#[26/3/17] You get to beam one sentence into the minds of everyone on Earth, what are you saying?
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no
First
im tuff
Yes
hi
Hm
fifth
if you hear this you are gay
diver down can go into any part of the body, even the penis
ur second 
parr 1 is peak
gimme money
No im first
tung tung sahur
"the gods of olympus have abondoned me..."
watch jojo’s it’s peak
part 3 is the best part
30TH
Watch jojos or u die
Piccolo is farming aura
I LOVE GYRO
How big is Dios stand
“There’s an unmute button???”
PEAK BALL KNOWLEDGE
Mi bombo 🗣️
Labu labu labubu
"Hello it is me god and i am here to tell you that if you dislike Jonathan. You are lying as he is an agent of mine"
hi
STEEL BALL RUN WEEKLY
i ate a burger
"start gambling on cs2 cases trust"
7:38 eastern standard time
"All in on black."
THE ONE PIECEE, THE ONE PIECE IS REALLLL
"The person beside you is lying"
So true lmao
real answer: youre death date is march 19 2026
All hail our glorious king speedwagon
I can't say anything else
All in on green
no SBR for yall
Devious
"jojo is real"
Fuck you that's my birthday 🥀
you are death date?
A fart noise
brr brr pata present
“THIS DRILL WILL PIERCE THROUGH THE HEAVENS”
fart noise or "a fart noise"?
I'd just play loud trumpet sounds. Like in the rapture-
"Don't panic, organise"
Okay wait lemme think
"Hey, what are you doing??? They can hear us now, its important that the humanity mustn't dont know that their gods are capybara"
#🇯🇵Japan is turning footsteps into electricity! Using piezoelectric tiles, every step you take generates a small amount of energy. Millions of steps together can power LED lights and displays in busy places like Shibuya Station. A brilliant way to create a sustainable and smart city
"I hereby state that I officially adopted Kid as my original character because Russell can't write shit"
HELL NAH
"My treasure? If you want it, you can have it! I left everything I gathered together in one place! Now you just have to find it!"
"they added global voice chat"
😄
This is a bit random, but maybe something like "fuck Hellion Kid. He he it had coming"
👀
“You have 1 minute to cut off a limb or you’re not getting into heaven”
"all your gods are fake none of your lives mean anything more than dirt that just happened to exist you will go no where after you die"
"Hey, what are you doing??? They can hear us now, its important that the humanity mustn't dont know that their gods are capybara"
goo goo ga ga
I love your pfp twin
"you chose the right religion, well done"
Watch jojo
This would make 90% of the world panic
Ejem, Bro, i turn on the mic, HOW I MUTE THIS?!
We are starting the invasion in next year, yeah. Oh shit they heard us!
"Holy guacamole and artichoke cheese biscuits what button did I just press?"
"there's no future ahead, Only jojomination."
“Be kind more often than necessary—you have no idea what someone else is carrying.”
We have reached you to notify you about your car's extended warranty
"kiss everyones ass"
"all boys shall be commanded to make irl doomed yaoi"
“THE ONE PIECE! THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!”
there are beings hiding in human bodies all around you. be nice to them
okay mandela catalogue
yeah its called a skeleton dum dum
Yohohoho (edit:forgot I’m not on a one piece server)
The rapture is coming in twelve days
Ayo do you guys mind if I'm sharing my TikTok Jojo Edits and let me know what did u think of it ?
"the person behind you wants to kill you" it would be funny to see how they react
then they would think they're crazy
Watashi no na wa “Kira Yoshikage” nenrei 33-sai jitaku wa moriōchō hokutō-bu no bessō chitai ni ari… kekkon wa shite inai… shigoto wa “kameyūchēn-ten” no kaishain de mainichi osokutomo yoru 8-ji made ni wa kitaku suru tabako wa suwanai sake wa tashinamu teido yoru 11 tokiniha yuka ni tsuki kanarazu 8-jikan wa suimin o toru yō ni shite iru… nerumae ni atatakai miruku o nomi 20-bu hodo no sutoretchi de karada o hogushite kara yuka ni tsuku to hotondo asamade jukusui-sa… akanbō no yō ni hirō ya sutoresu o nokosazu ni asa-me o samaseru nda… kenkōshinda demo ijō nashi to iwa reta yo
duwang
“Didn’t you say you were going to bite my balls off or something?” ~Jean Pierre Polnareff
well everyone would look back
"yes, that's right it's me, your religion was the right one."
and watch the world burn
I’M CUMMING
Araki is the goat
"Just try it, I'm going to... SLICE UP EVERYTHING EXCEPT YOUR BALLS!" -also Jean Pierre Polnareff
Twin what 😭
“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DROP THE MEAT!”
“We have come for your nectar”
Political stuff
you got 2 more days to live
"Hop on Fortnite"
"Do you believe in gravity"
"Hey, it's me, the creator of this universe, if you guys don't stop being assholes and make world peace in one year, I'll throw a meteor at earth and send all of you to hell, so start behaving, okay?"
"sybau"
i farted
guy in russia wondering if his vodka was too strong:
could do the opposite honestly if people realise everyone heard that
Woah oh-oh-oh-ooohh oh-oh-oh-oh oohhhhoooohh caught in a bad romance
"Incase I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight"
dont believe in yourself, believe in the me that believes in u
The strongest being has been born
With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility
"Watch all of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure"
Remember, this is a JoJo reference
"a player has escaped the simulation, only 999 spots left in heaven"
Barbeque chicken alert
“This is God. I have a mission for you. Watch JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure. And One Piece. In any way you can. Reading it, watching the live action, using One Pace, I do not care, but you must consume the story in some way, shape, or form
"Player 056 has escaped" then watch everyone freak out
"reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, byyyyyyyeeeee!"
(aot spoilers)
||To all the subjects of Ymir:
My name is Eren Jaeger. I am using the power of the founding titan to adress all of ymir’s subjects.
The hardening of all the walls present on Paradis island has come undone. And all titans entrapped within them hace started marching.
My objective is to protect the people of Paradis, the place where I was born and raised. However, the world wishes for the annihilation of the people of Paradis.
The hatred that has been swelling up for so long will certainly not end, until not just the paradisians, but all of Ymir’s subjects have been eliminated.
I reject this wish. The wall titans shall trample all earth outside of this island underfoot. Until all life existing there has been exterminated from this world.||
HEY HEY I JUST STARTED AOT
Im also read that
i did warn you
So like we are listing to that new Kevin g?
"Connect to your inner-self, people. For if one wants to achieve freedom and reasoning for existence, know what one's strengths and weaknesses are and in exchange, you shall become your idealized and true self. Do this not just for yourself, everyone, but to be the best for everyone you care for!"
"MADO IN HEAVEN"
"I love dazey and the scouts glory to them they're goated."
And
"All alone in my bedroom
With the lights turned down and my roommate gone
I know it's over, still, I cling on
'Cause I'm my own right-hand girl
And I don't need anyone
But sometimes, I miss your stupid face
And your taste, and your smoking gun
It's so depressing how the tear ducts in my eyes
They're so much wetter than the space between my thighs
Oh-oh-oh, I can't help if thinking about it only makes me cry
It keeps me wet, you know you keep me wet
'Til I run dry
It's nights like this that remind me of my deepest fantasy
Where I'm all alone and I feel the cold, dark earth caressing me
'Cause I'm six feet under nearly, and I don't have anyone
But this wouldn't be the first or last time that
Both my tears and I have come
It's so depressing how the tear ducts in my eyes
They're so much wetter than the space between my thighs
Oh-oh-oh, I can't help if thinking about it only makes me cry
It keeps me wet, you keep me wet
'Til I run dry
Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
My blood runs cold, my thoughts are plasmic
From not letting go
And letting go could be orgasmic
But I guess I wouldn't know, ooh
It's so depressing how the tear ducts in my eyes
They're so much wetter than the space between my thighs
Oh-oh, I can't help if thinkin' about it only makes me cry
It keeps me wet, you know you keep me wet
'Til I run dry
Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh"
Entirety of the lyrics of "Wet" btw
Jork it
"JoJo's part 6 is the greatest story in animanga CSM part 2 is peak and aot is overrated but still good"
I'll stand on that shit til I die
csm part 2 is goated tho
Jump or die
The majority of CSM fans hate it even though it's better written than part 1
larping masters fr
You are hungry
Just gotta dispell that shonen slop
You'll die in a week
JJK and csm fans are the worlds biggest larpers of the modern era
gyro zeppeli is the goat
name checks out
W
he's one of the few characters in jojos that just has no haters
Gyro is great but I find him a bit over glazed
i haven't seen one gyro hater
true
He's good but I don't agree with the sentiment of best jobro
true though
I was glazing nanami and my cousin asks "who's that"💔
i am a gyro glazer, but caesar is comparable
also looking at anime caesar (i read the manga), smash
Id argue weather report and anasui are better than them 2 possibly Rohan asw
anasui is barely a jobro he's just there to marry jolyne
ermes or ff is closer
Rohan is genuinely great he's grown on me a lot reading thus spoke Rohan kishibe
weather report also was rather irrelevant for most of part 6, until the end when he activated his memories
uhh
is rohan a jobro?
isn't it more koichi and okuyasu?
Are we acting like he doesn't have a extremely great conversation with jotaro and has quite a bit of depth he isn't just there to try and marry jolyne
a jobro isn't just an ally of the jojo, i think it's their most trusted comrade/friend imo
that's his original plan and that's also kinda why he stayed, anasui was cool but i never really felt he was super relevant or anything
Weather report was relevant for a good 70% of the story without his memories and in fact was great even before his backstory and the final arc he is in which is easily the best stretch of JoJo's and I'll die on that hill
yknow what im not gonna bother arguing here
nvm
Jobro is imo a close friend to the main JoJo which Rohan is when he's introduced if we include people like anasui
rohan
close to josuke
last time i checked
they never really liked each other even at the end of part 4
they cooperated and allat but never truly liked each other
He is close to him he sure doesn't like josuke but they still are close and cooperated with each other
A LOT
The highway star battle was purely just josuke and Rohan
the definition of close, btw, is word for word: "on very affectionate and intimate terms"
By the end of part 4 they do like each other are they like okuyasu koichi close no
that's one arc
one out of maybe 20 arc
Rohan is the last jobro he's introduced like half way in
he's introduced at the start as a villain
minor villain
I am not including the time where josuke and him play dice with the alien
All the slice of life ISH arcs I'm not really using like achtung baby as another example
still a bad reltionship
man if someone beat you up and burnt down your house
no matter if you cooperated or not, or if you two have close friends, would you like each other?
Bro he burnt his own house down josuke didn't really do anything to him bar rig the game
If I could say anything I would say “GET OUT OF THE WAY” and then everyone would panic and it would be funny maybe
but josuke was involved in it and he already suspected him of cheating
ah nvm im gone
not gonna do this
They are definitely cordial by the end of the part in my interpretation of the story
I consider the main gang koichi okuyasu and Rohan as jobros
Caesar lit was like that until the very end asw
People forget Caesar hated his guts for a solid 90% of part 2
"Jolyne Cujoh is the best Joestar, and if you disagree, you will be killed; long live Jolyne Cujoh"

Trumpet noise
Rohan mentioned
Literal fart noise for shits and giggles
the purdge has begun
yeah cause it is usagi
JoJo’s peak, trust.
“JUMP NOW”
Alexa play never gonna give you up
goated
type shit
Paris has fallen.
narancia is alive
yo whats up its me jesus
"So how is experiment 7112 developing?Oh shit the mic is still on"
im so round and plump and full of poo
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
“Hi”
“cheese”
“We are invading your planet”
You must watch and read JoJo's Bizarre Adventure including the OVAs or you die...
"dih"
Gyro gyro gyro Zeppili.. aaahhhhh

"I've buried all of the world's wealth and when you find it you'll gain power beyond this universe and I left it all in one piece!"
“Kill John Lennon.”

“I know what kind of person you are…”
"Y'all probably don't understand me, so shit yourself"
Has anyone said “to all subjects of Ymir”
Now this is the true answer
“Big brother is watching”
I know what you did
last summer
Elite
“STEEL BALL RUN IN 2 DAYS 🗣️🔥🔥🔥”
birmhingham??!?!?!?!?!?! feeling silly popping wheelies and pillies in philly not really i remember that day i was stabbing and slashing and knifing and cutting and daggering and shanking and shiving and poking and sawing and twisting the blade till it hurts really badly (niche reference)
or all in on 17 black
excruciatingly detailed description of how im gonna crack Jean Pierre Polnareff
My name is Yoshekage Kira I am 33 years old I live in northeast Morioh, where there are many villas I am not married I am employed by the Kameyu Department Store Each evening, I return home no later than 8 P.M I don’t smoke I drink, but only occasionally I go to bed by 11 P.M and always get at least eight hours of sleep Before I lie down, I drink a cup of warm milk and do 20 minutes of stretching to relax my body With that routine, I find that I sleep soundly all the way until morning Like a baby, I awake with no fatigue or stress And at my last checkup, I was given a clean bill of health I’m explaining so that you’ll understand that I’m a person who wants to live his life feeling at peace I refuse to create dilemmas or enemies that will disturb my thoughts and keep me up at night worrying if I’ll win or lose And by maintaining that approach toward society, I have found that I can attain happiness Of course, if I were to fight someone, I would never lose.
"trumpets"
WHY DO THEY GREEN LIGHT THAT NOW!?
BRO
WHY DOES YOURS PASS
😭
"I AM [name of their god]. YOU WERE RIGHT. INFLICT MY WRATH UPON ALL INFERIOR RACES"
"War is stupid "
Watch JoJo.
"yo whats that behind you...
made you look"
SHIT WE LEFT THE MIC ON
Kawashin and RRThiel do cool music go listen to them
I’m gay
You all should stop Pucci 
narancialover24
I didn’t think it would😭
First and probably last person to say anything
Hey guys I'm back
Vocal percussion on a whole another level!
Comming from my mind!
Vocal percussion on a whole another level!
Comming from my mind!
Haa
We're Golden Wind
Kono me amareri maroreri merare maro
Ha-ha-ah
We're Golden Wind
Kono me amareri maroreri merare maro
It's like a burning sunrise
Ahí makareru makare pun pun kete
It's like a burning sunset
Ahí makareru makare pun pun kete
It's like a burning sunrise
Ahí makareru makare pun pun kete
It's like a burning sunset
Ahí makareru makare pun pun kete
JoJo is peak
First and last person to speak in this thread today (11:59pm for me rn)
Your dicks are small.


Oh my God it's John Wick
I LOVE YOU TOO MY POOKIE MONICA! Don't tell @teal gull about this...
hes my "pookie"
@teal gull You better stop Monika from stealing your pookie
i would say
JOJOLANDS WILL NOT GET ANIMATED!
everyone would die
and i would be the last one alive
”pizza mozzarella pizza mozzarella rela, rela, rela, rela, pizza gorgonzola pizza gorgonzola zola, zola, zola, zola”
Watch jojos bizarre adventure right now OR DIE
6 7
Johnny Go!
watch jojos
If you lie again you will be tortured in hell for eternity and so will your loved ones
If you have above 100 milion in $ you have to donate half of the money to charity
in whisper "this is a simulation"
DONT SKIP JOJOS 1-6 TO WATCH STEEL BALL RUN
"I'm gonna say the days of the week in Italian starting from Monday to Sunday"
