#[25/11/14] What is your biggest JoJo hot take?
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I beg to differ personally but ok
Every single human being
everyone ig
No
ohhhhh nice one aight
Who even was the main villain? Puccini? I can only remember Thunder McQueen
oh hell yes tooru kinda pissed me off ngl
jokes aside just his name was tuff “McQueen”
ik ik 😎
That's why its a hot take 😭
lol u r right
He’s a calamity himself 💔💔 big ass fraud
I don't either, I started with Part 1 as well and instantly got hooked
Hamon is great
I dont care for mcqueen is this agenda or something
same
i kinda like him tho???? i cant explain
Not bc of that but bc of how the Jojolion villians "work"
My hot take is how you should watch/read the series, Part 1 and 2 should be watched in the english dub, part 3 should be watched in in japanese, part 4 should be read, part 5 should be watched in Italian, part 6 should be read, and anything that doesn't have an anime yet should be read as well :>
And i can disagree can't i
nah im playing around
yes, i wish joseph used it more at p3 or somehow taught jotaro?
boring villain of the week shit, supporting characters didnt get enough development, i dont dislike jotaro but he feels very basic to me
Yes but saying "no" implies im wrong, not that you disagree
Part 8 is one of the best parts IF not the best part in all of jojos
Agreed!
To be fair Joseph did use it at some points
And Hamon would take weeks to months to master so
Top 2-3
Jotaro can’t breathe because he’s addicted to cigarettes
One of the best for sure
def
Not from where im from no means u disagree
Part 8 gets way too much credit
does JJL stand for Jojolion or JojoLands then?
speedwagon is the strongest character in the jojos verse
Good question
Hard question
fair enough, i guess. i saw a pinterest user saying kakyoin was only introduce so jotaro could flex himself and it kinda of makes sense, if you look it by another way? but i love kakyoin, tho
I miss when these jokes were funny
Ice cold take over here
Part 6 isn’t that good
it kinda seems like it even if there are episodes focusing on the other crusaders besides jotaro

oh, youre right
Why
Hot take if you removed Iggy from part 3 it would have been twice as good
Didn’t stand out to me like other parts
i love kakyoin too hes one of the best sc characters
Yeah because araki is goated writer and focuses on side characters along with the mc
You musta forgot about Thunder McQueen😫
😭 i really dont liked him at first but i think i got used to him
@chrome vine, your Stand Rank is now 3!
he was so ugly and why
All the screen time the dog gets is screen time Advol or kakyoin didint get which royally fucks their character
frr
Mk
Imagine getting written out for the plot
fr
makes sense
Iggy is a horrible character and part 3 would be better without him
It made their journey a lil but more enjoyable ig…
Cold to me
I don’t think either of them deserve more screen time
why tho

If you don't like them it's cuz they weren't characterized enough
that the sun stand is unstoppable
Which them having more screentime fixes
it is literally the sun
somewhat
ye if only the user wasnt a fucking dumbass
I just think we saw enough of each of them, it would suck if they were on all the time
Part 3’s long enough as is
I'm saying remove Iggy scenes
now that you have mentioned, it would be cool of it had a the moon stand
There was the fish one
which part?
Hot take maybe??? : Jotaro beats Man In The Mirror/Illuso himself
Part 3 impostor Captain Tenille’s Dark Blue Moon
ohhh youre right
yes!!!!!
very convenient that he was the exact same type of stand as the world
very.
TOO convenient
Toru sucks Jobin shouldve been the main villain
- beats every stand because he just can
jotaro sounds like a satire of all those unnecessarily strong protagonists
at least from p3, because he gets weaker later
he was THE satire
Hot take: Giorno overhate is caused by misunderstanding his character and a problem in media literacy.
He's not boring or bland, he is quiet and observing his surroundings at all times to know how to act bc thats what he was taught to do as a child
I love you
Yes agreed
@crimson grove, your Stand Rank is now 4!
i just don’t like his cut 💔
kinda lame how giorno being dios son doesnt mean anything rlly and doesnt contribute anything to the story
take them damn rolls off your head bro..
Preach my man

some said it was because of dio's willing to steal everything from the joestars se ho got star platinums abilities, something like this
bullshit
yes eys
Giorno looks like he’s wearing donuts. Abbacchio was valid for hating on him
Matter of fact, i’m gonna screenshot this, it even deserves to be in the hall of fame
It does hes got dark impulses and is very violent like one of his fathers hes just more Jonathan then dio so they dont show up often
leave his rolls alone 😭
Abbachio has a star on his head
Abbachio so cool
Not a fan of the cannons?🥹
💀
treating Giorno like its husband
ig but still feels like he just had to make something be like dio like he had plans but forgot tbh just kinda dissapointing
goofy aah skull
Its giving giorno and his baby mama pregnancy photoshoot
Thats almost as bad as star platinum is jonathan
the baby was GER
Hot take early part 9 is already better than early part 8
what was that
fr
Do you guys think Giorno should be a vampire?
@hallow stream, your Stand Rank is now 9!
Bro almost every jojo character is like this
why isn’t he a dhampir
it pisses me off
well, a good theory at first but it doesn't make sense?
Abba got a cracked egg top thing on top of his head😭
No it wouldn't make sense
he should absolutely be a dhampir
Wouldn’t it?
it would be cool, i guess, but he would just die by the sun
I think he could totally be a half vampire or smtg
SON 😭😭😭😭😭
ciocolotta or whatever his fucking name is
doesnt also deserve the death loop
boiling take
No because in most renditions of fiction vampires have to be turned or 2 vampires have a child

this is why he should be half human half vampire
it just makes sense
worth it
2 years later Giorno pulls him out of it and diavolo like shits himself for the rest of his life imagine
he does not know the jo like that
Wat
Yes have some of the abilities and a slight weakness to the sun like it just burns his alot worse then a normal person but doesn't kill him
WHEHHEDHHR
GYROOOO
I think thats a given
Its more to show that giorno despite being the mc is not a pacifist like the other jojos and is willing to reach his goal no matter what or who is in the way

Giorno probably doesnt know about the death loop I think
Gyro glazers when sbr anime drops might be crazier than jotaro glazers...
Giorno post part 5 is a mystery i think?
Thats his subconscious tho
Pregnant gyro image
In pieces of media that I have consumed dhampirs are actually day walkers as there not immune to the sun just alot more resistance to it compared to vampires
yeah
have him be that
My goat
Gyro harasses lesbians then realizes he is in the wrong and says lesbians are cool actually
Image
Hot take
gyro and Johnny could never match the gayness of Joseph and Caesar
and they mischaracterize johhny A lot as if hes being saved by gyro most of the time

Johnny is the best to ever do it
Waiit
Do u think giornos stand is like hamon since its connected to nature and life and allat and thats why hes not a vampire
he could never be Joseph
It like cancels out
It would also makes sense to why most of the major part 5 things are at night well i think it is
youre on something this ain't a hot take
narancia is an overrated character
Nah hamon stands are always a hermit purple type stand
😢nooo…

Exactly stands that come out of hamon mastery is like hermit purple
Paper king moon arc is the worst arc in the series
hes a good character don't get me wrong but he's not the greatest character in fiction like people make him out to be
and dio used it
Where are you even hearing Narancia glaze???
No one is saying that
I say hermit purple type stand because jonathans is much better then hermit purple so not the same imo
nah I don't think ppl do dat
Gyro is my husband man
Can we share please
He deserves all the glaze
Gyro is the canonical poop licker
yeah whatever tupidsay
Did u have stroke when typing the word
Damn
I think it’s pig latin

"Yeah whatever, stupid!" - gyro. Talking to a random girl he met
no shut up
Ah is see
I think its a boy


Anime should add more hotpants
I translated it and it gave me stupid say that doesn't seem right
Thoughts
why do josuke and okuyasu have the same top layer of hair
it looks like it was smeared on a grill
Imagine you feel the hair and it's plastic like a bike helmet
Yeah Okuyasu might be more chopped than Josuke
Idk what area of the fandom youve been to but narancia is never that glazed in fact most of his fans make fun of his silliness
Fugo fans are another story though
diego is a baddie
Hot Take: Shigechi was supposed to kill yoshikage kira and move on to kill pucci and complete the heaven plan to unlock his stand: Harvest over Heaven
Narancia fans just think he cool and silly and yeah

Plus all his fights are entertaining
hear me out
Would smash fs
Part five sucks
Hot take number THREE: fugo fans can be REALLY annoying sorry fugo fans
The bucciarati gang dont owe him an apology HE DOES

I personally disliked squalo and tiziano’s fight
not his fault he has a stand that can kill the whole gang
the endings are always peak ong

But that one made sense to me
Yeah
Part 7 is overrated asf
He's normal
Valid asf imo
Reasoning
He couldve worked on himself more but that didnt have to do with him ditching everyone even when he had a second chance to come back with narancia
Part 7 is good but nowhere near the best part
Koichi’s good honestly
Johnny the best
Hot garbage

Gyro best side cast too arguably
Josuke 4 and 8 and jolyne are better imo
Funny Valentine is top 3 villians
Nah ain't no way
Josuke 8 was only good in the first half the second half the entire story and him fell off
Not sure whats annoying about him
He ain't better than pucci Kars Kira or diavolo
Lowkey part 6 has my favorite main cast
I see that
Part 6 is also a top 3 part
Kars and diavolo aren't even close to valentine
Star platinum wins cuz he can suck
@marsh flume, your Stand Rank is now 11!
Pucci and kira are close I admit
Valentine fell so flat for me
Niceu niceu
I really didn't like him all that much
As a villain at least
With Dio he is likeable as a villain
Sure part 3 fucked him over
I get where you are coming from
But still a fan favourite for a reason
Yeah abit
Doppio makes diavolo a 10 times better villain asw
Dio is 1 for me just because of how fun he is and his legacy in og universe
He is the best part of diavolo
Doppio legit makes diavolo top 3 for me
People over hate on diavolo
Imo
Same with giorno
Diavolo isn't bad he is just outclassed by the competition
Id disagree because he holds up really well even though he isn't in it a lot
The mystique of diavolo is what Dio in part 3 wanted to be
Yeaaa I get that. I also don't like how inconsistent king crimson is
Can or can he not interact in skipped time idk
No
Then Trish elevator scene is confusing
Did her hand just do that lol
Like narancia eating the chocolate
Diavolo was still fated to cut off her hand. He just didn’t have to actually do it himself since skipping time means that fate will pick up the pieces for him.
I don't understand that maybe I'm just stupid
Gyro sure enjoyable I don't see how he can hold up to some of the best imo
Every Higashikata sibling in part 8 got some mental weird shit going in their mind except for hato
oh no! my crops are too bountiful! my steak melts in my mouth too easily!
Anasui is a good guy
I don't believe in gravity
Ooo boy hot takes I got a big one
Part 5 is the worst written part by a mile. Don't get me wrong, I love the concept, I love the character designs, and I love the fights, HOWEVER.
It has worse pacing than part 3 by not giving any characters (besides Bruno and Mista) enough time to shine and glossing over TWO DEATHS
It focuses too much on 1 on 1 fights/tag teams so the characters don't interact enough during the fights which is where Araki is best at characterizing relationships leading to all fights past Illuso (besides Ciocollata) not feeling as meaningful. It also really restricts the ends of the fights which is why they all end very similarly instead of the typical bizarre Rube Goldberg machine victories the rest of the series is great at.
Third, only Bruno gets a character arc. Trish starts her arc but never gets a chance to finish it, Mista stays the same character throughout the part despite getting the most screentime, Narancia gets two fights alone where they just brute force their way through and don't do anything unique and ||dies just to give Giorno back his body for the climax||, Fugo duh, Abbachio has two amazing fights they participate in at the start and then are just used as a plot device the rest of the time ||until Araki decides to kill him off cause he doesn't have a use for them||, and all the villains die when they're introduced do they never get the chance to be anything more than a villain of the week.
Diavolo is the dumbest villain, I like his symbolism yeah but he's genuinely dumb besides battle IQ and the final fight with him was so wasted. They had everyone in one place to have a final fight where everyone gets a chance to shine and instead kills off a character at the start making it less dynamic, has them SEPERATE to kill Silver Chariot and add a specific way for it to be a 1v1 instead of the team effort it should've been, and then it's a game of catch ending in a deus ex machina. Don't get me started on how stupid GER is.
🤯
Damn
The amount of wasted potential in part 5 makes it great for fan content which is why I think it got so popular
I like Sheila E
Sbr is pretty overrated
@forest juniper, your Stand Rank is now 2!
Not top 3 parts
And Jojolion's underrated
giorno vs diavolo was also a little underwhelming
I think Steel Ball Run is definitely the best part from a writing perspective, it's not my favorite personally but it, part 4, and part 6 are definitely the best written
Also part 9 is looking to be PEAK so far
Part 6 is a peak part
Anasui shouldve stayed a woman
@restive ibex, your Stand Rank is now 1!
I want jonny's ass
I call recency bias
Coldest take ever
yeah i don't really have any hot takes lol
Hot take Josuke 4 is the most forgettable jojo
Holy frozen take
I feel like it would’ve read better if it was wlw yes
would it be another frozen take to say stone ocean is far better than the previous 5 parts
Anasui my favorite girl failure
i would like Jolysui so much more if it was WLW god damn you Araki
same
Araki forgot syndrome is so funny to me. When I first got into the series I was like WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
Part 3 is by far the worst part
i agree but i feel like this is a fairly cold take
Idk I feel like part 3 is heavily overrated
We needed an openly queer Joestar in the first 6 parts with a verified partner that wasn’t fannon
if were talking manga wise Phantom Blood is my least fav because the art style i do not love and i feel like the anime is just all around better
i actually disagree that 3 is the worst
anime wise its SC
my personal least favorite is 1 but i still like it
The badguy of Jojolion not being introduced until the final chapters was an awful idea and part 8 in general is pretty bad even though it has some amazing references, callbacks, and ideas.
i like part 1 anime more than p3 anime but i prefer p3 manga over p1 manga if that makes sense
i do think toru could've benefitted from an earlier introduction for sure
but he is such a good villain
Diavolo was a bit of a meh villain despite his badassery
What does this mean
I think Kira was the best written villain so far (I just started GW)
okay my true hot take then is jojo has no underwhelming main antagonists
I'm glad you think that highly of me
part 8 isnt bad its one of the best parts but i agree Tooru shouldve had Kira treatment and shouldve been introuduced early on as a non villain more of a civilian of morioh tpye
Best villain is Diego Brando btw
I love him because he tried to outrun his fate the entire chapter. So much so he even developed an alternate personality. You're correct tho Risotto Nero and Metallica were goated villains
yes
truke
hes my favorite main villain this hurts
Agree to disagree. Ive went through all the parts multiple times and each has its pros and cons but so far part 8 is the worst Jojo part by a mile in my opinion
Doppio i prefer more though
Diavolo's concept was so good but the execution was kind of aight
diavolo is a really good villain
8 has some of the best characters and stands in the series that's a very crazy take to me
I don’t have image perms but google it
Like no contest by a landslide the worst part to me personally
i like how Diavolov was a crazed maniac who made sure his identity was never uncovered, going as far as to kill his own family just keep himself out of the spotilight
It does indeed if only they were used in the story better and the pacing wasn't so awful
i have a bit of bias because Yasuho is my favorite Jojo character but i respect your opinion
Ik what Araki forgot is but I'm saying what's your take supposed to be
the pacing is fine
He's a goat that's for sure
@tropic owl, your Stand Rank is now 2!
part 5 is not top 5 JoJo parts
you mean she?? 😭
if people complain about milagro man i reject it because milagro man is peak
She sorry I didn't even notice the typo
I just like that it’s a very well known thing in the fandom and it’s used in some cases in jest incase things don’t perfectly align or come to a conclusion to one another like in other anime franchises
It’s unique
i slighlty dislike the arc because it tries giving Joshu character development i wish he died during that arc
I love autocorrect so much
Aight
Jotaro from Part 6 would’ve Pucci alone without Pucci having plot armour
i love joshu and I'm glad he has his own arc
I'm not a joshu fan or anything though i just really like him
my fav jojo character is gappy
Jotaro was old and put of practice. Dude spent more time with dolphins than he did stopping time and practicing for battle.
Part 3 he's prime, part 4 he's getting slower, by part 6 he's rusty
he could've killed pucci if he didn't save jolyne
"your weakness is your daughter"
Eh yes and no
@dapper moat, your Stand Rank is now 7!
I’m js thinking right, Pucci had no excuse to be able to see the spear and jotaro fully could’ve killed him when down from the first attack
Last one from me, I know it’s a very common fan ship but I think Kakyoin and Jotaro were more like brothers in arms than lovers, and that goes for everyone on the SDC team
It didn’t read as romantic to me
pucci being able to slightly evade into time stop because of mih's ability is honestly really fucking awesome imo
There's moments where part 3 Jotaro would've knocked Pucci's teeth out, but that was intentional
Cuz Jotaro was old, and he was more focused on protecting Jolyne rather than fighting Pucci
True that it's more of a bromance like what Caesar and Joseph had
He was only in his 40s😭
Welllll Joseph and Caesar definitely felt a little romantic at times 😭😭 not the best comparison
yeah, still a big difference
True true
joseph and caesar are insanely in love with each other not a good comparison
SEE
you might as well compare it to gyjo
The pre Kira part of part 4 is better then the second part (and 4 is also the best part)
Stand users being able to see and interact with ghosts just makes sense
Nahh they still shared an intense interest in women and were not really bisexual the way some people may be thinking rn
Bro
Idr them getting up close with each other when I watched part 2
what the flying fuck

yeah whatever tupid
Real
Part 7 and 8 should already be in English (I understand part 9 not being I'm English because it's still going though)
I LIKE Speedwagon, but he is NOT the best Jobro. I wouldn’t even call him the best waifu. Please don’t kill me.
JoJo's isn't gay
Also, as much as I want to love Stroheim, I can’t look past the fact that he’s a Nazi. My feelings about him will always be mixed.
I guess my biggest hot take would either be that I don’t think part 7 is very good (I still enjoyed it, don’t get me wrong) or that Toru’s the best villain in my opinion.
part 3 was mid until they got to egypt
Jotaro was the actual last crusader, not Joseph
@compact sand, your Stand Rank is now 6!
never enough
This is kinda why I am not really fond of Caesar. I like Baron Zeppeli, I like Gyro, but Caesar is kinda eh? He is sweet but given his friendship with mark... yeah
Pucci sucks complete dick and didn't "earn" anything
i like part 1
Soft and wet go beyond mid diffs GER
mine lowk
Part 3 is the worst jojos part, it’s really well made but it’s also SOOO long, like 45-50 episodes? Part 4 was like a reset
5 part wasnt a fav part for me
Part 2 is overrated and part 6 is mid
I LOVE part 2
FR
I get that I like it to but it’s still overrated in my opinion
Joseph is wonderful
I don't think it is overrated
I mean, i haven't seen much people saying it is peak
But it is
Niceu niceu very niceu caesar-chan
next you’ll say “everyone I’ve seen mention jojo always talks about battle tendency when there’s way better parts out there”
I think I created a pretty hot take lol
everyone I’ve seen mention jojo always talks about battle tendency when there’s way better parts out there-
WAIT
I meant gd would say that but sure
anyway my hot take is that melone is acceptable to be your favourite memeber of la squadra
bc I get dunked on but he’s well written sorta
When part 1 is out there?
part 3 is worse than part 1 imo
part 1 is entertaining
not boring
not a villian of the week
no boring main cast
its consistent throughout the part
It is long and kinda boring so I sorta agree
Part tier list for me is 4,2,5,6,1,3
67
tii
Part 4 changed my life it is the best part and I like it more than sbr
I am a huge fanboy of buccaratis thot squad so I will pretend you didn’t say that
(also b4 u say they are minors im the same age as giorno and Trish)
THIS IS TRUE
fact checked by morioh residents
And kira is so PEAK I’ve watched part 4 like 5 times alr
buccarati was so boring bro😭
naranica js a gag character imo
can confirm but like mista fugo nanch giorno and Trish were pretty cool
just haha hes dumb haha
plane
Jotaro angy which makes him relatable he is a great main character
@sage harbor, your Stand Rank is now 2!
jotaro called his mom a bitch I don’t like him
Except for that XD
valid
his death was uh
He’s my ringtone atm
:3
I like diavolo more but Thats valid if you count both of them as the same character ima have to agree
Mista is goofy
actual character boring asl
half the vampires can
Part 5 has the best op like traitors requiem is so good
i love vanilla ice
not even CLOSE
2nd fav character
fr people dont know how it feels listening to the final version of tratiors requimm
shit feels eurphoric
crazy noisy bizzare town
every op in 5 doesn’t even compare to previous ones
Ikr
fighting gold 🥀
traitors requim
🥀
cleared by bloody stream
It’s good I’d put it under traitors req
I know the entire torture dance by heart
fair enough
😭
i cant argue w that
does anyone fw the first op in stone ocean
My fav in order go traitors req crazy noisy bizarre town bloody stream then fighting gold the rest are under that
Bloody stream and canzoni preferite are my favs
Wait op is ost or ot
worst op is stone ocean
Ikr
The animation in it is so good but the music does not cut it
Fr
part 3 is the worst part + giorno is the worst jojo >_>
Abbagio is canon and real
@regal bolt, your Stand Rank is now 5!
oh cool
This is giving me That 70s Show vibes....
Overrated yet I see no merch like shirts or anything in Hot Topic. JUST PART 3!
part 3 is overrated
Bloody stream is overrated
I can agree with Giorno being overrated definitely
Yeah
chase is not a bad op
@inland kindle, your Stand Rank is now 3!
Joseph
Death 13 is under used
That I should have the stand ability to crack anyone I want
part one is really good no one should be dogging on it
Oh the lucy thing UGH I forgot 
Part 3 is over hated
I think it's underhated if anything
part 5 is MID
I respectfully disagree
Naw it's just long if they cut down on somethings it would be fine but that's just me
I mean people don't talk enough about how bloated it is
risotto is the best side villain
coldest take ever: iggy should have lived
This I can agree with
Uhh
Jotaro was not a good main protagonist, he was a better supporting character
agreed
exactly why I hate him
can Araki make a villain WITHOUT the pedophilia part
there’s other kinds of evil 😭
iggy should’ve been the next joestar
he did it um
a lot
hold on let me count the ammount of villains who arent pedophiles /j
kakyoin, fugo, and caesar are straight ass characters
Part 3 is not as good as people think it is and it is insanely repetitive (Part 3 isn’t bad just annoying to watch)
Stroheim shouldn’t have died in Stalingrad
invisible baby doesnt have enough screentime
like imagine her as a teenager with like a side series
and we see adult josuke
joseph is hot
this isn’t even a hot take this is just the truth
@open quiver, your Stand Rank is now 7!
Jonathan should've survived at the end of part 1
That fans are allowed to criticize the show (ice cube take)
The entire thing wouldn't be this bizarre if the man ,who was driving the carriage during the stormy night, didn't cause the accident.
Damn drunk carriage drivers shakes fist
Idk if he was drunk but accident cause by him, leading to Dario finding them and started all of this.
So basically It wouldn’t have bizarred without dio
Yeah pretty much
If George didn't keep that mask, everything would be fine
My biggest hot take is that Jotaro and Dio can fly
Even in the manga.
Not stand jump,
not "gravity manipulation".
Not "timestop manipulation"
They can FLY
Look at the manga panels
Reread*
Both
Jojo would be peak if Polnareff kissed me on my hot mouth
Why do they have to push off something then?
I don’t really know why you’re denying the stand jump
Jotaro only does that once to reorient himself.
Also do you stalk me anywhere i post about abilities? 😭
Can you show me a panel where they say that
Why would you need to reorient if you have natural flight?
Jotaro had just gained it
Just like how jotaro was rusty with TS when he first gained that
By that same vein, when did Jotaro state he developed flight?
Last I checked, he has said nothing of the sort
What is Gyro’s name is pronounced like Gyro the food…
I think it's actually confirmed to be pronounced like "Jairo."
The characters in the games pronounce it like that
I mean you can pronounce it like that if you want
Now that I think about it, some part 5 characters are named after food so I guess I can see why some people would pronounce gyro’s name like that
Kira is a bad villain and part 4 is kinda bad
Cheap trick is one of the strongest stands, and can solo majority of anime verses
that is not a hot take its just true
No way, you actually agree with me?
yes
Yay

My friend keeps glazing the bleach verse, and says that no jojo character can beat yahaba or aizen bro
Literally cheap trick
Being able to kill immortals
yea sounds about right
Ta4 can give permanent testicular torsion

Jotaro can star finger your balls into the next universe
Yhwach is not lossing to a fucking nothing like cheap trick.
GLAZE
CHEAP TRICK CAN KILL IMMORTALS BRO
Fuck you mean "glaze"?
anyone looks at yahaba’s back, he’s done instantly
Yhwach can see every future imaginable and simply not.
So scary. Cheap trick cannot be removed by any means other than death. Also he won’t know about the area in morioh
What if he looks at the back of someone who has it. Stupid
Nothing ever suggested cheap trick can kill immortal beings.
Cheap tricks stand ability isn’t ripping off your back (obvious). His whole thing is instant death. If someone looks at your back, whether cheap trick sees this person looking or not, his ability will activate and permanently pulverize his host’s life force
After which
The hosts body will decay and shrink until not even the atoms remain
What is yahaba doing again that
What’s Aizen doing against that
They have magic soul power shit.
And also cheap trick can be ripped apart.
If that happens yahaba will die
The thing is they’re not stupid enough to look at someone’s back.
They won’t know how the ability works
And since they’re not stand users, they can’t see stands
You know what? I’m not gonna engage.
Only the host can see other stands, as cheap trick himself claims to ‘become the stand of whoever he is attached to’
Alr gng. Lol
Bleach loses to cheap trick
Part 6 is really really good
Part 8 is better than part 7 (except the ending which I don't entirely dislike)
i was gonna say this 
Part three kinda sucks (personally worst part)
Part 2 is the worst part.
I would say part 1 is the worst part, but that’s not TOO much of a hot take
I mean, all jojo parts are peak, part 1 is just the least peak compared to all the others
Caesar was a dumbass for thinking he stood a chance to win alone against Wamuu
Preach.
I dont have one,
Part 4 was Jotaros peak, not part 3
Part 4 Jotaro got clapped by a rat tho.. 
A rat that shot poisonous darts
That was also a sniper
So he can beat a Dio but not a rat??
I find that so funny somtimes
He did beat the rat though
Just took a while because it was a rat
Dio was an egotistical target meanwhile the rat was a small, smart target
Yeah ik its still funny to think abt
My hot take tho is that there are a lot of jojo chracters that had so much potential... but they get killed off or become irrelevant.. 😭
Cheap Trick solos entirety of dbz he too strog bro he too strong WHY ARAKI MAKE HIM TOO STROGN
Zeno erases.
But any harm done to cheap trick gets done to Zeno so technically Zeno would also be erased
Someone needs to look at Zeno first.
Does everyone forget how useless cheap trick is in a one on one?
So that’s just not how cheap trick works
You have to look at the back of the person who has cheap trick
You get the point.
Once you have cheap trick you are cooked
Not if you’re one on one with the one who gave it to you, since they’d be dead.
Also Zeno can’t see cheap trick until they already have it
Cuz Zeno doesn’t have a stand
If Zeno just erased the person with cheap trick, what does it matter?
But if the person just turns around
Zeno gets cheap trick
Why do I put myself through this…
Star platinum
Idk how hot of a take this is but part 3 suck ass, save for DIO
Dio
@stray wedge, your Stand Rank is now 6!
part 8 isnt boring in the slightest
@delicate sierra, your Stand Rank is now 4!
joseph never cheated
Doppio
Polnareff’s hair isn’t long enough
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CHEAP TRICK SSOOOLLLOOOSS!!!
chase is a good op
@snow oyster, your Stand Rank is now 1!
I have a few, they're all tied in my opinion
- Koichi is a better JoBro than Okuyasu
- Jotaro is a good character, I just think his theme sucks
- Rohan Kishibe is one of my favorite characters, I didn't think he was hated until after I joined this server
part 1 was good
i have a pretty hot one
that i feel like isn’t talked about enough
i hate how a lot of people (especially anime-only’s) boil down valentine to just a pedophile especially since he’s such a complex character
(don’t take that the wrong way, i’m 100% not trying to defend valentine because what he did was pretty bad but you don’t have to agree with a characters decisions to enjoy them and their writing)
what annoys me the most about it all is that the people who do this are also the ones who glaze kira (who’s arguably worse than valentine mind you)
also toru isnt as bad of a character as people say he is

I agree tbh
iggy is not a dog
Hol horse is a great cowboy just a bad stand ngl...
@limpid helm, your Stand Rank is now 4!
Kira worse in writing or as a villain(like he idk kills a lotta beebol)
both but i was talking about kira being worse from a moral standpoint
@humble obsidian, your Stand Rank is now 5!
not rlly a hot take cuz it’s true but smokey brown is the strongest in the verse
Fuck you all it’s not even a hot take Lang Rangler lost to plot armor
No I’m not rage baiting istg I love jolyne but god damnit she shouldn’t have won
I feel like Hol Horse needed a teeny tiny bit more screen time
okuyasu's dad's stand could've been a transformation stand
Most Western people don't understand Jojo characters with introverted character beats;
and the anime misses parts of the manga where people ARE emoting and it's just flat in the anime instead
@autumn rover, your Stand Rank is now 1!
i cant think of one
anastia is trans....
Anastia bro who tf is that
Anasui
@vast adder, your Stand Rank is now 1!
Becoming crippled like Jhonny Joestar (I'll not be able to get the saint corpse like him)
vanilla ice would have wiped out all the crusaders if it was night
8th part is the best
cuz he hides inside cream all the time like a little bitch
Gappy should have had 8 of them
some people say hot take and then say something everyone knows is wrong (including you)
Hot take: 🔥 TAKE 🔥
Koichi>Okuyasu
I think Okuyasu was a little underutilized
Bug fight should've been longer
Yay. More people agree
HE SWINGS
lol
Cheap trick is literally the strongest being in fiction
SOOLLOOOSSS!!!
Even ulf Kars loses
Since his ability is instantaneous death
As soon as your back is ripped off, which healing or super regeneration can’t prevent, you die
Zeno from dbsuper loses
Visionaries lose
Cid loses
Ulf Kars and Heaven dio lose
Oh also I got another hot take which isn’t even a hot take.
Bucciarati was meant to get the requiem arrow. Not Giorno
L take
Harvest solos the verse
Shigechi was just too young to go up against Kira
Wait this isnt a hot take
Nvm
giorno is the greatest protagonist in anime
for now
oh and
pucci is a better villian then kira
heck
diavolos prob better too
same bro
this is true but ok
it’s not
giorno didnt matter whatsoever
giorno was always fated to get pierced
it is. polnareff was intending for bucciarati to use the requiem arrow
hed never even heard of giorno
until after his body was swapped
but fate wanted giorno to have it
ik. i was just saying that it was supposed to be bucciarati
did you know that the name 'bruno bucciarati' translated from italian to english
means 'brown peeled'
i don’t know that actually
lol
reminds me of a banana
Pucci shouldn't have one, if any villian was to win it should've been Kars
@ornate bobcat, your Stand Rank is now 2!
jotaro's design from part 3 shouldnt have changed except for the artstyle
magicians red pretty hot (in both ways)
agreed
kars should hae a canon stand
some parts of sbr were mid
Reminds me of Polpo🥹
kira is even more glazed tbh 😭
Yeah Kira is overrated, but Pucci is a genuinously ass villain
Like Pucci's glaze is all glaze no appreciation, Kira is atleast good
pucci is an amazingly complex and deep antagonist with amazing ideals
and honesty for me
he carried stone ocean
can I please ask you why you feel that way, cause every Pucci glazer seems to say the same thing
i’m gonna be typing for 5 minutes give me a sec
his devotion to fate, his conflicted relationship with dio, his guilt over his sister, and his obsession with a perfect world all stack into a character driven by philosophy, trauma, and conviction. he isn’t evil for fun, he follows a strict worldview that he genuinely believes will save humanity, which makes his actions terrifying but clear. his ideology, backstory, and emotional conflicts make him one of araki’s most psychologically rich and narratively complex antagonists
on paper, sure, but Pucci is the most clear case of shit execution I can think of, he isn't evil for no reason, but before its revealed that he's chasing a perfect world, he gives up any chance to show morality past weather report, and because of that and his inability to earn the progress he makes feel less calculated and more pointless
And I wouldn't say he's psychologically rich, slap his personality and backstory onto a side villain and he's just a hypocrite plain and simple, Araki doesn't do anything new or interesting with the ideas pucci represents, so everytime he appears it feels like we're taking away from the fun just so we can build up the overarching plot
and also how is his relationship with DIO ocnflicted?
I think its another example of Pucci not actually having a moral code
he knows what DIO did, and doesn't give a shit because he liked DIO
Strongest stands:
1 - Golden Experience Requiem
2 - Wonder of U
3- Weather Report
4 - Silver Chariot Requiem
5 - D4C love train
6 - Green Green Grass Of Home
7 - Made In Heaven
8 - Tusk Act 4
9 - King Crimson
10 - C MOON / The World / Star Platinum
@sour sentinel, your Stand Rank is now 1!
idk man all jojos are amazing and awesome in their own way and every single part from 1 to 9 is good, if you have a least favorite jojo or hate any jojo dont call yourself a jojo fan
iggy
Only problem is that Bohemian Rhapsody should be 3rd and D4C Lovetrain should be 4th
Bohemian Rhapsody too much potential and too much counters
The enemy can use it against u
If you're smart enough, you could close the counters by making characters spesifically to defend against them
And they can make chracters to counter the counter
You can make powerful OC's to prevent that
Its just too much risk for the benefits
You could make an OC that takes peoples ability away to make counters lol
So I prefer to not inclue it
And you can make an OC that could close off any fictional character and use them for later summoning
I simply prefer not to include it because it delves into very specific aspects of character creation and counters. If I were to include it, it would be at a high rank, but I prefer to avoid it
Eh. different opinions i suppose
The only reason i think GER and WOU are above is because any intentions of harming WOU would create a calamity preventing you from doing anything.
Something similar could happen with GER when trying any attacking actions.
Then theres scaling stuff from either Araki or the guidebooks stating they have the ultimate and most unbeatable abilities
@hard aspen, your Stand Rank is now 20!
Sure
Its always good to read different opinions
Yea
GER and WOU are in another level

Out of curiosity. Why do you think WoU loses to GER? I think its kind of a closer match tbh
I think GER wins because WOU depends on causing something. GER prevents any "something" from happening. I don't think GER would necessarily win, but in most scenarios, yes
Wouldn't that require an attack though?
For real, so it would end in a tie
But, in general, I find GER more useful and versatile than WOU
people should know that part 7 is better than every part but jojos parts 1-6 as a whole is better than part 7
The hell would Sticky Fingers Requiem even do
make your fingers sticky
sticky fingers requiem would probably have a way more op version of the zipper ability or smthn. like you can open a zipper in the air or smthn. or create doorways from one place to another
no idea
or you could zip people together to make a nomu type thing which would also combine their stands
ask araki
obviously bruh
ppl glaze part 7 sm like it clears every part 😪😪
it edges every part
and this isn’t a part 7 downscale
i’m up scaling every other part
part 7 was so good shi had me crying but like
obviously part 1-6 are better than part 7, i agree with you
