#[26/2/14] Who would you ask out on Valentine's Day?
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POLNAREFF
WHY ARE YOU RUINING MY GIFS
I CALL DIBS
I HATE THIS GUY
POLNAREFF IS MINE
He was actually talking about me here you guys just remember it wrong
man look at these discord mods wishing to get a jojos character on valentines š š
this also would never happen
š the actually attractive people with their girlfriends right now
:(
why aren't you with your girlfriend
nobody, i love my gf
Guys, I just had a spine-tingling thought
@pale fable, your Stand Rank is now 2!
Josephs mom
Me
š£ļø
(im a book)

Me I'm bisexual
I prefer men tho so lowkey I don't even count for thisš
(im araki)

lowk no one
Jolyne
bro i feel like i'm one of the five ceasar fans
Uhmmmm to answer the original question
Joseph
ā¤
Or kakyoin lowkey
I love Caesar okāāš
old or young???
also w
Both lowkey
š
I want to be joseph there
I want Joseph š¤¤
im josephs scarf thingy
peak
i mean mikitaka can turn into anything
true
Who is beetroot
uhhhh mikitaka maybe
lmao 3 votes on lisalisa
i am one of them
Me when im the handkerchief mikitaka ate
Oh my god.
or are you
The treasure trove.
My lawyer has advised me not to reply to that
Iggy
do yall think the only reason jotaro went to jolyne was that she has a friend who's marine life???
...
Huh
or did he
Or foo fighters
remind me
Josuke's mom, Shinobu, Jolyne, Holly, Ermes, Trish(I'm a minor leave me alone), The baddies never end!
The dio simp that was blind
Using all the free editing software effects available
what about the girl that dio turned into a vanpire and ate her baby?
FUCK NO I DISCUSSED IT AND IT WAS JOTARO.
pre vampire
Jotaroš
mmm dababy
Im still on dababy car
That would require him to attain a sub 5 second time FIRST dumbass, not just the character as he is
assuming he know how to solve it
If you have to assume he could, he cant
Josukes argument people were making was him using crazy diamond on the cube
josuke can just break it and make it new
but that was a dumb argument
yeah
@gaunt crystal, your Stand Rank is now 7!
how
that was a previous state it had
josuke's stand allows him to repair things
Josuke can return things to previous unbroken states
it doesnt need reparing
he can solve it then break it
not just fixing them
it needs solving
duhhh
Speedwagon
hell, he can just chaneg their shapes outright
if he could fix broken things then he could cure disease
well if they wouldve said that on that day maybe itll be all sunshine lollipos and rainbows
Oh shit that
AH
FUck
You right
dumbass
JOSUKE CAN
speedwagon or kakyoin
no
but the fastest?
both
true
how did bros nose end up upwards
OR vs AND operator
OKay OKAY i get it
Josuke can solve it
but can crazy diamond like instantly fix it?
probably in 2 econds max
Man ask em to open the thread with this again
which is the fastest time an character coudl achieve asuming the already dont have world record times
why is the conversation turned to if josuke can solve a rubix cube???
you could probablly do it in A second if hands weren't so slow
cause someone read my name
Kaato lowkey
from an argument I had with this guy a month ago
maybe in a few years the 2.76 record is broken
MAN its sub 3 now
Made in Heaven Pucci could probably solve one in a quarter of a second
or even less
how
AGAIN
Nah but aint time wonky
his stand amplifies gravity making time speed foward
Time Accel
Actually the monkey could solve it the fast
on his own, Josuke is the fastest
Cause we dont gotta assume
yeah but it bro like a full hour
FAST*
that would make it more time how does he do it in less than a second if seconds are less than a second???
Know what though?
p3 jotaro ezzz
WHo is the first guy jolyne and jtaro fight in p6
bro what pre or post dio
i see my future and itās bright
Johngalli A.?
how though
Lowkey...
hmm, you know what you're right
Jolyne, FooF, or Kyoka Izumi
ffs i thought of ungalo and i was like wtf

gang i'm not to part 6 yet and i understand madein heaven more than my friends
bro, they're bullets, what the fuck do yall think rubik's cubes are made of
youāre in for a lot of more crying btw
kakegurui mashou
If not Pucci I'd say Star Platinum probably, ever seen how fast he did an accurate to life drawing of a fly?, he can probably actually solve it in a quarter of a second
spoilnt
(or literally 0 seconds with timestop)
itās not a spoiler, just a statement
thats also my argument
also crazy diamond is confirmed to be the fastest stand
rubix cube isn't precision like the SP thing
tru,...
Wha
yeah
wtf isnāt it mih tho
the laugh reminded me of it
No it's not????
iām sorry but didnāt literally jotaro constant how his stand is faster than josukes?
Josuke says several times that Jotaro's stand is faster and stronger
in part four he catches one of star platinum's punches
Made in heaven itself isn't faster, but with its stand effect it is
he catches ONE
dude that's not a constant for CD being faster
of his punches
still makes him faster, lot of other variables go into that second punch
jotaro faster
why aren't we saying people from the new universe tho
also not to mention Star Platinum effortlessly defended against all of Josuke's barrage on it's unused state
rabbit and turtle algorithm
you haven't even seen the new universe bro
parts after 6 arenāt from a new universe
i feel like mountain time might be able too
@uneven vortex, your Stand Rank is now 3!
hes boudn to catch one
Myself
you mean achilles and the tortise?
youāve read it wrong
what
wtv it is man i dont rember algorithms Lowest COmmon multiple man
No it doesn't??
yeah
and the universe reset doesnāt change anything
I'm sorry to say but Josuke explicitly says that Jotaro's stand is faster and stronger, several times
ut give new people
@hexed dawn, your Stand Rank is now 3!
itās the same universe, jst pucci deleted
thats the only thing
that makes it the
pucci reset it not deleted
āuniverse resetā
Nope, it's not the same universe, it's in a different one entirely
Ireneverse probably isnt the new universe
It isn't.
you're all misinformed
It's not
from what i know nope? not the new universe
its not an AU?!? isnt it AU and like the puccis reseted universe is the ne with Irene in it and i dont think its the same
Wait wait
i have no idea what's going on
no real connection to the old one
What new universe r u talking about?
i'm out
yes another universe without pucci
Because Pucci died in the uni reset, and he says that everyone that dies during the uni reset is erased
whO is the blind guy dio had in egypt
Wrong argument btw
that is ONE universe, just one of its many phases, this is ANOTHER
I'm aware, the reason he doesn't exist anymore is because he got erased
That was the answer to that question
Ireneverse is the same world as the main one but fucked up by pucci
and sbr is different
right
from that universe dawg.
yes
Ok then my understanding is correct
oops
i forgot that sbr is in a different universe
Yall, Ireneverse is just the og universe without Pucci's influence
we forgive you
iām still sad they ditched the og joestar storyline tho
It's not the same universe btw, the whole time accel until the universe restarts is based on the theory that eventually the universe will get so bloated it'll collapse on itself and restart, so it's a new universe
Now who will you ask out on valentines cause i picked johngalli a
i mean storyline from p1-p6
jotaro p3/rohan kishibe
It's been over TWENTY YEARS AND WE STILL CANT UNDERSTAND WHAT THE IRENEVERSE IS
OMFG

SKILL ISSUE
universe without pucci
i think
THANK YOU
today is a pretty funny day
same timeline or sm
1 universe but pucci did the reset shit
and
sbr is different
like itās the same universe with a modification making it a new one
heās the hottest
FR
ROhan is indeed the hottest
Our King
heās getting so ignored by the fandom for his looks
Cuz sharing is caring
itās such a wasted potential
yessir
I assumed pucci doing it is like the big crunch thing cause gravity
so its the same thing but reemerging
I LOVE HEAVENS DOOR
In conclusion:
It would be so useful
Josuke and his solved rubik's cube are my vanlentine.
i get messages from the stars
Consume
Im the rubiks cube
i fw @dusky ivy you seem chill
the animation explicitly portrays it as going to a different universe
This is the only correct statement in this thread/j
new universe but with the same events and anyone who is erased is replaced by a doppleganger
Rohan would be my first pick but if there were a 2nd or 3rd it would be either yukako or Weather report
wr š¤¤
i hope nobody saw that btw
it was a joke
I saw a glimpse and forgot
re do the joke
yay
i missed it
iād be his blood related sister
Ungalo
@limber gyro, your Stand Rank is now 6!

Ah
ungalo before addiction, those who know
assuming weather report doesnt know at that point right
Ngl, @dusky ivy is chill, but I must always glaze my goat Josuke

right
Hold on this guy knows MF DOOM says so in his bio but he didnāt put it in all caps a shame
respond bro
right
itās more fun knowing we are relatedā¦/j
understandable

Now this is valid
iām just joeking
Joeking
joeking
joestar
Don't you dare use my lords face in vain
joe king

joeking
Joeking gonna be the new phrase
Joeri Jona

i was on josukes left
Josuke's mom, Shinobu, Jolyne, Holly, Ermes, Trish(I'm a minor leave me alone). On top of these of course
on my dead cat it was a phrase before
āyouāre joeking???ā
I cant give up the sweeties
Ahh I see
my friend used to say im shitsing
i wanted to ask if youāre a wlw and after looking at your pronouns in your profile i felt stupid
Secco
Mikitaka
jonathan
WHO WOUSLNT WANNA GO OUT WITH THAT GIANT
Im erina
Exactly brooo
i was so sad when he died
who wasnāt jeez
and confused cause who the other jojo if jojo dead
One of the few moments we all cried (a bit)
I would ask out josuke's mom
he went out in style tho
Okuyasu is that you
wait me too. one of my biggest blessings was the fact i had 0 knowledge of jojo before reading it
i wanna see jonathan doing the josuke hip thing
Maybe
oh yeah..
YEs i saw a gif of jotaro once when i searched jojo but had no idea
i was thinking stuff like when jonathan gonna be in japan with cool hat
YES
Stroheim told me it's peak
poco loco he got money
Erika!
i also kept mixing up joseph and jonathan
Hello MF DOOM
ROHAN!?!?!??!
true but anime kinda had em distinct
YES
big fan
i read before watching
I see 
i didnt know how to pirate mangas back then
i live in balkans, piracy is easy here
my girlfriend if were allowing non jojo stuff
speaking of which Stroheim!
bro just had to flex it
is your valentine?
rahhhh balkans mentioned scream if you love <country>
Lowkey go out with myself cuz other than fictional characters i got no one
nah
my country is the most hated
in balkans generally
serbia
ah
too many nacionalism innit

true serbia i heard it bad
generally donāt support it but wtv one canāt change much
The italian noodle thing joseph charged with hamon at caeser
@dusky ivy, your Stand Rank is now 4!
Id ask it out
best sex of my life
son you funny im friending you
That shit is so stuff wtf
i was always shocked how he got it out of his ass

Just the squeeze and release method bbg
He got Straizo to face a mirror bro
oOoOoOo
his asshole is that big to stuff a laser and keep it in him
Omg
Ermes Costello š¤¤
WTF IS THIS
insane
youre funny too im friending you
bet!
me and hypothetical date going to tonios
yes
Me and josukes rubiks cube at tonios
crazy way to say you're eating out alone
The person witht he cinderella stand
cause the RUBIK'S CUBE IS MINE
first let me her you out
aww i love deku
What r u talking about
gas
avdol
Refer to chats above + WHo cn solve the cube the fastest thread

iām joseph
no
inam
j am
i daid it first
IF i had a piss thing.
Ermes
every jojo characterš„ŗāļøwell except for the orangutan
araki has a piss kink
My mom saw ts and was like, "damn ig they are f-slurs"
ungalo too..?
LOL


He prolly has a hand fetish if anything
he has a rohan fetish
piss, hand, gay, rohan, what else
He doesnāt have a son that has red hair
reliable guys
Where are you talking about? Rakile
theres giorno
bohemian rhapsody
another yellow hair
and one guy l eft
Yasuho. Iām planning on cosplaying as Josuke, so I may have a chance
Cosplay as side character, 146 from part three

where
u said ur better than avdol and i want to see that
in dms
Is he on PAGE 146? Or is he the 146th background character?
Alabasta is excellent, but I prefer Whole Cake Island
"One Piece is peak"
Illuso
I think it's obvious
@stray mica, your Stand Rank is now 5!
NOT NOW, C-MOON
I was trying to send that gif with the message, but I wasnāt able to. I was trying to say āI agree, Whole Cake IS peak.ā
Oh my god, I just realized, I didnāt even tag the person š©
Thatās it, Iām deleting my account for good. Iām ashamed
same here
Youāre the person I was trying to tag, but somehow I forgot to do that lmao
I appreciate it
melone
I canāt find him on the JoJo wiki
hes hot and straight up probably wouldnt say no lol
He would also want to make a baby with your DNA without consent so...
I canāt find him, can you send a picture of him, please?
Abbacchio
It wonāt allow me to send pictures but all you need to do is go to cheer list all JoJoās bizarre adventure characters go to the sixth row and heās the third person there
stroheim
doppio !!
A JJBA character or a real person
someone who is not a fictional 2D character.
strength
Stroheim
@astral nacelle, your Stand Rank is now 3!
jolyne or ermes
call me tomoko the way i be getting freaky with that old man
joseph and/or tequila
Jonathan!
Kakyoin 
My reaaaalll loving real boyfriend (sae itoshi)
foo fighters
lisa lisa any day of the week''
If the answer is guaranteed yes my glorious king lebron
Savannah james had enough fun
My turn
ermes
Toga so mid 
I would say Risotto or Formaggio but theyāre a bit older than meā¦. I guess Mista or Joseph since theyāre more around my age 

depends, if age didn't matter then maybe kakyoin or narancia, but if age DID matter then Trish or maybe Okuyasu
Terunosuke Miyamoto or Melone
uhhhh maybe like Trish or fugo idk man Iām 15
@vast pumice, your Stand Rank is now 17!
Adding onto this, pocoās sister, maybe hazamada, Reimi, or Lucy steel ig
Okuyasu is 15
yeah but but but like how do I say this politely
No
He was indeed 17 at that point in time
DIO was over 100
@supple trail, your Stand Rank is now 1!
Rohan all the way

Nope
- Jotaro was 17 at that time and DIO was over 100
- You forgot they're related as DIO had johnathans body at that time
kakyoin
I'd ask @devout violet frš„


spell jonathan correctly abeg
is this ragebait? šš
DIO was like in his 20s when he was turned into a vampire too
Oh yeah
About 21
š
He needs it 
JOSUKEEEE!!!!
@frozen hatch, your Stand Rank is now 9!
Dibs on Miu Miu
W pick
pack it up we know its you anasui šš
I would ask Johnny
I would ask my bf out ^w^
@warm iris, your Stand Rank is now 2!
My girlfriend Insert Mickey gif

very very nice
FORMAGGIO!
Ngh real
Speedwagon
Gyro š
Speedwagon my pookie wookie hot feet pics giver love him so much ima touch him
tf did i just send
Kira 8
kakyoin or narancia cuz we the same age
i would ask out Guido Mista if he hasnt already been asked out
Mariah š¤¤
narancia
Idk
Wamuu, my sweetheart my f/o ā¤ļø ā¤ļø close second would be Avdol
@burnt breach, your Stand Rank is now 2!
joni joestar
abbachio
bruno buttirati
rohan
casear
i havent mentioned any women
lisa lisa
hot pants but i dont think im her type (she likes women)
yostuyu yamagama
dragona
key west (she also likes women so ig she is saying no)
kakyoin maybe
nah he too young i think
nvm that one
melone ngl
foofighters
marashone
or however its spelt
GWESS
def gwess
maybe magenta magenta
big mayabe
kiras wife shinabo
she seems really nice
JOHN GALLI A
dio duh
pucci i think i would be good friends with but idk not like that
OYEOCOMOVA
kei she seems interesting
kaato too
haato i think would be friends but not that far
Or my glorious king Axl Ro
so true wamuu
My glorious king Kakyoin or my beautiful king bruno
Kakioyn (I canāt spell)
I feel like Polnareff would be a good option
or Avdol
F.F. too
Iād pick mista
@primal tide, your Stand Rank is now 1!
Giorno maybe
Myself
WHY AM I SECOND THOUGHT
Rohan so that I can get early access to manga
Dil
dio brando
Someone funny...
Idkk
Okuyasu
If i was obligated to, myself, else, no one
I would obviously ask out speedwagon (the only correct answer, fight me if you think otherwise)
ermes please lemme hit š¤¤š¤¤š¤¤š¤¤
jotaro's grandma
the funny one
IRENE 100%
jolyne
Josuke 100%
Yashuo
WHICH STAND ARE YOU CRACKING / GETTING CRACKED BY THE HARDEST
4
14
3
Stone Free
WHO is beeter
3
3
1
Lisa Lisa
361054789876056064
naisu
cioccolata
you're gonna have to share with Secco tho
even better
let me in there
Elliot but be rejected me
me
Lisa Lisa