#[26/4/27] What's the best thing about each Joestar?
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I would like to know, actually
britts dont understand
hmph
And I don't either
exacrly brittish spy
hello hurt im
get a band aid
Lick the blood off instead
why do I have to turn my head to read this?
Nobody said it had to be weird, ugh, bro, you were the one who called me a submissive omega or whatever you said
what

i’m not licking your blood what the hell
I can't even joke in this economy! 
so british
I'll show you British
britt
Jonathan - British
Joseph - Brooklyn
Jotaro - Cool
Josuke - nothing
Giorno - he-a talks-a like-a this
Jolyne- Girlboss
Johnny - American
Josuke - cool sailor outfit
Jodio - rich
josuke slander 🥀
Pablo
Chair
Joseph - he's funny
All of the joseph fans also got great humor
Jolyne- hot lesbian
Gappy - he chair
Pablo - hotel
Jonathan- great morals
Jotaro - imma beat yo ass up
Josuke - funny
Giorno - gay
Johnny - colas and fries and burgers
Jodio - damm cool mafia
ok subtractor
???
Ok
holy larp no you arent @mild coyote
only up to part 4 but:
- jonathan's a good boy and i like how his legacy persists throughout the entire series; even when you're not actively thinking about him you can still feel his presence
- joseph's a silly goober asshole (affectionate). THE funniest joestar. also the sexiest. i don't want to fix him i want to make him worse.
- jotaro's
hotcool as fuck while also being an autistic cutie pie who loves fish. exactly the kind of character i tend to gravitate towards (stoic tough guy with a heart of gold) and my favorite by extension - josuke's a sweetheart while also being the most teenage boy to ever teenage boy. fortunately inherited his dad's best traits. seems like he'd be nice to have as a friend.
bonus non-jojo joestars:
- george is perhaps THE kindest jojo character point blank. was literally too pure for this world.
- erina takes no shit. remains strong for her family even after being faced with tragedy after tragedy. honestly probably the strongest character, just not physically.
- lisa lisa/elizabeth was BADASS. could and would beat up her son if she really wanted. iconic queen. hottest female jojo character (you can tell where joseph got it from and it was not his dad)
- george joestar ii
- suzi q is just sillay lol. i relate to being indecisive and madly in love with joseph's dumb ass. also grows into a really sweet mom/grandma as she gets older.
- holly's fun! all the best traits from both of her parents in one cute little package. world's biggest idgaf-er. loves her baby boy and her papa. most relatable jojo character.
- idk if tomoko. counts? but i just want to mention that it is simultaneously really funny, really sweet, and really sad that she's STILL not over joseph even after getting knocked up and subsequently abandoned.
- ryohei (same technicality as tomoko but for completionist's sake) isn't a character for very long but he seemed to really care about his family which is sweet. notable for being more of a character than george joestar ii or sadao kujo (not listed on account of basically not existing)
Damn
Josukes hair
Ok
Josukes so cute and so awesome and the best Jostar in the whole world
the fact that jotaro would probably say "i love u bitch" to his own mom
johnnys thang
That theyre all gay as hell❤️
Jonathan: his kindness, genuine role model
Joseph: his smarts, wish to be as confident as him
Jotaro: his commitment, bro did EVERYTHING to save his mom
Josuke: his personality, I want to be like him
Giorno: his resolve, bro went and took down the mafia in a week, also he's so adorable idgaf about what anybody else says
Jolyne: her perseverance, never gave up even when fate was against her (also she's hot as fuck🤤)
Johnny: His development, after sbr, the story of his actions genuinely warmed my heart
Josuke: his way of acting, he's so funny
Jodio: his style, Holy drip (Idk SHIT about jojolands sorry)
I wanna get harassed by her SOOOO BAD
I need to lick her belly
Holy muscle
BALRIGHT
Jonathan : He a TRUE gentelman
Joseph : He's funny
Jotaro : Badass
Josuke : He seems unbreakable
Giorno : He a mafia boss but a GOOD mafia boss
Jolyne : Baddie
Ok but srs tho
Johnathan: I really like his personality. Yes, i know, everyone likes him because hes a nice guy and blablabla. But i genuinely think that him being such a pure person is something to admire
Joseph: despite him.being an absolute jerk a lot of times, i think his friendliness and the way he cares is so sweet. He loves his daughter so much and it shows, also the whole thing of him taking care of the invisible baby in part 4 is too cute. Hes such a girldad
Jotaro: theres not much id say abt him since i dont like him that much but i guess it could be the way that he cares for his family. Yes, he constantly insults his mom and he was never present for jolyne, but that doesnt mean he doesnt love them in his own different way. Jotaro's struggle to show his affection is one of his best traits imo and i think its so heartwarming whenever we get to see it
Josuke: his goofiness, tbh 😭 pair him together with okuyasu and his braincells drop to 0 in the ssme second, and hes so real for that
Giorno: everything. I like everything.
Jolyne: same as giorno if im being honest, shes smart as hell and shes very similar to jotaro in a way.. the way she pretends not to care when she clearly does in order to appear stronger is very similar to his. Shes also very funny ily jolyne youre the best
Havent read the manga si i cant say for the others but jodio's and johnny's designs are fire
holy yap
How are you banned from.cute animals wtf
Omd, am I famous, guys,
? People are pretending to be me now! I feel so joyous and honoured. But It's also quite pathetic, because no one could ever hope to impersonate me right.
Nobody could ever pretend to be me, THE Adder, my charm is just indescribable
Jonathans Rightenous
Josephs battle IQ
Jotaros Adaptability
Josukes Determination
Giornos Hax
Johnnys way of overcoming his mistakes
where is jolyne gng
Jonathans goodness, Joseph's humor, jotaros bravery, josukes belief in redemption, giornos perseverance, jolynes intelligence, Johnny's arc, gappys individuality, and jodio doesn't have a lot to go off of for now
and jolyne's determination is higher than josuke's
Jonathan!!!!!! He is like wamuu but less evil

Jonathan is like goodness and shii, Joestar is for the adventurous mood, jotaro for the straight-to-the-point, Josuke for his laidback, and goofy personality, giorno for his, stoicism? Jolyne for being cool ig
yea but johnny's dark
gng wha
Jolyne is just chill lowk
Johnathan = Kindness
Joseph = Goofiness
Jotaro = Aura
Josuke (4) = Funniness
Giorno = Smarts
Jolyne = idk lowkey, I guess like she’s just protective against her friends or smth
is that hard i got it my first week
dark determination
son.
jonathan (obviously) is a rather noble gentleman
joseph can bullshit his way out of basically any and all situations that may threaten him
jotaro is a marine biologist (i fucking love biology)
josuke actually kinda acts his age
giorno is the joestar whoms character (although decently present in the series) i have built up the most in my head and that is a very fun process
jolyne is awesome
johnny is a great motivation for me to try and get back up to zero myself as i am not in a very great place atm
josuk8 is the first joestar to be depicted as having a boner
i have not read the jojolands yet but jodio getting diagnosed with aspd intrigues me
Jonathan's such a gentleman, Joseph's witty, Jotaro's badass, Josuke is coolio/kind trust, Giorno thinks strategically, Jolyne is clever, Johnny is determined
Jonathan killed a vampire with breathing and was the original Tanjiro, Joseph "killed" a vampire and rocks with breathing and was the original Zenitzu (I know I misspelt that), Jotaro killed a vampire with his mind and used a worse version of the vampire's mind powers, Joskue "killed" a vampiric serial killer, giogio is the son of a vampire, Jolyne lost to a vampire's boyfriend, Josku8 is half of the vampiric serial killer, and jodio is a alternative version of the vampire's kid
jonathan's kindness towards everyone
joseph's charisma
jotaro is all stoic but he's also genuinely smart and cares about his family
josuke's golden heart
giorno's good intentions ig
jolyne's characterization is just great
johnny's change from being a jackass that treats insects wrongly to a determined guy that wants to improve himself and help others is amazing
They all are different from each jojos
Oh shi i totally forgot about part 6, well shes good under stress
Very good infact, she didn't flip out as much as I thought when she found her ex-boyfriend again, also was able to come up with a strategy to defeat c-moon b4 being turned inside out on the fly
josuke was determined to find kira but I really dont know what to say for him, hes rightteous like jonathan but also looses his calm and reasoning when somebody insults his hair
johnny can spin
How people like Jodio cares about young people and Johnny is respectful to others
Johnny is disabled
Jolyne because she's a girl, and I'm also a girl
- He’s a gentleman (I’d crack)
- He’s the goat (I’d crack)
- He has aura (I’d crack)
- He can heal (I’d crack)
- He can make life and stuff (I’d crack)
- She’s low key annoying(I’d pass)
I haven’t read the rest
- Jonathan is a very kind gentleman.
- Joseph is very funny.
- Jotaro has so much aura.
- Josuke actually seems his age.
- Giorno stopped drugs in Italy.
- Jolyne had REALLY good character development.
- Johnny was very determined.
- Josuke is so cool.
jonathans a gent joseph is goofy jotaro is all emo and bad like ok autistic water boy then josuke is just fun times Giorno is doing it not for the luv of the game but for the luv of the future uh. Joylne is determined and a queen and an actual well written likable female protagonist johnny is not just some random green flag or red flag character, gappy is oh my lord gappy is honestly the goat and jodio+dragona are iconic. And. and whats in common with all of these joestars??keh. it’s that theyre all written amazing.
and im not putting ungalo or the other two rat children dio had from stone ocean because they pmo
joseph is in john mcafee's profile
Question about 3 and 5
Uh
How exactly old are you?
Underaged enough
Phew
OH because they’re children
You see so many weirdo adults online simping for Giorno and Part 3 Jotaro, you can't help but be skeptical, y'know?
Oh no no, It’s simply a joke
All good. It's more okay if someone underage makes those jokes about underage characters, what with hormonal teens and such
They are all joestars
Jonathan is admirable, Joseph is goated, jotaro is cool, josuke is the culmination of the joestars, giorno is his own type of Joestar, Jolyne is creative
Josuke'e hair
jotaro merged the atoms of his hat and hair
Drugs
Jojo is the best joestar!
Jonathan: His gentlemanly attitude
Joseph: His quick-witted mind
Jotaro: His beatdown moments
Josuke: (everything) His compasion for others and fun-loving personality
Giorno: His clever and creative usage of his abilities
Jolyne: Her fierce determination to achieve her goals
Jonathan is empathetic and kind
Joseph is resourceful and funny
Jotaro is very caring despite his exterior
Josuke is kind and forgiving of his enemies usually
Giorno is ambitious and has good intentions
Jolyne is really smart and creative
Johnny’s character development is really admirable
Josuke is funny and I love how much he cares about holy despite having no memories of her
Jodio despite his diagnosis is very caring for his family and I think that’s super sweet and awww I love jodio I think he’s really interesting in that he’s a morally grey Jojo
Dio is a nice guy he always helped people
jolyne is jolyne enough said
Something I always really liked about Giorno was that he’s two sides of the same coins depending on his fathers, Jonathan and Dio. Jonathan’s side is kind natured, wanting to bring justice to the mafia world, while the Dio side I kinda like to think of as the executioner. Giorno kills because of justice, and does it ruthlessly like Dio, but ends evil like Jonathan.
Johnny and Jolyne character development
Nah wha 😭😭😭😭😭
Bro, what 
All of them best girl
even ungalo?
I guess since he has some joestar blood in him
uhh its that and also thatt also uhhhhhhh that??
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no fuck you
chat do you know who sadao kujo & george joestar II are
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yes ik them both
who would win here
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joseph part 2 WITH a prep time of 10 seconds
chat am i a larper if i watched jojos before stone ocean + read 7th part and half of part 8
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am I a larper if i started watching after part 6 was animated and am only partially through sbr
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WHOS meat would u aggresively suck on
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who is pucci & weather report
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brothers
WHO would win
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GER
well hes as much as a joestar as giorno is
actually hes even more a joestar than jotaro is
i'd say they're all equally joestars since they all have 1 joestar parent
it's not like jonathan is 100% joestar cuz that'd imply inbreeding
so really the only one that isn't a joestar besides the wives/husbands is shizuka
Jolyne a baddie fr
