[25/11/1] Best Stand for a zombie apocalypse?

[hot shale]

Yea? So?

[radiant cedar]

diavolo has one stand and doppio has another if they were two different people diavolo wouldn't be able to see into the future

diavolo's stand is king crimson

and doppio's is epitaph

[hot shale]

Tell me why King Crimsons databook pages call Epitath its ability and not a seperate stand

[radiant cedar]

since their technically two souls combined diavolo can use epitaph

is it a sub-ability?

[hot shale]

Yeah

Kinda like SHA

[radiant cedar]

the little fact atop king crimson is epitaph if i'm not mistaken

[hot shale]

Yeah that is epitath

Its just a sub ability though

Also

he could use epitath after Doppios soul was gone

[radiant cedar]

he could?

alright then

ig epitaph is apart of king crimson

[twin rampart]

the hand?

[rigid raven]

Weather Report

[thick widget]

Gold Experience.

[rigid raven]

Mass manufacture a cure and air drop it across cities so when it comes into contact with zombies it cures them

[rigid raven]

Obvious one

[thick widget]

Hey, "if it ain't broke, don't fix it", as they say.

[twin rampart]

wouldnt the hand be the most effective?

cause if you just swipe their heads away what are they gonna do?

nibble your hand?

with what mouth?

https://tenor.com/view/big-brain-gif-27108854

[polar flame]

crazy diamond?

[austere jasper]

Survivor

:]

[stuck cape]

wonder of u

[flat bramble]

Hear me out tiny feet

[earnest zephyr]

@flat bramble, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[trail nest]

Green day

[scenic holly]

Can Crazy Diamond turn shit back into food?🤔

[jovial fjord]

cream or the hand just completely deletes them

[earnest zephyr]

@jovial fjord, your Stand Rank is now 4!

[unkempt basalt]

Mandom could be good, get bit: just turn back the clock

[sharp osprey]

Wonder of you is the best one for ts

Roam the streets for food without getting attacked

[unkempt basalt]

Hell even metallica could be good because of being able to go invis

[sharp osprey]

WAIT

GOLD EXPERIENCE

SINCE HE CAN CREATE LIFE RIGHT

[ancient olive]

Crazy Diamond can probably heal the zombie, or at least the infected. Even if it can't though it has speed, strength and precision comparable to star platinum. It's also just a useful stand for tasks required in building shelter and such

[unkempt basalt]

[sharp osprey]

MEANING HE COULD THEORETICALLY MAKE FOOD

Nvm

[unkempt basalt]

Hol up... could pearl jam cure the infection

[sharp osprey]

I forgot the stuff turns back into the original object

Wait

Killer queen possibly

Since bites the dust could make him basically go back and live

[unkempt basalt]

Noise would attract them tho

[primal zodiac]

Pearl Jam

[sharp osprey]

But if they hear Kira’s name

[earnest zephyr]

@sharp osprey, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[unkempt basalt]

Thats what I said

[primal zodiac]

Non stand users can't hear or see the explosion

[sharp osprey]

Bites the dust is available

Wait

[unkempt basalt]

Do they have enough remaing brain power to comprehend it?

[sharp osprey]

I mean like

They still hear it tho

And he does explain that if a human hears it

It activates

[twin rampart]

some dude said cream or the hand and i respect the thinking

[sharp osprey]

And also

[earnest zephyr]

@twin rampart, your Stand Rank is now 2!

[sharp osprey]

lol

[twin rampart]

i said the hand first tho so

[unkempt basalt]

quick way out apon infection aswell

[twin rampart]

you gotta give me credit

[rotund grove]

Green day?

It cleans up the zombies ez

[spice idol]

wouldnt u be able to control the zombies with that one stand from part 6?

[sick blade]

the actual best stand for a zombie apocalypse is c-moon

[sick blade]

cause you could make the zombies implode

[spice idol]

maybe golden experience cuz u get infinite food

js turn stuff into fruit

[sick blade]

would it taste good though?

[swift hearth]

Limp Bizkit

[buoyant dune]

KILLER QUEEN

BITES THE DUST
MADE IN HEAVEN
STAR PLATINUM
PEARL JAM
THE SUN
STROHEIM

[spice idol]

probably yes

[elfin storm]

D4C lol

Im outta there ✌️

[toxic yew]

Anyone gonna mention limp bizcuit he’s lowkey just a zombie stand but invis

[cold tinsel]

Purple hazee without a doubt.

That or the one on Stone ocean which makes everybodies get violent and attack each other.

[formal saddle]

Killer queen

[sharp osprey]

What abt green tea or whatever it’s called

He can decay anyone if he feels like it

[trail nest]

Bites the dust won't work here

They have to find out about his identity

[trail nest]

I said that

If any zombie moves down,bye bye

And zombies don't think

[sharp osprey]

I literally said if he got hayato or anyone to say his name in front of the zombies then it will work

[trail nest]

Idk

[jolly niche]

Hey-Ya! I'll use it to kill all zombies in an instant. What was Araki thinking when he made this absolute monster of a stand?

[trail nest]

I don't think the zombies would activate it

[unborn galleon]

Doesnt Hey-Ya! Just motivate the user?

[trail nest]

Yopp

[jolly niche]

No, it has the ability to kill anyone who tries to walk in the direction of the user

truly broken

[trail nest]

Atleast you will have a friend and that's good in zombie apocalypse

[trail nest]

You talking about another stand

[unborn galleon]

Will prevent insanity

[trail nest]

It is not called that

[sharp osprey]

I feel like cheap trick is the worst one to have in this situation

[jolly niche]

No, I'm talking about Hey-Ya!, Poco Loco's stand

[unborn galleon]

The car stand from part 3, mow em down

[unborn galleon]

Lil motivational guy

[sharp osprey]

Maybe the cheap trick user can sacrifice themself to pass the stand through all the zombies

[trail nest]

You read the wrong manga bro

[jolly niche]

*Killing machine

[trail nest]

It's not what it does

[unborn galleon]

I’m 110% sure Hey-Ya! Is the motivational stand

[trail nest]

Hey ya can't do shit

Just talk

[jolly niche]

It is, ask any power scaler, they'll tell you that Hey Ya is top 5 stands in the whole verse

[trail nest]

Maybe give you a little luck boost

[trail nest]

Nope

It isn't bro

[jolly niche]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

Did you even read sbr?

[sharp osprey]

I feel like tonios stand could cure it

[trail nest]

It doesn't make you extremely lucky,It just motivates you

[earnest zephyr]

@sharp osprey, your Stand Rank is now 2!

[trail nest]

It is stated everywhere

I know that it seems that way

[unborn galleon]

https://jojowiki.com/Hey_Ya!

[trail nest]

But that's just Pocoloco's luck

[jolly niche]

Damn you people are no fun

[unborn galleon]

It motivates him

[trail nest]

Just saying how it is

[jolly niche]

Yeah you must be fun at parties

[trail nest]

I am if you need to ask

Just a couple words online don't determine who i am

[sharp osprey]

Depends on the situation

[trail nest]

But even without luck boost Hey Ya can be good

[plush parrot]

Idk

[graceful sleet]

I mean if it’s any stand then the world over heaven

[thin furnace]

Killer Queen

[solid sierra]

Heavens door, you can just write that the zombies become humans again

Either that or Star Platinum

[sacred jolt]

Heavens door, you can just make everybody immune to becoming zombies

[solid sierra]

Exactly

[eager lark]

In my opinion, Star Platinum or the World is great because they can stop time, they hit very hard and fast, and at least Star Platinum has the Star Finger.

[solid sierra]

Or Pearl Jam, maybe the food can cure you if you get bit by a zombie

[late cedar]

Green day

[solid echo]

heavens door

[acoustic hollow]

crazy diamond?

if you cant reverse the effects then Cream💀

[raven holly]

Gold experience bro

specifically GER

cuz i mean

its super OP

but strictly speaking

magicians red lmao

[calm radish]

star platinum

just punch the zombies

[novel wigeon]

Green day

[earnest zephyr]

@novel wigeon, your Stand Rank is now 2!

[manic tulip]

D4c go to a universe that doesn't have zombies ez

[terse flower]

The hand

[crude laurel]

za hando

[arctic skiff]

The hand he can erase them

[elfin egret]

Heaven's door so I can write that zombies avoid me

[dire wave]

November rain

[earnest zephyr]

@dire wave, your Stand Rank is now 3!

[true eagle]

yall are sleeping on wonder of u

[carmine wagon]

Sticky fingers: Just open a giant zipper and every zombie falls in or smth idk

[earnest zephyr]

@carmine wagon, your Stand Rank is now 9!

[light vessel]

Wonder of u

[hybrid lava]

Scary Monsters trust (I just want to see dinosaurs fight zombies guys)

WoU is probably better though

[hexed iris]

green day

[grizzled matrix]

Grateful dead🥹

[harsh zinc]

limp bizkit

[earnest zephyr]

@harsh zinc, your Stand Rank is now 4!

[half timber]

Green day would go hard

[cerulean basin]

Purple Haze

[half timber]

Any stand that could move faster than light ( star platinum, silver chariot) and so on would be undefeated

And area of effect would also go hard

[half timber]

But we can melt ourselves tho

I think his virus is kinda limited

[gray salmon]

Cream

[earnest zephyr]

@gray salmon, your Stand Rank is now 3!

[ancient hearth]

weather report

[untold apex]

weather report with frog rain

[sullen heart]

ticket to ride

idk

[low crane]

the world or star plat

[fleet musk]

guys "the survivor" is lwk tuff (can't understand why nobody mentioned it) :/

[cerulean basin]

No

[half timber]

It's friendly fire right?

[earnest zephyr]

@half timber, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[half timber]

Oooohhh what is a rank

[cerulean basin]

I guess

[lusty yew]

Uhh

[half timber]

Yeah and furthermore, his virus capsules in his hands are limited?

I'm not sure

[cerulean basin]

Probably

I don't know you can search it

[half timber]

Ok

[ocean sky]

wonder of u

[fleet musk]

besides that, the name is also fit for zombie apocalypse

[half timber]

Nice

Wonder of u is a good option you turn around and walk away

But where is the fun in that

Spamming green day is way way more fun

[buoyant dune]

Or just use bohemian rhapsody and call prime Jonathan and joseph and caesar and obv WILL ZEPPELI

Or Lisa lisa

[plucky mesa]

lowkey the world or weather report would work best in a apocalypse

[earnest zephyr]

@plucky mesa, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[lucid flare]

The zombies are already dead though

[vast salmon]

WoU

[stray osprey]

def mih, once the universe reset happens all that’s left will be survivors since the dead can’t travel over

the only downside is the whole subconsciously knowing your fate thing

[plush sky]

Wonder of u

[chrome ivy]

wou

[keen iris]

Harvest

[fleet musk]

no but zombies are still alive, smhow cuz the virus right, so the virus is still living and can follow to the next universe :/

[fleet musk]

if bro lucky enough to find some books

[fleet musk]

the world can only kill some and time stop (only 9 seconds btw) and what can weather report do, turn zombies into snails?

[magic radish]

Best stand would be gold experience requiem

[golden nexus]

Cheap trick. Just sacrifice one useless dude. Run away and hell kill anyone

[spare river]

Scary monsters to build your dino army and expand it more and more

[errant raptor]

The Hand, because I like it.

[orchid dock]

crazy diamond and pearl jam can just un-zombie the zombies probably, and if were going with the soft and wet can steal attributes of things, then i guess soft and wet can as well
if we consider them to be zombies as in undead then maybe gold experience could do smth as well
foo fighters can literally just find a lake and wait it out
wonder of u is undeniably one of the best for this for obvious reasons idk how i didnt think of it sooner
you cuold use bohemian rhapsody to summon idfk pvz plants or smth that canonically beats zombies
with harvest you would need to find a way to hide but you would always have food and water
heavens door but like duhh
thoth is like a maybe bc it doesnt help much but at least if youre fucked youll know in advance
lyin eyes could be usefull for finding the zombies and while were on navigation paisley park would be decent as well
oasis could be useful for escaping
burning down the house is a nice place to be safe
achtung baby would be usefull for hiding
killer queen bites the dust is usefull so if anyone figures out where you are or smth like that they immediately die
d4c love train or just d4c for fairly obvious reasons
hey ya is realllly good for also fairly obvious reasons
and tahts all i can think of tbh lots of ppl are saying cheap trick now that im reading and yeah thats also pretty good

[earnest zephyr]

@orchid dock, your Stand Rank is now 3!

[orchid dock]

looking at the wiki tenore sax which i just completely forgot existed is pretty good

and honorable mention goes to super fly bc if youre only fighting one zombie then thats the best one

[toxic viper]

I respect your dedication

[stray osprey]

aren’t zombies supposed to be like walking corpses

[fleet musk]

yes but the one controlling the "corpse" is the virus, technically

[earnest zephyr]

@fleet musk, your Stand Rank is now 3!

[ancient hearth]

what if i use killer queen bites the dust before the the zombie apocalypse could happen and destroyed the virus

[fleet musk]

maybe but only if he know where it comes

[stray osprey]

so they’re still dead

[errant raptor]

Too much text

If it goes past two lines, I don't read it.

[orchid dock]

fair enough

tldr theres way too many good stands

[cursive owl]

the question should actually be "whats the worst stand for an apocalypse?"

[mortal kernel]

Bill

You

[magic radish]

Star platinum (end of diamond is unbreakable)

[zealous condor]

Limp bizkit

If you can't beat them, join them

[orchid dock]

survivor lmfao

[pearl anchor]

Justice

[cursive owl]

i second this but still highly doubt it

[austere herald]

Nah, not for this question

There's far better

Id honestly prefer Pearl Jam

[lusty yew]

Wheel of fortune

[true eagle]

notorious big

[formal saddle]

sun

[orchid dock]

ehhh that ones just really useless but it doesnt actively hinder you

[magic radish]

Death 13

[earnest zephyr]

@magic radish, your Stand Rank is now 2!

[true eagle]

I guess?

You need to die for it to activate. Does getting bit by a zombie count as death or not?

If it does, it can't kill the zombies. It'll try to attack the zombie who killed the stand user, but he's a zombie.

If getting bit by a zombie doesn't count as death, that's even more useless.

[earnest zephyr]

@true eagle, your Stand Rank is now 7!

[orchid dock]

i mean it sort of doesnt matter if it counts

like

if it counts, then congrats, itll do its job AFTER youre already zombified

and if not

then well

itll just not do anything

also

why wouldnt it be able to kill the zombies if it does?

[true eagle]

i prob shouldve made it clearer.

it wont kill the ZOMBIES

it'll kill the ZOMBIE

that makes it worse than almost every other stand for the zombie apocalypse

bc most stands can at least kill multiple zombies and dont require death to work

[solid echo]

w nanji?