#[25/11/14] What is your biggest JoJo hot take?

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exotic hollow
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JoJolion is perfect, and the fact that Tooru isn't introduced for so long is a good thing

flat veldt
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I beg to differ personally but ok

sage sand
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Every single human being

chrome vine
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everyone ig

sage sand
hallow stream
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Who even was the main villain? Puccini? I can only remember Thunder McQueen

flat veldt
sage sand
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jokes aside just his name was tuff “McQueen”

chrome vine
exotic hollow
chrome vine
sage sand
analog wraith
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I don't either, I started with Part 1 as well and instantly got hooked
Hamon is great

crimson grove
chrome vine
exotic hollow
hallow mist
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My hot take is how you should watch/read the series, Part 1 and 2 should be watched in the english dub, part 3 should be watched in in japanese, part 4 should be read, part 5 should be watched in Italian, part 6 should be read, and anything that doesn't have an anime yet should be read as well :>

crimson grove
sage sand
chrome vine
quartz needle
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boring villain of the week shit, supporting characters didnt get enough development, i dont dislike jotaro but he feels very basic to me

exotic hollow
subtle parcel
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Part 8 is one of the best parts IF not the best part in all of jojos

analog wraith
hallow stream
tired steeple
sage sand
crimson grove
fiery jolt
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Part 8 gets way too much credit

sage sand
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does JJL stand for Jojolion or JojoLands then?

cyan meteor
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speedwagon is the strongest character in the jojos verse

crimson grove
subtle parcel
chrome vine
sage sand
crimson grove
blazing nacelle
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Part 6 isn’t that good

chrome vine
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it kinda seems like it even if there are episodes focusing on the other crusaders besides jotaro

sage sand
subtle parcel
fiery jolt
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Hot take if you removed Iggy from part 3 it would have been twice as good

blazing nacelle
quartz needle
crimson grove
hallow stream
chrome vine
sterile onyxBOT
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@chrome vine, your Stand Rank is now 3!

chrome vine
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he was so ugly and why

fiery jolt
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All the screen time the dog gets is screen time Advol or kakyoin didint get which royally fucks their character

exotic hollow
fiery jolt
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Imagine getting written out for the plot

cyan meteor
fiery jolt
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Because the dog farting is more interesting

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Apparently

keen flare
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Iggy is a horrible character and part 3 would be better without him

sage sand
hallow stream
keen flare
fiery jolt
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If you don't like them it's cuz they weren't characterized enough

proud slate
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that the sun stand is unstoppable

fiery jolt
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Which them having more screentime fixes

wise shard
chrome vine
proud slate
hallow stream
# chrome vine why tho

I just think we saw enough of each of them, it would suck if they were on all the time

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Part 3’s long enough as is

fiery jolt
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I'm saying remove Iggy scenes

chrome vine
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now that you have mentioned, it would be cool of it had a the moon stand

fiery jolt
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And replace them with kak or avdol scenes

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No bloat

hallow stream
chrome vine
sage sand
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Hot take maybe??? : Jotaro beats Man In The Mirror/Illuso himself

hallow stream
wise shard
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star platinum has Gary sue tendencies

chrome vine
chrome vine
wise shard
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very convenient that he was the exact same type of stand as the world

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very.

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TOO convenient

sharp thorn
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Toru sucks Jobin shouldve been the main villain

wise shard
chrome vine
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jotaro sounds like a satire of all those unnecessarily strong protagonists

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at least from p3, because he gets weaker later

wise shard
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he was THE satire

wet lagoon
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Hot take: Giorno overhate is caused by misunderstanding his character and a problem in media literacy.
He's not boring or bland, he is quiet and observing his surroundings at all times to know how to act bc thats what he was taught to do as a child

crimson grove
sterile onyxBOT
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@crimson grove, your Stand Rank is now 4!

wise shard
crisp mason
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kinda lame how giorno being dios son doesnt mean anything rlly and doesnt contribute anything to the story

wise shard
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take them damn rolls off your head bro..

wise shard
chrome vine
hallow stream
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Giorno looks like he’s wearing donuts. Abbacchio was valid for hating on him

sage sand
wise shard
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stupid cut dude

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WHY would you willingly have this

crimson grove
chrome vine
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leave his rolls alone 😭

sage sand
fiery jolt
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Abbachio so cool

wet lagoon
wise shard
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GE get OFF of him bro 😭

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we KNOW he’s ur user

chrome vine
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💀

wise shard
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treating Giorno like its husband

crisp mason
chrome vine
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goofy aah skull

wet lagoon
crimson grove
wise shard
fiery jolt
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Hot take early part 9 is already better than early part 8

chrome vine
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what was that

wise shard
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jojocord stand:

deleting random messages

hallow stream
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Do you guys think Giorno should be a vampire?

sterile onyxBOT
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@hallow stream, your Stand Rank is now 9!

crimson grove
wise shard
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it pisses me off

chrome vine
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well, a good theory at first but it doesn't make sense?

wet lagoon
crimson grove
wise shard
hallow stream
chrome vine
wise shard
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half vampire and half human

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THE JO 😭😭😭

wet lagoon
wise shard
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SON 😭😭😭😭😭

tame cloak
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ciocolotta or whatever his fucking name is
doesnt also deserve the death loop

crimson grove
tame cloak
wise shard
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it just makes sense

tame cloak
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I just realized I wrote is doesnt

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lemme patch that

wise shard
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worth it

fiery jolt
wise shard
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he does not know the jo like that

crimson grove
wise shard
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a dhampir

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daywalker

fiery jolt
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It would be funny tho

tame cloak
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yes.

tame cloak
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WHEHHEDHHR

fiery jolt
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Gyro cool

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Thoughts

tame cloak
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GYROOOO

wet lagoon
tame cloak
tame cloak
fiery jolt
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Yeah probably

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Ger says he doesn't even know whats happening

wet lagoon
fiery jolt
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Giorno post part 5 is a mystery i think?

tame cloak
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he fine asf

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but tbh he is glazed

wet lagoon
fiery jolt
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Pregnant gyro image

crimson grove
# wise shard daywalker

In pieces of media that I have consumed dhampirs are actually day walkers as there not immune to the sun just alot more resistance to it compared to vampires

crimson grove
fiery jolt
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Gyro harasses lesbians then realizes he is in the wrong and says lesbians are cool actually

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Image

wise shard
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Hot take

gyro and Johnny could never match the gayness of Joseph and Caesar

tame cloak
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and they mischaracterize johhny A lot as if hes being saved by gyro most of the time

wise shard
fiery jolt
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Johnny is the best to ever do it

wet lagoon
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Waiit
Do u think giornos stand is like hamon since its connected to nature and life and allat and thats why hes not a vampire

wise shard
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he could never be Joseph

wet lagoon
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It like cancels out

crimson grove
tame cloak
prisma yacht
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narancia is an overrated character

tame cloak
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no like literally ON

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something

crimson grove
hallow stream
tame cloak
tame cloak
fiery jolt
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Paper king moon arc is the worst arc in the series

tame cloak
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and btw its always hermit purplr

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cus u see Jonathan's stand in part 3

prisma yacht
# hallow stream 😢nooo…

hes a good character don't get me wrong but he's not the greatest character in fiction like people make him out to be

tame cloak
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and dio used it

hallow stream
crimson grove
rain dagger
deft fox
crimson grove
fiery jolt
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Gyro is the canonical poop licker

crimson grove
tame cloak
crimson grove
hallow stream
tame cloak
fiery jolt
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"Yeah whatever, stupid!" - gyro. Talking to a random girl he met

tame cloak
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no shut up

crimson grove
tame cloak
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Nooo

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shudup

tame cloak
fiery jolt
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Sugar mountain girl I thought

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Idk

tame cloak
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nah

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its hot pants I thenk

fiery jolt
tame cloak
fiery jolt
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Anime should add more hotpants

crimson grove
fiery jolt
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Thoughts

tame cloak
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why do josuke and okuyasu have the same top layer of hair

fiery jolt
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Because it was meant to be

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I'm afraid

tame cloak
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it looks like it was smeared on a grill

fiery jolt
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Imagine you feel the hair and it's plastic like a bike helmet

hallow stream
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Yeah Okuyasu might be more chopped than Josuke

tame cloak
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migh5

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yea no

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mods, erase

wet lagoon
fresh mesa
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Hot Take: Shigechi was supposed to kill yoshikage kira and move on to kill pucci and complete the heaven plan to unlock his stand: Harvest over Heaven

fiery jolt
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Narancia fans just think he cool and silly and yeah

tame cloak
fiery jolt
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Plus all his fights are entertaining

hallow stream
small oxide
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Part five sucks

tame cloak
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anyone agree

wet lagoon
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Hot take number THREE: fugo fans can be REALLY annoying sorry fugo fans
The bucciarati gang dont owe him an apology HE DOES

tame cloak
hallow stream
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I personally disliked squalo and tiziano’s fight

fiery jolt
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That's fair

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The beginning is kinda slow

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But the ending made it up for me

tame cloak
tame cloak
fiery jolt
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Yeah but the way it happens with him baiting them was good

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Some endings feel forced

tame cloak
fiery jolt
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But that one made sense to me

tame cloak
rocky seal
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Hot take:
Koichi is annoying sometimes

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is this valid

tame cloak
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Fuck no

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koichi is reliable

hallow stream
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Yeah

grave berry
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Part 7 is overrated asf

fiery jolt
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He's normal

grave berry
rocky seal
fiery jolt
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Reasoning

wet lagoon
grave berry
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Part 7 is good but nowhere near the best part

hallow stream
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Koichi’s good honestly

grave berry
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Part 7 doesn't have the best main character or villain

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Nor side cast

fiery jolt
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Johnny the best

rocky seal
fiery jolt
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Gyro best side cast too arguably

grave berry
fiery jolt
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Funny Valentine is top 3 villians

grave berry
fiery jolt
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Josuke 8 was only good in the first half the second half the entire story and him fell off

wet lagoon
grave berry
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He ain't better than pucci Kars Kira or diavolo

hallow stream
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Lowkey part 6 has my favorite main cast

grave berry
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Part 6 is also a top 3 part

fiery jolt
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Kars and diavolo aren't even close to valentine

marsh flume
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Star platinum wins cuz he can suck

sterile onyxBOT
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@marsh flume, your Stand Rank is now 11!

fiery jolt
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Pucci and kira are close I admit

grave berry
marsh flume
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Niceu niceu

fiery jolt
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Pucci is top 2 imo

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Love pucci

grave berry
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I really didn't like him all that much

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As a villain at least

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With Dio he is likeable as a villain

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Sure part 3 fucked him over

fiery jolt
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I get where you are coming from

grave berry
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But still a fan favourite for a reason

fiery jolt
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Yeah abit

grave berry
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Doppio makes diavolo a 10 times better villain asw

fiery jolt
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Dio is 1 for me just because of how fun he is and his legacy in og universe

fiery jolt
grave berry
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Doppio legit makes diavolo top 3 for me

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People over hate on diavolo

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Imo

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Same with giorno

fiery jolt
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Diavolo isn't bad he is just outclassed by the competition

grave berry
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The mystique of diavolo is what Dio in part 3 wanted to be

fiery jolt
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Yeaaa I get that. I also don't like how inconsistent king crimson is

grave berry
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Diavolo HAS presence without being seen

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Dio doesn't rlly

fiery jolt
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Can or can he not interact in skipped time idk

fiery jolt
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Then Trish elevator scene is confusing

grave berry
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Because he removes peoples perception

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Rather than time itself

fiery jolt
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Did her hand just do that lol

grave berry
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Like narancia eating the chocolate

potent marsh
grave berry
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Also gyro is quite overrated

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I do like every jobro

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Bar Hermes

fiery jolt
grave berry
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Gyro sure enjoyable I don't see how he can hold up to some of the best imo

rocky seal
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Every Higashikata sibling in part 8 got some mental weird shit going in their mind except for hato

grim fox
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Parts 1 and 2 are goated

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People are just haters

grave pollen
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oh no! my crops are too bountiful! my steak melts in my mouth too easily!

west walrus
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Anasui is a good guy

ebon moss
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I don't believe in gravity

ripe kindle
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Ooo boy hot takes I got a big one

Part 5 is the worst written part by a mile. Don't get me wrong, I love the concept, I love the character designs, and I love the fights, HOWEVER.
It has worse pacing than part 3 by not giving any characters (besides Bruno and Mista) enough time to shine and glossing over TWO DEATHS
It focuses too much on 1 on 1 fights/tag teams so the characters don't interact enough during the fights which is where Araki is best at characterizing relationships leading to all fights past Illuso (besides Ciocollata) not feeling as meaningful. It also really restricts the ends of the fights which is why they all end very similarly instead of the typical bizarre Rube Goldberg machine victories the rest of the series is great at.
Third, only Bruno gets a character arc. Trish starts her arc but never gets a chance to finish it, Mista stays the same character throughout the part despite getting the most screentime, Narancia gets two fights alone where they just brute force their way through and don't do anything unique and ||dies just to give Giorno back his body for the climax||, Fugo duh, Abbachio has two amazing fights they participate in at the start and then are just used as a plot device the rest of the time ||until Araki decides to kill him off cause he doesn't have a use for them||, and all the villains die when they're introduced do they never get the chance to be anything more than a villain of the week.

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Diavolo is the dumbest villain, I like his symbolism yeah but he's genuinely dumb besides battle IQ and the final fight with him was so wasted. They had everyone in one place to have a final fight where everyone gets a chance to shine and instead kills off a character at the start making it less dynamic, has them SEPERATE to kill Silver Chariot and add a specific way for it to be a 1v1 instead of the team effort it should've been, and then it's a game of catch ending in a deus ex machina. Don't get me started on how stupid GER is.

grave pollen
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🤯

west walrus
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Damn

ripe kindle
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The amount of wasted potential in part 5 makes it great for fan content which is why I think it got so popular

west walrus
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Um

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I like Fugio

ripe kindle
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I agree

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I like Narasta

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Haze Feedback was a big improvement

west walrus
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I like Sheila E

forest juniper
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Sbr is pretty overrated

sterile onyxBOT
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@forest juniper, your Stand Rank is now 2!

forest juniper
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Not top 3 parts

west walrus
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And Jojolion's underrated

stoic sandal
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giorno vs diavolo was also a little underwhelming

ripe kindle
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I think Steel Ball Run is definitely the best part from a writing perspective, it's not my favorite personally but it, part 4, and part 6 are definitely the best written

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Also part 9 is looking to be PEAK so far

night moon
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Part 6 is a peak part

restive ibex
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Anasui shouldve stayed a woman

sterile onyxBOT
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@restive ibex, your Stand Rank is now 1!

lucid radish
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I want jonny's ass

somber hull
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7-9 are way more memorable than 1-6

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that's all i can really think of

naive marlin
delicate flax
somber hull
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yeah i don't really have any hot takes lol

naive marlin
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Hot take Josuke 4 is the most forgettable jojo

somber hull
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ig jotaro is one of my least favorite main part jojo's

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that's another one

naive marlin
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Holy frozen take

somber hull
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yeah

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i don't have any xd

ocean mason
somber hull
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would it be another frozen take to say stone ocean is far better than the previous 5 parts

ocean mason
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Anasui my favorite girl failure

restive ibex
somber hull
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same

ocean mason
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Araki forgot syndrome is so funny to me. When I first got into the series I was like WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

dapper moat
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Part 3 is by far the worst part

restive ibex
dapper moat
ocean mason
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We needed an openly queer Joestar in the first 6 parts with a verified partner that wasn’t fannon

restive ibex
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if were talking manga wise Phantom Blood is my least fav because the art style i do not love and i feel like the anime is just all around better

somber hull
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i actually disagree that 3 is the worst

restive ibex
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anime wise its SC

somber hull
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my personal least favorite is 1 but i still like it

tropic owl
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The badguy of Jojolion not being introduced until the final chapters was an awful idea and part 8 in general is pretty bad even though it has some amazing references, callbacks, and ideas.

restive ibex
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i like part 1 anime more than p3 anime but i prefer p3 manga over p1 manga if that makes sense

somber hull
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i do think toru could've benefitted from an earlier introduction for sure

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but he is such a good villain

elfin goblet
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Diavolo was a bit of a meh villain despite his badassery

ocean mason
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I think Kira was the best written villain so far (I just started GW)

somber hull
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okay my true hot take then is jojo has no underwhelming main antagonists

elfin goblet
restive ibex
dapper moat
tropic owl
restive ibex
somber hull
restive ibex
tropic owl
restive ibex
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Doppio i prefer more though

dapper moat
somber hull
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diavolo is a really good villain

somber hull
ocean mason
tropic owl
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Like no contest by a landslide the worst part to me personally

restive ibex
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i like how Diavolov was a crazed maniac who made sure his identity was never uncovered, going as far as to kill his own family just keep himself out of the spotilight

tropic owl
restive ibex
dapper moat
somber hull
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the pacing is fine

sterile onyxBOT
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@tropic owl, your Stand Rank is now 2!

rotund tangle
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part 5 is not top 5 JoJo parts

restive ibex
somber hull
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if people complain about milagro man i reject it because milagro man is peak

tropic owl
ocean mason
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It’s unique

restive ibex
tropic owl
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I love autocorrect so much

untold furnace
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Jotaro from Part 6 would’ve Pucci alone without Pucci having plot armour

somber hull
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i love joshu and I'm glad he has his own arc

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I'm not a joshu fan or anything though i just really like him

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my fav jojo character is gappy

restive ibex
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on everyones soul Josuho is a peak ship

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okay gtg

tropic owl
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Part 3 he's prime, part 4 he's getting slower, by part 6 he's rusty

somber hull
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"your weakness is your daughter"

sterile onyxBOT
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@dapper moat, your Stand Rank is now 7!

untold furnace
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I’m js thinking right, Pucci had no excuse to be able to see the spear and jotaro fully could’ve killed him when down from the first attack

ocean mason
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Last one from me, I know it’s a very common fan ship but I think Kakyoin and Jotaro were more like brothers in arms than lovers, and that goes for everyone on the SDC team

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It didn’t read as romantic to me

somber hull
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pucci being able to slightly evade into time stop because of mih's ability is honestly really fucking awesome imo

dapper moat
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There's moments where part 3 Jotaro would've knocked Pucci's teeth out, but that was intentional

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Cuz Jotaro was old, and he was more focused on protecting Jolyne rather than fighting Pucci

elfin goblet
ocean mason
dapper moat
ocean mason
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True true

somber hull
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joseph and caesar are insanely in love with each other not a good comparison

ocean mason
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SEE

somber hull
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you might as well compare it to gyjo

wary swift
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The pre Kira part of part 4 is better then the second part (and 4 is also the best part)

ocean mason
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Stand users being able to see and interact with ghosts just makes sense

elfin goblet
ocean mason
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Bro

elfin goblet
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Idr them getting up close with each other when I watched part 2

tame cloak
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yeah whatever tupid

velvet prism
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Part 7 and 8 should already be in English (I understand part 9 not being I'm English because it's still going though)

dreamy mesa
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I LIKE Speedwagon, but he is NOT the best Jobro. I wouldn’t even call him the best waifu. Please don’t kill me.

low storm
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JoJo's isn't gay

dreamy mesa
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Also, as much as I want to love Stroheim, I can’t look past the fact that he’s a Nazi. My feelings about him will always be mixed.

potent marsh
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I guess my biggest hot take would either be that I don’t think part 7 is very good (I still enjoyed it, don’t get me wrong) or that Toru’s the best villain in my opinion.

tawdry valley
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part 3 was mid until they got to egypt

candid plover
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part 2 was mid untill speedwagon arrived

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as was part 1…

compact sand
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Jotaro was the actual last crusader, not Joseph

sterile onyxBOT
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@compact sand, your Stand Rank is now 6!

compact sand
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Like some people have said online

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Idk

snow wigeon
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jotaro is trans

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correction: jotaro could feasibly be trans. or giorno

ashen tide
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never enough

quick zinc
weak swan
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Pucci sucks complete dick and didn't "earn" anything

dusk arch
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i like part 1

restive snow
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Soft and wet go beyond mid diffs GER

hollow needle
trim aspen
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Part 3 is the worst jojos part, it’s really well made but it’s also SOOO long, like 45-50 episodes? Part 4 was like a reset

untold lark
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5 part wasnt a fav part for me

sage harbor
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Part 2 is overrated and part 6 is mid

gray rapids
open quiver
sage harbor
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I get that I like it to but it’s still overrated in my opinion

gray rapids
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Joseph is wonderful

gray rapids
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I mean, i haven't seen much people saying it is peak

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But it is

sage harbor
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Niceu niceu very niceu caesar-chan

open quiver
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next you’ll say “everyone I’ve seen mention jojo always talks about battle tendency when there’s way better parts out there”

sage harbor
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I think I created a pretty hot take lol

gray rapids
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everyone I’ve seen mention jojo always talks about battle tendency when there’s way better parts out there-

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WAIT

open quiver
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I meant gd would say that but sure

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anyway my hot take is that melone is acceptable to be your favourite memeber of la squadra

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bc I get dunked on but he’s well written sorta

tacit ember
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part 5 is the worst part

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all around

sage harbor
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When part 1 is out there?

open quiver
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part 3 is worse than part 1 imo

tacit ember
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part 1 is entertaining

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not boring

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not a villian of the week

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no boring main cast

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its consistent throughout the part

sage harbor
open quiver
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Part tier list for me is 4,2,5,6,1,3

hollow needle
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67

tacit ember
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part 3 had more good episodes than 5 and was funnier

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better cast tii

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too*

hollow needle
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tii

sage harbor
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Part 4 changed my life it is the best part and I like it more than sbr

open quiver
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(also b4 u say they are minors im the same age as giorno and Trish)

tacit ember
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fact checked by morioh residents

sage harbor
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And kira is so PEAK I’ve watched part 4 like 5 times alr

tacit ember
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naranica js a gag character imo

open quiver
tacit ember
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just haha hes dumb haha

open quiver
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plane

tacit ember
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trish is useless and borimg

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only there for plot

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and diavolo

open quiver
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Trish is badass and gorgeous

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Doppio is better than diavolo

sage harbor
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Jotaro angy which makes him relatable he is a great main character

sterile onyxBOT
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@sage harbor, your Stand Rank is now 2!

open quiver
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jotaro called his mom a bitch I don’t like him

sage harbor
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Except for that XD

tacit ember
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i will admit

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my fav character is from part t

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5

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doppio

open quiver
#

valid

tacit ember
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his death was uh

open quiver
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He’s my ringtone atm

tacit ember
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sigh

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durururuurur

open quiver
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:3

sage harbor
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I like diavolo more but Thats valid if you count both of them as the same character ima have to agree

tacit ember
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mista is alright

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carried by sex pistols

open quiver
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Mista is goofy

tacit ember
#

actual character boring asl

open quiver
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Sid vicious is 👎 the music is 👍

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Tbh I only started liking him bc of the band

lone goblet
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vanilla ice could ssuck his own dick

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prove me wrong

wise shard
sage harbor
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Part 5 has the best op like traitors requiem is so good

tacit ember
wise shard
tacit ember
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2nd fav character

lone goblet
lone goblet
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shit feels eurphoric

tacit ember
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crazy noisy bizzare town

wise shard
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every op in 5 doesn’t even compare to previous ones

lone goblet
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traitors requim

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🥀

wise shard
sage harbor
open quiver
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I know the entire torture dance by heart

lone goblet
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😭

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i cant argue w that

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does anyone fw the first op in stone ocean

sage harbor
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My fav in order go traitors req crazy noisy bizarre town bloody stream then fighting gold the rest are under that

tacit ember
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listening to crazy noisy bizzare town is like just being joyed

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so goofy

open quiver
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Bloody stream and canzoni preferite are my favs

open quiver
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Wait op is ost or ot

tacit ember
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worst op is stone ocean

sage harbor
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The animation in it is so good but the music does not cut it

tacit ember
#

yes

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actually bad music in jojos

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rare

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animation is alright tho

sage harbor
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Fr

tropic owl
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Johnathan is the best JoJo

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Gotta watch my back now

lucid forge
#

part 3 is the worst part + giorno is the worst jojo >_>

regal bolt
#

Abbagio is canon and real

sterile onyxBOT
#

@regal bolt, your Stand Rank is now 5!

regal bolt
#

oh cool

vague fern
vague fern
high orbit
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part 3 is overrated

analog haven
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Bloody stream is overrated

viral lava
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Ger isn’t the strongest stand

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And Giorno is overrated

zealous yoke
viral lava
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Yeah

inland kindle
#

chase is not a bad op

sterile onyxBOT
#

@inland kindle, your Stand Rank is now 3!

cinder sparrow
#

Joseph

velvet topaz
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Death 13 is under used

neon hedge
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That I should have the stand ability to crack anyone I want

bronze bone
#

part one is really good no one should be dogging on it

keen forum
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Oh the lucy thing UGH I forgot Gavin

keen forum
tired steeple
calm halo
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part 5 is MID

tired steeple
#

I respectfully disagree

keen forum
#

Naw it's just long if they cut down on somethings it would be fine but that's just me

tired steeple
#

I mean people don't talk enough about how bloated it is

quartz needle
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risotto is the best side villain

lone sapphire
#

coldest take ever: iggy should have lived

mild wigeon
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Uhh

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Jotaro was not a good main protagonist, he was a better supporting character

quartz needle
#

agreed

wise shard
#

can Araki make a villain WITHOUT the pedophilia part

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there’s other kinds of evil 😭

stoic sandal
quartz needle
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a lot

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hold on let me count the ammount of villains who arent pedophiles /j

nimble otter
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kakyoin, fugo, and caesar are straight ass characters

vapid seal
#

Part 3 is not as good as people think it is and it is insanely repetitive (Part 3 isn’t bad just annoying to watch)

cloud flame
#

Stroheim shouldn’t have died in Stalingrad

sleek panther
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invisible baby doesnt have enough screentime

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like imagine her as a teenager with like a side series

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and we see adult josuke

drowsy marten
#

joseph is hot

open quiver
sterile onyxBOT
#

@open quiver, your Stand Rank is now 7!

long drift
#

Jonathan should've survived at the end of part 1

cyan meteor
#

freezing cold take

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dry ice take

oak holly
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That fans are allowed to criticize the show (ice cube take)

hazy obsidian
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The entire thing wouldn't be this bizarre if the man ,who was driving the carriage during the stormy night, didn't cause the accident.

vague fern
#

Damn drunk carriage drivers shakes fist

hazy obsidian
rapid fable
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Josuke is better than josuke

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Sorry

rapid fable
hazy obsidian
vague fern
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If George didn't keep that mask, everything would be fine

hard aspen
#

My biggest hot take is that Jotaro and Dio can fly

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Even in the manga.

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Not stand jump,
not "gravity manipulation".
Not "timestop manipulation"

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They can FLY

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Look at the manga panels

green bolt
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Just had to rewarch that

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Yea

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They just start flying

hard aspen
green bolt
#

Both

fringe lily
#

Jojo would be peak if Polnareff kissed me on my hot mouth

indigo lynx
#

I actually really like koichi

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He the goat

civic geyser
nimble beacon
hard aspen
hard aspen
civic geyser
#

Why would you need to reorient if you have natural flight?

hard aspen
#

Just like how jotaro was rusty with TS when he first gained that

civic geyser
nimble beacon
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Last I checked, he has said nothing of the sort

sharp aurora
#

What is Gyro’s name is pronounced like Gyro the food…

civic geyser
#

I think it's actually confirmed to be pronounced like "Jairo."

nimble beacon
#

The characters in the games pronounce it like that

nimble beacon
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Now that I think about it, some part 5 characters are named after food so I guess I can see why some people would pronounce gyro’s name like that

devout swallow
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Kira is a bad villain and part 4 is kinda bad

vapid shale
#

Cheap trick is one of the strongest stands, and can solo majority of anime verses

devout swallow
vapid shale
devout swallow
vapid shale
#

Yay

devout swallow
vapid shale
#

My friend keeps glazing the bleach verse, and says that no jojo character can beat yahaba or aizen bro

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Literally cheap trick

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Being able to kill immortals

devout swallow
#

yea sounds about right

vapid shale
#

Ta4 can give permanent testicular torsion

devout swallow
vapid shale
#

Jotaro can star finger your balls into the next universe

civic geyser
vapid shale
#

CHEAP TRICK CAN KILL IMMORTALS BRO

civic geyser
#

Fuck you mean "glaze"?

vapid shale
#

anyone looks at yahaba’s back, he’s done instantly

civic geyser
#

Yhwach can see every future imaginable and simply not.

vapid shale
#

What’s bro gonna do, pull cheap trick off his back?

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He’d still die

civic geyser
#

He alters the fucking future.

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Someone needs to transfer it to his back first.

vapid shale
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So scary. Cheap trick cannot be removed by any means other than death. Also he won’t know about the area in morioh

vapid shale
civic geyser
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Nothing ever suggested cheap trick can kill immortal beings.

vapid shale
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Cheap tricks stand ability isn’t ripping off your back (obvious). His whole thing is instant death. If someone looks at your back, whether cheap trick sees this person looking or not, his ability will activate and permanently pulverize his host’s life force

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After which

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The hosts body will decay and shrink until not even the atoms remain

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What is yahaba doing again that

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What’s Aizen doing against that

civic geyser
vapid shale
#

And?

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Only a stand can harm a stand

civic geyser
#

And also cheap trick can be ripped apart.

vapid shale
#

If that happens yahaba will die

civic geyser
vapid shale
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They won’t know how the ability works

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And since they’re not stand users, they can’t see stands

civic geyser
#

You know what? I’m not gonna engage.

vapid shale
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Only the host can see other stands, as cheap trick himself claims to ‘become the stand of whoever he is attached to’

vapid shale
#

Bleach loses to cheap trick

glad flax
#

Part 6 is really really good

south zephyr
#

Part 8 is better than part 7 (except the ending which I don't entirely dislike)

slender nacelle
#

Part three kinda sucks (personally worst part)

civic geyser
#

Part 2 is the worst part.

sharp aurora
#

I would say part 1 is the worst part, but that’s not TOO much of a hot take

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I mean, all jojo parts are peak, part 1 is just the least peak compared to all the others

tame creek
#

Caesar was a dumbass for thinking he stood a chance to win alone against Wamuu

potent marsh
stuck fox
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I dont have one,

karmic tundra
#

Part 4 was Jotaros peak, not part 3

quaint rover
karmic tundra
#

That was also a sniper

quaint rover
#

I find that so funny somtimes

karmic tundra
#

He did beat the rat though

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Just took a while because it was a rat

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Dio was an egotistical target meanwhile the rat was a small, smart target

quaint rover
#

My hot take tho is that there are a lot of jojo chracters that had so much potential... but they get killed off or become irrelevant.. 😭

hard aspen
hard aspen
#

HE SOLOOOS!!!!

white tree
civic geyser
#

Does everyone forget how useless cheap trick is in a one on one?

white tree
#

You have to look at the back of the person who has cheap trick

civic geyser
white tree
#

Once you have cheap trick you are cooked

civic geyser
white tree
#

Also Zeno can’t see cheap trick until they already have it

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Cuz Zeno doesn’t have a stand

civic geyser
white tree
#

Zeno gets cheap trick

civic geyser
#

Why do I put myself through this…

cold sapphire
#

Star platinum

worn comet
#

Idk how hot of a take this is but part 3 suck ass, save for DIO

stray wedge
#

Dio

sterile onyxBOT
#

@stray wedge, your Stand Rank is now 6!

delicate sierra
#

part 8 isnt boring in the slightest

sterile onyxBOT
#

@delicate sierra, your Stand Rank is now 4!

sonic gulch
#

joseph never cheated

spare ocean
#

Doppio

nimble beacon
#

Polnareff’s hair isn’t long enough

mellow plover
#

'

hard aspen
snow oyster
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chase is a good op

sterile onyxBOT
#

@snow oyster, your Stand Rank is now 1!

manic tulip
#

I have a few, they're all tied in my opinion

  1. Koichi is a better JoBro than Okuyasu
  2. Jotaro is a good character, I just think his theme sucks
  3. Rohan Kishibe is one of my favorite characters, I didn't think he was hated until after I joined this server
astral laurel
#

part 1 was good

humble obsidian
#

i have a pretty hot one

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that i feel like isn’t talked about enough

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i hate how a lot of people (especially anime-only’s) boil down valentine to just a pedophile especially since he’s such a complex character

(don’t take that the wrong way, i’m 100% not trying to defend valentine because what he did was pretty bad but you don’t have to agree with a characters decisions to enjoy them and their writing)

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what annoys me the most about it all is that the people who do this are also the ones who glaze kira (who’s arguably worse than valentine mind you)

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also toru isnt as bad of a character as people say he is

ebon moss
#

I agree tbh

copper night
#

iggy is not a dog

limpid helm
#

Hol horse is a great cowboy just a bad stand ngl...

sterile onyxBOT
#

@limpid helm, your Stand Rank is now 4!

tame cloak
humble obsidian
sterile onyxBOT
#

@humble obsidian, your Stand Rank is now 5!

real gazelle
#

not rlly a hot take cuz it’s true but smokey brown is the strongest in the verse

glad tendon
#

Fuck you all it’s not even a hot take Lang Rangler lost to plot armor

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No I’m not rage baiting istg I love jolyne but god damnit she shouldn’t have won

ocean mason
#

I feel like Hol Horse needed a teeny tiny bit more screen time

worn thistle
#

okuyasu's dad's stand could've been a transformation stand

autumn rover
#

Most Western people don't understand Jojo characters with introverted character beats;
and the anime misses parts of the manga where people ARE emoting and it's just flat in the anime instead

sterile onyxBOT
#

@autumn rover, your Stand Rank is now 1!

pliant swift
#

i cant think of one

arctic flicker
#

anastia is trans....

past wren
vast adder
#

Anasui

sterile onyxBOT
#

@vast adder, your Stand Rank is now 1!

mossy hemlock
#

Becoming crippled like Jhonny Joestar (I'll not be able to get the saint corpse like him)

stuck cedar
#

vanilla ice would have wiped out all the crusaders if it was night

keen cedar
#

8th part is the best

stuck cedar
karmic tundra
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Gappy should have had 8 of them

thorny citrus
#

some people say hot take and then say something everyone knows is wrong (including you)

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Hot take: 🔥 TAKE 🔥

brittle yoke
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Koichi>Okuyasu

ocean mason
#

I think Okuyasu was a little underutilized

tough valve
#

Bug fight should've been longer

hard aspen
#

HE SWINGS

vapid shale
#

lol

hard aspen
#

HE COOKS

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HE

vapid shale
#

Cheap trick is literally the strongest being in fiction

hard aspen
#

SOOLLOOOSSS!!!

vapid shale
#

Even ulf Kars loses

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Since his ability is instantaneous death

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As soon as your back is ripped off, which healing or super regeneration can’t prevent, you die

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Zeno from dbsuper loses

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Visionaries lose

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Cid loses

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Ulf Kars and Heaven dio lose

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Oh also I got another hot take which isn’t even a hot take.

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Bucciarati was meant to get the requiem arrow. Not Giorno

wind drift
#

Harvest solos the verse

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Shigechi was just too young to go up against Kira

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Wait this isnt a hot take

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Nvm

icy mango
#

giorno is the greatest protagonist in anime

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for now

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oh and

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pucci is a better villian then kira

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heck

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diavolos prob better too

distant aurora
#

same bro

vapid shale
icy mango
vapid shale
icy mango
#

giorno was always fated to get pierced

icy mango
#

😭😭😭😭

vapid shale
#

hed never even heard of giorno

vapid shale
#

until after his body was swapped

icy mango
#

but fate wanted giorno to have it

vapid shale
#

ik. i was just saying that it was supposed to be bucciarati

icy mango
#

ah

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if you say it like that then

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yeah i can agree

vapid shale
#

did you know that the name 'bruno bucciarati' translated from italian to english

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means 'brown peeled'

icy mango
#

i don’t know that actually

vapid shale
#

lol

icy mango
#

reminds me of a banana

ornate bobcat
#

Pucci shouldn't have one, if any villian was to win it should've been Kars

sterile onyxBOT
#

@ornate bobcat, your Stand Rank is now 2!

velvet rivet
#

jotaro's design from part 3 shouldnt have changed except for the artstyle

stone spear
#

magicians red pretty hot (in both ways)

haughty breach
#

kars should hae a canon stand

karmic delta
#

some parts of sbr were mid

ornate bobcat
icy mango
weak swan
#

Yeah Kira is overrated, but Pucci is a genuinously ass villain

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Like Pucci's glaze is all glaze no appreciation, Kira is atleast good

icy mango
#

and honesty for me

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he carried stone ocean

weak swan
icy mango
#

i’m gonna be typing for 5 minutes give me a sec

icy mango
# weak swan can I please ask you why you feel that way, cause every Pucci glazer seems to sa...

his devotion to fate, his conflicted relationship with dio, his guilt over his sister, and his obsession with a perfect world all stack into a character driven by philosophy, trauma, and conviction. he isn’t evil for fun, he follows a strict worldview that he genuinely believes will save humanity, which makes his actions terrifying but clear. his ideology, backstory, and emotional conflicts make him one of araki’s most psychologically rich and narratively complex antagonists

weak swan
#

on paper, sure, but Pucci is the most clear case of shit execution I can think of, he isn't evil for no reason, but before its revealed that he's chasing a perfect world, he gives up any chance to show morality past weather report, and because of that and his inability to earn the progress he makes feel less calculated and more pointless

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And I wouldn't say he's psychologically rich, slap his personality and backstory onto a side villain and he's just a hypocrite plain and simple, Araki doesn't do anything new or interesting with the ideas pucci represents, so everytime he appears it feels like we're taking away from the fun just so we can build up the overarching plot

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and also how is his relationship with DIO ocnflicted?

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I think its another example of Pucci not actually having a moral code

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he knows what DIO did, and doesn't give a shit because he liked DIO

sour sentinel
#

Strongest stands:
1 - Golden Experience Requiem
2 - Wonder of U
3- Weather Report
4 - Silver Chariot Requiem
5 - D4C love train
6 - Green Green Grass Of Home
7 - Made In Heaven
8 - Tusk Act 4
9 - King Crimson
10 - C MOON / The World / Star Platinum

sterile onyxBOT
#

@sour sentinel, your Stand Rank is now 1!

echo temple
#

idk man all jojos are amazing and awesome in their own way and every single part from 1 to 9 is good, if you have a least favorite jojo or hate any jojo dont call yourself a jojo fan

chrome grotto
#

iggy

hard aspen
sour sentinel
#

The enemy can use it against u

hard aspen
#

If you're smart enough, you could close the counters by making characters spesifically to defend against them

sour sentinel
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And they can make chracters to counter the counter

hard aspen
sour sentinel
#

Its just too much risk for the benefits

hard aspen
sour sentinel
#

So I prefer to not inclue it

hard aspen
#

And you can make an OC that could close off any fictional character and use them for later summoning

sour sentinel
#

I simply prefer not to include it because it delves into very specific aspects of character creation and counters. If I were to include it, it would be at a high rank, but I prefer to avoid it

hard aspen
#

Eh. different opinions i suppose

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The only reason i think GER and WOU are above is because any intentions of harming WOU would create a calamity preventing you from doing anything.

Something similar could happen with GER when trying any attacking actions.

Then theres scaling stuff from either Araki or the guidebooks stating they have the ultimate and most unbeatable abilities

sterile onyxBOT
#

@hard aspen, your Stand Rank is now 20!

sour sentinel
#

Its always good to read different opinions

sour sentinel
#

GER and WOU are in another level

hard aspen
sour sentinel
hard aspen
sour sentinel
#

But, in general, I find GER more useful and versatile than WOU

icy mango
#

people should know that part 7 is better than every part but jojos parts 1-6 as a whole is better than part 7

karmic tundra
vapid shale
#

sticky fingers requiem would probably have a way more op version of the zipper ability or smthn. like you can open a zipper in the air or smthn. or create doorways from one place to another

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no idea

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or you could zip people together to make a nomu type thing which would also combine their stands

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ask araki

icy mango
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it edges every part

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and this isn’t a part 7 downscale

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i’m up scaling every other part

echo temple
#

obviously part 1-6 are better than part 7, i agree with you