[26/1/29] What weapon would each JoJo and villain use?

[gilded niche]

jotaro pulls out a gun

[proper herald]

hi

[visual otter]

a mallet

[vague isle]

Hmm

[proper anvil]

A

[cold nebula]

Dio stop sign

[spice bloom]

Fourth

[steel canopy]

Funny valentine + a revolver

[north perch]

Kira uses a knife

[stone bluff]

Demon core

[distant lotus]

Pucchi using a Glock

[foggy wyvern]

diavolo would use a dagger or brass knuckles

[proper herald]

dio would probably use knives i wonder why

[formal heron]

gaunlets for joot

[rain swift]

@formal heron, your Stand Rank is now 2!

[drifting aspen]

Jolyne would use her rights as a floridian and pull at a shotgun

[humble wing]

I feel like Johnathan would have clackers but that’s just me

[flint copper]

No Joseph uses a gun

[vagrant hamlet]

IM LATE NOOOO?!!

[hearty junco]

Dio should use a sniper

[bleak wave]

Nah Kira has a back pocket RPG.

[primal charm]

Secco would use rocks and probably a metal pipe

[rain swift]

@bleak wave, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[safe shore]

jolyne would use a butterfly knife

[humble wing]

Pucci would have a pistol

[midnight saffron]

Summon pissing Mario to beat him with his shlong

[distant lotus]

Hey guys 😘 😘

[north perch]

Puchi uses mf waiting

[wooden glade]

Dio knives because he's briish

[distant lotus]

[humble wing]

Giorno would have nothing

[vagrant hamlet]

oh

[spring jungle]

Id use salt

[low wolf]

I feel like Doppio would use a water gun

[worn chasm]

not first

[humble wing]

Uh… Radiohead pfp

[north perch]

DIO USES A STICK BC THATS WHAT HE USED IN PART 1

[upbeat temple]

Dio, Sword
Kars, doesnt need one
Kira, Knife
Diavolo, a Tommy Gun
Pucci, a holy Sword or something

[vagrant hamlet]

i would use myself as explosion pew

[distant lotus]

And hikaru

🤑

[spring jungle]

Salt would be good

[vagrant hamlet]

[vague isle]

Honestly anything counts as a weapon if Joseph’s using it

[spring jungle]

Especially against Joseph

[humble wing]

Idk Hikaru, only the head of radios

[sonic hare]

Joseph's plot armor is the weapon

[north perch]

Diavalo uses his lackies

[flint copper]

Jonathan: Brass Knuckles
Joseph: Tommy Gun
Jotaro: A Bat
Josuke: Nunchucks (Dunno)
Giorno: Beretta Pistols
Jolyne: Switchblade

[distant lotus]

😮‍💨 sigh

[peak grove]

Jotaro and jolyne would both have guns

[slow plover]

1. Sword (duh) Eyeball lasers
2. Clackers (duh) bird talons
3. Gun. Eyeball lasers again
4. Baseball bat. Knife
5. Gun again. Arrow
6. Prison shiv. Crucifix

[spring jungle]

Tommygun trick be like

[peak grove]

Like father like daughter

❤️‍🩹

[random wagon]

The president of America 🦅 will use the gun of justice

[alpine patrol]

johnny use his wheel chair and funny valentine use a flag pole

[granite marsh]

Johnathan: A Sword
Joseph: Clackers
Jotaro: Gauntlets
Josuke pt4: A nursery kit (why? Yes)
Giorno: A Stick
Jolyne: A whip
Johnny: His Wheelchair (cause why not?)
Josuke pt.8: A bubble gun
Jodio: An umbrella

[distant lotus]

What abt Jodio, johnny and josuke

[sonic hare]

Mf pulled a tommy gun out of his ass abd proceeded to never use it again

[humble wing]

Why tf is everyone saying Jotaro would have a gun? He doesn’t look like it to me

[hot lake]

Joseph would use a Tommygun

[peak grove]

SECOND AMENDMENT!!! 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[humble wing]

Joseph would have a gun

[hot lake]

This guy gets it

[distant lotus]

Ah

[humble wing]

What’s Hikaru tho

[flint copper]

Johnny gets spiked wheels
Josuk8 gets an Anchor
Jodio gets a metal pipe

[north perch]

Can Johnny joestar throw his wheelchair with spin?

[spring jungle]

Could've shot kars @vagrant hamlet

[peak grove]

https://tenor.com/view/jotaro-kujo-jojo's-bizarre-adventure-jojo-ova-jjba-1993-gun-gif-6538832872343647358

[rustic jewel]

Jonathan : Brass knuckles
Dio : Knifes
Joseph : Clackers
Kars : Blades from his arms
Jotaro : Brass knuckes
Dio part 3 : More knifes
Josuke : Unbreakable diamonds
Kira : Bombs
Giorno : Stick
Diavolo : Shoes
Jolyne : String
Pucci : Crucifix

[humble wing]

No like one of his poses he’s making a finger gun so lowk makes sense in my head

[north cliff]

Kishibe Rohan would use a baretta m9

[humble wing]

Iggy would have a knife that he holds by biting on it

[random wagon]

His heart is utterly unclouded

[distant lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/tshd-hikaru-the-summer-hikaru-died-the-summer-gif-10467812721103735426

[humble wing]

Kinda like Zacian

[humble wing]

Oh the skinwalker guy

[north perch]

WAIT

[teal agate]

Johnathan uses pluck, Joseph has clackers and a tommy, Jotaro would use brass knuckles, josuke kinda guy to have a switchblade knife, giorno would have ebony and ivory type shit, Jolyne would have either a shank, or brass knuckles from jotaro.

[north perch]

DIO WOULD USE A FLINTLOCK

[humble wing]

OMG I FORGOT HE DOES FHAT

[hot lake]

Yeah, he also literally uses a Tommygun against Straizo

[humble wing]

😭😭

[heavy talon]

Joseph using Tommy gun. Hmmm sounds familiar

[wraith wigeon]

I feel like Josuke might use hairspray and a lighter but idk

[sand grotto]

Pesci will use a fishing rod

[rain swift]

@heavy talon, your Stand Rank is now 5!

[peak grove]

Now that half his hair is gone?

[humble wing]

You’re just imagining things bro

[humble wing]

Ong

[sand grotto]

Because pesci is cool and he will use a fishing rod

[random wagon]

The summer he turned gay

[distant lotus]

"skinwalker guy"

[teal agate]

Johnny would have an ye olden gun. Gappy would have a bubble blower. And Jodio would have a Glock

[north cliff]

Joseph would use a tommy gun if he figured out how to infuse it with hamon

[distant lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/yoshiki-hikaru-the-summer-hikaru-died-bl-listen-gif-5462261320177132571

[sand grotto]

Musta will have a gun

[humble wing]

Pesci my no-chin goat

[rain swift]

@humble wing, your Stand Rank is now 3!

[distant lotus]

Heh heh I'm better

[humble wing]

Isn’t he the skinwalker guy?

[north cliff]

I feel like Johnny obviously would use an expensive engraved colt revolver

[random wagon]

He got a fresh haircut by the pink fridge 😭

[distant lotus]

He is...😔

[alpine patrol]

gappy use a bubble blower and tooru use a crutches

wait no

[sand grotto]

Two yellow

[humble wing]

Ts question made me wanna be active here lowk

[alpine patrol]

wonder of u hat

[peak grove]

Someone NEEDS to draw that 🥀🙏

[sand grotto]

Ball cancer

[distant lotus]

But I am the original

[random wagon]

Okay nvm the summer hikeru got freaky

[humble wing]

What show is he from tho

[peak grove]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-expansion-gif-13355111746339880966

[north cliff]

Really good colt revolvers were a status symbol in the USA during the time period where SBR takes place

[proper anvil]

Phantom Blood
Johnathan - Pluck
Dio - His Fists
Battle Tendency
Joseph - Tommy Gun or Hamon Infused Clackers
Kars - His Blades
Ulf Kars - Fuckers presence
Stardust Crusader
Jotaro - Ora
DIO - MUDAAAA
Diamond Is Unbreakable
Josuke - Yo... Angelo
Kira - Wata Shima Kira..
Golden Wind
Giorno - Frog
Diavolo - Spears ( I hope someone gets the Youtuber ref )
Stone Ocean
Jolyne - Ora
Pucci - Pistol or Knifes
( Not doing Manga for now )

[rain swift]

@proper anvil, your Stand Rank is now 5!

[random wagon]

Lol fr 😂

[woven delta]

jonathans either using a musket or boxing gloves

[distant lotus]

The summer hikaru died

[humble wing]

https://tenor.com/view/miwa-kasumi-jujutsu-kaisen-reaction-gif-12406028587070633237

[azure wigeon]

i can see everyone pulling out a gun

[humble wing]

I don’t want Ball cancer

💔

[brisk herald]

diavolo would usse a scythe

[sand grotto]

Hol horse will use a gun

[humble wing]

Bro literally died 💔

[random wagon]

AMERICA

SBR

[sand grotto]

A stand that removes cancer

[knotty lance]

Joseph literally uses balls in pt 2 bro 🥹

[rain swift]

@knotty lance, your Stand Rank is now 7!

[proper anvil]

During Summer

[sand grotto]

Wait wrong qotd

[north cliff]

Imagining Jonathan getting out a old timey smoothbore hunting rifle

[distant lotus]

STOP USING MY NAME

[proper anvil]

Check mah list yo 🥹

[sand grotto]

67

[humble wing]

What will it do with the cancer tho?

[sage sluice]

Jonathan: Sword
Dio: dagger
Joseph: machine gun
Kars: uuuuuh idfk
Jotaro: glock
Josuke: blank pistol
Kira: mortar/grenade launcher
Jolyne: Glock
Pucci: sniper

[proper anvil]

Throw it onto people

[distant lotus]

Erased

[random wagon]

Na

[humble wing]

That’s so smart lowk

[azure wigeon]

imagine someone tells jonathan to pull out a gun and bro pulls out a fucking slingshot

[pearl fern]

Kira does drone strikes like Obama

[clever jackal]

dio would use a knife

[sand grotto]

Forget it, that was a joke from a QOTD in the past

[strange echo]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-lock-lockpickinglawyer-lego-gun-control-gun-gif-21774118

[clever jackal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1455636169910911232/1456999933961044073/attachment.gif

[waxen cliff]

Joseph uses clackers

[formal drum]

Jonathan: european sword

Joseph: tommy gun

Jotaro: brass knuckles or a baseball bat with wire

Josuke: wireless baseball bat

Giorno: pocketknife and a glock

Jolyne: an improvised knife made in prison

Johnny: colt revolver

Gappy: crowbar

Jodio: slingshot or pocketknife

[proper anvil]

Ikr

[hollow goblet]

Joseph's case would be a Tommy Gun

[sand grotto]

Boingo would use a manga

[strange echo]

Jodio's fav weapon would be a ar 15

[proper anvil]

Jonathan would use Pluck

[strange echo]

lore acc

[distant lotus]

Kars would use a knife arm thingy

[proper anvil]

Reavers

[sand grotto]

Jotaro would use a stand

[clever jackal]

gappy would use a shovel

[random wagon]

joseph using the Tommy gun

[distant lotus]

Stop using my identity

[strange echo]

https://tenor.com/view/london-knife-meme-gif-26118846

[waxen cliff]

Jotaro going to fight Dio with the Granny baseball bat:

[sand grotto]

A stand user will use a stand
A weapon user will use a stand
A stand will use a stand user

[north cliff]

I feel like baseball bat is logical for Jotaro its a common weapon for Japanese delinquents

[sand grotto]

67

[random wagon]

That's the British Dio

[proper anvil]

MY LIST HAD Ora for Jotaro and MUDAAAAA for DIO

[sand solstice]

Jonathan would use a sword

[strange echo]

Oh yeah

[distant lotus]

STOP USING MY IDENTITY

[proper anvil]

Pluckkkkk

[proper anvil]

What

[sand grotto]

Yes

[random wagon]

The American one uses gun 😭

[sand grotto]

Copy cat

[alpine patrol]

josuke would use a bullet and a marble

[strange echo]

Holy fuck

I used a benjammins gif

[distant lotus]

GO BACK TO BEING YOURSELF

[glossy fable]

joseph and his tommy gun

[proper anvil]

Pressureeeee

[strange echo]

Never again

[proper anvil]

Or Hamon infused Clackers

[wanton mauve]

Jojo: tommy gun

[sand grotto]

I'm the original yellow guy @distant lotus don't let this man fool you

He's a faker

[distant lotus]

Clanker balls

[mild tulip]

Johnny would use his toenails

[distant lotus]

Die

[north cliff]

Gappy would use a fucking grenade or maybe a claymore

[proper anvil]

Ong

[random wagon]

Exactly what I said best gun ever

[alpine patrol]

yellow temperance ahh

[strange echo]

https://tenor.com/view/oso-godzilla-oso-godzilla-osogodzilla-gif-8233341384189980876

[north cliff]

That dude does not fuck around

[strange echo]

Who lowkirkenuinely is bro

[pseudo hornet]

Iggy would use a grenade, trust

[rain swift]

@pseudo hornet, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[distant lotus]

[pearl fern]

Pucci would use like a sacrificial dagger or like a whip

[wanton mauve]

i thought you were the fake hedgehog around?

[wanton mauve]

xd

[glossy fable]

#bringhamonback 🙏

[proper anvil]

His fart would kill tbh

[wanton mauve]

🔥

[distant lotus]

Decade

[proper anvil]

Yes

[random wagon]

TASK ACT 4 SPIN HIS ⚽⚽

[strange echo]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-fart-funny-goofy-minion-fart-gif-17836528

[north cliff]

Poison gas attack

[pearl fern]

Tooru just pushes people off buildings and stuff

[serene grail]

Jotaro to hol horse: so it’s the same type of stand as star platinum?

[sand grotto]

Bringing kamen rider into jjba
#shit
#copycat
#kys

[strange echo]

Weaponized farts

[pearl fern]

Purple haze

[proper anvil]

Like Purple Haze

[pearl fern]

Requiem

[distant lotus]

Gabagool

[alpine patrol]

calamity but it does not work ahh

[pearl fern]

Yes

[placid lantern]

Jonathan seems like a hammer guy, maybe hell use speedwagons hammer
Joseph already uses the tommy gun
Jotaro is a fists guy but following his archetype hed probably use a club
Josuke would akso prolly use a bat
Giorno would be amenable to learn anything, i feel like hed enjoy a bow though
Jolyne would be a pro at nunchucks

[proper anvil]

Whaaaaa

[strange echo]

Iggy might use his fart as purple haze

[alpine patrol]

speedwagon hat

[distant lotus]

I'm gonna bust in yo mans

[proper anvil]

Jonathan would use PLUCKKKK

[random wagon]

What about the invisible girl ?

[north cliff]

Proof iggy's rear end was a stand user

[strange echo]

https://tenor.com/view/crine-im-crine-son-im-crine-anthony-mackie-tiktok-gif-10273212848663596705

[random wagon]

The one from crazy diamond

[pearl fern]

Achtung baby?

[pseudo hornet]

avdol would use a flamethrower

[rain swift]

@pearl fern, your Stand Rank is now 2!

[pearl fern]

That’s a baby

[random wagon]

Ya I forgot the name 😭

[proper anvil]

What if Iggys rear is Purple Haze?!

[placid lantern]

Evil baby uses evil invisible gun that kills you

[strange echo]

It is

[pearl fern]

https://tenor.com/view/i-guess-bro-i-guess-bro-bro-what-whatever-you-say-gif-16572066316579867256

[wanton mauve]

shizuka

[halcyon oriole]

dio stop sing tbh

[proper anvil]

KNEW IT!

[strange echo]

https://tenor.com/view/i-guess-bro-i-guess-bro-bro-what-whatever-you-say-gif-16572066316579867256

[sand grotto]

Can you tell Grampa a joke for me

[distant lotus]

...

[pseudo hornet]

polnareff gonna use a baguette frfr

[random wagon]

[formal drum]

Dio part 1: a dagger with a poisoned blade

Kars: a pair of scythes

Dio part 3: a set of throwing knives

Kira: knives, and perhaps an axe

Diavolo: a pistol, and a machine gun just like the one at the end of Scarface

Pucci: glock and shotgun (with approved gun permit)

Funny Valentine: two colt revolvers

Tooru: a walking stick for personal protective use

[north cliff]

Part 1 Dio would use a very expensive dagger which is like a variety of relic and part 3 Dio would use random knives from a nearby restaurant

[rugged tree]

it would be good if joseph would use clackers with hamon🤔🤔

[rain swift]

@rugged tree, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[pearl fern]

He can

[fair sedge]

I can see Jolyne using a flail (spiky ball on a chain) since it is basically a stronger string

[proper anvil]

Thats what I saiddd

[north cliff]

They were on different timing

[random wagon]

The one from faith 😭

[near dirge]

Dio would definitely use ceremonial, overly flashy weapons, so a traditional LongSword

[proper anvil]

True

[distant lotus]

@full herald Gramps can you kindly tell decade to stop

[fair sedge]

Or a bow and arrow because you know it's powered by string

[pearl fern]

Jolene would have like a meteor hammer or a garrote, something with strings

[wanton mauve]

jotaro is a fists guy and you know what fist guys use?

[near dirge]

Kars already has one in the Light Blades

[brazen citrus]

Luke's Shovel

[fair sedge]

Josuk8 would use a blowdart gun trust

[wanton mauve]

https://tenor.com/cniCjLVZJc4.gif

[distant lotus]

Luke

[loud coral]

Jonathan - sword
Joseph - Thompson machine gun
Jotaro - brass knuckles
Josuke - Bat
Giorno - Beretta
Jolyne - Switchblade
Johnny - Colt single action army

Dio Brando - Webley Revolver
Kars - none, bare fists
DIO - ordinary knives
Kira - Colt Python / kitchen knife
Diavolo - Bodeo revolver
Pucci - Glock
Funny Valentine - Colt single action army

[pearl fern]

Gun

[random wagon]

That's the low Iqs brother turning everyone into a stand user

[north cliff]

I feel like Koichi would use a Yumi but with blunt tips to avoid killing someone because he's just a wholesome guy like that

[formal drum]

well, Jotaro was inspired by the stereotype of japanese delinquents who roamed the streets with baseball bats, wooden swords, and small knives

[placid lantern]

Had to be a weaponn

[fair sedge]

Brass Knuckles

[pearl fern]

What are jojo characters stances on hot pot

[fair sedge]

They're a weapon and they're powered by fists

[waxen cliff]

Cool

[pearl fern]

Gun

[placid lantern]

Yummy

[pseudo hornet]

josuk4 would maybe use like a diamond because thats crazy

[fair sedge]

Joseph would use a tommy gun we know that

[random wagon]

Knifes 🔪

[north cliff]

Imo baseball bat suits Jotaro better than like a bokken or a knife

[proper anvil]

What do yall call Kars' blades?

[vagrant silo]

Jodio with one of those target fortnite pickaxes from like 2019

[fair sedge]

Diavolo would probably use a silenced gun or something, a weapon that's quiet, and leaves little evidence

[near dirge]

Diavolo would probably use a .22 with one of those super long silencers for minimum noise

[fair sedge]

Same idea

[near dirge]

Or a sniper

[wanton mauve]

YES

[sonic iron]

Jolyne and Giorno would go for chongqing spice, Joseph and Johnny would go for sichuan mild spice and the rest just cannot handle spice at all

[proper anvil]

Or a SPEAR

[north cliff]

Jotaro doesn't wanna kill people per say he wants to brutalize them unless it's a few select types of people

[near dirge]

Kira used a knife when killing reimi so that

[fair sedge]

Why would Diavolo use a spear? Not exactly stealthy

[wanton mauve]

hell yea

[proper anvil]

Aw man yall don get the reference

[near dirge]

If we're talking medieval weapons Diavolo would probably use a bow and arrow

[fair sedge]

What if Dio used a Warhammer

(40k)

[vagrant silo]

or a dagger cause it can be concealed

[near dirge]

Pucci would use poison, he doesn't seem to like blowing people's brains out

[tame meteor]

Jonathan: sword and bow
Joseph: Tommy gun, clackers, slam hammer, crossbow
Jotaro: Revolver, harpoon
Josuke: knife, pistol
Giorno: revolver, pistol with silencer, shovel
Jolyne: Pistol, a baseball, brass knuckles
Johnny: Pistol, throwing knives
Josuke 8: shovel…
Jodio: Idk

[near dirge]

Since his whole theme is preserving people

[north cliff]

Giorno would exclusively use weapons that are illegal in Italy

[lofty glen]

Man i wonder what the minor antagonists would use
let me start with hol horse

[near dirge]

Considering Valentine was actually in the military probably a Colt single action army or a lever action

[slender cedar]

The baseball for Jolyne is lowkey perfect

[final cedar]

Okuyasu uses a butter knife and still win

[fair sedge]

Wammu would use a pike or a morning star

[near dirge]

Wammu would use his fists

[rain swift]

@slender cedar, your Stand Rank is now 2!

[north cliff]

Okuyasu wouldn't even use a weapon because za hando is literally just that goated

[near dirge]

He has a whole honorable warrior theme going on

[lofty glen]

Wammu would play a fucking flute and cook us

[fair sedge]

Honorable warriors use pikes

[north cliff]

Maybe Okuyasu punching someone is in character

[random wagon]

Grandpa would use a whipe like the good all days

[valid wolf]

Jonathan already has a sword

[lofty glen]

Pucci a mace defo

[fair sedge]

After all they're just spears but longer

[lofty crescent]

Dio=those fake knuckles thingy gangsters use

[fair sedge]

Brass Knuckles

[lofty crescent]

Polnareff will use a reaper

[near dirge]

Dio would definitely use something that deals low damage so he can draw out the pain

[north cliff]

Dio would use knives

[rain swift]

@valid wolf, your Stand Rank is now 14!

[fair sedge]

Rapier

[near dirge]

or the knife he pulled on Jonathan when they were twelve

[lofty glen]

The one the racist man used when joseph predicted his lines

[final cedar]

Pencils

[lofty glen]

right

[near dirge]

So daggers

[fair sedge]

Avdol would use a flamethrower

[random wagon]

Because he is British

[graceful fern]

i want dio to hold nukes

[lofty crescent]

Ye forgot the name

[lofty crescent]

I LITERALLY THOUGHT THAT JUST NOW

[pearl fern]

Dio would definitely play world eaters (pun intended)

[near dirge]

Tooru probably uses his environment as a weapon so it can look like a natural accident if he kills people

[north cliff]

The real reason there's barely any knives in certain parts of the UK is because they're all stuffed into Dios pants

[lofty crescent]

ARE U LIKE YOUNG JOSEPH

[fair sedge]

Goku would use a cloud

[random wagon]

If he lives that long and becomes president why not 😭 I forgot to say president of Russia

[lofty crescent]

But like

Way more op

[near dirge]

Dio is totally slaanesh or tzeentch though

[lofty crescent]

[lofty glen]

zamn

[fair sedge]

Tonio would use a frying pan

[lofty glen]

Dio could use anything and look badass

[lofty glen]

Eggbeater

[random wagon]

Wora

[lofty glen]

eggbeater jesus

[fair sedge]

What about a cow bone

[alpine merlin]

So like all of the Jojos use super cool bazookas and Ray guns (pow pow pow‼️) and the villains use super cool bazookas and Ray guns (pow pow pow‼️)

[lofty glen]

Yes

[fair sedge]

Bro played call of duty zombie

[near dirge]

Jonathan uses a sword in part 2 so that

[lofty glen]

A futuristic jojo part would be nice

[near dirge]

Joseph probably uses anything

[rain swift]

@lofty glen, your Stand Rank is now 2!

[north cliff]

Tonio would use a small pot and try not to hit you very hard he's too nice to use a particularly effective weapon

[fair sedge]

Jonathan in part 2 huh

[near dirge]

Jotaro brass knuckles probably

[alpine merlin]

I CANT SAY THAT???

[near dirge]

Josuke is also fists or brass knuckles

[lofty glen]

Jotaro uses his fists

baseball bat

[alpine merlin]

Also hi low intel

[near dirge]

Giorno would use a fucking gun

[quartz light]

If Josuke was taught Hamon, he would use a Yo-Yo similar to Joseph’s clackers

[north cliff]

Tonio is arguably the kindest person in part 4 bro uses his stand ability to just help random people that visit his restaurant

[pearl fern]

Dio would run scintillating legion

[near dirge]

Jolyne any thug or hood weapons, Glocks, baseball bats, whatever

[random wagon]

What about jodio

[fair sedge]

Drugs

[north cliff]

Jolyne isn't a gangster

[random wagon]

Ya 😭 I was thinking that

[fair sedge]

Jolyne might use a shank because she was in prison

[random wagon]

Weed

[north cliff]

Jolyne would use a shiv or a contraband Glock 9 with no metal parts

[near dirge]

Doesn't have to be

[random wagon]

Stones 🪨
Because of stone ocean 🌊😭

[fair sedge]

Foo Fighters would use an ak47 trust

She's now Russian

[near dirge]

Foo Fighters already has a gun

[alpine merlin]

Foo fighters would use a ray gun

[mortal ice]

Joseph a thompson i guess

[alpine merlin]

(Pow pow pow‼️)

[near dirge]

he probably uses whatever it is on hand

[fair sedge]

What weapons would La Squadra use

[random wagon]

4th time

[near dirge]

He used grenades, a tommy gun and clackers

[austere vale]

pucchi would use a set of three sticks and just bonk people with them at super speed

[north cliff]

Foo fighters would use like anything that is in violation of the Geneva convention I think

[near dirge]

water thrower

[north cliff]

She does not give a fuck

[fair sedge]

So... Staffs

[next finch]

Johnny's weapon would be a wheelchair

[rain swift]

@next finch, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[austere vale]

yes, but I forgot the word

[alpine merlin]

Ray guns and bazookas (pow pow pow‼️) and one of them has a meat ball cannon

[mortal ice]

Dio really likes knifes

[north cliff]

She's literally plankton what does human law mean to her

[near dirge]

I like to imagine pucci using those super solid candleholders some parishes have

[fair sedge]

What Jojo is most likely to use a katana (NOT Johnathan!!!1!!1!111)

[fair sedge]

Solid... Like some sort of Snake

[near dirge]

Josuke would probably wave it around to look cool

Joseph would too

[random wagon]

The power of Christ compels you ✝️

[north cliff]

I feel like Pucci would use a holy spear because that's considered Arma Christi in the Catholic church

[random wagon]

Ya what about Jesus Christ

[near dirge]

There's also the little fingernail cross he used to bamboozle Jolyne so the candleholders theory definitely stands

[fair sedge]

Fireball

[mortal ice]

George joestar II

[random wagon]

He was a jojo

[near dirge]

Nothing

Or a whip

He ain't about that life

[fair sedge]

Imagining Joseph Joestar in a full set of Samurai armor and a katan

[mortal ice]

In his pocket

[random wagon]

That will be hilarious

[north cliff]

If not a holy spear Pucci would use a mace that lacks flanges to avoid breaking the prohibition on preists causing people to bleed

[near dirge]

I doubt he gives a single fuck about that

[random wagon]

He will just be screaming I need more disc

🪩

[near dirge]

He'd probably use something that kills people instantly since he sees killing as a means to an end as in, doesn't like it that much, he also attempts to end most fights instantly

also not attract attention

[tawdry adder]

Kira with a pocket knife

[trim wadi]

Valentine uses a revolver but if it wasn’t that I’d say he’d use a crossbow

[random wagon]

He Dexter but opposite

[rain swift]

@random wagon, your Stand Rank is now 3!

[north cliff]

This is more Kira Yoshikage

[near dirge]

No

[rain swift]

@near dirge, your Stand Rank is now 6!

[north cliff]

Pucci had protection in the prison

And to an extent could do things he wanted because of corruption

[uneven snow]

Dio a sign

[near dirge]

Kira attempts to draw out suffering like he did with Koichi by slamming him up and down and grabbing him and fucking him up

[north cliff]

He literally hired a GUNMAN

[random wagon]

His actions are justice he will use the power of justice 😭 because his heart is uncluded

[young slate]

donating blood rn

[near dirge]

There's also the little psychological torture he does when he becomes Kosaku Kawajiri with his first victim

[north cliff]

He literally killed a shigechi extremely expediently

[trim wadi]

Tooru would probably use a slingshot to knock things over to make calamity happen in new ways

[north cliff]

Koichi is different because Kira was deeply angered

[near dirge]

No he fucking didn't lmao

[north cliff]

Yes

[random wagon]

If I was him I'll be picking fight with everyone

Except the guy

[north cliff]

He made shigechi into a bomb let him run away and detonated him before he could squeel

[near dirge]

Did you literally forget the entire scene where he explains in extreme detail his daily routines to scare the shit out of him

[elder moth]

Diavolo would use a gun cause hes a mob boss

[near dirge]

He likes torturing people, that's it

[near dirge]

He literally did squeal though

Did we watch a different show?

[trim wadi]

Joylene would probably use a spiked metal ball and use stone free to turn her arm into a mace

[random wagon]

It did not load

[north cliff]

R u trolling or like larping JoJo part 4

???

[trim wadi]

Shigechi literally cried out for Josuke

[north cliff]

Most of Kiras victims get blown up and his torture is exclusive to people that personally upset him

[north cliff]

He said nothing about who Kira is

[near dirge]

He literally cries out for Josuke, Shigechi didn't even piss him off, he found out about the hand and that's it

[trim wadi]

True

[north cliff]

Kira Yoshikage cares very deeply about his hands and his secrecy

And his peace

[trim wadi]

I think y’all got confused over wording, what Bilebolg means by “squeal” is rat on kira’s identity i think

[north cliff]

Yea

[near dirge]

That's not the subject at hand, he literally squeals before he dies

[graceful plank]

A road roller

Or a carpet

[random wagon]

As I was saying just chase it 🥀

[trim wadi]

Josuke would use a hammer

[random wagon]

You forgot your knifes 🔪

[near dirge]

That's also not to forget the psychological torture he also inflicts on Hayato by making him repeatedly watch Rohan and gang die

He likes that shit end of statement

[random wagon]

I'mmma dio

[graceful plank]

No

[north cliff]

The majority of Kiras killings are stalking and then getting creepy with someone then killing quickly but also most of his kills are civilians

[random wagon]

[north cliff]

He wouldn't use a gun because hes Japanese and too low profile but I could see him utilizing poison as a weapon of choice because it allows him to survey the process of someone dying without getting into a stressful situation where he has to worry about being seen

Idk man this is a misreading Kira Yoshikage likes to be vindictive but his motivation for serial killing is sexual urges not sadism

Araki basically portrays him as the worst version of a pervert

And this extends to how incredibly vindictive he is about his secrecy being threatened

[near dirge]

"Moreover, Kira has expressed various other similarly violent impulses such as the desire to choke his victims to death[17] and has scarred at least Reimi Sugimoto.[18]"

[split axle]

Wdym he doesn't looks like it to u 💔

[near dirge]

idk man he seems like he likes torture to me

Psychological or not

He at the very least likes to see someone in pain or in horrific mental distress before killing them

Like he did with the woman on the train where he ripped off her boyfriend's ears and gave it to her as earrings

Also made her clip his nails with the dinky little nail clipper she mocked

[north cliff]

This is a little complex because there's a face where he gets sexual gratification from women dying or feeling death come on and another face where he's petty and vindictive to people he's unattracted to

[stark venture]

Kira would carry small trinkets

As ammo

[north cliff]

If Kira Yoshikage was generally sadistic as opposed to having weird sexual urges he wouldn't have awakened Sheer Heart attack

[near dirge]

You also don't realize that even if it's petty reasons, torture doesn't suddenly not count as torture, it's still torture

[tribal timber]

Stroheim - Himself
(Stroheim is considered a minor villain due to his intentions and party affiliation.)

[ionic geyser]

Their heart

[fast pawn]

golden arrow and a concrete brick

[near dirge]

Sheer Heart Attack is moreso a representation of Kira's destructive and killer urgencies

[north cliff]

Like, he wants to quickly kill Koichi right up until he feels humiliated by Koichi

[humble wing]

Idk Dog of Frogs

[north cliff]

Then when Koichi makes him feel humiliated he has to make Koichi suffer because of ego and anger

Because Kira Yoshikage is anxious and insecure

Shigechi (imo) would have been blown up immediately if he was just a general security threat as opposed to distressing Kira by taking his severed hand on accident

[spice needle]

Hol horse would have a gun

[dim hemlock]

Risotto would use a scythe

[north cliff]

Shigechi's not a woman with pretty hands so like, Kira Yoshikage's immediate interest would just be that Shigechi doesn't pose a threat

[near dirge]

Also, Killer Queen is a cat, cats are one of the few animals who slowly draw out a victim's death or hunting

They also hunt for sport

[north cliff]

The feline characteristics represent the silent stalker and serene nature of cats, while Yoshikage Kira is not a serene person his fighting spirit is

[near dirge]

I don't need to explain to you that it can be both, right?

[north cliff]

Idk man I'm a part 4 nerd and like

[small trellis]

https://klipy.com/gifs/lock-stock-and-two-smoking-barrels-knife-fight

[near dirge]

If he didn't enjoy torture he would've killed shigechi instantly, he didn't need to do the monologue, he was perfectly capable of that

[north cliff]

Perversion and desire for security are the two faces of Yoshikage Kira's antisocial characteristics and they both grow out of perversion

[dense spire]

Giorno a frog

[north cliff]

Kira's enjoyment of other peoples suffering is either sexual or vindictive and his general perogative is to have his finger on the trigger so to speak

Shigechi is the latter

Kira desires control

[near dirge]

so what you're saying is he likes to torture people?

[north cliff]

Not necessarily to be immersed in violent moments

[near dirge]

Dude

[north cliff]

Only in specific circumstances

[robust sorrel]

i feel lioke tooru would use a hatchet like jack torrance from the shining

but idk why

[cobalt hawk]

Diavolo is the kind of guy to use a gun

[rain swift]

@cobalt hawk, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[north cliff]

Idk man it's like you're reading everything at a really basic level

[near dirge]

Again, he likes to torture his victims and scar them, he drew out Shigechi and his victims suffering, he pretty explicitly enjoys torture

[near dirge]

What is the basic level in question

[weak sphinx]

Gyro using a Magnum revolver

[cobalt hawk]

Yes that is also given for the fact after killing the guy in train as kosaku kawajiri he tried to torture the girl mentally before killing her

[buoyant light]

Throwing knife to be specific lol

[rain swift]

@buoyant light, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[north cliff]

It's like, why would he attempt to kill Koichi and Jotaro remotely in a manner that involves no experience of the battle while he eats at a Cafe if his baseline state is wanting to witness suffering as opposed to a sexually excited or anxious or aggravated state

[weak sphinx]

Imagine his bullets spinning in the Golden Rotation

[near dirge]

Also, we're not talking about how most of his mannerisms derive from essentially being a manchild that wasn't afforded any self control by his parents, and his enjoyment from torture I think personally derives from that, a lot of ASPD children like to enjoy torture in mundane ways like pulling wings off bugs or beating some animals to death with a rock.

[cobalt hawk]

Kira would use a weapon that could be used for torture and also pretty concealable

He likes to be the one in control I agree

[north cliff]

Kira Yoshikage is portrayed with secondary sociopathy not psychopathy

[near dirge]

I've never said or implied the latter of what you're saying, I'm saying he enjoys torture as one of his secondary fetishes, he also viewed these two as a threat to his quiet life while his enjoyment of torturing shigechi was moreso knowing he's fucked entirely, that's why he's monologuing, he's comfy knowing he'll die then and there, Jotaro and Koichi were too much of a threat for him to enjoy torturing as any slip he does will immediately essentially destroy his private life, and going out of his way to torture them would be that for him

Shrimple as that

[cobalt hawk]

Do u think josuke will use any weapon whatsoever?

[north cliff]

The whole thing where children enjoy torture is an expression of distress or brain issues and Kira is a specific type of criminal

[rain swift]

@north cliff, your Stand Rank is now 11!

[near dirge]

He's moreso of a smart tactician like Joseph is, so he'll use his environment as much as possible in a serious all out fight, normally though he's a bit of a fisticuffs

[cobalt hawk]

Joseph might actually use something like a scarf like Lisa as a weapon

[north cliff]

Kira Yoshikage is too impulsive to act like this

[sand basalt]

i feel like joseph would have a tommy gun idk why i also feel like he'd run away if it didn't work

[rotund tusk]

jonathan has his sword, joseph has his clackers, jotaro uses a 9 mil, josuke uses a hammer, giorno uses a metal fan, jolyne uses a 9 mil like her dad, jonny uses a musket, gappy uses throwing knives, jodio uses a 9 mil

[near dirge]

dude

[north cliff]

He wants to kill them passively because he doesn't have personal feelings about it until he is affected by echoes act 3 and would prefer to peacefully enjoy himself

[sand basalt]

yeah i wanna enjoy myself too

[near dirge]

No, he wants to kill them passively because he doesn't want to actually go out of his way and compromise anything while he has Sheer Heart Attack which does that job perfectly for him, we see him later entirely avoid Jotaro and get BTD because of that fear of him, he can be quite tactical actually

[north cliff]

Araki portrays main villains who are evil in a very specific and intense way and represents some type of deep seeded corruption that is the mission of the righteous to resolve for the sake of justice

[timber shore]

Diavolo seems like a meat hook

[bold marlin]

pluck

[near dirge]

how does that counter anything I've said so far

[low karma]

is anyone in jojo even worthy of wielding Guts sword

[near dirge]

That reaffirms what I've been saying so yeah

[north cliff]

Kind of he's tactical yet impulsive as he is a mildly intelligent sociopath

[near dirge]

You're quite right

[north cliff]

Sociopathy ends in low impulse control and this is like the entire reason Kira is implied to have started killing women

Low control over perverted desires

[near dirge]

The entire point of him having Killer Queen and Sheer Heart Attack is to represent he can, and often so, switches between those two, Killer Queen represents the methodicalness of his hunting, Literally erasing people after they explode silently, and Sheer Heart Attack is blind, impulsive to go first and loudly heard even by non stand users

[proper gorge]

bro there arent that many options man

[quartz tendon]

@north cliff the only weapon i see harming me is those eyes of yours

[near dirge]

Which is to say, he can be both when dealing with people

[proper gorge]

joseph would use brass knuckles ig

[honest apex]

Valentine would pull out a gum

Gun*

[proper gorge]

yes yes ima chew these guys into another dimension

[near dirge]

Are we fucking flirting on a qotd JoJo discord thread

are we serious right now

[proper gorge]

lmfao true

[quartz tendon]

🌹

[uncut fox]

Lmao✌😭

[north cliff]

I'm extremely myopic and need very thick lenses to see things farther than a few inches away I doubt my eyes are very effective at anything

[uncut fox]

Wrong thing

[near dirge]

Uhuh true indeed

[uncut fox]

✌😭

[north cliff]

My eyes are huge and the wrong shape and on my mom's side I'm somewhat inbred

[quartz tendon]

Its alright i bet the lenses are not the only thick part of you

[near dirge]

what

[zenith ice]

Jotaro would not use a weapon, because even with the amplified pressure given by the lesser surface area of a blade or the greater weight of a bludgeoning instrument, it would still exert less pressure than the mighty fists of platinum

[uncut fox]

Threw in a fun fact

[near dirge]

gang I think we should know less about each other

[north cliff]

I only weigh like 65 kilograms

[uncut fox]

Go back to the kira debate

[north cliff]

Bro is r word

[quartz tendon]

65 kg of pure huzz

💐

[near dirge]

we killing you

[sharp stream]

Angelo MUST visit you bro

[quartz tendon]

Im already dying from @north cliff 's stare

[near dirge]

Good

[uncut fox]

We've lost the plot

[north cliff]

I'm 23 years old and don't know why I'm attracted to bionicles

[near dirge]

Jump in the grave already

[quartz tendon]

You think he gon stop me?

[tropic rain]

diavolo death number 103631046

[quartz tendon]

What you think his rock ahh gon do?

[fathom goblet]

Gappy needs a bubble blower

[fathom goblet]

Trust me

[north cliff]

I'm a stone cold volcel bro

[last gazelle]

Kira would use a Beretta 92 fs

[quartz tendon]

Though stone cold you're still somehow hot

💐

[sharp stream]

🫩

[north cliff]

I look mentally challenged tbh

[near dirge]

Aren't we all

[north cliff]

Ts is frying me

[sharp stream]

You look mentally challenged,
However

we ARE mentally challenged

[quartz tendon]

Even im mentally challenged

[quartz tendon]

Thinking bout you

[north cliff]

You're thinking about the internet persona of a paranoid schizophrenic

[near dirge]

let's get you to a vet so we can see if they can spay and neuter you vro

[sharp stream]

Who's giving us flags and flames bru

[uncut fox]

Why does qotd never revolve around the question

[sharp stream]

A million dollar question

[tacit saffron]

Joseph with a floss and an accordion 🔥 🔥

[near dirge]

first fucking time I genuinely see someone flirting on discord 😭

brother must've sat in the backseat of the short bus

[quartz tendon]

Please do cus bilebolg is turning me into an animal

[uncut fox]

Same here✌😭 I couldn't belive my eyes

[quartz tendon]

🐺

[near dirge]

Get this mf to a vet once he done turning

[cunning vigil]

Guns

[sharp stream]

In what world is the word "On bob" a prohibited text

💔

[north cliff]

For the purposes of this conversation I have deep seeded prejudices against whatever type of minority personality type regional origin etc Nitin is

[sharp stream]

Yo gng stop crabbing ys

[proper gorge]

nah

[north cliff]

I will diagnose this macaque with 12 different psychological issues

[sharp stream]

[rain swift]

@sharp stream, your Stand Rank is now 2!

[sharp stream]

When tf did I have a stand

[north cliff]

Ive been worming Kishibe Rohan into my responses to these for I think over a month and moderation hasn't been bothered

Like every time

[wraith kraken]

Josuke would use anything when he is angry lowk
Kira would just use throwables(if he was smart) but I can’t think of anything that he would canonically use

[rain swift]

@wraith kraken, your Stand Rank is now 8!

[wraith kraken]

Type shi

[near dirge]

A mod locked onto me for having a funny username

[north cliff]

Lmao

[sharp stream]

Lmfao.

[quartz tendon]

i dont know my origin but i know my destination and its u

[rain swift]

@quartz tendon, your Stand Rank is now 7!

[sharp stream]

Yo I'm gonna genuinely mass murder my gc...

[quartz tendon]

https://giphy.com/gifs/rose-eminem-rizz-vMYqB2S9SyJjO64nRV

[gray field]

Throw a coin at em

[sharp stream]

🫩

[tepid plume]

I like this one

[quartz tendon]

lol

[granite marsh]

Thanks

[rain swift]

@granite marsh, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[quartz tendon]

rizz so hard my rank wen up

[granite marsh]

Wow

[gritty scroll]

Pucci Glock 19 Jolyne her finger and the moon

[north cliff]

I literally live in a rural area where some people eat roadkill next to a cornfield and the only way in or out without rage inducing driving is a singular bus line

[sharp stream]

[uncut fox]

Dawg what is up with everything about you

[near dirge]

God must've felt a sudden and immense sadness when your mom got pregnant

[quartz tendon]

Now that you've given me your adress might as well give me ur number

[uncut fox]

How much misfortune must fall on you✌😭

[sharp stream]

Yo gng...

[quartz tendon]

oh wait you still talking?

[north cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/bleak-it's-bleak-shaking-head-its-bleak-black-and-white-gif-9592734580409210082

[uncut fox]

Ask for her discord

[quartz tendon]

i forgot about you srry

[near dirge]

Rizz so bad shit overflowed and is aboutta start a new universe

[quartz tendon]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tuff-phonk-trollface-ZBWUWwvzm447UhaYup

[sharp stream]

What is BileBolg typing jro...

[north cliff]

I'm not what one would describe as e-sexual and my last two boyfriends were infinitely more rizzy than you'll ever be

[sharp stream]

Daannnnggg....

Gg Nitin

[quartz tendon]

you dont have to be e-sexual but you can be me-sexual

[sharp stream]

[quartz tendon]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cristiano-ronaldo-r1IMdmkhUcpzy

[north cliff]

Sounds like that'd quality as a psychiatric diagnosis

[near dirge]

gotta say I couldn't imagine a creature stupider then the guy I see in the mirror everyday but damn

I'm broadening my horizons here

[uncut fox]

Watch out nitin might get packgod on you

You saw that gif he sent earlier right

[sharp stream]

Fr Nitin is lowk dangerous

[near dirge]

Tuff mangoes rizz something something

[uncut fox]

You don't wanna mess with him big dawg

[quartz tendon]

the only thing im getting diagnosed with is you

[north cliff]

My one ex has that and makes me worry that his like mental health will degrade if I ignore him

[tepid plume]

Np twin

[north cliff]

My truecel rizz blocking abilities are far too strong for you

[quartz tendon]

well i dont have to be your ex

[near dirge]

Bile over sharing here is unnecessary

[uncut fox]

Cash

[quartz tendon]

im sorry the only strength i want to feel from you are those thighs

[uncut fox]

Nitin ask for her discord

[bronze blaze]

second

[bronze blaze]

WHt😭

[north cliff]

I agree bro so stop embarrassing yourself with someone who don't date off of anime discord

[quartz tendon]

roses are red but violet's alright can i add you on my dm's and have you by my side?

[halcyon surge]

Gappy pulls out his dih and shoots bubbles with the tip

[bronze blaze]

white bubbles

[near dirge]

This dude has been flirting with a random discord person for over an hour

[quartz tendon]

say @north cliff who's your fav jojo char?

[bronze blaze]

an hour?😭

[quartz tendon]

shi gtg

[north cliff]

Kishibe Rohan because he's far more creative and intelligent than you for example

[uncut fox]

That's a bad pass honestly

[north cliff]

[grave rune]

Jonathan- sword. Besides the fact that he does use one, it's the typical noble knight weapon

Dio- Gauntlets. Allows you to get close and personal with your enemy and showcase your strength. Plus, I think Dio would get a kick out of being able to catch Jonathan's sword with his hands

[near dirge]

I like Polnareff because Silver Chariot is awesome

I also like Okuyasu because he's me

I'm dumb and stupid

[north cliff]

Part 5 Polnareff my beloved

I love being a stubborn fkn person I knew Id win the conversation with Nitin

[near dirge]

I really like SCR because it internally represented Polnareff's misery with all the body swapping and what not

[quartz tendon]

ahh hell nah

[near dirge]

It humanized him a lot

[north cliff]

Yeah that's true

[uncut fox]

Did yall see that

[rain swift]

@uncut fox, your Stand Rank is now 5!

[delicate hound]

hey nitn

im gonna tuch u

[quartz tendon]

nvm bro

@near dirge you can have her

[uncut fox]

Nitin are you still in the game

[delicate hound]

howd u get that gradient

[quartz tendon]

take her vro

[pearl fern]

[north cliff]

It kinda touched me that scr only wanted to reach Jotaro

[delicate hound]

its not confirmed is it

[uncut fox]

Is nitin humble?

[north cliff]

It's basically the only good interpretation imo

[delicate hound]

yez

[delicate hound]

yeah makes sense

[quartz tendon]

she did not choose speedwagon

[alpine anchor]

I feel like Jolyne deserves glaive rights

[delicate hound]

glaive?

[quartz tendon]

YO SEX PISTOL #4?

[alpine anchor]

it is i

[quartz tendon]

NO WAY YOU ALIVE?

[north cliff]

Gone don't want me as he's more intelligent than u and understands we are just associates on JoJo discord

[alpine anchor]

yes hang on lemme grab a pic

[delicate hound]

oh

yeah

[grave rune]

Joseph- Meteor hammer, sling, or any kind of unconventional weapon with many short and long range options

Kars- I imagine Kars wielding a longsword of some kind, with daggers as a backup option during a fight

[rain swift]

@grave rune, your Stand Rank is now 11!

[delicate hound]

i know how it looks

[near dirge]

I don't form romantic infatuation with people I've never seen sorry

[alpine anchor]

curses I forgot I can't send those

[north cliff]

Goat

[delicate hound]

i think joseph could do sum goofy ah prank weapons

tommy gun

[north cliff]

Decisive Bilebolg victory

[delicate hound]

kars

kars could do with that thing yk from assasins creed

[alpine anchor]

Josuke feels like a hammer guy
like he's fighting in a hardware store and grabs a hammer

[near dirge]

Kars doesn't really need a weapon, he already has lightblades

[echo kite]

Jotaro would just use knuckledusters if we're being honest

[delicate hound]

yah

[delicate hound]

fr

[alpine anchor]

or a bat with nails in it

[delicate hound]

thats josuke fr

[alpine anchor]

Giorno uses a butterfly knife no question

[unkempt apex]

joseph uses a tommy gun lowk

[near dirge]

Josuke definitely seems like a bat person

[delicate hound]

yah

[delicate hound]

i already told that

[unkempt apex]

well uh

[alpine anchor]

uhhhhhh I feel like Kakyoin would use projectiles like throwing knives or a whip

[delicate hound]

daggers

[unkempt apex]

narancia uses a knife

[delicate hound]

shurikens?

[alpine anchor]

yes

[delicate hound]

diavolo

[unkempt apex]

easy guess

[delicate hound]

what would diavolo use

[alpine anchor]

flail

he gives flail

[delicate hound]

yeah

[near dirge]

It's also very incredible that the only way to free yourself from it's grasp is to shatter the sun behind your back

[north cliff]

I'm ngl I would imagine Josuke with a wrench

[alpine anchor]

ohhh I see it

[quartz tendon]

its js tha bro was on my throat the whole time

[near dirge]

It's essentially symbolic to shattering your past and to stop looking back

[grave rune]

Jotaro- Revolver. He doesn't want to show off his skill with any close range weapon. He fights to kill, and the revolver also fits into the cowboy idea

DIO- A maul, or any other kind of weighted weapon with length. He wants to showcase his strength, brutalize somebody, but fights a lot smarter now

[delicate hound]

i envision him with a metal baseball bat

[delicate hound]

america

[hasty idol]

dio: incinorator kars:a spear or sum kira: unabomber style diavolo arrows and pucci a gun

[near dirge]

randomly harassing people with romantic confessions will get any sane person to do that yeah

[alpine anchor]

aluminum bat that he named Kevin

[delicate hound]

no a iron bat

[north cliff]

I feel like the wrench would be thematic to his ability to destroy and reverse destruction

[foggy basalt]

Polnereff: toilet

[delicate hound]

no pig toiler

[near dirge]

He probably uses whatever improvised stuff he can get

[quartz tendon]

https://giphy.com/gifs/joker-sigma-patrick-bateman-byT3kRmh5Ce28PVrB9

[alpine anchor]

polnareff literally uses a rapier what

[delicate hound]

wat

[near dirge]

A wrench is definitely one of those

[near dirge]

Alr vro

[north cliff]

You like embarrassed yourself for over an hour ur not sigma 💔

[quartz tendon]

check dm

[north cliff]

Every new message is a loss for you that I find comedic

[grave rune]

I can agree with baseball bat. It showcases his juvenile personality, delinquent side, and is a great weapon when you're really angry and want to smash something repeatedly

[alpine anchor]

I feel like anasui could use literally anything he finds because I can't really think of much

[delicate hound]

jolyne would use something like a chained blades
and
pucci idk a hardcover bible

[alpine anchor]

his bare hands ig

[near dirge]

not to mention you were doing it at a fucking qotd JoJo thread bro it's genuinely joever for you

[delicate hound]

i think jolyne would go with kusarigama

[quartz tendon]

jover?

[delicate hound]

PUCCI WITH A WHIP?

[quartz tendon]

you can say that again

[alpine anchor]

PUCCI JUST CHUCKS IT AS HARD AS HE CAN AND KILLS ON IMPACT

[north cliff]

It's actually kinda hilarious

[alpine anchor]

I see it

[delicate hound]

YES

[grave rune]

Kira is definitely a knife. Typically associated with killers, sharp and precise to sever victims hands, and generally very reliable with minimal effort

[delicate hound]

johnny is wheelchair

[alpine anchor]

kitchen knife
easier to hide as well

[near dirge]

He also uses a knife to commit his murders before he gets his stand

[delicate hound]

funni valentin - american flag

[near dirge]

Definitely a JoJo weapon

[alpine anchor]

valentine uses a 12 gauge he's american

[delicate hound]

ya

[near dirge]

He was a soldier at the civil war I think?, so he'd probably use a Winchester or a Colt SAA

[delicate hound]

he uses a sawed off shotgun

[alpine anchor]

true

[delicate hound]

a bayonet weapon fs

[quartz tendon]

looks like a lipstick and nailpolish guy ngl

[near dirge]

Bayonets were still semi popular in the 1860s so probably

[alpine anchor]

weather report would use an industrial pressure washer

[delicate hound]

nope they were pretty popular

[delicate hound]

lmaooo

[alpine anchor]

I will not take criticism

[delicate hound]

no criticism

[alpine anchor]

yay

Uhh let's see

[near dirge]

They were popular up to WW2 and even saw some use in the 50s and 60s in some small nation wars

[north cliff]

Funny Valentine would use a current service rifle or service pistol of the US military imo (current to the setting of SBR, that is)

He's like just that American

[delicate hound]

dio from part 1 - uses lips to kiss everyone in sight

like starts making out with everyone he sis

sees

[near dirge]

Now though they're all essentially unused unless it's a collector's gun or something

[delicate hound]

SEEEES

[alpine anchor]

I think Caesar would use a spear of some sort prolly
a broken wine glass was my first thought but I think a spear fits better

[delicate hound]

i dont envision caeser would be spear user

[near dirge]

Caesar definitely seems like the sort

Maybe a longsword though

[alpine anchor]

true

[delicate hound]

https://tenor.com/view/he-made-a-statement-so-true-even-his-gang-praised-him-gif-2243820068148274968

[alpine anchor]

however I think Jonathan gets a greatsword

[quartz tendon]

more like a lonsword

[delicate hound]

loinsword

[quartz tendon]

long*

:0

[near dirge]

He already sorta did

[quartz tendon]

@near dirge

[alpine anchor]

true

[delicate hound]

i think jospeh with a clacker is good

[alpine anchor]

WAIT

caesar with a boomerang

[quartz tendon]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Nachtschimmen-laskewicz-zachar-zacharlaskewicz-j6s8nqLSgx1miZLD1i

[raw wraith]

Mf Jolyne is the weapon😭
You saw what she was doing in the C-Moon fight?

Okay but seriously, Giorno would probably use a 1911.

[fresh oracle]

Jolyne: Draco

Pucci: Nuke (I'm not exaggerating)

[quartz tendon]

@near dirge

[north cliff]

Yeah Joseph with a clacker or tommygun

[near dirge]

I think Pluck would definitely count as more of a longsword then a greatsword

[balmy schooner]

Kira would 100% use a brass-knuckles

[near dirge]

I guess bro

[quartz tendon]

is it 2 handed?

[delicate hound]

knif

he stabbity stab

[balmy schooner]

Ofc not

[near dirge]

2 handedness doesn't matter for whatever it's a long or greatsword, it's the length of the blade

[grave rune]

Giorno- sword and shield. His main purpose is to be an ally and support others, but he's more than capable of holding his own if need be. It shows his balance between his good and evil sides, savagery and order. Plus, Giorno shield bashing someone sounds kinda peak

Diavolo- Glock 19. Its a little boring, but it's inconspicuous to carry, and very capable of skipping fights altogether by going straight for the kill

[north cliff]

I kind of like the whimsy of random tommygun volley and toys as weapons for Joseph

[balmy schooner]

The BOMB wouldnt be efectivw

[near dirge]

Shit's almost as tall as Jonathan so it's definitely a greatsword

[balmy schooner]

Efective*

[quartz tendon]

longswords have to be 2 handed right?

[grave rune]

Hello Terence angry birds

[quartz tendon]

im not a weapons expert

[delicate hound]

yeah

[quartz tendon]

thats @delicate hound

[delicate hound]

i mean any heavy weapon must be two handed

[north cliff]

Would jodio simply nut up and use an AR-15 or would he use something more lowk

[delicate hound]

DUDE

JONATHAN

[north cliff]

This is harder because his part is not even halfway thru

[delicate hound]

THE SWORD FROM BERSERK

[near dirge]

Most of them had to be 2 handed due to that shit being 10 kg

[quartz tendon]

wtf do you mean by nut up

[quartz tendon]

ofc

[delicate hound]

https://klipy.com/gifs/nut-toy-story

[north cliff]

Actually clueless

lol

[delicate hound]

i think jonathan with a dragonslayer

[north cliff]

It's a common expression

[near dirge]

I envision Diavolo using a sniper or if it's close ranged a silenced .22

[delicate hound]

JOSEPH WITH A FUCKING CHAINSAW

[quartz tendon]

gets mogged by joseph bw

[delicate hound]

ooohhh

thats a thing

[near dirge]

Kars technically uses a chainsaw

[delicate hound]

https://tenor.com/view/he-made-a-statement-so-true-even-his-gang-praised-him-gif-2243820068148274968

[delicate hound]

battle of the chainsaws

[grave rune]

Jolyne- Meteor hammer. Its got the string, the short and long range potential, and is an extremely aggro weapon

Pucci- He'd ideally want a dagger, since it's probably the most 'priestly' weapon. But I adore him just having a handgun, since it shows how un-priestlike he is

[quartz tendon]

i think diavolo might use brass knuckles

like the spikes one

[grave rune]

Ok that's actually kinda peak

[north cliff]

I honestly think Diavolo has the ability to acquire an anti materiel rifle and use it in a manner where he's so far away he's not detected

[delicate hound]

i think jolyne with like a kusarigama

a scythe with string

its also short and long range

[quartz tendon]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Elgato-wave3-pop-filter-elgato-cat-uWvleNj4KdvnZ4gA1u

[delicate hound]

diavolo railgun

[grave rune]

I was considering some kind of sniper, but it does leave him vulnerable at close range which he would never allow. And it's not the most inconspicuous gun out there

[north cliff]

It'd compliment Diavolo essentially being a hidden man with overwhelming power

[delicate hound]

https://klipy.com/gifs/like-a-dragon-infinite-wealth-yakuza-8

[delicate hound]

have u guys watched like kung fu hustle

[quartz tendon]

ts aint english class vro

[delicate hound]

yk that lotus pen weapon the frog villain dude uses

as a back up plan

[quartz tendon]

tf?

[delicate hound]

i think diavolo or dio might do that

[near dirge]

Wait, a single shot .50 could probably do it

[rain swift]

@near dirge, your Stand Rank is now 7!

[quartz tendon]

frog?

[delicate hound]

the villain

[grave rune]

I can see that. But I'm a big fan of the meteor hammer, since Jolyne is quite known to be scrappy and hit like an absolute truck

[delicate hound]

the old dude

[quartz tendon]

the only frog guy i know is wes

[north cliff]

Imagine you're just cooling and Diavolo hits you with a .50 bmg round

[quartz tendon]

shii uhh

[delicate hound]

yahh makes sense

[quartz tendon]

superfly?

no fuck

my bad

[delicate hound]

airplan

[quartz tendon]

its grey tower

yeah grey tower

[north cliff]

Slimed out in excess

[delicate hound]

grey tower hm

[quartz tendon]

dumbass its a fly

[delicate hound]

malaria

[quartz tendon]

not a frog

[delicate hound]

cholera

[near dirge]

I definitely think he'd use something like a longbore .50 revolver

[delicate hound]

dengue

thyphoid

sounds delivious

delicious

[near dirge]

Smart sexy and is a weapon type that is ancient but has lasted well into the modern world

[north cliff]

I mean I imagine you have low English proficiency considering you attempted rizz for over an hour

[delicate hound]

he's good in english btw

i know that guy

[near dirge]

Oh shit you meant diavolo

[grave rune]

Johnny- Revolver. Zero explanation needed I think

Funny Valentine- I agree with Bilebolg earlier who said some kind of rifle used in the American civil war

[eager thistle]

jotaro would have a club

[quartz tendon]

you did not check the dm's did you

[near dirge]

I stand by what I said for part 3 dio

[delicate hound]

funny valentine would use an american flag to strangle people

[near dirge]

He'd definitely be a longbore .50

[north cliff]

I don't DM people like you lol

[delicate hound]

he's a strangler fella

[delicate hound]

im the first in my entire bloodline to type this out

[quartz tendon]

ok bro

[north cliff]

I could mog

[delicate hound]

timmy tuffknuckles

[delicate hound]

yeah alr cityboy

[near dirge]

I don't think you saw the random string of words in the form of rizz he attempted for over an hour

[north cliff]

I'm literally from a small rural town

[muted bison]

wdym Jotaro would have Kakyoin (as a weapon)

[delicate hound]

so am i

[rain swift]

@delicate hound, your Stand Rank is now 3!

[delicate hound]

what about iggy and cream

iggy has rabies

cream would use somekind of projectile

a bow or crossbow

[grave rune]

Gappy- It's hard not to imagine the shovel, especially since it also ties into him being dug out of the ground.

Toru- Landmines. I could probably think of something more practical, but I think this is the funniest option

[quartz tendon]

you jus type long shit out so that you sound smart

city boy ahh