#[25/11/27] Which character is the best at defending u in court?

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terse karma
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shigechi

serene yacht
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First

steep obsidian
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Jmm

chilly lake
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Joseph

serene yacht
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Also dio

thorny ivy
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Joylne

twilit whale
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fifth

serene yacht
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The guy who studied laq

gentle rock
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Rohan because Heaven's Door

twilit whale
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and six

serene yacht
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Law

thorny ivy
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a

neon wind
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poco loco fr

thorny ivy
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Jotaro

steep obsidian
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Koichi coz he is a reliable guy

thorny ivy
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Or sum

thorny ivy
visual coyote
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funny valentine gimme the pardon

open marlin
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Shigechi, harvest can collect all evidence on the scene

manic drum
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Definitely the one who's the best at defending me in court

thorny ivy
weak terrace
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Pucci

proper panther
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Qotd EARLY damn

plush nova
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dio

fierce sundial
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Pucci

thorny ivy
undone sail
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Hmm

cerulean sonnet
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Abbacchio?

idle dome
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pocoloco

magic sinew
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Uh

fierce sundial
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Star platinum

quaint token
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Speed wagon so he pays them off

hardy veldt
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Dio with the world over heaven

undone sail
cerulean sonnet
brazen cipher
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Kars has 400 IQ so probably him

arctic meadowBOT
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@brazen cipher, your Stand Rank is now 8!

wise sable
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Jotaro

solar spire
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Dio

distant sluice
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Dio, he's smart as shit

long vault
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Dio Brando is the best

plush nova
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defo dio

south solstice
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Part 6 lawyer trust 😭 😭 😭

undone sail
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Joseph joestar

ivory niche
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Kira

strong surge
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ROHAN

short sluice
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Jolyne

valid widget
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Jonathan lawstar the secret lawyer joestar the government hides from us

shell kettle
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Dio he did a law degree iirc

distant sluice
steep swallow
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Dio

ebon spade
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Rohan using heaven's door in everyone

short sluice
jagged hedge
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Probably Dio

arctic meadowBOT
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@jagged hedge, your Stand Rank is now 2!

plush nova
wise sable
steep obsidian
magic sinew
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Koichi cuz he’s a reliable guy

undone sail
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Oh yeah Rohan

south solstice
steep obsidian
hidden merlin
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Josuke idk he probably could be helpful

short sluice
# distant sluice How

If taking her iq when it comes to using her stand I'm sure she'd figure out some loophole

small skiff
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A partnership between Rohan and Ringo would go crazy.

little dust
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The lawyer from part 6. I mean he is a lawyer…

wise sable
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Y'all sleeping on jotaro😭

thorny ivy
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Kira... He could destroy the evidence against us... Or Okuyasu maybe

unborn isle
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joseph joestar or DIO

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or Kira yes

thorny ivy
ivory niche
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Hayato

south solstice
wise sable
wheat pasture
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Dio, he literally has a degree in law🥹✌️

desert needle
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That lawyer in part 6

strong surge
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Rohan Kishibe

thorny ivy
thorny ivy
little dust
thorny ivy
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Das just me tho

south solstice
thorny ivy
arctic meadowBOT
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@thorny ivy, your Stand Rank is now 3!

thorny ivy
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Diavolo or sum

south solstice
thorny ivy
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Yall forgot abt Part 5

wise sable
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Pt 4 -6 Jotaro gonna defend me with evidence and calculations

flint wedge
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whoever said heavens door is a fucking genius

south solstice
thorny ivy
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Bucaratti

thorny ivy
misty pilot
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Bucciaratti cuz araki forgot the sweat lick

south solstice
thorny ivy
south solstice
candid pulsar
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Rohan

dark steeple
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Jolyne

misty pilot
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Oooo ooo ooooo

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Also he’s smart

dark steeple
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Or avdol

candid pulsar
strong surge
south solstice
mild badge
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Funny valentine. He can just say nu uh

dark steeple
queen torrent
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speedwagon (with his foundation)

misty pilot
brisk horizon
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Probably Dio, he did study law

naive urchin
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literally anyone

south solstice
misty pilot
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except fugo

south solstice
misty pilot
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Or tizziano

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make the witnesses and others lie

dense canyon
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Just give me pocoloco he seems like a cool guy who could help

misty pilot
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easy case

thorny ivy
mild badge
south solstice
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Lwk hear me out on giorno

misty pilot
misty pilot
candid pulsar
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Speedwagon would just pay the judge

dark steeple
misty pilot
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what are they convicting me of

mild badge
south solstice
misty pilot
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mmmm

south solstice
misty pilot
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Show me it

misty pilot
proven bramble
dense canyon
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Actually just give me bigchargur they seem pretty smart

misty pilot
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I don’t hate jojos

mild badge
misty pilot
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But talking head makes them say I do

misty pilot
south solstice
wheat pasture
misty pilot
mild badge
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It was an april fools event

misty pilot
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show me

mild badge
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I can't insert pictures👹👹

proud swan
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hol horse 💔

dark steeple
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Lwk Meryl mei qi could just bail us out yo

ashen grail
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Qotd is RIDICULOUSLY early today,anyways probably DIO because he studied law

dark steeple
misty pilot
tawny widget
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Rohan

glad zinc
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Early.. Qotd?

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Okay

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Dio

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He did study law guys 😂😂✌

strong rivet
glad zinc
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Okay back I go migrating

strong rivet
inner pine
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King crimson

wise heath
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Pocoloco would be lucky enough to get me out of any crime

gritty frigate
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prob Shigechi?

burnt cedar
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Kira because he knows how crime works. (Unbiased)

leaden hedge
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rohan

spring bluff
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kakyoin would defend you til his last breath

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or koichi

long dew
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Dio Brando

cunning skiff
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first!

long dew
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He literally studied law

frank ore
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Dio

small ruin
plucky chasm
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rohan cus he can just write in the judge/jury to find me innocent

arctic meadowBOT
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@plucky chasm, your Stand Rank is now 5!

quiet jolt
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KIRA

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Idk why

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I just believe he can defend me in court

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Btw FIRST

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FIRST

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FIRAY

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FIRST

hollow timber
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speedwagon

static wyvern
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Dio

arctic meadowBOT
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@static wyvern, your Stand Rank is now 2!

drowsy quail
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Young Joseph Joestar

Unironically, Dio Brando since he did learn law.... just obviously not in his vampire form

fathom tendon
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Myself

maiden coral
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speedwagon

wet path
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Dio Brando since he studied law

arctic meadowBOT
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@wet path, your Stand Rank is now 1!

ashen ginkgo
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dio

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i mean, he studied law, i think he's more than qualified

vivid elk
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Dio for sure

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He's very charming and a good speaker

forest aurora
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Smokey please

small charm
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Dio’s the lawyer but I doubt he’d bother defending you anyway

wet path
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Actually, I think Rohan would be a better choice, because he could write in the judge that he is going to declare me innocent

fluid nebula
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Cioccolata KiraSmoog

marble scarab
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Kira

narrow saddle
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Dio

astral rover
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Joseph

arctic meadowBOT
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@astral rover, your Stand Rank is now 4!

astral rover
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damn

lucid zephyr
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Abaccio and joseph can gather evidence, funny valentine will pardon me, and dio will be my lawyer.

ivory tundra
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Speedwagon. He's got lots of influence and power.

forest aurora
forest aurora
languid wind
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D'arby

static plinth
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The lock user (who makes you feel bad)

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From part 4?

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The one who made Shigetsi fall from how bad he felt

olive zephyr
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Joseph

vernal heart
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abbachio and kars

compact glade
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Abbacchio, he will defend me and then i'll give him the biggest smooch on the lips ever mmmh

true verge
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dio

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and like joseph joestar

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prooly

rotund root
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Joseph

nimble pine
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My stand

tidal timber
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Joseph
(Secret correct answer dio)

fluid marsh
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Rohan

molten plank
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dio’d be a fierce ass lawyer for sure

glacial lodge
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kira's coworker from diamond is unbreakable that had like 2 secs screen time

wary girder
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The lawyer from part 6

steel wagon
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funny valentine, if the president of the us is defending you in court, youre lowk leaving not guilt, even if u are

steel wagon
wary girder
steel wagon
wary girder
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More than whatever his other bribe is

manic vapor
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Kars

summer grotto
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Dio, he was a lawyer before becoming a vampire.

granite jewel
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Wamuu

rotund glacier
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deadahh, ill take hol horse, he gonna rizz up the female judge and jury 😍

wheat abyss
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John

foggy hound
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Joseph (my dad)

edgy widget
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Rohan bro

kindred otter
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speedwagon

edgy widget
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heavens door their ass

kindred otter
edgy widget
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did yall watch stranger things 5

stark wyvern
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Ok this is a hard one 😭

edgy widget
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binged it all last night it was fire

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or at least the 4 released ep

stark wyvern
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I guess speedwagon. He's a rehabilitated criminal and has pretty decent speech capabilities...

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Plus he's an amazing waifu so they'll give him pretty privilege

kindred otter
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i have not watched any stranger things

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i have myself for strange things

peak belfry
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Dio

velvet gull
thorny zinc
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Jolyne’s lawyer (before the bribe)

pine dirge
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Dio

lofty tiger
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Dio because he’s a lawyer

olive zephyr
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Rohan, cuz he can just write in my face that I’ll win

astral quartz
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Koichi the reliable guy

simple isle
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I would trust my life in the hands of yo yo ma

urban raft
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Part 2 Joseph

brazen blade
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Dio

arctic meadowBOT
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@brazen blade, your Stand Rank is now 3!

grand siren
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Wait funny valentine he’s just the fucking president

arctic meadowBOT
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@grand siren, your Stand Rank is now 5!

gentle heath
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Kakyoin if he's determined

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Ooo or Fugo

nimble geyser
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jonathan

arctic meadowBOT
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@nimble geyser, your Stand Rank is now 3!

nimble geyser
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why would jonathan do anything bad

narrow vigil
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jonathan

plush hamlet
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kakyoin

lavish plaza
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Also hate to say it but yeah, prolly DIO

austere hemlock
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Diavolo cuz connections

arctic meadowBOT
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@austere hemlock, your Stand Rank is now 3!

queen turtle
old comet
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Johnathan
You can't convince anyone that he's guilty

arctic meadowBOT
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@old comet, your Stand Rank is now 2!

wary mantle
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Prolly Dio, all that law school surely had to stick

lyric sigil
tall otter
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Funny Valentine ✨

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Also Jotaro

fast bobcat
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I’m not gonna lie, probably Avdol. He’s the most aggressive when it comes to protecting one’s close to him

fallow eagle
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Here me out, abbachio

arctic meadowBOT
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@fallow eagle, your Stand Rank is now 3!

gentle rock
ashen stag
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Koichi, I rely on him

arctic meadowBOT
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@ashen stag, your Stand Rank is now 5!

wicked lily
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jolyne

arctic meadowBOT
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@wicked lily, your Stand Rank is now 1!

meager wedge
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rohan kishibe finna have some new manga bout me ✌️

chilly heath
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Dio bc I’m pretty sure he canonically went to law school

primal drift
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Dio cause yea he was going to be a lawyer im pretty sure

bronze gorge
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Probably the one who can defend me in court 🤔

lofty adder
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Joseph

drowsy ibex
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Dio, part 1

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He did law

drowsy ibex
kind dagger
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Jolynes lawyer

kind drum
arctic meadowBOT
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@kind drum, your Stand Rank is now 1!

oblique heart
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Terence J darby obviously

arctic meadowBOT
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@oblique heart, your Stand Rank is now 6!

river scarab
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WoU, he makes all the crimes look like accidents

untold surge
lunar sun
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Probably Saul Goodman or sum

quiet violet
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Pocoloco or kochi

dreamy marsh
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Hmmmmm

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The guy with the lock stand

late plover
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Id trust Bruno for some reason

dreamy marsh
pliant finch
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jotaro or josepg

fast geyser
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Dio

river scarab
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Like if it was arson it was just a gas leak

topaz patio
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Joseph

arctic meadowBOT
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@topaz patio, your Stand Rank is now 5!

modern otter
crisp light
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Jotaro

lucid coral
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Abbacchio

sly raft
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Pucci, he can pull the memories from what was happening at the time of the crime

elder socket
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thunder McQueen
starts trying to kill himself and the judge and it happens enough times they let you go

plush elm
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D’arby gambler—he’s Saul Goodman on steroids with a gambling addiction

fresh drum
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Dio

stoic patio
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Jonathan 💔💔

orchid cairn
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joseph

arctic meadowBOT
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@orchid cairn, your Stand Rank is now 8!

little elm
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joseph

exotic cobalt
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Key West is the obvious answer, so aside from her... probably Jotaro, like how he bluffed his way into defeating D'arby. I think he'd be smart enough to figure something out.

icy hill
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Joseph

arctic meadowBOT
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@icy hill, your Stand Rank is now 2!

solid vortex
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Joseph GiornoSip

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Maybe Jotaro as well

lime trail
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okuyasu

stray mural
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Bruno or Abbachio!

dusky moss
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I argue that Yoshikage Kira would be a great defender

arctic meadowBOT
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@dusky moss, your Stand Rank is now 3!

primal quest
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Dude the freaking lock guy or Rohan, imagine gaslighting the court of law and seeing it physically take a toll (they have no proof against your doing)

midnight folio
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Giorno hes a mobster hes a get out of jail free card or Rohan or maybe funny valentine because well hes the president

deep copper
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SpeedwaGONnnnnnn

dusky moss
quick bolt
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Ghiaccio fs

dry glade
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I'm pretty sure dio graduated law school or whatever

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or at least studied it

mortal storm
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fuggo or pucci definetely

hardy cobalt
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Rohan

orchid oyster
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Jolyne

faint hornet
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Shigechi

final root
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Are we talking about me specifically or just people? Either way, I feel like Abbacchio would be the best pick since he was a former cop

velvet ingot
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Diavolo I love him he has to get me out of court

fossil otter
open aspen
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Dio is definitely smart enough to be a good defendant

fossil otter
rotund crater
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koichi probably

open aspen
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He did, that is true

open aspen
fossil otter
rotund crater
fast bobcat
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Giorno Giovanna

fast bobcat
open aspen
hushed stream
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yay haru!!!

arctic meadowBOT
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@hushed stream, your Stand Rank is now 1!

open aspen
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and she's doing the ">:3" face

fast bobcat
open aspen
fast bobcat
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I drew her last month

fast bobcat
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In the manga she's so expressive

glass flare
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Josuke

ocean delta
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hey ya

noble fox
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jolynes lawyer from the start of part 6 trust

arctic meadowBOT
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@noble fox, your Stand Rank is now 2!

ocean delta
grand prairie
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Dio

solid vortex
arctic meadowBOT
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@solid vortex, your Stand Rank is now 3!

reef orbit
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hiromi higuruma

mystic fossil
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FUGO

reef orbit
# solid vortex Ngl I see that as well

jotaro is not a good defender zawg. in part 3 he literally gambled his moms soul against darby, cause he thought it would make him look cool. it made him look stupid. he stopped his own heart against Dio, not just cause of his super hearing, but also because he based the idea OFF A MANGA

rare walrus
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Okuyasu

solid vortex
old river
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Knows how to stay calm under pressure, can stop time to make quick strategic thoughts, hell, he can destroy evidence to make it unusable in that time

glad marsh
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Jolyne’s lawyer

arctic meadowBOT
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@glad marsh, your Stand Rank is now 6!

tidal timber
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Rohan
Or black more too

tidal timber
glad marsh
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If I pay him enough, yea

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The reason jolyne was found guilty in the trial was bc that other’s dude’s father paid him a hefty sum

raw frigate
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Dw guys the Speedwagon foundation got my back trust ✌️

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They finna send they best lawyers

glad marsh
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Best defence: don’t show up for court lol

raw frigate
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Even better defence: just bribe to cover up the crime

glad marsh
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lol

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slides a $20 bill across the table “did I really kill that man…”

raw frigate
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Then they pocket it and still send you to jail 😭

glad marsh
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snatches banknote yes, you did lmao

raw frigate
glad marsh
raw frigate
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Indeed

glad marsh
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The scene I’m most excited for is the cheese song

raw frigate
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Especially with how different the anime design looks to the manga design

raw frigate
stuck cloak
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dio is a lawyer

raw frigate
glad marsh
glad marsh
raw frigate
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He did ?

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What episode

glad marsh
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Yea, and I think Jonathan was studying archeology to find out what the mask was for

raw frigate
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I never saw dio do a lick of studying in part 1 😭✌️

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All I saw that man do was kiss Jonathan's girl and burn Danny, and steal a watch

glad marsh
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He did

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The jojo wiki said he wanted to use his law education to steal the joestar fortune after George’s death

raw frigate
glad marsh
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lol

gleaming harbor
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SPEED WAGON

raw frigate
glad marsh
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SpeeeeeedwagOHN

gleaming harbor
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Idk he's the lawyer

raw frigate
glad marsh
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Bro was only a villain for a few mins lol

quaint meteor
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Rohan

tall void
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Dio, wasn't he like studying law in part 1?

arctic meadowBOT
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@tall void, your Stand Rank is now 2!

tall void
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yessir

glad marsh
clever seal
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Didn’t Key West go to Harvard law?

bronze gorge
pseudo mirage
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Smokey did manage to become first black mair sooo

warped flax
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Pucci cuz he’s a priest

dusty hornet
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Survivor guy

arctic meadowBOT
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@dusty hornet, your Stand Rank is now 2!

red folio
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jailhouse lock would help me win

snow hull
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jolyne

arctic meadowBOT
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@snow hull, your Stand Rank is now 3!

knotty pumice
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The baby who had death 13 why not

inner wren
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joseph joestar because why not

raw frigate
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Iggy because why not

true verge
raw frigate
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Don't forget about my Uber drivers dentist too

gaunt slate
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Kira

glad basin
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slow dancer

arctic meadowBOT
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@glad basin, your Stand Rank is now 1!

eternal harness
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Jonathan

lean dew
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Rohan

sinful schooner
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Jotaro Kujo part 6

plucky knoll
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damn

late sedge
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Rohan he can use HD to basically command the jury

proven coral
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wonder of u

cunning garnet
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speedwagon is a bro AND he's rich he'd treat you RIGHT

arctic meadowBOT
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@cunning garnet, your Stand Rank is now 1!

gentle bolt
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Avdol

sour geyser
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heavens door or echoes, either write that ur innocent or do the thing koichi did with his mom

spice shard
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Due to his sheer plot armour, Pucci

copper glen
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Akutoku bengoshi? Seems like a good choice

indigo dagger
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Ghiaccio z_1 z_O z_O

lofty oxide
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ez, heaven's door

undone sail
echo mesa
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Rohan

warped holly
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Dio Brando, he studied law at the college/school he went to

midnight shale
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Jotaro

midnight quest
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probably petshop

daring fable
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Dio, he studied law and he could prolly tamper with stuff and they never notice

glass sparrow
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Dio 🤤

potent oasis
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Jonathan

fast bobcat
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bruno so he can charismamaxx

lone bloom
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dio fs

arctic meadowBOT
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@lone bloom, your Stand Rank is now 1!

winged nymph
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Pesci is so pathetic they would feel bad for my lawyer so easy him

arctic meadowBOT
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@winged nymph, your Stand Rank is now 2!

junior gulch
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jotaro

past zealot
gloomy chasm
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Funny valentine

clever seal
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Genuinely why did only one other person say Key West.

next locust
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Shigekyio and Rohan Kishibe

vague orbit
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Kars

arctic meadowBOT
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@vague orbit, your Stand Rank is now 1!

cyan hull
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abbachio

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or dio cus hes a law student

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but knowing him

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he'd probably screw you up for the laughs

grave scaffold
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Rohan, since he cen see all of the evidence by using heavens door.

austere viper
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Speedwagon ppl

vast kelp
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speedwagon foundation

rare glade
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Speedwagon

wind carbon
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Abbacchio

dense heath
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🤝

light spindle
summer salmon
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Caeser Zeppeli

light spindle
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keep in mind they wouldn’t know what stands are

plain venture
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Probably speedwagon or giorno

ripe oar
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joseph because of the speedwagon foundation

frigid echo
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joseph or bucciarati ig… rohan too bc of heavens door

timber oar
arctic meadowBOT
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@timber oar, your Stand Rank is now 2!

sage ore
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Well, Lord DIO of course

bright ledge
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Koichi

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He's the goat

storm furnace
tardy marsh
south solstice
timid ember
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rohan ( uses heavens door to change judges actions), jhonothan (uses his kindess to woo the judge and lets me go), speedwagon (just casually tells the judge i al a good person), diego (if they do not work he can assainate the court in timestop) and last, pucci (if nothing works , then let him universe reset)diegosmug