#[25/12/27] What crime would your fav character commit?

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[25/12/27] What crime would your fav character commit?

wind musk
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1st

upbeat tiger
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Sex

rigid hazel
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idk

wind musk
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2nd

tough orbit
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N

gentle stump
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yo

delicate holly
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speedwagon isn't a criminal

reef halo
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oofing

ivory grove
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murdering people

prisma grove
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Being too hot (Speedwagon)

green rain
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Murder

brave socket
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child traficking

clever basin
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theft

neon turret
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Murder

rigid hazel
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josuke 8 will cut his 2 balls

sudden wind
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E

marsh oxide
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kidnapping

dry herald
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None, hes the goat

tough orbit
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Kira yoshikage is a good person

twilit yoke
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Murder

karmic forge
untold nymphBOT
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wind musk
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"cheating" in the lotto

junior bobcat
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aura farming

wet hemlock
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First

timber snow
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murder

vague grail
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Murder

gentle stump
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Murder

wet hemlock
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Icing it in public

karmic forge
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Murder

wet hemlock
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Genocide

glossy granite
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Kira, so murder lol

willow wharf
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josuk8 is probably too dumb

karmic forge
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Just murder

fickle nimbus
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doxxing

dry herald
lapis dome
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Murder

wind crescent
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what if I said killing the president

wet hemlock
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Genocide

timber snow
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or crashing a plane into someone

neon fog
karmic forge
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Or stealing some pianos

foggy rock
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Hi

marsh oxide
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kidnapping

solid axle
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Kakyoin would never

stray herald
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Drug dealing

upper frost
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Steal baguette to scare Dio

untold nymphBOT
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hallow pumice
fresh sentinel
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being canonically gay (Speedwagon)

untold nymphBOT
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cyan garnet
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beating someone up for insulting his hair

untold nymphBOT
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marsh oxide
rocky willow
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Kidnapping, ungodly amount of touching and r*pe. On me ofc

long star
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All of them except murder

tight silo
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Sexual Assault on a 14 year old girl (ik cuz it did happen😭)

uncut gull
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Every crime (he's too dumb to understand how law works)

hallow pumice
shy ore
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well murder ofc💔

timber snow
tawdry veldt
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Kidnap someone for artistic reasons

noble scaffold
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the snail incident™

hallow pumice
shell delta
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Resetting the universe 2 times

rocky willow
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O///w///O

pastel citrus
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George Joestar wouldn’t hurt a fly

tight pilot
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Murder

vocal swift
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john

robust island
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Stealing mangoes from india

frail pawn
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assaulting the president

tough orbit
echo nebula
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Suffocation by accidentally making them go in between their buff ass boobs

JONATHANNNN MY GOATT

tepid lantern
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stealing a rokakaka 😨

tight pilot
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But for a good reason!

waxen otter
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No absolutely no no such crime 🤍🤍🤍

lyric epoch
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Kars?? prob Homicide and feminicide and every type of murder possible

tawdry veldt
proper rune
cedar forum
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murder obviously

vague grail
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Breaking and entering

marsh oxide
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Rohan is a good person guys he never do nothing wrong wswagger

rocky willow
untold rain
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dissecting two women into tiny chunks

stray herald
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i wish my fav character was jolyne so i can pull up the intro to heavens faling down

rustic basin
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murder!!!!! :3 >////<

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hushed helm
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murdering women for their hands
oh wait

misty panther
proper rune
timber snow
next palm
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Sexually assaulting a cherry

tawdry veldt
lone jungle
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My favourite character is myself and it would be indecent exposure in public

tawdry veldt
junior flicker
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intrusion, kidnapping and maybe murder and stalking ig

marsh oxide
steady panther
marsh oxide
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heavens door make them forget

solid otter
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Stealing money from his father, stealing a motorbike, stealing money from a 13 year old, burning down a house, several cases of assault, and probably some other minor crimes.

hushed helm
misty panther
rustic basin
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being too cute

stray herald
neon dagger
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Girl she's already in prison

tawdry veldt
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Assault a 14yrol (me)

proper rune
# marsh oxide shh shhh

Mine enslaves humanity, and there are others that infect a person or steal food from a store.

marsh oxide
fluid coral
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He would 100% burst someone’s tyre and then proceed to cut pieces off, and rob someone else’s imported property

proper rune
clear sparrow
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Theft (Jotaro)

marsh oxide
grave ridge
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FIRST

lone jungle
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I have committed 10 times and 9 of them were indecent exposure and one was being gay back in Africa in 1990

marsh oxide
flint cape
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She got framed 💔

proper rune
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@rocky willow How did you know i am pregnate

wheat dove
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What crime hasn't DIO committed?

clear sparrow
tawdry veldt
lone jungle
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Who needs to be pregnant

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is it jotaro

woeful cove
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gang

lone jungle
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I can help

tawdry veldt
proper rune
rocky willow
grave ridge
lone jungle
tranquil knoll
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First

marsh oxide
misty panther
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uhhhhh probably murder

marsh oxide
grave ridge
proper rune
solid otter
tawdry veldt
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Josuke would never hit a fly

misty panther
tranquil knoll
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Slavery murder manslaughter too many to name

tawdry veldt
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Until someone insults his hair

lone jungle
tawdry veldt
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That's valid

lone jungle
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Don’t even joke lad

formal pawn
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Murder.

rocky willow
misty panther
quartz glen
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I mean Gyro's canonical crime would be pre marital sex

grave ridge
proper rune
misty panther
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oh shit my chick fila just got here

tawdry veldt
marsh oxide
charred temple
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Murder

marsh oxide
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these pregnant emojis are swarming

tawdry veldt
grave ridge
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🫃 🫃

lone jungle
marsh oxide
misty panther
tawdry veldt
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I forgot that Josuke killed two guys LMAOOOO

vivid shell
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being a creep

marsh oxide
tawdry veldt
shell delta
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killing 8 bilion people

vivid shell
urban gull
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Mista is already a gangster, so…

untold nymphBOT
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tawdry veldt
simple drift
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if my favorite character is an assassin what do you think

tawdry veldt
next palm
marsh oxide
grizzled dove
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🍇

proper rune
misty panther
vivid shell
dusty tulip
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Killing gods just to marry a woman 🙏

lone jungle
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Back in my day I was in New York and I was in a restaurant when a man called Joseph joestar shot up the place, I wonder if they ever caught him

proper rune
wet hemlock
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Remove his lipstick 💄

marsh oxide
median knot
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Murder

loud epoch
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homicide

tawdry veldt
marsh oxide
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he used heavens door on the water

normal monolith
untold nymphBOT
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tawdry veldt
marsh oxide
shell delta
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killing jotaro

marsh oxide
trim river
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Nothing,hes a reliable guy

tawny dome
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Okuyasu would steal a remote for a TV he doesn't own

tawdry veldt
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I think uhh none

loud zinc
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Every character has murdered soo

rocky willow
tawdry veldt
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Okuyasu idk what he would do

wet hemlock
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Someone spamming the male pregant emoji JohnnyLook

shell delta
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Stop spamming pregnant man emogi

misty panther
loud zinc
quaint adder
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Stabbing people with a fork

proper rune
tawdry veldt
shell delta
normal monolith
tawdry veldt
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That ain't a crime

frosty nacelle
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Most of them murder, the other would be feeding a baby its own shit

proper rune
late cobalt
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bypass the line just to become disabled

tawdry veldt
ornate patio
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murder

untold nymphBOT
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ornate patio
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yay

wet hemlock
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can u stop man w the preg man

ebon leaf
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Amm ... Destroy the world ( my fav is Wheater Report )

shell delta
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becoming a bicyclist

proper rune
shell delta
orchid stump
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Deku Forgetting to say thank you

tawdry veldt
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Kill a girl because they got close to the boy she likes4cat_omg

ebon leaf
flat gale
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Torture

zenith glacier
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he did try to commit fraud on a lottery ticket… and succeeded

hollow belfry
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He already did by cheating on his wife so

shell timber
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he brutally killed a rock human lol

proper rune
proper walrus
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Defrauding the government

static cloud
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petty theft

wet hemlock
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Putting pineapple to pizza

ocean python
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Physical assault

kind siren
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Too idiot

celest lynx
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being so handsome he could unironically tell someone that hes gonna kiss them if they dont shut up

static coyote
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"getting a cupcake"

untold nymphBOT
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ocean python
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Hit and run with his car ✌

hearty yarrow
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hi

plucky jasper
celest lynx
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and also being funny af in his cameo part

copper pawn
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Gyro: he would steal pizza

tawdry veldt
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Groom minors

celest lynx
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also we got a guy who killed the president

charred abyss
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Stealing artifacts

grizzled hazel
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Shoplifting….

celest lynx
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hit and run is another good one

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but my number 1 gotta be being too kind

unborn nimbus
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assaulting police with a coke lid

shell delta
celest lynx
golden marlin
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Josuke: assault and battery

untold nymphBOT
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golden marlin
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due to provocation

charred abyss
tawdry veldt
celest lynx
charred abyss
golden marlin
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that was abused by the joestars

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and dario

charred abyss
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Those joe stars always starting trouble

shrewd meteor
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tax evasion

golden marlin
marsh oxide
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What did secco do he’s just one of cicollatta’s patients

shell delta
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Being a black

tawdry veldt
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Josuke would kill someone due to provocation (insult his hair badly)

shrewd meteor
golden marlin
marsh oxide
golden marlin
radiant thistle
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pedo

golden marlin
tawdry veldt
oak vector
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attracting customers from other restaurants

tawdry veldt
golden marlin
uneven nimbus
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kill women and date their hands

untold nymphBOT
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tawdry veldt
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That guy who saved him

charred abyss
thick trout
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Disturbing the peace, and loud decibel noises

tawdry veldt
uneven nimbus
solar quarry
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Rigging/fixing a race (Diego Brando)

wintry marsh
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Criminal organization
Mass murder
Arson
Psychological and physical torture
Drug trafficking
Attempted filicide
Corruption
Mutilation
Matricide
Animal Cruelty

burnt salmon
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Turning people into books

wintry marsh
fossil bay
tawdry veldt
burnt salmon
tawdry veldt
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It's easy dawg

burnt salmon
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Be

tawdry veldt
burnt raft
wintry marsh
hushed falcon
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Stealing

tawdry veldt
fossil bay
fossil bay
wintry marsh
tawdry veldt
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✌🏻

uneven nimbus
tawdry veldt
fossil bay
burnt raft
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Murder
Property Damage
Unlawful Possession of Human Remains

Just guess :)

burnt salmon
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They’re joking

tawdry veldt
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My bad

burnt salmon
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😭 🙏

fossil bay
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its all good

wintry marsh
tawdry veldt
wintry marsh
tawdry veldt
wintry marsh
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Lol

viscid rock
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Star Finger

fossil bay
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drug trafficking probably some soliciting, stealing construction equipment

untold nymphBOT
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turbid socket
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Murder, use of explosives, identity theft
And probably more but i just woke up and am too tired to think of more

cold umbra
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Kick someone's ass in aggravated assault, steal a car or something small, brake check someone, digging on private property lol. Guess who

tawdry veldt
jade gull
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what crime didn’t he commit 🫩🫩

fossil bay
viscid rock
uneven nimbus
quiet niche
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Kidnapping and Draining a town of it’s water supply

wintry marsh
burnt salmon
cold umbra
quiet niche
cold umbra
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Woter

burnt salmon
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I don’t think boingo would get arrested for anything

teal arrow
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all of them

cold umbra
lapis finch
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I think that motorbike josuke was riding when he almost ran a lady and her child over was stolen

teal arrow
burnt salmon
teal arrow
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in actuality my favorite character would definitely be shot down for invading US airspace by accident

burnt salmon
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Joseph

uneven nimbus
teal arrow
burnt salmon
teal arrow
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nobody else does that

tardy quarry
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Selling drugs she already has done that so selling drugs

untold nymphBOT
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tawdry veldt
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Uhh let's see

Murder
Kidnap
Assault minors
Being a pdf
R*pe
Theft
Harrassment

cold umbra
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I guess to a degree Kira?

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Funny?

tawdry veldt
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It's actually from prt4

uneven nimbus
teal arrow
sick siren
teal arrow
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trust

fossil bay
uneven nimbus
teal arrow
tawdry veldt
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I was going for Angelo

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But kira also works

cold umbra
fossil bay
hollow sand
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shop lifting

tawdry veldt
teal arrow
tawdry veldt
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It's angelo

hollow sand
sick siren
tawdry veldt
limpid creek
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Genocide

tawdry veldt
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😭😭😭

oak garnet
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All of them

deft oasis
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Blow up someone

hollow sand
cold umbra
deft oasis
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@hollow sand i will be watching you

brazen fog
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Cherry robbing?

deft oasis
upbeat tiger
untold nymphBOT
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tawdry veldt
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I knew it

tawdry veldt
clever basin
thick trout
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Disturbing the peace. Partying to loud

cold umbra
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My guy would eat Takis with chopsticks after stealing his neighbors car and digging holes in his neighbors yard

oak ember
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getting back shots from avadol

cold umbra
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Aggravated assault

minor turtle
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Accidentally crushing someone with his huge body

thick trout
minor turtle
thick trout
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I See, i See

upbeat shore
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hard to pick so top 3

  • public indecency
  • smuggling animals out of seaworld
  • public defecation
minor turtle
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Does anyone even have polpo as their favourite😭

alpine lance
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i realllly wanted to say tax evasion and leave without elaborating but my favorite character is valentine and he would murder or maybe even do evil task to small person (idk if saying the words would get me banned from the server)

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actually nvm

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tax evasion still applies

minor turtle
verbal dirge
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Desecration of a sacred corpse.

wheat bison
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attempted murder with a firearm

upbeat shore
alpine lance
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lmfaooooo smuggling animals out of seaworld

minor turtle
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Where did u get that from

tardy quarry
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Selling drugs, property theft, assaulting a police officer, etc

upbeat shore
vestal kettle
upbeat shore
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lest we forget The Fence

mossy swan
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Pedophilia. And he did. And murder.

pallid arch
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Joseph Joestar: vandalism.

tall flame
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Telling bad jokes 24/7 🕊

arctic coral
untold nymphBOT
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arctic coral
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oh hey thanks cuck moon

hushed rock
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hmm. unregistered firearm charges

old bloom
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....i got melone : (

well, doppio would probably be guilty by association

devout abyss
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uh Weather would commit murder / assault probably- but not without reason (not that that makes it better,,)

marsh oxide
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This is my favourite duo

signal socket
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In jojo’s? Murder (johnny)
In general? Also murder (Hua Cheng)

marsh oxide
devout abyss
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i like them a lot

marsh oxide
candid python
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Yasuho would be caught checking her phone while driving. Because of Paisley Park

zinc rose
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Murder

glad badger
pulsar dragon
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Mass genocide, abuse, animal cruelty, terrorism, attempted world hegemony, conspiracy, mutilation

untold nymphBOT
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glad badger
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Josuke and battery

quasi gate
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Steal a plane, crash a plane, crash a car, sex in public,

untold nymphBOT
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@quasi gate, your Stand Rank is now 1!

frail portal
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Too reliable

quasi gate
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And uhm

granite ginkgo
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a lot of killing

formal thorn
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Healing people illegal

twin yew
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Being too cute

strange tiger
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Illegal possesing of a gun

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homicide

buoyant lotus
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too stinky

twin yew
strange tiger
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participation in a criminal band

candid plover
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Aggravated assault and property damage

rain mortar
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Indecency

stark glacier
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Horse pouncing homicide (Waamu)

deft bone
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Idk transgender

stark glacier
signal vault
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rhcp would prolly attempt to murder joseph or smth

jaunty knot
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mass genocide

plush hatch
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You mean my favorite character: Kira? He's completely innocent on all accounts

marsh imp
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Stealing

cunning pecan
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Murder

sharp briar
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Scamming

nova birch
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Polnareff would be french

jovial plank
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Robbing a hair comb store

hollow heart
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arson methinks

fervent niche
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Stealing a diamond,sell drugs and use drugs

opaque idol
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Anything shooting related tbh (narancia)

whole yoke
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mass murder

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assasination attempt (diego) drug intoxication (diavlo) arson (avdol) road rage (ghaicho)

opaque idol
marsh oxide
twin zinc
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Honestly it would be just murder. Maybe theft too idk

marsh oxide
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He kidnapped koichi

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But then. They became friends so Rohan is innocent 😇

rare wigeon
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Committing first degree murder because Rohan said his hair looked like a burnt steak that was forged in the pits of hell

marsh bronze
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🍇 of a 14 yr old girl

violet scaffold
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Josuke and Okuyasu commuting tax fraud

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or speedwagon for being too hot but he can persuade himself out of court

lusty knoll
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Fugo: assult

fleet narwhal
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Probably 9/11 if they could-

normal shore
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kakyoin, assault

merry fable
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Murder, every jojo has done it at least once

kind oxide
marsh oxide
untold nymphBOT
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marsh oxide
marsh oxide
bitter pendant
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Trespassing

heady garden
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i wouldnt know they’re too much of a sweetheart

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acoustic pagoda
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Forcefully putting people to sleep?

heady garden
ripe heart
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uhhhh tax evasion

crisp agate
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Shooting up a place

silver nebula
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maybe he got desperate and committed sexual assault

ionic owl
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murder

latent jacinth
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being an idiot

marsh oxide
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the question is asking "What crime WOULD your fav character commit?" .why are we listing their actual crimes we should be more creative diegolaugh

final cliff
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I think he would forcibly make a woman undergo gender change surgery so they can experience the true man's world

vague totem
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Shooting people probably

midnight sphinx
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josuk8 would steal something with bubbles and not get caught

sterile roost
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theft

golden lichen
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Dealing drugs (Jodio)

remote talon
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Racism

untold nymphBOT
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zinc knoll
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Anyway Okuyasu would dash&dine

prisma grove
zinc knoll
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I'm pretty sure he also helped Keicho with the stand arrows which can kill people so maybe also murder

slim rampart
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petty theft

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shigechi

calm lake
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Manslaughter lowkey

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The baby cant help it man

shut bolt
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prolly like

cinder vapor
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going to casinos to pay off their debts from their home country but not getting money so they run around casinos getting all their food and being a runaway gambler

shut bolt
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prolly like

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idk

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exploiting rich people

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and famous people

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and shit

flat totem
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pretty sure gyro killed that one dude over like cents so yea

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and i feel he'd steal sum random shit

tender dirge
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The orangutan has already done some, at least I would assume with how he's locked up and what he did in his first appearance.

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Nah but being fr Joshu would prolly do harassment, we've already seen him do it.

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(YES, I LIKE JOSHU.)

burnt salmon
fresh hull
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cuz he didnt pay child support and police assault

echo ferry
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Delete the humanity (Giorno)

untold nymphBOT
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glacial harbor
brittle jewel
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arson

fading jetty
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Delete someone by accident

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Prob cuz of ragebait

finite prawn
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What crime wouldn't he commit

thick trout
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Incest

burnt salmon
azure sequoia
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nothing

olive violet
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arson and bypass place (pachinko) despite being a minor?

half gale
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Murder probably

charred phoenix
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Being too cute (speedwagon)

wise acorn
untold nymphBOT
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tawdry veldt
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Drug dealer

dense lotus
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dio is too kind to commit a crime

queen lintel
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groom minors

untold nymphBOT
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dense lotus
queen lintel
cloud oasis
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mamezuku would definitely do some illicit drugs shit or smthn

cloud oasis
whole onyx
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Josuke would steal hair products from Kame Yu Department Stores

tawdry veldt
wanton ravine
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Jodio doing drugs😔

tawdry veldt
wanton ravine
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fair

odd axle
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Mass genocide and Medical Malpractice under the sun guess who it is

frosty hawk
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Murder

edgy prism
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Caught erasing bodies (if they can see the stand)

ashen hornet
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Gappy would 100% commit battery

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on accident

cedar berry
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weather report is the kinda guy to commit assault and battery while also commit mass genocide

wanton ravine
keen sedge
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Rohan has committed multiple. The only one I don't think he'd ever commit is IP theft

tawdry veldt
ocean relic
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Stealing identities.

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(Gappy fr)

pliant bramble
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Dio and crime
Nah not possible he is a good guy and not criminal

solemn peak
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We DIOs are everywhere, we divide and conquer as one

random kayak
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Reckless endangerment

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(Joseph)

lone jungle
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Nudity

tacit wasp
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Erasing someone balls because he got scared (okuyasu)

glacial isle
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dark magic (crazy daimond)

steep raft
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What the fella above me said

marsh oxide
delicate nacelle
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Is incest a crime?

marsh oxide
gentle stump
marsh oxide
gentle stump
marsh oxide
chrome moat
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45 counts of first degree murder

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Wait it said would not did

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Eh

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More murder

north zinc
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nothing and get thrown in jail

quasi gate
worn veldt
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Had help a vampire and extract disc from different people

sharp furnace
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Murder

delicate nacelle
gleaming nacelle
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Underage drinking

untold nymphBOT
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@gleaming nacelle, your Stand Rank is now 2!

gleaming nacelle
main moat
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Having 4 balls

hollow imp
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stealing a horse

mystic helm
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Racism

tawdry veldt
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Peeking at his mother while she was bathing

wet hemlock
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hmmm. trying to physically approach a minor, killing a vampire , trying to help a prisoner escape, hitting a woman, mentally harassing enemies, traumatisng people, animal abuse maybe?

marsh oxide
quasi gate
tawdry veldt
quasi gate
marsh oxide
neon zealot
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Murder and taking their hand

halcyon spindle
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running away from home and attempted murder

sacred lava
neon zealot
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No Kira

sacred lava
neon zealot
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Yoshikage Kira

sacred lava
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lemme search rq

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he dont exist

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Also im taking your name

neon zealot
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Why

sacred lava
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also, breaking the laws of physics

white dew
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gyro- stinky ahh breath

heady vault
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murder

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he's an assassin after all

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(magenta magenta)

dreamy nexus
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Murder someone i guess

solemn peak
storm maple
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9/11 (Joseph's plane skills)

vapid flax
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first-degree murder of his ex aside, just being too pretty AHnnasui prob would do nothing after the reset

amber ember
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Uhm

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Arson

tidal spindle
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Doing bad deeds at very cheap prices (yall know who im talking about)

sacred lava
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J. Geil?

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Johngalli A.?

robust loom
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jaywalking idk

untold nymphBOT
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@robust loom, your Stand Rank is now 8!

sharp canyon
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Seajacking an oil tanker

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1st degree murder

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Grand larceny

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Solicitation of murder

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Conspiracy against secular law

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Etc 💔

tidal spindle
sacred lava
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what

tidal spindle
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Dirty deeds done dirt cheap bruh

sacred lava
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oh

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Why didn't i know that 😭