[26/3/1] Best way to ragebait a JoJo fan?

[half ledge]

goku solos your verse

[lusty flint]

a

[random shore]

first

[lusty flint]

LOL

EZ

[meager grove]

your not gay enough to watch jojo

[random shore]

LOOOL

[quiet holly]

jojos artstyle is trash

[past musk]

W pfp

[low anchor]

SAO > JoJo by miles

[near gull]

Part 7 isn't good

[rotund kiln]

I hate jojo

[little sapphire]

calling parts "seasons"

[strong needle]

‘Not everything is a jojo reference’

[slim zenith]

HELLO MONKEYS

[iron trail]

i skipped part 1 and 2

[random shore]

EZZZ GET BETTER SON

[scenic niche]

skipping part 1 and 2

[rotund kiln]

okay erm

[past musk]

jonathan is the worse joestar

[low anchor]

I skipped every single part of JoJo and I got my information by gen AI

[timber frost]

"Speedwagon is ugly and if you like him youre probably just gay"

[fathom pendant]

caesar from season 1 of jojos deserved to die

[flat hamlet]

okuyasu is the worst jobro

[past musk]

he's so weak

[untold raptor]

When people say Joseph is a weird guy

[cunning prairie]

araki gay

[fervent nebula]

Chase is a trash intro

[lilac niche]

Presenting proof that Araki is not a queer

[little sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-monkeys-hello-monkeys-frieza-dragon-ball-gif-20095908

[fickle yew]

Diovolo doesn't die to everything

[hardy island]

diо х рuссi lоvе isnt саnоn

[sick grove]

JoJo's is straight idk what you mean

[weak swift]

giorno is the worst joestar

[summer nova]

“Part 3 and part 5 are kinda trash, both Jotaro and Giorno are complete cardboard cutouts”

[harsh leaf]

Not liking stone ocean

[iron widget]

tell them you skip parts

[slate crescent]

call parts seasons

[polar radish]

Would y'all love me if I was pink instead of Yellow

[late token]

"I'm not watching because of the artstyle"

[fervent nebula]

subaru > Diavolo

[pure berry]

Say Jojo art style is trash?

[slim zenith]

Frieza is lowk tuff

[storm pulsar]

Being queerphobic

[lilac niche]

This isn't even true fuck off

[little sapphire]

johnny joestar is the worst mc in jojos and tooru is the best villian

[velvet plinth]

Jolyne is the worst Jojo

[river cipher]

“Part 2 is the worst part.”

[weak swift]

GIORNO IS THE WORST JOESTAR

[clear kayak]

I skipped part 1

[mossy shale]

"jojo's is gay"

[scenic island]

"I can’t watch JoJo’s because of the artstyle"

[stoic furnace]

'Pucci fast that wally"

[polar radish]

I see how it is

[fervent nebula]

i beg your pardon?

[arctic sun]

"Jojo is not gay"

[mossy shale]

he is tho- /j he's excellent

[brisk mortar]

sooo true

[hoary slate]

Part 1 and 2 were boring so i skipped them

[ember summit]

Tomoko better than Speedwagon

[weak swift]

ragebait🤫

[coral robin]

"Koichi Is short and Jonathan is sick in the head and breaking durability scaling"

I would cnbt them in public

[austere sundial]

I feel like they’re too different to have a sure fire way that works

[crystal hinge]

talm bout speedwagon look bad

[cunning thicket]

definitely saying you're a part skipper

[subtle mesa]

speedwagon is not the best waifu

[oak lion]

koichi has the best stand

[loud nymph]

"yo thats the thing from your bizzare adventure roblox"

[weak swift]

season 2 is bad

[arctic sun]

Jolyne is a trash mc

[fervent nebula]

Peak metioned?

[abstract condor]

Can i skip the first 6 parts cause sbr is on a different universe

[stoic pagoda]

"JoJo has a weird art style and is a gay show"

[fair roost]

Peak ragebait

[ember summit]

Pesci is the best joestar

[quasi dew]

Jojo's art style is so scary

[lilac niche]

I love the gay show and weird art aspects of Jojo

[regal yarrow]

ONE OF MY FRIENDS ASKED THAT 😭

[past veldt]

Iggy was so annoying, worst side character, deserved to die

[fair wolf]

Sung Jin Woo solos JoJo

[abstract ridge]

call DIO, DIO brando in part 3

[weary cloud]

"I skipped part 1 & 2" fuck no

[noble grove]

Saying it’s too gay and weird

[tepid kraken]

Dropped part 4 bcuz of shigechi. So annoying. I hope he dies

[noble grove]

…

[lilac niche]

Honestly you can and you want might want to

[fervent nebula]

Angelo is just a funny looking rock

[modern vessel]

either part skipping or hating on a specific part

[torpid kelp]

‘speedwagon is the worst jobro ever’

[past veldt]

that ragebaits like half the fandom cause the other half genuinely don't like my goat 😔

[halcyon olive]

Show gay art to the homophobes in particular

[vestal pagoda]

being a larper

[fervent nebula]

'i stopped halfway through part 4 because it was boring'

[civic quarry]

SAY its gay anime

[torpid kelp]

being homophobic

[past veldt]

are they wrong?

[fair wolf]

But it is

[unique elbow]

“I don’t watch jojo”

[weak marlin]

I stopped watching season 1 because it was boring

"one piece better"

[spring stream]

"Kira sucks."

[shadow patrol]

If you like JJBA you’re obviously gay

[loud nymph]

jojo is literally one of the most representative animes there is for lgbt

[weak marlin]

this is facts not ragebait

[vestal pagoda]

“part one is boring” + “i skipped part four since it’s not canon”

[fervent nebula]

part four aint canon?

[weak marlin]

diu isnt cannon?

[vestal pagoda]

i keep hearing people say it’s not

[ember summit]

"Arakis fashion sense is trash"

[weak marlin]

it is?

why wouldn't it be cannon

[vestal pagoda]

i don’t know 😞

[fervent nebula]

maybe saying its not canon is the ragebait

and its working

[past veldt]

part 4 is extremely canon have you seen shigechi blow up? (Im very sorry for the offense shigechi it had to be done im extremely apologetic 😔)

[weak marlin]

"Bobo's interesting escapade is kinda mid ngl"

[viscid pivot]

JoJo artstyle is mid

[lilac niche]

I stopped watching JoJo because my pastor told me it's no good

[weak marlin]

S tier ragebait

[viscid pivot]

Agreed

It's glorious

[weak marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-bait-ragebait-angry-gon-bait-gif-5270896389597269350

[fervent nebula]

😭

[vestal pagoda]

I DID DW im just saying some people have told me they’ve skipped part four since they think it’s not canon

[viscid pivot]

Watching jojo rn

[weary cloud]

part 4 just doesn't interact directly with the main story with Dio influence and shit

[distant falcon]

all the characters in jojo are annoying af

[weak marlin]

I can't tell if this is ragebait or not

[tribal wadi]

Part 1 is boring

[indigo fulcrum]

Say Jojo is gay

[small breach]

Pt 1 best

[past veldt]

no like i meant canon as cannon cause like they sound the same and stuff and cannons blow things up

[weak marlin]

this is just facts

[tough monolith]

gojo can solo everyone

[ivory sonnet]

"Jolyne is the worst Jojo"

[weary cloud]

S+ ragebait

[weak marlin]

she is tho

[regal yarrow]

"Overrated" and "The fasion choices of the characters is trash" Fricking WHAT 😭 💔

[tough monolith]

part 1 is boring

[fresh heart]

part 7 is garbage

[bold geode]

just because you guys like this show doesnt mean you have to glaze it so bad, its art is by far the worst part compared to character design and power system. And araki just forgets stuff, jojos as a whole is 5/10 at its best. i thought opening this thread would be ragebait not just factual information about the show. so far i havnt seen a hot take or ragebait just facts that people can easily see from watching jojos.

[tough monolith]

part 8 is boring because its too long

[fervent nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/naoyazenin-parkjiholookism-andrew-tate-jjks3-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-16756896179762507925

[lapis coral]

Jojo fans overglaze so bad

[indigo fulcrum]

"Jolyne is the worst jojo because she is a girl"

[solemn frost]

Say Part 7 is overrated and that everyone glazes GER + Tusk Act 4

[weak marlin]

guys give up now, this guy won already

"Big boss wouldn't like jojos"

[past veldt]

5/10 = 1/2 and gojo is split into 1/2 🥹

[eager forge]

"I don't like Jojo's art style"

[ember summit]

Shigechi solos Wonder of u no diff

[past veldt]

holy fax

[rain bolt]

Not putting best lang rangler moments yet there being 37 days of asking for it

[lapis coral]

Shigechu solos everyone gng

[fervent nebula]

exept explosions

[weak marlin]

Open "Best way to ragebait a JoJo fan"
See straight up facts

[hard vale]

He does though

[fossil nymph]

you say after telling everyone else to stop trying

[past veldt]

shigechi died because if he didn't it would ruin the series cause he's too strong

[fallen kiln]

Idk

[hard vale]

“Part 4 is shitty and trash”

[fervent nebula]

can someone please explain why everyone glazes goku so much or is he actually like hella strong

[tough monolith]

"I skipped part 1 and 2 because hamon is boring and stands are better"

[lapis coral]

Exactly he had to go

[weak marlin]

I don't ragebait for the win, i ragebait for the love of the game

[hard vale]

“JoJos is so gay I don’t wanna watch it because of the Joseph and avdol scene”

[fervent nebula]

ahh i see

[ivory sonnet]

"And (insert chapter 1 moon scene), and ||she got Jotaro killed||"

[weak marlin]

Ragebaiting the brazilian cartel is NOT a good move gng

[fervent nebula]

😭

[past veldt]

he's like wall level or smth like that

[weak marlin]

😭

[hard vale]

“JoJo’s is trash because NOT EVEN 3 MINUTES INTO THE FIRST EPISODE OF PART 6…”

[loud nymph]

say anything about dragona

[ivory sonnet]

Don't get started with the Mexican cartel

[fossil nymph]

surely there's a lesson in there for somebody

[past veldt]

walls are pretty strong tho idk if Goku is that strong

[hard vale]

“I’m not watching JoJos because of the buns ahh art style”

[tepid kraken]

Jolyne worst jojo ever

[shadow patrol]

« I can start jojo with the part that I want since they are different stories »

[ember summit]

Nucleus in Shigechis eyelash level

[lilac niche]

"Weather report isn't a black person"

[weak marlin]

??? 😭

[tough monolith]

bloody stream is worst opening in fiction

[hard vale]

“Josuke is a trash jojo, lame backstory, no character development, and trash hair”

[fallen ether]

solo leveling >>> jjba

[past veldt]

that beats all of fiction you can't compare with that bro

[ivory sonnet]

"I don't like Jojo's Bizarre Adventure cuz its too weird"

[hard vale]

FUH no

[gilded gull]

https://tenor.com/view/oi-jjba-jo-jos-bizarre-adventure-josuke-what-gif-17788423

[fallen ether]

see it works

[frozen moat]

I think it worked

[weak marlin]

Ragebaiting JoJo himself 😭

[tough monolith]

WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR?

[weak marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/dora-the-explorer-dora-gif-14810631521244644065

[fervent nebula]

before i had even watched jojos or even heard of it, when i saw it on neflix i deadass thought it was 2 parents with hella children in the same home all called jojo and they all went on seperate adventures😭

[hard vale]

https://tenor.com/view/josuke-higashikata-angry-turn-around-glare-jojos-bizarre-adventures-gif-15481016

[ember summit]

Darios single electron in his throat

[shadow patrol]

Jojo’s community is weird

[hard vale]

It works so well

[hard vale]

I mean you’re not wrong

[fallen ether]

i thought it was the same mf getting reincarnated

[weak marlin]

we aren't weird

[wanton dirge]

Joseph jotaro dio josuke and kira are boring

[weak marlin]

we're QUEER

[tough monolith]

we are bizarre

[lilac niche]

"I don't like Gucci"

[hard vale]

Who tf is we

[shadow patrol]

Yeah truly but I mean like in a bad way for others

[weak marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[tough monolith]

like an adventure

[past veldt]

an electron is probably too big of a target for Goku to hit

[weak marlin]

WE

[ember summit]

"I stopped at part 6 because its boring and the new universe is trash too"

[rich tinsel]

The first episode was boring, jjba is trash [from a solo leveling fan]

[hard vale]

Yoshikage Kira SUCKS and he is a BAD VILLAIN AND BORING and his hand fetish ruined him

[ember summit]

yes

[lilac niche]

English dub Rohan Kishibe chuckling when he hears bizzare (peak)

[hard vale]

https://tenor.com/view/get-tf-out-get-out-zimba-lion-king-monkey-gif-1461417101263154936

[weak marlin]

bro fell for the ragebait

[fervent nebula]

the only time i liked the ending of part 6 was on the last episode ngl

[fickle temple]

Jojo isn't gay

[hard vale]

Not WE, YOU

[fervent nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-detector-lier-trending-gif-6708574292361340617

[tepid kraken]

Araki worst writer ever

[hard vale]

“I hate JoJos because the characters act so gay”

[shadow patrol]

The two parts are trash cuz there are no stands only hamon

[past veldt]

yo i accidentally reacted to ts and i can't unreact is ts a prophecy for me to not finish jojolion

[rich tinsel]

I actually blocked a friend cuz he said that

[lilac niche]

I definitely prefer solo leveling art and storytelling over JoJo's especially if you leave out part 3, Araki doesn't really understand how to make interesting characters

[tough monolith]

I skipped first 2 SEASONS because they are boring

[fickle temple]

I hate jonathan, he is the worst jojo so badly 😂✌️

[ember summit]

"Giorno mid ngl"

[shadow patrol]

U did great it’s truly an insult to say smth like that

[cunning prairie]

ı hate black guys

[weak marlin]

"Hey Al, give me an anime wit nothing in it"
"Nothing?"

[finite maple]

Part 5 is my least favorite part

[hard vale]

Josuke is worse 🤣🤣

[fervent nebula]

😢

[fickle temple]

Ok, this one works on me i hate this giorno slander

[honest helm]

“The art style is bad”

[slender panther]

I skip all the parts to see part 7 because they are not the same verse

[ember summit]

Ger slander👎

[fickle temple]

This is prob the best one

[bold geode]

just because you guys like this show doesnt mean you have to glaze it so bad, its art is by far the worst part compared to character design and power system. And araki just forgets stuff, jojos as a whole is 5/10 at its best. i thought opening this thread would be ragebait not just factual information about the show. so far i havnt seen a hot take or ragebait just facts that people can easily see from watching jojos.

[honest helm]

I’m not watching phantom blood

[honest helm]

Fr

[past veldt]

Giorno has no character development and is pure plot armor

[lilac niche]

Any part 4 slander whatsoever will upset basically the entire community outside like the shonen casuals who watched Jojo for part 3

[hard vale]

Parts 3-9 are trash because they have stands

[finite maple]

Also gotta say all their "theories" are wrong

[past veldt]

bro revised and expanded his work 😭🙏

[tough monolith]

part 3 is too boring because its too long

[bold geode]

yea i felt a little more was needed

[ember summit]

Hamon better than stands

[weak marlin]

cite your sources gang

[hard vale]

Josuke sucks because he has no backstory and his character as a whole is lame and he relies on just charisma which Joseph is better in that aspect

[bold geode]

how do you feel about adding that im a solo leveling fan or would that be too obvious of ragebait?

[lilac niche]

3 is my least favorite part unironically

[hard vale]

https://tenor.com/view/get-tf-out-get-out-zimba-lion-king-monkey-gif-1461417101263154936

[bold geode]

wikifeet

[hard vale]

Part 3 is literally the best part (genuinely)

[weak marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-yo-tone-catto-boi-the-adventures-of-catto-boi-gif-7739639348686886972

[rich tinsel]

"The first season is boring the charadesigns are awful and the opening sucks and there's no stand so I tried season 3 and I dropped it because it was boring and repetitive" [solo leveling fan]

[finite maple]

This is me but with part 5

[past veldt]

half a soul is a solo leveling fan so it'd probably be a bit obvious to directly say it maybe like solo leveling has a better story

[fervent nebula]

https://youtube.com/shorts/gF2wwLW_AHY?si=3gHiVvrW8wcrrX6i

[hard vale]

https://tenor.com/view/getout-gif-16327023334064302194

[sand night]

Jojos for creeps

[lilac niche]

My list from best to worst is like:
7,9,8,4,6,5,2,1,3

[past veldt]

but im a creep im a weirdo

[rich tinsel]

Manga or anime for animated parts ?

[hard vale]

Part 4 and 1 over 3 is genuinely crazy

[bold geode]

"Even solo leveling is better in most ways, esp artstyle." added to the end

[finite maple]

Part 4 is the best part tfym

[solar vale]

4

[stiff solar]

Idk lol

[hard vale]

No it isn’t 🤣

[lilac niche]

Until recently my opinion was part 3 over part 1 ngl

[solar vale]

it worked

[sand gorge]

Say speedwagon isn't the best waifu

[tepid hound]

Blue lock is better than jjba

[hard vale]

I’m a part 3 glazer icl

[sand night]

Me too, got a problem with that?

[hard vale]

NO

[bold geode]

lwk it just is though

[tough monolith]

jotaro is pedophile

[lilac niche]

I bumped part 1 up after reading part 1 again

[hard vale]

Nah

[tepid hound]

😭😢

[shadow patrol]

What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here

[past veldt]

Jesus is the most rushed, add on character in jjba

[sand night]

And

[tepid hound]

Ik it isn't

[lilac niche]

I generally always prefer the Manga but at the same time I rewatch the anime once annually

[sand night]

I like him

He is king

[lilac niche]

Because anime watching is like easier

[strong halo]

"the music is mid"

[tough monolith]

jjk > JoJo

[past veldt]

I don't care if it hurts
I wanna have control

[clever elk]

"joseph is the least funniest character"

[hard vale]

Midjutsu kaisen isn’t better

[strong halo]

I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul

[sand night]

This ones actually ragebaiting me right now

[rich tinsel]

Demon slayer > jojo bizarre adventure

[tough monolith]

we are ragebaiting

[past veldt]

peakjutsu kaisen vs jojo's mid adventures

[shadow patrol]

I want you to notice
When I'm not around

[hard vale]

Jonathan is the least moral jojo, he is just such a bad person and he is such a rage baiter, he’s way worse than jodio

[lilac niche]

I'm of the opinion most of the time manga is better than anime and JoJo isnt really an exception especially after part 6

[rich tinsel]

Spinjitsu kaisen

[hard vale]

Midjutsu kaisen vs jojos peak adventure hmmm I wonder who wins

[bold geode]

i dont understand how people could think the music is any better than mid, all the songs are overated and in the show the main themes are completely overused.

[white knoll]

Artstyle is bad

[alpine dawn]

tell them that it isn’t the best anime and has flaws unlike what they think

[past veldt]

peakjutsu kaisen 🥹✌️

[sand night]

You just declared war with me

[rich tinsel]

Part 2

[past veldt]

jump up kick back whip around and spin 🥹✌️

[strong halo]

this pains me

[hard vale]

I hope your sleeves fall down while you’re washing your hands

[lilac niche]

That's a good case but like it's sandwiched between two parts better in manga

[loud nymph]

rohan is a bad character and his stand has bad writing

[bold geode]

dont you see (or should i say hear) what i mean tho. every fight has the main theme plastered over it and it gets so annoying after like 1 episode in that season

[past veldt]

kinda real tho heavens door was kinda iffy with how it worked

[solar vale]

its well paced tho, the sound design and the many ways the music is cut and split is fun

[sand night]

I think this is actually the most ragebaiting thing someone can say

[lilac niche]

The main villain having insane plot armor is really crazy

[torpid kelp]

‘Hamon is the worst power system ever’

[lilac niche]

Hamon is objectively a worse system than stands

[bold geode]

the main themes are SOO loud every fight it just gets too much lmao. especially josuke istg hes the worst theme for the worst jojo

[lilac niche]

But I don't dislike hamon

[torpid kelp]

it’s easier to understand than stands

[solar vale]

damn its .. ok i almost fell for the ragebait

[lilac niche]

This is bad

[tough monolith]

openings are bad

[loud nymph]

hamon had like two purposes after part 1-2

still goated

[gentle bough]

declare yourself to be a JoJo fan and skip part 1+2, be a misogynist AND homo/transphobe, be as obnoxious as possible when it comes to reasoning why you dislike a character (for the most prominent effect, I highly recommend trying to spread your agenda to the less fortunate ones who don't have media literacy), and most importantly pretend everything you've forgotten the reasoning for is most definitely araki's memory problems having been brought into play

[hard vale]

Goku solos the entire vserse in base

[lilac niche]

Without the introduction of stands part 3 would kinda be a snoozefest and maybe impossible to write

[bold geode]

but no one in jjk verse has any feats like that

[fallen apex]

I skipped everything but 5.

[hard vale]

Fr jjk has no feats

[rotund pine]

“let’s watch season 7, i wasn’t able to watch the other seasons!”

[sand night]

[fallen apex]

I’m also reading Steel Ball Run at the same time.

[hard vale]

I’m skipping past every part to watch SBR

[tough monolith]

gojo can solo everybody

[hard vale]

Not giorno

[lilac niche]

"No feats" I'm gonna kill you

[bold geode]

ok but whats wrong with skipping if someone is just watching for themselves?

[gentle bough]

You mean ger

[tough monolith]

infinity > stands

[hard vale]

Yea

[fallen burrow]

I skipped Season 1, to watch Season 2 with Jotaro in it

[gentle bough]

a lot of people still get pissed abt it so I thought I'd include it

[hard vale]

Nah ger will return to zero gojo’s ass

[gentle bough]

not my personal opinion btw I just generalize people

[shadow patrol]

Yeah truly they are saying yeah let’s watch part 7 since it’s a different verse and it’s the best part apparently it’s so annoying as hell

[bold geode]

tf are people doing in this fandom oml

[signal dust]

Subaru solos jjba

[lilac niche]

Using power scaling instead of like Arakis own internal logic around how stands work is great ragebait

[gentle bough]

a lot of things

[tough monolith]

who is subaru

[bold geode]

whats wrong with it if people are just watching for themselves?

[gentle bough]

patricl

[hard vale]

‘I’m skipping past parts 1-6 to watch steel ball run’

[lilac niche]

Imo Jojo isnt even a stronger guy wins manga

[languid stag]

Jojo has the wirst artstyle

[dusky kraken]

"yeah i skipped part 1,2 and 4"

[gentle bough]

Me when my brain explodes

[rotund pine]

“season” it’s a part dork (not you your cool)

[rotund vigil]

Depending on the person but people get mad when you tell them Dio's bisexual

[hard vale]

I love SEASON 3 of JoJo

[past veldt]

my phone was so disgusted by the jojo's mid adventures glazers so it genuinely just died

[bold geode]

why are you getting so mad because someone calls a season the wrong thing?

[nocturne plover]

Isaac solos

[lilac niche]

In my JoJo head cannon all characters are bi by default

[hard vale]

Nobody is falling for the ragebait 🤣

[nocturne plover]

And so do I trust me I can beat Diavolo and anyone

[hard vale]

Jonathan… Joseph…

[ivory sonnet]

GER doesn't solo all of fiction

[past veldt]

WE hate giornos theme ✌️

[ivory sonnet]

[hard vale]

Who tf is we

[lilac niche]

Jonathan is an exception he's heterosexual

[past veldt]

genuinely just a fun fact

[past veldt]

me and you cuh

[hard vale]

Nah just you

[cold oyster]

Season 1 is the best

[bold geode]

YES BRO FINALLY PEOPLE UNDERSTAND

[hard vale]

Wait hold on…

[finite maple]

Not even ragebait this is just objectively true

[lilac niche]

But Joseph was at least curious about Caesar and Avdol

[loud nymph]

why do people call it seasons🥲

[hard vale]

Part 6-7 of JoJo’s is on Netflix…

[past veldt]

WE cuh don't deny it come out of the closet ✌️

[hard vale]

https://tenor.com/view/sixseven-six-seven-six-seve-67-gif-14143337669032958349

[hard vale]

I’m not yo cuh 💔 and just you

[past veldt]

ts is the average jj mid a glazer

[hard vale]

true

[solar vale]

THIS CHANNEL IS EATING ME UP

[atomic meteor]

"I skipped part 1 and 2 because they were boring"

[shadow patrol]

They can do whatever they want Idc but I don’t understand the fact that you’re not beginning an anime from the start

[rich tinsel]

Wonder of U can kill him actually

[hard vale]

I skipped part 4 because it was soooooo boring

[lilac niche]

"KakyoinXJotaro isn't cannon"

[bold geode]

its the start of the new world though so it kinda is the start

[past veldt]

fr

[solar vale]

https://tenor.com/bbvLm.gif

[hard vale]

Joseph x Avdol is though

[rich tinsel]

"Chase worst opening"

[finite maple]

"Kakyoin did you lay this egg?"

[solar vale]

kinda yeh but so many refs to 1-6 stuf

its fun to see

[hard vale]

Chase d1h

https://tenor.com/view/jojo's-bizarre-adventure-josuke-diamond-is-unbreakable-chase-batta-gif-10894083342651250031

[shadow patrol]

Like the very first start not the start of the new world

[solar vale]

and to revisit morioh its like going back to your home after 10 years of travelling and seeing wht changed

[solar vale]

neon genesis of the world you say?

[rich tinsel]

Dokomademo chase you
Itsumo chase you
Ore wa chase you
Nigeba wa nai
Hashiridase chase you
Asu mo chase you
Tatakitsukete yaru no sa
Shouhai wo wakeru no wa shuunen sa
Dakara I chase you

[solar vale]

https://tenor.com/bt0pA.gif

[bold geode]

bro im not falling for your ragebait, we arent talking about one piece this is jojos'

[hard vale]

Genuinely who is saying “chase you” 💔 that’s not the right lyrics

[rich tinsel]

Japanese english

[shell heath]

Gojo soloes jojo

[solar vale]

yes

[hard vale]

Golden experience requiem…

[bold geode]

who could even beat him though

[ivory sonnet]

Wonder of U doesn't solo fiction

[shell heath]

What ragebaits me

[past veldt]

what is anyone doing against infinite void 😂😂

[hard vale]

Ger return to zeros gojos ass

[rich tinsel]

Correct except giorno

[shadow patrol]

Did I say smth about one piece? I’m just saying what I think that’s all

[solar vale]

what is anyone doing against Return to Zero

[hard vale]

Goku easily bypasses that shi 💔

[bold geode]

bro new world thats one piece not jojos

[past veldt]

Goku ain't even wall level 😂😂

[bold geode]

im not dumb lad

[shell heath]

What bout johnny infinite rotation and opens his domain like a bag of chips

[hard vale]

And Gojo isn’t d1h level yet 🫩✌️

[finite maple]

Giorno, johnny, and josuk8
They have the hax

[signal dust]

You can't get speedwagon pregnant

[hard vale]

I literally did bro

[past veldt]

gojo phases through rbd 😂

[slender notch]

Risotto vs diavolo had no chance of winning he only got so close because he was fighting doppio

[bold geode]

giorno cant get past infinity, johnny doesnt have the ap and josuke also doesnt have the ap

[mild pasture]

i aint watching that thats gay

[hard vale]

Nah 🤣

These jjk glazers getting outta hand

[mellow wren]

Telling some gappy and yasuho have a son name Joshu and say wrong thing about the Higashikata family god I got so mad

[shadow patrol]

Naaah it’s alr I give up haha okay love one piece as well

[finite maple]

I can get him to fund my entire bloodline for the next 122 years so close enough

[past veldt]

johnny such a fraud he don't have a stand only a sit 😂😂😂

[solar vale]

guys Halloween Ultimate move vs Gojo Domain expansion??

[rich tinsel]

Stand are the reincar-

[hard vale]

Damn isn’t 😔😢🎉

[bitter lily]

just skip to part 7 to skip all the boring stuff

[hard vale]

https://tenor.com/view/get-tf-out-get-out-zimba-lion-king-monkey-gif-1461417101263154936

[solar vale]

jonathan is platinsniped

[past veldt]

season 7 is also boring watching a cripple simulator 💔

[forest reef]

Call the parts seasons

[solar vale]

tis channel is eating my up ima delete my fkin account

[slender notch]

You could say stm like sbr’s writing was trash and you’d be burned at the stake

[hard vale]

Jjk is boring, you’re just watching grown ass men fight lame monsters 💔

[hard vale]

Sbr’s writing was trash

[finite maple]

Dragon ball is boring, you're just watching grown ass men yell at eachother 💔

[past veldt]

just stop glazing jjba and ur gonna be good ✌️

[prisma pendant]

“Jojo is mid”

[past veldt]

blud doesn't understand the depth of jjk avg Jojos mid adventures glazer 💔🤞

[hard vale]

Damn right

[hard vale]

Bro I watched it there’s like no depth 😭

This is ragebait

[prisma pendant]

“I dropped it after part 1”

[finite maple]

My favorite character died so 0/10 smh

[bold geode]

you just dont understand it

[rich tinsel]

"I dropped it after ep 3"

[hard vale]

I do and it was boring

[shadow patrol]

All good now didn’t want to start an argument

[hard vale]

I’m still on season 1 ep 11 tho

[prisma pendant]

My friend actually did this and it pisses me off so much

[rich tinsel]

Develop

[prisma pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/dio-brando-dio-danganronpa-execution-jojo's-bizarre-adventure-gif-6227306271753897228

[austere nimbus]

The art style was so ass I couldn’t even finish ep 1

[past veldt]

jjk curses are born from human emotions and curses strength and sorcerer's strength equalise like yin and yang that's surface level and ur bottom of the iceberg is ora ora i win 😂😂😂

[bold geode]

obviously not because you are saying its bad. and jojos is good? just because you like this show doesnt mean you have to glaze it so bad, its art is by far the worst part compared to character design and power system. And araki just forgets stuff, jojos as a whole is 5/10 at its best. i thought opening this thread would be ragebait not just factual information about the show. so far i havnt seen a hot take or ragebait just facts that people can easily see from watching jojos. Even solo leveling is better in most ways, esp artstyle.

[rich tinsel]

I have a friend who somehow started at part 5 (unintentionally)

[bold geode]

thought that was the whole point

[rich tinsel]

"My favorite stand is zipper man"

[finite maple]

What is danganronpa even about
I see a bunch of out of context stuff and im completely lost

[shadow patrol]

I know lol

[hard vale]

Anything to not admit jjk is boring 💔

[rich tinsel]

Watch the anime

[prisma pendant]

Oh god my friend did this too Like I was confused when they were talking abt stands when apparently they were on part 2😭

[quiet lark]

I think one great way to ragebait would be saying that jjba is way too boring

[prisma pendant]

Bunch of people get forced to kill each other by evil bear

Idk either man

[rich tinsel]

Guess what

[quiet jasper]

“Speedwagon sucks” would be a good way I think

[quiet lark]

What

[lilac niche]

Thw correct watching sequence for the JoJo anime is 5->2->1->6->4->7

[hard vale]

Jjk was just aura icl

[past veldt]

teddy bear haha evel people haha kill pepel vote who pepel pepel and they die 🤞

[prisma pendant]

https://klipy.com/gifs/heavy-forecast-weather-forecast

[quiet lark]

He genuinely does nothing though

[hard vale]

Part 3…?

[past veldt]

and they also have things they're good at doing

that's basically it

[quiet jasper]

my man

😛

[rich tinsel]

Best to worst to best

Wait wheres part 3

[quiet jasper]

He got dat money doe

[prisma pendant]

Approved

“Stone ocean was the worst because everyone died”

[quiet jasper]

LMAO

😭

[finite maple]

His company:

[rich tinsel]

I mean-

[quiet lark]

His company does nothing neither

[lilac niche]

Watch YouTube shorts explainations of episodes of it while doing this until you understand the plot while going from 2 thru 4

[quiet jasper]

Ye like he carried everyone financially if u think about it

[past veldt]

brudda so weak he needs other people to do his job 💔

[prisma pendant]

I mean how are they going to win against a priest on a horse that’s as fast as a bullet train

[rich tinsel]

Its a Bad Company

[finite maple]

He died of a heart attack 50 years ago tf is he supposed to do

[quiet jasper]

Is that a…jojo reference?

[quiet lark]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[rich tinsel]

Cannon counters hog rider

[mild moss]

HOG RIDAH

[vapid copper]

But can they beat Gojo Hollow Purple?

[prisma pendant]

“Jotaro should of used star finger”

[finite maple]

Oxygen

[mild moss]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-of-clans-hog-rider-call-gif-13376447

[rich tinsel]

Should i delete this

[past veldt]

Jonathon became star platinum what did Speedwagon do? be annoying and disposable? 😂

[finite maple]

"Araki forgot star finger"

[mild moss]

"Jotaro could've won against pucci"

[lilac niche]

"Dio could've killed Jotaro with Star finger but Araki forgot"

[quiet jasper]

How come Kakyoin never used that one move again

With the painting

[prisma pendant]

Dio using star finger is wild

[rich tinsel]

"Araki forgot this kakyoin power"

[quiet jasper]

Ykwim

[quiet lark]

He lowkeynely did

[vapid copper]

"Actually, you can't use that move in powerscailing because Araki forgot it""

[finite maple]

Ok but ZA FINGAH would've been funny

[prisma pendant]

It’s not an actual move it’s just aura farm

[mild moss]

He did use it

[quiet jasper]

Ohhhh type shi type shi

[mild moss]

With giorno's mother

and ungalo's

[stark apex]

Stands are vampires

[rich tinsel]

Did he do it when stopping time

[finite maple]

Mf forgot about versus

[mild moss]

bumahh

[prisma pendant]

“Yeah I hate Joseph joestar”

[past veldt]

no character all plot armor

0 charisma

0 intelligence

[stark apex]

"Gojo beats Tusk Act 4"

[past veldt]

0 strength

[lilac niche]

Dio vs Jotaro initial clash but they're literally just touching tips using that fuckass finger extension thing

[quiet lark]

True

[past veldt]

0 speed

[finite maple]

Yeah he cheated on his wife how can you like him after that

[past veldt]

holy ahh character

[quiet lark]

He has the power of cartoon logic

That’s all he has

[void shell]

Jojo glaze

[river oak]

jojo is not gay

[past veldt]

notice how one piece did it better 🤞

[lilac niche]

Joseph Joestar could probably defeat Ken Kaneki with prep time

[quiet lark]

Let us not powerscale

[finite maple]

Ok but the real question is...
Does joseph with prep time beat batman with prep time?

[past veldt]

kaneki doesn't even need his kagune to beat Joseph

[lilac niche]

Joseph Joestar has the highest prep time scaling in the verse

[stark apex]

"DIO only had one son which is Giorno"

[lilac niche]

So he could probably defeat Kaneki regardless of like any Kagune or Dojutsu

[past veldt]

villains are so overglazed btw like nobody actually likes jotaro 🤞

[quiet lark]

The jojo artstyle is just straight ugly, like the poses are inhuman and even the best drawings all feel off

[bold geode]

personally ive only met people who glaze him because they think hes gonna be in next chapters

[finite maple]

Everyone be glazing jotaro until the rat shows up 🤣

[quiet lark]

Jotaro is the worst jojo by far

[prisma pendant]

Keep in mind the Ratt stand is a long range which completely counters star platinum which is close range

https://klipy.com/gifs/weather-report-weather-jjba

[bold geode]

fr because all the other jojos actually have an effect on the story later on

[lilac niche]

Also Jotaro has low scaling for prep time

[past veldt]

a real non fraud can win with a dagger against someone with a bow

[lilac niche]

Daggers are ass and bows are very good

[past veldt]

let alone someone who can stop time and attack from like a few METERS against an acid gun

[slender hornet]

JJBA has a weird art style so i wont watch it

[prisma pendant]

He didn’t know where the ratt was for most of the fight btw.

That’s why they had the binoculars

[past veldt]

acid gun manned by a rat btw

[past veldt]

no perception 💔

[ornate spire]

Skipping parts 1,2

[finite maple]

Didn't need them to find the second rock in the sun fight

[prisma pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-higuruma-higuruma-anime-higuruma-oh-my-god-higuruma-son-gif-17189742323797679519

[lilac niche]

Rohan Kishibe would have figured out how to Kill Ratt without using his stand because heavens door probably can't read rat language but Rohan is very good

[finite maple]

[prisma pendant]

Rohan wasn’t even in the fight what

[lilac niche]

If he fightef

If he fighted ratt

He would win

[loud nymph]

slander gappy in any way

[quiet lark]

Jonathan has no personality,
Joseph is an annoying idiot,
Jotaro is even more but isn’t even goofy,
Josuke is way too silly for my liking,
Giorno is just a serious dude all of the time,
Jolyne has no good interactions,
Johnny is just way too much of a bad person,
Josuke 8 is a weirdo,
Jodio is straight up a psychopath

[prisma pendant]

He randomly pulled out a Bluetooth bubble that defies all laws of physics

Straight plot armour

[lilac niche]

"I am not attracted to gappy" especially if the person saying this is a man

[bold geode]

when he is litteraly the worst joestar with no depth its not that hard

[finite maple]

But he has 4 balls, argument invalid

[lilac niche]

Gappy is almost as strong as Rohan Kishibe

So he's very good

[prisma pendant]

Giorno has less depth imo like who just decides to become a mafia boss and then he only wins against Diavolo because of the requiem arrow

Like there is no reason for his objective 😭

[quiet lark]

True

[loud nymph]

say jodio is the worst jojo because of his intentions

[bold geode]

all of that was set up beforehand though and he has actuall connection to the overarching story with dio being his dad gappy has nothing

[prisma pendant]

Jojolands isn’t even finished yet maybe he’ll be better

[lilac niche]

say jodio is the best JoJo because of his intentions

[finite maple]

Everyone out here with their own motivations and giorno is just "i hate drugs so ima destroy the mafia"

[weak marlin]

"i hate drugs being sold to children so ima destroy the mafia"

man had nothing against drugs

[prisma pendant]

Gappy is a guy with amnesia ofc he has nothing, the main plot of the story is to retrieve his memories. He is literally starting from nothing.

And plus like he has 4 balls

[bold geode]

yea and its a bad plot because usually main characters should have a backstory

[prisma pendant]

. His backstory isn’t even his own that’s the point. He is two people in one body

That’s what makes him different from the other characters

https://tenor.com/view/ace-attorney-miles-edgeworth-phoenix-wright-edgeworth-narumitsu-gif-2220614582471631558

[lilac niche]

It's implied throughout the story Giorno is really grossed out with people's lack of honor and is a pure character on par with Jonathan (one of Giorno's 2 dads)

[bold geode]

combining two characters just too make him different doesnt fix the plot issues and how bad he is as a character

[quiet lark]

I feel like we’re all the monkey in the ragebaiting monkey and the angry feline meme, so like no one is getting rage baited

It’s all just a waste of time

[lilac niche]

Giorno is descended from Jonathan Dio and Ms Shiobana

[finite maple]

Nah we're all the lion

[lilac niche]

Which means Giorno doesn't even have Italian blood

He's Italian by other means

[pastel glen]

Okay, that a real good ragebait

[finite maple]

Zeppeli was italian and gave jonathan his life energy

[loud nymph]

yeah bro thats like his entire backstory on why hes bullied

[lilac niche]

Giorno 3 dads theory

[rotund kiln]

thank you bro

[finite maple]

Well there's his 2 stepdads so really 5 dads

[lilac niche]

Giorno ended up absorbing the residual Italian energy that Jonathan got from von Zeppeli

[finite maple]

So zeppeli double lied

[loud nymph]

saying gappy is bland as a character is like saying tea is bland without sweetener

thats his entire point

[lilac niche]

Jonathan had Italian hamon and Dio accidentally amplified the Italian hamon by constantly drinking wine

Zeppeli demonstrates in Part 1 that Italian hamon is connected to wine

[finite maple]

Allat just to die by getting punched in the leg a little too hard

[reef kelp]

By saying the skipped season 1

[prisma pendant]

then what is the point of his character then. Without him being combined through the rokakaka and Kira yoshikage and josefumi there wouldn’t be a reason of why he has no memories, why he has 4 balls and why does everyone want that specific rokakaka.

The fact that he survived with no equivalent exchange is the reason for most of the battles

[bold geode]

Did you even read what I said?

[prisma pendant]

I just don’t think he’s bad as a character or the plot

[thorn schooner]

"Who's speedwagon?"

[lilac niche]

Smoking cigarettes makes your hamon weaker and your stand stronger

[bold geode]

You don't need to glaze even the bad stuff of the show

[loud nymph]

its not even glaze its just saying that he's not a bad character

[prisma pendant]

But I’m not glazing though I can see where his character goes wrong especially in the finale

[mellow edge]

Season 1

[bold geode]

You are glazing because you just disregard the bad stuff

[loud nymph]

yeah jojolion lasted like 10 years to feel rushed

but still

[prisma pendant]

I’m not disregarding anything, the plot can be bad but that doesn’t make him a bad character

[bold geode]

Ok floppa2 ik this is the ragebaiting channel but I feel bad so I'm gonna stop now

[prisma pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/ichigo-rain-gif-10466119050915345991

[tacit bear]

https://tenor.com/view/crine-im-crine-son-im-crine-anthony-mackie-tiktok-gif-10273212848663596705

[quiet lark]

Jojo’s bizarre adventure should have ended in the first few chapters when dio died for the first time.

[tacit bear]

...

[prisma pendant]

What was the point of the stone mask then

[quiet lark]

What the hell is shapeskeae doing here

[prisma pendant]

Obviously because he’s a jojo reference

[quiet lark]

A red herring

[tacit bear]

That's nonsense

[loud nymph]

character has development and stuff + plot is bad ≠ bad character

[prisma pendant]

Ohhh

[quiet lark]

Since when did the shaking spear started using emojis

[prisma pendant]

Shaking pear

https://tenor.com/view/pear-ai-fruit-eating-eat-gif-3689386967197381891

[quiet lark]

I never saw a skull nor a dying flower while reading his work

[lapis panther]

Jotaro is such a bad father

[quiet lark]

Yes

[tacit bear]

Agreed

He's not deliberately not being a father but he's still not there for his family

[prisma pendant]

He only stayed away from Jolyne so that stand users wouldn’t come after her

[hard vale]

Jotaro is the best JoJo

[prisma pendant]

That’s what would make sense anyways

[prisma pendant]

Depends on what part

[hard vale]

(not ragebait)

[prisma pendant]

Part 3 the opponents were bassically made for jotaro

[quiet lark]

That is lowkeyney such a good rage bait

[hard vale]

It’s not even ragebait

[tacit bear]

Please specify

[quiet lark]

Sure buddy

[velvet hornet]

excuse me

Jotaro glaze is insane

[hard vale]

Just my opinion, he’s my favorite jojo

[tacit bear]

Hello Momo Ayase

[velvet hornet]

oh hello Shakespeare

[hard vale]

Bro here mfers are glazing Josuke of all JoJos 😭

[tacit bear]

Which version, all of them?

[quiet lark]

Bro is good at this

[velvet hornet]

if you say part 3 Jotaro im on my deathbed already

[hard vale]

Yeah probably, but if I had a favorite one then either part 6 or part 3 Jotaro

[quiet lark]

He must be a professional

[velvet hornet]

DIES

[quiet lark]

Look someone is biting the bait of rage

[tacit bear]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-gag-magic-wand-gif-11898335440404701981

[hard vale]

🫩😔can’t even have an opinion

[quiet lark]

The bait of 97

[velvet hornet]

its fine

[velvet hornet]

It ok

just smile and nod

just

smile and nod

SMILE.

[prisma pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/dio-brando-dio-danganronpa-execution-jojo's-bizarre-adventure-gif-6227306271753897228

[velvet hornet]

OMGGG

[hard vale]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-jojo-buccirati-death-goodbye-gif-19858406

[velvet hornet]

DANGANRONPA AND JOJO

[tacit bear]

DIO IN DANGANRONPA??

[prisma pendant]

Yes

[velvet hornet]

DANGANRONPA AND JOJO IS HEAVENLY

[prisma pendant]

Feel free to save the gif

[loud nymph]

"dio! i stopped time at the nine second mark."

[velvet hornet]

tyty

[prisma pendant]

Jonathan would of died to Dio if Dio wasn’t playing around

[velvet hornet]

gng i have to study grah

[hard vale]

Best villain is Diavolo, 2nd best is Kira

[tacit bear]

Kira should have won

[quiet lark]

Nah wired beck is a better jojo villain

[shy harness]

melone solos giorno

[hard vale]

Who?

Oh right

[silk pollen]

Tell them that the series is actually really straight

[lilac niche]

Wired beck 💔

[tacit bear]

JoJo's bizarre adventure has an unattractive art style

[hard vale]

Diavolo is better icl

[quiet lark]

They be as straight as a curve I tell you what

[hard vale]

Yeah especially part 4 but 5 and 6 are good

[quiet lark]

Jojo’s stand designs are most- if not all of the time just ass

[tacit bear]

I don't like the other ones because they're too masculine i prefer femininity

[hard vale]

Are we forgetting killer queen

Star platinum

King crimson my favorite stand

[quiet lark]

https://static.jojowiki.com/images/thumb/5/56/latest/20251217150345/200_Balloons_Infobox_Manga.png/400px-200_Balloons_Infobox_Manga.png everyone look at this shitty looking stand

[prisma pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/loufy42-light-yagami-death-note-gif-15248803

[quiet lark]

No

[hard vale]

Is lowkey beautiful

[lilac niche]

Part 2 has attractive characters like Joseph Caesar Wamuu

[hard vale]

Speedwagon

[tacit bear]

Speedwagon is the most unattractive in the whole part

[quiet lark]

Bro star platinum? If the wind blows too good his star dingaling could be seen by us all

[tacit bear]

He's too old

Stopped loving him then

[quiet lark]

The design is a mess

[hard vale]

https://tenor.com/view/get-tf-out-get-out-zimba-lion-king-monkey-gif-1461417101263154936

[prisma pendant]

Caesar becomes instantly unattractive when you realise he could lived if he just waited for Joseph and Lisa Lisa to all jump wamuu

[hard vale]

Part 1 speedwagon though…

[lilac niche]

Most attractive character is Wamuu

[tacit bear]

I can't rage bait part 1 speedwagon is my babygirl

[lilac niche]

In part 2

[tacit bear]

Yes yes

[hard vale]

Part 1 speedwagon is EVERYONES babygirl

[quiet lark]

Shake spear I thought you had wisdom and intelligence did watching the bizarre adventures made you lose IQ?

[honest sun]

"jojo is gay"

[quiet lark]

Well duh

[prisma pendant]

Opinion or rage bait hard to tell

[tacit bear]

I didn't lose my IQ, I just appreciate speedwagon for what he is

[prisma pendant]

https://klipy.com/gifs/mf-doom-20

[quiet lark]

Tsk tsk tsk…

[tacit bear]

JoJo's bizarre adventure is very much homosexual

[honest sun]

Fuck I do

[hard vale]

You can’t be homosexual if you watch it lowkey

[rain wedge]

"i dont wanna watch jojo cause it doesnt look like other animes"

oh damn wtf i shappening i js got here

[quiet lark]

Lemme help you "rage bait" / opinion

[honest sun]

Where I'm from the opinion is that it's "too gay to watch" more like "they're all gay" an jjba is about gay people doing stereotypical gay shit

[honest sun]

Is that a sol seal in your pfp

[tacit bear]

Jolyne's character is incredibly sexist

[rain wedge]

my teacher straight up told me he doesnt wanna watch jojo because the art style looks dirty

[honest sun]

Oh come on now let's not go there

[quiet lark]

What is sol seal?

[prisma pendant]

Wild

Art looking dirty😭

https://tenor.com/view/dio-brando-dio-danganronpa-execution-jojo's-bizarre-adventure-gif-6227306271753897228

[hard vale]

Your teacher should keep himself safe :)

[honest sun]

It's a key mechanic of the hit game nine sols

[prisma pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/kys-keep-yourself-safe-low-tier-god-gif-24664025

[honest sun]

Let's be fr the art style is not for everyone

[quiet lark]

Nah it’s just a weird ass symbol I drew when I was like 12 then I started using it as a signature online

[honest sun]

Even I was reluctant

[quasi crater]

what does that even mean

[tacit bear]

The art style is terrible

[hard vale]

I like the art style of part 5 and 6, but part 4’s art style is TRASH

They ruined Jotaro

[rain wedge]

but i lowkey think that calling it dirty just kinda feels.. wrong LIKE u can say when its not for you

[grim totem]

Speedwagon is ugly

[tacit bear]

I didn't create piles of figures because of watching a show with such a terrible style... That would be embarrassing.👀

[plain merlin]

i didnt even finish season 1 it was too boring

[fallen ether]

that's my boyfriend you're talking about

[winter viper]

Say seasons instead of parts

[rain wedge]

but i get that the art style of jojo isnt for everyone

[tacit bear]

...

[tacit bear]

Almost had me there...

[hard vale]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-perry-rage-bait-njpw-gif-15276604049108710653

[true robin]

I skipped season 1 and season 2 because I wanted to see the stands

[hard vale]

“Season 1”

[rain wedge]

bro having to explain the parts in jojo to a nonwatcher and being like "oh its like.. season1 and.. 2 i.. i guess.."

[fallen ether]

whateva

[quiet lark]

Bro is in a relationship with a fictional character 😭😭

[tacit bear]

I skipped part 3 because I didn't like the beginning. It was too... Calm.

[quiet lark]

GOLD rage bait!

[hard vale]

Best part bruv

[honest sun]

Most people don't speak from an objective standpoint Abo themselves

[hard vale]

“Season” 1

Part 1 and 2*

[winter viper]

I skipped part 1 and 2 because theres no stands

[plain merlin]

season 2 is p3 bae

[honest sun]

Lmfao

[hard vale]

I skipped part 3-9 because there are stands

[plain merlin]

fake partskipper spotted…

this guy might actually like jojo

[tacit bear]

I skipped the whole show altogether because it's gay

[rain wedge]

true .... i mean if u had to adjust from the big eyes anime art style to jojo its jarring.. i lowkey just hate my teacher

[hard vale]

MIDsuke higashikata

[honest sun]

Valid lol

[quiet lark]

Okay I’m done trying to rage bait yall way to calm and stuff. I’ll make myself a sandwich and leave the discussion

[honest sun]

Can I have one

[tacit bear]

Why?

[rain wedge]

he called physics math common sense and didnt teach us formulas

[rain wedge]

what flavor

[quiet lark]

No

[quiet lark]

Sandwich flavored

[plain merlin]

“he was also an english teacher”

[quiet lark]

Because I’m hungry and time zones and stuff

[rain wedge]

wow.. can I have a bite

[quiet lark]

No

[tacit bear]

Why are you hungry?

I'm hungry too.

[honest sun]

"why are you guys not as smart as I am? I shouldn't be teaching you these things I should teach you"

[quiet lark]

Cause I am

[rain wedge]

lmao hes a phys teacher that got fired

[tacit bear]

Spare some of your pantry for us

[rain wedge]

literally what he said

[tacit bear]

I'm more hungry than you

[honest sun]

Wow okay okay I thought we were friends damn I'll go cry now

[quiet lark]

Have a nice crying all by yourself session

[tacit bear]

Why are you being so rude? Just give us the sandwich

Don't be greedy

[quiet lark]

Jesus christ it feels so weird to be mean

[rain wedge]

this is the real ragebait

[honest sun]

That's the greed they talk about in the bible

[quiet lark]

I have to say sorry for those I made fun of, at the moment I chuckled but I regret

[tacit bear]

You didn't chuckle

Liar

[quiet lark]

May you all have a great day

[tacit bear]

Thank you sir

[quiet lark]

You’re welcome sire

[astral solstice]

"I can’t watch JoJo’s because is too bizarre"

[tacit bear]

Honestly I think Dio didn't really do anything wrong in part 1

[astral solstice]

he just don't like dogs

[tacit bear]

Exactly

He had a terrible childhood

His actions are therefore justified

[honest sun]

Bro he tried to kill his foster father for power and money

[turbid hinge]

Idk

[little sapphire]

if he had a loving father it would js be a slice of life

[tacit bear]

Yes

[little sapphire]

between dio and johnathan

[tacit bear]

He's just a poor boy

[tacit bear]

Only because he can't grasp love

[honest sun]

Does that really excuse the things he did

[tacit bear]

He's too broken

[little sapphire]

if im correct that means we dont get to see speedwagon

[turbid hinge]

👀 queen reference

[honest sun]

Such a killer reference...

[little sapphire]

a killer queen, if one must say

[turbid hinge]

👀👀👀

[little sapphire]

👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀

[astral solstice]

yeah, Jonathan overreacted

[tacit bear]

I might just bite the dust, this is exquisite

[turbid hinge]

👀👀👀👀👀

[honest sun]

Are we serious rn 😭

[little sapphire]

might just get a sheer heart attack

[honest sun]

Oh I forgot the thread's name

[tacit bear]

Jonathan could've just told Dio he forgave him and forgot

It was just a dog that was only on screen for like a minute

[sturdy totem]

tbh avdol's death was so peak

[warm matrix]

I love season two

[tacit bear]

Yeah it was a hands on experience ✅

[little sapphire]

[plain merlin]

the best way to ragebait a jojo fan is honestly just to spoil whatever part they’re on or not on yet

[honest sun]

He died way too fast

[plain merlin]

that goes w any fanbase probably

[honest sun]

Barely did anything

[little sapphire]

i saw those fake old avdol photos and believed them

[astral solstice]

you should have skipped it, there are no stands

[little sapphire]

[ivory sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-cat-is-this-bait-cat-is-this-ragebait-gif-10902073105296387701

[honest sun]

The system wronged you

[tacit bear]

I've only finished part 6 and nothing beyond that because I've been reading Berserk instead

To lazy to read part 7

[little sapphire]

gaslighted me back on track to cancel out spoilers

[honest sun]

Is berserk very very long ?

[tacit bear]

Seems weird because of the thing with Lucy so I don't want to read it

[tacit bear]

Quite long

[little sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/geometry-dash-secret-coins-secret-coin-back-on-track-coin3-gif-26993016

[honest sun]

My exact thought 😭😭😭

Wtf

[winter fog]

spoil them on sbr because half the fanbase hasnt watched it

read*

[little sapphire]

theres no stand of the week fight its too boring for them

[tacit bear]

I plan on watching it since we possess technology, but I don't want to read because I've gotten lazy. Men just build and build stuff, right?

[little sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/kira-yoshikage-jjba-shut-up-blah-blah-gif-13723819958094842706

[winter fog]

its my 3rd fav behind diu and pb its so good bro

[little sapphire]

dont tell chewiedog

[winter fog]

that guy is a maniac

his thumbnails

more so

[little sapphire]

he speaks facts tho

[winter fog]

the circumcision vid really enlightened me

specifically about the villians

[fallen ether]

he's real to me

[tacit bear]

To make him for more real, swallow a bomb and you'll know what he feels like

[fallen ether]

omg 😻

you're so right

[tacit bear]

You'll really feel it

[lunar field]

Naruto has a better power system

[opal oak]

"What season are you on?" You have no idea that I heard this line so many times that I said your next line is what season are you on, that's the one. and had to explain for the millionth time that it's parts not season. Same thing for others, it can be season but there's other names for it: parts, arcs, and smth that I forgot.

[prisma flicker]

saying season instead of part

[reef kelp]

My Hero Academia is better than Jojo’s 🤓☝🏼

[opal oak]

https://tenor.com/view/go-leave-me-alone-golden-girls-you-have-to-go-now-rose-gif-22287138

[pallid root]

Saying you skipped part 1 and 2

[fiery vault]

saying you watched it and didn't like it at all

[tacit bear]

Saying you don't like it because it's gay

[blazing peak]

jojo shoud've ended at part 6

[mortal vine]

"Can I just skip to part 7?"

[reef kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/noriaki-kakyoin-jojo's-bizarre-adventure-kakyoin-jojo-ova-09kujo-gif-12934359162897033370

[wispy maple]

“I won’t watch jojo’s because of the art style.”

[deft loom]

Skipping part 1 and/or 2

[gray zenith]

skip all parts start with part 7

[ionic parrot]

read part 8 before part 7

[lapis panther]

Ik that's why I put it as ragebait

[mighty garden]

“I skipped part 6”

[mystic compass]

One piece > JJBA

[hard vale]

Weekly steel ball run

Steel ball run weekly or I’ll do some dirty deeds done dirt cheap to the Netflix CEO

[flat river]

“Yeah, I skipped Phantom Blood, so what?”

[acoustic tree]

have an opinion about JoJo

[icy falcon]

jojos mid adventure

[kindred siren]

I thought your profile was the Dookie album cover for Green Day

[ivory sonnet]

Jolyne is a top 3 Joestar but yall aint ready for that convo

Not supposed to be ragebait but it lowkey works as one

[kindred siren]

She's a top three in using star finger

[ivory sonnet]

Just say Jolyne is better than Josuke or Joseph and you got urself a successful rahebait

[ivory sonnet]

Ahahahhahah

So funny

Johnny mosquito!!!!

Hahhahahahhah

Josuke 4 balls ahhahahah

Not funny

[kindred siren]

Here

Calm down

I know it's not funny

That's the point

[stark wagon]

She is better than both

No ragebait

[ivory sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

[stark wagon]

FINALLY someone who isn't a larper

[ivory sonnet]

WE

YES

ME AND YOU

LOVE JOLYNE CUJOH

https://tenor.com/view/jolyne-jolyne-kujo-jolyne-cujoh-jolyne-jsunday-jolyne-day-gif-25049872

[stark wagon]

My wife🥹

https://tenor.com/view/lego-batman-falls-in-love-close-up-gif-15191490740796280635

Me when I first saw her

[tacit bear]

So she's obviously there for sexist purposes

[sour crag]

Josuke > Josuke

[stark wagon]

Omggggg

What a statement

[tacit bear]

Me too man

Josuke is way better