#[26/2/19] What's the dumbest name in JoJo?

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agile bobcat
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Technician Cryer's Table (Hacca Howler's Stand)

round hollow
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that's fire

ivory thorn
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Stand named doja cat

agile bobcat
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That's gonna be both his stand's official name and it's official localisation

golden crow
elder jewel
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"The Late Unpleasantness"[

golden crow
round hollow
agile bobcat
round hollow
agile bobcat
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I think it's going to be Five Nights at Freddy's 2 Song

ivory thorn
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Sand man is probably the main localization that will pmo

agile bobcat
ivory thorn
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Yea

proud pendant
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Coco Jumbo

small tapirBOT
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@proud pendant, your Stand Rank is now 7!

agile bobcat
calm holly
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The dumbass monkey named Forever

agile bobcat
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||Actually, Bound Man would probably be a bit closer. But obviously it still doesn't work as well. It at least makes sense someone would make that mistake with his running style||

west tapir
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That’s a very good question

calm holly
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Who names an orangutan “Forever”

agile bobcat
fossil lichen
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Probably vanilla ice honest

west tapir
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I don’t think I’m far enough into the anime to give a answer

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Part 3 hmmm

calm holly
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Actually

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Pork Pie Hat Kid

broken ermine
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Limp Viscuit. We could’ve gotten Flaccid Pancake, but NOOOOOO

west tapir
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If I ever get a dog

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I’m lowk gonna name him iggy

novel venture
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Oingo

calm holly
west tapir
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What’s a popular jjba cat name?

broken ermine
broken ermine
agile bobcat
agile bobcat
west tapir
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I’m just gonna name him after a famous character if I ever get a cat

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Much easier to recognize as a jojo reference

agile bobcat
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Mewsuke Higashikatnya

spiral merlin
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Vanilla ice

opal thorn
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i dont know

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maybe like

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uh

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idk tbh

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oh yeah

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cream

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wait

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WAITT

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VANILLA ICE + CREAM

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VANILLA ICE CREAM

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THAT SHIT MAKES SENSE

late trail
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calling josuke HIGASHIKATA jojo

opal thorn
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probably poco

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i guess

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WAIT NO

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BLUEFORD

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BLUEFORD!!

wicked lava
broken ermine
clever marsh
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Pork Pie Hat Kid. Like okay just describe him I guess that works

eager owl
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Tem brasileiro ai?

vagrant citrus
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filthy acts at a reasonable price

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or blueford

covert yew
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bad company? how about WORSE Company

turbid hull
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Pork Pie Hat Kid

small tapirBOT
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@turbid hull, your Stand Rank is now 10!

faint hinge
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zz

turbid hull
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Literally his name

faint hinge
crimson crest
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Pesci

atomic basin
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jodio

small tapirBOT
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@atomic basin, your Stand Rank is now 2!

hazy flame
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You're alone this time bro 😭

glossy ibex
jovial quartz
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esidisi (his name is literally ac/dc)

covert marten
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Doppio

warm badger
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A person being referred to as Weather Report for 99% of the series

blissful tangle
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pesci
combine this with his stand being a fishing rod it's
what

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honorable mention to funnier and funniest valentine

digital canyon
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heart attack (That guy killed speedwagon so i hate him)

turbid hull
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D-I-S-C-O

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Worst name of the century

novel gorge
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What the fuck kind of name is "Sale". SALE MY ASS. HOW IS IT EVEN SUPPOSSED TO BE PRONOUNCED??

turbid hull
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Or literally 11 men

faint hinge
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degressive crew

south depot
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super fly
like bro that shit aint flying anywhere

near tangle
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20th century boy

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and

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jotaro kujo

ancient axle
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Definitely Pesci

last path
tropic acorn
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Pork pie hat kid

noble dew
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loccobarocco

magic junco
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acdc (i dont care fir their mysic )

noble walrus
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Weather report is a bum ass name

quick terrace
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gg dolls

stray jay
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Blackmore

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Name sounds like a mining company

exotic steppe
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Pork pie hat kid jodio

winged steppe
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there isn’t

quiet nexus
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vanilla ice tbh

winged steppe
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FUCK NO HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

alpine thunder
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Kars

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Wait

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Funny valentine

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Risotto is quite a lovely name. I wouldn't mind being named that. His black scleras are pretty (balances it out)

verbal flume
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Diavolo, not really in terms of coolness but in implication. Born with his eyes open, naturally pink hair, born in prison, AND he was adopted by a priest?

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that's like being named Al Capone and being a prison guard 💀

mossy crescent
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Flaccid Pancakes

iron stream
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Magenta magenta

mossy crescent
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Boy Man Man

shut atlas
hybrid ice
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Tf is wrong with u

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Anyways

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It's Yo Yo Ma

iron stream
hybrid ice
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No dissing his name

cunning cobalt
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Zipper Man

final citrus
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Do do do de da da da

old shoal
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pesci or how ever you spell his name

summer jewel
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Some localized Stand Names hit the nail on the head. Flaccid Pancake is not one of them.

winter veldt
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risotto no doubt
i just laughed out loud when i first heared his name

summer jewel
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He's by far and away not the only one named after food though

winter veldt
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yeah but it caught me out of guard

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i didn't notice he wasn't the only one when i was first watching vento aureo

woeful heron
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prob pet shop like imagine getting a falcon and saying pet shop would be fire

bold tendon
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Gelato

balmy tree
balmy tree
balmy tree
cold verge
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charming man

young belfry
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notorious chase

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how copyright unfriendly is the west man

young belfry
glass stump
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Literally the whole Passione

small tapirBOT
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@glass stump, your Stand Rank is now 4!

rotund orchid
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lang rangler is the best name in jojo

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worse company is the best name

craggy kayak
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Lil bomber

stray jay
stray jay
stray jay
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@kindred lake

stray coral
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prolly zipper man </3

fallen crag
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Ghiaccio

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Or Pesci

willow carbon
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Porky pie hat kid is just... yeah

crude echo
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John Bizarre

blissful tangle
novel gorge
mossy summit
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Filthy acts at a reasonable price

blissful tangle
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(sugar and orange)

novel gorge
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At least those sound like names

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fucking salt

blissful tangle
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or at least why in the hell did they name a guy FISH

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or Melon

novel gorge
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literally the whole part 5 crew makes no sense

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except Giorno

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at least Giovanna is AN ACTUAL LAST NAME

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Araki had a field day with part 5

rocky heath
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Blueford

fringe estuary
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WHO RHE FUCK SAID RANGLER BRO

plain relic
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Hol horse

near comet
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Dan of steel

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Yes i'm using english names for examples

strange sonnet
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this proves people do NOT know jojo names a lot of this is just calling band names dumb

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arabian fats is a dumb one

clear crag
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filthy acts at a reasonable price

fresh heron
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all part 5 names cause they js food

dawn storm
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Sex Pistols.

fresh heron
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superfly and tower of grey

pure nymph
small tapirBOT
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@pure nymph, your Stand Rank is now 8!

gritty dragon
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Filthy acts at a reasonable price, i told my mom that was d4c's localized name and she wouldnt stop cackling🥹

ocean turtle
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Doggystyle

hearty aurora
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Vanilla Ice

gilded forum
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Oingo boingo

turbid fog
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every name11drool

open warren
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ungalo probably

tall flume
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Rubber soul

tall flume
dense wagon
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Angelo

median mirage
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What ever that fuck ass vampire that was called dumbass

timid chasm
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Vanilla Ice

small tapirBOT
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@timid chasm, your Stand Rank is now 12!

uncut quarry
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Pet Shop

small tapirBOT
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@uncut quarry, your Stand Rank is now 3!

timid chasm
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Bro Gyro's English voice actor is Gojo JotaroCry

rotund temple
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Hangman

kindred lake
rich sail
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Coco Jumbo

slim sage
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Pulpo

cosmic aurora
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whatever ghiacchios localized stand name is uhh white ice I think

warm wedge
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Gohan- translation to Rice

kindred lake
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boom family

wind parrot
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I want to know why the parents decided to name their son, Funny Valentines? What's so funny about Valentines?

cosmic aurora
kindred lake
true perch
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Rubber Soul

kindred lake
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vitamin c

wraith compass
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Not Bug Eaten

wind parrot
kindred lake
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california king fun bed

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like where did u get california from gng 😭

sly pulsar
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i will die before i say "sticky fingers" or "zipper man" is a good name for anything

kindred lake
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sticky fingers is tuff wdym

wraith compass
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It represents how sticky bucciarati’s fingers are

sly pulsar
kindred lake
gaunt cave
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soul sacrifice

kindred lake
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cream

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the stand ability has nothing to do with cream

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that time when caesar was called sebastian

proper swallow
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Hot pants

kindred lake
wraith compass
kindred lake
languid jungle
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probably like, jonathan stupid ass name ngl

kindred lake
tropic prism
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Defo Smokey

novel mica
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“Zipper man”😭😭😭

azure trail
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id have to say Filthy Acts Done At A Reasonable Price

novel gorge
tight flax
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GioGio

terse moss
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Lang

lofty cape
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Sorbert

lilac hemlock
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The boom boom family

glacial skiff
fair holly
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Vanilla ice with Cream

fleet marsh
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Whatever that catch the rainbow localised name was

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Stroboscope

echo slate
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Anastasia being a translation of anasui

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Anakiss too 😭✌️

summer jewel
clear bobcat
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Filthy acts at a reasonable price 😭

fair holly
fast sand
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poco loco

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i like his substory but his name sucks

onyx wave
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Koichi

summer jewel
summer jewel
fallen crag
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MF doom

empty crescent
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Jumping Jack spark feels so out of place💔

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I don’t understand why they don’t just give them new names and state in the credits that they’re not the original names 🥀

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Like sticky fingers to zipperman could have easily been Sticky Fingers to

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Idk something cool

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“Snatch” ig idk

paper topaz
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lovers

empty crescent
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??? Dawg how is The Lovers worse than Green Green Grass of home 😭

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The lovers makes sense for a name too, it’s an ability that ties two people together like “lovers”

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Araki cooked with the tarot stand names

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(Just my personal opinion ofc)

quick bane
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killer queen -> deadly queen

rain maple
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I love hot pants but.. I feel bad for them name her that

green thorn
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Flaccid pancake

sacred vigil
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Zipper man

rotund spruce
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Arabia fats

formal glade
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bad company

sage sorrel
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Literally like most of the part 5 names

tall flume
timid chasm
tidal gorge
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sticky fingers,ball breaker. oingo boingo

small tapirBOT
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@tidal gorge, your Stand Rank is now 2!

tall flume
tidal gorge
late moth
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localized sticky fingers

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"zipper man" is so trash 😭

final ocean
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Zipper Man
Or I guess Goo Goo Dolls being pronounced CHI CHI DOLLS

small tapirBOT
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@twilit venture, your Stand Rank is now 1!

summer jewel
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At least "Zipper Man" keys you more into what his power is

mild ice
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hot pants imo

small tapirBOT
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@mild ice, your Stand Rank is now 1!

faint harness
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specifically the localized name "blueford"

faint harness
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i dont think araki created it himself

faint harness
coarse scaffold
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10000% Goten

rain lion
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Funny valentine

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Bros first name is funny 🫩

lyric smelt
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Axl ro 😭

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Wait

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Nah lowk bad company localized name: "worse company"

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Literally worst

mystic gyro
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D4C

sleek gale
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zipper man.

dawn nacelle
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jojo

old fable
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Star Platinum: The World

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fukin copycat

muted plinth
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Carne

tame cedar
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Wek-a-pepo, I thought it was weak a poo for a minute

glossy ferry
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bro there was like this realllllly bad one in the manga i dont remember what it waas tho it fucking sucked

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out of what i do remember uhhh

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idk

agile bobcat
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Dumbest name?

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Pork Pie Hat Kid

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👒

pastel ore
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Witch is the funniest localisation

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Worse comany

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johnnysmile

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What is it fr this time

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Flaccid pancakes

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What will soft & wet be in the anime

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Jojolion

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What will funny valentines name be?

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Gay marriage

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What will tusk be called

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10

agile bobcat
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Doggy Style Localised Name?

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10

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Cow Girl

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🤠

clever marsh
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Ive already answered but Theres so many

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Sale

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Is my man 50% off?

fair holly
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is so damm long

karmic ermine
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Filthy acts at a reasonable price

rain lion
fair holly
atomic sequoia
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fucking magenta magenta or like

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tooru is funny to me because it's something he just made up

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and nobody questions it he doesn't even HAVE a last name

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I also think that boku no rythm wo kittekure or however you spell it is funny because it's just oye como va (listen to my rhythm I think??) in japanese

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atleast that's what I've seen

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also, D-I-S-C-O

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my boys name is an acronym

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D & G is also kinda funny

wooden thorn
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Blueford

empty crescent
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Yeah they butchered my boy Bruford’s name 😭

proper swallow
silk quiver
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Flacid pancake

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Like, why?

worn holly
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laem chabang is the real dumbest

lofty pendant
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Soft and Moist 😭

hasty coyote
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'Magnet Magnet' its literally just magnet twice

atomic sequoia
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HIS NAME ISNT MAGNET💔💔💔💔💔

empty crescent
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Accel row

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Imma call it now

cosmic aurora
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also according to my friend “his name is literally Jorge he deserves every bad thing that has ever happened to him.”

clever marsh
low mortar
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In irl prb dio but the number one is pork pie hat kid

late moth
harsh hound
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ion get how higashkata joske is JoJo uk
like JOnathan JOestar, JOseph JOestar, kuJO JOtaro, like all others makes sense
even giorno giovanna in terms of pronunciation, fo joske... it doesn't make sense so ig kinda stupid i donoo

cobalt vigil
harsh hound
cobalt vigil
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yea its mentioned in the first ep by the bullies