#[26/2/9] If every Stand was an animal, which animal would they be?
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HI
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THIRD I GUESS FUCK
6th
Zo hando would be ants
first haha 
the fool would be a dog
STAR PLATINUM IS PATRICK
Star Platinum would 100% be a mantis shrimp
jeremiah
Wait that's smart
Killer queen is a cat
@left bloom, your Stand Rank is now 3!
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Crush would be a shark
king crimson would me a scorpion
The World tho
We all know what animal d4c is going to be 😭😭🙏
and ratt would be a.. rat
Heck no
Golden Experience will probably shapeshift into whatever it's creating because
No way🤯🤯🤯
the world would be a lion? why idk
Kira = cat
gonna be a chimera or sum
magicians red would be a falcon
Soft and Wet would be a tardigrade
d4c rabbit
Made in heaven
Hm killer queen
ladybug
soft and wet would be a robot
unicorn 💔
The glaze isnt thag crazy bro give it up
a Cat fr
@buoyant smelt, your Stand Rank is now 1!
Hierophant is an octopus
the fool would be a dog
Tower of gray will be a beetle 👀
Magician Red as a turkey?
Neguet de macumba
Which stand will be fish
silver chariot would be an armadillo
Ball Breaker would be a Bug
actually soft and wet would be a bubble machine
the world would be an eagle
ummm i think….i think clash would be a shark yknow
falcon is more fitting since egypt is an arabic country
Tusk act 1 would be an axolotl
That captain in part 3 I guess ?
thats not an animal
captain tennille
the glaze will never end
Goldendog (Golden Wind)
pretty sure it is bud i saw one outside once
star platinum would be a dolphine...
holy cow
Why do I feel like D4C would be some fucked up lookin rabbit, not a regular one but a fucked up looking one
sheer heart attack would be a roomba
tusk act 4 would be an elephant
catch the rainbow would be a slug
no tusk act 4 would be a drill
weather report would be a snail
am i atleast second????
stand usar
drill?
yeah cause drills spin
GIGA
DRILL
stone free would be a fish of some kind
no weatehr report would be
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA
wrong
TOUCH THE UNTOUCHABLE
stone free would be a yarn
SEE THE INVISIBLE
BREAK THE UNBREAKABLE
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER
a yarn isnt an animal...
bruh yes it is
have you ever seen an elephant and a yarn in the same room
exactly
no
king crimson would be a lion.
Echoes maybe a dolphin or a whale hehe
no its because elephants dont...
This got me out of my depression
shoulda been rossius bum ass
nvm im not even gonna say anything
Harvest would be ants
I'll always remember this anime
its because yarn is an animal
thats why cats play with a yarn
I’m real
hierophant green would be an octopus
squirrel would probably be a tree nut
This u ?
yes
lion would be a gazelle
Heaven's door would be an elephant
elephant would be a crow
TA4 fits that better imo
Stone Free would be a spider
ngl the boat stand from the monkey (i didnt forget the name trust)
would be a blue whale
Filthy acts at a reasonable price would be a bald eagle
stone free would be a yarn bud
nope
it would be a boat
strength?
itd be an orangutan
I feel like kiss would be a sticker
obv
ye
Star platinum would be a gorilla
actually jojolion is my favorite part
Uhhh
You know ball
@unkempt oyster, your Stand Rank is now 2!
silver chariott would be some royal animal
nope star platinum would be a boxing glove
I think the world would be an angry yellow gorrila
like a peacock or sm
no he would be a sword
no hed be a clock
Sword fish
Silver chariot would be a secretary bird
No
Yes
just a sword
Thats magicians red
Zoological elite ball knowledge ?
thats why polnareff grabbed that sword
that bird would be a drill
hes connecting with his spirit animal
Polnareff would be a French flag and sliver chariot would be a spork
Ok
Pikachu
polnareff would be a turtle
Killer Queen is either a Bombardier Beetle or an Exploding Ant
He would
pikachu is dead bruh
It all adds up
no he wouldnt
stone free would be a spider monkey
No cuz like think about it
Tower Of Gray would be a stag beetle
wrong
He's
A Bullet Ant
A turtle
Yo wait that works
stone free is a yarn
no it doesnt
mih will be a horse
Yoshis woolie world reference
killer queen is a bomb
peak
mih 🥀
Alright then uhh
Pikachu
Cat
Stop being negative bro it's not positive
U know ball gif
cat isnt an animal bud
Is bro stupid
Echoes would be an African grey parrot
A Harpy eagle is way better
sorry english is my first language
or..
What about act 2 and 3
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Act 2 would be a kite
coco jumbo would be a turtle 
idiots
bud
turtles arent animals
Would act 3 just be choatzu 🤔
A kite is a bird
for real
ok well remeber
Weather Report is a Groundhog cause Groundhog Day
groundhogs are items
stop
A pelican
you arent doing the qotd right
Act 1 would be Apollo act 2 would be Alex and Act 3 would be mutant with an enlarged syrinx
Ohhh I see
I ask you to kindly look up what an animal is
dont strange me
theyre a key item so I'd say it's fine
an animal is a person place or thing
weather report would be Aegithalos caudatus japonicus
Hmm
true that
No
yes
More like a Ankylosaurus huh
"A living organism that feeds on organic matter, typically having specialized sense organs and nervous system and able to respond rapidly to stimuli" Absorb this smart like a sponge
@fossil thorn, your Stand Rank is now 4!
incorrect
Animals are verbs because you can say that you're apeing something
He doesn't have a brain
nah
We are bio nerds
wow
I could tell
yeah animals dont have brains
because they are drills and or yarn
ok I think I get it
How about making star platinum into a allosaurus
so bastet would be an electrical outlet
a e i o u
so my bed is a animal ?
yeah you got it
Magicians red would a bombardier beetle
It already is one
fuck no bro
Hm
beds are single cellular organisms
my laptop ?
idk what you're talking about
dont play dumb with me
First
Star platinum could maybe be a sperm whale
sperm whales arent animals
You all are making my British Trumpet melt
Nothing is stronger than a sperm whale
2 sperm whales
Stop saying SPERM WHALE
actually yes something is
SpongeBob is
because they arent animals
the world is a big scary dog, but once you get to know it it’s not that bad
No cause it's Sperm Whale
you guys need to go back to school
Green Day would be a parasite
Star Platinum = Dolphin
It's just what it's called
can we do the qotd right
Am i a verb ?
no we're doing it left
The World would be a lion, I feel like
Fine Cordyceps would be Green Day
I think Killer Queen would be a dog tbh
nope
dogs are noun
Probably a guy named joe
Wut
cordyceps arent even animalia
I
Fine since you want a specific answer
Ok
Red Hot Chilli Peppers = Chicken/Cock
chicken isnt animal
?
Animals aren't nouns??? 😭
chicken is noun
chicken is food
When a Cordyceps takes over an insect so it’s technically one being
Say an animal then
The tower is a hard one but i think it would be a black soldier fly
Oh fr
the hand would b a praying mantis
@misty tapir, your Stand Rank is now 4!

I think it'd be a guy named joe
its adv
drill or a yarn
Hieropanth Green would be a lizard
Hmm
lizard is a verb
I might have to disagree
Highway star would be a dik-dik
I will lizard you if you don't stop with the ragebait right now
Giant squids can take on sperm whales
dih dih
i’m not ragebait i
White Album = 🐧
autocorrect
killer Queen is literally a cat
Omg yes
penguin emoji is an animal
cat is not an animal tho
cat is a verb
oi @novel flume
I got you
Sperm whales get discovered with like hundreds of giant squid beaks in their stomach
Which animal would be a mantis shrimp
.
Mb
Uhhh
chihuahua
Hm
Orange
mantis shrimp isnt animal
kq would be uh one of those
Star Platinum I guess ?
bald cats
Tusk act 4 would be a racoon
wonder of u would be a dice
no star platinum is boxing glove
its not though
Unpopular opinion I think rage bait is a made up term created by a person who just couldn't pull off satire correctly/well
and mantis shrimp hit crazy in short speeds
I'll strangle you right here
does this look like an animal to you
Maybe mantis shrimp would be made in heaven
STOP DOING THE QOTD WRONG
yeah those beerus cats the bald ones whatever
Made in heaven is like a marlin or peregrine
THATS NOT AN ANIMAL
Or a mako shark
NOT ANIMAL
those aren't even real
Wrong isn't an animal that's a noun
thats an animal tho
ZA WARDO WILL BE CHICKEN
@old sequoia, your Stand Rank is now 1!
i know bro
Idiots really do exist huh
yes you
Let the zoology nerds discuss shit
Dragon's Dream = Komodo dragon
Hm
boi i’m legit work at a zoo
Made in heaven it's an ant
@obtuse matrix, your Stand Rank is now 1!
Jeje
atleast i do in the summer
Idk if anyone’s said this yet but tusk would be a walrus
Doesn't mean you know zoology
blud
As the fucking animals that get tested on maybe
That's part time cro 💔
no because animals are a yarn or a drill
its still a job
Purple haze would be a raging chimpanzee
what kind of zoos do you go to where they experiment on the animals 🥀
Inland taipan
uhh
The one in penguins of Madagascar
d4c looks like a rabbit or something probably idk
i know what an animal is dont worry guys
Lynx ?
Smooth operators would be this
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Is this English?
hmm
Zoology
I'd rather have a conversation via email with Epsteïn
Ok
Its a snake
Ohhh
bud i’m just making the joke
taipan is a place probably
nah snake is adverb
i mean scary monsters is already
I see this guy everywhere
usagi understands me
dunno about the stands, but I'd be a polar bear if I had to
they hate us cause they ain't us
Polar bears aren't a stand they're an animal
for real bruh
That says a lot if the lobotomized understand you
we’ve reached a higher level of understanding
whitesnake would be
Hmm
I feel like sex pistols would be an archerfish
Yeah
I think tower of gray would be a tower
emperor would be a gun I think
You're onto smth
@tidal lynx, your Stand Rank is now 6!
magicians red would be
What would paisley park be
A fish
A magician
a map
Pigeon
Star Platinum - Tiger or Lion
That fish from part 5 would be a fish I think
The lack of intellect here is concerning
THE ORANGUTAN
I think he would be a dolphin
It would be a pigeon
fish is a food not a animal
A dogfish
Star platinum would be a dolphin
hermit purple would be
Pigeons know their routes very well
WAS THAT A BENJAMMINS GIF
Most Jjba fans can only form coherent thoughts 3 out of the 7 days in a week
bro used a benjammins gif are we fr
am dien
I used a benjammins gif
Boo
No babyface in laptop mode would be a pigeon
Because pigeons are robot cameras
Trust
K
Hi dien
C moon would be?
A goat
C
A Mudfish
a rock.. e
Trying to remember what it's called but like it's the domestic Rock Dove
last time I checked the moon is cheese
araki..
And what climbs rocks? Goats
Jeez
You're a pre med too ?
Then why's it got more pull than you lil bro
No I'm going to culinary school
So cmoon is the goat
what would gold Experience even be
oh
I got a cousin named that
its alr
It would be a cucumber
bro pet shop would be a pet shop
your cousin is named domestic rock dove?
folk
Oh shit you're right
Like a ladybug or something
After culinary school I'm finishing a food science degree
Its literally a golden eagle
Yes
tuff
I dont like my answer i take it back it makes too much sense
what would king crimson be
Would what sx pistols be
with its ugly ass
Crimson
Queen Elizabeth
True
A pistol
I was thinking bees
An American
Prob an archerfish
what would ball breaker be
A ball
a ball
type shit
More so the emperor I think
Lobster
Star Platinum Fish...I guess
Or a crab
Little feet would be my hg
How real ones kiss their homies gn
@daring zodiac, your Stand Rank is now 13!
What would dark blue moon be
Cuz they have the same face
a moon also
An ostrich
Harvest would literally just like be leaf cutter ants
Guys cmon the answer is in the name
Yeah
I think harvest already is meant to be ant-like too
Naw it'd be my pet rock
Crazy Turtle
He is on a string
a spider is a bug so that's not a animal 🧠
Bullet ants wouldnt be enough of a pushover to fit in think
I will cutely summon 12,000 harvests inside of your lungs
Wait
I've seen this somewhere
Wonder of U in my opinion would be a chicken but specifically the one that crossed the road
At leastbros cute abt it
The Fool would be a dog
would gold Experience be a ladybug
No
I have a cousin named that
Tusk would be an elephant
I must carry on mozz's legacy
Not really funny dude
Rat Vasectomy?
Red Hot Chili Peppers a cheeta
Crazy diamond would be a Sumatran Orangutan
but I can feel my influence slipping away
A random roundworm in a rats vasectomy
Holy crap guys
A Silverback gorilla
The boat would be an orangutan
is he dumb why is he using the hammer wrong
what would the world be
Orangutans can fix things as shown in the gif and some zoological studies have shown using macerated leaves on wounds
A fly
Humming bird
Greater apes do that all the time
all of them would be cats and jojo's bizzare adventure would be jojo's neko kawaii nyan kitty adventure
i guess
Bonobos can be suitable too
that was NOT the wind
son
yoooo don't leak my face reveal bruh
The wind
why he look like mlk junior
Bonobo would have to be the stand of a freaky character
like strength
FIRST LETS GOOOO
😭
WTF
fella
yooooooo stop leaking meee
Lowk
😢
Bro.
The Wind: ts was NOT me

Idk what y'all on abt
the drake leaks 😭
The wind : I'm tired of y'all blaming me bro 💔
The winds are strong
A mammal i think
@lilac relic, your Stand Rank is now 10!
yellow temperance would be a yellow
what about soft & wet
Which one
what would it be
There's a lot
A tardigrade
Hermit purple would be an octopus because it's good at grabbing things with tendrils and makes u smart
That crap was NOT me
With how it bends reality n shit
mr president
I think king crimson would be a mountain lion
Tortoise
Hmm
D4c is bouta be a rabbit
what stand would be a cockroach
bro has "cool animals" pulled up on the second monitor ✌️
just posting to post bro 
..
I've got a dictionary by oxford dude
Then what was it
I know my shit
Not me that’s for sure
November rain would be
ITS COME BACK
rain
something
the fool
And I thought I was schizophrenic
bro stray cat would be
a flower
Flower is a verb
nah flower is animal Google it
Google is a noun
true
that doesn't look good he should go to a hospital
Im lowkirkologicalstentally going insane 😭
Tenma go to the hospital yo🥀
like genkeyflowsahurlowhighenuinely bro
@keen tiger, your Stand Rank is now 4!
: (
@wise marsh
hanged man would probably be a reflection
idk what purple haze would be
@solar pelican, your Stand Rank is now 2!
lesgo
I think the hustle is a muscles but not the ocean kind cause that's a crustacean or smth
a horse
the hand would be uhh
those shrimps with a bigger hand than the other
whatever those are called
The hand would be a sloth because it is slow
Sone sort of omnivore, primate maybe
Diver down would be an octopus
British people
Mr president would be a turtle
yo what
notorious big would be uhhh
Aerosmith= bird
ditto the Pokémon
blobfish
Bacteria
foo fighters
i think tusk act 4 could be a elephant
Does this mean notorious big can breed with anything?
now I will leave
Spice girl a cat perhaps
I wonder what animal would magician's red be
i dont know bro idk
and stray cat too
fried chicken
i thiink za worldo would be a tiger or cheetah
Definetly…… a sea lion
I like to think star platinum would be starmie, a starfish
yeah bro what would killer Queen be
Maybe a fish?
A cat!!
ofcourse a black cat
that killer bunny
d4c
Definitely a dog
yea makes more sense
What would hey ya be…
Parrot
Ez
stickbug?
Perhaps
What's his Stand again
something sound related
Uhhh something with silence
in a silent way
In a silent way
that one
echoes would be a frog

True
hm
crazy diamond is giving betta fish
Hermit purple a spider? 🕷️
Hierophant Green turns to elephant gray
both because of the stages thing and the suitcase scene
I'm thinking smtg poisonous and deadly like a spider or a snake
Killer queen would probably be a dog
Golden experience perhaps some insect idk
Ladybug
Rhino beetle
A porcupine, try to attack it and it'll hurt you instead
Silver chariot would be a wasp or hornet!
Maybe jail house lock actually since it pretty much lobotomises you
Killer queen is already a cat tho
If its not a dog ill riot
A slippery dick
Hedgehog
AYO
it's a fish

what about the sun
Stone Free would be a sheep cuz it can then unravel its wool into string. 
Sun bear
Would za warudo be a cheetah....
mih too
Horse
And the world alternate universe a jaguar
Peak
scary monsters: chicken
King crimson would be a fish, hornet or smth
.
What about Johnny's stand
What animal spins really fast
,,What came first: egg or chicken“ ahh
Armadillo idk?
I just remembered humans count as animals
Scientifically accurate Scary Monsters
tower of gray?
Would C-moon be a kangaroo?
Rhinoceros beetle
White snake would be a snake
A white snake
Killer queen is a cat
An anaconda
why not a pale snake?
It's already stag beetle
An orange
spiral staircase
Silver chariot would be a human
Nah he would be a wasp or a bee
Or hornet
Something that stings
Yk bc it has a sword
Smart
Anubis is a dog
Yea
Hierophant green would be a spider
Make every stand a cat
Clash a cat?
how about we make you a cat
catfish
Yes make them all cats
Already am (check pfp)
Yeah!
Double cat
How abt we turn you into a dog and execute it
Superfly would be a either a fly or an elephant
Meow meow
Bro think he Dio
it would be either a fly or a super
Weather report would be a skunk
It would be a tripod fish, since they just sit and wait for something to wind up next to them to eat
Who randomized the sfx?
Bad company as an ant colony
Harvest as bees
Yuh
I can tell
ik
Wanna be my valentine? (No homo)
Yuh (Full homo)
I want to take back my question
Too late now
Fuck…
you're mine, big boy
Im getting the BBC 😭
SEA STAR PLATINIUM
crow
Kenny G’s stand would be a fucking rat since his stand is literally making fake ass walls
Nah make it a rooster
Cuz it's FRENCH
Soft & Wet would probably be Blobfish
death 13 would be a bear
@onyx parrot, your Stand Rank is now 2!
Killer Queen would be a cat
Killer queen already is a cat 😔
Killer Sphinx
Spice girl would be a Panther lwk and Stone free would be a butterfly (struggling to break out of a chrysalis or smth) or a water octopus🙏🥹
20th Century Boy would be an Immortal Jellyfish
Magician's red would he a bird
hirophant green would probably be a snake
Silver Hedgehog
Pet shops stand might be a bird idk
@chrome thunder, your Stand Rank is now 8!
The world would be a lion
@heavy cypress, your Stand Rank is now 9!
Hierophant Green is a snake
Yoooo we had the same idea
Hierophant butterfly
Nah bad company would be ants
Killer cat
We all agre killer queen is a sphynx cat
@summer warren, your Stand Rank is now 1!
chimp platinum

Killer cat
star platinum would be a gorilla and the world would be a shark
Star platinum would def be a pistol shrimp
first
oh
chimp cos they are smart and books make you look smart and rohan is smart
Ger would be a spino
Bad company would be any sort of ant species simply because ant colonies actually start wars with other ant colonies.
And Purple Haze would be a spitting cobra because they spit at you to blind you and I feel like that's pretty similiar to Purple Haze's virus foam coming out of it's mouth.
Dragon's Dream would definitely be a crocodile monitor lizard because croc monitor's can be dangerous if you don't know how to handle them, but if you do - they can be quite nice.
second
Actually I think magicians red would probably be a bearded vulture but only because I think it looks cool
no, Magician's Red would definetly be some sort of Terror Bird. Magician's Red almost looks like a Terror Bird and Terror Bird's were very formidable.
Biased. /j 
Uhh Strength would be a whale
Made in heaven horse
I feel like Magicians Red would be some kind of bird, not sure though
D4C is an eagle
Actually no because they were from the Americas
@ebon remnant, your Stand Rank is now 1!
Scary Monsters would definitely be a kangaroo 
Harvest would be ants
D4c is a bunny
i think that hermit purple would prolly be a snake or some kinda tree animal
fr
gang what

Hermit purple would be a frog
@hollow jewel, your Stand Rank is now 2!
Idc
ok sigma
Soft and wet would be a hangfish (slime)
y?
Beach boy is a tapeworm
first
Killer queen would be a bobcat or a lynx
Something dangerous but also small and stealthy
D4c = walrus
The world would be a lion
king crimson should be
I have no idea
Orca?
Cuz like orcas lowkenuinely just Maul sharks
Scary af
Hear me out
Tower of grey should be a fly
the hand monkey
purple haze would be the stray cat on my street that keeps trying to kill me when I pet it
elaborate
Nah, I'd won't 
ah damn
White snake a raccoon
@tired mountain, your Stand Rank is now 7!
I think Stone Free would be a spider
stray cat is a cat
Human
Hierophant green would be a snake
tower of grey would be a fly
Egg
Purple haze squid
@split nest, your Stand Rank is now 7!
Wait why is this actually good
because it is
Fugo's would be a dog with rabies💔
ummmmmm i dunno
crazy daimond would a salmon
soft and wet would be a crab that blows bubbles
mikitaka could fr be an amoeba
magicians red is now an ostrich
no shit
