#[26/4/17] What was the worst way to die in JoJo?
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Finally
2nd
z
the guy who died to purple haze
Anyways Sorbet’s death
Infinite death loop
2! Rupees
infinite spin
purple haze
😅
def infinite death loop
gold experience requiem if that even counts
Spinning to infinity
Diavolo death loop
you literally melt down as purple haze's gas kills you
Diavolo's deaths
and its not pleasable
Diavolos loops
rip
Flushed to death in a pipe of shit
wait nvm diavolo death loops
ceaser
diavolos death
diavolo
vocal percussion on a whole nother level, coming from my mind
they shouldve excluded diavolo's death loop, cuz ofc its the worst way to die
death loop
vocal percussion on a whole nother level, coming from my mind
:(
it's gotta be death by cioccolata
anyone who says kars should explode
there could be a time where diavolo had super regenarative powers and was immortal but was terribly and painfully tortured for lightyears
getting shigechi'ed
the only right answer is diavolo since technically kars didnt die just eternally floating
ABSOLUTELY THIS ONE
kars 😻
(but genuinely kars was terrifying))
i thought yall meant dying by his hands
G
i believe this (not counting Diavolo) since even in the afterlife and ascending to heaven he was screaming in pain
Kira's is definitely the most terrifying
Kira and kars (idk if Kira but ik it must've been a horrible experience and kars stopped thinking so he died technically)
Diavolo doesn't count for this
Hmm I say not really a death but it feels like it I say when that gard got his toenail lift up by Joylne string but death I say sorts max or giaccio
Death of B.I.G user
death thinking about your school and your town and 23 hours after seeing giorno gib mista da sloppy :(
Anyone who died to Speed King did it very embarrassingly imo
down in like 5 shots not that bad
he just got shot down lol
Kira probably had the worst death
Natural Causes
Diavolo's worst deat
Kira's death. It was so unexpected and out of left field for him
its sad :(
(Ive only watched the anime btw) but i think diavolo, like Wdym an infinite death loop😭
my goat Shigechi deserved better
Does the death loop count?
spoilers
Dying while pursing Toru, Josuke was no diffed by some rain 😭
Yeah but the worst thing about that death is he meant nothing.They just shot him and he didn't mean anything in the series at all
well, technically you cant say that
doesnt he just die in some 5 minutes after he revives? just because he can die infinitely many times doesnt mean it **has **to be infinitely many ways
Diavolo's death number 83728363529402, ts was horrific, long and painfull
Those don't count
Well in the death loop he dies in EVERY way possible so technically there is one
death loop is bad but lwk i think dieing to purple haze or chocolata would be more painful
its canon if he dies
lowkey better than how bucciarati's gang died, constantly emotionally tortured
They do
i'd argue death 3848139329 was somewhat worse
when was it said that he dies EVERY way possible bruh
yoyutsu and kars death
idk it seemed more mentally breaking
kars death!
yotsuyu ?
Angelo
AHAHHAHAHAH
Kars if it counts
KARS DEATH!
HE DIDNT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!
kars aint dead
part 8
holy larp
im making fun of them
83728363529402 was way longer tho, 3848139239 was like a 2 minute one
ik you said yoyutsu
Maybe I misunderstood it, I’ll watch the episode later again
TRUE
oh okay go on monarch
i would say the worst way to die in jojo's is watchin your friend and family get brutally killed one by one by pucci and right as you think he is gone he instantly shreds your body into pieces
NO NO MAKE IT STOP
i tank it
yup but they can’t think it’s an end in itself
My goat jolyne 💔💔
are we gonna forget the nazi soldier who blew up from the inside while a full man was inside him distorting his body to use the soldier as a skinsuit
Jolyene jolyne jolene joleyne
she had a quick death did she not
me when your mom
speed blitzed, no diff
me when your dad
Obv GER death loop
I miss her
THATS NOT A DEATh
how could you say something like that to me
THATS MULTIPLE
I miss my wife
'He would never even arrive at the reality of death, infinitely'
is the max said by giorno about Requiem. nothing about dying in every way, just 'dying' infinitely
You die and then you die again
lets do it together then
tails...
i say we should only count one death from ger
WE all do
Oh
my queen jolyne too but id say jotaro was worse he died failing to protect jolyne
ME TOO PLEAES
GER death loop
Sorbet and gelato it's not even close 💀
They were doomed to die in the og timeline anyways 💔💔💔
Oooguhh
My wiiiife
OUR wife
dawg one ofthem fucking died of fear and the other got hacked, and due to the shadow that guy died before being fully minced
mid jojo death
low jojo death, actually
yes
Syfm I'm her favorite
not fear technically suffocated/choked
im the better cuddler
what about Mark from part 2 who lost half of his body and was STILL alive
diavolo
for like two seconds
id argue more
he had to plead to die
id say like half a minute
semantics
BRO ONE OF EM' GOT CUT INTO PEICES FROM TOE TO HEAD TF YOU MEAN MID JOJO DEATH 😭
That has to be bait 🥀
as i said, he died before being fully butched
you dont fucking
survive until your fully minced
if you can
thats genuinely insane
Infinite death
He was still alive for a good portion of it tho
Honestly I think diavolo's 2nd death in the death loop is really brutal
idc what anyone says kiras death was the worst way to die
yes, i dont disagree, but theres still a lot worse
imagine being on the edge of nearly winning
surgeon?
then getting your head run over
Example???
Eyyupp
or that one scene of the body cut up into numerous frames (i forgot what the plot cus i havent rewatched/reread yet but it was part 5)
Diavolo
diavolo death loop😭
all of them
I forget if it was sorbet or gelato that got cut up but ik what ur talkin about
Wekapipo
Shiza
it hurt the same way
Ceasar
you got upset seeing green guy get packed up by giorno?
Zeppeli
yeah he should’ve gotten more punched 🥹
watch as your bf gets cut into 36 pieces and suffocate
Anything having to do with infinity
WHY IS NOONE MENTIONING SHIZA
Steely Dan.
The amount of physical pain he must've been in.
Or Cioccolata, considering GE would've amplified it.
SHI ZA
what about secco
we dont know if he died
Diavolo
pizza? yes i love pizza
dying to a ambulance car
Cioccolata might've died of shock the instant he regained consciousness
why
kira going insane just to have his head runover by an ambulance
the thing meant to save him killed him
and then died again
Taken by hands
they didnt say he died and we didnt get to see his dead body soooo
wasnt even actually alive he died while being dead imagine
shigechi. esidesi, risotto, no actually ALL of the hitman crew except melone, Zeppeli (1), Shop keeper in Sheer Heart Attack arc (fucking INSANE), Vanilla Ice, Cinderella lady P4, SHIZZAAAA!!!, Pucci, Kira, a lot of Part 7+ characters but i dont wanna spoil anime watchers (probably a lot more i've forgotten)
Didn't he also fall into the truck for incineration too?
those two are definitely dead
does angelo count?
hes alive
he's probably alive because of josuke
then yoshikage kira
Diavolo 8737161738493916384929173rd death, MY GOD horrible bro
he can just replenish his nutrients and stuff
eh
true
this guy gets it
he likely doesnt need to eat
Diavolo's 5210th death was terrifying
as with mr. Enigma being turned into a book
yea
Polnareff didn’t die but his body did
Are we counting physical or mental death?
Cuz Kars could be a high ranker here with mental death
isnt even that deep he gets his own room inside of it (abd reference 🥹 )
TRUE BUT TBH I THINK HIS 8737161738493916384929173rd WAS THE WORST BROOOO LIKE MY GOD horrible bro
he stopped thinking
not dead
But he’s a turtle
Brain dead tho, hence why I asked
BUT LIKE THE 5210TH DEATH WAS SOOO BAD LIKE I CANT EVEN THINK OF ANYTHING WORSE
nope
but he gets his own room
people who say Kars and Death loop are the strongest larpers in history
he's sleeping
hes not the turtle he only lives inside it afaik
Yk what you are right
like he was as a pillarmen
He gets his own room
do u even remember 8737161738493916384929173
I WAS SHITTIN MYSELF
Death Loop is excusable if they say a specific death
no bro i had to remember his 100m anniversary death
aaaa i see understandable
I'll give you risotto caesar and baron zeppeli (lowkey can't remember if that's his name) but seeing as I haven't gotten to part 7 yet I can't judge any deaths from that part I still think at least in my opinion that sorbet/gelato's death was the worst way to go out
it is baron
Remember that diavolo also died kissing Speedwagon
But he's stopped thinking altogether, whereas he was just sleeping when he was in the rock.
It's strongly implied they're different states of being
william
what about dying to 200 balloons from jojolands
That's what I thought
will baron zeppeli
Good boy
could be same thing like he stopped thinking and went to sleep
whatever
speedwagon mustve felt like erina when dio did his thing
i know for a fact this man wouldnt kiss anyone but jonathan joestar willingly
But your brain is still processing information when you're asleep. His brain stopped all thinking, meaning no activity at all
Kars is brain dead like SPOILER P7 ||magent magent||
they're not dead
ohhh i forgot about him
but unrecoverable
shouldnt he be dead? Like he's brain dead and cant think, so shouldnt he be unable to will his stand to work which keeps him alive
Hence why I didn't say dead, just brain dead.
Death loop
What about mark
no i agree, im just reinforming what you said
THATS WHAT I SAID
😭
.
Fr
everybody seems to ignore side-character deaths
Diavolo
only main characters
which.
thats multiple.
Thank you English teacher
Deads
the worst way to dye something is by washing it during dying it
I'll be off anyways
you're welcome, since you clearly didn't understand.
everytime someone says diavolo/infinite death loop/kars
an angel loses its wings
and ends its own life
joseph joestar
Alright fine if you're so picky about it
mf he aint even dead 😭
died of old age bro hella borinng
hes still alive from what we know
Araki said hes prolly still alive in Part 6
when Metallica did that thing
Then I'd say caesar or anyone killed by dio
thank you.
just like when that thing happened to that one guy in that one episode
Killed by GER
wouldnt that make himm 100
Why Kars?
Or is it cuz it technically should be Cars?
Kars isnt dead is why i say that
if someone says brain dead/fate
sure
but hes not physically dead
I don't think anyone said he's dead dead, just brain
It’s Diavolo no debate
Diavolo 
for both
Who’s death is worse
Purple haze bro
Yeah but Diavolo does for eternity
Also I love the toki pfp
Die by an ambulance
But it’s
DIAVOLO HAS MULTIPLE.
DEATH LOOP ISNT SINGULAR.
you clearly arent readmaxxing
Ig bro 😭
Purple Haze
I think
Bro only speaks in stickers and all caps
Puccis was pretty bad
the way narancia , in giorno’s body, died or probably abbachio
4 messages with out caps, 3 with
the correct way would be
"Bro only speaks in stickers and only lowercase"
which would still be wrong
Sure brah
What an intellectual individual 🤔
I feel like
Purple haze
They still had it pretty painless tho
Idk
And they didn’t really notice that hard
I doubt it was painful at all considering how the painful part was skipped
?
Are u being sarcastic 😭
how we acting like thats NOT bad
Noooo but like
Relatively that’s not THAAAATR bad
iagree
in jojo terms
but its still bad
cause like the time erasure narancia didn't rlly feel it right
Exactly
That’s not
pedoacchido and bruno only got impaled once
Ghiaccio
i swear bro which chuds said crazy mid was their favorite stand
crazy diamond?
not my favorite but it is a cool stand
shooting yourself in the head
i like how it was used
yea good stand but definitely not the best
on accident*
100%
we all know the best stand is Manic Depression
nah my perosonal favorites king crimson
That's a weird way to spell the stand that boils water
i wish i could send an image of Manic Depression
no it kinda just gives heart attacks
King crimson is cool, and i feel like its design gets overhated
i do admit the concept design is pretty cool
Im talking about the stand that boils water
The one pucci gives to ff
i know
fucking bizarre he didn’t deserve that
also dying infinitely is not too attractive
quite a bizarre server lowkey
i see what you meant now
nor is dying by an ambulance
also, diavolo's death loop is definitely one of the worst ways
or just trying to eat a banana and it ends up being a gun and you shoot it on accident
hey guys do NOT mention sbr PLEASE
johnny joestar explodes in chapter 2 and the series ends
instantly
Massive spoilers but there are steel balls and people run
erm, only one person runs!
FUCK
johnny and gyro end up going to netflix hq and gyro destroys the building with his steel balls in stage 3 (its real)
not rlly like what about diego
Horses are people too smh
no man please stop
being cut into a bunch of different pieces by cioccolata
not my kind!
The main protagonist is called Jojo
and he goes on a bizarre adventure
mod detected 🔄 shut up
spoiler alert: gyro has big steel balls
?
real
being a random in the scr fight
im not a mod
being rude to people who can instantly kill me... is the reason my heart still beats!!!
dangerous dan
timmy tough knuckles
radical randy
aggressive aiden
over here
i cant though im not a mod
notorious b.i.g
Whatever is happening to Diavolo atm
does diavolo even count?
he is going through infinitely many iterations of a false death before his true death emerges
so technically
he just died in the river or whatever
and the death loop has nothing to do with diavolos true death
🤔🤔
oyecomova. he didnt deserve it
if we don't count Diavolo or the trio of not dying™ I say that goes to either Jonathan, Caesar, Illusio/Volpe, Narancia, Weather Report (the whole thing with Pucci removing his legs), or Diego
Get killed by some random dude without a stand
and hot pants her death was pretty bad too
idk about jonathan he had zero regrets and was happy
he was bleeding out and on fire which I think is not very pleasant but that's just me
the reason I put those two together is because they both died in almost identical ways (purple haze, Volpe was only hit with PH Distortion)
PH ALSO VITTORIO his death was certainly something
Kars death is just embarrassing 😭😭
Cioccolata mold
Getting eaten by your vampire mom as a baby when she was trying to protect you
Does it count though? Since he never actually dies
If we're not including Diavolo, then maybe Pucci since he was bleeding from his eyes and being poisoned whilst getting pummelled by weather report
Idk
he did die he just doesnt get to know how he died
I would say the 7 Page Muda is the worst, due to the mind berserk thing Golden Experience does with his punches
That must've felt like eons worth of pain
Polnareff slicing up everything except your balls
ofc nothing beats the 7 page muda death and the diavolo but im gonna be different from the rest, have yall EVER laid eyes upon the manga panel where proscuitto goes within the train engine?!
still think the purple haze deaths were horrible like dawg none of those three had corpses it was that bad
Probably dying by Purple Haze or Blue Hawaii
narancialover24 has a very strong opinion on this
shigechi's death was so sad when u think about it like dam
Getting shoved to a train then sliced in half 
Me
Literwlly any from part 5
Oh yeah that one is BRUTAL
Especially initially surviving the cut and trying to crawl away
I always feel sad when Jolyne dies 😔 but at least hers was fast
probably not the worst but pucci's death is pretty bad, slowly dying from the excessive oxygen, getting his face bashed in, and then being removed from existence because of his own stands ability
Foo Fighters lifeblood literally boiled her alive
Imagine getting ur arms chopped off and then getting ur face destroyed?
She prolly choked in her own blood, bleeding out, and drowning?

You didn't deserve that Jolyne
Ik Araki wanted to put a woman in serious situations but JESUS
I mean if you think about it, with infinite deaths one of diavolos has to be the worst
Guccio's death is also pretty bad. Bro got filled with kinetic energy than turned into a human transformer 😭
AND THE SALTWATER STINGING???
Tbf, we don't know if his deaths are actually infinitw
FoFo my Shayla 😭
Everyone dying in Part 6 is so hard to watch
Jotaro SCREAMING over the time stop knives is just so 
Oh yeah, part 6 deaths were brutal
Pucci is a TRUE monster
Then he had to live for a secon with a sliver choppe out of his head
My D key is acting up
Reading this for the first time gives you CHILLS
What Ermes did to her killer too
I'm blanking on his name, fucked up
He deserved it though
Trapped in a sewage pipe slowly filling with water until you're literally pulled through the pipe. Rushing through it like a metal waterslide
Then having your head ripped off and beaten repeatedly
Tbf it's just a clone of the head but like stull
Also part 5 deaths weren't that bad, at least they were (mostly) quick
I mean, Narancia didn't even feel his own death, it was during skipped time
Abbachio did though 😭
Yeah but he deserved it
Sports Maxx deserved that shit
I completely agree
He was scum of the earth
Mmm how about some PART 8 SPOILERS
||Jobin got a small tube pierced directly into his heart, letting the blood just pour out quickly like a fountain. ||
tbh i cant imagine dying by purple haze felt all too pleasant
Yeah
Invincible Scourge Virus be like:
yk diavolo has experienced the worst possible death ever at some point in the death loop so maybe we should js ask him
He canonically dies every death in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
And I mean Doppio and Bruno dying was sad but it wasnt that bad. They had already lost all senses in Bruno's body including most pain
This
Yoshikage kira, imagine getting crushed by the help
that was at least quick
lets not forget getting battered by josuke jotaro and koichi prior to this
Mf was already dead, no way he survives SP all at once broski 
Diavolos deaths
SP got nerfed tho
SP is literally destroying them from the inside out with all the internal bleeding
Imagine survinving that to die in such a dumbass way
Its not dumbass, it's poetic irony.
In part 3 he can crush Dios skull but in part 6 he just throws Pucci into a wall
Kira wanted to live a common and normal life, and he died in one of the most common deaths ever: vehicular manslaughter
Glad someone agrees :]
worst way?
Those elderly people killed by Chocolata (lowkey don't know why to write his name)
Diavolo lwk
i think dying by your own self is the worst way to go
the WORST ONE
has to be a heart attck at age 82 (or 83 i forgot)
another way is by getting exploded by an edgy 17 year old and then gettign shived into the sun
Diavolo surely! He living a literal hell! 😨😅
Whatever the fuck happened to the biggie smalls stand in part 5
Cause the whole universe reset and it can't die
all these gruesome deaths meanwhile Straizo peacefully committed suicide by breathing a little differently
Narancia (in giorno’s body)
Infinite loop but a close second goes to sorbet
if the death loop counts it's that but it's eternal death and eternal life at the same time, the worst death was valentine's, I guess that your whole nervous system's atoms spinning must hurt
DIO cuz he got split in half and Diavolo obviously
honorable mention to pesci and the grateful dead user, their deaths looked pretty painful
crushed by the weather report poison frogs
Diavolo
Either death loop or purple haze's poison gas
Shigechis death prob because he was just so close and then everyone ignored him
narancias death because hes the goat and i miss him
Cocitta or whatever the mold dudes name was
No way I found twin 🥹
YOOOOOOO
W answer
i forget ur on this serv too
We just sigma that’s why 
Anyway what was ur answer
ofc ofc 
here
Oh yeah I forgot about that 😭
Yeah I never try to just cuz I usually get the ping when I’m in school
Ok who had the best death
i do too but my teachers dont rlly gaf
WAIT IK WHO HAD THE WORST DEATH
getting ripped apart with a chain like will zeppeli
JUDGEMENT STAND USER
OHHHHHH
I would say the same but I think it was a little better than it would’ve been because he was able to come to terms with and accept his death
Wait isn’t this just heaven
truth
Holy shit bro zeppeli achieved heaven 😭
Theoretically Valentine had an inf death loop too 
Cheap trick
metallica
touching panties
YAAUUUYYY
Being one of cioccolata’s victims 
milagro man
i’d argue that it was a last moment of happiness
for that guy specifically
Raining frogs
Infinite death loop
die
but never die
so is it bad to get forked or is it bad to die in giorno's body
Hmm I think the worst way would be if I was 1v1ing my number 1 opp and he calls some bullshit like throwing knives towards some teenagers and they turn me into Swiss cheese
Sucked to death by Dio
turned into a snail would suck ass icl
CAESARRRRRRR
I know magenta magenta isn't really dead but I recently found myself thinking of what happened before he became braindead
he's down there, underwater in near complete darkness in a constant loop of suffocation though his stand doesn't allow him to die or take any sort of damage
all he can do is think and I feel like the feeling of suffocating would make him a little delirious most of the time
Also he's constantly soaked, can't move at all, can't even open his eyes
he was probably driven insane at some point, he was also probably insanely exhausted
idk ask diavolo
It is definitly Diavolo. Because he will die in every possible way due to him being unable to reach the 'conclusion of his death'. He will even have to die in similar ways multiple times with slight variations. He honestly has the worst fate in the series though he does deserve it for what he has done.
Some Diavolo death prob
Ciocolatta’s victims death
Probably when most of the main cast in Jojo part 6 died. (F.F... )
April 4th
Ik they didn't die from it but the part where F.F. gets all the water in their body turned boiling hot seems like a punishment you get in the deepest circle of hell
Like imagine all the blood in your body turning boiling hot at an instant
I mean, I would say Diavolo, but he can't die. That's his fate, he will expierence every way to die, but not die. Kars isn't dead, he's frozen in space. Angelo isn't dead either. I'm probably going to say the worst death in JoJo is probably Illuso's
Getting killed by a regular person as a strong stand user because it's just disappointing
So Kira?
Bro got degloved by an ambulance
yeah fair point
Purple haze probably hurts like a bitch
what
Oven death
danny?

