[25/8/1] Which JoJo character can take care of you the best?

[glossy moss]

babysit the cutie

[mental geode]

first

[midnight kindle]

hi

[feral steeple]

@midnight kindle, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[lusty moon]

third

[heavy moss]

Holly

[vestal scroll]

Bruno best mom

[lost orchid]

Hmm

[mental geode]

Peak

[neat copper]

jonathan

[full apex]

daddy joseph

[lusty moon]

dio trust

[autumn trail]

rohan

[feral steeple]

@autumn trail, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[low veldt]

My precious beautiful mother Bruno

[warm fossil]

Speedwagon or Bruno

[midnight kindle]

the sun

[sudden sky]

josuke

[charred glacier]

Josuke

[acoustic kayak]

bruno

[buoyant epoch]

Speedwagon

[acoustic kayak]

mommy bruno

[vague obsidian]

bruno bucciarati

[dusky elbow]

maybe like Bucciarati

[sick nest]

josuke

[lost orchid]

Jonathan and Jospeh and Jotaro

[feral steeple]

@sick nest, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[sudden sky]

or maybe gio

[lusty moon]

jk obviously bruno speedwagon or goatsuke

[lapis cove]

Jonathan, Dioppio, Suzi Q, Kira (i will give him my hands), Bucciarati, Fugo and Josuke

[vague obsidian]

bruno my mommy

[gentle surge]

Joshu

[glossy pond]

sweedwagon

[upper nimbus]

coco jumbo

[mystic verge]

both josukes

[surreal zephyr]

narancia 100%

[gentle surge]

Joshu would be an amazing boyfriend

[humble shale]

Tonio next question

[feral steeple]

@humble shale, your Stand Rank is now 5!

[wet dragon]

erina dude she took care of lisa lisa AND george didnt she

[near cradle]

the answer is bucciarati

[simple crane]

[drifting vigil]

johnathan..

[feral steeple]

@simple crane, your Stand Rank is now 2!

[heavy briar]

Uh

[soft topaz]

Lucy steel

[ruby jay]

Joseph would be fun but Jonathan would definitely be the most responsible

[charred hatch]

Bruno for sure

[feral steeple]

@charred hatch, your Stand Rank is now 3!

[pearl hatch]

acca howler

[arctic flint]

Ill take any

[wicked temple]

Johnathan

[granite grotto]

I don't need babysitted

[smoky sorrel]

Jonathan and Bruno ig

[quasi birch]

erina

[bronze viper]

Lisa Lisa, Reimi, or Jonathan

[smoky sorrel]

The default option

[abstract olive]

Bruno

[feral steeple]

@abstract olive, your Stand Rank is now 2!

[stone mortar]

None, im too autistic, maybe Jonathan or something? (honestly idk im very nocturnal, jojo characters seem to have a normal sleep schedule)

[quasi birch]

or bruno

[bronze stump]

JONATHAN

[feral steeple]

@bronze stump, your Stand Rank is now 2!

[night marsh]

*Yukako

[feral steeple]

@night marsh, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[grizzled frost]

speedwagon

[craggy sail]

Mother Bruno

[lusty moon]

oh yeah yukako might be pretty good ngl

or bruno

[restive hedge]

Speedwagon or holly its hard to tell

[night marsh]

I agree

[heavy briar]

Josuke’s mom would take care of me really well…

[magic glade]

speedwagon, bruno, mommy lisa

[sudden grove]

Holly

[bronze stump]

jonathan speedwagon

[smoky sorrel]

Do you really smell that much that you need three showers

[noble slate]

Wonder of U Yandere (but as your stand)

[lusty moon]

oh yeah shoot lisa

[snow geode]

Suzi Q

[lusty moon]

forgot about her

[pseudo token]

I need a speedwagon to sacrifice all his wealth for my bloodline🙏💔

[quasi birch]

erina, mommy bruno or lisa

[grizzled frost]

done

[hazy fern]

Kars
Cuz the ultimate life form means ultimate mommy who'd take care of me

[restive hedge]

Oh yeah susie q

[lusty moon]

no not like that 😔

[lapis cove]

Holly

[grizzled frost]

oh

[bronze viper]

Sex: useless

[heavy briar]

REALLY

[patent imp]

Speedwagon

[heavy briar]

Really well

[grizzled frost]

too late

[lusty moon]

muda muda?

[fleet bluff]

Josuke cuz he'd heal me

[jagged vale]

I'd pick Jonathan and Erina if NO OTHER characters are able to get involved cause I know Dio would be coming for us with Jonathan there..
Erina took care of so many people throughout her life and Jonathan is Jonathan

[glossy fjord]

Johnny Joestar

[craggy sail]

Kars would accidentally eat you vro trust

[restive hedge]

He had a husband and 2 sons and he was too tsundere to take care of them

[snow geode]

A lot of chars can take care of all of us in a different meaning

[mystic kiln]

jodio

[quasi birch]

LITERALLY

[feral steeple]

@fleet bluff, your Stand Rank is now 2!

[restive hedge]

I think speedwagon wins bc of how far hed go for jojo

[hazy fern]

Sex doesn't matter for the ultimate life form
He can take the best care of me cuz he got that elite caring knowledge

[north shale]

ok wait in which sense

does this mean parentingot

or

[fluid widget]

johnathan, speedwagon, erina, and bruno

[stray charm]

Part 4 Josuke

[mystic kiln]

oh wait any probably giornos step dad

[glossy pond]

have fun at space

[obtuse spire]

Buccarati or Narancia

[feral steeple]

@obtuse spire, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[hazy fern]

Have fun missing out on the ultimate form of caring

[lusty moon]

aiyaya ya ya

[calm ermine]

Old Joseph Joestar and his wealth

[acoustic heart]

Oku

[lusty moon]

wait guys hear me out: dio

[spiral stag]

None of them

[north shale]

bruno because im amentally ill and homosexual teenager he specializes in that

[calm ermine]

Your cooked

[quasi birch]

yesss! become one of his workers!

[candid heart]

Erina

[lusty moon]

child labour the goat! :D

[shrewd pebble]

Jolyne

[quasi birch]

LMAO 😭

[glossy pond]

maybe could be pucci?

idk

[quasi birch]

dio part 6

[wanton pond]

Dario brando

[fiery basalt]

holly kujo

[carmine radish]

idk why but i feel like caesar. i get the vibes that he 100% cooks for the women he meets

[stiff moth]

that one character from that one part with jojo fighint that powerful villain

[feral steeple]

@stiff moth, your Stand Rank is now 2!

[exotic shale]

Speedwagon

[feral steeple]

@exotic shale, your Stand Rank is now 4!

[jagged vale]

Actually, I'm hearing you out
Atleast according to the Jojo videogames, he would've treated Giorno great and with a ton of respect if he got to know him
He doesn't sound that bad as a caretaker, atleast if you're poweful or his servant

[exotic shale]

Go away

[candid halo]

Abbacchio can take care of me the best fr

[feral steeple]

@candid halo, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[sweet merlin]

holly kujo

[delicate spindle]

Holly, Johnathan, speedwagon or Kars

[sweet merlin]

or maybe bucciarati

[stiff moth]

go fight jolyne you doofus

[inland steeple]

kira yoshikage

[quasi birch]

heh…. Koichi.

[lost palm]

Irene. Not jolyne. Irene joestar

[meager badge]

speedwagon can take care of me any day of the week🤤🤤

[mystic kiln]

alessi

[random trellis]

Joseph fr

[wild adder]

uhhm...
will i get bullied if i say yukako?
-# bcs i wont lol

[copper gyro]

Speedwagon

[quasi birch]

she gonna strangle u with her hair

[cedar aspen]

My glorious president valentine

[copper gyro]

[wild adder]

i mean im not a mosachist thats why i wont say yukako

[quasi birch]

😭

[obtuse musk]

Bucciarati

[feral steeple]

@obtuse musk, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[random fern]

fr

[timber bronze]

Probably Jonathon

[copper gyro]

He would enroll you in the mafia

[obtuse musk]

I’d gladly enroll lowkey

[quasi night]

Bruno or Fugo (i couldn't piss him off hard enough)

[high socket]

Speedwagon, holly, and I just want to be friends with Josuke

[quasi birch]

if fugo had me as his child hed kill me

[blissful patrol]

jolyne

[wild adder]

yeah idk who to choose actually i would prob say lisa lisa if yk what i mean

[quasi birch]

ur so right

[candid latch]

Speedwagon, Bruno or Josuke

[mortal verge]

Gappy

[final tartan]

[mystic kiln]

alessi, giornos step dad, diavolo

[gentle surge]

Jotaro’s dad

[lunar light]

speed mcqueen so he can js end

lowk i wanna see the method

[sweet fern]

avdol

[dim oracle]

I feel like Kira would have me in very good hands

[stoic cape]

Speedwagon only

[tough oriole]

[sweet merlin]

[tough oriole]

I'd say Lisa Lisa for me, or Elina 💖

[thick bridge]

Abbachio

[feral steeple]

@thick bridge, your Stand Rank is now 3!

[bold acorn]

would be some fun nights

[pseudo crater]

jonathan

[bright wagon]

If I didn't do anything to piss off fugo, that could be alright. Otherwise probably Jonathan

[eternal wasp]

Bruno.

[feral steeple]

@eternal wasp, your Stand Rank is now 4!

[green rock]

holly

[idle linden]

Jonathan, Joseph and Caesar

[lapis cove]

bruno,jonathan,speedwagon etc

[feral steeple]

@lapis cove, your Stand Rank is now 2!

[bold acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/jojos-bizarre-adventure-yes-jojo-jotaro-kujo-gif-16101439

star platinum tbh

spawning cola from nowhere

[daring raven]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-boom-explode-bomb-bru-gif-21707822

[proud sandal]

Kakyoin ❤️

[merry junco]

None of them

[deft anchor]

Young Joseph joestar with a goddamn Tommy gun

[strange igloo]

Bruno easily

[daring root]

Speedwagon

[feral steeple]

@daring root, your Stand Rank is now 3!

[coarse locust]

narancia my baby

[bold forum]

Anyone but alessi

[minor cove]

josukes mom

[bold frost]

Mommy

By mommy i meant bucciarati

[bold harbor]

Speedwagon thé goat

[graceful hound]

red hot chilli pepper with his red hot chillidih

[coarse cobalt]

Shigechi

cause money

[marble marlin]

Holly Joestar

[rose summit]

bucciarati

[obsidian rune]

josukes mom

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-freaky-cat-cat-meme-tongue-out-gif-1492882876567450372

[placid forum]

Jonathan or Joseph

[fleet bluff]

freaky

[obsidian rune]

i am

[strange igloo]

Joshu, cause his hair

His hair is to peak

[next night]

Speedwagon and Erina are two sides of the same coin, if I want someone nurturing, someone to hang out with, or a girl to gossip with I'd go to Erina, if I wanted reassurance, money advice, and gay gossip I'd go to Speedwagon. What I'm saying is Jonathan had two amazing support systems that deserved to have a happy ending where they all stayed in a mansion together sleeping in the same bed all three of them 😔

[obsidian rune]

wowzers

[next night]

He had two hands to hold 😭

[obsidian rune]

speedwagon my waifu

[fading sequoia]

norisuke

[feral steeple]

@fading sequoia, your Stand Rank is now 2!

[glossy pond]

minecraft steak hair

just a lil dark blue

[next night]

Joestars like them Blonde and scrawny, that's why I would be a perfect pick for any of them

[next night]

That's Josuke, not Joshu

[glossy pond]

https://tenor.com/view/josukehair-josuke-josuk-gif-15089933074886114837

im %100 sure

[ancient vine]

jonathan

hes a gentlemen

[timber furnace]

Me and Okuyasu or Josuke

[deft nimbus]

Gimme Bruno 🙏

[tranquil flume]

BRUNO

[prime inlet]

Speedwagon my beloved

[scenic sinew]

emporio again him

very informed boy he could he would

[ember oriole]

Jonathan

[river hemlock]

Rohan

[last owl]

bruno is the best mama

[thin prairie]

i’m gonna say josuke

[river ridge]

Bruno and Jonathan

[livid sail]

Bruno or Mista

[spice dragon]

Erina, jonathan, joseph, josuke and bruno

[bronze pulsar]

Bruno

[steel timber]

cars cuz he could make me a vampire and give me the stone mask with aja stone

[worldly fossil]

Jonathan

[lunar mason]

Kira if your not trying to expose him

[feral steeple]

@lunar mason, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[safe heart]

Josuke

[signal drift]

i think its koichi

[crude shale]

Bruno, Jonathan, Josuke

Also sweet Speedwagon 🙏🏿

[winged star]

Erina

[lapis olive]

Would let Bucciarati tbh

[lament snow]

holy kujo

[exotic bison]

bucciarati the goat

[civic sky]

probably rohan. i like needy people tbh

[shut tartan]

Depends but probably josepg or Jonathan

[civic sky]

or okuyasu, i also like idiots.

[wraith geyser]

Bucciarati

[quaint phoenix]

Erina

[eager fjord]

Joseph, he has a daughter out of the whole Jojo bloodline that is not in that much danger or messed up before Jotaro

And Joseph’s wife (forgot her name)

[meager badge]

funny valentine

[strong vector]

Jolyne please crack me

[feral steeple]

@strong vector, your Stand Rank is now 2!

[strong vector]

I’ll pay money

[cedar fog]

Kakyoin

[native copper]

Rohan 100%

[hardy shore]

get a job

anyways

speedwagon and kakyoin

[low sail]

Koichi

So reliable

[restive vector]

lisa lisa happily

[feral steeple]

@restive vector, your Stand Rank is now 3!

[hidden vale]

Erina

[mystic kiln]

let me get my list

[feral steeple]

@mystic kiln, your Stand Rank is now 3!

[nova vault]

Holly

[cloud zealot]

John

[midnight sigil]

shigechi because he can buy me anything I want

[feral steeple]

@midnight sigil, your Stand Rank is now 5!

[sturdy coral]

I am taking all mommies and Dio

Mommies just for background tho

So I won’t look gay

And Dio is gonna crack me

[coral grove]

Joseph trust..

[errant lake]

I think jonathan would do great

[dire adder]

yes fr hes such a gentleman

[errant lake]

I just need to find a way to trick him into thinking I'm a biological dude because I don't know what he thinks of gay people...

[night marsh]

Koichi

[bronze viper]

Stay away from me

[rapid sigil]

Higashikata josuke from pt 3 we could js play videogames together

[meager pivot]

abbacchio would take good care of me

[oak flower]

Jonathan

Jonathan is and will ALWAYS be the right answer.

[oak flower]

Honestly i don't think he'd care all that much.

[wary dune]

Jonathan because he's a good man or Erina because she's a literal nurse

[oak flower]

Valid

[craggy shadow]

Bruno or speed wagon

[feral steeple]

@craggy shadow, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[broken bone]

Hmm speedwagon or maybe kira even though he’s like a psychopath if we go to the version where he’s dating shinobu I don’t think I’d be that bad

[bronze shuttle]

diavolo

[feral garden]

cheap tricks ♥️

[hollow belfry]

buccurati for sure

[feral steeple]

@hollow belfry, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[compact crest]

Koichi

[rugged comet]

mama bucci

italian food all day

[rain turtle]

Jonathan or Holly

[vestal sand]

Easy

[feral steeple]

@vestal sand, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[vestal sand]

Speedwagon

The first one

[forest sparrow]

Alessi

😏

[hallow thunder]

Cheap Trick

[crude flame]

tonio

bro just needs to feed me every few hours while i meltmaxx and rot in my bed

maybe rohan too he could write some shit on me but idk the limits

[naive rock]

rai

[civic sky]

alessi 💕💕💕

[dull hound]

gold experience

[lusty aurora]

Bruno trust he’ll breastfeed me

[lilac oak]

Bruno

[pine girder]

Giorno he's kinda jesus

[feral steeple]

@pine girder, your Stand Rank is now 2!

[dull hound]

what do you want

[gleaming geyser]

Bruno ig

[wet dragon]

you're right

[elder steppe]

Joseph he seems like a cool guy to babysit me

[tiny arch]

I second Joseph

[feral steeple]

@tiny arch, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[topaz creek]

vannilla ice

[winged copper]

d'arby elder would understand okay but really id pick part 3 joseph

[solemn bone]

The rat

[feral steeple]

@solemn bone, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[plucky walrus]

danny 🤑

[frozen prawn]

pet shop

[buoyant seal]

Josuke because he’s a nice dude and has Crazy Diamond

[unreal relic]

giorno

[flat beacon]

I don't know

[young tinsel]

Joseph

I trust him

[proven oak]

Speedwagon

Or Bruno

Or gyro

Or ringo

Or DIO 🤤

[rose yarrow]

Idk, maybe Diavolo?

Itll be cool having a mafia dad tho

[minor rose]

Hot take... Dio Brando

[abstract gulch]

Bruno would tuck me into my bed real tight and tell me a nice bedtime story

[feral steeple]

@abstract gulch, your Stand Rank is now 5!

[hazy fern]

I was the only one to choose Ultimate Lifeform kars ( he has ultimate knowledge so he knows how to take care and since he is the ultimate being, he is the ultimate caretaker)

[prisma path]

my king usagi

[green cave]

jonathan

[grand sparrow]

Bruno Bucciarati my goat

[spare pivot]

Either Bruno or Holly

[mighty spoke]

dario brando

[feral dirge]

Joseph

[foggy ferry]

bruno mama, holy kujo,jonathan

[frank python]

Definitely Gappy or Jonathon

[gilded solar]

definitely deadpool_0098

[frank python]

[sturdy coral]

All jjba mommies and Dio

[feral steeple]

@sturdy coral, your Stand Rank is now 6!

[elder wind]

did no one say secco 💔

[feral steeple]

@elder wind, your Stand Rank is now 3!

[foggy kelp]

joestar sephtember

[feral steeple]

@foggy kelp, your Stand Rank is now 4!

[solar atlas]

Reo

[feral steeple]

@solar atlas, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[wet mantle]

Kira

[zealous fractal]

SPEEDWAGON

[feral steeple]

@zealous fractal, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[broken zodiac]

speeeeedooo waaaagooooon

[sacred aspen]

Brunooooo

[hazy fern]

Kars and diavolo
Cuz kars is the ultimate life form so ultimate care
And it's canon diavolo took the best care of me in one of his deaths

[bronze torrent]

Jotaro

[candid sparrow]

Josuke

[sterile tartan]

ig jolyne, cause like we both freaky. plus she is married and shi

[feral steeple]

@sterile tartan, your Stand Rank is now 2!

[spring ember]

Jesus👽🥀

[glossy pond]

sweedwagon

[feral steeple]

@glossy pond, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[worldly plinth]

Bruno, Jolyne, Holly, Suzie Q, Johnathan, Tomoko. Easy.

[crimson agate]

joseph joestar

[steep token]

def holly

[frank python]

Kakyoin lookin ass

[steep token]

WAIT

NO

SHES ACTUALLY SWEET

she's a cutie

or suzi

[frank python]

Yeah just fucking around

Fucking with you

[steep token]

😭

[frank python]

For me it's gappy