#[26/4/17] What was the worst way to die in JoJo?

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earnest field
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JOOOOOOOOOOSUKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

pure bolt
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Finally

austere jackal
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2nd

green pond
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z

untold heath
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the guy who died to purple haze

pure bolt
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Anyways Sorbet’s death

vapid cove
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Infinite death loop

unreal sable
pastel geyser
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infinite spin

torpid rover
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purple haze

austere jackal
green pond
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def infinite death loop

untold rose
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gold experience requiem if that even counts

arctic tartan
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Spinning to infinity

little thicket
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Diavolo death loop

torpid rover
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you literally melt down as purple haze's gas kills you

real moth
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Diavolo's deaths

unreal sable
dry viper
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7 page barrage

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he didnt even die

torpid rover
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and its not pleasable

azure leaf
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Diavolos loops

unreal sable
austere jackal
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Flushed to death in a pipe of shit

torpid rover
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wait nvm diavolo death loops

jaunty sun
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ceaser

pallid trail
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diavolos death

lean kestrel
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diavolo

untold heath
dry viper
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they shouldve excluded diavolo's death loop, cuz ofc its the worst way to die

hot mantle
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death loop

unreal sable
tame olive
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it's gotta be death by cioccolata

glacial oxide
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anyone who says kars should explode

torpid rover
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there could be a time where diavolo had super regenarative powers and was immortal but was terribly and painfully tortured for lightyears

pulsar belfry
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getting shigechi'ed

vale wharf
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the only right answer is diavolo since technically kars didnt die just eternally floating

unreal sable
bitter ivy
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G

glacial oxide
dapper narwhal
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Kira's is definitely the most terrifying

serene dagger
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Kira and kars (idk if Kira but ik it must've been a horrible experience and kars stopped thinking so he died technically)
Diavolo doesn't count for this

wet yew
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Hmm I say not really a death but it feels like it I say when that gard got his toenail lift up by Joylne string but death I say sorts max or giaccio

rapid wolf
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Death of B.I.G user

unreal sable
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death thinking about your school and your town and 23 hours after seeing giorno gib mista da sloppy :(

rare slate
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Anyone who died to Speed King did it very embarrassingly imo

unreal sable
glacial oxide
mild aspen
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Kira probably had the worst death

mighty tide
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Natural Causes

dim wasp
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Diavolo's worst deat

tawny rain
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Kira's death. It was so unexpected and out of left field for him

blazing egret
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(Ive only watched the anime btw) but i think diavolo, like Wdym an infinite death loop😭

glacial oxide
blazing egret
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Does the death loop count?

glacial oxide
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spoilers

formal lodge
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Dying while pursing Toru, Josuke was no diffed by some rain 😭

rapid wolf
glacial oxide
unreal sable
glacial oxide
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since it says worst way to DIE

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singular

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it'd have to be one of his deaths

mild jungle
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Diavolo's death number 83728363529402, ts was horrific, long and painfull

blazing egret
open tusk
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death loop is bad but lwk i think dieing to purple haze or chocolata would be more painful

unreal sable
mild jungle
glacial oxide
unreal sable
rugged thunder
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yoyutsu and kars death

glacial oxide
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idk it seemed more mentally breaking

glacial oxide
unreal sable
icy locust
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Angelo

glacial oxide
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AHAHHAHAHAH

lyric radish
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Kars if it counts

glacial oxide
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KARS DEATH!

unreal sable
glacial oxide
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!

open tusk
rugged thunder
open tusk
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holy larp

glacial oxide
mild jungle
unreal sable
blazing egret
unreal sable
regal verge
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i would say the worst way to die in jojo's is watchin your friend and family get brutally killed one by one by pucci and right as you think he is gone he instantly shreds your body into pieces

rugged thunder
bold monolith
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My goat jolyne 💔💔

glacial oxide
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are we gonna forget the nazi soldier who blew up from the inside while a full man was inside him distorting his body to use the soldier as a skinsuit

bold monolith
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Jolyene jolyne jolene joleyne

open tusk
glacial oxide
glacial oxide
ornate goblet
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Obv GER death loop

bold monolith
glacial oxide
open tusk
glacial oxide
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THATS MULTIPLE

bold monolith
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I miss my wife

unreal sable
ornate goblet
glacial oxide
unreal sable
woeful oasis
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i say we should only count one death from ger

open tusk
unreal sable
unreal sable
strange shore
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GER death loop

chrome dune
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Sorbet and gelato it's not even close 💀

bold monolith
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Oooguhh

bold monolith
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My wiiiife

unreal sable
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big 'Porio was traumatized

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poor child

open tusk
glacial oxide
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mid jojo death

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low jojo death, actually

unreal sable
bold monolith
open tusk
open tusk
glacial oxide
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what about Mark from part 2 who lost half of his body and was STILL alive

hidden merlin
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diavolo

glacial oxide
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he had to plead to die

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id say like half a minute

open tusk
chrome dune
glacial oxide
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you dont fucking

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survive until your fully minced

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if you can

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thats genuinely insane

stray shell
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Infinite death

chrome dune
bold monolith
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Honestly I think diavolo's 2nd death in the death loop is really brutal

viscid bronze
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idc what anyone says kiras death was the worst way to die

glacial oxide
viscid bronze
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imagine being on the edge of nearly winning

viscid bronze
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then getting your head run over

chrome dune
bold monolith
viscid bronze
west grove
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Diavolo

mystic dune
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diavolo death loop😭

civic moss
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all of them

chrome dune
rancid nymph
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Wekapipo

strange shore
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Shiza

civic moss
strange shore
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Ceasar

viscid bronze
strange shore
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Zeppeli

civic moss
untold rose
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watch as your bf gets cut into 36 pieces and suffocate

sly mulch
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Mariah

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she definitely dead

barren ledge
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Anything having to do with infinity

strange shore
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WHY IS NOONE MENTIONING SHIZA

hot nexus
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Steely Dan.

The amount of physical pain he must've been in.

Or Cioccolata, considering GE would've amplified it.

strange shore
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SHI ZA

sly mulch
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what about secco

untold rose
vestal plank
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Diavolo

sly mulch
fading dirge
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dying to a ambulance car

bold monolith
sly mulch
viscid bronze
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the thing meant to save him killed him

sly mulch
strange shore
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Cherry boi

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What Abt cherry boi

sly mulch
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Taken by hands

untold rose
# sly mulch why

they didnt say he died and we didnt get to see his dead body soooo

viscid bronze
glacial oxide
# chrome dune Example???

shigechi. esidesi, risotto, no actually ALL of the hitman crew except melone, Zeppeli (1), Shop keeper in Sheer Heart Attack arc (fucking INSANE), Vanilla Ice, Cinderella lady P4, SHIZZAAAA!!!, Pucci, Kira, a lot of Part 7+ characters but i dont wanna spoil anime watchers (probably a lot more i've forgotten)

hot nexus
sly mulch
alpine ruin
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does angelo count?

glacial oxide
sly mulch
alpine ruin
tender birch
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Diavolo 8737161738493916384929173rd death, MY GOD horrible bro

sly mulch
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he can just replenish his nutrients and stuff

glacial oxide
tender birch
glacial oxide
viscid bronze
glacial oxide
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as with mr. Enigma being turned into a book

sly mulch
soft brook
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Polnareff didn’t die but his body did

hot nexus
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Are we counting physical or mental death?

Cuz Kars could be a high ranker here with mental death

viscid bronze
tender birch
hot nexus
viscid bronze
sly mulch
viscid bronze
glacial oxide
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people who say Kars and Death loop are the strongest larpers in history

sly mulch
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he's sleeping

untold rose
soft brook
sly mulch
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like he was as a pillarmen

soft brook
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He gets his own room

tender birch
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I WAS SHITTIN MYSELF

glacial oxide
viscid bronze
tender birch
chrome dune
sly mulch
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Remember that diavolo also died kissing Speedwagon

hot nexus
tender birch
alpine ruin
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what about dying to 200 balloons from jojolands

chrome dune
glacial oxide
tender birch
glacial oxide
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wait no

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baron is dub

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its anthonio

sly mulch
tender birch
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will antonio

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yes

sly mulch
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whatever

untold rose
untold rose
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i know for a fact this man wouldnt kiss anyone but jonathan joestar willingly

hot nexus
glacial oxide
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they're not dead

untold rose
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ohhh i forgot about him

glacial oxide
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but unrecoverable

glacial oxide
hot nexus
sleek parrot
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Death loop

sly mulch
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What about mark

glacial oxide
glacial oxide
sly mulch
sly mulch
glacial oxide
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everybody seems to ignore side-character deaths

storm meadow
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Diavolo

glacial oxide
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only main characters

glacial oxide
storm meadow
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Diavolos infinite death loop

glacial oxide
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singular.

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not plural.

glacial oxide
sly mulch
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dyes

storm meadow
sly mulch
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Deads

viscid bronze
storm meadow
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I'll be off anyways

glacial oxide
visual lion
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diavolo

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or kars

glacial oxide
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everytime someone says diavolo/infinite death loop/kars

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an angel loses its wings

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and ends its own life

fickle spire
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joseph joestar

storm meadow
glacial oxide
fickle spire
glacial oxide
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Araki said hes prolly still alive in Part 6

leaden yoke
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when Metallica did that thing

storm meadow
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Then I'd say caesar or anyone killed by dio

glacial oxide
glacial oxide
bold lagoon
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Killed by GER

fickle spire
hot nexus
glacial oxide
glacial oxide
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if someone says brain dead/fate

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sure

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but hes not physically dead

hot nexus
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I don't think anyone said he's dead dead, just brain

somber frost
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It’s Diavolo no debate

placid vigil
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Diavolo emoji1

glacial oxide
glacial oxide
somber frost
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Same sticker twice

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Crazy

glacial oxide
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for both

somber frost
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Who’s death is worse

round falcon
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Purple haze bro

somber frost
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Also I love the toki pfp

stuck trout
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Die by an ambulance

glacial oxide
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death.

nocturne dust
glacial oxide
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DIAVOLO HAS MULTIPLE.

nocturne dust
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A lot of deaths?

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Yea

glacial oxide
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DEATH LOOP ISNT SINGULAR.

somber frost
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Bros mad over a discord debate

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Crazy

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Bros debatemaxxing

glacial oxide
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you clearly arent readmaxxing

nocturne dust
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Ig bro 😭

dapper brook
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Purple Haze

somber frost
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Jeez

glacial oxide
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sorry, i only drink piss in my cup

nocturne dust
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I think

somber frost
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Bro only speaks in stickers and all caps

nocturne dust
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Puccis was pretty bad

tender vector
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the way narancia , in giorno’s body, died or probably abbachio

glacial oxide
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the correct way would be

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"Bro only speaks in stickers and only lowercase"

glacial oxide
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which would still be wrong

somber frost
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Sure brah

raw lynx
brave spoke
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Purple haze

nocturne dust
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They still had it pretty painless tho

silk spruce
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Idk

nocturne dust
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And they didn’t really notice that hard

placid vigil
glacial oxide
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bro had like 4 whole poles impaled in him

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😭

nocturne dust
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Are u being sarcastic 😭

glacial oxide
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how we acting like thats NOT bad

nocturne dust
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Relatively that’s not THAAAATR bad

glacial oxide
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in jojo terms

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but its still bad

raw lynx
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cause like the time erasure narancia didn't rlly feel it right

nocturne dust
glacial oxide
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id say he had the worst death in the Part 5 cast

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he got impaled 4 times

nocturne dust
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How tkme erasure works is it?

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Mb

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I gtg

glacial oxide
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pedoacchido and bruno only got impaled once

elfin jackal
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Ghiaccio

twilit vortex
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i swear bro which chuds said crazy mid was their favorite stand

glacial oxide
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not my favorite but it is a cool stand

gusty holly
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shooting yourself in the head

glacial oxide
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i like how it was used

twilit vortex
gusty holly
glacial oxide
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we all know the best stand is Manic Depression

twilit vortex
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nah my perosonal favorites king crimson

placid vigil
glacial oxide
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i wish i could send an image of Manic Depression

glacial oxide
glacial oxide
celest gorge
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well, spoilers?

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anyway donut

glacial oxide
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i do admit the concept design is pretty cool

placid vigil
celest gorge
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fucking bizarre he didn’t deserve that

glacial oxide
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OH

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i thought you meant the stand name of boiling water was Manic Depression

celest gorge
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also dying infinitely is not too attractive

twilit vortex
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quite a bizarre server lowkey

glacial oxide
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i see what you meant now

celest gorge
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nor is dying by an ambulance

twilit vortex
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also, diavolo's death loop is definitely one of the worst ways

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or just trying to eat a banana and it ends up being a gun and you shoot it on accident

celest gorge
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hey guys do NOT mention sbr PLEASE

glacial oxide
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instantly

placid vigil
glacial oxide
twilit vortex
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johnny and gyro end up going to netflix hq and gyro destroys the building with his steel balls in stage 3 (its real)

raw lynx
placid vigil
celest gorge
tawdry parcel
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being cut into a bunch of different pieces by cioccolata

glacial oxide
raw lynx
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and he goes on a bizarre adventure

glacial oxide
twilit vortex
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spoiler alert: gyro has big steel balls

tawdry parcel
twilit vortex
solid anvil
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being a random in the scr fight

tawdry parcel
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im not a mod

glacial oxide
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being rude to people who can instantly kill me... is the reason my heart still beats!!!

twilit vortex
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timmy tough knuckles

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radical randy

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aggressive aiden

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over here

celest moth
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notorious b.i.g

solemn harbor
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Whatever is happening to Diavolo atm

raw lynx
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does diavolo even count?

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he is going through infinitely many iterations of a false death before his true death emerges

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so technically

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he just died in the river or whatever

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and the death loop has nothing to do with diavolos true death

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🤔🤔

tough dagger
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oyecomova. he didnt deserve it

green socket
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if we don't count Diavolo or the trio of not dying™ I say that goes to either Jonathan, Caesar, Illusio/Volpe, Narancia, Weather Report (the whole thing with Pucci removing his legs), or Diego

weary gyro
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Get killed by some random dude without a stand

green socket
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and hot pants her death was pretty bad too

tough dagger
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idk about jonathan he had zero regrets and was happy

green socket
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he was bleeding out and on fire which I think is not very pleasant but that's just me

green socket
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PH ALSO VITTORIO his death was certainly something

bright mountain
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Kars death is just embarrassing 😭😭

buoyant cave
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Cioccolata mold

karmic robin
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Getting eaten by your vampire mom as a baby when she was trying to protect you

neat kernel
nocturne minnow
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If we're not including Diavolo, then maybe Pucci since he was bleeding from his eyes and being poisoned whilst getting pummelled by weather report

tawdry parcel
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he did die he just doesnt get to know how he died

neat kernel
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I would say the 7 Page Muda is the worst, due to the mind berserk thing Golden Experience does with his punches

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That must've felt like eons worth of pain

nocturne minnow
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Polnareff slicing up everything except your balls

sweet flint
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ofc nothing beats the 7 page muda death and the diavolo but im gonna be different from the rest, have yall EVER laid eyes upon the manga panel where proscuitto goes within the train engine?!

green socket
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still think the purple haze deaths were horrible like dawg none of those three had corpses it was that bad

mild furnace
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Probably dying by Purple Haze or Blue Hawaii

wet verge
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narancialover24 has a very strong opinion on this

sweet cave
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like any death in part 4

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or from green day

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cioccolata tortured his victims too

feral totem
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shigechi's death was so sad when u think about it like dam

hazy sail
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Getting shoved to a train then sliced in half DiegoYeet

halcyon owl
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Me

supple verge
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Literwlly any from part 5

little horizon
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Hmmmm

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Jolyne...

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This one always hits the hardest

little horizon
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Especially initially surviving the cut and trying to crawl away

potent needle
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I always feel sad when Jolyne dies 😔 but at least hers was fast

vague mountain
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probably not the worst but pucci's death is pretty bad, slowly dying from the excessive oxygen, getting his face bashed in, and then being removed from existence because of his own stands ability

potent needle
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Foo Fighters lifeblood literally boiled her alive

little horizon
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Imagine getting ur arms chopped off and then getting ur face destroyed?

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She prolly choked in her own blood, bleeding out, and drowning?

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You didn't deserve that Jolyne

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Ik Araki wanted to put a woman in serious situations but JESUS

vague mountain
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I mean if you think about it, with infinite deaths one of diavolos has to be the worst

potent needle
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Guccio's death is also pretty bad. Bro got filled with kinetic energy than turned into a human transformer 😭

little horizon
potent needle
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Then he got used as a human record player cry

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*😭

potent needle
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Tbf, we don't know if his deaths are actually infinitw

potent needle
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FoFo my Shayla 😭

little horizon
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Everyone dying in Part 6 is so hard to watch

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Jotaro SCREAMING over the time stop knives is just so jolynehurt

potent needle
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Oh yeah, part 6 deaths were brutal

little horizon
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Pucci is a TRUE monster

potent needle
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Then he had to live for a secon with a sliver choppe out of his head

potent needle
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My D key is acting up

little horizon
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Reading this for the first time gives you CHILLS

potent needle
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What Ermes did to her killer too

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I'm blanking on his name, fucked up

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He deserved it though

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Trapped in a sewage pipe slowly filling with water until you're literally pulled through the pipe. Rushing through it like a metal waterslide

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Then having your head ripped off and beaten repeatedly

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Tbf it's just a clone of the head but like stull

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Also part 5 deaths weren't that bad, at least they were (mostly) quick

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I mean, Narancia didn't even feel his own death, it was during skipped time

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Abbachio did though 😭

little horizon
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Sports Maxx deserved that shit

potent needle
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I completely agree

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He was scum of the earth

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Mmm how about some PART 8 SPOILERS
||Jobin got a small tube pierced directly into his heart, letting the blood just pour out quickly like a fountain. ||

nocturne minnow
potent needle
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Well that's what I mean mostly

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And I mean, only one guy lol

nocturne minnow
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Yeah

little horizon
nocturne minnow
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yk diavolo has experienced the worst possible death ever at some point in the death loop so maybe we should js ask him

little horizon
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He canonically dies every death in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

nocturne minnow
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i know

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so he should know which one was the most painful

potent needle
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And I mean Doppio and Bruno dying was sad but it wasnt that bad. They had already lost all senses in Bruno's body including most pain

heady holly
covert field
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Yoshikage kira, imagine getting crushed by the help

vague mountain
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that was at least quick

nocturne minnow
mental tartan
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Diavolos deaths

little horizon
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This man is DEAD

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Araki need to stop making these characters survive SP

mental tartan
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SP got nerfed tho

little horizon
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SP is literally destroying them from the inside out with all the internal bleeding

covert field
little horizon
mental tartan
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In part 3 he can crush Dios skull but in part 6 he just throws Pucci into a wall

covert field
covert field
little horizon
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Kira wanted to live a common and normal life, and he died in one of the most common deaths ever: vehicular manslaughter

pure bolt
sly mulch
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worst way?

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Those elderly people killed by Chocolata (lowkey don't know why to write his name)

ebon stream
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Diavolo lwk

deft bloom
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CMOON

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Yeah

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Diavolo dosent really count to me because its a bunch of deaths

ebon stream
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A bunch is underrated

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💀

hazy sail
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i think dying by your own self is the worst way to godiegolaugh

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the WORST ONE
has to be a heart attck at age 82 (or 83 i forgot)speedwagon3

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another way is by getting exploded by an edgy 17 year old and then gettign shived into the sunKonoDioDab

frosty citrus
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Diavolo surely! He living a literal hell! 😨😅

violet flax
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Whatever the fuck happened to the biggie smalls stand in part 5

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Cause the whole universe reset and it can't die

leaden yoke
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all these gruesome deaths meanwhile Straizo peacefully committed suicide by breathing a little differently

harsh dragon
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Narancia (in giorno’s body)

winged turtle
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Infinite loop but a close second goes to sorbet

grim elbow
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Sorbet

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Or gelato

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They both sucked

loud osprey
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if the death loop counts it's that but it's eternal death and eternal life at the same time, the worst death was valentine's, I guess that your whole nervous system's atoms spinning must hurt

little spire
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DIO cuz he got split in half and Diavolo obviously

grand lagoon
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honorable mention to pesci and the grateful dead user, their deaths looked pretty painful

mighty gale
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crushed by the weather report poison frogs

umbral lintel
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Diavolo

violet gazelle
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Either death loop or purple haze's poison gas

potent briar
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Dying from Cheap Trick is just sad

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Or probably the same way Kars did

lunar heart
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Shigechis death prob because he was just so close and then everyone ignored him

drowsy heart
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narancias death because hes the goat and i miss him

sturdy ibex
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Cocitta or whatever the mold dudes name was

sage token
green pond
green pond
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i forget ur on this serv too

sage token
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Anyway what was ur answer

green pond
sage token
green pond
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dude i always try n get first but bruh i never succeed except a few times

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💔

sage token
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Ok who had the best death

green pond
sage token
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WAIT IK WHO HAD THE WORST DEATH

grave fox
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getting ripped apart with a chain like will zeppeli

sage token
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JUDGEMENT STAND USER

green pond
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OHHHHHH

sage token
sage token
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Holy shit bro zeppeli achieved heaven 😭

sage token
brittle zealot
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Cheap trick

buoyant scarab
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metallica

dusty lintel
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touching panties

round falcon
brittle osprey
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Being one of cioccolata’s victims jolynehurt

civic walrus
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milagro man

craggy spear
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for that guy specifically

azure prairie
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Raining frogs

brave ember
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Infinite death loop

quartz tendon
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die
but never die

feral totem
stable harness
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Hmm I think the worst way would be if I was 1v1ing my number 1 opp and he calls some bullshit like throwing knives towards some teenagers and they turn me into Swiss cheese

gleaming coral
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Sucked to death by Dio

novel fiber
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turned into a snail would suck ass icl

gray osprey
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CAESARRRRRRR

lethal rock
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Diego

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My poor boy didn't do anything to deserve it

maiden flax
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I know magenta magenta isn't really dead but I recently found myself thinking of what happened before he became braindead

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he's down there, underwater in near complete darkness in a constant loop of suffocation though his stand doesn't allow him to die or take any sort of damage

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all he can do is think and I feel like the feeling of suffocating would make him a little delirious most of the time

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Also he's constantly soaked, can't move at all, can't even open his eyes

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he was probably driven insane at some point, he was also probably insanely exhausted

burnt phoenix
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idk ask diavolo

deft valley
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It is definitly Diavolo. Because he will die in every possible way due to him being unable to reach the 'conclusion of his death'. He will even have to die in similar ways multiple times with slight variations. He honestly has the worst fate in the series though he does deserve it for what he has done.

cosmic parrot
jade wing
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Ciocolatta’s victims death

fickle wigeon
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Probably when most of the main cast in Jojo part 6 died. (F.F... )

young stag
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April 4th

naive wadi
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Ik they didn't die from it but the part where F.F. gets all the water in their body turned boiling hot seems like a punishment you get in the deepest circle of hell

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Like imagine all the blood in your body turning boiling hot at an instant

naive wolf
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I mean, I would say Diavolo, but he can't die. That's his fate, he will expierence every way to die, but not die. Kars isn't dead, he's frozen in space. Angelo isn't dead either. I'm probably going to say the worst death in JoJo is probably Illuso's

grizzled oracle
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Getting killed by a regular person as a strong stand user because it's just disappointing

naive wadi
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Bro got degloved by an ambulance

grizzled oracle
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yeah fair point

hollow dune
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Purple haze probably hurts like a bitch

rose bough
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Oven death

quartz forge