[25/6/27] Who's the hottest JoJo character?

[dapper pecan]

dinosaur diego

[hallow oracle]

Sethan the shadow guys

[daring oxide]

darn

[pearl sonnet]

I already said that but yes I'll hear

[bold trench]

yeah but RIGHT before he turns into the dinosaur

Not the actual scary monsters

[daring oxide]

abbacio gotta be one of the hottest

[ionic dawn]

Hear me out on jojo's depiction of the actual god anubis

[restive cape]

@ionic dawn, your Stand Rank is now 5!

[bold trench]

I want that stand

[daring oxide]

but i js hate his belt

[ionic dawn]

Joyus

[limpid gorge]

Not the anubis in his stand form just the sword

[bold trench]

Wait is that the girl

[frigid gull]

Killer queen and the world

[opal sun]

Why the sword

[ionic dawn]

No literally just anubis

[bold trench]

Ohh

[ionic dawn]

Lemme put it in sdc channel

[bold trench]

He is hot

[daring oxide]

abachio looked in the mirror and was like hmm this fit need one nore thing. then he put on a big ass A coin on his waist and was like yeah thats fire

[limpid gorge]

She's curvy

[bold trench]

He attractive

[grizzled flare]

Polpo

[shy lichen]

Emperor🤤

[opal sun]

“She's”
“Curvy”

[bold trench]

Ermes 😝

[limpid gorge]

Black Sabbath

[daring oxide]

emres is a fire pick

[bold trench]

And yall were calling me freaky?

[limpid gorge]

Mid

[shy lichen]

She is nothing compared to Jolyne and Lisa Lisa

[bold trench]

what

[daring oxide]

yes u are nowhere near this guy

[opal sun]

Jonathan

[bold trench]

WHAT.

[ionic dawn]

Im going to 'eat' this 'Apple'

[shy lichen]

Thoth's Hol Horse drawing

[daring oxide]

literally js not true

[topaz bridge]

#memes-and-images

[frigid gull]

Secco

[daring oxide]

oh shit fire

[shy lichen]

Loccobarocco, imagine what the lump in his head can do🤤

[limpid gorge]

Is Lisa Lisa old from the inside I need answers please

[bold trench]

Okay I LOVE Jolyne but Ermes is a league above Lisa Lisa (in turns of looks)

[ionic dawn]

Wdym thats a dog

[daring oxide]

word

[bold trench]

OH??

[hallow oracle]

Nvm

[real falcon]

Dio??? Thats his thing

[daring oxide]

yes she is

[ionic dawn]

Ok but old speedwagin

[bold trench]

No tell me

[daring oxide]

that makes it better

[ionic dawn]

Wagon

Help me

[limpid gorge]

No fun

[real falcon]

Speedwagon is cute not hot

[daring oxide]

yes fun

[shy lichen]

He is hot no matter what

[ionic dawn]

Him and joseph aged gracefully frfr

[shy lichen]

he is THE Speedwagon

[ionic dawn]

Robert E O speedwagon

[daring oxide]

speeee-dow-wag-gone

[ionic dawn]

[limpid gorge]

You guys are sleeping on Mona Lisa especially her hands..

[bold trench]

What if me and Dio had sex to Evil J0rdan ?

[hallow oracle]

Ok fine go to Jojolion

[frigid gull]

He comes trained

[ionic dawn]

I can just hear his eng voice
"JOEJOE"
Says the british man

[daring oxide]

wild

[shy lichen]

WE FOUND HIM GUYS

[limpid gorge]

We don't need another kid use protection

[daring oxide]

u cant claim to not be freaky

evil jordan is ass

best song on the album but somehow still ass

[shy lichen]

Rikiel🤤

[bold trench]

ur right one kid enough for Dio

[ionic dawn]

I tried to send the yoshikage kira speech it was censored what

[bold trench]

Yesss

[bold trench]

[limpid gorge]

Same

[frigid gull]

I agree

[hallow oracle]

Yo what was that in Jojolion 😭😭

[limpid gorge]

Toru no protection

[bold trench]

I wrote too fast my bad it was first thought

[shy lichen]

Harvest🤤

[meager quartz]

Spice girls

[bold trench]

Dio bareback

[frigid gull]

Silver chariot

[restive cape]

@frigid gull, your Stand Rank is now 3!

[hallow oracle]

Nah ahh hell no bro

[restive cape]

@hallow oracle, your Stand Rank is now 4!

[ionic dawn]

The world

[limpid gorge]

Dio on top or bottom

[meager quartz]

I'm 16 btw if anyone is gonna ask

[signal gale]

ff

[bold trench]

Switching.

[hallow oracle]

Stopping time while being cracked?

[bold trench]

Mainly from the bottom I guess.

With me.

[limpid gorge]

I see

[sonic radish]

Comprehensive list-

Crack Dio, crack Speedwagon, crack Lisa Lisa, Suzi Q, crack Caesar and Joseph (at the same time), crack them + Suzi Q, crack Avdol, crack old Joseph, crack Steely Dan, crack Midler, crack Nena (disguise), crack Mariah, crack Malena, crack N'Doul, crack OVA Enya, crack Rohan, crack Tomoko, crack Shinobu, crack Yuya Fungami, crack Otoishi, crack Terunosuke, crack Tonio, crack (assuming she is of age) Reimi, crack Abbacchio, crack Formaggio, crack prosciutto, crack Ghiaccio, crack Squalo and Tiziano (again, same time), crack Risotto, crack Doppio, crack Donatella Una, crack Jolyne, crack Jolyne + Ermes, crack Foo Fighters, crack Jolyne + Ermes + Foo fighters, crack female Annasui, crack Jolyne + Ermes + FF + Annasui (either), crack Miraschon, crack Pucci, crack DIO (again), crack Rikiel, crack Versace, crack D and G, crack Gloria, crack Irene + AU cast, Crack Johnny, crack Gyro (if he showers), crack GyJo, crack Hot Pants, crack Diego (2x), crack DinoPants, crack Scarlet Valentine (then kill her), crack AU Diego, crack Josuk8, crack Yasuho, crack Jobin, crack Rai, crack Iwasuke, crack Mitsuba, crack AU Kira, crack Fumi, Kaato, crack Kei, crack Les Feuilles, crack Wonder of U, crack Dragona, crack AU Rohan, Crack Key West, crack KW + Laem Chabang, crack Ningbo, crack Barbara Ann, crack Kyoka (OVA, manga, OR live action), crack Mika, crack DMQ Kira, crack Diego one more time for good measure

[shy lichen]

Dream World Pancake Star Platinum🤤

[bold trench]

I appreciate your efforts to construct this, wow.

[ionic dawn]

What does crack mean in this conext

[hallow oracle]

Yooo 😭🙏

[bold trench]

I’m screenshotting this.

[ionic dawn]

Im not

[muted saddle]

hear me out on whitesnake

[ionic dawn]

Im not online alot

[limpid gorge]

Rubber Soul has some skills with that tongue

[bold trench]

Intimate relations.

[ionic dawn]

Oh

[bold trench]

However it is.

[hallow oracle]

What

[shy lichen]

No Erina?

[bold trench]

Usually means penetration.

[ionic dawn]

.

Yes

I see

[hallow oracle]

Cooked 😔✌️

[shy lichen]

NO HOL HORSE?

[bold trench]

Crack Diego thrice to make sure

[ionic dawn]

No polpo? /j

[shy lichen]

Imagine not cracking Hol Horse

[ionic dawn]

I hate polpo with a burning passion

[sonic radish]

I see her as too innocent, but I appreciate anyone who goes for it

[sonic radish]

I am going to fuck everyone here

[limpid gorge]

I'd crack Lang Rangler

[ionic dawn]

Ykw i agree

[bold trench]

🤝

[limpid gorge]

Oh no

[sonic radish]

He is walking away pregnant

[bold trench]

Oh best believe. it’s a given.

[shy lichen]

Her husband died and its implied they did it at the hospital so she ain't that innocent

[bold trench]

imma give him heaven alright.

[shy lichen]

Baby Face requiem

[limpid gorge]

Hear me out Yo Yo Ma

[sonic radish]

I'm listening

[frigid gull]

Anasui

[limpid gorge]

Or Hey Ya

[hallow oracle]

Boy II Man??

[limpid gorge]

Or cheap trick

[sonic radish]

One of my favourite stands, but I'm curious about your reasoning for wanting him carnally

[bold trench]

insert Kanye covering his ears.

[bold trench]

Oh yes.

[ionic dawn]

Those arts of part 4 kak
Only part 4 because im not freaky

[bold trench]

Guys

Made in Heaven.

[frigid gull]

Absolutely

[shy lichen]

He is ilegal

[hallow oracle]

Horse

[shy lichen]

he is half horse

[ionic dawn]

..

[sonic radish]

HORSE COCK

[ionic dawn]

Horse

[ionic dawn]

You know who is a whole horse..

[bold trench]

Heavy on half horse

[sonic radish]

Valkyrie

[limpid gorge]

Kakyoin sweating

[hallow oracle]

Harvest

[bold trench]

The good parts are horse sized 😋

[sonic radish]

On everyone's soul we cracking Valkyrie

[ionic dawn]

No hol horse

[ionic dawn]

YOU DID NOT JUST

[bold trench]

wait I see it

[sonic radish]

ON EVERYBODY'S SOUL WE ALL CRACKING HORSE JOTARO

[bold trench]

u onto something mynameis

[bold trench]

I’m getting flashbacks

[limpid gorge]

Who's we

[sonic radish]

I mean WE

[bold trench]

you and me, me and you.

us.

[ionic dawn]

[limpid gorge]

Hell nah

[hallow oracle]

Bet

[bold trench]

together, threeman that shit.

[ionic dawn]

[sonic radish]

[shy lichen]

ORE WA HOL HORSE HAJIKI NO TSUKAITE DAA-A-A-A-AAAAAA CARDO NO ANJI WA EMPEROR TACHI ICHI NIBAT TETE DARE KA TO KUNDE KAGAYAKU NO SA! DAGA YO KOITSU DE DAIJOBU KA?

[limpid gorge]

Hear me out high priestess

[ionic dawn]

[ionic dawn]

Thannk you

[bold trench]

HOLHORSE BIONGO? COPYYY

[limpid gorge]

The user is fine tooo

[hallow oracle]

Guys hear me out

[sonic radish]

The stand or the user?

[ionic dawn]

Yes

[bold trench]

Listening

[hallow oracle]

Go to stone Ocean chat

[limpid gorge]

Both of them

[bold trench]

Got it

[ionic dawn]

I need

Sustinance

[sonic radish]

I don't see the vision, but you seem to have it figured out

[ionic dawn]

[limpid gorge]

Guys hear me out the hands that drag you to hell when you turn around

Kira died to hands

Lucky bastard

[hallow oracle]

He’s got a point I can’t lie

[ionic dawn]

Same

[bold trench]

I’m crying harder at this

but you got it

[sonic radish]

We've officially hit the "hear me out" part of this question

[ionic dawn]

We've been hitting it

[limpid gorge]

Hear me out ebony devil

The doll that wants piss

[bold trench]

the sperm cells of rickel (sky high)

[ionic dawn]

Hear me out talking head

[sonic radish]

Unfortunately my weirdest take is still just Foo Fighters. Sentient plankton colony controlling a corpse

[ionic dawn]

(I js really like the talking heads)

[limpid gorge]

Hear me out rolling stone

[sonic radish]

But I think that's tame compared to a lot of y'all

[sonic radish]

Honestly no I see it

[bold trench]

yk I’m gonna say it

weathers’ snails

[ionic dawn]

I also js really like the band

[bold trench]

that shit was hot

[hallow oracle]

The Hand

[bold trench]

like the slime n shit

[ionic dawn]

His name is the hand

[hallow oracle]

I need it

[sonic radish]

Hello Jolyne Cujoh

[bold trench]

n the white shit on the walls.

[hallow oracle]

Js no right hand

I don’t want it to get erased

[ionic dawn]

Yes

[bold trench]

it’s unusually looked edible.

[ionic dawn]

The snails??

[hallow oracle]

Yo

[ionic dawn]

Bro we found polnareff /j

[bold trench]

I liked how wet it was the two of them.

[sonic radish]

Despite the fact that there are people role playing all the different characters across the series, somehow the people I'm most convinced are secretly Kira, Squalo, and Jolyne are you lot

[bold trench]

The way it dripped down Jotaro hat

[ionic dawn]

.

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

[bold trench]

Like that shit was erotic

To a degree!!

[ionic dawn]

[bold trench]

Everything else was digusting

[ionic dawn]

Hear me out whammu's special.mov

Move

[sonic radish]

The unicorn horn, divine sandstorm, or something else?

[ionic dawn]

Divine sandstorm

I love tornadoes

[bold trench]

Yeah I’m gonna get weird. Everything say in this thread is not a reflection of me 😣 (I plan to go university)

When Kira was killing people bro

[ionic dawn]

Same

[bold trench]

How he blew that girl up

Idk he was just so hot there

[ionic dawn]

||He blew spiky dude up|| :(

[bold trench]

Hot.

[ionic dawn]

I have made friends today

[bold trench]

He had good taste in hands.

[ionic dawn]

[sonic radish]

I appreciated the discussion, but I think this is my time to hop off. I cant keep up with your 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 levels anymore

Adeiu

[bold trench]

LMAO see you man!

bye chat 😛 don’t forget to eat Dio ass

It’s 4 your health

farewell.

[ionic dawn]

Byebye

[lone mural]

Yasuho Hirose

[ionic dawn]

[shy mica]

Rohan Kishibe no word of a lie

[limpid gorge]

Koichi

His sister I mean

[strong frost]

diavolo. i will die on this hill

[tepid terrace]

Johnny, Dragona, and DIO

[dull widget]

This is hard 😞 I can't choose one there's so many hot characters

[quartz birch]

Trish

[dusky gorge]

Johnny's ass (it is its own sentient being)

[runic leaf]

Fugo, rohan too, def speedwagon

[tiny gorge]

jolyne fr

[frigid gull]

Sticky fingers

[tender sage]

Speedwagon, Rohan, Dio, Mista, Buccellati, Trish, Gyro

[heady lodge]

Coco Jumbo

[hallow oracle]

😈😈

[frigid gull]

awakened dio, the outfit specifically

[kind fable]

Steely dan, Wammu, or Rohan 100%

[errant wadi]

Key West

honorable mention: Hot Pants

[jaunty yew]

Pesci

[quiet pulsar]

Joseph,Dragona, Gyro Zeppeli

[smoky narwhal]

Polnareff
Lisa Lisa
Maybe Joseph in part 2

I would smash polnareff if I liked men

[fluid oyster]

If you don't say Joseph or Caesar then you are lying

Or Kakyoin

[icy aspen]

Kars

[tranquil umbra]

"Maybe joseph" banned

[molten nova]

Jotaro,kars ,part 6 dio or jolyne

[smoky narwhal]

In part 2 my guy

[eternal sun]

The guy with the sun stand in stardust crusaders

[sinful abyss]

none of them cause im aroace and they should all DIE /lh

[glossy drift]

i am

but as a straight man i have to say it

gyro zeppeli

[frigid gull]

gyro transcends sexuality

[clear brook]

I personally think it’s Kars.

[dense leaf]

I'm only on round 15 if the jojo baddie tournament, give me like a week or so

[gilded flame]

Abbachio trust

[snow oxide]

diego 💚💙

[half lily]

JOSEPH

[jolly drum]

Mariah?

[vast fulcrum]

Tomoko guys I swear

Tomoko higashikata part 4

[grizzled flare]

Anyone but joshu

[boreal crypt]

Dio

And jolyne

[quiet cypress]

I can't decide so I'm going to say Dio purely because he canonically pulls the most

[fickle dagger]

Diego or red hot chilli pepper

[subtle rapids]

[restive cape]

@subtle rapids, your Stand Rank is now 4!

[subtle rapids]

I like Fugo

[warm saddle]

Joseph

[restive cape]

@warm saddle, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[dense leaf]

Reimi

Or Foo

Kei is cool too

Can't forget Donatella una

[pliant ingot]

Mr. Robert E.O. Speedwagon

[restive cape]

@pliant ingot, your Stand Rank is now 6!

[limpid gorge]

She is a ghost

Also a minor

[crisp cedar]

Mariah

[runic leaf]

She was a minor when she died, that was 16 before DIU.

[grizzled flare]

The sun stand

[dense leaf]

The one after is a corpse

[limpid gorge]

Hear me out the holy corpse

[dense leaf]

Not dead enough

[surreal niche]

Jolyne Cujoh

[sullen finch]

Pt 6 DIO is just 🤤

[magic hornet]

Dio part 3😛😛😛

[heavy lynx]

Kars

[tranquil umbra]

then proceeded to harass all of them

[dense leaf]

He has that dubious charisma

[cosmic coral]

Abbacchio idk why

[copper grove]

Diavolo 🙏🏾🙏🏾

[blissful inlet]

Lisa Lisa fs

[misty mountain]

Hot Pants

[jaunty yew]

Lucy(she's older then me, please don't go after me)

[light harness]

FF or Rohan

[spice quest]

Gappy

[rain escarp]

she was born in 1875, you should be safe

[white dawn]

KIRA

[rain escarp]

david bowie or random hot japanese dude?

[frigid gull]

prosciutto

[dense leaf]

Lucy

Part 8

[frank radish]

abbacchio or wamuu I guess

[rotund patio]

DIO BRANDO👅👅👅👅👅

[urban vapor]

DIO BRANDO👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅

[jaunty yew]

Part 7 to be specific (she still would be older then me)

[ebon echo]

Speed

Wagon

[quiet pulsar]

Ok,so how old are u exactly? I am 14 so i am not much older for sure.

[fickle snow]

SpeedWagon

This is common sense

Look how much money that mf got 😭

[flat bluff]

Lisa Lisa fr

[quiet pulsar]

His money is the last thing you would wanted from him.U don't deserve to be here if you meant this seriously.

[quiet pulsar]

But she is kinda like Tsunade,she is 50.

[fickle snow]

Joke?

[quiet pulsar]

It better be🫤

[fickle snow]

Why u taking joke so serious?

[quiet pulsar]

Who would dare to insult Speedwagon?

[fickle snow]

I didnt?

Fym

[quiet pulsar]

Ok if not thats good then.

[quiet pulsar]

I am not being that serious.I guess your opinion can be whatever you want

[pliant ingot]

no love for a gold digger chat

[fickle snow]

Joke on you

[restive cape]

@fickle snow, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[fickle snow]

Fr fr

[surreal niche]

Jolyne

[fickle snow]

Mf too common

[surreal niche]

does that matter

chill out btw there’s no reason to call a mod cuz I was honest

[balmy echo]

wamuu

[latent monolith]

George jostar |||

[gentle ingot]

Speedwagon or weather report

[void flint]

Kars

[jaunty yew]

13 big bro 🤑✌️

[quiet pulsar]

How tf am i a big bro.I turned 14 this april😑

[jaunty yew]

I turn 14 in December soo yeah you still older

This December

[quiet pulsar]

I respect the Lucy choice tho.

[jaunty yew]

Thx

[limpid gorge]

FF is mid

Even ugly

[lilac zodiac]

Dio

[safe crag]

DIAVOLO!!!!!!

DIO

Johngalli A

Pucci

Hol Horse

Vanilla Ice

Jolyne

Risotto

[quiet pulsar]

Dopio is underated pick i think,I would choose him rather than Diavolo

[steep monolith]

he would call boss with your dihh

[quiet pulsar]

My imagination already made a vission.