[26/1/2] What Stand would you use better than its user?

[verbal perch]

i would crack spice girl

[cedar sleet]

Catch me cracking Paisley Park and Tusk Act 4

[vernal slate]

SAME

[steep stone]

Answer my question, I summon you directly from the Arkham Asylum.

[vernal slate]

I WAS JUST THINKING THAT

[verbal perch]

bouncing on and off that ass

✌️

[cedar sleet]

Enigma? I'ma find it out

[sharp radish]

Imagine accelerating time whilst throwing punches to barrage faster than SP. Or even using a tommy gun, accelerating time, and having bullets that hit almost instantly

[crimson oasis]

Cracking someone who has Spice Girl would be awesome

[crimson oasis]

Wait, you can actually stop the time acceleration?

[heady rampart]

@crimson oasis, your Stand Rank is now 6!

[cedar sleet]

Spice girl wouldn't be good, you touch them and all of a sudden you're not hard anymore

[steep stone]

He's @meager grove Pucci

[vernal slate]

Use protection

[verbal perch]

but doesn’t it only accelerate time and not movement of things and peeps

[verbal perch]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

[cedar sleet]

It speeds up non-living material

[verbal perch]

I AM NOT CRAZY

[verbal perch]

ohhhhhhh

[sharp radish]

Honestly? Holly Kujo's stand. (Since her stand is her)

[steep stone]

AND @meager grove It's his DIO.

[verbal perch]

that got deleted very fast

[crimson oasis]

My point was very good 💔

[cedar sleet]

So bullets would work, and Pucci implied he could stop it once everyone had gained their fates

[steep stone]

Understandable

[meager grove]

The sun

[steep stone]

[vernal slate]

Is it tight

[sharp radish]

No, it's like accelerating the tic speed of a command block in minecraft. It accelerates both time, and the things that happen in time, like when during time acceleration, doors were closing faster, waves were speeding up, etc

[crimson oasis]

[pine remnant]

Harvest, maybe

[meager grove]

Actually

The empress

Not the sun

[crimson oasis]

[obtuse path]

The hand

[meager grove]

Remove all coloured people's rights and womens

[crimson oasis]

Wtf I'm reading bro 💔

[verbal perch]

aaaaa i get it now

[sharp radish]

FRR

[vernal slate]

Crack November rain cuz of that big hole at the bottom

[verbal perch]

thanks for explaining

[jaunty terrace]

All of them because i’m like lowkey him ykwim

[heady rampart]

@jaunty terrace, your Stand Rank is now 3!

[verbal perch]

..

[steep stone]

WTF

[sharp radish]

https://tenor.com/view/hirohiko-araki-jojo's-bizarre-adventure-fear-scared-araki-gif-8447879155140833840

[verbal perch]

INVISIBLE BABY

WE ARE ALLLLL CRACKING INVISIBLE BABY

[vernal slate]

We listen and we don’t judge..?

[crimson oasis]

[main basin]

VRO HE WANTED ME TO JOIN HIS SERVER WHAY

[meager grove]

Y'all so weird

[sharp radish]

YEEAAHHHH

[vernal slate]

[main basin]

HELL NAW 💔💔

[verbal perch]

look who said that…

[vernal slate]

Why do you guys wanna crack the baby

[meager grove]

I'm like the only normal person here

[verbal perch]

😭😭

[vernal slate]

I think you’re a great person

[verbal perch]

gaslighting at its finest…

[sharp radish]

I might friend you AGAIN bc of what you said

[verbal perch]

U REMKVED ME ?

YO

[sharp radish]

No, NO

[verbal perch]

since when😭😭😭

[steep stone]

Kinda Hot tbw

[main basin]

im scared

[sharp radish]

I DIDNT

[meager grove]

I have an idea, put holes in all condoms

[verbal perch]

OH

[main basin]

[crimson oasis]

[main basin]

EVIL WHA

NO

[sharp radish]

https://tenor.com/view/sml-jeffy-why-you-do-that-why-would-you-do-that-why-did-you-do-that-gif-18494935

[main basin]

SOTP

[vernal slate]

What’s the point of the protection

[meager grove]

Just go into stores and poke holes in them

[main basin]

SOMEONE GET THUS GUY

[thorny dust]

Obv golden experience

[heady rampart]

@thorny dust, your Stand Rank is now 4!

[thorny dust]

Yooo

[meager grove]

No more

[vernal slate]

Why not use them first then put them back in the package

[verbal perch]

we gotta loc this guy up

[sharp radish]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/933392958525427733/1136961869295403069/image.gif

[meager grove]

Twin?

[thorny dust]

[verbal perch]

oh nah

stop cursing my eyes

[vernal slate]

What? No waste

[thorny dust]

Impersonator

[vernal slate]

You give back to the people

[thorny dust]

Jokes

[steep stone]

He deserves to be in Diavolo's death loop.

[meager grove]

Nuh uh

[crimson oasis]

Bro my friend just sent me a freaking text about why breeding a Vaporeon is very good and logic

[thorny dust]

Im the og

[vernal slate]

Cehakwudjaoeorusjoiiroapwoeoqamsnfnd

[meager grove]

Fuck you are

[verbal perch]

i might just use killer queen on all of you crazy people

especially yellow…

[vernal slate]

Is killer queen tight tho

[thorny dust]

[meager grove]

Use killer Queen on random baby's

[vernal slate]

Idk if I can hold back

[crimson oasis]

I might use Made In Heaven just to reset this universe

[vernal slate]

https://tenor.com/view/virtual-insanity-virtual-insanity-template-walking-dancing-rearranging-furnitures-gif-27710286

[main basin]

Im gonna ask for his age hopefully

[verbal perch]

https://tenor.com/view/griffith-gif-1636832912296762914

[sharp radish]

https://tenor.com/view/jonathan-joestar-phantom-blood-jjba-pouty-gif-23431718

[meager grove]

Js go in a mall or a crowd then use killer Queen on the baby's

[vernal slate]

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-up-good-job-okay-games-meme-gif-9114801

[meager grove]

Js keep spamming explosion

[verbal perch]

wow

[sharp radish]

https://tenor.com/view/sml-jeffy-why-you-do-that-why-would-you-do-that-why-did-you-do-that-gif-18494935

[verbal perch]

https://tenor.com/view/ace-attorney-phoenix-wright-objection-capcom-gif-20965907

[meager grove]

Use the sun on American so then they think the Chinese are bombing them

[verbal perch]

what does killing babies do..

[meager grove]

Then use the sun on asia

[vernal slate]

Whahhahahaha

[verbal perch]

u wanted to poke holes in condoms and now kill babies.

[meager grove]

Yea

[vernal slate]

It’s all part of a plan

[meager grove]

And?

[vernal slate]

Trust the process

[crimson oasis]

Guys hear me out

Josuke's Mom

[meager grove]

I have worse stuff to say

[verbal perch]

heard

we cracking

[vernal slate]

Me me me me me lemme crack

[verbal perch]

gangbang

[meager grove]

Okay okuyasu

[steep stone]

IS red chilli Pepper a Smash?

[verbal perch]

banginggang

[meager grove]

Nah

The empress

[verbal perch]

https://tenor.com/view/isaac-netero-netero-renatojxd-netero-chairman-netero-netero-vs-meruem-gif-16058120

[vernal slate]

NETERO

[verbal perch]

i refuse.

[steep stone]

He still has a little bit of sanity left in him...

[verbal perch]

the goat

[vernal slate]

Fr

[verbal perch]

hisoka the goat.

slams

https://tenor.com/view/hisoka-happy-hisoka-vs-gon-hxh-hunter-x-hunter-gif-16556305

[vernal slate]

https://tenor.com/view/hisoka-gif-14143763

[crimson oasis]

Wth is he doing this pose 💔🥀

[verbal perch]

you know what’s up gang

[meager grove]

Increase taxes

[vernal slate]

He’s getting turned on by Gon

[verbal perch]

creaming because of gon and killua

[meager grove]

Make homeless people pay taxes

[steep stone]

Why the hell does he look so freaky?

[verbal perch]

he’s a freak bru

YO WAIT

[meager grove]

Give homeless people bags of spem and say it's milk then give them cereal and a bowl so they use ig

It

[verbal perch]

you guys haven’t watched hxh…

🥹

[crimson oasis]

Worse than Dio???

[vernal slate]

https://tenor.com/view/gon-gon-freecs-hunter-x-hunter-gon-dance-gif-9886539082376104251

[vernal slate]

I have

[steep stone]

Have you tried it? If so, does it taste good?

[vernal slate]

It’s peak

[meager grove]

Crack

[verbal perch]

what’s ur favorite arc

[vernal slate]

He’s 12

[crimson oasis]

[meager grove]

It taste alright

[crimson oasis]

He's gonna say "age it's just a number"

[vernal slate]

Chimera ant arc (cuz Gon was so cool”

[vernal slate]

Spotify said that too on my wrapped

I didn’t know I was 41

[verbal perch]

chimera was so good but toooo long

[meager grove]

If their age is on the clock I'm on the block

[vernal slate]

RIP pokkle

[crimson oasis]

[vernal slate]

And kite

[verbal perch]

i personally loved yorksnew and the game

like the uhhhh

[vernal slate]

What if you get cock blocked

[verbal perch]

what was it called

GREED ISLAND

[vernal slate]

Greed island

[verbal perch]

yes

[meager grove]

Hear me out on the mutated dog girl thing in full metal

[verbal perch]

yes those arcs were so good

[turbid gorge]

i know the hand is the obvious best answer but i want to be creative so ima go with whitesnake

[steep stone]

Is it worth trying?

[verbal perch]

ooooo thats highly a cool one

[wooden trail]

The hand

[vernal slate]

https://tenor.com/view/rezero-subaru-subaru-spiderman-2098-re-zero-subaru-re-zero-subaru-death-stare-gif-12504471671407549520

[verbal perch]

jobs bro jobs

i need a job

[crimson oasis]

Jobs bro..... Jobs....

[verbal perch]

money

yummy

apple

https://tenor.com/view/viking-kratos-kratos-falling-gif-6333762479708829172

[vernal slate]

What’s your fav stands

[verbal perch]

heavens door

[vernal slate]

https://tenor.com/view/chrollo-lucilfer-chrollo-hunter-x-hunter-hxh-gif-24952182

[crimson oasis]

I just blink 💔

[steep stone]

Profissão ou ação?...

[verbal perch]

rohan my favorite character

🥹🥹

[next bolt]

Green Day

[meager grove]

Kill all cancer patients before they get their wish

[crimson oasis]

Soft & Wet (without Go Beyond)

[crimson oasis]

Os 2....

[sharp radish]

Star platinum jotsro should have won

[vernal slate]

My favourite stands are:
Sticky fingers
Doggystyle
Soft and wet
Cream

[verbal perch]

i also love crazy diamond

[crimson oasis]

W list

[crimson oasis]

In which fight?

[vernal slate]

Ty

[verbal perch]

probably part 6

[crimson oasis]

Jotaro NEVER had a chance

[verbal perch]

honestly your right

[crimson oasis]

Especially with Jolyne in that fight

[verbal perch]

bro didn’t know anything about the situation

after getting out of that coma state

[steep stone]

was I the only one who noticed how much nerfed Joseph in part 3?

[vernal slate]

We noticed alright but he’s so cool still

[verbal perch]

joseph my absolute goat

[crimson oasis]

"Jotaro, your weakness is your daughter"

[verbal perch]

but i mean

[crimson oasis]

We all noticed

[steep stone]

OUR Absolute Goat

[verbal perch]

jolyne and jotaro their fight was very meaningful to me

very poetic

[vernal slate]

“Why didn’t jotaro use star finger”💔

[verbal perch]

i also just really like jolyne tbh

[steep stone]

That's good, because I know people who didn't notice 😔✌️

[verbal perch]

shessocool

[vernal slate]

She’s a great Main character imo

[verbal perch]

https://tenor.com/view/jolyne-cujoh-jolyne-menacing-jojo-menacing-stone-ocean-gif-23983332

[verbal perch]

freaked out jail girl

[crimson oasis]

Jolyne is better written than his Father 💔

[verbal perch]

touching herself while looking at the sun

[crimson oasis]

But honestly

[vernal slate]

I like it that way

[vernal slate]

The moon

[crimson oasis]

Why the hell in his first day in prison jolyne was touching herself

[verbal perch]

oops

[vernal slate]

Araki like wine gets better with time

[verbal perch]

BRO

U CANT SAY

GONING

[crimson oasis]

Exactly, we see that in the end of part 6 and in part 7

[atomic yarrow]

Heaven's door cuz I'd just make millions of dollars

[verbal perch]

how so

[vernal slate]

Explain

[atomic yarrow]

Telling it to do that or something idk

[verbal perch]

just tell everyone to store there lives savings into MY bank

i knew it

[crimson oasis]

[vernal slate]

just tell the government that ur not evading taxes with heavens door

And boom

No taxes

https://tenor.com/view/jamiroqaui-travelling-without-moving-canned-heat-virtual-insanity-jay-kay-gif-23333220

[verbal perch]

https://tenor.com/view/joseph-joestar-memed-jjba-handsome-smile-gif-14599426

[atomic yarrow]

Just tell heavens door to make me the president

[vernal slate]

Kira would of been 200 IQ if he just let the morioh gang die instead of rewinding again with bites the dust

[steep stone]

Go to Elon Musk, remove his ability to deny and break what he said, and ask him if he'll give you all his money.

[hollow heron]

za hando

[atomic yarrow]

I'll remove everyone's ability to release😈

[vernal slate]

Release what

[atomic yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-jojo-bizarre-adventure-jojo's-bizarre-adventure-rohan-kishibe-jjba-gif-1682479775470610804

[vernal slate]

I’ll just use glue next time I guess

Still looks the same

[steep stone]

Ow hell Nah 💔🥀

[heady rampart]

@steep stone, your Stand Rank is now 4!

[vernal slate]

Gappy has 4 balls does he shoot two loads at a time or does he shoot for longer like an automatic

[low pecan]

The hand bro

[vernal slate]

Why is everyone saying the hand gng😔

[crimson flicker]

emporio's stand (the pocket thing)

[steep stone]

Longer, because do you happen to release it twice in a row?

[atomic yarrow]

Squirt gun

[vernal slate]

I mean he has 4 balls

[steep stone]

And you have two

[vernal slate]

Hmm..🤔

[pliant belfry]

Aerosmith

[crimson oasis]

His stand it's NOT a pocket

[fallow magnet]

The Hand or Killer Queen

[atomic yarrow]

Does gappys stand react to him releasing his load

[crimson oasis]

[steep stone]

Idk, maybe

[atomic yarrow]

Curios because what bubbles would it release

When it happens

[meager grove]

Break all homeless people's legs

Then feed them rat poison

[steep stone]

Idk, Ask Araki (if he hasn't forgotten).

[steep stone]

The devil is afraid of this guy...

[vernal slate]

Through what method will you be using to restrain them

[dull coral]

the hand obviusly

[modest stag]

Bohemian Rhapsody

[fervent quartz]

Probably planet waves

[heady rampart]

@fervent quartz, your Stand Rank is now 2!

[ornate kiln]

Smooth operators

[wise latch]

Ratt, I'm much smarter than a rodent

[vernal slate]

Are you sure

[ornate kiln]

Keep telling yourself that

[vernal slate]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-invincible-gif-3935116808772397515

[ornate kiln]

We talking the same rat who no scoped jotaro

Twice

[wise latch]

Can a rat use forks? Don't think ao

[ornate kiln]

Yes

[wise latch]

Fine then

[vernal slate]

I mean they are too big for him

He wouldn’t be able to

Wait nvm

[wise latch]

Id use Cheap Trick better than Rohan did lowk

[naive tangle]

Geb: I would not attack a group of stand users in the desert WITH A WATER BASED STAND.

[wise latch]

The stand is the water itself so it doesn't really matter where you use it

[vernal slate]

He’s blind too

[naive tangle]

Exactly

[wise latch]

Geb would stay the same size even if it was in the ocean

[naive tangle]

Yeah but it would be better to be in a water based environment

[vernal slate]

Survivor in the ocean 😭

[naive tangle]

Camouflage and slight water manipulation

[wise latch]

Hmm

[naive tangle]

Also I would not be blind

[wise latch]

You would have to be away from the ocean then

[vernal slate]

https://tenor.com/view/jamiroqaui-travelling-without-moving-canned-heat-virtual-insanity-jay-kay-gif-23333220

[sharp radish]

canned heat would be such an epic stand

[vernal slate]

Yeah it would

[sharp radish]

the one he lost

[naive tangle]

Mih fight

The only one he lost

Basically

[crimson oasis]

Rat?????

[sharp radish]

he should have won

[crimson oasis]

The rat fight when he lost

[vernal slate]

Araki did base off weather reports designed off of Jamiroquai so maybe we’ll get a canned heat stand

[naive tangle]

He lived.

[sharp radish]

moving infinitely fast because of skipped time is faster than moving really fast

[crimson oasis]

Jotaro had 0 chances to win that fight

[sharp radish]

yeah

[crimson oasis]

He still lost the fight

[naive tangle]

He also won technicaly

[sharp radish]

fym 0 chances

his only weakness was jolyne

[naive tangle]

His goal wasn’t to personally beat up the rat

[crimson oasis]

If Josuke wasn't there, Jotaro would DIE

[naive tangle]

It was to ensure Josue could

[sharp radish]

he tried to protect her and died because of it

if it was one on one he would beat pucci

[wise latch]

I wonder about people who said Bohemian Rhapsody because you literally can't control the stand it just does whatever it wants

[naive tangle]

He was intentionally bait

He did his job

[vernal slate]

Aww man

[crimson oasis]

Bro, you need to understand Pucci was ACCELERATING THE FREAKING TIME

PUCCI WAS VERY FAST ON THAT FIGHT

And

[sharp radish]

why are they showing toby smith jumping around when it says jay kay

[wise latch]

You know when I think about it, Akira was pretty dumb to fight Josuke at the docks, where there's a crap ton of water

[sharp radish]

you need to understand that jotaro can STOP time

[vernal slate]

Not sure man

[wise latch]

Like rhcps only weakness

[sharp radish]

think about it bro

[vernal slate]

https://tenor.com/view/jamiroquai-virtual-insanity-music-music-video-dance-gif-12535046981518839902

[sharp radish]

stopping time

[naive tangle]

For a couple seconds

[sharp radish]

moving infinitely faster than the speed of light

even for a couple of seconds

[crimson oasis]

Time Stop would do nothing in that fight because in Time Acceleration the 5 seconds of time stop will turn into 1-2 seconds

[sharp radish]

is way faster than pucci

[wise latch]

Do... You know how time works?

[naive tangle]

Also it was shortened because of time acceleration

[naive tangle]

Jotaro doesn’t

[wise latch]

Time can't accelerate if it's frozen

[sharp radish]

bro doesn't believe in gravity

[naive tangle]

He lost a good 2 seconds at least because of time accel

[sharp radish]

jotaro is the only one that can move

[vernal slate]

Correct

[sharp radish]

he's the only one who can see in stopped time

the only one aware of it unless he tells someone

[naive tangle]

Rewatch/read the finale

[sharp radish]

he pauses reality

and does shi

[naive tangle]

That’s what happens

[sharp radish]

pucci just runs really fast

[wise latch]

Not even in part 5 yet

Boy 2 Man because that kid is a dumbass

[naive tangle]

Not quite

[sharp radish]

https://tenor.com/view/arazkeir-weliton-monogatari-araragi-kizumonogatari-gif-11732632

[wise latch]

Id play rock paper scissors better than him

[crimson oasis]

Hold up, let me check if Time Stop really is the counter of Time Acceleration

[vernal slate]

jotaro still had 5 seconds of timestop in the finale of part 6

Pucci was just as fast as bullet train what can jotaro do against the ultimate runner

[naive tangle]

You missed a few details

[sharp radish]

i'm fucking tired of pucci getting upscaled this motherfucker lost against a literal kid with some rain clouds

[wise latch]

Puccis power is to accelerate infinitely

[sharp radish]

think about it this way

[vernal slate]

Thinking

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-up-good-job-okay-games-meme-gif-9114801

[sharp radish]

there is no time between the movement outside of time stop

so jotaro moves infinitely fast

process that

and also

[wise latch]

Id use heat waves better than the guy who used it

[sharp radish]

he can stop fucking time

so the running speed doesn't matter

[vernal slate]

I see

[sharp radish]

he can stop time and kill pucci anyway

[vernal slate]

I understand

[wise latch]

Id just not be near the meteor when it fell down

[sharp radish]

BECAUSE PUCCI CAN'T MOVE IN STOPPED TIME

[naive tangle]

He accelerates everything that isn’t alive and himself. That’s more than just running fast

[naive tangle]

He did though (technically)

[crimson oasis]

Pucci can kill Jotaro before he activates his time stop btw

Think about that

[vernal slate]

Pucci could of blitzed emporio while he was running 😭😔

[sharp radish]

he literally just did that bc it looks cool bro

[wise latch]

Id use d4c better than Valentine because I just wouldn't leave the alternate realm

[naive tangle]

Yeah, that’s still moving though.

[wise latch]

He's a dumbass for doing that lowkey

[sharp radish]

shut the fuck up

[crimson oasis]

Chill bro, chill

[vernal slate]

He just hates Pucci

We all do

Except for the Pucci fans

[naive tangle]

Can you do a watch together with Crunchyroll?

[sharp radish]

i don't hate pucci i'm just tired of him getting upscaled

like he's not that strong

[crimson oasis]

I don't hate Pucci

[wise latch]

He is that strong

[naive tangle]

What

[sharp radish]

so many situations in which pucci could have lost

[wise latch]

It's jus that he fought stronger

[sharp radish]

so many people could beat pucci

[vernal slate]

🪄

[naive tangle]

I hate upscales to but he is definitely strong

[wise latch]

So many people could beat DIO doesn't mean he ain't strong

[sharp radish]

for instance

shinobu from monogatari

SHE is really strong

[crimson oasis]

Bro, you just have to understand Jotaro had 0 chances
With or without Time Stop

[sharp radish]

but nobody ever powerscales her???

[vernal slate]

Dio was playing around with Jotaro. That timestop carries any stand

[crimson oasis]

Idk who the hell is that

[sharp radish]

no

[crimson oasis]

Yes

[vernal slate]

if Dio had no timestop I don’t think he would win against jotaro

Time stop is so OP

[wise latch]

Guys Wonder of U is weak because he got defeated by a bubble

[sharp radish]

https://tenor.com/view/monogatari-shinobu-walking-gif-14550355

this little girl

[wise latch]

That's basically what you're saying

[naive tangle]

A spinny bubble

[crimson oasis]

Exactly

[sharp radish]

like she would solo pucci in an instant

[vernal slate]

A bubble that goes beyond the laws of physics as well as calamity

Bluetooth bubble

https://tenor.com/view/death-note-misora-naomi-misora-naomi-death-stare-gif-7312237509524715724

[sharp radish]

bluetooth bubble

[wise latch]

Also lowk everyone gets solod by that guy whos ability is to turn things into fiction with screws

[sharp radish]

https://tenor.com/view/we-are-one-piece-luffy-run-one-piece-we-are-gif-19741384

i'm gonna jump off a cliff

[naive tangle]

Low key I would use star platinum better than Jotaro (post sdc)

[vernal slate]

No

[wise latch]

Id use man in the mirror better than Illuso

[meager grove]

Replace spare organs with chicken meat

[crimson oasis]

Do it, I hate when a jjba fan can't read correctly his own manga/anime

[wise latch]

So much alternate dimension stands where the user just keeps leaving the dimension for whatever reason

[naive tangle]

I would just train the time stop instead of petting it diminish.

[wise latch]

If you stay inside your dimension you're basically invincible

[meager grove]

Fahh

You've been here for ages

Damn

[sharp radish]

i'd use stands better than most users because nobody else can see the abilities anyway

[vernal slate]

[title card]

[meager grove]

Can't say shit

[sharp radish]

so i'd never get caught

[meager grove]

Fahhhhh

[sharp radish]

like imagine sitting in class and the fucking teacher starts vomitting razorblades

how would they know it's me

they wouldn't

[upbeat ibex]

crazy daimond

[naive tangle]

Wtf did your teacher do to you

[wise latch]

Ego at its finest

[sharp radish]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-umineko-low-tier-god-meme-gif-17989452469443165352

[wise latch]

You would not use crazy diamond better than Josuke I can tell you that

[crimson oasis]

We all know you're gonna be a medic with Crazy Diamond 💔

[upbeat ibex]

id be able to make everyone speak the truth so easily

[vernal slate]

Can we not forget how useful stands are anyways? Like how is star platinum phasing through Joseph’s body to make his heart beat again I thought only diver down could go inside people.

Any stand that doesn’t kill you is cool tbh

[sharp radish]

i'd use gold experience to make myself a bigger dih

[vestal stirrup]

idk prob surface or smth

[wise latch]

Any stand can phase into people

[vernal slate]

That’s gonna hurt

[crimson oasis]

That was plot hole

[upbeat ibex]

break their legs and hands without causing alot of blood lost then fix them after getting what i want

[wise latch]

It's just Diver Down can do anything while other stands are more limited

[crimson oasis]

(or something like that)

[sharp radish]

worse things have happened in golden wind

[wise latch]

Well not bound stands but you know what I mean

[sharp radish]

i'd rather cut off my dick cleanly and replace it with a butterfly or something rather than rip scissors out of my throat

[upbeat ibex]

that also could work

[wise latch]

Can we like not

[vernal slate]

https://tenor.com/view/pirate-writing-meme-blackbeard-writing-subaru-natsuki-rezero-gif-8220403602068444990

[upbeat ibex]

metalica is also great

[sharp radish]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/927659374372081714/1155006123900940328/shrimp.gif

[wise latch]

Id use sex pistols better because I'm not scared of a number like stupid mista is

[naive tangle]

But it was bad luck trust

[vernal slate]

https://tenor.com/view/toru-kindest-villain-jojolion-tooru-jojo-gif-10995964771092372510

[crimson oasis]

Narancia died because of number 4 btw

[naive tangle]

Or fate wanted to fw musta

[wise latch]

How it feels to know the og video

[sharp radish]

i'd use soft and wet to steal some1s verginity

[naive tangle]

Its virginity

[heady rampart]

@naive tangle, your Stand Rank is now 2!

[vernal slate]

Peperone💗

[naive tangle]

🤓

[sharp radish]

it's spelt vergil actually

[vernal slate]

https://tenor.com/view/jackpot-devil-may-cry-gun-dante-pose-gif-14329655

[naive tangle]

What?

[crimson oasis]

I'd use Soft & Wet and start studying science and Bryologist

[wise latch]

https://tenor.com/view/dio-jojo's-bizarre-adventure-brushing-teeth-british-teeth-gif-2469929519486156158

[crimson oasis]

(idk if I said it correctly)

[sharp radish]

dude i can do so much evil shit with a stand

[vernal slate]

As a British vampire should!

[naive tangle]

I think we are talking about 2 different words brochacho

[crimson oasis]

See guys, even the lord Dio brush his Teeths

[sharp radish]

having an invisible spirit that can do stuff is fucking sick

[vernal slate]

You don’t know ball😔

[sharp radish]

like even if it's just a pair of arms with no special abilities

that's already super OP in real life

[crimson oasis]

Worse than Dio?

[wise latch]

Id use King Crimson and kill somebody named taumu2_34307 lowk

[sharp radish]

i'm just saying i could do some evil shit and never get caught

[naive tangle]

Nope 😔

[crimson oasis]

I'd use GER to kill somebody called @meager grove

[vernal slate]

Yes

[vernal slate]

We can all be Doppio

[meager grove]

Rude

[vernal slate]

Chill out on yellow he’s not the most diabolical mastermind

[wise latch]

Why's my keyboard keep tryna make me leak my own passwords

[meager grove]

Yes he is

[sharp radish]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo's-bizarre-adventure-golden-wind-vento-aureo-king-crimson-doppio-gif-2022950555621191087

yes exactly what i was thinking

[crimson oasis]

Then who is it?

[sharp radish]

i mean king crimson does other stuff but like

the arms are still tuff

[wise latch]

https://tenor.com/view/red-hot-chili-peppers-stand-summon-jojo-diamond-is-unbreakable-neeba-gif-27367030

[vernal slate]

…

[naive tangle]

I would use achtung baby better than shizuka (during part 4)

[crimson oasis]

Literally anyone would use this stand better than Shizuka

[wise latch]

No shit the user is literally a baby

[naive tangle]

That’s the joke

[wise latch]

And not a smart baby like Manish Boy just a baby

[crimson oasis]

Death 13 is the most op stand

[sharp radish]

https://tenor.com/view/trish-una-spice-girl-jojo-spice-girl-jjba-giogio-giogio's-bizarre-adventure-gif-17082205560883301975

[vernal slate]

https://tenor.com/view/virtual-insanity-virtual-insanity-template-walking-dancing-rearranging-furnitures-gif-27710286

[sharp radish]

i'd use spice girl to make things soft and wet

[crimson oasis]

Literally if you sleep, it's over 💔

[naive tangle]

Just soft

[hidden walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/virtual-insanity-jojo-virtual-insanity-rotoscope-jojo's-bizarre-adventure-weather-report-gif-9460298065431340289

[wise latch]

Id use Notorious BIG better than Carne because I'm not a suspicious creature like he was

[vernal slate]

AAAAA

ITS BEAUTIFUL

[sharp radish]

if you have a melon and it goes soft, it's probably gonna be wet as well

[crimson oasis]

You have to DIE to activate the stand

[naive tangle]

You are NOT making anyone or anything wet

[unreal igloo]

love joseph but i'm taking hermit purple from him. bro gets free divination only to use it like five. maybe ten times

[wise latch]

No you dont

[woven geyser]

Everyone is saying everything BUT ZA HANDO

[hidden walrus]

god i know he is…

[vernal slate]

Yeah cuz that would be mean.

[wise latch]

He literally summoned the stand before he died

[crimson oasis]

Hmmm, ok

[sharp radish]

i can still oingo boingo those go beyonkers

[shell island]

Could killer queen place a bomb on the earth itself

[naive tangle]

You aren’t making it wet

[crimson oasis]

Oh, ok

[crimson oasis]

No

[wise latch]

Everyone said za hando just scroll up

[crimson oasis]

Everyone said The hand

[shell island]

why

[naive tangle]

Ts has been said before

[wise latch]

No, it'd only affect a piece of the ground

It has a limit

[naive tangle]

Scroll up

[crimson oasis]

There's a limit in his stand

[sharp radish]

i'd like to have hey ya

it would just be kinda nice

[naive tangle]

Even if he could why would he do that

[wise latch]

Id use Girono better than Golden Experience did lowk

[vernal slate]

I would want tusk cuz I wanna be able to shoot people with my dusty fingernails

[crimson oasis]

"Trust me bro, fall off your horse" ahhh stand

[hidden walrus]

honestly id take Rubber Soul - dudes user was like… dumb

[steep stone]

I'M BAAAAACK!

[wise latch]

You mean Yellow Temperance, Rubber Soul was the usee

[crimson oasis]

[sharp radish]

it worked though so

[vernal slate]

Giorno being the stand

[wise latch]

Congrats you get the joke you earned 5 doubloons

[sharp radish]

still can't believe giorno is 6 letters

[hidden walrus]

yeah everyone know what i mean im tired man

[naive tangle]

I would use tower of gray better and not reveal myself first thing

[sharp radish]

sounds like a 5 letter name

[vernal slate]

Wow I’m rich

[naive tangle]

Why was that a reply

[crimson oasis]

Literally NOBODY thinks that before this moment

[steep stone]

How?

[velvet hollow]

Spice Girl.

[wise latch]

Id use Ebony Devil better than his user because I would just stab myself

[vernal slate]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-jojo's-bizarre-adventure-six-seven-six-seven-boy-six-seven-jojo-gif-7811346968513257600

[crimson oasis]

I know what kind of man you are.......

[sharp radish]

i always did it just feels wrong

[wise latch]

I can control how much damage I do to myself, I can't control others

[naive tangle]

Twin What

[crimson oasis]

The stand will Hunt his user?????

[wise latch]

Ebony Devils ability works with how much damage is inflicted to the user

[velvet hollow]

It is actually very useful. If you think about it

[sharp radish]

same with jodio like how is that only 5 letters

[naive tangle]

I thought it activated by becoming angry and vengeful

[sharp radish]

like i thought jodio would be like 6 or 7 letters

[shadow vector]

star platinum

[velvet hollow]

Only reason its because Trish never used it except the Plane incident

[wise latch]

It's pain or damage related

[crimson oasis]

Make things more elastics it's not useful irl

[velvet hollow]

nuhh It can make rubber more elastic

[sharp radish]

imagine punching someone and making them elastic

[wise latch]

Id use Super Saiyan better than Goku

[sharp radish]

that would be so funny

[naive tangle]

Can spice girls make the user soft?

[velvet hollow]

I think.

[crimson oasis]

Things that only happens in cartoons

[vernal slate]

And wet

[velvet hollow]

Yes.

[wise latch]

Congrats, you turned them into Monkey D Luffy

[sharp radish]

that's what i was thinking

[naive tangle]

I was about to say that

lol

[sharp radish]

except luffy is way more durable

[wise latch]

They are now the sun God Nika

[naive tangle]

And the sun god

[sharp radish]

because of course he is

speaking of

having the fucking sun as a stand

imagine summoning THE SUN in the middle of a lesson at school

[shadow vector]

sun stand user is a bum

[crimson oasis]

How Dio thought this would be a great idea 💔

[wise latch]

What's with you and stands in school

[shadow vector]

i would've killed the crusaders instantly

[wise latch]

Do you just wanna kill your teacher or something

[naive tangle]

What happened at school bro

[vernal slate]

Using the matte kudaisai in school would be cool if you got a group of friends

[shadow vector]

someone burned down a bus with kids inside of it

[vernal slate]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-usagi-alohaoe-usagi-jojo-usagi-alohaoe-jojo-usagi-yippee-gif-2395448425772729857

[wise latch]

Tbf the sun user only got defeated because he chose a bad spot to hide

[sharp radish]

that would be good but i'd be fine with anyone in class being killed by a stand

[earnest slate]

there is no way in hell all weather was doing is creating snails, im hitting a hurricane on the white house

[wise latch]

He could have hidden behind the cave or not near any rocks

[naive tangle]

No i mean why does neneto want to bring ruin to a school

[naive tangle]

Jodio

[crimson oasis]

He literally did that but using mirrors

[wise latch]

Yea but he hid next to a rock

[crimson oasis]

(I guess)

[crimson oasis]

Oh, yeah that was funny

[wise latch]

So the rock reflected and we got two identical rocks

[velvet hollow]

i could use king nothing.

[naive tangle]

Arabia fats did pretty well with his stand

[velvet hollow]

To track down people

[wise latch]

Also he hide in the sights of the cave, there's blindspots I would have hidden in

[naive tangle]

True

Pucci I could have used C-moon better

[split spindle]

The Hand

Za hando ka kesu

[tough bane]

bad company cuz i can just rob stores

[tribal temple]

The hand

[shell island]

LOL

[vernal slate]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-made-in-heaven-pucci-stone-ocean-jolyne-gif-27190896

[fathom hinge]

the hando

[wicked briar]

Sticky fingers

[steep gorge]

Killer queen

[flat lintel]

King Crimson

Say you have an exam. Knowing that your fate is to take the exam, you can slowly pick away at time until the exam is over

Easily a better use of kc

[lusty iron]

Mine would prolly be dark blue moon the user is just cocky fr

[digital hornet]

Shigechi ass use

[agile marsh]

Heavens door

You could literally change your fate

[last latch]

Soft and wet. I dont know why josuke stopped stealing the properties of things.

[smoky loom]

The Hand - Okuyasu is too dumb to use it to its full potential. Red Hot Chili Peppers - You can get almost infinite electricity to do so much (power your house, restart human hearts) it’s crazy. Crazy Diamond - Repair shop, or become a doctor.

[elder belfry]

hey ya

[cyan crow]

Uhhhh like Strength

Or The Hand

[supple prism]

lovers

[balmy walrus]

GIVE ME SEX PISTOLS NOW

[supple prism]

nah

thats crazy bruh

[balmy walrus]

huh?

how

i could use it better

[hard citrus]

Bad company, I would use it like harvest with guns

[neon forum]

Heavens door, obviously, rohan is dumb

[spiral mulch]

Purple haze

[heady rampart]

@spiral mulch, your Stand Rank is now 7!

[tough bane]

exactly.

[heady rampart]

@tough bane, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[hard citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/cyclops-ryu-dap-me-up-dap-dap-up-gif-2485274535169214603

[devout geode]

Same cause shwerer gustav (just might take a little longer to load)

[upbeat mortar]

dio isnt even bad

[heady rampart]

@upbeat mortar, your Stand Rank is now 3!

[upbeat mortar]

so 2 dih ?

peak

[wise latch]

@karmic obsidian

[wispy forge]

The Hand or Killer Queen

[simple elm]

2nd one? i thought he required it not produced it

[blazing prawn]

Ball breaker

[tidal obsidian]

The hand/Za Hando

[solar terrace]

metallica

[primal topaz]

Gold Experience

[tulip root]

SOFT AND WET WAAHHHHHH

[tulip root]

Bro you aint using this better than giorno

[primal topaz]

I'ma just spam babies and rottweilers, ez

[tulip root]

NOT HOW THAT WORKS

[primal topaz]

Too bad

[tulip root]

Why babies 😭

[primal topaz]

Enemies gonna feel too bad about killing them and leave me alone

[tulip root]

bro

NO THEY ARE NOT

[primal topaz]

They'll kill the baby and have so much guilt so they kill themselves ig

[tulip root]

Not a chance

[primal topaz]

It's fax

[tulip root]

Every villain in the show is a bad person

No good in them

[primal topaz]

Hol Horse

[tulip root]

MAIN VILLAIN

Also hol horse isnt exactly a good person

[primal topaz]

Kars kinda good tho

[tulip root]

Bro

Whatt

NO HE ISN'T

[surreal raptor]

I feel like i might use Bad Company a little better,just a little

[tulip root]

Hmm

[primal topaz]

Wants to end humanity? Let him, I'm tired of yall anyway

[tulip root]

Bro what... Just because you agree with him doesn't mean he's a good guy

[primal topaz]

It does

[tulip root]

No

[primal topaz]

[tulip root]

We sending you to space too

[primal topaz]

😭😭

[elfin fiber]

Probably The Fool. Because if he can make a fake DIO to trick Vanilla Ice, then imagine the final fight between Dio/Jotaro or Kakyoin

[peak hollow]

Cheap trick

[toxic hare]

Za hando imagine could erase everything with Just one swing

[robust flare]

Heavens door

I’d be so rich

And I’d get all the ladies

is that ethical?

I can make you think it is

[rain mirage]

Za warldo (au version) i wouldn’t use it to kill or assassinate (unless provoked to the point or find somone i hate with all my heart and soul) and i would most likley just use it for fun

za hando as i would undertdand it’s capabilities and use it to it’s full extent

[rain mirage]

kishibe rohan uses it better

[rain mirage]

iggy did that but failed to fool the dio glazer as he saw the clone go into the sun

[rain mirage]

i just said that

[robust flare]

Within my knowledge (you can prove me wrong) all he does is write his manga and get information out of people and doesn’t explore properly the ability of implanting mental blocks / thoughts inside someone

[rain mirage]

he did do that, against koichi he wrote “forgets i have a stand” making him win the fight i forgot how he lost and he was a bit of freak (he licked a spider and i am a fan of spiders) but after the fight he knew how to use his stand better so he decided to use it on kira’s alleged son but died thansk to bites the dust (then revived after kira removed bites the dust) i am not sure if he has used it in jojolands yet but if he has then i wouldn’t know

[gleaming fiber]

heavens door

or the hand

[robust flare]

But with that he only uses it twice and they’re both within combat

[gleaming fiber]

and lowk even aerosmith

[robust flare]

it could be explored in so many ways

like ca he use it on himself

what’s the extent of it

it’s so underrated

[paper nacelle]

I don't need a stand, make me the ultimate being

[mortal yew]

The Hand

[tribal smelt]

Bohemian rhapsody

[solemn ice]

the hand

[magic trout]

Maybe Pearl Jam ?

[lament wadi]

The sun🔥 🔥 🔥

[robust seal]

Yellow temperance

[zealous crag]

za hando

[inner nexus]

heavens door

and not only that, imma use the stand to get the info that rohan always wanted

[opal violet]

The hand

[amber pebble]

Wheel of Fortune

[mental elk]

GER because i said so

👍

[verbal perch]

dih making stand

take a break from the ads

take some dih

[unkempt quarry]

heavens door

[golden plover]

give me paisley park, bc I will use it to get the files

[chrome yew]

Underworld

[upper kraken]

High priestess

[pine heart]

the hand

[runic helm]

I'll use any stand js to aurafarm

made in heaven?

aurafarm

the world/star platinum
aura farm

heck even superfly

[naive locust]

the hand

[crimson oasis]

Even that stand that grabs your back?

[cerulean night]

Emperor

[crimson oasis]

Literally anyone would use emperor better than Hol Horse

I still think I would use Soft & Wet (without Go Beyond) better than Josuke

[granite tangle]

the hand

[crimson oasis]

Literally 99% of the comments was about the hand

[granite tangle]

because okuyasu is dumb

[crimson oasis]

Okuyasu is NOT the only one who uses his stand weakly

[sharp radish]

Fun Fact: Methane is lighter than air, meaning if you were to fart into a balloon hard enough to inflate it, it would float, but not fly like helium

[patent hearth]

Good way to use tubular bells

[haughty lantern]

the hand

[fresh vale]

Bad company

[wind niche]

Tomb of the boom

[river ravine]

first

[faint venture]

Death 13

[mighty sundial]

the sun

[stoic yew]

Magicians red by actually using the stand

[chrome tundra]

Star platinum

[pallid sinew]

death 13

or cream

[ancient dirge]

I always thought that Oasis had a lot of potential, so I'll go with that. Kraftwerk and Planet Waves too.

[pallid sinew]

maybe Weather Report too

[ancient dirge]

Way too much power for me.

[pallid sinew]

lol

[floral marsh]

The sun

[crimson oasis]

I know what kind of man you are.....

[pallid sinew]

how

[halcyon heart]

Enigma, that brother was just a ragebaiter, I could definitely do better than that

[hybrid relic]

The hand

[pallid sinew]

everybody said ts already but if your opponents know how your stand work youre cooked

dont forget only the right hand can erase

[crimson oasis]

Literally reality control?

[heady rampart]

@crimson oasis, your Stand Rank is now 7!

[pallid sinew]

yeah

[crimson oasis]

It's very suspicious when I stopp to think about that

[verbal perch]

on bro

[pallid sinew]

fr but the hand is very slow

[heady rampart]

@pallid sinew, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[crimson oasis]

It's not the unique stand with the worst user

[pallid sinew]

true

maybe if the hand could use his 2 hands to erase

and be faster

[crimson oasis]

That would be The Hand Requiem

[pallid sinew]

woo

i forgot

[peak hollow]

I still choose cheap trick bc we dont know the stand power! Its a stand loot box!!!!

Cheap trick chose its own power because the user could not control it

[peak hollow]

Am I wrong?

[pallid sinew]

i think Cream can be a very good stand

[crimson oasis]

Bro, the stand itself is killing his user

[crimson oasis]

Cream is actually a good stand

[peak hollow]

The ORIGIONAL user could not control it

[peak hollow]

But if IM the user cant I control it?

[pallid sinew]

i was thinking abt it but he kill you

[peak hollow]

How do we know for certain what would occur if the architect could not control it

[crimson oasis]

If you can control cheap trick, why didn't Rohan control his Cheap trick ?

[peak hollow]

WAIT WE HAVE AN ANSWER

[pallid sinew]

i think hes the worst stand

[peak hollow]

STANDS ARE A MANIFESTATION OF SKILL AND DEDICATION

[crimson oasis]

He IS the worst stand

[peak hollow]

CHEAP TRICK IS AN ARCHITECTURE STAND THAT CONTROLS METAL ORIGIONALLY

[peak hollow]

Gyro got his stand from his study of spin

[pallid sinew]

hes the worst but hes still powerful

[crimson oasis]

Stands are a manifestation of your FIGHTING SPIRIT

[peak hollow]

Cheap trick is an architecture stand

[crimson oasis]

Ball Breaker is not Gyro's stand

[peak hollow]

And the architect had no fight spirit

[peak hollow]

Oh, then explain torino

How did he recieve his stand if not for dedication to his craft

[crimson oasis]

Ball Breaker is the manifestation of the Golden Spin

Anyone can receive this "stand"

[peak hollow]

And what did gyro study?

[crimson oasis]

The Golden Spin?

[peak hollow]

He study spin

And stands can be granted through dedication to an act

[green basalt]

Oingo Boingo would go crazy

[heady rampart]

@green basalt, your Stand Rank is now 6!

[crimson oasis]

Exactly, literally anyone who studies Infinite Rotation can get this stand

IF, they get Golden Spin

[peak hollow]

So, cheap trick is an architecture stand that was manifested but it failed to be controlled through a lack of fighting spirit

Therefore, cheap trick is a stand that can manipulate architecture

[crimson oasis]

I thought we were debating about Gyro's stand being his stand

[peak hollow]

No we were not

[crimson oasis]

Oh.....

[peak hollow]

I was using gyro dedication to explain how the architect obtained cheap trick

[crimson oasis]

Hmm

[pallid sinew]

wait Divine Horus is good

[peak hollow]

I haven't read the Manga however

So i cant be for certian

Was the architect pierced by the stand arrow?

I cant remember

[crimson oasis]

Well, Cheap Trick is an Automatic and Shared stand type, so I guess it can't be controlled

[peak hollow]

The swamp monster was an automatic stand seen in stone ocean

[crimson oasis]

Idk, if it was after Kira's father escape, yes

[peak hollow]

It was controlled

[crimson oasis]

Swamp Monster?

[peak hollow]

The one who ate frogs

Then became frog

[crimson oasis]

You need to be more specific

[peak hollow]

Acid spit creature

Jolene river boat

Around green baby part

Anyway, it was an automatic stand that was controlled

[crimson oasis]

No, Green Green Grass Of Home was never controled

The stand itself just has the same logic as WOU (protect the user)

[peak hollow]

Then why did it go after jolyne

The baby wasn't the frog stand

[crimson oasis]

Jolyne was a threat to the green baby (from the Stand's perspective)

[crimson oasis]

Yo Yo Ma you mean?

[peak hollow]

Yo yo ma

[crimson oasis]

Just search about the stand

[peak hollow]

I just did

I posted before you replyed

Yo yo ma was an automatic stand controled

[crimson oasis]

Oh

[peak hollow]

So.... my reasoning concludes that cheap trick is still a stand lootbox

Because its stated that cheap trick was not able to be controlled by the original user

Therefore the purpose went to the stand

[crimson oasis]

Ok.....

[peak hollow]

And if I am the original user

Then it let's me choose the ability based on my fighting spirit

Cheap trick like the 7th stand arrow xd

[pallid sinew]

wait you can share Cheap trick to kill someone?

[heady rampart]

@pallid sinew, your Stand Rank is now 2!

[violet siren]

Gold experience.

[pure sluice]

Killer queen easily

[violet siren]

I could use it to create an alien, and send it to mars.

[pure sluice]

I’m sniping mfs from a distance

[peak hollow]

I bet you could if u control the stand

[heady rampart]

@peak hollow, your Stand Rank is now 4!

[peak hollow]

Super powered WOU xd

Like if you see their back they die bc u have the stand

[silver beacon]

The hand

[heady rampart]

@silver beacon, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[silver beacon]

I'd prolly use it to open jars or smth 😭

[cobalt ginkgo]

Sticky fingers

I would actually make people’s fingers sticky

[icy iris]

Yellow temperance

Let the liquid stick into anyone and then run

[primal ravine]

The Hand/ZA HANDO

[marble terrace]

Whitesnake

[river osprey]

Harvest

[small kelp]

The lock.

[icy cobalt]

Diver down… CUZ REALLY ANASUI JUST BUTT

[flint spindle]

Wonder of u

Don't ask me why

[spring ivy]

the hand

[heady rampart]

@spring ivy, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[solar meadow]

the hand

[verbal solar]

ZA HANDO

[vocal rover]

Green day

[pure crescent]

The hand

[frigid hornet]

Golden experience (not requiem)

like just USE DAMAGE REFLECT

[dusty plover]

heavens door]

[late harbor]

the hand

[blissful shale]

Killer queen : bites the dust (ill use a news channel as the host, and reveal my identity to the whole world)

[hybrid orbit]

ger

[dawn panther]

Damn y'all are tough ones

[heady rampart]

@dawn panther, your Stand Rank is now 40!

[dawn panther]

YO??

[naive laurel]

The hand 🫩