#[26/4/8] What's your fav character's reaction to running you over with their car?
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x
xy
First
fuck
That guy
Damn
wait was it me
huh
Whats this
Idk
no one stil ltyped
Jolyne actually did the crime ths time ig
Good grief
Oh golly
Whats a car
doesn't notice and goes on with his day
wheel of fortune
mista crying
Canonically already happened
Speedwagon
OK
Wouldn’t really care
Diego nonchalant lowkey
Uuhh good grief
Joseph, Diego and Kira Yoshikage
narancia would freak out
"pfft. just another pathetic bug"
I dont think he would think much of it since at that point infinite death would be something he'd gotten used to
Jonny joey star
magenta wld probably run me over again
HAHA
Touch me
Kobeni's car 🗣️🔥
ambulance driver in part 4
who the FUCK let power drive kobeni's car
You dont know mista like that he'd say get out of the way after he ran you over then just drive off
Would laugh at me and insult me 😭
RODA ROLA DA

who the FUCK let power drive kobeni's car
Kira
“OOHH SHIT MY BAD BRO” and then he puts it in reverse on accident and runs me over again
narancia would crash out and star cursing that person
he would try to heal me and success
500-gyros
josuke would be very very apologetic and help me fr
english r we fr 3 s's in 1 fucking word
"What's your fav character's reaction to running you over with their car?"
well that would be a horse, but-
if you say so
Rohan would be pissed that I ruined his car 😭
Joesph would blame it on me
They'd probably look back and be like "Dang. My fault" and keep driving
No stay back

"who the fuck puts a speedbump here!?"
Gang why would eren yeager need a car... he already trampled 80% of the population why we letting this man DRIVE NOW
I LOVE YOSHIK8RA
DIO's driver
Screaming "Oh no"
I acecpt it
Killer queen destroy the evidence. But leave the hand
i can hear the gif
lowk let me hand be used by yoshik8ra
lero-lero-before-removing-body
I think you'd already know just by my name I think.
ASGORE one of the bests osts of all time
who the FUCK let power drive kobeni's car
Joseph: OH MY GOD
woah woah woah its good but one of the best?
i'd get run over he'll see if i'm alive if not he'd run away prolly
consume the moisture in the body to hide evidence :3
death loop
yes. one of the bests.
its not even top 5
yall heard CRAZY MY BEAT
niche
then its not one of the best
CRAZY, DIAMONDAAAA
the best arent limited to 5 guh
Howler would probably do a hit and run
Kakyoin
the best would be like top 3
buh?
emporio cause what would he do
Healing me…
snake eater is top 5 easily
He’d use harvest to bring me to a hospital
Im kinda hungry

3 adults in teh car btw
Most practical stand for an average life is harvest btw
Gyro: Nyo hoo Johnny, its one thing to insist that you ride a horse but now you come to me and attempt to drive a car
most practical stand for an average life is 👑
Lmao i got the reference
Damn I'm gonna have to read the rest of sbr, jojolion and then jojolands huh
you havent 😭?
Honestly, White album is peak for average life too
Is gyro the guy that gets crushed by the stone thing
Holy larper
Yeah ik
Larp central ahh fan
how do people get spoiled of JOJOLANDS the last part like 700 total english fans know it
huh
KILLER QUEEN DAI SAN NO BAKUDAN BITES ZA DUSTO
how :3
Is that the opposite of a metallica reference??
DAINI NO BAKUDAN SHIA HATO ATTAKU
"oh shit mb bro I shouldn't have done that" fixes me with steel ball and drives away
You can genuinely move 80kph with White Album
I can consistently move car speeds with my stand
and Freeze ANYTHING instantly
That's op af, especially considering fuel prices
Epitath if ykyk
It’s definitely Boku no Rhythm wo Kiitekure
english bro😭
these arent average lifes but its fun anyways 😭
That's literally a time bomb stand
Oyecomovas stand
It fits my life style
oh im not there yet
(Mista)
Alright
Arrest this man
Man WE gotta commute all the time
White album is you personal car that needs no fuel
okay you convinced me... now get me the arrow..
Ummm he doesn't because he doesn't drive... He swims in the ground...
he would laugh probably
Soilers: johnny eats at some point in the story
Gold experience ( turns the car into a flower and heals the person he ran over and give him said flower)
i am typing
Ikr
And you wanna freeze some stuff for it to last longer
Or your drink a lil too warm
Boom, sorted
HOW CULD YOU ...
Oh cmon bruh why is this fandom full of spoilers
WE are getting the Mista experience (it was golden)
Sorry i just woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
70% of stands are basically perfect for that reason tho.. but yeas white album sticks out
Mods kil this man
DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEEP (travels to a univers where cars dont exist
Also why do the subtitles in part 5 say Golden Wind instead of Golden Experience
Im prolly gon forget this
Me when i lie
Localisation
oh godd so many spoilers today ohh damn that obviously surely happened righttt guhhh totally canon..
Copyright stuff
??
Oh damn
he dies to a gunshot by valentine when he unlocks d4c:lt DONT FORGET IT
Idk why it just does it anyway
For copyright reasons
He blows me up to hide the evidence
golden experience is an actual song name
okay thanks
Young Joseph saying ohhhh nooo
ill pull the panel up rn
I see
Ohh😭😭
you are potentially the worst person in this server bro
Its because most stnads are named after bands and to make sure araki doesn’t get killed they had to change the subtitles
real
Prince wrote it
already ran me over so he might as well take my soul too, hands me a pack of cards for a game i'd lose on purpose atp
Well it's "The Gold experience" an album by prince
yes.. the part 6 mc says a line about their stand name and the localised name kinda killed it
Yes, as i can remember this happened with Purple Haze too
ESPECIALLY that..
Ohh
Flaccid pancake
Bruhh
what did they change it to? purple smoke right
Just wait for part 7 when you see filthy acts at a reasonable price
Yeah
Yes purple smoke
That one is WILD
dawg😭
But none is better than Blueford
i think stone free was a worse change
what did they change it to I forget
Dont kill me
ZA HANDO ( removes bro from the face of the earth)
That one is roughh
Stone ocean
Zipper man is hella good as a stand ngl
OH RIGHT 😭
theyd probably just call it ||D4C|| like they did with FF. Tho I think ||Dimes 4 Crimes|| wouldve been more fun
Rock Trapped
||with my stone ocean ill set myself free from this stone ocean!!||
vs
||with my stone free ill set myself free from this stone ocean!!||
Also how the hell did Mista not die throughout all of part 5 when he got shot critically like 4 times😭
Because he is a real person
Sex Pistol Requiem
Bohemian rhapsody ( gets goku to kamehameha the evidence)
also his backstory i thinkk he dodged bullets too right?
he has some sort of gunmans charm ig
yes
from 3 thugs
metal as fuck dudeee
hell yeahhhh
yeah and oneshotted them right after, saving a woman from SA
LOL
EXACTLY.. mista my man
hell yeahh
🗿
Guess who
Ayiayiayiayiyiiii
I think he would not even realize tbh
I am A Rock
he served a year in prison iirc then that guy bailed him out
forgot his name bruh
bruno
:3
Are you a narancia fan by any chance
mother
yes!
Perhaps
guys did some-stuffs edit subtitles for the later parts too? ive only watched till p2 of teh anime and read all the other parts before, and i dont want my friends to see the horrendous localized names
I just cant tell and the username and pfp isn’t helping
Pocoloco uses hey ya and dodges all convictions
It’s ok I will give you a hint. 
how is he gonna drive
Exactly
I think part 4 on netflix didn’t localise jn the subtitles on netfliz
the police forgets to write it down
Oh you’re a Enya the Hag fan
LOL
Same tbf
ohh, i dont like fetnlix tho xD
i was thinking p5 and p6, or id have to edit the names myself..
He'd apologise and feel kinda guilty then fix me with Crazy Diamond
guys did kira ever say daini no bakudan
the second bomb
or am i tripping
id hug him
Yeah part 5 and 6 has localised things the characters still say the proper names if you watch it in japenese but it will show the changed name in subtitles
so some-stuff didnt do their stuff for p5 and 6 i see..
The sun stand user ngl forgot bros name ( cooks bro and turns him into fried chicken or some shit then feeds him to petshop)
I honestly feel like okuyasu would try and get him to jump on a car hood on purpose to stage a hit and run to scam them for money
nvm they did actually, surprisingly some-stuffs is still active!!
Same
part 7,8,9 spoilers;
||id LOVE to have josukappy and the jodio gang meet, josuke is like.. a fun cousin to be around.. hes so nice..||
MAIDO IN HEAVEN
He would stop, cut my hand, then continue his day.
I bet all your fortune that you can’t get him
she keeps her moet et chandon..
oi bloody hell i've done sorry mate but you vere on the road (speedwagon)
I dont know who agrees with me on this but i think the part 8 morioh would be cooler to live in that part 4
Von stroheim: you utter fool!!!
park they car on the sidewalk, come to check up on me only to blast me away and take my hands to keep for themself
Plus you get a free stand if you go near the wall eyes
Lol
Why do you like diavolo
milagro man scam
les fuellis scam
rock humans
massive conspiracy
tsurugi higashikata
i dont see why..
he skip time
yeah but id make josukappy adopt me
It was a light joke
I can take them all on
josuke kinda make me soft and wet yall 😻 🫧 
Moody blues : replays bro getting hit for the gang to enjoy
Bro is not daiya higashikata
i dont need to be..
Why is the date written backwards lmao
Thats not very nice
australis dude
Fork
Australia writes it 4/8/26 lmao it's backwards
U forgot that these mfs are gang members
Oh i havent watched season 5 yet so i dont know
they are cuz they hate the government
JOKE
When u think abt it they where all wronged by the government
Yeah me and giorno went through a lot
theyre the kinda guys to kiss me on the forehead as a gesture of genuine affection towards their fellow mortals so no im reporting you
yes
Especially fugo narancia and abacciho
yes
you DONT understand just HOW JOJOSEXUAL/JOJOROMANTIC i AM
noisy one
Bizarre one
Jojo's was kinda made to be this way
It is what it is
town one
gosh damnit
Yeah i feel that for enya the hag
you dont have to call her a hag in every line :(
thats not nice
Sorreh
its okay.. pat
Scratch that, how the fuck did he even learn to drive a car
we've already seen what she does when she's run someone over
though idk what joseph would do tbh
(he and jolyne are tied for my favorite)
Idk
pat
same!!
Ghiaccio would be pissed that his car is dirty
They're speeding up
He would be remorseful and probably get flashbacks to when his cousin got hit by a car.
Risotto mentioned
He’s the goat
Hes just a cutie pie
"Damn,that must've hurt"
Well... I don't think Diego has a car honestly...
a lot of screaming and her boyfriend dumping my body somewhere
“Oh god, let’s just pretend that never happened” and then the mangaka speeds off into the sunset majestically leaving my bloody corpse on the asphalt
Then horse
Would see me as an enemy and next up kill me
ask if I'm good, heal me up if I'm not, then dip perhaps idk
They’d be unconscious
Well....shit
Would keep driving
Diego would scream and say “the one who was victorious was me!”
tbh he would either give me dino AIDS or the alt one would stop time and throw knives at mme
diavolo… that probably has happned in one of his deaths
Jospeh would guess my next line and pull some looney tunes bs and then i’d be the one undee the car
"Sucks to suck kiddo" or something like that idk I'm not Gyro Zeppeli
"Mb chat"
Throws some coke
“He pissed me off”
that was a weird shaped snail
that one jojo one
He'd probably heal me and then leave, he's somewhat normal
he would be terribly sorry, then go with me to the hospital and pay the medical bills himself
he cant drive a car hes disabled.
lowkey back up and hit me again
Well we've already seen Jolyne's reaction😅
My favorite are Jotaro and Okuyasu and I don't think Okuyasu would ever be able to drive
I’m assuming it’s Johnny.
Johnny sits in the front seat on Gyro’s lap and Johnny steers and Gyro pushes the pedal making you get run over in utter bliss
Oh yeah
Then they kiss after
yes.
Nooooooo
Dammit
All I have is el quatro
Im still on el tres
i had el xbox trescientos sesenta
but i switched to el ps quatro
guys
im doing a sub-qotd
its
im sorry oh great johnny von
correction-please DO that
that is not me
sees nuh on hands
im Edgeworth
Well, yeah, but from what I know about horses - they're very smart and they wouldn't accidentally just walk all over someone. Diego would have to hate me for Silver Bullet to run me over like a car. So if she did do that, my nails would probably start spinning
He will say nothing because he killed Mark without saying anything so he doesnt care about humans
Oi Josuke, I just ran someone over. Ain't that whacky??

Healing me with crazy diamond hopefully
"oopsie"
thats it youre getting pegged
a plane would hit me before i reach them
please >:)
“I needed to know what it felt like to run someone over with their car for my manga”
gappy would probably make sure that the person is fully okay before not caring about them and going off
oh wait that person is me
:(
That has to be Rohan
My favourite character
Wouldn't realise
Nope that was the other mangaka from part 6
That guy who was complaining about ink ending before it even touched the paper
I can’t tell if ur being sarcastic or not
But it is Rohan
Dang it
Classic Okuyasu 
Probably get josuke to heal me or something
nuh
Jonathan doesn’t know what a car is and Erina can do anything to me 😍 but she’d help me cuz she’s a nurse
bruh
lol
OHHHHH MYYYYY GODDDDD
If Jotaro ran me over he would've thought I was a stand user and kept driving 😌
Kira wouldn’t really care
Josuke would panic and then desperately try to heal me and apologize
Ghiaccio would yell at me as to why I was infront of the car and then drive off
Doppio's little ring tone
js break the car apart and fix it after it lands before it can run him over
(josuke)
Bruh 🥀
Why didnt I think of that? 😂
LOLLL
German soldier runs me over
Von Stroheim : You Utter Fool!!!
Von Stroheim: German Cars are the best in the world!!!
German soldier:Ja German science is the greatest science in the world!!!
-pocoloco runs me over
-pocoloco pokes my body with a stick
-pocoloco runs away
w pocoloco
Hit n run
OH NOO (joseph joestar)
<-- like this
the sidewalk is so wide.
Johnny:"...Not agaaaain!"
Trampled me with slowdancer
Real 😭🙏
Idk
Idk
He can run u over with his wheelchair ♿♿
idk bro
Diego shouldn't even have a liscene
bro can't see shi unless it's moving
so like since ppl ain't out here running across the street broski would run em over
so he'd probably think it was just a bump
POCOLOCO PLEASE LOCK IN DONT LOOK AT ME WITH THIS FACE 
continues driving
Holy steel…
would either pretend like nothing happened to not cause a scene or would own it and wouldn’t let anyone question him (jobin)
2ond reaction (more probable)
He deletes me and never speaks of it again, probably gonna tell his best friend about it but that's it
magenta magenta is too excited to be driving a car to gaf

more a chuckle than a full laugh