[26/3/6] What's the SIMPLEST Stand of all time?

[drifting hamlet]

I used to use 4anime before it got taken down, part 6 wasn't out by then and plus, imma lazy boi :3

[fresh lynx]

i think they can see the ice....or feel the cold at least

[thorny forge]

yah probably. if it is not like a bound stand to a object like super fly or anubis people should not really be able to see it I don't think. Oh or maybe they just see white album as somebody covered in ice

[fresh lynx]

brother watchh it ITS VERY GOOD first half is a bit wacky tho but all netflix's fault the story is amazing

[thorny forge]

unless stand ice cant be seen by people

[strong dome]

actually the simplest stand has to be the emperor, just a gun with bullets you control

[drifting hamlet]

Id assume they could feel the cold, just like how the officers could feel the heat at the beginning of part 3, but im not too sure about the ice being visible

[thorny forge]

wait no stand ice can be seen by people cause the guy who was killed by petshop saw the giant icicle I think

[drifting hamlet]

Can we throw mista's stand in there too then, since its the same idea ^^

[fresh lynx]

different stand different mechanics tho

[thorny forge]

Nah cause its there are 6 of em though and they can eat food

[thorny forge]

fair

[regal parcel]

star platinum

[fresh lynx]

NO

[strong dome]

well no, mistas stands are the little guys that are used to kick things with their energy, mista just uses it to redirect bullets but idk

[drifting hamlet]

The only thing i know about part 6 is the certain action joylne got caught doing lol

[regal parcel]

it can stop time and hit people really hard
:3

[fresh lynx]

horniness vs holiness

is js prt 6

[regal parcel]

actually wait i take it back

cheap trick

[strong dome]

that isnt simple, it is simple to use but not to explain

[thorny forge]

naah he shrinks the people after they die. also he is a massive rage baiter

[fresh lynx]

yeah i agree heavily on that

[thorny forge]

I think a stand being able to talk removes the whole simple part of the stand

[strong dome]

as a cheap trick user myself i confirm this claim

[fresh lynx]

what about stray cat it can make air bubbles

[strong dome]

but it transforms you into a flower

[thorny forge]

Ima be real could stray cat control air bubbles before it died or after?

[drifting hamlet]

how many can speak anyway, i only know of cheap trick and trish's stand during the plane scene

[fresh lynx]

is that part of the stand i didnt know

[strong dome]

after, but you revive as a flower

[thorny forge]

I. oh wait nah I can't spoil it rn

[fresh lynx]

also white snake through pucci

[fresh lynx]

HEY YAAA

[thorny forge]

so B.I.G but I am conscious?

[strong dome]

yea stray cat is a stand used by a cat that dies and then is revived as a flower by their stand and after that they can create air bubbles

[thorny forge]

Oh oh

[strong dome]

and you arent inmortal

or mobile

[fresh lynx]

that is such a cool intel

[drifting hamlet]

I dont mind spoilers, i probably wont watch anything after part 5 lol

[thorny forge]

bruh I just get a worse soft and wet and I gotta eat the sun? bogus

[fresh lynx]

catch up bro

part 7 is peak

[drifting hamlet]

NEVER!

[thorny forge]

You are ruining it for yourself bro I sware

[honest ingot]

Star platinum pre time stop

All it does is punch

[fresh lynx]

u gotta get to the BLUE HOWLER MEMES

[thorny forge]

Star Finger

[fresh lynx]

high precision

[thorny forge]

Inhaling another stand

REALLY good artist

[fresh lynx]

ZOOMING

star platinum can zoom with his eyes

[honest ingot]

It has pretty stretchy fingers what can i say

[drifting hamlet]

Also the fact that star platimun can MEGA SUCK air type stands like that old hags stand lol (Forgot her name, something like edna right?)

[thorny forge]

Star platinum the original ass puller

same type of stand EVERYTHING

but hes cool so its fine

[fresh lynx]

i think that was just jotaros lung capacity of 500 ciagrates per day

[thorny forge]

Ball knowledge

[drifting hamlet]

The World "Who the hell are you?" - Star Platinum "Im like you, just better in everyway possible"

[fresh lynx]

ok what about survivor

like js create chaos and blood intent to all

[thorny forge]

I mean kinda? Can't it show muscles?

I sware there is something about muscles shining in the fight

OH planet waves is hella simple

it just pulls in meteors that cant hit the user

thats all we see

[drifting hamlet]

Anyone thought about the ratt stand? Its just a rat that can snipe people with poisonous bullets right?

from part 4

[fresh lynx]

it probably has more but that scene was so rushed

[thorny forge]

it turns them into meat cubes

[thorny forge]

Ima be real I really like the design of that stand

[floral blade]

Almost defeated jotaro and josuke together dawg 🥀

[thorny forge]

strongest ratt

[drifting hamlet]

yummy ^^

[fresh lynx]

jotaro refuses

[fresh lynx]

PAUSEE

[floral blade]

The simplest stand is reverb act 1

The simplest stand is lil bomber or reverb act 1

Either of those 2

[fresh lynx]

wtf is reverb

[burnt plover]

what about Stone Free? all it does is turn you into string

[distant crescent]

silver chariot
"its a knight that can detach it's armor to go fast"

[thorny forge]

the simplest stand is echoes act ZERO

I have won

[distant crescent]

echoes

[burnt plover]

Egg

[fresh lynx]

my net died

[floral blade]

Did you watch part 4?

[fresh lynx]

yeah

[rapid trellis]

Super Fly

[fresh lynx]

ohhhh

[burnt plover]

Reverb is the localised name for Koichi's stand Echoes

[thorny forge]

Nah they probs just don't consider the localized names cause there usually trash

[fallow galleon]

Lowk King Crimson

[fresh lynx]

hell nahh

[thorny forge]

lowk d4c

[drifting hamlet]

Aerosmith / Lil bomber makes me want to play Battlefield 5 again just for the planes lol

[fresh lynx]

lowk awakening 4 leaves

[thorny forge]

it has a radar

[fallow galleon]

You lowk spittin

[tardy quest]

Star platinum before unlocking time stop

[thorny forge]

thank you hb

[floral blade]

Son

[fresh lynx]

i said that and u literally told me the radar thing

[drifting hamlet]

I know ^^ (Did you accidentially reply to me - did you mean to reply to Jamied2012?)

[errant flint]

King Crimson

[distant crescent]

crazy diamond
"it punches and if u get hit u can get healed or die"

[tardy quest]

It is,just a guy giving puntches,whays complicated about that?

[fresh lynx]

it isnt healing but neglection actually

[errant flint]

then you add the rubik's cube

[thorny forge]

oooh mb thought you where saying aerosmith was simple I read the first part too fast

[fresh lynx]

it can revert an action

[errant flint]

uh oh

[fresh lynx]

samme

[floral blade]

Now that I come to think of it

The simplest stand is reverb act 1 or hermit purple

[fallow galleon]

Tohth seems pretty shrimple, all you do is look at your pocket pamphlet and win

[distant crescent]

yes i was neglected by 15,000 birds because i didnt have food

[drifting hamlet]

I was replying to jaimed2012's responce 😛

[thorny forge]

Can't it reshape the things it reverts. Didn't it turn a dude into a rock and another dude into a book?

[fresh lynx]

but echos as a whole stand is too complicated and hermit purple has hamon tech

and conduction

[thorny forge]

thats why im saying the fool. just sand.

[distant crescent]

well hamon is just breathing

[fresh lynx]

well stands are only ones fighting spirit

[distant crescent]

a breathing technique

[floral blade]

The mayority of enemies evade hamon attacks and echos is not that complicated

[distant crescent]

uhhhh

[fresh lynx]

did u skip some parts hamon has a lot of properties

[distant crescent]

hmmmmm

[drifting hamlet]

I think its time that i prepare for the gym, time to turn myself into Johnathan Joestar - ill catch you guys later ^^

[fresh lynx]

act 3 is....

[thorny forge]

Ima be real having hamon would be rad. I honestly would rather have the spin but hamon is actually roided

[distant crescent]

yes but its simple to explain hamon
"Breathing technique that makes you have crazy bs"

[distant crescent]

same

[floral blade]

Im saying reverb act 1

[fresh lynx]

its like midnight where i live

[thorny forge]

dang bruh watch out for vampires

[drifting hamlet]

Its 16:49 PM where I am (England) ^^

[fresh lynx]

u had to mention pm with 24 hour clock

WHY

[thorny forge]

Tower is gay is just like a fly

[fresh lynx]

yeah what about the grey tower or wtv it was the fly stand

its js like a buffed up fly

[thorny forge]

exactly so I think that might be the simplest. nothing special just a really fast small stand thats a fly

[livid cairn]

King nothing

[fresh lynx]

so WE HAVE A WINNER fck the guy saying reverb act 1

[fresh lynx]

noo

its like moody blues but more complex

[timid shell]

Silver Chariot maybe

[livid cairn]

Scary monstars

[thorny forge]

the armor off thing

[thorny forge]

he can fossilize things

[fresh lynx]

nope....monsterization rules it out

[wicked helm]

That one stand in that one part.

[thorny forge]

holy shit

HE GOT IT

[fresh lynx]

GENIUS

[livid cairn]

Paseley park

[fresh lynx]

noo

taht is so complexx

[thorny forge]

thats gotta be bait

[fresh lynx]

ohh wait i got something for the echoo guy

is he still here

[thorny forge]

achtung baby actually. You just turn things invisible thats it

[fresh lynx]

u gotta write the words in katakana which is a very hard japnesse use of language

[thorny forge]

ima be real

[thorny forge]

why does in a silent way use katakana

hes native american

[fresh lynx]

noo noo echoess

[thorny forge]

I get it but like in theory it should be like english or his native language

[fresh lynx]

in a silent way uses sound doesnt it

[thorny forge]

yah but it shows up as katakana

[fresh lynx]

i think thats just bad translation we gotta wait for viz to catch up to that fight

[prisma sundial]

silver chariot

[thorny forge]

Yah but its like a physical part of the fight so ima be its gonna be katakana in the anime also. I don't mind it but like I wish we would have gotten something a little more special for in a silent way instead of just echoes effects again

[fresh lynx]

yeahh

[thorny forge]

Armor off

[sullen dune]

armour off

• move fast

[fresh lynx]

imagine using red indian languages that could be

something

[thorny forge]

I think having native american symbols would actually go crazy

[fresh lynx]

armor off is not that complicated come on

[thorny forge]

... Speed clones

[fresh lynx]

exactlyy

[fresh lynx]

yeah taht is sm ig

[thorny forge]

green green grass is pretty simple. get close get smaller

[fresh lynx]

bazingaman is that a tbbt ref??

[thorny forge]

the word bazinga is from tbbt yes

I just like how it sounds though

[fresh lynx]

but it has mass flucations and things right

cuz like PHYSICS

[thorny forge]

.. does it?

[fresh lynx]

if something js gets smaller and smaller without losing mass it'll js turn into a blackhole after a long time

[thorny forge]

yah thats true

1 sec gotta get sammich

[fresh lynx]

man i love jojos complexityy

[fresh lynx]

cool

[thorny forge]

Aight so the lineup we got is Echoes act 0, Tower of gray, Emperor, and The fool

[fresh lynx]

ohh act 0......can we also consider tusk act 0 as just johnny nails

[livid jolt]

punch fast and stop time

[thorny forge]

I wouldn't thats more of a awakening then anything I think

also didn't have a form like echoes act 0 having the egg

[fresh lynx]

that is one of the most complex thing in the part3 lineup

[fresh lynx]

wtabout BIG before the users death

it just hangs around

[thorny forge]

well I mean we never saw it do anything so there is a chance it had a power before death.

[fresh lynx]

ohh yeah wt about hey ya it just gives u motivation

[primal walrus]

Stray cat

It js makes air bubbles

[thorny forge]

it can also lead pocoloco twords luck

[primal walrus]

Trueeee

[thorny forge]

but you gotta be a plant

[fresh lynx]

we considered it but somehow it turns out getting reseructed as a plant is also the stand ability

[primal walrus]

Well it's the stand ability, not the user

[primal walrus]

That's insane

[thorny forge]

yaaah

[primal walrus]

I take my word back

[thorny forge]

B.I.G but worse

soft and wet but worse

[primal walrus]

Oh what about thenore sax?

[fresh lynx]

the luck was pocolo's own

[primal walrus]

It js makes an illusion

[true stratus]

Bohemian rhapsody

[fresh lynx]

i said the same thing word by word

[thorny forge]

I think making the illusion itself is kinda complex

[fresh lynx]

can we rule out the fool then?

[fresh lynx]

fuckk nahh

[thorny forge]

I mean sand is just crushed up rock

wait no

[primal walrus]

Idkkk

[fresh lynx]

yeah small particless

[thorny forge]

that argument makes 0 sense cause where would they find green sand

what color was dio when he was cloned

[opaque bloom]

Star platinum is also very simple.. i forgot about him honestly..

[fresh lynx]

if we grain the green baby

[thorny forge]

the fool over heaven

[fresh lynx]

sands of fate

[opaque bloom]

Its kinda sad honestly like he is one of the most iconic charavters of jjba but hes so simple and idk its kind of a waste

[thorny forge]

🔥✍️

[opaque bloom]

Also is there an explanation ss to why he just acquired the ability to stop time too because i genuinely could not understand when i first watched it and i still cant

Unless i just forgot

[thorny forge]

ah shi ok so yes the fool can change the color of sand

[fresh lynx]

made me remember tlor for sm reason

[primal walrus]

Well, it can make illusions to fool people, it follows that principle

[fresh lynx]

I HAVE ONEE

LET MEE

[opaque bloom]

TELLME

[thorny forge]

nah it was just changing the color of sand but still

oooh wait not the fool

[fresh lynx]

so we gotta go back to part 1

[thorny forge]

your talking about tenor sax

[unreal flume]

Pearl jam because it makes food better

[thorny forge]

yah but they way it does it is kinda out there

lemme just take off a FULL LAYER ON MY SHOULDER

or making your insides burst out to rearrange them

[unreal flume]

I mean if we trying to be fr star platinum is the simplest stand

[fresh lynx]

in part 1 it is heavily implied the relationship between dio and jojo is that of ice and fire.....therefore dio has the time stopping ability and jotaro is js that cold THATS ALL I GOT

[primal walrus]

It is very simple after all

[fresh lynx]

make u loose ur 4skin tho

[unreal flume]

🤷 good food tho

[thorny forge]

idk it has the whole perception thing and was able to draw a the monoalisa of flies in 10 seconds

[thorny forge]

lemme peep the wiki rq

[unreal flume]

Thats pure skill trust

[stiff badge]

Anubis

[short fjord]

It has to be jailhouse lock

[primal walrus]

Wait you have a point

[stiff badge]

Literally a posessive sword
The adaptive ability is just skill

[primal walrus]

1. Your name is truffle
2. Your role is purple
3. You voted jailhouse rock
4. Did you note Your name?

[fresh lynx]

no it can phase through objects and has user changing abilities+ a mind of its own

[thorny forge]

ooh wait apparently tenor sex can change the composition of rooms so its not just a illusion. apparently the D'arby game room was made by tenor sax which had a ocean breeze and the feel of water

according to the wiki

[primal walrus]

Wait fr?

Wait

[thorny forge]

so the game room is not darbys ability its tenor sax's

[primal walrus]

No you're right

The user was defeated after darby

[thorny forge]

OOOOOH

[fresh lynx]

heh

[thorny forge]

bruh I was always confused by that room

[spare lynx]

Stating a fact

[thorny forge]

that makes so much sense now

[primal walrus]

Part 3 overall has the simplest stands

Oh wait

Emperor or bast

Those are simple

And thoth and khnum too

[ornate lagoon]

Emperor

[thorny forge]

bastest whole magnet thing and needing to touch the outlet makes it less simple

[fresh lynx]

emperor is the strongest candidate rn with the tower of gray

[thorny forge]

but if we can choose specific acts echoes act 0 clears

[primal walrus]

I mean, it's main ability is literally making people magnetic with the outlet

There's not anything outside that

[primal walrus]

Yea

[fresh lynx]

yeah i suppose we cant in that case cuz ITS A EGG

[north moon]

Star Platinum.

Punchy Boy

[primal walrus]

Cheap trick is the simplest if it wasn't for its, moving from user and user thing

[fresh lynx]

how many are going to say this and js leave

[primal walrus]

But that'd be js a shitty hey ya!

[north moon]

Actually, scratch that.

Echoes Act Zero.

Egg.

[fresh lynx]

it can speak thats a bit rare

[primal walrus]

That's literally the ability described

[strong yarrow]

Beach boy

[thorny forge]

it shrinks people that it has killed

[short fjord]

King Crimson 100%

[thorny forge]

the fishing line can counter damage back onto the attacker

[fresh lynx]

no cheap trick has a mischevious mind of his own

[north moon]

OR….

Magician’s Red. Fire chicken.

[rocky wasp]

hermit purple

[fresh lynx]

u sound racist ma guy

[primal walrus]

Yeah no

[thorny forge]

it can see the future

[primal walrus]

It has more than 1 ability

[thorny forge]

the whole spirit photo thing with hermit purple

[north moon]

EXSQUEEZE ME?

[fresh lynx]

yeah WHAT ABOUT jonathan's stand

[primal walrus]

Spiderman, hamon transfer

[primal walrus]

Hermit purple but better

So

Doesn't rlly count

[fresh lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/himeno-chainsaw-chain-saw-man-gif-8815186248287373042

[thorny forge]

I can't wait for more of part 9 though bro it is on a roll rn

[north moon]

It’s LITERALLY a fire chicken

[thorny forge]

Please give me another animal stand user araki I beg

[primal walrus]

It prob isn't the simplest, but maybe November rain?

[fresh lynx]

I'm js negative nothing against u bro

[primal walrus]

Not the simpelst

But very straightforward

[north moon]

Oh

[white leaf]

SCR

[primal walrus]

[fresh lynx]

wasnt there rock animals in part 8

[thorny forge]

yah but the point of the question is straight forwardness

[fresh lynx]

do they count

[thorny forge]

you callin rock humans animals? rockist

[primal walrus]

Well, it's ability is making really heavy rain

[fresh lynx]

rock petss

[primal walrus]

That's pretty straightforward

[strong yarrow]

So is it beach boy or what?

[thorny forge]

... Idk if those are stands there just really really weird animals

[primal walrus]

Nah not rlly, it has more than 1 ability so that discards it for me

[strong yarrow]

Fair enough

[fresh lynx]

obla di is so cool

[thorny forge]

I want a new dog stand user we got a cat stand user gimmie another dog stand user I want my iggy au

[primal walrus]

I mean we are animals, they want to disguise as human

[thorny forge]

yah but I think its actually a rock insect

[primal walrus]

The first rock humans tryna insert into society are the rock human equivalent of a therian

Think of it

[thorny forge]

some rock humans are actually kinda nice if they where not raised by WASPS

[fresh lynx]

pluss rock human are the size of wasps at birth

[primal walrus]

The question is, why are they allergic to mangoes? Or I've been mislead

[thorny forge]

that one dude with the breathing stand seemed kinda chill until he got cheated on

[thorny forge]

...what

[primal walrus]

I'm avoiding part 8 spoilers to enjoy it myself

[fresh lynx]

read it bro

[thorny forge]

hurry up part 9 is getting lit

[fresh lynx]

phase 2 is up gotta catch up after exams

[primal walrus]

I'm currently starting part 5, I'm so behind because of school

[agile gyro]

The Hand

[primal walrus]

Episode 3

When giorno joins

[thorny forge]

it can teleport

[agile gyro]

Oh well

[north moon]

Only one. Iwasuke. And he wasn’t a stand user

[thorny forge]

echoes act 0

[fresh lynx]

i there is so much more like him getting reborn or sm

[primal walrus]

Would paisley park count?

[thorny forge]

what

[thorny forge]

uuuh. part 8 spoilers

[fresh lynx]

2.... against my goat mamazuka

[primal walrus]

I always figured the "teleportarion" worked more of as a vacuum rather than actual teleporting

[fresh lynx]

nahhhhhhh

[thorny forge]

yah it is cause it just pulls him twords the erased space so fast that its kinda like slight light travel. or thats how the anime makes it look

the hand semi light speed?

[primal walrus]

Yup, that's what I always thought

[north moon]

Hah? I can’t find them anywhere on the wiki

[primal walrus]

It's the most reasonable answer too, and it would explain why it made killer queen's remote bomb redirect towards him instead of actually teleporting

[fresh lynx]

have u read part 8?

[covert berry]

hey ya

[thorny forge]

Its a shame that you gotta be stupid to even use the hand. gotta have that plot debuff

[fresh lynx]

EXACTLY

just a hype guy

[north moon]

Yeah??? Do you mean Mamezuku?

[covert berry]

no powers, just positive reinforcement

[fresh lynx]

uh i spelled it wrong

[fresh lynx]

yeahh

[north moon]

He ain’t an animal.

[thorny forge]

echoes act 0 clears

[primal walrus]

Would epitaph count? I mean, it sees the future 10 seconds on

[covert berry]

forgot that one

[north moon]

Unless you’re referring to his stand, which I’m not gonna type out, cuz I don’t wanna get in trouble

[primal walrus]

But idk if it counts

[fresh lynx]

ofc he isnt its when rock humans invade his HOUSE with their rock pets

[thorny forge]

it project it onto your hair so I wouldn't say thats super simple

[primal walrus]

maybe him?

It's really straightforward but also really easy to expand

[thorny forge]

needing to meet a requierment makes the stand not simple i think like having bangs to use epitaph correctly

[primal walrus]

So it is more as a maybe

[fresh lynx]

pluss fate is a complex topic even if simplified

[thorny forge]

yah

[thorny forge]

yah but the whole point is simple

[primal walrus]

I got the best stand

[fresh lynx]

can we all js collectively agree on hey ya

[primal walrus]

Speedwagon with his speedwagon

[fresh lynx]

sad they didnt animate that

[primal walrus]

The ability is supporting and making the good guy have an increased win rate of 1000%

[thorny forge]

when I thnk of a simple stand it would be a stand that is easy to understand at a glance. or being able to understand the ability immediately once used

[north moon]

Ohhhhh. Doremifasolati Do, Do Do Do, De Da Da Da, and Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da

[fresh lynx]

yeahh i cant pronounce those but YEAHHH

[thorny forge]

so simplest stand tower of gray or echoes act 0

[fresh lynx]

yeah i agree

[primal walrus]

Well, I think sethan could maybe count? The attack is the shadow and that triggers the ability, it isn't a specific condition since the condition is the attack landing

[fresh lynx]

if whole stand then tower of gray if one phase then echos

[north moon]

The first one, you just read it like how you read a music scale

[thorny forge]

needing to meet a condition makes it unsimple

[primal walrus]

True

[exotic valve]

that big bug in part 3

[fresh lynx]

the lighter thing is a condition tho

[primal walrus]

Aerosmith would be super simple if it wasn't for the whole carbon dioxide ability

[thorny forge]

aerosmith was such a cool stand bro

[primal walrus]

FRRRRR

[thorny forge]

mf coulda been a transformer if he got the req arrow

[fresh lynx]

yeahh tower of gray

[primal walrus]

I DONT SEE WHY PEOPLE HATE IT

I WOULD GENUINELY TAKE AEROSMITH ANY DAY OVER TUSK ACT 4 UNIRONICALLY

[north moon]

Purple Haze.

Infects you with an incurable disease

[simple lynx]

Star platinum: p u n c h

[thorny forge]

... I like aerosmith but no

[fresh lynx]

dont make me remember the fckn colosseum

[primal walrus]

I would

Imo

[primal walrus]

Yeah it isn't that simple

With the whole

[thorny forge]

if I got could choose a stand to get 100% gotta be weather eport

[primal walrus]

Cases

Holding the virus

[primal walrus]

That's an elite pull

Icl I'd take crazy diamond

[fresh lynx]

my 2nd fav stand but so fckn complex

[primal walrus]

Cause

[prisma herald]

Spice girl

[primal walrus]

I lowk wanna be like josuke

[thorny forge]

I just gotta NEVER make a rainbow

[primal walrus]

Wait he kind of does have a point

[thorny forge]

but I could create my own cooling system bro

[primal walrus]

Doesn't the stand act on its own sometimes?

[thorny forge]

I would legit just use weather report as a ac if I needed to

[fresh lynx]

tell me what is simpler turning things density variable or a buffed fly

[thorny forge]

when the user is tryna off himself

also having a stand tryna protect me semi consiously is goated

[primal walrus]

Trueee

[fresh lynx]

yeah weather report is such a versatile stand

[thorny forge]

exactly it is the exact opposite of a simple stand

also just the whole being made of clouds is so cool to me for some reason

[primal walrus]

I would highkey get crazy diamond or highway star

The Aura farming would be crazyyy

[thorny forge]

highway star is just a leech if ima be real

[fresh lynx]

if i had a choice i'd take golden experience not requiem just regular ge

[thorny forge]

a leech with a LOT of feet

[primal walrus]

The smell buff is a big benefit tho

[fresh lynx]

thats the users speciality tho

[thorny forge]

favorite stand type gotta be the ones that are made of multiple parts though. king nothing, highway star, weather report, and stone free I just really love that concept

[primal walrus]

My smell is getting progressively worse because I'm atopic, added with a bunch of other conditions and shit

I can barely even smell if food is burnt that's how bad it is

[fresh lynx]

BERSERK REF??

[thorny forge]

rip

[primal walrus]

Ong

[thorny forge]

if the stand can break apart then Ima like it

[primal walrus]

I'm not even 18 and my sense of smell is THAT shit

[thorny forge]

There are pros like not smelling people at conventions they are stank

though who knows you might be able to feel it instead

which sounds worse

[primal walrus]

That's very true

But I can still smell if a stench is strong

It gets better or worse depending on the season and climates

[thorny forge]

ooh so your locked to either really good or really rancid

[primal walrus]

Since it's all about allergies

[primal walrus]

Yea

[thorny forge]

I would rather loose my sense of smell at that point. though with this mfn pollen I might aswell

Sometimes having a really intense sense of smell can also be bad

[primal walrus]

Eh, having a weak sense of smell is neither good or bad

Taste is maintained, you can still smell stuff (sometimes) and everything else is normal

[fresh lynx]

specially in subways and big crowds

[thorny forge]

I can get headaches really easily if someone has a lot perfume and I can get very overly stimulated by the environment if my synesis are actually clear

[primal walrus]

At least I can still smell gas leaks

[thorny forge]

that is good

[slim sigil]

Wonder of U!

[thorny forge]

bro if I smell like the sent of lavender like once ill get a headache

[thorny forge]

he won

[fresh lynx]

ragebait

yeah @thorny forge do u think ger block s&w go beyond or not

i wanted to ask sm1 ts

[primal walrus]

It'd be really funny if someone said GER as simplest because it's ability is js "no" (I'm not stupid ik it isn't like that)

[primal walrus]

It doesn't prob

The bubble doesnt exist

Technically

[fresh lynx]

so is it only the bubble or spin energy itself cuz love train was also kind of a nerfed ger

[primal walrus]

[fresh lynx]

HEAVY BRAIN THINKING

[primal walrus]

Well, at least for johnny, spin didn't follow the laws of physics and that made it op, the bubble ignored WoU because it "didn't exist" technically

[fresh lynx]

ball breaker also if not for the eliptical sphere

[primal walrus]

If I had to blindly guess, I assume the removal aspect of soft and wet just applies it to the bubble itself

[primal walrus]

It just confuses me spin follows a math principle but not physics, yk, the main application of math

[fresh lynx]

oh that is such a good reason i nvr thought that

[fresh lynx]

idk I STUDY BUSINESS

[primal walrus]

I'm just blindly guessing I have 0 clue if that actually happens

[fresh lynx]

but a good guess

[primal walrus]

Well I'm aiming for biology, but physics is mostly math

[primal walrus]

Figures

[primal walrus]

@thorny forge do you have something to say?

[fresh lynx]

i think he died

or he ghosted me like my ex

idk

anywayysss its almost the next day igtg

[primal walrus]

Same, take care

[willow reef]

Probably Pass The Dutchie

[lunar flicker]

Sethan is a really easy explanaible stand

[willow reef]

Ooo or Starry Eyed Surprise

They're pretty easy to explain especially to new stand users

[thorny forge]

oh nah the whole point is "going beyond" reason being able to bypass calamity a universal phenomenon like fate proves it

[thorny forge]

I was eatin samitch

wou and ger are super similar abilities so being able to overcome said universal law should apply the same

[fresh lynx]

... @thorny forge

[fresh lynx]

I forgot about that

[thorny forge]

wsp

[fresh lynx]

Cool wtbu?

How was the SAMICH

[willow reef]

The point of Go Beyond is that it spins into non-existentance. The ability makes it so that nothing can affect it to stop the train from chugging along

[primal walrus]

Figures

[thorny forge]

the whole point is the bubble should not exist yet does. but being in that limbo makes it unbound by any actual concept. the only way it was even used properly was through paisley park guiding it

[willow reef]

So yeah nothing would be able to stop it

[thorny forge]

it was good

jersey mikes the goat

[primal walrus]

I mean I was blindly guessing that the bubble removed the concept of its own existence

[fresh lynx]

Yashuo carries as always

[thorny forge]

loyal af

[primal walrus]

Similar to how soft and wet normally removes concepts of objects

[fresh lynx]

I hope she makes return in part9 act2

[primal walrus]

Does that even make sense?

Likw

[thorny forge]

Ima be real I was hopping he would get a evolution but the whole go beyond thing is growing on me

[primal walrus]

The bubble erasing the bubble

[thorny forge]

crazy to think soft and wet WAS a evolved stand this entire time makes part 8 feel a little different

[fresh lynx]

Yeah it was part killer queen

[thorny forge]

I love au stands bro

Idk if we are gonna see king crimson or white snake part 9 though

[fresh lynx]

Idk htf that killer queen ability worked tho

[gilded sky]

Magician's Red

[fresh lynx]

TOO HOT

[thorny forge]

oh I can run it down for you rq but ima do it in the jojolion general

[fresh lynx]

Cool.... Many spoilers here for everyone

[ember pelican]

crim krimson

[willow reef]

||Ironically Love Train would probably be immune to it unless Funny Intentionally exposed Love Trains barrier since while it could traverse it, it wouldn't be able to enter the same plane of existence without outside influence. Something GER couldn't do||

||Tusk automatically separate from Johnny's control beyond his desire, was able to pull it apart since it was trying to follow the person inside the barrier||

||Go Beyond doesn't have that automatic aspect||

[half eagle]

Holly joestar's stand
Makes people around her happy
And kills her

[thorny forge]

echoes act 0

[misty ledge]

wonder of u

[uneven shoal]

Magician's Red

[fresh valve]

Notorious B.I.G

It literally just chases you

[summer oasis]

silver chariot

Sword

very fast

Random abilities that are used once

[hasty mist]

The hand

[obsidian igloo]

Star platinum, emperor and possibly sex pistols

[drifting hamlet]

Sometimes you have to mention if its PM or AM (like 12:00 AM or 12:00 PM) i suppose it just stuck with me

[main vortex]

due to also being considered the "weakest" i also consider it easiest to explain, aka survivor

[lethal fractal]

yukako's stand is basically just her hair

[elder sphinx]

The fish rod

is literally a fish rod

[small sandal]

nah egg stand solos

[misty ledge]

beach boy?

[raven swan]

The hand

[void stirrup]

speed king

it's js raising stuff by a few degrees

[small sandal]

No guys you’ve got it wrong it’s echoes when it was still an egg

It’s literally just a large egg

https://tenor.com/view/anime-kakyoin-kekyoin-jjba-jojoke-gif-12652166

[true badger]

star stinkybum

[small sandal]

Stinky

[lusty mulch]

the sun

[slim pollen]

Thoth

[lusty mulch]

what the FUCK are ppl doin vro

[lusty mulch]

the sun is just a fucking hot ball

in the sky

ez

[small sandal]

What about echoes when it was still an egg

It does nothing but be an egg

[lusty mulch]

an egg can break

[small sandal]

The sun can atleast make me hot

[lusty mulch]

hmm

[slim pollen]

Yeah but the confusing part is, is it tangible? Is it actually the actual sun or even has the same size? And stuff like that but both is js a future book

[small sandal]

That happens if someone else breaks it

[slim pollen]

If you were being fair you’d have to explain how it would hatch and progress which would make it more complicated

[small sandal]

It can’t break on its own

[small sandal]

indeed but it didn’t say anything about evolutions

[slim pollen]

Don’t they count towards the same stand?

[small sandal]

I can say tusk act 1 is a simple stand but that doesn’t mean I’m talking about the other acts too

[slim pollen]

Koichi can use older acts

[lusty mulch]

i can ask unnescessary questions too
is star platinum gay?
what happens if silver chariots sword breaks?

THE BASICS are
a hot ball in sky

[small sandal]

but he can’t revert it back to the egg I think

Meaning the egg is useless really

[slim pollen]

Those questions kinda are necessary

[slim pollen]

I mean, if he could, would he ever want to?

[small sandal]

Wow

[slim pollen]

Holy.

[small sandal]

That was interesting Mav

[slim pollen]

Yeah Mac, out of line

[small sandal]

If he got hungry

[slim pollen]

He’d die though!

[lusty mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/man-praying-black-man-praying-black-man-praying-and-crying-man-praying-and-crying-gif-23376408540985609

[small sandal]

oh right.

[small sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-kakyoin-kekyoin-jjba-jojoke-gif-12652166

[slim pollen]

Jouta?

[small sandal]

Yes

[lusty mulch]

also

[small sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/hakari-kinji-think-thinking-confused-i-see-gif-13541555639448154778

[lusty mulch]

we are talking a bout a stand as a WHOLE

[slim pollen]

Khnum is pretty easy to explain

[lusty mulch]

no this no that

[small sandal]

the egg is a stand

[lusty mulch]

the stand and EVERYTHING about it

[slim pollen]

I’m w this

[slim pollen]

I feel like it’s wrong to not talk abt echoes as a whole

[small sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/dio-brando-dio-danganronpa-execution-jojo's-bizarre-adventure-gif-6227306271753897228

[lusty mulch]

like

u cant say

[slim pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/bentprofile1-gif-27152599

[small sandal]

Oh whatever but if it were my opinion the egg is the true answer

[lusty mulch]

stone ocean (pre awakening)

thats just dumb

[slim pollen]

But couldn’t I js say then like star platinum’s eye, it can see well

[lusty mulch]

yea

what about

[small sandal]

The egg is still a form of koichi’s stand it’s not a part of it, Star platinum having good eyesight is not part of its ability .that’s applied to its stats.

The complexity of most stands are from the ability really not the stats because stats don’t really matter if your facing against let’s say wonder of U

[lusty mulch]

a stand

is a stand

if i say star platinum

i mean

STAR PLATINUM

[small sandal]

You can’t just say star platinums left ear lobe and say it’s the simplest stand guys.

https://tenor.com/view/alien-connection-gif-11796571741764322198

[dusk ledge]

King Crimson or D4C

[small sandal]

Notice how it said simplest

[dusk ledge]

Yea, how does star platinum work? Ts too complicated

🙏🙏

[small sandal]

Incredible punching power, star finger allows it to have extra range though it focuses all of star platinums strength into his fingers so it’s not THAT useful.

Time stop allows Star platinum to defeat opponents easily because they cannot move, see, or dodge the attack. Though timestop only lasts for a max of 5 seconds in Jotaro’s case.

It also has insane precision and accuracy

[inland swift]

D4C accesses universe where his ability is considered simple

[small sandal]

Did Diavolo die in that universe

[dusk ledge]

Oh thanks now I understand 😁

[dusk ledge]

Yes

[small sandal]

No problem

[small sandal]

Oh so it’s canon

https://tenor.com/view/re-zero-subaru-clapping-crying-gif-12358212702302622804

[dusk ledge]

[inland swift]

Victory!

[small sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/re-zero-natsuki-subaru-victory-gif-17552130979262037716

[dusk ledge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046294816843120710/1311042166524608532/CobaltVideo_1732647206.gif

[small sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/gachiakuta-rudo-rudo-surebrec-gif-3953362537674539508

[fallen bramble]

what an absolute ilnleviat...

[small sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-nuke-trvth-nvke-big-boss-gif-15944112429945701902

[dusk ledge]

Btw killer queen simpler than star platinum

Trust me 😄

Without bites the dust*

[vital pier]

Za hando

[zealous crater]

the sun

its the sun

thats it

[white leaf]

Toth

It's just a book

[vagrant moth]

Star Platnium (just punch)

[fallen bramble]

yeah the sun is definitely the simplest

it's a sun

what else is it

[smoky silo]

Hierophant green.
“Emerald cumshot, Spider-Man thing, possession thing that was only used once”

[grim dawn]

"hey ya!"
Literally gives advice and it's broken asf

[woven urchin]

strength: it's a boat

[wooden swallow]

I disagree
Because the boat has melting effects which isn’t as simple as possible arguably

[woven urchin]

ghost boat

[small sandal]

Emerald cumshot is not something you hear everyday

https://tenor.com/view/aidan-gallagher-aidan-aidansarmy-lemoncult-the-more-you-know-gif-24039600

[small sandal]

Duran Duran, future past spotted

[ripe geyser]

Dragons dream

[small sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-venom-snake-gif-26285931

[clear walrus]

Star Platinum

[tropic remnant]

aerosmith is a small plane with a gun and a radar

[formal shale]

Star Platinum: time freeze and ora

[umbral hearth]

Hey ya: motivational speaker

[jaunty walrus]

Sex pistols

[open torrent]

the hand

[boreal quiver]

Golden experience

[still tendon]

Silver Chariot

[boreal quiver]

Turns abiotic things into biotic things

[twilit crow]

Star platinum. Punch fast and strong, sometimes stop time fo a bit

[jagged imp]

star platinum for sureski

[fickle scarab]

Hey Ya.

[foggy ore]

Killer queen: train go boom

https://tenor.com/view/bo3-black-ops3-black-ops-cod-call-of-duty-gif-22751592

[livid cairn]

Time manipulation
-super speed
-super vision

[livid cairn]

Bites the dust

What about toth and kunumh or kunmh HOW DO I TYPE IT RAAH

[still flare]

the hand

[tender mist]

The easiest to explain is definitely golden experience requiem

The Foot

[wild sluice]

Hermit Purple

[distant elm]

The hand

Maybe star platinum/or the world

[last flower]

Sex pistols

[steel fiber]

Heavens door

[onyx sand]

youre right

[gleaming palm]

Id say star platinum pre timestop or sex pistols

[rapid tulip]

Crazy diamond. Punch, but repair.

[modern crescent]

the world

[last sable]

The hand

It’s just

Delete stuff

Actually I think king crimson might be simpler

[ripe hazel]

Cheap trick

[high kelp]

Literally silver chariot

I love the stand, but at the end of the day it’s just a really fast dude who’s good with swords 😭

[merry eagle]

Star platinum

[slate oar]

purple hermit … its literally js clairvoyance. so simple

[quiet sundial]

Za Hando just erases shit

[high kelp]

Hey ya!

[small sandal]

fast? swords?

https://klipy.com/gifs/jetstream-sam-samuel-1

https://klipy.com/gifs/vergil-sparda-vergil

[radiant flame]

Uhhh Hey Ya

[brave anchor]

6 pistols

Its a freaking gun

https://tenor.com/view/gun-loading-gun-cursed-emoji-mad-gif-24853374

[drowsy talon]

obv paisley park/baby face

[rustic oxide]

Emperor since it's just a gun you can spawn at any time

[languid arrow]

paisley park might be one of the most confusing stands in Jojo

[wary yarrow]

cheap trick, you just die

[hollow jasper]

Soft and wet go beyond! or King crimson no debate

[gleaming birch]

King crimson and "simplest to explain"😭

[warm falcon]

Whitesnake: shoots empty gun at pigeon

[royal spruce]

survivor

[knotty dirge]

obviously glory days

[tall niche]

yeah I'd say star platinum tbh even post timestop it's pretty easy to explain

[warm falcon]

maybe, but its not the simplest

[kind heath]

emporio's stand

[lost holly]

Cheap trick

[warm falcon]

I'm still team hey ya

[pallid jasper]

id say a stand like love deluxe in part 4 is the most simple because its basically just "she can move her hair"

or like someone has said before something like the sun

[modest rose]

Hey ya

[modest rose]

Same

[warm falcon]

Hey Ya! is literally just:

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-vergil-you-should-motivate-yourself-now-low-tier-gif-5868574977371925905

[wheat lily]

Moody blues

[olive wharf]

How so?

[tall niche]

mm yeah I guess so

hey ya is a little confusing because of the whole "luck" thing

[fluid depot]

Its the car from part 3, its literally just car go vroom

[hollow elbow]

The HAAND

[languid arrow]

not really he himself is lucky hey ya just reminds him hes lucky

[dapper steeple]

Sex pistols or silver CHARIOT

[cunning flame]

The fool

[sharp marsh]

silver chariot

[grim dawn]

"hey ya!"

Nothing comes closer

[tall niche]

i feel like november rain (so far) is kinda easy to explain

[mild jasper]

D4C 🙂

[grand barn]

scary monsters dr ferdinand version (no left eye)

[hallow lintel]

hol horse’s pistol

emperor

[silent trench]

King nothing, sees smells

[bronze cloak]

it might be Hey Ya

[tender mist]

The foot

[lean juniper]

Emporer

[hot latch]

the sun

[frosty tartan]

Emperor

[granite mason]

literally the chef in part 4, hes so forgettable hes that simple

[elder sphinx]

The fish Rod is better

[rose geyser]

Why is no one saying the world yo

Literally just timestop

[granite mason]

he can make traps with his fishing rod, how is that the simplest

[pseudo cedar]

bastet mariah u touch it ur a magnet now

[elder sphinx]

is literally the same as fishing

[livid cairn]

Tower

[pseudo cedar]

theres the attack getting reflected back in the same angle and all uk and how they get stuck

[manic tartan]

hermit purple

[neon wigeon]

aerosmith=miniatureWWII fighter plane

[stuck mauve]

c moon

[errant mango]

lwk guys i think its magicians red

[reef laurel]

Harvest

[summer bramble]

Emperor

Its literally just a Gun

[subtle jacinth]

The hand just erases things

so like I feel like that would be the easiest to explain

[snow wadi]

Silver chariot because is a sword

[upbeat grail]

The fool, its literally just sand

[odd prism]

Think about it anubis

[languid arrow]

not at all

[dense star]

Car stand: literally a car

[formal kindle]

Silver Chariot

[distant thistle]

little feet, strength, crazy diamond, and magisons red

[cosmic bronze]

love deluxe

[topaz kayak]

I stand by my choice of the fool

[livid cairn]

Armor off

[livid cairn]

+can shoot out the blade
+Clones itself

[formal kindle]

But polnareff doesn’t do any of those abilities except for shoot out the blade most of the time

[high kelp]

ZZ’s stand

I forgot what it was called, the car one

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-wheel-of-fortune-gif-18409683

[upbeat grail]

Wheel of fortune

[upbeat grail]

I think strength and little feet are a great answer but not crazy diamond

[glad zenith]

Remembered his name was zz but not the stand name

[manic tartan]

king crimson

[tranquil solar]

harvest

[tranquil solar]

most DEFINITELY not

[distant thistle]

I mean it just fixes stuff

[upbeat grail]

It doesnt “fix” it restores things to a previous state shown when josuke turned cooked spaghetti into uncooked spaghetti or asphalt into tar

[subtle mesa]

Mandom

[terse pond]

Ebony devil

[small venture]

What about dark blue moon?

[fresh heron]

Bro literally the world, weather report, pre world star platinum, or emperor

[cyan kettle]

Magicians red, it's literally all about fire ?

[rapid tulip]

Actually magicians red also can detect heat, and with that can detect life

[lament flame]

Iggy - Sand