My partner does not speak any toki pona, nor have they ever seen sitelen pona. They were curious what all those weird squiggles on my computer meant, and instead of explaining like a nice person, I asked them to give me their best guess.
Their definitions are in plain formatting, with context or other comments in italics. My own comments are indicated like so. After their initial guesses I provided the correct toki pona definitions. We referenced the version of sitelen pona from pu.
Without further ado:
a - ah!
akesi - bug
ala - x, treasure?
alasa - D with an arrow through it? I'm not sure.
ale - infinity
anpa - I have no idea what this means
ante - intersection
anu - Y? Choice?
awen - mountain
e - forward
en - plus
esun - not sure, it's a cursive L
ijo - circle
ike - hill
ilo - sign
insa - above
jaki - what angle am I even supposed to look at this from?
jan - person
jelo - child. I explained the concept of the triangle symbol referring to color.
jo - pregnant
kala - fish
kalama - soup
kama - walking
kasi - sprout, growth?
ken - I am genuinely baffled by this one. What could it possibly mean? When I explained, they became visibly upset that this symbol could mean choice but "anu" didn't.
kepeken - dancing tool*, or* bookstand
kili - apple, fruit
kiwen - diamond
ko - ghost... wait you're laughing, is it a splat??
kon - stream, road
kule - blue?! after I explain: If you really wanted it to mean "gay" it should be a rainbow... My toxic trait is thinking I could do these better.
kulupu - water? they look like droplets.
kute - ear
la - is this how you say "I" like in English? As in that you're talking about yourself?
lape - now I know this isn't right, but it looks like either bong or sperm. My actual answer is "leading to" or "working toward". After my explanation, they responded "Oh my god it's a person laying down π€¦"
laso - that's obviously a plant. It's on a triangle, so I'll go with green.
To be continued...