#[26/3/28] WHEN DO YOU THINK THE NEXT EP OF SBR IS DROPPING

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fair radish
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AAAAAAA IM GONNA EAT WARNER BROS

carmine kayak
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first

wintry hollow
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In a year

zinc onyx
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first

rocky spoke
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Fr

carmine kayak
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nice

desert pecan
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never

rocky spoke
zinc onyx
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2027

dim kayak
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never

storm dune
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NETFLIX YOU BETTER RELEASE IT NEXT MONTH

carmine kayak
pale mantle
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On my bday

twilit oyster
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Demeber 31st

north creek
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not

near grail
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SBR TOMORROW

daring wedge
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never

robust sierra
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5 hours, mark my words.

rancid lagoon
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if it depends on netflix never

nocturne lintel
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Dec

empty niche
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April 1st

graceful leaf
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in another universe, we need D4C

echo patio
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when tes 6 comes out

raw grove
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Next week

mystic acorn
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September

short bramble
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2ish weeks from now

carmine kayak
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september

dull musk
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I Hope at summer

trim cradle
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Prob next week

carmine kayak
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its hard not to believe it

manic rose
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Prolly 2077

odd peak
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December

storm dune
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also add the evil johnny sticker to the server I beg

cyan tapir
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April 26th

raw grove
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Guys it's bi weekly trust

lucid totem
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31 December 2026

rocky spoke
dim kayak
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Ig they will drop few episods after month or smth

timid glacier
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2067

tawdry owl
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December 25 2028

timber maple
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Today

graceful aspen
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dont worry guys ill release it

rocky spoke
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OMG I HAVE GIF PERMS HERE

fierce abyss
severe slate
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2026 around end of year

graceful leaf
carmine kayak
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never

dim belfry
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Never

cloud atlas
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not after July hopefully 🙏

boreal lance
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When gta 6 does

rocky spoke
dim kayak
karmic junco
wise basin
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TOMORROW

manic rose
violet cedar
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2050JotaroCry

terse thunder
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Its September 2026

wooden flint
tranquil wharf
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In like 2079

carmine raven
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2045

tranquil egret
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sometime during the summer imo

timid glacier
proper umbra
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Prolly in 2 weeks to a month? But that's wishful thinking

scenic stream
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in 2026

rocky spoke
desert pecan
tranquil egret
midnight prism
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it’s prolly gonna drop somewhere around July-September🤔🤔

cloud atlas
dim kayak
topaz hound
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If it doesn't release within the next month jojo is officially cooked

latent robin
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NEVERRRRR

sterile igloo
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it will NEVER 💔

wooden flint
graceful leaf
tranquil egret
scenic basalt
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In 2026 cuz the teaser confirmed it

red ivy
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Idk but at this rate we'll get last episode in 2060 or sum

tropic venture
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NEVVA EVAA

scenic basalt
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Shit we might have a worse schedule than Stoned Ocean

manic rose
gleaming void
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September this year a reddit post said that which also SUPPOSEDLY predicted the April drop so...

WE CAN EXPECT SOMETHING ig

dim kayak
cloud atlas
marble rivet
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this year

desert pecan
hallow ember
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september
||2028||

raw quarry
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Maybe April, end or mid or like first week of May of smth

ionic basalt
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soon

topaz hound
narrow basalt
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may or june

timid glacier
rustic zenith
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before i die

graceful leaf
digital turret
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Look the first SBR ep got out in the horse year 2026, so next horse year is 2038 so i think the next episdoe is somewhere in the march 2038

wooden flint
cloud atlas
dim kayak
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tooo optimistic

supple flare
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December 31 2026

proper umbra
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the artstyle seems kinda different from ep 1 but maybe I'm tripping balls

proper verge
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2027 (7 bescuse part 7, get it?

tranquil egret
spare prawn
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The 31 December 2026 lol

raw quarry
desert pecan
obsidian portal
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we are getting gta 6 before sbr ep 2

polar kestrel
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That one day

manic rose
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I think it'll drop when it comes outjodio

digital turret
cinder wagon
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in 1-3 months

thorn thorn
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7 years 3 months 24 days 10 hours 5 minutes and 43 seconds 😔🤞

wooden flint
dim kayak
gray burrow
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2027

coarse edge
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september

desert pecan
low sonnet
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Right now

sweet monolith
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next motnh 💔

tranquil egret
low sonnet
ancient kettle
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in a few months

scenic basalt
gray burrow
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Imagine if sbr drops on September 25th at 10am

proper umbra
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Yeah but 5 and 6 and 7 even seem really similar

wooden flint
obsidian portal
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FUNNY VALENTINE HELP US GET TO ANOTHER UNIVERSE

desert pecan
manic rose
viral sparrow
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Before gta 6

fluid fog
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They said in 2026 so, I'm guessing it's either gonna be like in 1-2 months or in half a year

vague tundra
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AFTER GTA 6

obsidian portal
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A UNIVERSE WHERE SBR AND STONE OCEAN ARE WEEKLY

fluid fog
wooden flint
sacred briar
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when pigs fly

crimson wasp
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April 9 2026 ✌️

desert pecan
wooden flint
manic rose
digital turret
meager grotto
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September

fresh imp
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2054

vital ginkgo
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2077

manic rose
dawn hazel
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It'll be out when it's out /ref

ancient kettle
# obsidian portal FUNNY VALENTINE HELP US GET TO ANOTHER UNIVERSE

i read a fanfic where jotaro had to stop this one guy who made everyone butt ass naked b4 christmas as a terrorist attack because he didnt want them to play last christmas anymore and jotaro got barack obama to contact valentine then he summoned the most useful of the alternate universe joestars he could find and it was funny as hell

desert pecan
nova talon
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In a month or a few weeks

thorn sinew
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April 9th 2026
Mark your calenders

obsidian portal
ancient kettle
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nothing about it was cool cause the alternate universe joestars (and jobros and jofoes) were weird as hell for no reason at all

rugged finch
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One minute before new year

sterile igloo
digital turret
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I think im into something. SBR Is about horse race and it got out in 2026 that is a horse year. the next horse year in 2038. so the next ep is in 2038

wooden flint
ancient kettle
manic rose
sterile igloo
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STOP.

obsidian portal
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we should get rohan here to get some random dude to kidnap the netflix ceo to drop episode 2

ancient kettle
sonic forge
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december 31st at 11:59 pm

ancient kettle
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dont blame him

supple flare
ancient kettle
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actually do blame him he didnt use protection

raw quarry
sterile igloo
ancient kettle
jolly knoll
ancient kettle
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they never explained

ancient kettle
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say that

manic rose
jolly knoll
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SBR episode 2 will release in 3…2…ohh delayed by Bites the Dust used by Netflix

manic rose
ancient kettle
pulsar latch
raw quarry
wooden flint
manic rose
thorn shuttle
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april 13th

sterile igloo
ancient kettle
# wooden flint HUH

you see there was this doujinshi in the 90s made by clamp called jojos bizarre married life and kakyoin tried figuring out how to be a wife. this is a comedy thing btw no one was seriously fetishizing anything iirc

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he lays an egg and the child is called jouta, he grows up in like a month

obsidian portal
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what

obsidian portal
ancient kettle
raw quarry
manic rose
ancient kettle
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yuh

sterile igloo
sterile igloo
ancient kettle
obsidian portal
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is it illegal to download the whole ep 1 of sbr

ancient kettle
visual lodge
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Definitely this summer

manic rose
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I'm pretty sure Araki read it because it's peak.

spiral crane
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At the very end of 2026 at new years as soon as the ball is about to drop just to spite

dawn hazel
obsidian portal
covert knot
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Hopefully soon

ancient kettle
sterile igloo
sterile igloo
ancient kettle
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no i dont feel like getting my phone out in the open

manic rose
obsidian portal
dawn hazel
granite cedar
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innn.. 67 years.

sterile igloo
obsidian portal
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also why did hianime have to shut down

ancient kettle
# sterile igloo YEAH DW.

you talk in a way that makes me think of you as one of those rabid ms paint illustrations and i mean that in the most neutral to positive way

raw quarry
manic rose
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Has anyone here seen the most recent jjk episode?

wooden flint
obsidian portal
wooden flint
ancient kettle
manic rose
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he's tuff

ancient kettle
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theres a very slim chance that he inspired... something about jolyne i was gonna say stone free but i forgot

vast kiln
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30th february

manic rose
sterile igloo
tropic kettle
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Never, the fans are annoying af rn so they deserve to suffer in waiting

manic rose
fringe agate
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Wait it's only going to be 1?

ancient kettle
fringe agate
manic rose
obsidian portal
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imagine all of was compressed into a 1 hr long movie

wooden flint
obsidian portal
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WHAT THE FUCK

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AUTOCORRECT

manic rose
fringe agate
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Anyway I think 2030 or something

obsidian portal
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WHERE DID SBR GO

manic rose
tame gyro
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2028

ancient kettle
obsidian portal
sour herald
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When GTA 8 releases

ancient kettle
manic rose
wooden flint
manic rose
ancient kettle
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yall would have the coolest sibling combo

manic rose
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fr

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I forgot if Charmy Green ever had an ability or not.

ancient kettle
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it did

sour herald
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We could get it faster if someone reaches Heaven

clear swan
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Next week ok..?

manic rose
manic rose
clear swan
clear swan
umbral bronze
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Never 😔

obsidian portal
ancient kettle
ancient kettle
raw quarry
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Pack it up dawg

potent ice
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NOW

clear swan
obsidian portal
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oh

clear swan
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On tiktok I heard🤔🤔

ancient kettle
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yes

fleet verge
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Next year

manic rose
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What happened to my message

silver jungle
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When i say so

ancient kettle
manic rose
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Who stole my message

clear swan
ancient kettle
obsidian portal
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Netflix ceo is getting the david baszucki treatment

manic rose
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Joke was so bad they sent it to the shadow realmHeBrokeHisLegs

clear swan
mossy pewter
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July

elfin fractal
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first

clear swan
manic rose
elfin fractal
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or maybe you guys are just early to the next question of the day

clear swan
manic rose
vital ginkgo
manic rose
vital ginkgo
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Mb gng I'm not that unemployed to scroll up💔

clear swan
obsidian portal
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sbr coming once asbr gets a significant update

manic rose
vital ginkgo
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No I will not fall into that ragebait

scarlet marsh
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Sometime in 2026. Let's be patient and wait for a long, good quality episode.

vital ginkgo
clear swan
vital ginkgo
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Amennn

clear swan
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Ameen

manic rose
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We saying amen now?🥹

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Amen

clear swan
grave cipher
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67/41/2026

wise hemlock
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Never

pearl halo
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Uhhhh probably like september

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Or 30/02/2027

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DD/MM/YYYY

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The correct date (fuck america)

tropic python
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Never

earnest zenith
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2028

royal surge
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April of June

quartz shard
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better be tomorrow

royal surge
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Trashflix is genuinely trying to kill the hype

brave ginkgo
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April 13th bc its my birthday

sudden crescent
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December 23 2036

viral crest
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9/11 trust

brave thunder
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December

dawn hazel
bitter wing
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This week or the week after

royal surge
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But

dawn hazel
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What they're doing is better than batches, but worse than weekly releases

royal surge
dawn hazel
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So we better just relax and wait, and then MAYBE panic

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If shit hits the fan

royal surge
dawn hazel
# royal surge You're right

Though I hate the JoJotubers that are now spreading misinformation/sensetionalizing the news and are getting all the views in the making, despite nothing being confirmed

royal surge
ashen lake
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2030

burnt lance
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WHEN THE UNIVERSE RESETS

dawn hazel
dawn hazel
keen hearth
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July 17th

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2026

dawn hazel
dawn hazel
graceful tiger
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we gonna get it before GTA 6 right

keen hearth
dawn hazel
graceful tiger
dawn hazel
graceful tiger
dawn hazel
keen hearth
graceful tiger
graceful tiger
dawn hazel
graceful tiger
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idk why some ppl hate on it, its not that bad to be honest

dawn hazel
graceful tiger
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well like jojo there is little to no filler

dawn hazel
graceful tiger
prime slate
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The day after gta 6

graceful tiger
dawn hazel
prime slate
dawn hazel
prime slate
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Netflix and rockstar made an agreement

graceful tiger
dawn hazel
prime slate
dawn hazel
prime slate
bold quartz
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come on it is on 32 march we all know

prime slate
dawn hazel
bold quartz
prime slate
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🫩

bold quartz
dawn hazel
dawn hazel
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Post Traumatic Scary Diego

bold quartz
dawn hazel
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Eat some rocks, why won't you?

bold quartz
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say that again 🗿

dawn hazel
dawn hazel
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4

soft glacier
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Whenever Netflix feels like it

dawn hazel
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"It'll be out when it's out"

-Linkara (aka The Lightbringer)

fresh moat
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i had a dream it was december

dawn hazel
fresh moat
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no around the same time stone oceans anime was

dawn hazel
stuck gate
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2030

trim reef
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July/August would be a good time I’d say

fresh moat
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it wasnt anything too special it was a dream of me going on twitter and they said it was on dec 8 and everyone was freaking out like they already are

dawn hazel
fresh moat
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it didnt say anything about batches in the dream

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i woke up thursday morning at like 2am thinking it was real for a second

dawn hazel
cyan crater
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April

toxic skiff
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It better be next week or im going to netflix

tropic sundial
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By the time that it does release the entirety of humanity will have left earth and the dine movies will be more like national geographic documentaries

haughty grail
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Probably the same day as the steel ball run update

haughty grail
still jackal
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September

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Thatleak is looking real ngl

whole fern
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3mire years

stark wedge
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Do you think it will be batches because they said stage 2 not episode 2 and stage 2 is 750 miles I doubt they can fit that in one episode

silk kayak
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The second before midnight on new years eve

arctic needle
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december 31st 11:59 PM

coral comet
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2026

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Ig

bitter moon
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May 18th

astral veldt
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Hopefully sometime before May.
Buuuut I'm an optimist at heart, so...

teal furnace
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july 31st

rigid otter
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december 31st 2026

graceful tiger
odd drift
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2089

naive rivet
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fuck you ad

patent heron
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Soon, though I'm more worried about how little patience some have

hearty talon
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prolly late 2026 or in the next generation

eternal night
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They lied, not 2026. Right after gta6 is what they meant

eager sluice
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On the 33rd of never 🫩

oblique fern
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decembuary 42, 20,537

sonic beacon
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They tricked you it's never dropping

boreal heart
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According to the manga Phase 2 was September 26th so I believe Netflix will use this to their advantage

cedar kayak
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If I asked for a batch of cookies, would you give me a single large cookie?

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How is a batch of episodes a single episode netflix 😹

oblique fern
worn hearth
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2030

carmine cairn
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2 years

loud flume
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They won't, it was all a dream

somber wagon
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aprl 1

shrewd ore
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2028

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batches

solemn vine
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2007

ashen turtle
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In 3026,one ep for milenium

worthy bay
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never

storm wyvern
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Next two weeks it’s gonna drop

prime solstice
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september

slim salmon
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Maybe 2 or 3 weeks

rocky hill
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in 2026

plucky meteor
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Hopefully in 6 or 7 days

clear salmon
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I'm just going to stick with sometime in May because the tracker thing I use for TV shows keeps saying May for SBR 😭

crystal python
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In september

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its gonna fcking suck, but we'll prolly get around 10-12 episods

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episodes*

terse storm
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December 29th just to spite us

grave zodiac
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mid-late april than from there it’ll probably be weekly

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episode 1 was supposed to its own separate thing just cause of how long it was

latent thorn
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Never

covert knot
void tide
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december

old hearth
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most likely In November

shut scaffold
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in the future

eager lodge
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Now

plain flint
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less than a month 🙏 never stop hoping

graceful tiger
winter merlin
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Jojo fridays gonna become jojo march

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1 episode every month of march

golden wasp
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Never

golden wasp
winter merlin
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We got one episode this march

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So now we need to wait march 2027 for ep 2

golden wasp
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You said "1 episode every month of March"

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Wdym by every month of march

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I am confused

golden wasp
winter merlin
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1 episode

golden wasp
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But netflix said it's coming 2026

winter merlin
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Steel ball march

golden wasp
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Mb

winter merlin
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Dont apologize twin its okay

stray jolt
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we'll probably get gta 6 before the next sbr episode

honest stream
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sbr not coming twin

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its depressing was looking foward to it

last fjord
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September

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2038

manic rose
# manic rose
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Should I drop steel ball run next episode in 5 minutes?

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16

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18

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1

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Yes

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✅

potent pecan
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when the next episode drops

scenic basalt
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Somebody pls bomb the hq

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Netflix hq

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Or protest at ted sarandos house

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Or the HQ

untold rivet
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Any time now

sudden crescent
cyan heron
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maybe in another lifetime 😭 ✌️

celest garden
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Sbr yearly

livid ocean
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AFTER gta 6

rigid geyser
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2100

night barn
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In three months?

ruby ravine
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me

scenic basalt
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Plus david productions are a different thing

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Jojo won't get hurt

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In the pricess

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Process

sudden crescent
scenic basalt
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Will handle dat

sudden crescent
scenic basalt
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Their prolly at a different location from HQ

sudden crescent
scenic basalt
sudden crescent
scenic basalt
scenic basalt
sudden crescent
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Bye

leaden crescent
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Batch Ocean type situation

outer hull
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2077

quasi locust
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never

safe steppe
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1980 after the universe reset 🫩✌️