please turn yourself into land (property) for lease.

[grand narwhal]

-# sending a message to join

[keen violet]

o ma - Dear citizen. We regret to inform you that you have planet duty on October the 7th 7291. Due to unforseen circumstances, the aliens have switched from metric to imperial. This is a threat to the security of the universe. Regards, Shlimglrihfjam Trillhgjkak, Governer of Earth

[deep oracle]

ilo suli mi - my important apps

[trim bear]

ilo suli mi - my wifi

[keen violet]

ilo suli mi - My personal windmill

[hasty moat]

ilo suli mi- my measuring tape

[keen violet]

ilo suli mi - My growth ray

[wispy tulip]

ilo suli mi - my pump that i use to inflate balloons

[quartz shadow]

ilo suli mi - My large nail clipper

[tender sparrow]

ilo suli mi - my blanket (it makes me warmer, thus causing heat expansion)

[keen violet]

ilo suli mi - my pet number creater (it expands the field of all numbers)

[tender horizon]

ilo seli mi kin

[granite scarab]

ilo suli mi - my universe creator

[tender sparrow]

wrongest toki pona translation be like

a ala ken li palisa open ilo poki
oh no the cans are sticking on the boxer

[tender horizon]

mi toki pi nasin nasa li pakala a
i mean of course weirdness is wrong!

[reef lake]

game many ah

[median steppe]

poki loje lon sinpin li poki tawa-
So anyways, how's everyone around here doing lately?

[reef lake]

Sini pakola - Good, hbu?

[median steppe]

a- doing just fine and dandy myself, thanks for asking!

[keen violet]

poki loje lon sinpin li poki tawa - Toki! Nimi mi li Sam. Sina sona ala sona? If you didn't understand what I was saying, don't worry. Your not having a stroke; I was just speaking, Toki Pona

[copper crag]

"you're not having a stroke, I am! or at least someone must have to allow this horrid video to release"

[tender sparrow]

pi nasin mi kepeken tawa palisa e ken open ilo poki
of course i used to stick cans on boxers

[deep oracle]

poki loje lon sinpin li poki tawa - red intermodal containers on the front of the ship are mobile containers (they have wheels) (nasa).

[keen violet]

ilo suli mi - my machine used to produce oxytocin (chemical romance)

[lavish brook]

sina pona mute - thou art factorially suitable

[keen violet]

pono - convevient

[peak kindle]

lipu - tax forms/extensive essay about an old milk brand

[lavish brook]

kalama len - a sound that sounds like an umbrella

#1162756469771472988 message

[lavish brook]

selo ma - atmosphere
selo ma - earth crust

[hardy kiln]

kili - bananamobile (A car that looks like a banana)

[lavish brook]

akesi - chicken nugget

[hoary tartan]

kili moku - a bananamobile that eats bananamobiles

[tender horizon]

kalama musi - some intriguing thunder

[peak kindle]

nasin pi kili moku - the predatory hirearchy of bananamobiles

[tender horizon]

ilo seli mi - my fire extinguisher
ilo pi seli mi - the extinguisher for the fire i caused
ilo ki seli mi - the extinguisher that causes a fire for me
ilo ki seli e mi - the extinguisher that sets me on fire
ilo li seli e mi - the extinguisher is setting me on fire
a - help

[reef lake]

#learn-toki-pona-1 message
sijelo pi palisa tu wan = The bodies of three heterosexuals

[gray comet]

yes

[deep oracle]

lipu lawa li lipu lawa - sheets of paper that are leaders are legal documents.

[lavish brook]

lipu lawa li lipu lawa - the headlines flatten using authority

[quartz shadow]

lipu lawa li lipu lawa - the picture of a head is the mind map of the government

[wispy tulip]

lipu lawa li lipu lawa - the documents memorized in the brain are legal documents

[tender sparrow]

o luka - please give birth to quadruplets

[keen violet]

lipu lawa li lipu lawa - the people in power (who are barely better then sheets of paper) are ruling in a paper-like fashion

[granite scarab]

ilo lawa pi ilo lawa : vr headset controllers

[gray comet]

monsuta pi sina moku - the fear that you will suddenly become food

[lavish brook]

monsuta pi sina moku - the fear that you'll eat

[deep oracle]

wawa linja li wawa linja - the superpower of the rope is electrity.

[modest plover]

wires: (/musi)

[peak kindle]

kulupu li awen jo e moku jelo mute - a day in the life of the US government

[strange ember]

what is the lore behind this

[peak kindle]

-# cheese

[deep oracle]

nasin sitelen mi li sama nasin sitelen mi - my handwriting is similar to my art style on Ibis Paint. (I seldomly use Ibis Paint. Also, I am not an artist)

[lavish brook]

telo unpa - honey

pollination

[quartz shadow]

cw. sex thing that is a thing
||telo unpa - viagra||

[deep oracle]

lon pona li lon pona - virtual reality is in virtues.

[modest plover]

a a a -sarcastically laughing in agony

[deep oracle]

ona li a a a a - they are REALLY laughing hysterically

[hoary tartan]

lipu lipu - book about leaves

[lavish brook]

lipu lipu pi lipu lipu - a text about leaves written on a flat piece of paper

[hoary tartan]

lipu lipu li lipu pu - the book which is made of leaves is the Toki Pona transation of "Winnie the Pooh"

[modest plover]

kasi kasi - that tree which owns itself

kasi kasi - that's a plant-kind of plant

[lavish brook]

poki poki pi poki poki - classified roles concerning enclosed storage spaces

[tender horizon]

a, toki, tenpo seme la sina ni? pini la mi lukin e ona la ona li ni ala a. - yeah, and when do you plan on becoming a "language"? i mean, if i squint i can see it, but like, it's not happening.

[keen violet]

jan = an entirely monkey-owned corporation

[quartz shadow]

jan - Homo erectus

[keen violet]

jan - Homo Macropus

[hoary tartan]

ni li jan - ni li jo e noka tu li jo ala e waso

[tender sparrow]

ni li ante toki ala. ona li awen toki pona - The fact that it's speechily staying fresh isn't speechily revolutionizing.

[tender horizon]

a, sina toki lon. lon la ona li toki pona ala. ni li wawa mute - YES, finally! you've just spoken a universal truth. in the entire history of the existence, such truths have never been phrased correctly, until just now. such is the power of the masses.

[keen violet]

sewi o! mi wile e kijetesantakalu. mi tawa - O creators of all, of the Earth and of the stars. O creators of all that is good, and all that is bad. I ask of thee, one simple desire; canst thou give me a pet raccoon? Amen

[keen violet]

sina leko - you are a( )cute(l)y

[modest plover]

toki - behold! an origin of conversation that will be continued from this point onwards!

[reef lake]

behold! a lang!

[copper crag]

the l-hat in kay(f)bop(t)

[tender horizon]

tenpo li weka! - time is running out. better go catch it!

[keen violet]

i didnt see any problem with this for a second

[keen violet]

mi len ala li unpa - We make sure we aren't flags while pollinating

[peak kindle]

Unpa is pollination now?
mi unpa e kasi :)

[tender sparrow]

Well it's basically the same thing but for plants

unpa kasi - flower

unpa kasi mije - stamen / pollen

unpa kasi meli - carpel

[peak kindle]

nnn lon

[trim bear]

unpa kasi mije - homosexual intercourse whole using shrooms

[ripe goblet]

ona li ken ala ken - they are unable to can

[tender sparrow]

ni la mi ken ala ken - Henceforth, I am unable to can

[ripe goblet]

to be or not to be - li ala li

[lavish brook]

to be or not to be - that is the question
tawa li anu ala tawa li - ni li e wile

[velvet fjord]

ala ala a la ala a l’ a ala ala ala
in a non-zero chance, is nothing nothing?

jan: not a corporation

[lavish brook]

remember guys people are corporations too /j

[mossy gulch]

sina seme?
which of you?

[mossy gulch]

sina seme?
you what?

[keen violet]

sine seme
tf

[deep oracle]

sina seme?
huh?

[copper crag]

sina seme
who... are you?

anu seme
or is it? [kalama Vsauce]

[keen violet]

sina seme
WHAT IN GODS NAME DID YOU DO TO YOURSELF I BARELY RECOGNIZE YOU

[deep oracle]

ma - fandom

[lavish brook]

len o nasa - the password must contain special characters

[tender horizon]

oh that’s a good one lol

[peak kindle]

luka sina li lon... seme?
lon anu seme? *mu musi* alaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*lukin wawa* :) (lon toki Morse Code)
mi lukin e musi Rick&Morty
toki a! VSauce, mi jan Make (ona li luka mute e nena ona)

[jade coral]

a a a - gargling water

[alpine raptor]

jan Osu - people should interact with a toki pona book in a book series that started with the wonderful wizard of oz

[hoary tartan]

jan Osu pi wawa nasa - "the person should interact with a toki pona book in a book series that started with the wonderful wizard of oz titled Piwa once asa."

[tender sparrow]

sitelen tawa - moveable type

[hoary tartan]

(jan o su Piwa wan asa)

[peak kindle]

esun esun - a monopoly (buying a market)

[ripe goblet]

poki esun — teleportation chamber

poki esun — spent nuclear reactor

[lavish brook]

tenpo li pini — the clock is on the wall

[ripe goblet]

explain

[lavish brook]

"you can see the time" → sina ken lukin e tenpo
wall is pini because it's the limit of the room
"there's a clock on the wall" → "you can see the time on the wall" → "tenpo li lon pini"
tenpo has the quality of pini, thus,
tenpo li pini

[ripe goblet]

so true

[lavish brook]

"the time is on the limit"

[copper crag]

therefore, "tenpo pini" - the wall clock

[mossy gulch]

ilo kili
Apple

[ripe goblet]

o uta e sike mi - carve a mouth into my jack-o'-lantern

[jade coral]

ilo pakala - ATM machine

[lavish brook]

o uta e sike mi - make my year full of funnels

[keen violet]

o uta e sike mi. Insert a multitude of mouths into my circular container immediately.

[lavish brook]

And on the fifth day of creation the LORD said¹, “Let there be gateways upon all that is seen², a seventh of a cubit broad and a seventh of a cubit deep³, and let those gateways be what leadeth on the path to consumption and digestion⁴, and let them be abundant and plentiful, spread all over the heavens and the Earth⁵, for they are frozen in an eternal timeloop⁶”; and there were the gates to consumption, upon everything that exists⁷, upon everything commanded by the LORD to exist in a spiral of time⁸, where the years coming do not replace the years gone, but are the years gone⁹.
— Temporalities 4:1–9

[keen violet]

lmfao

[hoary tartan]

mi toki pona - "I am Tokipona"

[trim bear]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-movie-minecraft-a-minecraft-movie-jack-black-i-am-steve-gif-13691645871022200802

[keen violet]

my theater all said "I am Steve" together when this scene played

[lavish brook]

(for those reacting with , this is a translation of o uta e sike mi)

[granite scarab]

there was only a few ppl in my theater so it wasn't very exciting

[deep oracle]

toki li awen. o sona e ni - Comments are paused. Learn more (on YouTube)

[keen violet]

toki li awen. o sona e ni - THE COMMUNICATION MONSTERS SURVIVED. I REPEAT, THE COMMUNICATION MONSTERS SURVIVED

[mossy gulch]

toki li awen. o sona e ni.
Please note that communication is still occurring

[meager canopy]

OH NO

[meager canopy]

The speech waits. Learn it while you can.

[lavish brook]

the encoding procedure has been reclassified to default. please inform the aforementioned people.

[meager canopy]

forest path = nasin kasi = vegetarianism

[hoary tartan]

nasin kasi = wooden bridge

[meager canopy]

nasin kasi = the way of the marijuana

[hoary tartan]

nasin kasi = the way of turning into a plant (like a nymph or something)

[mossy gulch]

nasin kasi = the direction plants go = up

[hoary tartan]

nasin kasi = trunk/stem (it acts as a path for water and nutrients)

[trim bear]

nasin kasi = smashing a beehive (you're attracting bees, like plants)

[velvet fjord]

nasin kasi = river filled with algae

[tender horizon]

nasin kasi =

how to be a plant

1. be a eukaryote, usually

2. be green-ish, usually

3. do photosynthesis, usually

4. be edible, usually

5. congratulations, you are a plant, usually

[lavish brook]

nasin kasi — the relations between cellulose molecules

[deep oracle]

nasin kasi - artstyle where you make arts using plants or something that can grow only.

[strange ember]

nasin kasi - underground fungal networks

[stuck dirge]

nasin kasi - the path where the pumpkin vine spreads

nasin kasi - veganism

[jaunty bane]

ma telo

[stuck dirge]

ma telo - area with moisture

[trim bear]

ma telo - living mud that drinks blood

[hoary tartan]

ma telo = a continent made of ice (frozen water)

[meager canopy]

ma telo - liquid dirt (melted)

[untold sleet]

ma telo - geological mantle

[hoary tartan]

ma telo = kulupu linluwi ni la jan li toki pona e ijo telo

[lavish brook]

esun — refund

[meager canopy]

esun - sacrificing your firstborn

[jaunty bane]

usawi esun - warlock

[lavish brook]

mi esun e kili

[deep oracle]

esun - to draw 5 cards and remove 1 card from your deck in LOCOfficial in Roblox because of a draw 5 and remove 1 wild card.

[mossy gulch]

o sitelen e luka - draw five

[keen violet]

o sitelen e luka:

[1] And God commanded upon the people of Raccoonland, "[2] Let there be no hand undrawn, [3] for the Lord will detest this." [4] And the people of Raccoonland obeyed, [5] and they left none of the five hands undrawn
2 Raccoonland 12:1-5

[keen violet]

what's temporalities I swear I recognize that

[tender horizon]

o sitelen e luka - use sign language please

[meager canopy]

o sitelen e luka - make words with your appendages

[deep oracle]

o sitelen e luka - You shall make fan arts of Five from BFDI.

[ripe goblet]

nasin kasi = the direction plants grow = down

[strange ember]

nasin kasi - making copies of oneself

[lavish brook]

o luka e kasi — cut trees into five pieces

[stuck dirge]

laso palisa

[ripe goblet]

sina sona ala sona? — are you having a stroke?

awen sinpin — gate keeping

[ripe goblet]

utala lawa — lawsuit
utala lawa — headbutt

[rustic gull]

utala esun - juggling competition

[stuck dirge]

laso palisa - coconut tree leaf

[deep oracle]

utala utala lon utala - HOI4 competitions on a battlefield.

[lavish brook]

utala ma - earthquake

[untold sleet]

jan lape - sleeper agent

[meager canopy]

now we know what jan San meant

[ripe goblet]

be flat! =

[meager canopy]

what the hell is that sp

[ripe goblet]

♭

[trim bear]

o b

[meager canopy]

toohpaste

[trim bear]

semey

[rustic gull]

o uta e sike mi - description of golf

[ripe goblet]

anpa palisa - under tail

[meager canopy]

= low-hanging banana

[mossy gulch]

= limbo dance

palisa li lon ma anpa taso sina en jan pi ike ale li utala musi pi anpa palisa = the bar is in hell but here you are limbodancing with the devil

[hoary tartan]

anpa palisa = stilts (when you are on the stilts)

[wide marten]

#pana - excretion

number

excretion amount?

yeah that works

[keen violet]

#excretion sounds like an absurd trend

[karmic coral]

mi pu ike
I set pages of Toki Pona: The Language of Good (Lang, 2014) on fire and throw it onto a floor covered in gasoline

mi pu ike
I am harassing people using ransom notes cut out from pages of Toki Pona: The Language of Good (Lang, 2014)

[peak kindle]

mi pu pona
I am currently framing Toki Pona: The Language of Good (Lang, 2014)

[meager canopy]

pakala = bruhfish

[molten quartz]

mi pu pona
I am currently fixing my purposefully ripped copy of Toki Pona: The Language of Good (Lang, 2014)

[mossy gulch]

kalama = landfish

Reminds me of a joke I read somewhere, forgot by who
jan ala li wile kute e kala pi lon ala telo tan seme?
||ona li kalama/kala ma||

[rustic gull]

o pu
what i say to someone before i slap them with Toki Pona: The Language of Good (Lang, 2014)

[meager canopy]

luka tu wan = the last dualwielder

[keen violet]

how the fuck does wan mean last

[meager canopy]

there's one left

[keen violet]

oh

[granite scarab]

jan ale - omniman

-# li lon seme a

[median steppe]

Fun fact: Monkeys are able to count to three! - Munke can san

[untold sleet]

mi a

[odd estuary]

ma tomo -> compost made out of car parts

[lavish brook]

ma pona -> compost made out of tokiponists

[keen violet]

ma Mewika - compost

[gloomy stone]

mi o su - I should play the game Osu! (2007) using a copy of The Wonderful Wizard of Oz: Toki Pona Edition (Lang, 2024)

[lavish brook]

mi pu - i make a joke about how pu as a verb can mean literally any interaction with lipu pu which sometimes results in funny translations

[gloomy stone]

soweli li mu - the dog delivers a heartbreaking story about how its best friend passed just moments ago and how they shared almost every moment togrther

[median steppe]

Soweli mu - the aforementioned dead hedgehog (the dog's friend)

[untold sleet]

mi ku - I use a copy of Toki Pona Dictionary as a vehicle

[copper crag]

mi ku - I press the start button on a recording of one of Hatsune Miku's songs using the Toki Pona Dictionary

[velvet fjord]

mi ku - i become the metaphysical concept of building a seven-storey house using bricks made with toki pona dictionaries on a flying island of water with a large mushroom growing inside of the soil

[tender sparrow]

mi ku - I am a group of electrically charged particles which was on the surface of the sun 8 minutes ago whose electromagnetic waves have travelled at the speed of light to earth and caused movement of electrons within a copy of toki pona dictionary

[lavish brook]

mi pu - I am become Toki Pona, the Language of Good

[gloomy stone]

jan Tanjunsi li pakala e pu - jan Tanjunsi magically coats every copy of Toki Pona: The Language of Good in primary explosives, ruining every future interaction with the aforementioned book

[ripe goblet]

tenpo suli li ko e jan

• time weakens one
• Big Ben vaporised Thatcher

[strange ember]

mi pu - i work at amazon

[meager canopy]

man gets deboned by an important holiday

[keen violet]

[tender sparrow]

pu - to physically exist within the observable universe

[keen violet]

pu can then technically mean "anything that exists"

[tender sparrow]

well there can be stuff outside the observable universe

[keen violet]

pu can be "to exist physically in the universe" as well by that logic

[lavish brook]

It’s interacting with pu via the way of the concept of it being in your brain coexisting with the concept of pu

[keen violet]

lon...

[lavish brook]

So it’s only not pu if you don’t think about it which is literally owe

[keen violet]

pu - the abstract concept of talkey poner that land bridge of cool

[tender sparrow]

it didn't make me have the concept of it
we don't even know if it exists

[lavish brook]

Yeah but you’re assuming and describing it and if you don’t know if it exists you can’t really claim whether it’s pu or not technically

[keen violet]

yes
have you ever seen lipu pu in the same room as something that doesn't exist? exactly! they must be the same

[lavish brook]

The real question is, is pu itself pu
Does it interact with itself

[keen violet]

what is pu

is pu the physical atoms or the text itself
or is it the abstract concept conveyed by that text

[lavish brook]

Is dark energy pu
If so, how does it interact with pu
Is it only through the brain argument or something else
Does coexistence count as interaction

What is an interaction

[tender sparrow]

Are unicorns pu

[lavish brook]

Oh no i’m getting IO flashbacks from this

[reef lake]

ni li is water wet pi toki pona

[lavish brook]

Well… they certainly don’t interact with pu physically, but you can argue they interact with it mentally in your brain. Maybe.

[keen violet]

didn't you make it?

[lavish brook]

Yeah

That’s why

[reef lake]

aaaa mi sona ala e ni

[lavish brook]

I had to translate everything

[reef lake]

pali toki li paalii

[keen violet]

i am currently imagining god reading lipu pu
conclusion: god is a tokiponist

[keen violet]

pain

[lavish brook]

Thou shalt not put one word after pi

[keen violet]

someone should make a conlang out of Minecraft movie quotes

put it on the next CCC

[reef lake]

mi ni (lili) :3

(taso ken suli la mi pana ala tawa utala.... tan sona ala pi pali sitelen)

(wile la o lukin e open pi toki mi Engeolang)

[trim bear]

Esperandong

[mossy gulch]

Like that star wars one but minecraft movie?

[reef lake]

nnn mi la ala

[keen violet]

yea

[mossy gulch]

sina la, seme?

[reef lake]

toki mi la toki pi sitelen Manka li kalama, li toki e sitelen sijelo pi alasa sona nanpa

[mossy gulch]

aa sona

[ripe goblet]

mi lipu e sina

• I wrote an article about you
• I flattened you

https://tenor.com/view/flattening-the-dough-a-knead-to-bake-thinning-the-bread-dough-rolling-the-dough-making-bread-gif-27269200

[keen violet]

mi sitelen e sina - Mwahahahahha! I have trapped all of you into my wonderful painting here. Your task is to find a way OUT of the 2nd dimension and return to your family. This isn't any regular escape room though, you are ACTUALLY trapped. If you fail, you will ACTUALLY be stuck here forever. No, it's not holding hostages. I just don't know how to take you out of here myself! (lies) You have 48 hours and no contact with the outside world. Good "luck!"

[lavish brook]

mi u - I am become [evaporates from reality due to a time paradox]

[gloomy stone]

kalama musi

• music
• vine boom
• among us bass boosted sound effect
• meme fart noise

[lavish brook]

linja li awen uta? mu taso li sona ala nasin — Why is there still spaghetti in your mouth? It's been two days since you ate it! That's over 9000 pelican calls worth of time! That alone proves this is the pinnacle of lawful ignorance!

[wide marten]

mtLat spoilers smh

[copper crag]

i was trying to figure out what L was for so long

mpLtp shortforms be like

[smoky sapphire]

ona li ken ala ken - "it's impossible" but verbose

[tender horizon]

sijelo sina li wile e telo la o moku e ona - what the heck, your gingerbread "cookie monster" is as hard as a rock. why on earth did you make it so dry. at least make it edible, for pete's sake

[wide marten]

it's better than matpat

[trim bear]

musi a toki pi ante toki

[velvet fjord]

poki loje lon sinpin li poki tawa: the stomach on my face is rotating

[trim bear]

poki loje lon sinpin li poki tawa - a mouth chews

[keen violet]

poki loje lon sinpin li poki tawa - Look in the orange folder on the blackboard. It sure is energetic!

[velvet fjord]

poki loje lon sinpin li poki tawa - my magenta water bottle is the vessel of all kinetic motions

[mossy gulch]

poki loje lon sinpin li poki tawa - The frontmost red box contains the choreography

[lavish brook]

poki loje lon sinpin li poki tawa - the red bar on the video is moving quickly

[gloomy stone]

poki loje lon sinpin li poki tawa - The red box on the wall is a box of wind

[lavish brook]

poki loje lon sinpin li poki tawa - the maroon enclosure is sliding upon the obverse side of the structure

[odd estuary]

poki lohe lon sinpin li poki tawa - Mars is a planet

[verbal yoke]

tenpo suno = lightyear

[untold sleet]

tenpo suno - the lifetime of the sun

[lavish brook]

tenpo suno - the year lightbulbs were invented

[ebon cave]

tenpo suno - 8 minutes (the time it takes for light to travel from the Sun to Earth)

[reef lake]

mi toki e tenpo pi mun mute la ni li ike ala……….

[ebon cave]

tenpo suno - 元宵节, the Lantern Festival

[ebon cave]

mi kama pali e ike kepeken

[keen violet]

tenpo suno - 8 and a half minutes ago (the approximate time at the sun as we on earth observe it)

tenpo suno - 8 and a half minutes in the future (the approximate time it will take for us to see the sun as it is currently from earth)

[trim bear]

monsutatesu ahh

[peak kindle]

lukilo (preposition) - using
lukuta (verb) - eat, drink
lukijo (verb) - do, make, build

[odd estuary]

o tawa waso - chicken jockey!!!

[quartz shadow]

siken jaki - a dirty circan (circle+can)

[tender horizon]

tenpo suno a - it’s my time to shine!
tenpo suno a - enjoying one’s time in the spotlight
tenpo suno a - wakey wakey, it’s 6 am!

[lavish brook]

tenpo suno a - sweet, time to be irradiated!

[tender sparrow]

tenpo suno - any time

[gloomy stone]

kijetesantakalu li tawa sike - a raccoon goes to the stadium

[keen violet]

tenpo suno - 4.5 billion years ago, when the sun came into existence
tenpo suno - 5 billion years in the future, when the sun will die
tenpo suno - 9.5 billion years, the total lifespan of the sun

[ripe goblet]

tenpo suno - c

[keen violet]

tenpo suno - c/2 (we don't know the speed of light for certain)

[gray comet]

tenpo suno - noon (but only in the Sahara desert)

[deep oracle]

mu (I was sad and angry inside) - My feelings when trying to beat level 4530 (a red-torched level) in Ultimate Obby 2.0 on Roblox and must wait for 2 hours to beat the level using the free skip feature 1 free skip token every hour and the price to skip level 4530 is 2 skip tokens. Also, there's another red-torched level at 3 levels from level 4530.

[meager canopy]

free skip on red torch 💀

I used one free skip and it was on a blue torch at 24something

[deep oracle]

There is no blue-torched level in level 2400s and also, did you mean level 2998?

[meager canopy]

idk it was in the pyramids

I haven't played this game in like 3 yeats

[deep oracle]

I think, you would dread level 4350 because of its difficulty (blue-torched level, very close checkers, and avoid poles) wouldn't you?

[mossy gulch]

mu pu - an audiobook recording of Toki Pona: The Language of Good by Sonja Lang spoken only by one or various animals

[old wigeon]

tenpo monsi — ass o'clock

[gloomy stone]

tenpo sinpin — face o'clock

[lavish brook]

tenpo sike - clock o'clock

[tender horizon]

tenpo pini - block o’clock
tenpo kama - dock o’clock
tenpo wawa - shock o’clock

[untold sleet]

tenpo moku - absorption o’clock

[lavish brook]

tenpo mun - whatever-this-thingy-in-the-sky-is-supposed-to-be o'clock

[keen violet]

tenpo mun - midnight but only in minecraft

tenpo suno - noon

[lavish brook]

tenpo nasa - time to frick normal distribution!

[untold sleet]

juna penpo - a train where everyone is forced to speak toki pona

[quartz shadow]

majuna tenpo - uhhh... idk...

[strange ember]

toki pona sama ona li toki - toki pona as she is spoke

[keen violet]

juna penpo - a monorail based off only good written works

[ripe goblet]

len moku - tampon

[keen violet]

huh

poki loje lon sinpin li poki tawa - the tampons I threw on your face are falling through your clothes

[ripe goblet]

len li moku e telo insa

[gray comet]

Strange way of saying it, but it now makes sense XD

[lavish brook]

mi moku - i am breathing

[rustic gull]

o len e sitelen ni - make this image into a tapestry

[tender horizon]

mi esun - i am breathing

[lavish brook]

mi jan - i am breathing

[strange ember]

mi jan - i am not breathing (i am one of these microbial humans from one of cixin liu's stories)

[untold sleet]

// when I saw microbial humans I thought of the little creates from the ruler of everything music video

[keen violet]

mi jan - I am not breathing (there have been 180 billion people and only 12 billion* are currently alive. more then 93% of all people are dead and therefore, not breathing. I am simply in the majority)

[untold sleet]

mi jan - I'm a little silhouetto of a man

[odd estuary]

mi moku - i am breath

[alpine raptor]

mi moku - im wind
mi moku - im a ghost

[granite scarab]

mi moku - im a soul

[tender horizon]

moku kon merger

[trim bear]

mi moku - im a person

mi moku - i am jan Pisowe

[keen violet]

ijo - an abstract undefined object, of no discernible properties. it might be two dimensional, or three dimensional, or one dimensional, or seventy seven and 37 46ths dimensional. it might have nine faces or twenty faces or 37 and a half faces. it might be hollow or filled or somewhere in-between.

[keen violet]

is this a threat

[trim bear]

ken...

[keen violet]

mi moku - i[verb] eatingly

[rustic gull]

mi moku - i am the all-encompassing void

[lavish brook]

mi moku - i am gravitationally attracting objects with mass towards me

[meager canopy]

holy shit

tally hall enjoyer spotted

[quartz shadow]

Toki Pona - the speech enhancement

[untold sleet]

toki ike - an obscene conversation

[trim bear]

toki ike - a conversation (speech is complicated)

[rustic gull]

toki pona - silence

[tender sparrow]

mi moku e kon - i did nothing

[tender horizon]

mi ala - i did the action of nothinging

[tender sparrow]

(I turned air into air -> i did nothing)

[keen violet]

powe - I, libertine

[trim bear]

x/s/

[uncut spoke]

/s/

[lavish brook]

toki ala - conversations about doing nothing

[keen violet]

toki, jan ale o! mi mun Kekan San. mi wile pana e sona pi toki pona tawa sina! - Greetings, fellow travellers. I am Kracken the third of the Luna Imperium. I wish to inform you on the ettiquite of our fine empire.

[wide marten]

unpa Wa - What the fuck

toki! - Language!

[left scaffold]

kon jaki
-An impure spirit
-The scent of garbage
-Fart

[elfin temple]

x/s/

[untold sleet]

toki ala - a conversation about the philosophical implications of nothingness, the true meaning of nothingness and how nothingness is a useful abstraction in everyday life

[gray comet]

mi toki ala tawa sina la sina toki ala.

[lavish brook]

toki insa - a conversation about topology

[gloomy stone]

sona pi lupa selo - topology

||(joke about mug and donut)||

[median steppe]

mi- a guy who makes really funny jokes in the tpft tomo

[rustic gull]

kijetesantakalu li tawa sike - the raccoon is traveling to the Sphere (Las Vegas)

[tender sparrow]

kijetesantakalu li tawa sike - the proyoncid's position is doubly differentiable with respect to time

[lavish brook]

o moku e kala pona - metabolize this overwhelimingly efficient trilobite already...

[quartz shadow]

o moku e kala pona - go feed a tiktalik

[tender horizon]

mi anpa - i win!
mi anpa - i lose…
mi anpa - let me sink it
mi anpa - i’m going to weigh myself on the scale now

[gray comet]

||I win?||

[tender horizon]

mi anpa (e... ona, sina, ijo ante)

[untold sleet]

o moku e kala pona - Turn plankton into food! Now!

[tender horizon]

o moku e suno - taste, the suuuunnn

slash ref

[reef lake]

mute kalama o lili

"suno li moku"

[tender horizon]

a ken

ike la nanpa kalama li awen mute

[reef lake]

"moku a"

[tender horizon]

moku kon?

moku sin li ken musi

[untold sleet]

suno li suno moli - the sun is a deadly laser

[gloomy stone]

ni ala a! len li kama lon - not anymore there's a blanket

[gloomy stone]

telo sewi li kama lon poki pi telo sewi la, ona kin li kama telo sewi kin - if rain falls into a bucket of holy water it also becomes holy water

[tender horizon]

ni li nasa tan seme

[gloomy stone]

telo sewi - rain
telo sewi - holy water

[median steppe]

telo sewi - gamer girl bathwater (she's from the north)

[reef lake]

telo sewi - gay mergirl bathwater (suwi ona li sewi)

[alpine raptor]

cw: maybe a bit gross
telo sewi - ||uranus's diarrhea||

which can also be simplified to rain

[quartz shadow]

telo soweli - vaporeon

[mossy gulch]

telo soweli - milk
soweli telo - vaporeon

[strange ember]

telo soweli - vaporeon milk

[gray comet]

mi esun - I drink water from a bottle, the air in my mouth displaced and swapped with the water in the bottle

[untold sleet]

toki soweli - an explanation on why flareon is the best Pokémon to hug

[rustic gull]

toki pona - dial-up modem handshake

[gloomy stone]

toki open - telling Alexa "this is so sad, play Despacito" (it starts the music)

[keen violet]

o open e poki - initiating minecraft protocol handshake (i am opening up the sandbox)

[rustic gull]

o open e poki - format the hard drive

[lavish brook]

o open e poki - touch grass

[untold sleet]

o open e poki - reap the consequences (open Pandora's box)

[alpine raptor]

i accidentally read part of this as "toki rap"

[tender sparrow]

mi moli - i am currently alive

[elfin temple]

https://tenor.com/view/pato-baile-gif-6815588906902786250

[wide marten]

why is it smeary

[elfin temple]

idk

it's a GIF

[wide marten]

lukin la ona li kama jo e sitelen sin tan ilo

sama ni https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motion_interpolation

[ripe goblet]

jan insa — fetus

[gloomy stone]

jan len - Perry the Platypus (he's a secret agent, and is probably anthropomorphic enough to be labelled a jan in some capacity)

[wide marten]

o tawa waso! - waddle like a penguin!

[lavish brook]

o tawa kala - catapult yourself towards the constellation of Piscis Austrinus

[rustic gull]

soweli li mu - the cat walked across the keyboard and sent a message on discord

[odd estuary]

o tawa waso! - go duck yourself!

[untold sleet]

//Labelling anthropomorphic animals as jan is interesting

o tawa akesi - Fly like a dragon

[keen violet]

o tawa waso - you should move to flightsburg

[trim bear]

o tawa waso - run face first into a glass window

[velvet fjord]

mi unpa e mama sina — I am the god of sex (I sex-ified your creator → I am the reason why your creator is sex)

[gloomy stone]

ojuta - a recently discovered genetic disease in which the telomeres in cells fail to replicate properly (calque of English "ligma")

[copper crag]

why is this a funny translation

[ripe goblet]

aa

more options for you then:

jan insa — headmate
jan insa — insider trader
jan insa — gastroenterologist

[lavish brook]

mi unpa e mama sina - luke, i am your father

[ripe goblet]

sina lukin e lukin – you see the vision

[untold sleet]

mi unpa ala e mama sina - You're adopted

[quartz shadow]

mi unpa ala unpa e mama sina - luke, am i your father

[keen violet]

mi unpa e mama sina - fucking your great grandmother was a mistake, now you exist

[mossy gulch]

Wait that doesn't even work logically

[keen violet]

mama can mean ancestor

it also makes logical sense if you think of this as being said by your great grandfather

[gloomy stone]

suwi lili o. mi unpa ala e mama sina. - sweetheart, mommy and daddy aren't getting along anymore

[meager canopy]

Oh sugar cube! Help me get out of bed with the beetroot farm you were spawned from!

[untold sleet]

mi unpa e mama sina - I kicked your grandma in the face (I had martial relations with your grandmother)

[keen violet]

mi unpa e mama sina - [1]and on the fifth day god decreed, "[2] let there be not but your mother; [3] and let your father have sexual relations with her"

[gray comet]

mi sona ken e ni: mi ken waso - 🎵 I believe I can fly 🎶

[wide marten]

mi unpa e mama sina - i met genghis khan

[odd estuary]

jan insa: packager

[lavish brook]

jan insa — topologist

jan selo — topologist

[meager canopy]

also jan sike and jan lupa

[lavish brook]

sike — torus
therefore
sike — hole
therefore
sike = lupa

[ionic sleet]

leko - sike

[reef lake]

lupa Kapo li lukin li tonsi............

[lavish brook]

the Grabord-shaped pipeline is distributing googly eyes and not conforming to the gender binary...

[untold sleet]

jan insa - someone who lives inside your walls

[rustic gull]

jan insa - the tiny people inside my phone

[keen violet]

jan insa - denizens of mptp (they are inside my phone from my perspective)

[ionic sleet]

jan selo - the Whos that live on your skin

[rustic gull]

toki pona - high quality wifi connection

[strange ember]

o len e sina - put on reflective wear
o len e sina - become invisible

[lavish brook]

o len e sina - Protect your privacy NOW using SüdVPN for 20% off!!!!!!!!!!!

[odd estuary]

oko - web browser

[strange ember]

soweli - tree browser

[mossy gulch]

pipi - web browser

(spider)

[keen violet]

pipi - web crawler

[lavish brook]

jan Tanjunsi li pakala e pu — a so-called "sapient entity" from Dlamyungjir is placing psychological landmines around the mental location where you get when your copy of Toki Pona: the Language of Good finally arrives

mije Kanoli li luka e kasi — Sir Granola the I is trying to reach the secret mushroom stash before Kijetesantakalu the Tonsi gets to it and lanpans the hell out of it!

jan Saki li ilo lupa — This Zhaxian primate exhibits striking resemblance to the Windows operating system!

anpa Niwe li tpt — And then TPT said¹, "And thus, the Underworld of Ngiveia shall be enlighted with thy Lord TPT's light"²

sike Kapo li lukin li tonsi! — the Glavorian Hadron Collider now has a new security system, which includes Big Brother from 1984 and the chemicals they used to put into frogs to make them gay!

[ionic sleet]

kon Okisen li lon insa esun sina

• the ghost Ouxishem haunts your markets

[trim bear]

kon Okisen li lon insa esun sina - you buy things with Oxen farts

[untold sleet]

kon Okisen li lon insa esun sina - the decomposition gas of Oxen is inside your marketable abdominal cavity

[ionic sleet]

Real answer ||the gas Oxygen is in your breathing organ||

[elder spruce]

mi pilin ike tan ni:
jan lawa pi kulupu Apo li moli tan ojuta

[keen violet]

jan Pisowe li kisa e sina - The Emperor of Brislovistan is willing to kiss you

[lavish brook]

bro became an overly complex consciousness after the neurosurgeon who owns a collection of Halfors started a genocide after being pranked by the word ligma…

[elder spruce]

o uta e sike mi a!

a a a a a a a

[ionic sleet]

Bite my years…

[elder spruce]

bite my pages

[ionic sleet]

jan pi noka suli…

[elder spruce]

o alasa e lipu mi

[ionic sleet]

search up my website

[trim bear]

hunt down and kill my copy of "The Monster Book of Monsters"

[granite scarab]

instantly thought of this

[ripe goblet]

insa - to interact with ma pona pi toki pona

[quartz shadow]

a e i o u - the [---] is screaming to the them [and it] should interact with the (word reserved for future use by Sonja Lang)

[lavish brook]

o u e i a - please make them interact with the (word reserved for future use by Sonja Lang)

[untold sleet]

soweli - garloid

[thorny heath]

mi moku telo - i'm lava chicken

[ionic sleet]

mi waso seli - wwwwaso sssseli, moku pi jan Si li pona wawa a
sina wile e waso seli ni
namako a, telo a, sina moku a
a seli mute! seli li wawa a!

[deep oracle]

mi lon awen pi tomo tawa a! ni li ike mute a! - (cannot skip a traffic congestion/teleport to avoid any traffic congestions; the blue torch is used figuratively as a thing cannot be skipped over just like a blue torch level in Ultimate Obby 2.0 on Roblox. In the game, a blue torch level cannot be skipped using free skips even with 3 free skip tokens except buying to skip a blue level using Robux.)

[untold sleet]

ma sewi - Skyblock

[gloomy stone]

nasin pi sitelen "en" - crossroads, intersection
nasin pi sitelen "tonsi" (anu nasin tonsi) - roundabout, traffic circle

ma Juke la, nasin li jo e sitelen tonsi mute

[rustic gull]

o luka e kasi - make linen gloves

[glass umbra]

meso a - perfectly balanced, as all things should be

[lavish brook]

mi moli - i am become death, the destroyer of worlds

[ripe goblet]

mi lukin e mun - I see Earth (said from the Moon)

[gloomy stone]

o ala e soweli - please do not the cat

[strange ember]

o ala e soweli - delete the cat

[rustic gull]

o lon e soweli - please do the cat

[trim bear]

o unpa e soweli - please do the cat

[ionic sleet]

o unpa ala e soweli - neuter the cat

[rustic gull]

o unpa ala e soweli - please do not the cat

[gray comet]

o ala e soweli - hide the evidence

[ionic sleet]

o soweli - become what you destroyed

[rustic gull]

o soweli ala - please do not cat

[untold sleet]

o unpa ala - Stop pollinating!

[keen violet]

o unpa ala - At last, you must cease to discharge genetic material into the reproductive receptors of your partner!

[trim bear]

o unpa ala - be more like jan Pisowe

[reef lake]

synonymous with “o sona ala e tonsi sina”

[trim bear]

unpa - to know if youre transgender or not

[reef lake]

mi unpa e mama sina - i cracked your mom’s egg

[trim bear]

sike Kapo li sike unpa

[keen violet]

lon...

[quartz shadow]

o ala e soweli - dont the cat

[keen violet]

o ala e soweli - please format the drive containing all these cat translations, leading them to be lost forever

[thorny heath]

o soweli e ala - turn the void into a furry

[untold sleet]

o ala e soweli - expose the fox to the true meaning of the void

[mossy gulch]

ala o soweli - the void should become a furry

[lavish brook]

tenpo ala li lon - IT'S ANNIHILATION TIME

[rustic gull]

tenpo lon li ala - time isnt real

[mossy gulch]

lon la tenpo li a - truly, time is screaming

[gray comet]

lon ala li tenpo - the void is eternal

[iron prairie]

or, i helped your mom interrogate her gender and even though she ended up happy in her womanhood, she also has a better understanding of your struggle now