#television-📺
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the quality is so high my eyes must rise and shine!
keymei can you cook me a meal
BRO SPEAKING OF COOKING A MEAL
I didn’t eat it
I COOKED FOR WARPED AND I FIND IT SITTING ON THE DESK COLD
warped said your mom cooks bad 🥺
EXACTLY
WHAT. WARPED U SAID WHAT.
wasn’t hungry
wow such a bad behavior of you waroed!
she is bad at cooking
CUTE
right literally should be put on death row
ngl i get the vibe that warped would tell keymei to cook this for him
immediate torture!
another one
warped's 1 meal request is always fucking steak
and then will say “Huzzah! Didn’t knew thy could cook like that!”
BRO IVE BEEN ESTING IT
YEAH RIGHT
now cook me a steak im omw to your real life location rn be ready
alr get ur knife and fork out
I ate it
you play with ur food too much you little diabetic freak
piss off
cool calm and clear like water 🤤
😭😭😭
wait hold th fvik on
is that the steak on the right.
warped trell me its not.
why does it look like that
turn the flash on
now
nownow
ur not gonna like the outcome
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
random ahh quote
ALSO WHERE TF IS THE FORK
SHE** eats it with the spoon 😛😛😛🤪
💀 got me rolling
imagine
WHAT THE
FCK
MFUCK
MOTHER CUKER
EHAT IS THAT ON THE STEAK.
eat ur damn shrooms
😭
yummy garlic butter
um mst not be yummy if u didnt eat it all
reminded me of @onyx spire ‘s banner
AW MAN THEY CHANGED IT
I ate the hashbrowns
warped u actually disappoint me
LOL
warped did u eat ur veggies lil bro
the salad?
yes
um yes
bro shut the hell up no u didnt
I DOD
nah warped thinks he the alpha #sassywarped no veggies for warped
💀
i ate them
I parked today
warped got a car??!
NOO my mamas car 🤤🤤🫡
oh so its different
warpeds family owns like 6 cars its outrageoous
Keymei u have a dodge charger what are u talking about
rich royal british ahh family
NOT TO MENTJON UR FAMILT HAS 4 CARS
i am almost 18 so im sigma
meanwhile warped being 11
um no ur technically not allowed to say that yet
stop! don’t reveal
I took a photo of my victory
woah thats so skibidi
do not tell me u were in the car by yourseld
yes I was
bruh now ur gonna be locked up
No one will know
omg riding a car at 11? put this twatt behind the bars!
bro took the benz for a spin
WHATIS THSI
do not tell me thats real
thats not real
ur lying
Yipiree yaaaay yipiti yooo
.fm
Seasonal Shanty - Remix
By My Singing Monsters | Seasonal Shanty (Remix)
im scared to pull a fm
Fuwa Fuwa Foo
By Usushioshisuu | Fuwa Fuwa Foo
yeah thats it im leaving
what is this song
I WAS LISTENING TI MARY JANE WHAT IS THSI
cnt be worse than the brainrit warped is listening to
oh it can be
WHY IS THE EYE EXTREMELY SATURATED THAN THE WHOLE PICTURE
my dad is always thinking 🫡🫡
UR GONNA MAKE ME CRY
FROM LAUGHING
U ALL SUCK STOP STOP
he the thinker fr 🤔🤔 he probably got a big forehead 🙈
do not diss my pa brah!
i do not diss ya pa brah, i diss you THY!
HE ISNT THINKING
ok ur not allowed over antmore
he’s not the thinker today
he loves me
i i i i i
fr if i was older i would probably say hes hot
my dad is 35 this year
Is he hot
damn hes young asl
yes
Epic
NA
la la la la la let’s watch plants grow
EARPED. 😭
ok stop this brainrot time for bed buddy
wait what time is it for you both
SHUT THE FUCK UP
yay yall use the 23 thingies too me too were so skibidi
Help
deserrè
thats a joke i dont know who that is please dont call that number
dainelle
ur not Skibidi enough
i am the most Skibidi here ngl
ummmmmm no ur not bro
prove it heh... i bet u cant out-skibidi me!
aight
i have a screenshot of someone saying theyre 30 and doesnt take showers
but you dont!!!!
i have a ss of u ssaying Meow
now that is NOT skviidi
@west idol can u send me it pretty please i deleted mine
i sometimes act unskibidi because alpha has to go off guard sometimes 🥺🥺
but wait i remember myself saying woof not meow
oo ya yoo 🤪
@feral hemlock made a whole video with it i remember 😭
that goes hard
I was loooking through my camera roll
no FUCKING WAY
IM GONNA PISS MYSELF LAUGHING STOP IT
IM SOBBING
that’s going to get me banned
nono it was just...
not server appropriate
good thing u saw your actions
and delered it
im so proud
and then elson checks mod logs
shut u
don’t make me seem like I’m being bad
I realised my mistake
😔
thats so skibidi of you
“Finally! I did it!”
- Yoshida Yasei - 223 plays (claimed <t:1713412098:R>)
- Kral Şakir Grafi2000 - 100 plays (claimed <t:1713765212:R>)
- Usushioshisuu - 31 plays (claimed <t:1713947937:R>)
- GonGoss - 31 plays (claimed <t:1713939527:R>)
WAIT NO
backflip rn
.crowns @west idol
You or the user you're searching for don't have any crowns yet.
Use .whoknows to start getting crowns!
WAIT
fr thats the final sigma move...
hold on let me go outside
.
WHY THOUGH
FR
finish your steak first little one!
plssPLS
this is so sigma 😍 m-my first crush!
why are u going outsife little baka
so warpeds dad has a crush on.
remember
ALSO HI LUNA 🔥
WHY ARE TOU TEXTING MULTIPLE
i seem schizophrenic now thank you
@west idol wheres the backflip
hmmm
here
🫡
my alpha came out cause it’s a full moon icl
fire fit vro where did you get the cardigan 🤤
the jacket? from kmart
WHAT TIME IS IT FOR YOU AND WHAT WHAT DAY OF MONTH ARE YOU AT (same ig my alpha side is acting up rn)
it’s 23:35
thabk you ❤️
it’s Wednesday the 24th of April
huh
youre hours ahead
its only 18:36 for me 😭
ok 1. wtf
two
did u just backflip
3
fire shoes
1 yes 2 yes and 3 thank you
🤤🤤🫡
woah warped youre so alpha
im actually gonna pee myself but i have 2 more hours of work
so you have work on 23.
I have a graveyard shift on the weekend
SAT???
yk it 😜
warped working on graveyard??!
sameSAME
like the time
it’s called a graveyard shift
OHHH
listen to mommy asmr instead ig slash jay
after that backflip my stomach is hurting no joke
LMAO POOR YOU
its cause u just ate
ss ur added to the list now
NO WAIT
That makes 76
PLEASE
78*
there’s more?
78 SCREENSHOTS OF ME SAYING OUT OF POCKET THINGS?
no everyone
now i love tbis i want your photos
aw man no more nitro
warped u know that photo brah
???
yk
tf no
yes u do
???
the photo. yk. like the photo!
which photo
of
no wait but jokes aside do u have the photo of ummm u on my shoulders
why did you go
ummmm
this isn’t gatcha life
woah added to my photos
🤔
i would die to be on someones shoulders ngl 🤤🤤😛😛🫡
yeah you’re 104
earpeds collection grows.
.
I think ik what you’re chatting about now!!!!?$:&8
please
YES SEND ME THAT NO SCRIBBLES
you got it chief 🫡
arigato
woah keymei lowk tall asl
6'4 bb 🤪
statue of liberty 😭
i wonder my head probably max would reach your shoulders or neck what even is 6’3 bro
.... if u look at this u see ur the white one in this... the extra paper one
u proved yourself WRONG
thats cause im a sigma
did you know my thumbs has a special ability
u have such nice nails bro what the hail
and my whole fingers
yes pressing like and subscribe!
99
i can send a photo rn like fingers has 3 parts right i can move the last part
like the part thats
has the nail
why are you speaking human bio rn
do you want it in alien terms
yes please
zgoogalarg zgoogarp “my thumbs..” pzoogarg za @west idol gnarp zgrop 😭😭
Ohhh!
Thank you so much
npp always here for you alpha
arghhhmybaby
i love the dawg
BRUJ WHAT
WHAT THIS IS WEEKLY RIGHT NOT DAILY
daily
it was during easter break
im scared of your kind
@west idol warpt ur car has that fancy applelay thingimababoy right
liejtur mommas car
tbf i fell asleep in vc that day for 2 hours
WHAT ABOUT THE OTHRR 15???
this?
one time i fell asleep on my phone and my screentime was 17 hours too
MICHEAL BUBLE HELPME
WHERE TF ARE U GOING 16KMS STRAGIHT
yeah...
YOU.
I did though…
Sure buddy
the zoo
who saus
oh.
maybe u did..
did you see a seal
that’s what I thought
IS THIS GIRL OKAY.
probably not
BUT YOU SAID ITS A ZOO
sigh... why is he holding ur hand!
ur 102
woah blocked
thid is insane.
AWW I LOVE THE DAWG
neo
warped im coming to take all ur dawgs
wait
no
nono
not the
ok ill stop
104
3.5
STOP I LAUGHED SO HARD
IM LAUGHING SO BAD
what. what did u do to the 4th one..
is it rlly remembered that well
.5?..
g l a m uh huh o r o u s
ur so lgbtq
I’m such a coquette girl
id this ur coming out
Bruno mars ima leave the door open
is this a reference to mizuki
I CANT STOP LAUGHNG
LUZZ U SPUD
I HATE YOU 😭
DONT BE FUNNY
my jokes are always funny 🤤🤤🤤🙈🔊🔊😍😈🐺👖🫡😛😛🥺😳
heloFR
WLIKE.
EHAT.
WHAR.
WHAT
IS THAT A DEAD BIRD
WARPED?
IM LAUGING\
STOP
TOO MUCH
I just realised youre on your laptop
yes i finally bought it today
....................................
isthat me.
yes sir 🫡
MY GRIPPERS
put those dogs away
bruhhh i was being fitted
u invaded my pribacu! what thefigma!
keymei i looked at your carrd rn its the best one i saw in my life
wow arigato!
but srs i love it sm 🤤
BLACK SILENCE?
WHATS A BLACK SILENCE
i also have my bsf we met when we was 2 but we dont really interact with each other online because if he finds out the fandoms i like i would be done for
i was tryign on suits... 😔
and yes this is a comment on keymeis carrd ⛹️♂️
i need to update it 🤪
tell me when you update it im your #1 fan of your carrd
short ass
miti is my number one my fortnite god
wait warped how tall are you
he got banned though 💔
5’8
.
OH YOURE SO COOKED.
as a girl am i tall 🐺🐺🐺
I’ve got to go water my garden ok bye
its midnight sit ur ass back down shortfuck
Emergency purposes!
yes thats pretty good
now you!
😭
Gonna hand this out to my teacher instead of my math work
warped get back and answer the question
warped are you 4’11
else ill milk it
LMAO
no brah
then how tall are you 👖🔥
12’9
2’9*
said ur height not ur age
I BURST OUT LAUGH
you all SUCK
i could say some very nasty cod loby stuff
but im a gorwn man
i shall not
cod lobby.
WHATS A LOBY
......
AND COD
call of duty
shutup im gonna cry
bro thinks he is
bro is voltron irl
GT OUT
the tall figure from little nightmares 2
little nightmares mention
U FUNNY GUY
srs tho that man on the chair is actually 12’0 or something
ALSO
YOU AND WARPED SHOULD PLAY LITTLE NIGHTMARES
and little nightmares 2 too
😔
☹️
i was gonna play
you’re just bad
youre worse
.
...
.
dont
dont do this to me
im blocking yo
u
gymnastic ass pose
🤫
also fire ass shoes
NO SEDN IT AGAIN I NEED TO SAVE
I’ll send in DMs later brother g
i wasnt there dawg
no right now
warped did you actually play little nightmares 🤤
did you play the 2nd one too
now i love yoi more
saem anything goes in my ohtoso
🇦🇺🏴❄️😘😱🤩🫡🤤
OH NAH WARPED UR DONE FOR IF LUZZ HAS THAT..
DELET
😭
i can send it rn
but dont worry alpha.. your information is safe with me.. 🐺
I know where you live
that is concerning
do you want me to drop my exact location
I got it when you logged into the alt 😭
OH I FROGTO.
wouldnt trust it coming from a brit
You’re… British…
but im cool
its okay i dont mind if you come to my house we could go to somehwere 😳😳🫡
Strip That Down (feat. Quavo)
By Liam Payne | LP1
wait thats a fire song
stripper 😭
i remembered i fell asleep on discord and spotify opened and i sent random messages in this server
????????????
wdym a bump
😭
Ummm it’s a bit more than a bump
Ummmm ur gonna need to explain
i am actually a dr
🤪
im a doctor and a therapist when it comes to my friends 👨🍳
Bro got 99% on the health test and thinks he’s Dr Keymei
IAVE HAD ENIGJ
wait talking of friends why is keymei not added
PLEASE
i have no clude b
you’re not added either
“Professor Keymei is here for you!”
YOU GUYS PLS.
SINCE WHEN
forever 😭
yk wat funny?
no i think i have that too its your bone i think
OH WAIT I JUST SAW THE BUMP
yes but compared to the other one it’s basically flat
I THOUGHR OH MEANT THE BONE
ur dexcom is so cute
it looks like a little mouse its silly
too 5 terrible rizz lines
STO
top*
no i mean cute like
its different
in a good way
do you feel me warpey
no
I mean
Yes
i feel keykey
Thanks!
vandalism 😈😈
Bathroom
By Montell Fish | Her Love Still Haunts Me Like a Ghost
First Love / Late Spring
By Mitski | bury me at makeout creek
warped mitski fan confirmed??
the night breeezeeee
Carriesssss
soemthinggggggsweeettt
a peachhh treeee
wow this is truely revolutionary...
wow ruined the moment with ur stupif the weeknd
.fm @west idol
New Person, Same Old Mistakes
By Tame Impala | Currents
i dont use fm
o na
i use my apple msuoc
YOU DO
it stopped typing after seeing you 💀
.c
bel isnt the doja fans are freaky
.fm
Poison Ivy
By Tory Lanez | Alone At Prom (Deluxe)
bro what
when did you
listen to
what
let’s kiss
no way
woah so kawaii you baka warped chan 🥺
yk wat song i like.
skibifi toilet
the one im listening too rn (check my profile)
i sent my art 2 times in #sketchbook-📔 and both of them got in #rococos-gallery-🖼
I WISH I COULD DRAW.
do it
the only three people i know can draw now is
you
warped
and
bib.. sigh i miss bib 💔
warped can draw??!3!3
what
wait fr what happened to bib
YES i know shocker
can i see a artwork of warpiepoo
were they ever in the server
@sage hollow aka this man
@west idol
wait wasnt bib banned
sad;y
what did they do i never knew
id kiss all those hotties
tbh im curious too
wat did the Other Other Bib do..
mintberry situation but i eont talk about that because that wull get me in trouble
understandable
WOAHH i loaf your art warpie 🤤🤤
i had to delete that
omg warped u know what i rememebr
i got scared for a second
i wanna see themm
yeah they look really suspicious with no context..
😭
ive got the whole story so im set
no one can recreate masterpieces of warpie 🔥
i need thissi
ask jarped
i need to know more about warpie and keykey 🐺🐺🐺🐺😍😍🫡😛😳
set for life!
😭😭😭
wow matching pfps
😭
woah i love them
roblox games in warped artstyle 🔥👖
LMAO
KEYMEI??3₺4₺
so warped is a roblox character irl?
no
aw man
my Roblox character is
micheal buble
buy the bold animation and i will buy you 300 robux
😭
Istg it looks so sassy
wow @west idol you should get it
i didnt open roblox for a whole month im getting depressed
i played roblox since like 2016..
wow ur so skibidi
when I was 7
I used my mum’s credit card
for
robux for
Mm2 coins
So I could get a godly
🤤
wait you was 7 when it was 2016
No
OH
i was liek if you were 7 too how do you go to 11th grade
I joined 2015
HUH
i was 7 though.
but i act way older than my age im mentally grown 🤤🤤🥺
but sometimes i act so childish
ummm this is like a jail sentence sentence
what 1 year does to a human. (the height difference between you and warped)
I MEAN WAY OLDER LIKE 1-2 YEARS OLDER THAN MY CURRENT AGE
actyally no wait idk i cant do maths
NOT 40
if im 17 and i eat 1 chocolate bar how many 6's in 666
woah thats so sigma
that’s gonna be your weight if you don’t drop the chocolate bars
ok ur on my bad side now!
blue because the cat didnt do a backflip
HOW DID YOU KNOW
lets just say.. its full moon.. 🐺
wait is it actually full moon its only 20 for me
⛹️♂️
woah there buddy thats doxxing
that isnt a turkish name 👖🔥
um keymeinerra isnt a white name and im like 90% white edition
k-kkk-key....
wait warped u copied me
i was born first
u stole half my name
what are you talking about
IMSOBBING
keymei on drugs canon
123 eyes on me
bro is not getting the classes attention with this one 😭🙏
plEPLEASE
i fr got the baby sleep schedule rn so my sleeo schedule was terrible it was 13 to 21 and now its 20-21 to 4 am i feel like a baby
im getting hella sleepy rn
My class has been working on callbacks, a respectful way for me to get my student's attention.
THATS WHAT U MEANT
IM CRYONG
123 eyes on me
warped the type of person to pass out in class cause of low sugars
that was so embarrassing shut up
guess who caught you!
god
i wouldnt make fun of it because im skibidi 🥺🥺
why thank you!!! so close! it was me! hope this helps
“Now as the hero of this story, please like and subscribe.”
WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THAT BTW
like after you were stolen
HEL
HELP ME
SEND THST AGUAN
I DIDNT FINISH READINF
STOP
NO
"warped didntdie from this" my crush somethign something
real like if you catch your bsf on your arms in public its over for yall
everytime i look into this chat it gets more and more insane
I’m fine I’m sigma
if im in it be aware
I’m rhe sigma from ohio
maybe u should go back to the hispita;
woah thats so skibidi rizzy please dont die warped chan
nah everytone was like
"WHAT THE HELL IS (...) OKAY????" no one cared abou tme being the alpha who saved the day...
😔 sigh.. nice guys always finish ast shouldve known that
only the sigmas will get it.. 
keymei you are embarrassing me
how about the time you fell on your face
and then your glasses broke
and went in your eyes
.
we dont talk about bruno
NO BUT IT HURT SO BAD
I would die from the pain ngl
AFTER YOUR GLASSES BROKE ON YOUR FACE.
skibidi alpha rizzler falls on face
nice one bro
waaa HAAA WAAAAAA HAAA HAAA 😢
oh nah.NAH
dawg bro 😭😭🙏
OHH
NO THATS NOT ME
I THOUFHT IT WAS YOU CRYING WHEN YOU FELL ON YOUR FACE AND YOUR GLASES BROKE 😭
ok this is actually making me laugh a lot
same HELPME