#[25/7/20] Which JoJo minor villain could you beat?

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inland epoch
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My stand is uptown funk, referencing Bruno Mars

cinder ravine
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i made a stand once

hearty galleon
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Oh cool, did you like build it yourself

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Met a possum that built its own stand out of human remains

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Messed up, they got rabies, RIP

inland epoch
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Basically, if you hear my special word your thoughts will turn to music and you will dance to your thoughts uncontrollably until you lose your mind, only way to counter it is if you stop thinking

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This might be the most op stand

coral cobalt
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i can beat Tamami's "the lock" from part 4, cause i can hire someone that doesent feel guilt to beat the crap out of him... or just beat him up myself (im not gonna feel guilty about that)

inland epoch
cinder ravine
# hearty galleon Oh cool, did you like build it yourself

it lets me go 10 seconds into the past, i retain all the knowledge from the the 10 seconds. people around me might get deja vu when use the stand. minor things like spilled water and broken plates might not get reversed adding to the weirdness. sometimes the other "timelines" are visible in nearby mirrors or other reflective surfaces. people that see the stand feel strong discomfort and unease adding to the psychological warfare aspect. my stand isnt very strong but could defend me from another enemy that isnt very strong (think man in the mirror level strenght) and thats it i guess

inland epoch
hearty galleon
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So Mandom

cinder ravine
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yeah

cinder ravine
hearty galleon
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Niceeee temporal manipulation is always trippy

inland epoch
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I just came up with it

cinder ravine
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FOR ONCE I MAKE SOMETHIGN ORIGINAL

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but actually no

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god damn it

hearty galleon
cinder ravine
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kinda op

hearty galleon
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You can't just stop thinking (unless you're Ungalo 😔)

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Pretty badass though

cinder ravine
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i hate ungalo so much

inland epoch
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Don't know how you could defeat a stand like that

hearty galleon
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I mean I guess just get rid of your hearing like Pucci did with his sight

inland epoch
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And at the same time you're aware of what is happening

inland epoch
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So you couldn't hear the special word

hearty galleon
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That orrrr a musical person could sing their thoughts

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Ariana grande is immune to your attacks lol

inland epoch
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😭

inland epoch
cinder ravine
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im not sure yet

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crystal castles maybe

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the eerieness of their music kinda fits imo

inland epoch
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I see

ruby pasture
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STOP IT I DONT CARE YOURE WEIRD AS FUCK

hollow veldt
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nah its ez

hollow veldt
cinder ravine
hollow veldt
hollow veldt
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and he will believe it

cinder ravine
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Probably

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"did you know that if you jump into an industrial grade shredder you'll get tons of money?"

pine gyro
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I would probably be able to beat speedwagon my waifu

winter spoke
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I could beat stray cat

cinder ravine
violet fjord
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probably death 13

heavy basalt
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hear me out on this one, jailhouse lock would be rly easy to beat

cinder ravine
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No

winter loom
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I don't think i could beat any of em.

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I ain't athletic AT ALL.
I got asthma
I'm dumb as hell
And i am not a stand user, henceforth, i wouldn't even be able to detect the threat

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They gonna no-diff my ass

mystic quail
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Hot take: I solo DIO, Kars, Kira, Diavolo, Pucci, Valentine, Diego, and Toru

winter loom
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How

mystic quail
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pray and hope I dont die

hard geyser
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Wait are we supposed to talk about JoJo?

willow basin
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Wamuu

native cairn
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The kid whos stand is boyz II men

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I just have to win rock paper scissors💔

teal fossil
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d'arby elder

cinder ravine
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Don't even need to play with him

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Probably

shadow canopy
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I could beat Red Hot Chili Peppers

cinder ravine
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Sure you could

haughty obsidian
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Laura

frozen cedar
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Risotto

haughty obsidian
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Dio

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Infant version

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Wonder of u

winter loom
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Pucci as a baby

serene gullBOT
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@winter loom, your Stand Rank is now 2!

thick geyser
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Know what, let’s go with Formaggio 🧀

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Shrinky Cheese Mannnn

haughty obsidian
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Tall Koichi

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Human velocity

green gate
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Melone tbh

thick geyser
# green gate Melone tbh

Ooh, good one. Man doesn’t strike me as the most physical type, so beating him could prove possible. And slam the laptop portion of Babyface closed to prevent the mad science.

green gate
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Just break his laptop and we good

thick geyser
green gate
haughty obsidian
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Kara

serene gullBOT
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@haughty obsidian, your Stand Rank is now 1!

haughty obsidian
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Kars

thick pendant
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which type

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Idk probably the rat

lusty charm
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It's probably none

coarse marlin
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Talking Head

ornate horizon
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wamuu

grand vessel
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I’m just dead tbh

hexed kindle
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the baby

fluid shuttle
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Billie Jean

full jacinth
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the rat is op

azure falcon
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why yall STILL in this chat

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get a job

thick pendant
thick pendant
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Get a job

full jacinth
thick pendant
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I have a certain mutual server with him

azure falcon
winged briar
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The two guys who bullied Erina and Johnathan

steady lodge
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ndoul

thick pendant
balmy cave
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buddys cooked

hollow veldt
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I could easy beat speedwagon

shrewd relic
balmy cave
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wait is it young dio pre time skip or not

shrewd relic
balmy cave
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good

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25% 75%

fluid shuttle
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The guy with the face on the back of his head

drifting osprey
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Voldemort???

fluid shuttle
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Nukesaku

serene gullBOT
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@fluid shuttle, your Stand Rank is now 1!

spring kite
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Alessi

eternal shoal
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superfly

tawny walrus
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who would you CRACK

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runic coral
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John

frank apex
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Shigechi

fluid shuttle
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Bros not beating shigechi

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Shigechi solos ur favorite verse 😹

scenic sky
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All of them

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I solo

next girder
lilac pond
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oingo boingo

frank apex
frank apex
bronze pivot
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The boy with Boy 2 Man stand from part 4

bronze pivot
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Harvet give him testicullar tortion and steal his balls

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not even wally west can survive