[25/12/15] Design the weakest possible Stand

[tropic gale]

turns salt into sugar one grain at a time

[spice trout]

1

[wind kraken]

2

[toxic inlet]

3

[dusky fjord]

4

[spice trout]

idk

[manic plaza]

5

[wanton copper]

6

[grim portal]

Hermit Purple already exists

[serene locust]

7

[rigid knoll]

hmm

[final nexus]

counts from 1 to 3

[rigid knoll]

i would say

[merry ivy]

Cheap trick but if anyone looks at your body, not just your back

[hollow bane]

can time travel forward in time, but only relative to the current speed of time

[spice trout]

im too lazy for that

[crisp marsh]

releases half life 3

[mild oriole]

hermit purple

[royal bay]

Ordinary life. Does nothing at all.

[oblique hearth]

a stand that can change one atom into another but ONLY if the user is doing a handstand and is looking directly at said atom

[hollow bane]

so if made in heaven does anything it just fucking dies of old age lol

[warm mesa]

HEY

HL MENTIONED

[naive jay]

Makes pianos go out of tune

[wind kraken]

Just stands there... menacingly

[bitter viper]

a bubble with legs

[final nexus]

ts is the most powerful wym

[cold violet]

Release portal 3

[crude crescent]

Kills you

[random summit]

It paints walls.

[fair magnet]

Stand that is actually really powerful but a side effect is whenever you try to use it you need to use the bathroom really bad

[silent pumice]

it makes any person it hits stub their toe 5 years in advance

[astral wren]

@silent pumice, your Stand Rank is now 4!

[rigid knoll]

a stand that freezes water faster in the fridge if you hold your hands for an hour

[neat rock]

literally any part four stand that isnt a main villain

[crisp marsh]

we got yakuza 10 announced
hl3 is codenamed as hl x sooo its very soon

[cold violet]

Get goofier!

[final nexus]

hermit purple but like worse

[dusky fjord]

It monitors paint drying…

[past quartz]

Tells you a weird story

[untold ivy]

i’ll make a stand that makes you go very slow and everyone else can go at normal pace

[random summit]

That's even better.

[crude crescent]

Kills you in a goofy way

[radiant prism]

Can change pure distilled water to 0.01% sugar water in a minute

[south orbit]

Literally just cheap trick

[rancid marsh]

Hey Ya! but the user is deaf

[hardy vapor]

Echo act 0

[kindred marsh]

can give anyone a paper cut 1/16 of an inch long and .001 cm deep once every saturday

[fair magnet]

Stand that gets men pregnant

[sinful oyster]

it makes evaporation of any kind occur 50% faster

[lost blade]

It takes it water and outputs pee

[astral wren]

@lost blade, your Stand Rank is now 3!

[pine dune]

Is a small stand, and it's only goal is to make ground 0.0003% more frictionless

[cold violet]

Thats better.

[calm sparrow]

Echoes

[stoic goblet]

Turns polyester into salt

[random summit]

It just follows you.

[crimson pebble]

its a stand which can jump from people to people, to activate it u gotta die and then someone needs to look at your back, when they do look at your back they get a stand which says 1 letter of the alphabet every week
so basically that back guy from p4 (i forgot his name) but it doesnt kill anyone and says 1 letter at a time every week

[random summit]

Like that's it.

Just follows you.

[willow falcon]

67th

[sinful oyster]

i would like this stand

[long loom]

Made in Heaven

[tardy storm]

Lowk useful tho

[astral wren]

@tardy storm, your Stand Rank is now 3!

[surreal narwhal]

It washes water

[stoic goblet]

So pretty much like a shinigami in death note

[pine dune]

So basically just cheap trick but doesn't kill you

[warm mesa]

im an unc why hasn't I knew any of this

[hollow bane]

does it make the whole piano go out of tune like going into 432hz, if it does that's actually pretty cool

[twilit isle]

a stand that makes air

[random summit]

Yes.

[crimson pebble]

yeah

[autumn kiln]

Cheap trick requiem

[cold violet]

Turns wood into another type of wood

[analog pawn]

A stand that stares at you menacingly

[nova sundial]

Name: dog what are you doing
Ability: Eats shit

[surreal narwhal]

It washes a washing machine

[pine dune]

No only one note at a time

[wind minnow]

stand that whispers "bless you" when u sneeze

[astral wren]

@wind minnow, your Stand Rank is now 2!

[willow falcon]

just a stand who stands their. thats it. he just says random stuff and thats it. again.

[hollow bane]

nah 😭

[sinful oyster]

instant wood rotting that would be strong

[crimson pebble]

tbh this can make you a LOT of money and defend you in some situations

[hollow bane]

thats just prepared piano or something

[topaz iris]

Hey ya but it can only speak to you through interpretive dance

[naive jay]

Every key is completely randomised to sound as awfull as possible

[gaunt willow]

Can send the user back in time in their own body but no memories of the present where they traveled from

[zinc ivy]

A stand that changes one letter every time you write a word

[pure kelp]

Stand that just kinda does your head in a little bit

[fallen rover]

It stands in front of you, is the size of a fully grown human, and if anyone looks at it, you die.

[long loom]

It alowes the user to instantly say "bless you" before anyone else does

[fair magnet]

Stand thats literally just a horse

[calm sparrow]

A stand that goes "hi my name is a stand" after you die and leaves

[worthy hawk]

Lazy stand

[cold violet]

Door only wood then, sure?

[pine dune]

Oh hell nah this is gonna mess with my perfect pitch

[mint skiff]

A stand that just stands

[pine dune]

So cheap trick but big

[runic mirage]

So a stand that’s just dyslexia

[gaunt willow]

A whole horse...

[worthy hawk]

[zinc ivy]

Lmao

[hollow bane]

fuck you

[stoic goblet]

Just fuck with people in public ig

[cold violet]

Thats usefull transportation

[fallen rover]

Cheap Trick Requiem.

[pine dune]

Js randomly detunes the note

[naive jay]

It actually would be perfect if you ahve a enemy thats a pianist and you wabt to mess with them

[graceful canopy]

Six seven

[pine dune]

I'm a pianist and this makes me want to cry

[stoic goblet]

Materializes one orange on Christmas eve that weighs half a pound

[calm sparrow]

I think I have that

[naive jay]

U are that upset?

[pine dune]

Every time you play a note it just randomly detunes

[noble sparrow]

It’s power is that it paralyzes the user

[pine dune]

And it changes everytime

[hollow bane]

dude i could do so much with this like what if i have a friend with fucked up kidneys or something

[lime geyser]

The stand kills you if you use it

[runic mirage]

Stand that turns any alcohol into water when you go to drink

[calm sparrow]

I also think I have that

[lime geyser]

No other powers

[mint skiff]

Hell nah

[hollow bane]

this has it's applications

[runic mirage]

Evil

[stoic goblet]

Idk

[naive jay]

Imagine trying to play a song

[pine dune]

One note is 442hz, the next time you play it it's 427hz

[past aspen]

The heal

[shy galleon]

A stand that makes the enemy stronger then the stand user itself

[hollow bane]

anything that will get me out of school i guess

[pine dune]

this makes me want to cry just thinking about it

[odd totem]

Stand name: where is my mind

Stand ability: lets you locate your mind

[stoic goblet]

The stand that dies nothing and dies
Just like me

[feral mist]

It burbs every 2 seconds and makes you trip

[mint skiff]

If you gamble hard enough you can blast the enemy's eardrums with a high decibel

[random dragon]

It allowes its user to breath (only that)

[naive jay]

My firend @stone pagoda also plays piano

[mint skiff]

Hamon

[naive jay]

I will present this idea to him too

[pine dune]

Aw hell yeah it fucks with the velocity too

[runic mirage]

Yeah but imagine, your going out to the bar to have a drink or your trying to have a party and just can’t drink the alcohol because you got a stand that just turns it to water

[hollow bane]

i love 420hz

[feral mist]

That's kinda good tho..

[livid mountain]

toaster that makes the targets toast so burnt and hot it burns their tongue

[pine dune]

So it just spawns an E-piano, and every time you play it, it just detunes itself and changes the velocity at random

[mint skiff]

Applicable 😭😭

[agile magnet]

You can move clouds. That’s it.

[hollow bane]

no but like if you're already drunk you can turn the alcohol in your blood into water and drive home safely

[stoic goblet]

Spawns a fire in Malaysia that kills everyone including John Bloodborne

[lean pulsar]

Everytime you get hit the enemy has a 1.1.1.1.1.1.1.2 chance to piss themselves

[distant cove]

I think that can be useful in a way

[hollow bane]

you are not going to believe what i'm about to say bro

[analog pagoda]

Congrats, you can now breathe underwater, in space etc. maybe if you develop it you can breathe diff materials

[pine dune]

So you're gonna get an F4 at 423hz and it just blasts your ears at 80 decibels

[astral wren]

@analog pagoda, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[agile magnet]

?

[mint skiff]

Why so specific 💔💔💔

[hollow bane]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-jjba-emporio-stone-ocean-chester-gif-27204352

[fierce siren]

Can make 56 apples appear every 5 second 10 feet or more in the air but only at night

[agile magnet]

…

[spark python]

a stand that makes its owners noes always plugged (HEAR ME OUT)
and when the owner dies
it passes on to others (holy evil am i right)

[stoic goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-bart-idk-joe-bart-gif-312777079642239095

[feral mist]

You can move something like rain or you could make a cloudy day into a sunny one

[random dragon]

Shit.

[fierce siren]

Low combat power

[pine dune]

Next time you play an F4, you're just going to adjust to the noise only to have it play really quiet at a perfect 440

[opaque sleet]

A stand that does literally nothing ✌️🥹

[fierce siren]

Range of 30 meters

[west pilot]

It has the ability to breathe for you, but only through your own mouth

[stoic goblet]

Me fr

[fierce siren]

Also

[azure matrix]

[opaque sleet]

Real

[hollow bane]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-chudjak-wojak-soyjak-marcvin5-gif-13903021270190271130

[analog pagoda]

You and only you permanently lose 1 iq point capping at 0 every time you say the word, “ok”

[agile magnet]

Ok I suppose

[fierce siren]

Attacks on the apples damage the user

[humble whale]

breathing will kill the user and stand

[final flower]

“Your blood sugar… I’m slowly turning it into salt!”

[hollow bane]

hey ya

[stoic goblet]

Destroys your favorite band and leaves no trace of it

[mint skiff]

Makes the user hydrophobic

[fierce siren]

Extremely high utility against diabetics

[distant cove]

Everytime you fart a worm in England dies

[fierce siren]

Furthermore

[royal bay]

Makes the user have relentless diarrhea for 4 weeks

[hollow bane]

i have a friend who's fat and has shit kidneys so this would not help him at all

[wind minnow]

dirty deeds done dirt cheap and it just cleans your toilet for $1

[fierce siren]

It is discovered that Jodio has type one 😬

[mint skiff]

That's kinda evasive

[sly cairn]

It does literally nothing

[naive jay]

About the piano idea
What if every time it acttually just randomises what every key does

[stoic goblet]

Everytime you eat Chinese food you get a stomach ache

[fierce siren]

I remember being fat that shit sucked so much

[prisma condor]

This might kill a jojo

[runic mirage]

Stand that makes it so your 1 cent short of anything you go to buy

[hollow bane]

yeah bro is ugly too lmao

[stoic goblet]

Irl softlock

[high spire]

stand which has the ability to make the user the stand and the stand a rat's brain where the rat controls u

[prisma condor]

I feel like no matter what stand i make up araki would find a situation to make it the most op power possible

[dapper gyro]

Stand that makes it easy to be spotted by anyone and it makes u as weak as possible

[fierce siren]

Stand that can control crickets but the crickets are tied to the users organs

Or

[mint skiff]

Bait potential

[dapper gyro]

Wait u right

[fierce siren]

No literally just the stand that Jotaros mom has might be weaker

[prisma condor]

Find waldo stand

[hollow bane]

jotaro's mum gave birth to jotaro so she is probably pretty fuckng strong

[mint skiff]

I don't think it's weak it's just that holly herself doesn't have the mental strength to harness it

[hollow bane]

like baby jotaro fucked that one guy up

[dapper gyro]

Alessi

[fierce siren]

Holly's stand is basically like hermit purple but hard to harness iirc

[outer egret]

Epitaph if it didnt have king crimson (You can see 10 seconds into the future, but are powerless to change it)

[mint skiff]

A stand that only allows you to summon a singular carpenter ant

[hollow bane]

shut up nerd he doesn't even exist in this universe

[stiff cedar]

3

[hollow bane]

so you just stand still for 10 seconds?

[dapper gyro]

Damn okay be rude then

[wind kraken]

@sonic epoch 's stand

[mint skiff]

That is pretty depressing

[fierce siren]

Hermit purple was like incredibly weak besides some utility it basically took being Joseph Joestar level intelligent for it to be useful

In combat

[hollow bane]

its only weak in jojo

[outer egret]

no, you follow the actions you were fated to do, you just know it's coming before it happens

[mint skiff]

Hermit purple wasn't a combat stand to begin with

[dapper gyro]

Plus he was able to use Hamon with it so it made it decently stronger

[outer egret]

its only 10 seconds, not too big a deal

[hollow bane]

that's fucked up

[simple island]

Wheater Report , but you only have clouds power and you can die from your clouds

[outer egret]

drowns pucci with a cloud

[stiff cedar]

Weather report but it’s the snails

[fierce siren]

Yea if he was prime there's a scenario where he has a good matchup vs Dio

[fast niche]

Jonathan’s stand

[mint skiff]

It's primal ability is the ghost photo ability

[dapper gyro]

Oh yeah

[stiff cedar]

Hermit Purpler

[mint skiff]

Basically a really good doxxer

[simple island]

Every time you have to use the stand, you have to hold your breath.

[sonic epoch]

[astral wren]

@sonic epoch, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[real sonnet]

Nerdy stand which is less stronger than the user

[astral wren]

@real sonnet, your Stand Rank is now 4!

[fierce siren]

Is primal ability the like official term for the main thing a stand can do?

[stiff cedar]

Unironically stray cat would be extremely situational

[outer egret]

water crops, save countless from drought

[mint skiff]

Yes

[outer egret]

trying to make weather report weak is a challenge

[fierce siren]

I mostly just read the manga and watch hamon beat

[scarlet gust]

There's actually a song called Ordinary World. Would be the perfect Stand Name for it...

[outer egret]

bc weather report is op

[simple island]

I meant that oxygen cannot enter your lungs

[mint skiff]

Mhm

[stiff cedar]

My headcanon is that Polnareff can’t read

[simple island]

[outer egret]

js do it in small doses then

fully exhaling wont kill you instantly

[willow linden]

A stand that beats the shit out of its user

[fierce siren]

Stand that does literally nothing besides 10 meter radius scaling with the physical strength of the user

[mint skiff]

What does that mean

[stiff cedar]

That feng shue stand

[mint skiff]

Feng shui stand was lwk op

[stiff cedar]

It’s more harm than help

[fierce siren]

It's like star platinum with no time skip and as physically strong as the user is

[mint skiff]

It's a divination stand

[fierce siren]

And no star finger

[mint skiff]

Because it talks 😭

If it didn't talk it'll be deadly

[simple island]

Ok ok , If you summon the Stand, you die

[stiff cedar]

He’s just a chill guy

[mint skiff]

Mhm

[stiff cedar]

The Sun

[simple island]

Lol

[fierce siren]

Primal ability would just be harnessing the physical strength that the user has

[vale narwhal]

it lwk does nothing

[willow linden]

Stand name chainsmokers
Namesake: band of the same name
Abilities: smokes a pack a day, you have to constantly buy it cigarettes or it dies. Bad breath that over the span of 20 years will give your enemies lung cancer but only if you live with them.
Side affects: lung cancer

[simple island]

[mint skiff]

Dang

I don't need a stand to do it

[manic nimbus]

When you are about to die your stand makes you explode

[stiff cedar]

Shear Heart Attack

[bronze tree]

Thats good for taking people out with you tho

[mint skiff]

Mhm

[stiff cedar]

How big is the explosion

[fierce siren]

Stand that can summon a scalpel in its hand and that's it

Uhhhh

[green sinew]

A stand that can make a sandwich. That's it, it just makes sandwiches. And the only ingredients it can use is bread and bologna. Also it makes them very badly and there is only a 32% chance of making it perfectly

[molten ether]

“I am not a stand”

Makes your life as inconvenient as possible in every way and it affects 1 person every hour. Anyone in the world

[stiff cedar]

Can I just atomize everything in a 100km radius?

[thick beacon]

Thats peak tho

[mint skiff]

Imo I think a corpse exploding is scarring enough

[molten ether]

Wait that doesn’t make sense

[astral wren]

@mint skiff, your Stand Rank is now 8!

[civic spruce]

Cheap teick

[willow linden]

Star platinum but it doesn’t know how to restart time

[fierce siren]

Araki would figure out how to make this one destroy a water tower in a fight and kill a jobro

[stiff cedar]

Paint it Black and it just bums everyone out a bit

[civic spruce]

Replace all of your body with water then you die

[willow linden]

The boiling water stand from part 6

[mint skiff]

Infinite food resource

[willow linden]

Or the stand that just makes everyone angry from part 6

[mint skiff]

You won't go hungry in a dire situation

[stiff cedar]

I genuinely don’t remember that

[mint skiff]

That stand is op

[stiff cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/thunder-cross-split-attack-tcsa-you-fell-for-it-fool-gif-24290983

[hollow bane]

the ability to be invisible, but you can't see either

[mint skiff]

Any stand being able to mess w the human autonomy is op

[fierce siren]

Automatic stand that just constantly makes people get pissed off and wanna fight you

Within a 500 meter radius

[stiff cedar]

So real invisibility?

[willow linden]

Pucci gave FF a stand so that when they tried to drink the water they boiled it and almost died

[hollow bane]

that sounds fun as hell

[stiff cedar]

Survivor.

[willow linden]

With his disc

[thick beacon]

My stand, Jigsaw puzzle, can spawn a singular piece of a puzzle at once, it has a minute cooldown

[obsidian holly]

The height of ozone baby, the arms of tusk act 1, leg of death 13, power of king nothing

[molten ether]

a stand that gives you a random disability every minute as well as people around you

[thick beacon]

Wrongreply

Sorry

[molten ether]

It’s alright

[green sinew]

I forgot to mention if you don't have said ingredients at hand during the situation, it'll be unable to make you a sandwich so yes, you will go hungry otherwise

[thick beacon]

I wantwd to reply to the other guy

[mint skiff]

Awh

[fierce siren]

This sounds like it's potentially powerful if the user is really good at being disabled

Or wait

Is that the right way to word it

[thick beacon]

Good at being disabled😭💔

Im crine

[fierce siren]

Idk maybe a better way to word it is having a talent for being disabled

[willow linden]

The ability to butter bread perfectly with amazing butter to bread ratio but a 6.666% chance to explode the bread and butter

[mint skiff]

Stop it that's even worse

[stray pasture]

Every minute is 61 seconds instead of 60 seconds but it only works if it’s raining at 4 am on a Sunday

[summer narwhal]

a stand that shoots water but it can only shoot one molecule at a time

[willow linden]

Made in heaven but it rewinds time for only you and everyone else moves normally

[mint skiff]

Speeds up?

[willow linden]

Speeds ip*

Up

[willow linden]

Yeah

[stiff cedar]

In the desert too

[stray pasture]

Ya

[mint skiff]

That would just be mih without affecting the whole universe

You'd be really fast

[fierce siren]

Like you know how to build a wheelchair from car parts pthink fast while at an IQ of 60 using artificial mental mechanisms and computer help splint your arms etc etc based on a lot of reading after you got the stand

[stiff cedar]

MiH but it only speeds up aging for everything

[fierce siren]

So the JoJo doesn't know how to deal with it but you can

Thus advantage

[mint skiff]

That's just the part 5 blonde mafia guy's stand but more advanced in a sense

[willow linden]

You can increase your iq but every iq point you increase also increases one of your chromosomes

[stiff cedar]

Oh yeah! Sorry proscuiotto

[wide gyro]

Switches anyone's sexual orientation randomly(straight to pan, bi to asexual)

[stray pasture]

Stand that Is able to shoot one grain of rice every 12 hours that has a 23% chance of having a pesticide inside

[stiff cedar]

Permanent change

[mint skiff]

Disabled aren't just physical disability yo

[wide gyro]

Why is everyone so addicted to rice

[fierce siren]

Stand that teaches you 3 things every minute but it's a randomized peice of knowledge from the entirety of all things known by humans and squirrels

[astral wren]

@fierce siren, your Stand Rank is now 5!

[misty egret]

Stand that kills you and turns you into a plant (Stray Cat)

[cerulean thorn]

infinite punch man, punches with 1/10th the strength of the average person. Each subsequent hit deals a 1/10th of the damage as the last one

[pure oasis]

Stand: Born Under a Bad Sign

Ability: Makes you inconveniently unlucky; if you are mad at someone/have ill intent towards them, it makes them slightly lucky

[fierce siren]

Yea I know my bio is like an autism reference and I mentioned intelectual disability -w-

[graceful surge]

Has super speed but only on thursdays

[mint skiff]

Highkey still usable

[fierce siren]

Those are like commonly thought of disabilities parapalegia intellectual disability condjtions causing frailness

[wide gyro]

What happens if you have the intention to commit suitcase

[stray pasture]

Stand where there’s a 0.007% chance of spawning a dead cow but only works if you’re suffocating

[willow linden]

Ability to turn coke into Pepsi but only during daylight savings and inside a waffle house

[graceful surge]

I guess so

[mint skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-go-gambling-gif-3937562841362806777

[fierce siren]

The chance this does anything is so low

[wide gyro]

Why suffocating😭

[willow linden]

Stand that spawns a piano above your head every 1-10 minutes but you don’t know when it will happen

There’s a countdown but the countdown is always wrong

[wide gyro]

Guess we fucked

[pure oasis]

Unluck of its own, actions already predetermined by you can only be worsened not altered altogether, so it would happen in a bad way

[misty egret]

Stop time for everything including you. You don't even notice when it happens

[uneven onyx]

Air makes it go invisible, that's the stand. Literally just invisible and catatonic

[astral wren]

@uneven onyx, your Stand Rank is now 2!

[stray pasture]

Stand that automatically cuts 2 cm of someone’s hair but if the person is bald then you die

[fierce siren]

Stand that lets you make others more likely to succeed in anything by getting random miracled but only if they are trying to pursue you for hostile reasons

Kind of like wonder of U

[mint skiff]

A stand that doubles the price of everything you purchase

[wide gyro]

Stand that makes you the horniest mf but if any thing stimulates you in the slightest you explode. And if a person stimulates you that person gets the stand.

[astral wren]

@wide gyro, your Stand Rank is now 3!

[willow linden]

Cheap trick but even more evil

[fierce siren]

Stand that freezes time but the time freeze only effects the user

Hmmmm

[stray pasture]

Stand where the ability is to be able to paint an entire wall in a second but it can only paint in colours of the food you eat so like if you eat an apple it paints the wall red BUT the user automatically gets an allergy to that specific food after the wall has been painted

[willow linden]

How the hell is your name upside down

Stand that turns your name upside down

[fierce siren]

Stand that automatically makes horses within a 2 kilometer radius charge towards you

[wide gyro]

[stray pasture]

Stand where the only function is to play happy birthday on loop

[misty egret]

Stand that gets rid of ANYTHING. Straight up vaporized. Non existent. Bru it comes back 5 seconds later like nothing happened

[wide gyro]

Fr

[willow linden]

It’s ok I can jump at the last second

[steel oriole]

a stand where the stand where it can stop time but only for itself and not its surrounding area

[worthy charm]

John

[fierce siren]

Hmmm

[wide gyro]

Die for the art ig

[fierce siren]

Stand that copies other stands at half power

[mint skiff]

ts have a lot of psychosis potential

[wide gyro]

If you eat like a 7 colour meal can you paint in all those colours

[stray pasture]

maybe

[mint skiff]

Lwk

[willow linden]

You are allergic to everything but you have to pay 10 dollars every hour to the stand

[mint skiff]

Useful

[stray pasture]

Stand that is able to flip birds upside down and it can only do it if they are on the ground

[willow linden]

But you’re the only person who has a stand

Replied to the wrong thing

[willow linden]

This one^

[wide gyro]

Stand that gives you testicular torsion if you look at the opposite sex

[fierce siren]

Stand that makes you able to become a vampire for an hour during the day

[mint skiff]

What if they're non binary

[wide gyro]

This would he perfect if the hour was random

[cold otter]

Heavens door, but whatever edits you write in someone apply to you too

[astral wren]

@cold otter, your Stand Rank is now 3!

[cold otter]

yesss

[fierce siren]

Stand that just makes other people confused about their gender identity

[wide gyro]

Ig the stand gives balls to whoever the user is regardless

[mint skiff]

Oh yea sex not gender

[steel jungle]

Definitely not

[willow linden]

Stand that makes it so you can’t use a stud finder 52 minutes after you last used one (impossible to survive)

[fierce siren]

Hmmm

[stray pasture]

Stand that grants you a knife that can one-shot anyone BUT it only works if you stab someone with an allergy to tuna

[wide gyro]

Stand that makes you incredibly unlucky on every celebrated holiday

[stray pasture]

Stand where the only ability is to help you automatically stand up from the ground

[fierce siren]

Stand that grants you random abilities based on stereotypes but you have to get others to stereotype you for it to work

[cold otter]

I was gonna say Star platinum but every time you attack/throw a punch a random bone breaks in your body

[outer egret]

ts doesn't do shit to jojos characters

did we forget what state giorno was in during the diavolo fight

[fierce siren]

Stand that lets you control your nosebleeds at will

[wide gyro]

Stand that makes you eat dick cheese but everytime you refuse your chances of getting cardiovascular cancer increases by 250% but you can only eat the dick cheese in the early hours of the morning

[cold otter]

ok how much time did you put into that.

[fierce siren]

Hm

[cold otter]

thats just evil😭

[crimson breach]

The opposite of Pocoloco's stand

[fierce siren]

Stand that lets you do a cartwheel at any time even if your not physically capable or the laws of physics conflict with doing one

[wide gyro]

Holy peak

[wide gyro]

💔

[void ravine]

Stand that makes everyone in the whole world use the word "spaghetti" at least once all at the same time

[stray pasture]

Stand that automatically cuts someone’s toenails when it senses that they’re too long

[wide gyro]

Thats acc hella useful

[cold otter]

ultra spaghetti wave

[stray pasture]

What r you gonna do during combat huh

[fierce siren]

Stand that lets you automatically know how to hurt someone's feelings and has attack power relative to star platinum with a range of 5 centimeters

[void ravine]

cry

[reef folio]

tfym weakest

[wide gyro]

Imagine if you're in court getting for a murder trial and your testimony is spaghetti

[reef folio]

i could technically just make stand which is like

[terse igloo]

Gives you one leaf per day

[wide gyro]

Good point.

[cold otter]

survivor except its airborne😈

[reef folio]

"takes whatever would be good for the user and performs the inverse"

[terse igloo]

And is weak in combat as fuck

[fierce siren]

Use the leaf to propagate Rokakaka

[valid cedar]

Hey ya

[cold otter]

hey ya, and?

[valid cedar]

The stand just gives you moral

Like just tells you stuff to inspire you

[cold otter]

💀

[valid cedar]

Pt7

[lyric willow]

stand activates on the second coming of jesus christ

[ashen sedge]

If this worked on blood sugar it'd actually be pretty strong

[fierce siren]

Automatic Stand that gives you a stick in any situation where a stick is useful

[stray pasture]

Stand that has a 100% chance of making someone laugh continuously for 4 minutes straight but while they are laughing your legs will start cramping severely until the other person stops laughing.

[wide gyro]

Stand that gives you mediation techniques every time you get scared but half of every molecule you inhale becomes asbestos

[wide gyro]

😭 💔

[ashen sedge]

Anyways uhhh
A stand that makes one of your pubic hairs ginger every 16 years

[fierce siren]

Stand that can't really do anything and it's primal ability is that it's always active, if it is damaged you still get damaged

Hmmmm

[surreal sigil]

Why did my message just get za handoed

[fierce siren]

Joseph joestar would be able to use this to his advantage in part 2

[surreal sigil]

Maybe it was just too weak to exist

[fierce siren]

By like effecting the conditions of light in the area

[wide gyro]

Stand that stands

[stray pasture]

Stand where it is able to swap someone’s shampoo with salt

[peak magnet]

Allows user to get Pokémon cards before scalpers

[astral wren]

@peak magnet, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[fierce siren]

Stand that makes your proprioception eyesight and hearing constantly improve throughout a fight if you can prevent your fingernails from being dirty for longer than 87 seconds and literally nothing else

[compact venture]

You can summon a sandwich made with the specific ingredients to kill you and nobody else

[nocturne scroll]

you can make people walk one tiny bit faster and thats kind of it

also u can only do that at 6 pm

[fierce siren]

Stand that lets you make sandwiches swap places but only if they're entirely made of food

[nocturne scroll]

thats powerful cause what if a snail/slug person is washing their skin

[spark python]

togashi is annoying asl gng

he wont release anime

and the manga is like this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368922319048675460/1450182493771923597/togif.gif

[nocturne scroll]

bro this a question of a day 😭

[fierce siren]

Stand that just makes small animals fall from the sky

[spark python]

mb bruh

[nocturne scroll]

examples bro

its ok bro

[fierce siren]

Any animal under 2 pounds

[nocturne scroll]

im here to judge every stand from now on

[nocturne scroll]

could be powerful cause spiders

cmon people lets make some that are weak weak

i believe in yalls minds

[fierce siren]

I guess so and you could make kittens fall from the sky to attack someone with a cat allergy

[kind perch]

A stand that can help with my and only my constipation with a 1% boost in shitting capacity hmm I’ll name it giggle shitter

[wide gyro]

A stand that forces you to vomit profusely and it only happens when you think of numbers

[nocturne scroll]

what if u vomit on someone

what if u make a vomit launcher and its like super strong

[wide gyro]

Oh nah

[wide gyro]

Nah.

[fierce siren]

I can't think of anything weaker than wonder of you but it causes the opposite of catastrophe for people pursuing you with hostile intent

[wide gyro]

Then you js make em pissed off ig idk

[kind perch]

Wait no cheap trick but it can’t move between people so if someone sees my back I just die and that’s it

[fierce siren]

Like if someone with a broken leg starts attacking you her leg automatically repairs and a gun falls from a truck and bounces in a very specific way that makes it end up in her hand without harming her

How can you get weaker without the stand being something that automatically makes you die in engagement or actively just harms you over time without providing benefit

[fierce siren]

Essentially it reverses calamities in a manner that endangers the user, her leg broke in an accident so that resolves, her gun was taken at some point so she obtains one

All entirely by chance

If someone attacking you has like brain damage from fighting a fast acting medication which treats his brain problems falls into his mouth from the sky and he accidentally swallows it

Because it was swept up in a hurricane 3 days ago

[candid shore]

A stand that gives the user the ability to breath sligthly faster

[dusky flame]

A stand that helps the user to remove those weird and existential crisis thoughts when he is trying to sleep.

[fierce siren]

If someone loses track of you while pursuing you they get a late notification on their phone from your social media that happens to reveal where you're heading (this was not planned on your part)

[keen heath]

A stand that gives the ability to become invisible but it only works at night

[dusky flame]

that's not that bad

[candid shore]

Isnt that actually cool?

Like dude u can watch your crush sleep

Without the crush noticing

[keen heath]

But at night nobody can see you

[candid shore]

Or you can rob a bank

[keen heath]

Uh

Yea

[fierce siren]

Stand would be called "knowledge of me" because it's like bizarro wonder of u

[keen heath]

That's not that bad

[hollow bane]

Stand that can turn any liquid into water

[candid shore]

Isnt the opposite of wonder, catastrophe?

[candid shore]

any liquid?

[hollow bane]

yea

[candid shore]

Hmmmm

[keen heath]

Also kinda good

Like you are in a desert and you need water so you can pee in a cup and turn it into water

[hollow bane]

Suppose the stand could touch another person an make it a whole living bottled water

[fierce siren]

Wonder of u manipulates the flow of calamity to bring harm to those pursuing the user in order to defend Tooru, so a bizzarro version of that could be manipulating the flow of calamity to reverse harm done to those pursuing him for the purpose of keeping him unsafe

[keen heath]

Thats kinda creepy

[candid shore]

A stand that gives the user the ability to speak like a parrot, but only when no one is in your vicinity

[sterile beacon]

A stand that causes cancer, in the user, at will

[candid shore]

.

[hollow bane]

that's also a possibility

[keen heath]

Omg the worst stand have been created

[candid shore]

A stand that forces you to play chess and if you lose, you get mocked by the stand

[fierce siren]

Stand that can make anything that you're actively swallowing poisonous

[keen heath]

Kinda suck

[swift basin]

Stand name: Wind in Lonely Fences

Power: None
Speed: None
Durability: A
Precision: None
Potential: E

Wind in Lonely Fences appears as an eggshell white wooden fence. It’s main ability is that it emits a slightly hot wind that goes up to 7 feet, causing people who get near it too sweat from the heat. It doesn’t do anything else

[keen heath]

But if you are a expert...

[fierce siren]

Stand that turns all black tea in a 400 meter radius into coffee and vice versa

[candid shore]

A stand that gives you scoliosis

[hollow bane]

this person actually did the homework properly, respect

[keen heath]

Oh god

[hollow bane]

that would be me

[keen heath]

A stand that sets you on fire but you don't have fire resistance and the fire only burns you

It happens randomly

[candid shore]

A stand that forces you to sing christmas songs at any time and any seasons except winter and you cant stop

[fierce siren]

Stand that accelerates the process the process of sleeping within 20 meters

[sour coral]

A stand that makes people sleep when they’re tired

[hollow bane]

[keen heath]

Goofy stand

[sour coral]

Like one sec before you fall asleep

[hollow bane]

a girlfriend/boyfriend stand

[proud furnace]

Stand name:「Firestarter」

[keen heath]

Like hazamada but better?

[hollow bane]

yessir

[keen heath]

Yoo

Thats a cool one

[sour coral]

No i dont wanna be big shot

[proud furnace]

Crappy stand cool name

[proud furnace]

NOWS YOUR CHA-

[sour coral]

😭😭😭

[fierce siren]

Stand that just automatically makes your boyfriend mad at you when activated and it's activated by the user falling asleep

[austere gale]

A stand that can let you shrink yourself but you can’t grow back and you don’t control how much you shrink

[proven anvil]

Everytime a number is said, it griws to that size multiplied and after one multiplication gets shrinked down: base is size 1, someone says 3 and he grows triple the size, so on and so on

[keen heath]

I would choose fire at the island

[neat dagger]

a stick

[proud furnace]

Named after Firestarter by the Prodigy, also cool song

[keen heath]

yea

[grave girder]

Canceric rodanted: applies Bone cancer in a radius of 1 meter

[fierce siren]

What makes this very weak is that a gay man that wears car tires as shoulder pads and dresses in frilly car mechanic clothes with extremely high rizz has the stand so he's constantly in a relationship. The issue however is that no one has any idea who the stand user is so it's hard to find and eliminate him.

[keen heath]

Thats kinda good

[grave girder]

but think

[keen heath]

Just works better if you hug someone

[proud furnace]

Stand that allows you to interact with Stands, no other abilities

[bitter forge]

Meow

[keen heath]

Bruh

[proud furnace]

Crappy stand amirite

[bitter forge]

Okay fair enough

[grave girder]

u cannot touch someone no more

[proud furnace]

It’s an idea I’ve had for a long time

[fierce siren]

Stand that just makes the ambient situation around a person increasingly bizzare but only when the user is actively adventuring

[keen heath]

Thats kinda suck

[candid shore]

A stand that if you win a bet, you lose the object you betted for and if you lose you still lose it

[proud furnace]

Improbability drive

[grave girder]

yep

[bitter forge]

Lmao now i have the urge to add someone like that to my AU

[proud furnace]

You have my permission, would love to see what you create

[candid shore]

A stand that makes someone super horny, so they almost cant hold it back

[keen heath]

A stand that kills you if you see or hear someone

[bitter forge]

Yeah it's a wild au, tbh bro gonna be cooked

[keen heath]

Thats kinda good

[candid shore]

Tf u mean good

😭

[bitter forge]

Compared to the supercomputer AI whose stand thundernuked the globe, poor boy got nothin'

[candid shore]

A stand that gives someone else the ability to lick his own elbow, but only if you count from 1-100 out loud and say the alphabet

[bitter forge]

Well nothing but the sheer power of the indomitable human spirit ig

[proud furnace]

You can just make him like John wick and outmanoeuvre stuff, since he can interact with stands that means he can damage the users by damaging the stands

[keen heath]

That's the worst stand ever😭🙏

[candid shore]

Sudden cardiac arrest posesses no vulnerabilities

[pure oasis]

Stand: Born Under a Bad Sign

Ability: Makes you inconveniently unlucky; if you are mad at someone/have ill intent towards them, it makes them slightly lucky. Actions already predetermined in fate for you can only be worsened not altered altogether

[fierce siren]

Stand that makes everyone nearby happy and desire a peaceful life but you have to suffer in exchange for this and it activates automatically when someone around you is miserable

[astral wren]

@fierce siren, your Stand Rank is now 6!

[bitter forge]

Fair

[bitter forge]

Mfw d4c

[proud furnace]

The hyper specific stands like these always annoy me cos a stand is supposed to be a manifestation of fighting spirit, so who in the hell would attack someone by licking their own elbow

[keen heath]

Stand name:stand
Ability give you a j*b

[candid shore]

I thought this is the most weak stand design contest

[bitter forge]

Someone who uh-- you know what, no, I ain't going there

[candid shore]

😭

[candid shore]

Damn

I need that

[keen heath]

Kinda

[proud furnace]

Oh yeah ik you succeeded, but at what cost

[bitter forge]

True.

[fierce siren]

Stand that can cause someone in a 15 meter radius to start trauma dumping and doesn't impede their ability to fight

Uhhh

[keen heath]

But your boss sucks and you receive 2 dollars per month

[candid shore]

A stand that can transform into any girl you want and it automatically becomes your girlfriend but if you are gay you just die and get heavily friendzoned

[delicate lodge]

stand name: amish paradise. Stand ability: allows you and only you to transform i to an stereotypical amish dude screaming about electricity.

[keen heath]

Ayo chill

[candid shore]

VOLTAGE MATE! RAHHHHH

[bitter forge]

It would make sense for me to add a weak ass one compared to the others because some stand abilities I made are busted and predominantlybelong to t-800s/AIs for some reason.

[fierce siren]

Stand that can cause anyone you dislike to die instantly but the user is the most chill and conflict averse guy humanly possible

[delicate lodge]

more like “WRYYYYYYY I SEE A SPARL”

if they saw red hit chilly pepper

[proud furnace]

This lowkey sounds fire

[bitter forge]

Yeah it is but I kinda trying to balance it out a bit cause they're kinda broken cause one canonically defeated GER in my AU.

[astral wren]

@bitter forge, your Stand Rank is now 7!

[bitter forge]

Yayyyy

[proud furnace]

Weak stand ❌
Weak stand user ✅

[fierce siren]

Stand that causes all nearby men to develop homosexual urges and deep emotional intelligence and self control

[keen heath]

On the place you live is it snowing?

[proud furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/wut-shocked-eye-pop-big-eyes-gif-15244901

[proud furnace]

Your stands seem to have a theme

[keen heath]

A stand that makes the sun explode

[thorny portal]

Stand Name: Cold Blows The Wind
Stand Ability: makes it a little colder in the room, not much tho just a little bit

[proud furnace]

And that’s another L for Arabia Fats

[keen heath]

Lol

[fierce siren]

Stand that causes nearby people to be infuriated by the color red

Named [TORO]

[keen heath]

Turn them into bull's

[bitter forge]

In my au it's not Canon Canon but kinda feel bad i wrote it so now I kinda have to just go along with it

[proud furnace]

Stand name: 「Who Let the Dogs Out」

[proud furnace]

How long ago was it when you wrote that

[fierce siren]

Stand that has twice the attack power of star platinum but can only direct attacks at the user

[bitter forge]

Its on my ao3 and I wrote this all early into the au and kinda rewrote added more later in out of oops, this is too busted so I say like uhhh 3-4 years ago, I started my fic during covid

[keen heath]

.

[proud furnace]

Oh my godddddd that’s awful I love it

[keen heath]

FRR

[bitter forge]

I have a kinda love hate relationship with the earlier stuff so it's kinda shite kinda good

[fierce siren]

Stand that makes anything you cook taste awful and make them immediately feel good followed by their health deterioriating

[bitter forge]

Okay, here's my own ability.

[proud furnace]

Cries in Tonio

[bitter forge]

The ability to talk to a cat and allow it to talk, but one specific cat at a time.

[keen heath]

Stand that create a black hole if you breath

[proud furnace]

I created crazy stands when I first started making them, one could manipulate someone’s body if they were listening to the radio broadcast

[fierce siren]

Stand that intensifies the desire of nearby selected people for apple juice and doesn't stop as long as you're in the same municipal area

[keen heath]

(Stand name)someone needs a big vacuum

[bitter forge]

Anyway, the stands name is Night Ripper and it allows the user to flow through dark matter/merge with it

But the only handicap is that's it's allergic to even the weakest lightbulb

[proud furnace]

I had one called Black Sabbath (this was prior to watching part 5) that was an armour stand that emerged from a watch on the user and it basically made them impervious to all damage

[timber tusk]

that makes the user never succeed but also never fail

[proud furnace]

That’s lowkey peak tho

[stray pasture]

Stand where it’s only function is to turn a cup of water into ice and it can ONLY turn the water into ice if it’s in one normal sized cup

[proud furnace]

Average man

[bitter forge]

How GER lost tho is beyond bewildering for me now that I think about it. Even if it was a t 800 using he should have won buttt if I rewrite it id break the continuity I have now a bit so it's like ehhhhh?

[proud furnace]

That is despicable

[fierce siren]

"b-b-bakana....... He appears to have filled 482 cups with water to the brim and sealed the tops, followed by placing them upside down..... Any one of these could explode from the lower density of water as it becomes a solid ... At any time... I'm in deep shit Jodio....."

[keen heath]

A stand that makes you switch places with someone that's dying and that person is back to life but you are ded

[bitter forge]

Scubamaster96

[keen blade]

every hour it can know where one random grain of sand was 3 months ago

[bitter forge]

Lmao

[proud furnace]

Oh shit that’s so good, Araki hire this guy

[bitter forge]

Off topic but I love your pfp

[stray pasture]

Okay I’m making a more ass stand so you can’t make it seem cool anymore

[bitter forge]

Spoomton

[high jetty]

a stand that manipulates your own brains callosum (basically just lets you talk to yourself)

[keen blade]

Stand name: Holy Hell

[stray pasture]

A stand where it is able to pluck 2 strands of grass every minute and automatically forces them into the throat of yourself

[keen blade]

ability: it gives the user the ability to go inside of commercials

[bitter forge]

Breadolphin

[keen blade]

it gives a random dolphin an allergy to gluten

[keen blade]

changing this to gluten intolerance

[sour bronze]

Can see only one zeptosecond into the future, and it has a two day cooldown. The stand is a tiny hourglass, so it can't even fight.

[high jetty]

i’d say a summonable object could come in handy eventually no matter how random it is

[fierce siren]

"ho ho, Giorno Giovanna. As you can see, bamboo qualifies as a grass and a stalk as a single strand. Now it's a waiting game, so long as I'm lucky it won't be what I produced, and while gangstars are known for gambling, do they actually like to do it with their lives? You see, while you've foiled my attempt to spit poisonous grass I've desensitized myself to at you, the corn must be tapered to fit in my throat and thus the end naturally becomes sharp. So, it's a matter of how many times you can avoid my throws....."

(user is a botanist)

[golden gazelle]

📞🐦‍⬛

[astral wren]

@golden gazelle, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[bitter forge]

Oh, btw, the other really busted ability that I was talking about earlier in my (terminator/jojo) AU which belongs to Skynet and its called Geogaddi and it has the ability to transform anything it touches into machinery overtime. Whether it be organic or metal it will turn into pc hardware that basically becomes Skynet. When it touches you, it starts a self connection chain of abilities called the Geogaddi cycle. The Devil is In The Details starts first, which is the transformation. It quickly builds a bunch of Julie And Candy (JAC) particles a black tar substance that creates Gyroscope. Tendrils that inject and spread JAC. It also lets Skynet read people's minds and put them in like a simulacrum. This ability if spreads uncontrollably can massively change the architecture and structure of environments and is also a large biohazard cause Skynet absorbed a lot of people. So theres just a bunch of servers that are just people absorbed into its mass. Kinda realize it's a bit tryhard on the edgy side but I still love it.

Idk if this channel allows photos but if it did I could show you what it looks like.

[proud furnace]

Why thank you, yours is also very interesting

[bitter forge]

Yeah it's Skynet, or an interpretation of him.

[fierce siren]

I used to run a JoJo adjacent TTRPG so I got good at cooking really bizarre manners in which seemingly random or weak abilities could be used against heroes in a story

[bitter forge]

That's gotta be interesting as hell but given my schedule I can't join one 😭

[fierce siren]

Yeah scheduling is often kryptonite for TTRPGs especially if they're longer campaigns

I deadass had to create a scheduling excell document because we ALL had jobs and 3 had college

Was pain

[bitter forge]

Also was kinda exhausted/burnt out on ttrpgs due to one I wasn't really interested in but joined at the time cause a toxic ex best friend was in there. The dm also wasn't very good, and I also kinda was just a bad/disinterested player

My fault, as I SHOULD have at least said something/stopped playing a long while ago but I really just didn't want to feel like the odd man out in that situation.

Also several other ones were lead by toxic af players that ex best friend let into the group so there's that too

[fierce siren]

I think my favorite stand ability from the campaign was a guy who can move at the speed of a locomotive but only near train tracks and parallel with them or one who like could copy your ability if you in any capacity took something from him or one woman who had a pocket dimension that could fit anything that fit between her hands

[bitter forge]

Ooooh

Nice

[fierce siren]

And stand abilities were generally a free action once per turn

[bitter forge]

Interesting

The stand you mention remind me of a stand i read once on deviantart that was like anyone who stepped over the line of a toy train would get sucked into the train like coco jumbo style

[fierce siren]

Essentially the concept was it was a grounded campaign besides some items like special milk or special coffee having magic abilities and a magic system with those stands

[bitter forge]

Ooh nice

[fierce siren]

The milk healed you and the coffee automatically cleared deleted with 0 consequences when boiled and consumed cowboy style (this was a western)

[bitter forge]

Oh that sounds fun, so kind of like SBR but not?

[fierce siren]

Yeah it was SBR inspired with a global race from the bearing strait to the (in progress, earlier than historical) panama canal

[bitter forge]

Oooh that's cool

[foggy citrus]

literally bro

just wrapped up a VTM campaign and it was such a struggle scheduling our meetings

[bitter forge]

Ong

[fierce siren]

I cooked the campaign concept and story immediately after finishing steel ball run because I was a DM with a lot of other Jojo fans as friends at the time

[foggy citrus]

6 college students scheduling around a top surgery and all of us had jobs and one of us was graduating

LMAO Hell on earth

[fierce siren]

Dude my campaign was 5-6 people too

Including myself

The saving grace was basically that it was online and I was only part time employed and we all lived in north America besides one person with a weird sleep schedule mostly in Scotland sometimes in China

[weak relic]

Ability that turns wine into water

[fierce siren]

We were also like all established friends and friends of friends online who had common ground in liking manga and queer culture so no drama really

[bitter forge]

Most of us were in America in our group but 1 guy was from India I think.

[bold aurora]

Ability that when you hop on 1 leg It makes you 2 times faster

[fierce siren]

I always have a hard time with Indians considering I'm from east coast US

[bitter forge]

Fair

[fierce siren]

Or really any Asian

When the time zone is or is nearly the exact opposite 💔

[bold aurora]

This could be really broken if i Just add some stupid Little rule

Like multiply by 2 every hop in a row

[thin barn]

it can snap a decibel louder than usual but you have to teach it how to snap regardless if you know how or not

[candid shore]

A stand that copies all the abilities of a stand of your choice, but if u wish for one stand, you get cancer and suicidal, so your stand doesnt make you happier and at the end you commit suicide

✌️

[dusk stump]

The stand makes everyone around you think that you’re a hobo

[analog pagoda]

Free money

[dusk stump]

Nah, I’m saying a scumbaggy hobo, one that no one thinks deserves to even be given food. They disrespect you since they think you’re a jerk

[analog pagoda]

Oh ok

[robust oar]

When you breathe out carbon dioxide, it turns it into oxygen :0

[slim tendon]

A stand that when walking backwards you can turn salt into sugar but only on public holidays

[astral wren]

@slim tendon, your Stand Rank is now 6!

[spark iron]

Whatever you touch breaks down except living beings.

[river rampart]

you can skip 3 milisseconds every 3 years

[fierce siren]

The hand but it can only erase close by very small things and operates by swiping your finger, the stand is called [The arm]

[wheat geode]

Every day theres a 1/1000000 chance you get a kit-kat. I call it SWEET DREAMS (based off of the actual song by Eurythmics)

[gaunt willow]

A stand that gives you and only you hemorrhoids and cold sores

[astral wren]

@gaunt willow, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[lusty crater]

Star platinum but it can't suck

[sacred forge]

if you see a reflection of yourself you die because there can only be one

or some bs

or a stand that controls cephalopods, but only one at a time, it provides no physical or mental improvements to the creature and you can only use it for 5 minutes at a time

[full tangle]

Shigaraki kinda power

Anyways I got here a stand called Beds Are Burning that can spontaneously combust any beds or mattresses the user commands it to combust

[toxic jay]

The opposite of me

[merry shuttle]

its a stand that does nothing but spawn stand users around you that fight each other but will never harm you and they will kill everyone you love (schizophrenia to torture you and hitmen to kill your loved ones)

[uneven cove]

A stand that spawns only ONE human and there’s nothing else it can do after that (the guy is the weakest human ever created)

[wraith spire]

A stand that makes you unable to see other stands

Or smth I really don’t know

[alpine edge]

A stand that is the size of a mosquito and you can accidentally squish it, even you are the stand user, you can literally blegh yourself if squished

[molten ether]

A stand. That only works if you peel off all the skin off your feet. The ability makes it so you shoot worms out of your freshly peeled foot, these are normal earthworms they won’t do anything

[slender pilot]

Can shoot spaghetti out of its elbows but only on cloudy Sundays when it’s listening to Bon Jovi

[molten ether]

Delicious

[wheat crescent]

me

[molten ether]

Okay

[wheat crescent]

https://tenor.com/view/astolfo-happy-gif-22218025

[north lynx]

Is just really good at cleaning dishes

no fighting ability

just work

[cold sierra]

anything but catch the rainbow

https://tenor.com/view/catch-the-rainbow-gif-27612933

[timber venture]

Every 100 years you are able to sneze and cough at the same times only happens every 100 tho

[gaunt willow]

Does your stand make you live that long?

[timber venture]

No

[tough tree]

survival but it makes people slightly annoyed

[hidden sleet]

Survivor but genuinely it just affects the stand and said stand is just a rubber chicken and it doesn’t squeak

[gleaming thunder]

you can manipulate oganesson (element 118) but not create it

[radiant wren]

Stand that constantly reminds you of all the embarrassing things you've ever done

[lost adder]

The World, but every object is frozen in place and can't be moved, meaning that you are immobile with clothes.

[stoic citrus]

stand that can make the user a ball with the same durability as the user

[winter flame]

You die, you just die

[lost adder]

A stand that will always jump in front of the user like a meat shield, unaware that the damage is still reflected onto them.

[warm lintel]

You can teleport 1cm each 10 minutes

[rugged lance]

How would one find out they have an ability like that💔💔

Im crine i love that

[thick beacon]

The stand can cut bread at a really slow pace like a slug but will do it perfectly🍞

[hidden sleet]

Does it work if you go to the spa

[peak magnet]

A stand that gives you an electric shock every time you hunch over to promote good posture

[subtle pulsar]

It de-motivates you to the point you want to exert least possible energy as possible and do literally nothing while staying alive

[young wraith]

a stand that allows you to force crabs to dance

[hidden sleet]

A stand that lets you do a backflip BUT you flip too far and land on your face but it only give you pain and you CANT die or get injured from it

[thick beacon]

Araki would find a way to kill off a jobro by making the crabs dance in such a position so they make a crab mecha

[short carbon]

Hey ya but it literally just doesn’t do anything

[livid seal]

gives you 1 less brain cell a day (personally i could get even less than that)

[oblique fulcrum]

Cheap trick but it only works on people missing their left foot specifically and they have the plague. He also adds 110lbs to your overall weight

[thick beacon]

So whats the difference?😂✌️

[short carbon]

Hey ya is said to have sort of visions into the future, so I’d say pocoloco’s hey ya is better than nothing

[brave jewel]

Aren't you dead?

[short carbon]

Not anymore

https://tenor.com/view/vettis-vettis-edit-dio-oh-dio-over-heaven-gif-1978071079639182642

[brave jewel]

Gad dayum

Bro returned

https://tenor.com/view/enricopucci-happy-happy-enrico-pucci-jojo-made-in-heaven-jojo-gif-26801198

[short carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/sukuna-clap-happy-gif-14898110583022726359

https://tenor.com/view/adios-funny-drop-knife-stop-gif-22412692

[vocal shoal]

Can it paint people tho?

[finite drum]

Turns other people invisible for you when your eyes are closed

[cunning thicket]

it stands

[random summit]

No, only walls.

[vocal shoal]

Well I mean

Somewhat useful

[high field]

he produces nuture grain bar crmbs

[nimble hemlock]

can do a backflip

just the stand though, not the user

[grim kernel]

Turns expired orange juice into salt when it’s snowing 🥹✌️

[astral wren]

@grim kernel, your Stand Rank is now 5!

[spiral pecan]

turns writing in pencil into pen

[hidden sleet]

Would be useful in project zomboid

[noble cloud]

A stand that Let’s you inhale 0.1% more oxygen in exchange for your toe hairs

[plush quail]

As a asthmatic who’s disabled I see this as a absolute win

trust

[tranquil mulch]

A stand that implodes (not explode, so it only destroys itself)

[plush quail]

that must be deadly Queen

[harsh trellis]

A stand that makes small Inconveniences happen to its users

[narrow peak]

stand makes you on the ground permanently

[faint salmon]

The Fascination of Yourself

[runic iris]

is it becuase itll make you bite the dust

also, a stand that stubs your toe evry time you try to focus on something

[median onyx]

A stand in which, if you try to focus on anything, blows air at your head (and that too like a breeze, not strong wind)

[versed saddle]

Turns apples into oranges

[crystal cobalt]

Gives back pain to everyone in range

[frozen falcon]

Just a mannequin

Nothing else

[cold rune]

Every time you eat an apple, you have to lean backwards with one leg while you have to eat it in a pacific motion. You have to eat the head of the apple first. After that, you can only bite down from the middle. And if you don't bite down from the middle, you'll be transported to the Sahara Desert. There's about one pond nearby, so you go to that pond. But it's full of saltwater. So you have to go to the next one. And that one's full of saltwater too. And so you walk thousands of miles until you're back at your house. Then you have to eat another apple, because the rule is you have to eat one apple per day.

While eating the apple, it has to be a green apple? Or else you will be transported to the Sahara Desert again. Did I mention that it's a 50-50 chance you'll be transported to the North Pole or the Sahara Desert? And you have to eat a green apple every day if you do, you get about a 2% boost in speed that only lasts for one hour. And by the way, you can only eat apples when you get the stand, so if you have memory loss, yeah, I know how you're surviving.

Rule number one, you must eat an apple every day. Rule number two, you can only eat apples. Rule number three, if you break these rules over ten times, you turn into a tripod fish. Rule number four, you must use a Pacific Hand Sanitizer with an ocean scent. Rule number five, you must have Spider-Man bed sheet covers. Rule number six, you have to- At least weight over 100 pounds for the stand to work. And if you're not, you immediately get killed. Rule number seven, you can only wear Nike Air Forces ones. Rule number eight, you must carry a photo of yourself or you die. Rule number nine, you can only wear the same pair of clothes. Rule number 10. You must carry three Crayolas at all times.

I call this stand the meaning of nothing because it will literally punish you if you don't follow these strict rules and only give you a 2% speed boost if you follow it. Did I mention all its stats are level D?

[main patrol]

+1 finger a day for 50 days at a time

[wind hare]

None

[errant galleon]

U have no idea how OP that would be...slowly turning the salt in your body into sugar...causing low pressure in your body and giving you diabetes

[astral wren]

@errant galleon, your Stand Rank is now 4!

[cold rune]

Stand Name: 「NO SURPRISES」

Stand User
An unlucky, overly cautious person who desperately wants a “harmless” Life.
Stand Appearance
A humanoid Stand that looks like a featureless emergency safety mannequin:
Bright yellow
Smiling face permanently molded on
Covered in warning labels like “CAUTION”, “DO NOT”, and “USER ERROR”
It constantly gives a thumbs-up 👍 even in horrifying situations.
Core Ability: Total Risk Elimination
activates automatically whenever the user might be harmed. Its power is to remove all uncertainty from the future by enforcing the safest possible outcome.
The Catch
The Stand defines “safest” in the most literal, inhuman way possible.
Rules of the Ability
The Stand cannot allow pain, injury, or emotional distress.
The Stand must eliminate all future risk permanently.
The Stand cannot be turned off.
The Stand always chooses the option with the lowest possible probability of future harm.
The Stand has no concept of “living well” only “risk = zero.”
How It Ruins Everything
If the user walks near a staircase, the Stand paralyzes their legs so they can never fall.
If the user enters a relationship, the Stand erases the other person’s memory to prevent heartbreak.
If the user considers leaving the house, the Stand locks them in a padded room indefinitely.
If the user experiences anxiety about the future…
The Stand concludes that existence itself contains infinite risk. And so it quite literally erases existence itself and then creates a new one, legitimately boundless.
Uselessness
It is technically overpowered
It never helps in combat
It defeats its own user without malice
The Stand truly believes it’s protecting them
The user doesn’t lose because they were weak
they lose because their Stand followed its rules perfectly.
Stats
Power: N/A
Speed:
Range: E (never leaves the user)
Durability: N/A
Precision:
Potential: N/A

[astral wren]

@cold rune, your Stand Rank is now 3!

[feral wolf]

Oh thats to easy

It takes the form of a carpet fiber and has the ability to make the user itch once a year

[frozen shadow]

A ball of flesh

[plush quail]

No joke thought u said mammoth which also works since they are extinct

🫤

[hollow bane]

breathes air like a human

[coarse willow]

Makes instruments squeak

[vital sapphire]

name: Wharf Talk
it js makes the stand user talk to himself imagining that they are on a romantic date on a picnic (like in the music video for the song Wharf Talk)

[ornate torrent]

Cheap trick

[stray cosmos]

Highway to hell but it only affects yourself

[short carbon]

This could be great if it keeps stuff like pressure and how you shaded with the pencil

[rich sequoia]

hear me out
when you die, the nearest person to you has an almost unnoticeable tickle on the back of their neck

[nova folio]

Lemon tree: spawns a lemon (one time use)

[umbral hound]

A pen that can only write the word bread. Thats it.

[junior atlas]

A microscopic grain of sand that does anything it can possibly do while being a grain of sand

[opal herald]

a magical genie which can provide you 3 wishes under the cost that they may not be more expensive than 20$ and must be something you do yourself

[astral wren]

@opal herald, your Stand Rank is now 3!

[molten ether]

The stand tells them while they’re sleeping

[molten ether]

Yes

[molten ether]

Schizophrenia bassically

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-the-creator-wharf-talk-gif-5573189594557114697

[hollow kayak]

Turns money into paper. (Plain white paper)

[vital sapphire]

yeah

[prime zinc]

Stand name: Sisyphus

ability: guarantees that you go to hell when you die and while you're still alive it gives you bone cancer and every disease known to god

Every other attribute is in the negatives meaning it cant move and whenever you hit something with it, it hurts you

and your blind

Oh yeah and it makes you sane to make you go insane

so if you're disconnected form reality and think everything is fake, it makes you think everything is real just to make you go insane

[leaden anchor]

Stand name:death tickle
Ability:anytime you die a random person gets a untouchable tickle
While after that you respawn

[clever valley]

Stand:debust
This stand makes you burst in amazingly faster when jorkin it

[calm scaffold]

The sun but instead of mirrors its a bad paper drawing of the surrounding area

[kind fulcrum]

Stand:makes trees explode and coincidentally the large tree fragments never hit the user and is TOTALLY the stands second power.

The twist is that the explosion is a rly strong fire cracker but the stand user can spam it.

Where the user lives? A really large City without a plant in sight

Idk the stand name I'm dum

[abstract arch]

FUCK NO HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

[rugged lance]

I didn’t know i was a stand user 🥹✌️

[abstract arch]

He, Hermit Purple is strong 🤍🤍🤍

[lilac falcon]

how about a stand that can make big ahh explosions but with a shit tier range

[astral wren]

@lilac falcon, your Stand Rank is now 3!

[lilac falcon]

u can use it but u blow up too

[tall flax]

A stand that can only make theyer enemy heart broken

[gaunt garnet]

it’s not THAT weak

compared to like

the first one

[lilac falcon]

Twin youll die

[abstract arch]

LMAO

Name it gamble bomb

[abstract arch]

The first one?

[opal herald]

whenever it activates, it forces everybody in the world to do the gamnam style for 20 seconds, including the user

za warudo but you cant move in stopped time

[silent pumice]

it can instantly kill anyone that's smaller than it, but the stand is the size of an ant

[opal herald]

wouldnt that kill like, all the cells in your body?

[silent pumice]

by anyone i mean any organism as a whole, not individual cells

[opal herald]

opposite of the question which (i) was made available

[opal herald]

oh

[elfin coral]

just a little dude who sits on your shoulder

[opal herald]

NOT MY COVID 19

[elfin coral]

he just sits there

[opal herald]

sex pistols but your bullets are useless and you have a normal gun

thats it

[elfin coral]

yeah they just do nothin

[opal herald]

hol horse with no buffs + 6 idiotic creatures

[elfin coral]

they REFUSE to help you

[opal herald]

no

they are just incapable

like asking a baby to drive you to the hopsital

[elfin coral]

therefore they don’t do anything to help

[opal herald]

saying they refuse means they can but wont

[elfin coral]

I didn’t say refuse

[opal herald]

saying they cant means, even if they wished to, they cant

[elfin coral]

I just said they do nothin

[opal herald]

sure

[elfin coral]

oh

well

okay anyway this isn’t even canon

🤬

[opal herald]

yeah

star platinum but he had the power of a 18 month old

he has speed and strength and durability

[elfin coral]

then he’d just be like

[opal herald]

he just hits like a 18 month old

[elfin coral]

ah

but good speed no

???

survivor still weaker tbh

[opal herald]

the question i made (make a stand as weak as possible, creatively) was to see your ideas

[elfin coral]

I know but I wanna make a stand weaker than survivor

thats what I mean

[opal herald]

now you can just say bs like "he has the power of a microscopic piece of sand, but hes the size of a microscopic piece of sand"

well then

get that dragon guy from part 6

[elfin coral]

his isn’t completely useless

[opal herald]

fine

[elfin coral]

it’s useless

but

not more than survivor

[opal herald]

it is just a dude which only you can see

he has the strength of a normal man

and durability

[elfin coral]

yeah just a guy

[opal herald]

and speed

[elfin coral]

he’s just a guy

[opal herald]

hes just a guy

[elfin coral]

YEAAHHHH

its narancia

😭

[opal herald]

your pfp looks like narancia

FUCK

[elfin coral]

LMAO

i drawed it

🥹

[opal herald]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-funny-memes-meme-dint-gif-24828835

[vivid shadow]

Stand that does nothing

[elfin coral]

yeah just a guy

be just

he just

stands there

[opal herald]

that was my idea!

also i guess he can make moving out easier

and moving furniture

[elfin coral]

thats true guys

an extra pair of hands

and feet

and eyes

and other stuff

[prime zinc]

thats useful twin

[astral wren]

@prime zinc, your Stand Rank is now 10!

[dim plover]

Can change your eye color if you re hurt

[molten ether]

A stand that only works when you step on wet cement. It makes it so you can poop out blocks of cement out your butt and it’s heat seeking btw it never fails to hit. (Kinda like the briefcase from hitman)

Fire idea guys?🥺🔥

https://tenor.com/view/hitman-throw-briefcase-jetski-gif-15758520

[arctic silo]

a stand that literally just stands

[dusky flame]

hmmm that stand would help you block your opps

[restive grotto]

A stand that decreases in size every second

[lost adder]

Your friends always know your location, but the stand randomly decides who your "friends" are.

[flat harness]

Everytime you eat anything other than kiwi skin you get violent diarrhea on the spot,you are also not told anything about the stand when you get it

And not the fruit kiwi specifically the animal