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#[26/1/20] Summarise any part/arc/ep in the weirdest way possible
white wren
balmy breach
2 high schoolers murking a fatass kid for his money
white wren
jonathan is not a delinquent
flat palm
sailor guy gets chased by homicidal sentient motorcycle (cuz it was born this way)
balmy breach
guy with a fetish plays among us irl 😹 ✌️
lapis olive
Jesus tells a cowboy to kill himself
stiff imp
guy with a fetish plays among us irl 😹 ✌️
Kira ?
stiff imp
yea kosaku arc
he got shapeshifter role 😭😭😭😭😭
balmy breach
2 cowboys go gambling in a tree ❤️
sugar mountains spring arc was such a fever dream imo
or i was js tired asl
idk
white wren
im not taking any call outs from a dio pucci shipper✌️
dio x vanilla ice is lwk underrated
stiff imp
dio x vanilla ice is lwk underrated
dionilla is the only good dio ship imo
i really like piissbug on tiktok because they make really good dionilla content
flat palm
dog get turns into dinner by blonde kid wanting to feed his rich step brother
stiff imp
i really like piissbug on tiktok because they make really good dionilla content
they also like kiraboss :D
white wren
they also like kiraboss :D
is that meant to be kira and diavolo 😭
stiff imp
is that meant to be kira and diavolo 😭
Yeah
its a fairly new rarepair going around lately but i fw it
i prefer kira x shinobou tho
white wren
he tried to murder her 😭
flat palm
10 year old with a fake dad has to relive the same morning until he can be released from the pink bomber cats shenanigans
stiff imp
he tried to murder her 😭
🥹
white wren
kira cant be shipped with anyone because the only difference between him and most sexual predators is that he kills his victims first
stiff imp
She couldve changed him bro you gotta trust me
(this is a joke if you couldn't tell)
white wren
btw how bad can kosaku kawajiri have actually been, if she started liking him when he was replaced by a serial killer with a hand fetish 😔
like jesus christ get a divorce please
stiff imp
She couldve changed him bro you gotta trust me
Fr though I ship them because I enjoy their dynamic, She's into bad boys and he's straight up just evil😭 She's the one woman he can't kill due to his identity as well
white wren
Fr though I ship them because I enjoy their dynamic, She's into bad boys and he'...
i mean he tried to kill her, but she turned around
if she didn't then she'd have been gone
stiff imp
I feel like he would'nt have done it again tho
white wren
I feel like he would've
stiff imp
No because his identity
white wren
he already killed hayato upon his identity being discovered
stiff imp
Like he freaked out after killing Hayato
flat palm
spike head kid steals a poor guys sandwich and refuses to give it back so he lowkey implodes as punishment
flat palm
kira is my least favourite jojo villain
white wren
only thing i like about him is Killer Queen, but that doesn't count bc thats just the stand
flat palm
torru is my least favourite
flat palm
his stand is cooler than him
stiff imp
only thing i like about him is Killer Queen, but that doesn't count bc thats jus...
damn kira is one of my favorite
white wren
damn kira is one of my favorite
i cant be liking a sexual predator
stiff imp
i cant be liking a sexual predator
Somehow most of my favorites have accusations against them
Sanji, Subaru, Onizuka, Dio, Adachi ect
Its not even on purpose its just terrible coincidences😓😥
flat palm
I love sanji
white wren
i haven't seen one piece or re zero, and i have no fucking clue who the third guy is
stiff imp
I love sanji
Sanji's my favorite Strawhat
flat palm
Sanji's my favorite Strawhat
same
stiff imp
i haven't seen one piece or re zero, and i have no fucking clue who the third gu...
His name is Ekichi Onizuka
stiff imp
Gto is kinda niche
white wren
does not help
stiff imp
Hes from Great Teacher Onizuka
its in Netflix
Its about a teacher whos a perv but realizes its wrong and decides to become a great teacher
flat palm
ive never really thought about any of my fav characters from any anime but jojo i just realised that
white wren
a lot of my friends favourite characters have allegations
stiff imp
https://tenor.com/view/ryuugs-gif-22383696
white wren
a lot of my friends favourite characters have allegations
no these aren't even allegations they just assaulted minors on screen actually
stiff imp
ive never really thought about any of my fav characters from any anime but jojo ...
my favorite character oat is sanji and my favorite jojo character is okuyasu
flat palm
my favorite character oat is sanji and my favorite jojo character is okuyasu
my fav character is Rohan
oat
stiff imp
my fav character is Rohan
I have a love-hate relationship with Rohan
prime sky
jhonny and gyro fighting a big dino that likes eyes
flat palm
I have a love-hate relationship with Rohan
noooo
white wren
i hate rohan
flat palm
stiff imp
I hate him so much I bought a figure if him to admire
white wren
he's STUPID and i HATE him
white wren
he could just write that he knows who kira is hiding as, but doesn't
prime sky
he could just write that he knows who kira is hiding as, but doesn't
beacause of one thing, bites the dust
even before that he cannot change actaul things like that
flat palm
he could just write that he knows who kira is hiding as, but doesn't
i think there is a limit to the things heavens door can achieve. If the person doesnt know who Kiras identity is they cant say it
white wren
beacause of one thing, bites the dust
kira was hiding as kosaku kawajiri for a WHILE before he got bites the dust
prime sky
only opinions
stiff imp
he could just write that he knows who kira is hiding as, but doesn't
he cant write stuff in himself im pretty sure
prime sky
he cant write stuff in himself im pretty sure
Yes he cannot
white wren
he cant write stuff in himself im pretty sure
He did so during the cheap trick arc thing
stiff imp
he cant write stuff in himself im pretty sure
nd i think he cant write stuff that isnt physically possible
sick nymph
i haven't seen one piece or re zero, and i have no fucking clue who the third gu...
Sanji nearly died cause he saw a woman and almost bled out from a nosebleed
flat palm
He did so during the cheap trick arc thing
he used it on cheap trick but since cheap trick is apart of his body it came back to him
sick nymph
he used it on cheap trick but since cheap trick is apart of his body it came bac...
So when he wrote go to hell…
flat palm
Sanji nearly died cause he saw a woman and almost bled out from a nosebleed
this is why i love him
stiff imp
He did so during the cheap trick arc thing
He also has to make people see his manga pages to use heavens door, araki makes dumb plot devices (also stand shrinking)
white wren
he used it on cheap trick but since cheap trick is apart of his body it came bac...
yeah, the fact that he could use it on a stand that was technically his, should mean that he can use it on himself
prime sky
this is why i love him
i loveed rohan after he licked a spider
stiff imp
Sanji nearly died cause he saw a woman and almost bled out from a nosebleed
I started liking him because of his whole romantic-perv thing
flat palm
i loveed rohan after he licked a spider
I loved Rohan the moment i saw him
stiff imp
I started liking him because of his whole romantic-perv thing
When i found out why I just loved him even more
flat palm
yeah, the fact that he could use it on a stand that was technically his, should ...
yeah but if he did that there would be no stopping him. the entire story would go to shambles from his power
prime sky
I loved Rohan the moment i saw him
Tho there are (in my opinions) better characters rohan as least top 3
white wren
yeah but if he did that there would be no stopping him. the entire story would g...
okay then he should write that JOTARO knows who kira is
flat palm
Tho there are (in my opinions) better characters rohan as least top 3
yes i agree with opinions
my favs are Rohan, Yukako and Weather report
sick nymph
My list is pocoloco rohan hol horse and boingo in that order
stiff imp
Most of my favorites are pervs
Like idk why its just a magnet, the only ones I dislike are the poorly written ones like Mineta
Or teruteru
white wren
My list is pocoloco rohan hol horse and boingo in that order
i love hol horse sm
flat palm
okay then he should write that JOTARO knows who kira is
they knew he was kira for only a short time before he changed identity. since he changed identity they dont actually know where kira is or who is
sick nymph
i love hol horse sm
white wren
they knew he was kira for only a short time before he changed identity. since he...
They knew the name Yoshikage kira though
flat palm
They knew the name Yoshikage kira though
yes but that doesnt reveal him to be kosaku kawajiri
white wren
we could also just have heavens door give someone the stand ability to tell if someone is a serial killer just by looking at a photograph of them
flat palm
we could also just have heavens door give someone the stand ability to tell if s...
there are limitations..
white wren
such as?
flat palm
how are you meant to give someone a stand
they either have one dormant or born with it
white wren
i meant like change one of their own stands
flat palm
what if they just dont have one gng
stiff imp
we could also just have heavens door give someone the stand ability to tell if s...
He cant do things that aren't physically possible
flat palm
manipulating stand abilities is not one of Heavens doors abilities
he can write commands but he cant do the impossible
white wren
where does it say that
white wren
he can write commands but he cant do the impossible
if we include that rohan spinoff, then rohan (kind of) raised the dead, pretty sure he can do the impossible
flat palm
if we include that rohan spinoff, then rohan (kind of) raised the dead, pretty s...
wdym kind of
please elaborate
white wren
someone was basically undergoing death, and he wrote that their cause of death never happened, and they were fine
like they weren't FULLY dead yet, but they would have absolutely died had rohan not interfered like that
last palm
weird hair fella ragebaits strage speedo men to impress italian huzz and gets partially engaged to two of the three men
stiff imp
like they weren't FULLY dead yet, but they would have absolutely died had rohan ...
that isnt doing the impossible
stiff imp
weird hair fella ragebaits strage speedo men to impress italian huzz and gets pa...
part 2 was EASILY the gayest part
last palm
part 2 was EASILY the gayest part
well
stiff imp
kars/esidisi raising 2 kids together
white wren
that isnt doing the impossible
idk how death works, but the person had already died with the visuals of the pages inside her showing her memories vanishing rapidly
last palm
kars/esidisi raising 2 kids together
esikars mention
stiff imp
kars/esidisi raising 2 kids together
caesar and joseph…
last palm
Ilove esikars
stiff imp
caesar and joseph…
and joseph getting engaged to multiple large men
last palm
stiff imp
Ilove esikars
esikars CANON!!!!!🔥🔥
last palm
esikars CANON!!!!!🔥🔥
YES YES yes yes yes yes
white wren
esikars CANON!!!!!🔥🔥
YES
stiff imp
YES YES yes yes yes yes
last palm
Trust the only reason Kars didnt also give Joseph his wedding ring of death was because Esidisi has it💯💯💯
A little birdy told me btw
so
stiff imp
A little birdy told me btw
weird way to spell "araki" 😹✌️
last palm
weird way to spell "araki" 😹✌️
How does it feel to always be right 🥹✌️
white wren
btw chat am i still allowed to like jojos if im dating someone of the opposite gender
last palm
btw chat am i still allowed to like jojos if im dating someone of the opposite g...
well
white wren
we're both bisexual
last palm
yes
white wren
yay
stiff imp
btw chat am i still allowed to like jojos if im dating someone of the opposite g...
no youre banned
unless your bisexual
white wren
unless your bisexual
we're both bisexual
stiff imp
YOU HAVE TO BE QUEER TO LIKE JOJOS!1!1!1!1!!
flat palm
white wren
also im transgender
mystic blade
XD this is still going
stiff imp
I get harassed until I just say "uhh im bisexual ig idk"
flat palm
Thank you😭😭 When I say this usually people get pissed off at me
heh they be narrow minded. you gotta spread to all the possibilities
wait that sounds wrong
mystic blade
wait that sounds wrong
X3
flat palm
stiff imp
XD this is still going
Yes‼️
flat palm
Little crossdressing kid makes her victims schizophrenic
natsuki subaru the little girl user
mystic blade
No wait mb
stiff imp
natsuki subaru the little girl user
mystic blade
I messed up the user was a he
flat palm
mystic blade
https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-transformers-bruticus-gif-535047737032462...
Bruticus
white wren
i just remembered that the word for a boy who may be feminine is banned here
this is cruel
and unusual
flat palm
feminine boy
mystic blade
https://tenor.com/view/hideo-kojima-absolute-cinema-kojima-mgs-metal-g-gif-83857...
AAAAA
mystic blade
feminine boy
:3
flat palm
do they have stands
yes
mystic blade
I have the power of making straight men gay
white wren
I have the power of making anybody a fem boy
flat palm
I have the power of making straight men gay
white wren
I have the power of making *anybody* a fem boy
no fucking way it worked
mystic blade
no fucking way it worked
Happened many times
mystic blade
Me :3
white wren
gender does not matter you'll just become male
mystic blade
Sure buddy
It happened too many times
stiff imp
gender does not matter you'll just become male
did you use it on Anasui /j
mystic blade
XD
white wren
did you use it on Anasui /j
no, that would've messed with the timeline
I used it on many sbr characters
stiff imp
I kinda wanna cosplay a jojo character
mystic blade
Would make sense
stiff imp
I kinda wanna cosplay a jojo character
Im going this anime convention in a month or so
mystic blade
I kinda wanna cosplay a jojo character
My hair only lets me do vanilla ice or kars and i don't have the muscles for it
stiff imp
Im going this anime convention in a month or so
I could do Narancia
stiff imp
My hair only lets me do vanilla ice or kars and i don't have the muscles for it
i can't since I look so feminine people would think im a girl
white wren
i lwk need to find out what all these stand users have the abilities to do though
i dont wanna get turned into a donut
stiff imp
I genuinely hate how feminene i look😥
mystic blade
I genuinely hate how feminene i look😥
Trade?
stiff imp
Yeah
mystic blade
Ok lets find Cinderella
stiff imp
😭
white wren
My hair only lets me do vanilla ice or kars and i don't have the muscles for it
these are loser cosplay ideas
Cosplay the world
cosplay crazy diamond
Cosplay star platinum
stiff imp
I was thinking either Narancia or Mista
But my oldsr brother said id look trash as Mista lol
I would do Giorno but I dislike him
but i looove his design
wispy girder
A town… or is it?
cold radishBOT
@wispy girder, your Stand Rank is now 6!
mystic blade
Guys what would be link's stand?
flat palm
Guys what would be link's stand?
flat palm
dont you mean the master sword or whatever
stiff imp
dont you mean the master sword or whatever
Yeah
I feel like thatd be his stand
Nothing special or anything though
white wren
I should kill somebody by the name of Jack Gibson
what kind of name is Gibson anyway
he deserves it
stiff imp
this might be a hot take but jojo fandom kinda queerbaits
Because there are not many confirmed queer characters
like i mean theres dragona but shes super recent so it doesnt count
white wren
Because there are not many confirmed queer characters
i mean pucci is asexual
dio is bisexual
actually yeah
not that many that i can think of
but drawing conclusions about characters shouldn't be out of the question
stiff imp
theres dio, pucci, and dragona
there are more that are heviley implied (speedwagon) but not explicitly canon
white wren
speedwagon definitely dated jonathan
stiff imp
I think it was one sided
Which is why I think its so tragic
You could make arguement that Jolyne is pan or that Jodio and Dragona are aroace
Theres Valentines wife whos lesbian
but also a pedo
fallen bronze
man who talks about spinach deficieny is killed by pink man into his hair
exotic bay
2 men in love with each over target a a near grown adult by taking his tongue
atomic sail
Local vampire man pulls a fnaf springtrap in the 1800s to spite his adopted brother, chaos ensuse
spiral sparrow
British man in 1914 chopped a leg off of the German soldier
deep chasm
British New Yorker, Italian man, and cyborg nazi beat up evil god and his lackies
atomic sail
British man in 1914 chopped a leg off of the German soldier
Never ask the oldest joestar (thats still alive I think Idk we havent seen him in a while) where he was during ww2
cold radishBOT
@atomic sail, your Stand Rank is now 1!
next hawk
A race across America for 50 million and the body of Jesus
buoyant hollow
first ever "straight" man to be conceived by two other men gets thrown smackdab in the middle of a family packed full generational trauma and proceeds to be hunted by the rock cartel as he investigates his beginings
barren pumice
Bastard child delinquent beats up kind family man on his way to work
patent fulcrum
Two boys hate each other and become immortal
strange bane
Evil chef is actually kind and sinister pompadour kid tells hungry kid to drop meat
haughty patrol
gay vampire bullies rich guys family and kills his dog, rich guy makes out with SPEEDWAGON RAHHHH and they live happily ever after
hushed lantern
11 year old gets blown up over sandwich
slim pagoda
hand fetish uses his dead father which is stuck in a photo to hide his identity from people with weird hair.
stiff salmon
agressive orphan with daddy issues moves into a rich manor and takes over the only son's life as well as killing his dog
polar linden
european dudes haul a turtle with a woman inside of it around italy while being chased by a white power ranger, quirked up doctor house with a mold kink, and a man with extremely bad split personality disorder.
last nacelle
Homosexual cowboy and crippled man fight the u.s president
hidden sable
mortal plinth
Part 7: gay cowboys gyrating their balls of steel in order to kill the president
I have a better one: the half velociraptor reincarnation of a 100 year old psychic British vampire is investigating a 14 year old girl who is trying to rip Jesus’ heart out of the president of the united state’s body by seducing his lesbian wife
royal swan
A gay gun boy almost dies by ice man but soonly gets saved by gay boy sucking him
glass steeple
Cripple beats up president talm bout some napkin
mortal plinth
The hell is “talm”
azure folio
jojo you need to ride this enormous stone pillar coated in oil in order to defeat the three gayest men alive
still dragon
Cowboy cripple kills the president cuz Jesus told him to
autumn sky
Man fights a hot man with even hotter hands
modest rapids
an Orange blows up a city block in Italy with airstrikes
acoustic dew
Bisexual vampire's counterpart and the president want to kill gay cowboys
flat palm
idk man 2 gay cowboys dancing on a chocolate disco then having a civil war
stiff imp
Bastard child delinquent beats up kind family man on his way to work
literally every episode lmfao
flat palm
YOU CANT SAY IT’S NOT GAY, TIZIANO WAS STROKING SQUALO’S CHEST
we also cant forget that speedwagon used his hot chest to thaw out zepellis arm
mortal plinth
SpeeeeeeedwaGOHN
prisma grove
Hand fetisher loses to a bunch of highschoolers and a Marine Biologist
sacred valley
evil twelve year old puts on an evil mask and becomes a big buff oily man and haunts a bloodline
flat palm
englishman stuffs his big pigeon in an italians mans mouth
devout sparrow
Gambling with aliens
devout zenith
nichijou but WEIRDER!
deep forge
One of america's richest men teams up with literal nazis to beat big muscular men
coarse carbon
One of america's richest men teams up with literal nazis to beat big muscular me...
mm big muscular men
stable tangle
kid wakes up with 4 balls and no memory, blows bubbles to survive??!?!
rotund dock
An old man murders his fetus with tar and breathing
deep forge
mm big muscular men
Fr🤤
languid sparrow
Disabled man rides on horse collecting Jesus's bones to kill donald trump
cold radishBOT
@languid sparrow, your Stand Rank is now 4!
rose bison
poker goes very wrong
full wedge
yellow slime
lavish veldt
Homosexual priest tries to reset the universe using a plant baby
karmic osprey
1 brother become vampire other 1 becomes electronic and they fight a few times until they go on the titanic and DIE
timid helm
The entire polnareff subplot resumed
A sadomasochist man hides in a freezer to attack a other man with a weirdo hair in an hotel room with a fuckin doll
lilac mason
Volcano
mild flame
Stringy daughter of a protagonist gathers prison friends to beat up homosexual priest, traumatizing an 11 year old in the process
alpine lodge
so theres this guy right and his was name was I forgot...
atomic sail
evil twelve year old puts on an evil mask and becomes a big buff oily man and ha...
This is literally the plot of fnaf but replace the 12 year old with a middle aged man and then it’s more accurate
vivid cliff
british kenshiro beats the shit out of his bisexual brother
white oxide
Man beats up the undead after they killed his boyfriend with a rock
worldly aspen
kid with skill issue gets blown up
heavy spire
itallian guy that makes bubbles dies to a rock due to his own shadow
buoyant hollow
a malicious middleschooler and his transgender baddie sister getting filthy rich
rock paper scissors ranked
uhh.. toxic yaoi vs doomed yaoi (wreckingball arc)
gleaming shoal
yo ur mom fina die so uh we gotta kill a vampire
fallen coral
Teenager goes to jail and is hunted by a gay priest
stable quiver
Mafia boss sells drugs and gets sent into an infinite death loop
cold radishBOT
@stable quiver, your Stand Rank is now 1!
glass steeple
Mafia boss sells drugs and gets sent into an infinite death loop
Ayyyy
tall tundra
bomber cat and serial killer reset time with a child.
orchid orbit
Kid loses his clothes and gets hunted by a bizzare man that licks his lips when he sees the kid
cold radishBOT
@orchid orbit, your Stand Rank is now 3!
slate fog
prison inmate strips down and spreads it out for all the officers to see💔
half drum
Nonchalant kid fights vampire for his mom that he calls a bitch
sick nymph
im gonna repeat one cause its so funny and loud = funny
gay homophobic Italian teen calls an airstrike on an innocent gay couple because they tried to get him to do tongue stuff with them.
silk ocean
gay homophobic Italian teen calls an airstrike on an innocent gay couple because...
gay homophobic
marble crystal
two guys called caesar and joseph are in a yaoi relationship and joseph likes to cross dress and roleplay
sick nymph
gay homophobic
Yes
fringe whale
felon who touches herself to moonlight fails to prevent her local priest from ending the universe
austere cradle
Steel ball cancer running
rugged current
Alzheimer
nimble quail
two guys called caesar and joseph are in a yaoi relationship and joseph likes to...
yes
mom cancer so Im gonna kill a guy in the other part of the earth
latent rivet
bye bye donald trump
lofty gull
I want a 6'5ft goth mommy with big tittes to step on me
high talon
Eat shit asshole
silk ocean
funny cowboy kill hot chicken man
celest lichen
17 year old catches his 2 friends seemingly getting freaky on a bench and feels very disturbed
silk ocean
17 year old catches his 2 friends seemingly getting freaky on a bench and feels ...
*very good and want to join them
celest lichen
*very good and want to join them
plain ivy
Police sexually harassed the main character in the first 10 panels😭
eternal acorn
Fat boy with help of his tiny minions become rich
But 2 weird haired boys came and try to fool him
unkempt sable
Someone finds friends and then goes on a quest to kill their grandfather for fun
sick nymph
weird kid shaped like a water chestnut dies over subway
tidal python
Rock paper scissors and the loser dies in the most cruel way
keen warren
A group of gangsters dont have a fun trip to Florence
fringe whale
Fat boy with help of his tiny minions become rich
But 2 weird haired boys came ...
i like this one
hard torrent
Crippled 19yrs races across the USA in 1790 with a gay cowboy who end up fighting the evil president of San Francisco who cracked a man’s wife who had already been married under the age of consent an is now being sacrificed for said president to get powers while the gay cowboys are posing in the sand like it’s a runway
sick nymph
Straight man touches balls for the first time and feels something electric
sharp niche
undead tibetan monk runs around New York naked in order to kill his grandson
fringe whale
undead tibetan monk runs around New York naked in order to kill his grandson
wait what’s this one
i don’t remember that
sharp niche
fringe whale
oh wait i forgot straizo is lisa lisa’s dad mb
sharp niche
many do!
fringe whale
more proof that i need to rewatch
sharp niche
🙂↕️🙂↕️ it’s always a good time for a rewatch!
jaunty mantle
Man murders town because of hand fetish
upbeat bay
Men engage in road rage 🗣️🔥