[25/6/29] What Stand should've had a different name?

[proven plaza]

i think chili pepper could've been speed demon

[sand galleon]

idk

Ball Breaker to Testicular Torsion

[sharp kiln]

first

unc

BRO

[sand galleon]

nuh uh

[remote trellis]

Hhmm

[vague wyvern]

limp biscuit

or something

[sharp kiln]

you in my chain list now...

[stable edge]

Lmao.

[delicate wing]

STEPMOM

[worthy dune]

🥶

[vague wyvern]

could've been warm cookie

[vague wyvern]

best one

[sharp kiln]

you in my chain list unc...

[dusk flower]

FLACID PANCAKES🗣️🗣️

[sand galleon]

Good sir I am the first

[final sinew]

super fly and tower of gray

[fallow pebble]

the world by colck

[vague wyvern]

that should be renamed to british abominations

[daring swallow]

ball breaker, hermit purple

[opaque meteor]

Are we counting the localizations?

[sharp kiln]

star platinum to diamond sun

[jaunty garden]

Civil war name as world War would be tuff

[sand galleon]

Im not an unc bro, Im 15 (and very unemployed as well) 🥀

[stable edge]

I don't think any stand should have had a different name. They all fit nicely.

[sharp kiln]

[sharp kiln]

vros pushing 30!

[vague wyvern]

'star' could be 'planet'

[opaque meteor]

Canon names yes. Localized names no.

[leaden quartz]

tower of gray and superfly should switch names

[vague wyvern]

crimes 4 dimes

[onyx rune]

Switch tower of gray and super fly

[rocky notch]

100%

[vagrant fern]

The world to the mangos and jotaro fights dio in blox fruits

[stable edge]

I think that's what we are talking about, yead.

[opaque meteor]

Tower of Gray is a tarot card stand tho.

[wet sage]

The world should’ve been holy diver and araki wanted it to be look at the scuba tanks

[vague wyvern]

10/10 opinion

[formal sundial]

[mortal onyx]

[formal sundial]

[sharp kiln]

the sun is a giant star

[vague wyvern]

true

[stone idol]

White Snake Over Heaven /j

[vagrant fern]

Actually I think the suns a square 😂 ✌️

[onyx rune]

I personally think that baby face should’ve been renamed to The Offspring

[low current]

Heirophant should have been named villager from minecraft as soon as the anime came around

[sharp kiln]

WHITE SNAKE OVER HEAVEN LIKE FROM PJJ BOII (project jojo)

[vague wyvern]

or is it a triangle

[shrewd shale]

this made me laugh so hard bro

[onyx jewel]

This is what araki originally planned, trust🔥

[opaque meteor]

Project Jojo mentioned. I have truly found my tribe.

[shrewd shale]

hermit purple 🙏🙏

[ionic mural]

first

[opaque meteor]

Part 10 is gonna take place in Roblox, trust.

[modest snow]

Chocolate Disco because every time I read its name I have the song in my head and I hate it

[low current]

Reminds me of something i thought once that if a stand was named after Sweet Child O' Mine the localized would be something like "Pleasant offspring O' belonging to me"

[onyx rune]

Part 67: mango fruits

[weary frigate]

Emperor to Guns N' Roses

[dusk anchor]

Nut King Call

[wild dune]

Cream purely for being the only stand in Part 3 to not be based on a tarot card or an Egyptian God

Vanilla Ice having a stand like Cream still slaps though

[onyx rune]

“quite unpleasant and felonious acts performed at a mere cost that will not lower your balance by much”

[edgy bramble]

Tusk should of been named Horn imo

[night badge]

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap to unclean actions committed at frugal costs

[dusk anchor]

Tower of grey & Super fly

[hoary widget]

The Lock to Taxman

[dusk anchor]

for obvious reasons XD

[opaque meteor]

Like there were DEFINITELY some Egyptian Gods they could have used.

[opaque meteor]

Dimes For Crimes

[tight laurel]

Hermit purple

[edgy bramble]

Tower of gay and super pants fly

[icy willow]

C-Moon could've been stairway to heaven, since it's the path for getting Made in Heaven (yes ik MiH's original name)

[dusk anchor]

see thats what i said

[sharp kiln]

boiii kc over heaven when....

[low current]

"A delightful progeny whomst has the honor of being in my possesion"

[opaque meteor]

BOIII RHCP Over Heaven when.....

[sharp kiln]

boi.

[icy willow]

TENORE SAX RAHHHH

[onyx rune]

Can we all agree that the best named stand is King Crimson

[edgy bramble]

guys whats this weird white stuff on my rasberrys? Its very slimy? Tasty tho

[opaque meteor]

HOLLY'S CURSE

[opaque meteor]

Acting like Made In Heaven doesn't exist.

[low current]

Killer queen is pretty cool
I just like queen in general tho

[onyx rune]

I forgot

[icy willow]

Goes hard, ngl. But I think Made in Heaven is the most stupidly perfect name when you look at the lyrics and meaning

[sharp kiln]

vro thinks heaven's door isn't tuff

[hoary widget]

Wonder of U is the best name

[icy willow]

Plus the name absolutely fits Pucci's character in universe

[onyx rune]

DAMNIT AND THERE’S STILL SHINING DIAMOND

[onyx rune]

Before someone kills me, lemme explain

[opaque meteor]

Close second for me but very respectable opinion.

[edgy bramble]

Killer queen BTD should be Preposterous Monarch Swallows Thy Residue

[low current]

They shouldve named a stand Roundabout
Or just after the band,
Imagine summoning your stand and you just scream "YES"

[onyx rune]

Crazy diamond is an obvious reference to the song “Shine on You, Crazy Diamond” by Pink Floyd, and the localized name being “Shining Diamond” is smart since it still keeps some of the song name

[onyx rune]

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

[low current]

EXACTLY

PETITION FOR SP TO BE NAMED YES

[onyx rune]

can star platinum be named punchy boy /ref

I still find it funny that Jotaro thought that his stand ability was literally just to punch really really hard

[opaque meteor]

If Star Platinum was a Pokemon they would have named it "ORA"

[icy willow]

Like, sure, "Foo Fighters" and "Gold Experience" go hard. But we never get any sort of explanation for why they thought of those. But Pucci? Yeah, he's delusional enough to believe he's enacting God's will, and thus was sent down to him

[low current]

Areosmith should have been named the little plane that could

[fast iron]

I think speed demon could've been chilli Pepper

[lament maple]

Dirty deeds done dirt cheep to despicable doings decided disgustingly cheep

[icy willow]

It's evolution would be Oraora

[onyx rune]

Powerline could’ve been chili pepper and Pearl Jam could’ve been named Red Hot Chili Peppers

[opaque meteor]

Final form is Oraoraora

[onyx rune]

Ora: Muda

[elder wolf]

Death 13 to Death because it would’ve been both a music and a Tarot reference

[icy willow]

But the 13 is what ties it together and makes it unique

[wild dune]

I forgot about this too
That should be changed too

[low current]

Death 13 is technically a tarot ref but yknow i do agree

[onyx rune]

Just name it Tally Hall and call it a day

[elder wolf]

Other enemy stands in the first half of part 3 didn’t have numbers though

[low current]

Honestly weather report should have been named Thunderstruck
Localized is like, lightning hit

[icy willow]

Again, what makes it unique

[teal kayak]

In a Silent Way could be Soundgarden

[hoary widget]

Tally Hall peak

[low current]

Peak mentiom

[elder wolf]

Yea good name

[icy willow]

But we only see Weather use lightning once, and it was just for a gag

Weather is too stupid 🥀

Would go crazy hard as a name though

[low current]

Its still technically a good name but that is a good point

[onyx rune]

Rename Wonder of U to Smooth Criminal

[low current]

Someone make a lemon demon stand now

[icy willow]

It's a good name, but Wonder of U is too iconic to change

[onyx rune]

Ture…

[icy willow]

I see the vision tho

[onyx rune]

Wait

There’s def another stand that could have that name

[icy willow]

The Hustle could've been smooth criminal

[onyx rune]

I was prolly just rushing to find one to fit smooth criminal

[opaque meteor]

Metallica to Iron Man

[icy willow]

Even smooth operators, but I prefer the current name

[onyx rune]

I personally think Highway Star is a fire ass name

[onyx rune]

Silver Chariot

[icy willow]

Highway Gogo clears

[opaque meteor]

Highway Go Go >>>

[low current]

One that should never be changed is Cream
Araki made a good pun there by making it Vanilla ice and cream

[onyx rune]

Flaccid Pancake solos your fav😂😂✌️✌️

[low current]

Personally filthy acts at a reasonable price is peak

[opaque meteor]

Dimes 4 Crimes >>>

[deep lake]

Give ANYTHING Slipknot

[icy willow]

You gotta love Araki naming his scariest villain the cutest thing

[low current]

Literally

[onyx rune]

Blueford>>

[low current]

Has a stand ever been named after Korn

Imagine that

[icy willow]

CAT SIZE SHOULD'VE BEEN CALLED SLIPKNOT RAHHHH

[low current]

Also boys man man appreciation

[deep lake]

SLIPKNOT IS PEAK

[icy willow]

Tusk to Twist

[valid torrent]

Flaccid pancake 🥀

[vital schooner]

PEARL JAM it should have been red hot chili peppers

[opaque meteor]

Catch the Rainbow Remember the Rain

🙂‍↕️

[low current]

Yo-yo ma should have been yo mama /j

[opaque meteor]

Wait Twist actually makes sense...

[opaque meteor]

Localized name 10000% percent.

They're not gonna be able to resist the urge.

[keen bone]

JONATHAN'S STAND

[low current]

Def

[icy willow]

That's an interesting one

I love catch the rainbow. But honestly might be an improvement

[low current]

Someone name a stand after super freak

[icy willow]

Alessi

[keen bone]

Magician's Red-> Abracadabra

[opaque meteor]

STOP

[icy willow]

IS HE NOT A "SUPER FREAK" THOUGH!?

And his stand is inherently freaky

[opaque meteor]

NOO BRO I HATE ALESSI 😭

[tight obsidian]

Vanilla ice's "cream" don't look like "cream" at all

[opaque meteor]

Anybody else.

[keen bone]

Berryberry Skull-> Samurai Abstinence Patrol

Nobody gonna think of a more fitting name change than that

[opaque meteor]

Actually I'll raise you Forever.

[keen bone]

(Nobody gives a fuck about berryberry skull)

[icy willow]

Ehh, Forever himself is a super freak. But his stand doesn't imply it

[low current]

But, but pun :(

[keen bone]

Bastet->Regretroid

[icy willow]

We're naming the stands here

Green Day -> War Pigs

[keen bone]

D4C-> Under the Covers

[tight obsidian]

The pun would be better if it's actually cream

[keen bone]

Bites the Dust->Don't You Know

(Danny dont you know)

[icy willow]

"In the fields, the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind
Poisoning their brainwashed minds"

"Now in darkness, world stops turning
Ashes where their bodies burning
No more war pigs have the power
Hand of God has struck the hour"

[vagrant fern]

Magicians red -> Firestarter

[keen bone]

Death Thirteen-> it's bedtime

[icy willow]

Also keeping in mind Giorno is an allegory for the son of God

[low current]

If they ever named holly's stand it should have been named after every rose has it's thorn

[keen bone]

Black Sabbath->Ninja Brian

Scary Monsters-Dinosaur Lazer Fight

[low current]

Golden expirience -> yellow encounter /j

[keen bone]

Abracadabra was my only serious one, some of these are decent but I'm just trying to see how many I can make into nsp/starbomb

Wheel of Fortune-> I own a Car!

[icy willow]

Fun Fun Fun could've done with an extra Fun

Fun Fun Fun -> Fun Fun Fun Fun

[keen bone]

Fun Fun Fun->Three Minutes of Ecstasy

Killer Queen -> Starbomb
Sheer Heart Attack-> Player Select
Bites the Dust -> Tryforce

[low current]

Tenore sax should have been recently renamed to labrynith, either as a nod to the 1986 film or my personal favorite, the song by miracle musical

[icy willow]

Brain Storm --> Green Needle

[low current]

Strength -> mmm.. Monkey

[vagrant fern]

Mr. president —> hotel California

[keen bone]

King Crimson->Vegeta
Epitaph->Serenade

[wet compass]

@vagrant fern, your Stand Rank is now 1!

@keen bone, your Stand Rank is now 21!

[vagrant fern]

Stray cat —-> airbag

[low current]

Sun -> Bright flaming ball in the sky that hurts my eyes

[vagrant fern]

Star Platinum —> Solaris

[opaque meteor]

Talking Head -> Fairies Wear Boots 🙂‍↕️

[vagrant fern]

Oh! Lonesome me —> Pieces of me

[icy willow]

November Rain -> Hatsune Miku (Jodio's just a fan)

[vagrant fern]

November Rain —> September Rain

[opaque meteor]

December Rain >>>

[low current]

Moody blues -> Sound of da police

[icy willow]

Green Day -> (Who let the) Dogs Out

Because of Secco

[low current]

Moody blue's localized name should have been unhappy indigo

[keen bone]

Manhatten Transfer->I Choose You to Die
Atum-> Luigi's Ballad
Silver Chariot->Go Alone
Diver Down->Mega Marital
Jonathan's stand->Ryu
Hermit purple->Ken
Tenore Sax->Crasher-Vania
Marilyn Manson->Book of Nook
Purple Haze->Best Pal
Bastet->Regretroid
Cream->Kirby in Creamland
Tusk act 1->Simple Plot Cloud

For first starbomb album

[low current]

Heaven's door -> horihiko araki

That way he's truly a self insery

[keen bone]

Bohemian Rhapody->Smash!
Khnum->need of disguise
Echoes->Hero of Rhyme
In a silent way->Joins the Band
Gold Experience->New Pokerap
Star Platinum->Title Fight
Survivor->Kombat High
Justice-> Lament
The World->God of No More
Moody Blues->Mystery Hour
Babyface-> Minecraft for Everyone
Tusk act 2->Simple Plot Snake

[mild osprey]

So true

I can't lie

[keen bone]

20th century boy->Hardest in the World
Strength->Boy and his Boat
Oasis->Filling in
Osiris-> Welcome to The Party
Whitesnake->Dream Daddy
Not doing this one->Donkey Kong Joonyer
RHCP->Wild Guitar Solo Appears
Tusk act 3->Simple Plot Sora
White Album-> Checks the Mic
Sex Pistols->Blowing Payloads
King crimson->Vegeta
Epitaph->Serenade
Lovers->This Song Sucks

Killer Queen ->New Starbomb
Foo fighters->Smash or Pass
Heaven's door->Greatest Announcement
Hierophant Green-> Pitch ideas
Mr. President->Kiss the Ring
Pearl Jam-> a la Kart
Notorious B.I.G->Biggest in Hyrule
Nut King Call->Krobus
Doobie Wah!-> Joy-con Drift
Milagroman->Last Ring
Highway to hell-> Feels Incredible
Wonder of U-> Wheel of Misfortune
C-Moon->Falling Diagonally
Tusk act 4->Simple Plot James
Made in heaven-> Intro (try)

Gonna take a break because I need sleep

[tropic zodiac]

Heavens door should be changed to some random bad employee’s irl address

[keen bone]

177 Arin Close, Wetaskiwin Alberta, T8P3GU

Gef

What do you think of mine

[tropic zodiac]

Goated

[signal gulch]

Idk what stand but smthing should be named can't stop

[chrome prawn]

None of them
(Also Tower of Gray and Super Fly shouldn't change names, because that would mess up the whole Tarot Card system)

[mild osprey]

Soft and wet >>> Solid and Dry

[vernal swallow]

i like all the stand names

cant think of one id change

[simple crystal]

sex pistols -> armed and dangerous

[bleak oxide]

red hot chili pepper should've been something more related to electricity but I just woke up and I don't have time to think of one rn so back to bed i go

[dusk anchor]

Electric Warrior, easily

[sterile widget]

Red Hot Chili Pepper should've been thunderstruck for sure

[bleak oxide]

yeah

[bleak oxide]

Both of these work

[foggy imp]

I am sorry bro but Red Hot Chili Peppers is a stupid name for a stand that looks like an anthropomorphic featherless bird with electricity. Thunderstruck is literally right there dude!

[wet compass]

@foggy imp, your Stand Rank is now 12!

[foggy imp]

Or Electric Ladyland, or Electric Light Orchestra, or Archangels Thunderbird

[mild osprey]

Crazy Diamond >> Normal coal

The hand >> la leg

[sharp kiln]

i am a rock to become wood

[waxen finch]

Chili Pepper and Pearljam should've switched names

[mild osprey]

Im calling mod

[quaint helm]

chill out

[wet compass]

@quaint helm, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[fathom knot]

what happened chat

[quaint helm]

idk

someone tried to report me cuz I said soft and wet stand sounds like a toy

[fathom knot]

ehhh, you couldve kept it to yourself but i dont think it constitutes a mod call

[quaint helm]

true

I was just being honest

I had no idea being honest was not allowed sometimes

[fathom knot]

i feel that but i would steer more toward tamer subjects

even if its not that bad

[sterile widget]

Actually so real!!! Though chili pepper probably wouldn't 100% mesh with Tonio's sweet personality, Pearl Jam fits so well with the rock theming and smooth design of RHCP

[waxen crag]

doggystyle, anything but that...

[weary lagoon]

The World shoulda been Holy Diver

Diver Down shoulda been Cathedral

and Limp Bizkit should've been Eat You Alive

[wet compass]

@weary lagoon, your Stand Rank is now 24!

[keen bone]

Black Sabbath->Ninja Sex Party
Sugar Mountain->The Decision
Scary monsters->Dinosaur lazer fight
The MATTEKUDASAI->Objects of Desire
Gonna skip this->If We Were Gay
Tomb of the Boom number 1->No Reason
Fool->puppies in space
Ball Breaker-> Sex Training
Anubis->Manticore
Tatoo You!->You can do us!
Chocolate Disco-> I Just Want To
FUNFUNFUN-> 3 Minutes of Ecstasy
Yo-Yo Ma->Accept my Shaft

[keen bone]

I'm sure i can make it worse

[verbal dove]

objects of desire actually fits and i hate it

[keen bone]

I listened to every starbomb song back to back, restarting if I paused or skipped

I know my shit

I meant nsp

Did it for both

[sage sail]

November rain: Ningbo obliterator 10090

[rain acorn]

Za Warudo —> Za Pato

[vernal swallow]

this is good

[tough ether]

Boku no Rhythmn and Chocolate Disco are like... the two stands that I can think of that have a Japanese name. Feels kind of weird when every other stand is an english song

[elder wolf]

Tusk to Bullet for my Valentine

[keen bone]

I would agree

Except for Les Feuilles and Kraftwerk

[plush merlin]

Ninja sex party wouldve been a great name for black sabbath

[gentle wasp]

Change superfly and tower of gray

That's always bugged me

[keen bone]

I dunno, I think tower of gray can stay

Superfly maybe change

Not sure to what

But it wouldn't make sense to be tower of gray

The first fully enemy stand when all the stands were tarot shouldn't be music

Inverse for superfly. There arent any part 4 stands that are just a description of the stand without a musical reference

Maybe Home Sweet Home

[old fern]

metallica to type o negative would be sick

[wispy sable]

Sex pistols should have been different

Like what does that even mean

[fathom knot]

its the band name. when you have a bunch of british young people, or any sort of young people, and ask them to name something, its gonna be stupid and random. e.g. Parks And Rec ep16 s6 "New Slogan" in which a vote for the new Pawnee town slogan is picked. Two young radio hosts get their fans to bomb the site with votes for "Home Of The Stick Up Leslie Knope's Butt"

[sage sail]

I’m late to this but using my edm artist knowledge that i gained from being in the GD community since 2017 I’ll say that boom kitty is a great name for killer queen

[lethal steppe]

eh i love the relevance to mista and sex pistols too

sex pistols had 4 members ironic to mistas thing about number 4

[keen bone]

Erotic guns

[hollow rivet]

I think cream starter could have been something better

[lament maple]

Yo hear me out
Change scary monsters to dinosaur jr

[hollow rivet]

I think dinosaur jr is too obvious maybe

[mint void]

the obvious answer is tower of grey and superfly swapping names

or all of the part 3 stands actually having song references instead