[25/7/9] If you were stranded on a desert island, what JoJo character would you bring with you?

[near stump]

kars will definitely help me !!!

[strong geode]

first

nvm

[dense marten]

Joseph

[worn fog]

Wow

[errant abyss]

Gyro

[plush canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/tonio-trussardi-buon-appetito-jojo's-bizarre-adventure-jjba-italy-gif-15155882441136951921

[astral gale]

food made out of sand

[limber thistle]

the baby

[abstract jasper]

Okuyasu to use multiple Za Hando to get out of the island

[astral gale]

not gonna work 😭

[plush canyon]

Free food,

[polar kernel]

either joseph jolyne or d'arby elder

[tawny schooner]

kira

[frozen dawn]

@tawny schooner, your Stand Rank is now 3!

[tawny schooner]

ts pmo

[plush canyon]

Za Hando: Za Warldo

[red scaffold]

Joseph

[ruby wyvern]

Definitely survivor. The stand name is literally survivor so it’ll help me survive

[median raft]

Joseph

[tender tide]

zoro

[still jewel]

Tonio

[frozen dawn]

@still jewel, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[finite blaze]

Koichi, hes very reliable

[strong rapids]

Im bringing harvest along, because it could get all the water and food we need, and find us a way out

[slow ermine]

Giorno because he could get me out of that island and create plants I can eat

[strong geode]

gyro

[plucky magnet]

stroheim

[frozen dawn]

@plucky magnet, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[deep blade]

Giorno

[cinder nest]

Iggy because then uses his stand on the entire island and moves us to Japan

[spark urchin]

Gio Gio

[slim marten]

Tbh, Joseph probably crashed a plane and that's how we got there

[storm relic]

Giorno for free food

[red scaffold]

Survivor does everything but help you survive

[charred swift]

MY LINGUINE

[ivory basalt]

Pesci for food

[astral gale]

best bet

[plush canyon]

Funny Valentine.

[astral gale]

pucci

[astral gale]

wait true

nvm

[plush canyon]

He can take us to another universe

[green snow]

The orangutan with strength

[frozen dawn]

@green snow, your Stand Rank is now 4!

[inland pelican]

Joseph, he will help me escape with an airplane 💔

[orchid kayak]

LMAO

[valid cedar]

Josuke

[gusty condor]

joseph he would somehow get anyone off that island

[frozen dawn]

@gusty condor, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[feral elm]

Josuke or Giorno.

[plucky magnet]

never put the linguine in my f*king toast bread again

[ivory basalt]

not like eating pesci

[orchid kayak]

GOLDEN EXPERIENCE

[ivory basalt]

what

[zinc coyote]

I love Quth Goth♥️♥️♥️🔥🔥

[strong geode]

jojo

[plucky magnet]

wrong reply

[red harness]

Josuke, any construction and injury is done with him around

[orchid kayak]

GIORNO

[plush canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-bizarre-adventure-jjba-jojo's-bizarre-adventure-meme-gif-14047819627040647883

[formal path]

guanglai kangyi

[orchid kayak]

Which one

[red harness]

It will be easy

[strong geode]

jojo, obviously

[orchid kayak]

Which jojo?

[strong geode]

the one from the show

[plush canyon]

Wow…how specific totally not like there’s 9 of them

[hollow dawn]

Diavolo

[zinc coyote]

عموماً كلو خرا

[topaz yew]

The one who goes on the bizarre adventure obviously

[strong geode]

yes

[plush canyon]

Give Jojo #1 and then Jojo #8

[frozen dawn]

@plush canyon, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[violet wagon]

Rohan so he can write "bring me home"

[orchid kayak]

WHICH ONE

[zinc coyote]

انا موجود عشان الشعار يالي جنب اسمي
حتا الانمي ما تابعته

[valid idol]

giorno

[vestal quartz]

Rohan can just write you down to have infinite stamina so you can swim infinitly

[strong geode]

thats actually pretty smart

[torn echo]

food guy and Rohan

[topaz yew]

The one who's also the descendent of someone who's name can be said aloud as "Jo Jo"

[frozen dawn]

@torn echo, your Stand Rank is now 2!

[valid idol]

bro can legit create any animal

[plush canyon]

HEAVENS DOOR TURN HIM INTO A BOAT

[green snow]

And you can build a boat in a day if he writes that you can
/will

[torn echo]

or no mm wait probably water guy from part 3

[vestal quartz]

Yeah

[strong geode]

but he could just also write down ''is home'' or something

[vestal quartz]

Nah he would be mid, hes stand is just water hand thats all

[slim marten]

Jotaro's gonna talk to the dolphins to save us

[plush canyon]

Heavens Door Give him Schizophrenia

[torn echo]

tru

[plush canyon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/960324674452094978/1111465459427061840/image0.gif

[topaz yew]

Foo Fighters is my pick. You don't have to worry about their water, they'd heal your injuries, and they'd be able to send for help.

[green snow]

If I left part of my outfit at home Josuke could teleport us back

[valid idol]

oh wait

[topaz yew]

Plus, they might be able to help with fishing somehow

[vestal quartz]

Fax

[plush canyon]

It has to have your blood or something

Your outfit isn’t your body

Oh wait you said part

Nvm

[valid idol]

i can just bring weather forcast

easy dubs

[plush canyon]

“Weather Forcast”

Lock in 💔

[green snow]

But heavy weather could js kill you

[vestal quartz]

Wait

We are ao stupid

[topaz yew]

Bro fr thought bro was coming to the island naked

[vestal quartz]

We can have pucci

[valid idol]

thats what i said

[plush canyon]

Just say Weather Report gng

[plush canyon]

Silly localized names

[green snow]

He’s slower than a dolphin in accelerated time

[topaz yew]

What makes you think Pucci would help you even if he could?

[vestal quartz]

It was plot armor tbh

[plush canyon]

“Lord Dio will give you his cum.”

[green snow]

Filthy acts at a reasonable price

[clever grail]

Star platinum and then begin using the stand jump to fly over the water like I’m Adam warlock

[zinc coyote]

انتو مجتمع بضان فشخ

[valid idol]

thats his acctual name

[strong geode]

also pucci would make the currents impossible to navigate through

[zinc coyote]

يبضااااني

[clever grail]

or David Hasselhoff

[zinc coyote]

يبضاااااني

[plush canyon]

It’s Weather Report

[valid idol]

Emporio Alniño

[vestal quartz]

Hold on

A sec

[plush canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/enrico-pucci-weather-report-made-in-heaven-time-acceleration-oxygen-gif-27272727

[green snow]

It’s plot armour that he had the stamina to keep swimming too tbf so it cancels out

[vestal quartz]

C moon can change like gravity right

[strong geode]

he still has to swim through the water like it would be at its normal speed

[green snow]

Based on the opposite way pucci stands

[zinc coyote]

اللغه الانجليزيه بضااان

وانا بضان

والكوكب كله بضان

[plush canyon]

Funny Valentine is the best option

[vestal quartz]

Isnt fv teleporting you to other dimensions

[plush canyon]

He can take us to a universe where that island is land or something

[strong geode]

jotaro cuz he can fly apparently

[charred linden]

https://tenor.com/view/jjba-jojos-bizarre-adventure-anime-summin-dog-gif-17858051

[frozen dawn]

@charred linden, your Stand Rank is now 19!

[charred linden]

Iggy get my ahh out of here

[plush canyon]

Yeah but that dimension could have land there and not a island

[vestal quartz]

They jumped in part 3 final battle

[topaz yew]

Let me consult my list from the other week of the jojo characters I'd crack...

[green snow]

Mr President and let Coco Jumbo swim back while I sit having drinks

[vestal quartz]

Yeah i guess

[vestal quartz]

Its a land turtle, he would choke undrrwater

[kind hornet]

My Stand Blackout Genesis

[versed flare]

<-- this guys stand, so i turn the water to ice and leave

[strong geode]

they flew

[plush canyon]

Well he better hold his breath

[green snow]

I’m pretty sure all turtles have gills unless it’s a tortoise

[ruby saddle]

Jodio. Infinite fresh water and crops grows faster

[frozen dawn]

@ruby saddle, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[plush canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/jodio-jojo-jjba-jojolands-vettis-gif-9230735186481148917

[strong geode]

you could see them slowly take off the ground with their feet hanging down, they didnt jump

[green snow]

Mb that’s stupid, they js hold their breath well

[valid idol]

[frozen dawn]

@valid idol, your Stand Rank is now 4!

[vestal quartz]

No there are like water turtles with like those flat arms and legs and land turtles woth normal legs

[noble gate]

yes

[plush canyon]

Gappy because he’ll forget we’re on a island and it’ll disappear

[ruby saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-jojo-gif-19453868

[green snow]

I’ll be patient

[vestal quartz]

Guys

Wasnt a boat a stand user?

[green snow]

Strength

[vestal quartz]

Or a monkey

Like

Its a goddamn boat

[strong geode]

oh yea i forgot

[ruby saddle]

Yeah but he need a base

[strong geode]

but yea the monkey is the user

[ruby saddle]

And if you don't have one

[vestal quartz]

Not even a boat its a yaht

[silver tide]

That alien dude so he can turn into a boat and we can sail away

[vestal quartz]

Oh dang it

[vestal quartz]

Also true

[ruby saddle]

Plus the monkey is a modo discord (HE TRY TO GROOM)

[valid idol]

a freaky monkey aswell 💀

[plush canyon]

Oh yeah

[green snow]

You don’t want to be with the orangutan tho he’s weird

[strong geode]

mikitaka i think

[plush canyon]

Not unless your a underage girl

[dawn haven]

Bohemian Rhapsody

[green snow]

There are many high frequency sounds underwater though

[vestal quartz]

This monkey is literally every p.e. teacher

[ruby saddle]

Overrated

[past summit]

Giorno (Pre-Requiem)

[serene plume]

manga version of josuke’s mom if she lays down i can walk across the ocean on her forehead to the next island

[valid idol]

https://tenor.com/view/forever-jojo-jojos-bizarre-adventure-monkey-pedometer-gif-24942960

[dawn haven]

Think about it he could spawn Subnautica leviathans- oh wait

[plush canyon]

One whale and we’re cooked

[nimble pier]

Forget going anywhere. I'm just gonna stay there with Rohan

At least there would be entertainment

[vestal quartz]

And what will he do bring mickey mouse old intro boat?

Actually

[green snow]

That’s a better idea. I’d stay with Part 6 Jotaro and talk about starfish

[vestal quartz]

This could work

[ruby saddle]

You want him to draw WHAT ? There no paper and ink in a desert island

[plush canyon]

What about my own custom stand, “Gooner’s Paradise”

[serene plume]

i can hear the whistle faintly in my left ear

[spice sable]

Forever.

[plush canyon]

He could use you.

[vestal quartz]

Wood > paper
Octopus > ink

[green snow]

Could judgement wish me over to reality

[green snow]

Not reality but back home

[vestal quartz]

Imagine inhaling form that old gramny

[dusty fern]

Honestly, Josuke, bro would build the best shelter 🔥

[plush canyon]

Now back to this, how Gooner’s Paradise works is basically, as long as I believe in it, it can happen and it’ll exist

[ruby saddle]

Yeah that's fair

[silver tide]

STRIP YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

[nimble pier]

Man idk, rocks?

[twin sleet]

Joseph Joestar

[frozen dawn]

@twin sleet, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[plush canyon]

So if I believe that the island is my house, then it’s my house.

[serene plume]

two identical rocks…

[vestal quartz]

Guys we all know joseph joestar with a used gum will make whole new working economy

[plush canyon]

ROCKS? Like…Rock Paper Scissors?

[ruby saddle]

I think I will take Tohru and WOU. Like that the chance of save are 100 %

[green snow]

Hahahahahhahahahah

[plush canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/jo-jos-bizarre-adventure-paper-turtle-gif-15019060

[vestal quartz]

I have an idea

[serene plume]

Yo angelo

[ruby saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-moai-dwayne-johnson-d3s-gif-17850471898251413922

[green snow]

I want janken boy in a universe where he beats everyone in the verse 3 times in rock paper scissors

[plush canyon]

He ain’t helping you unless you have good music, plus you can’t even be with him cuz of calamity

[vestal quartz]

I will take guy with enigma stand so he will trap whole ocean in a paper

[paper barn]

MR

[frozen dawn]

@paper barn, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[paper barn]

ME*

[plush canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-calamity-wonder-of-u-jojolion-jojolionbae-gif-26676639

[serene plume]

hello wou

[valid idol]

GUYS

[ruby saddle]

Duck I will be crushed by a rock before he can help me

[valid idol]

GUYS

[rocky oasis]

Iggy bc the sand on the island could let him make a boat or something for us to leave

[ruby saddle]

I forgot calamity touch everything nor it's good or evil

[plush canyon]

I touch myself to Calamity

[green snow]

Water might mess it up by compacting it

[valid idol]

GUYS

[plush canyon]

So it doesn’t work

[ruby saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/big-brain-markiplier-gif-14835823

[valid idol]

Bohemian Rhapsody

[vestal quartz]

You mean the terraria mode? Real

[rocky oasis]

Water can’t mess it up.

[serene plume]

the key turtle would be pretty neat to have

[green snow]

Iggy never made any complex structures underwater other than a sand igloo that caved in if I remember correctly

[serene plume]

polnareff 3.0

[vestal quartz]

Nope

[plush canyon]

JoJo Part 18: JoJoestar Joestar Kujo

[rocky oasis]

If it doesn’t work than Iggy could use the glider or something

[vestal quartz]

And what will you bounce from

[plush canyon]

My cheeks

[green snow]

Ermes! With a gun and infinite ammo!

[green snow]

Or js rocks

[plush canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-sale-jojo-sale-kraft-work-kraft-work-jojo-gif-19230827

[vestal quartz]

Gold experience could maybe work

[rocky oasis]

That’s true, but i think I remember reading in his wiki that iggy could do whatever he wanted with his stand and wasn’t limited to what was shown in the anime

[green snow]

He could make a whale or smth

[vestal quartz]

Yeah

Doplhin is enough

[green snow]

Yh, could be right, I js dk if he could do all of it underwater

[green snow]

True

[vestal quartz]

Amd he could create like the device

That show you directions

Idk how its in english

[green snow]

Like a satnav or GPS kind of thing

[vestal quartz]

Compass

Its literally omg...

I though its something else

In engliah

Its literally the same tging in my language

[sour sentinel]

Paisley park easily

[plucky magnet]

why such choice,
i'd rather choose giorno or kars for infinite food

even though, eating kars may seem infinite its kind of disgusting

[elder lily]

Coco jumbo

I get free room

[sour sentinel]

Id rather be off of the ilsand as soon as possible plus paisley park can lead to fish and other things not to mention how yasuho has gappy (the former sailor) on speed dial

[plucky magnet]

or the sun to literally melt the ocean getting free fish

even tho you'll die before getting any food

sob

[sour sentinel]

Yeah unfortunately

Coco jumbo might be the best option tbh

[proper burrow]

The freaky orangutan

[sour sentinel]

That orangutan will not be helping bro 😭

[cobalt crane]

Shigechi

[hidden radish]

I feel like josuke would be fun to spend time with, plus he could easily make us shelter and heal me if I ever got hurt. but obviously for shits and giggles I have to choose Joseph

[cursive hearth]

rai mamezuku for many reasons, not biased at all

but genuinely hed be really good

[warm dock]

Imposter Captain tenille

His stand probably has the best chance of getting me back home

[pulsar heath]

Joseph because he's the only one that could get us out of that situation

[warm dock]

For surviving with them id probably say Kanedaichi

[fluid musk]

Chef Tonio

[warm dock]

If i felt like doing work then Forever

[coarse swallow]

Yeah, I'd definitely bring Tonio too

[half timber]

forever is probably the right answer… but it’s not the good one

[warped sapphire]

hear me out, ghiaccio, cause i feel like he could just freeze the water back to the mainland

[twilit grotto]

dessert island? I ain't bringing anyone with me???

i want all of those desserts for myself

obviously...

cheesecake, hazelnut chocolate, ice cream

like bro

no sharing

[novel musk]

caesar

[twilit grotto]

bro's bringing himself

[novel musk]

Absolutely

[empty wren]

foo

so we can get freaky

[hot elm]

Fugo
No particular reason, I'm just biased

[fiery wraith]

FF

[vagrant elm]

Giorno because infinite food glitch

And with GER he could probs unstrand me from the island

[empty wren]

if u eat the food ur gonna get bit tho right

[vagrant elm]

Not if I cook the food first

[empty wren]

i mean sure maybe that works ig

ff is the better option by far cuz id just eat her out when im hungry

then go to the jungle or whatever and find food

[soft imp]

Ghiaccio then he would make an ice bridge

[empty wren]

true true

or rissoto nero so i can get a painful and possibly slow death

which actually idk y id want that

id choose abbaccio

so when im bored moody blues can do some silly stuff or something

[steep holly]

Rohan Kishoba, he can remove my need for food and water, if that isn’t allowed then Tonio, he can cook a simple dish that removes whatever illness or issue I get

[coarse swallow]

If I use the world can I walk on water

Speedwagon can literally call his foundation

[shadow python]

Mikitaka, he could turn into a rowboat and I could get back to land

[twilit grotto]

nahhhhh ya'll are too nice

you should keep all the desserts for urself

[river verge]

joseph fo sho

[thin shale]

ngl jolyne

[valid elbow]

tonio

[static yacht]

The guy with the sun stand in stardust crusaders

[ivory grove]

can i just bring the fucking orangutan

[frozen dawn]

@ivory grove, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[ivory grove]

she has a boat

[stoic yacht]

giorno can make us some dolphins to ride out to land

[frozen dawn]

@stoic yacht, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[leaden phoenix]

The monkey with the strength so we can go back home.

[versed flare]

Za hando za warudo

[frozen dawn]

@versed flare, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[versed flare]

Thx 👍

[dim skiff]

Joseph💔

[golden oar]

i'd just bring Cameo and Judgement, get real

[frozen dawn]

@golden oar, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[golden oar]

Wut I thought I aleady it rank 1

[viscid flint]

Polnareff

[frozen dawn]

@viscid flint, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[viscid flint]

And or kakyoin

?

Did I lose my levels

[empty wren]

since when is that an ability

[raven rampart]

Melone would be a godsend

He can turn anything living into an object

And since an island of full of organic matter

[coarse swallow]

the world is frozen

water particles would also be frozen

time is stopped

that means the water wont have time to react

like in futurama when fry and leela are frozen in time

they walk on the ocean

[calm crypt]

Joseph cuz he always has a way 😁✌️

[jolly lance]

josuke/crazy diamond to rebuild the plane or weather report/wez to fly me out

[gusty condor]

koichi because he’s a reliable guy

[coarse swallow]

who tf said there was a plain?

plane

emporio

he's a reliable guy

wait which stand users have domain expansion?

[crimson stratus]

Weather Report because he can make it rain food or smth

Donatello Versace so he can dig up events on how we can survive

[frozen dawn]

@crimson stratus, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[keen pivot]

josuke or joseph

[warm dock]

You'd have to build a boat

[rapid veldt]

Emporio or Koichi

[fresh sonnet]

Rohan because if I'm gonna die on an island I might as well be stuck there with a baddie🤤

[dusty scarab]

Joseph

[solemn mauve]

def diavolo

he's so bad 😮‍💨😮‍💨

[frigid talon]

The dude with the survivor stand

[frozen dawn]

@frigid talon, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[frigid talon]

Fuck I gotta go shit

[ruby coral]

John

[frozen dawn]

@ruby coral, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[radiant latch]

Pocoloco

[warm dock]

Yasuho

She's hot and paisley park gonna tell us how to survive

[low hornet]

Naked Gyro and that's all I need

[plucky hazel]

side eye Joseph

[frozen dawn]

@plucky hazel, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[jolly lance]

Oh yeah

[empty wren]

but u dont have the stand 😭

ud be frozen too

[mortal dust]

My goat Jonathan, I can piggyback ride him and he can just use Hamon to get out of the island

[glad vector]

Josuke wouldn’t be that bad of a guy to be stuck with.

[versed flare]

Za warudo over heaven (canon stand)

[low hornet]

Za hando za warldo

https://tenor.com/view/okuyasu-the-hand-the-world-jojo-gif-12108044428281677417

[static gazelle]

Iggy and jotaro

[dreamy topaz]

all i’d need is Usagi then i can just ask for a boat and we’re outta there

[proper burrow]

Trade my lesbian porn for a boat

[frozen dawn]

@proper burrow, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[hexed pulsar]

Arabia Fats

🔥

[hexed pulsar]

for his used up luck bro? 😭

his luck only lasted for the period of sbr

[frozen dawn]

@hexed pulsar, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[hexed pulsar]

jokes aside best would be

weather report

or giorno

[thorny ibex]

Strength is a fucking boat

[lost harbor]

shigechi

dude his stand is like

Actually goated for this

Cause like harvest can get anything shigechi tells them to get

So I could have shigechi get wood to build a raft as well as have him get food

[maiden fractal]

monkey and strength will help

if i sneak onto his ship

or maybe i'll die and respawn at my home

[hexed pulsar]

i was like does it have food..