[25/6/19] Create your own Stand ability, but the person below you makes its weakness

[shy garnet]

Have 50, lose half

It would be worse if you have more

[plush blaze]

hm yeah ig

[shy garnet]

Have 5000? Down to 2500

[hallow forum]

You get rickrolled by every link you open

[shy garnet]

Or maybe for every inch higher you jumó

You have to eat a marble

[karmic ridge]

Honestly peak
I love the song

[plush blaze]

u also dont have to jump to ur max height every time, so maybe u only lose all ur marbles if u do a max jump

[spare spindle]

Fair point, I try to be, fail a lot but succeed with these apparently

[plush blaze]

i think that makes more sense

[karmic ridge]

My friend betrayed me

[tiny fog]

Reading minds…

[plush blaze]

so if u have 10k marbs, u can do 10 1000 marb jumps

[shy garnet]

GREAT!

[shy garnet]

That’s interésting

[karmic ridge]

He didn't tell me that he knew a "casino" server 💔💔💔

[shy garnet]

Yeah, you succeed pretty often here

[plush blaze]

my stand ability is to no longer have erectile dysfunction

[shy garnet]

And that’s good you know? Trying to be creative in a place with people who share the same passion as you is great

[spare spindle]

A stand that allows me to “cleanse” anything from anything or anyone, such as germs from a toilet, to much pepper from eggs… your gravitational pull form your existence, your sins, your ability to think, the iron in your blood, any previous forgiveness, so on and so forth

[hallow forum]

You can't form proper sentences

[long goblet]

@hallow forum, your Stand Rank is now 4!

[shy garnet]

That’s a hard one to give a weakness

[karmic ridge]

The weakness is that you will have a permanent sore throat

It will hurt

[plush blaze]

my stand lools like the grim reaper, and it can reap ppls souls n shii with its scythe. idk come up with a cool weakness

[shy garnet]

I would like to give it a equivalent exchange kind of deal, but I’m struggling to think of something

[tulip jay]

This may be a little complicated, but imagine you could leave an after image of a previous action, as if it was burned into a screen.

[long goblet]

@tulip jay, your Stand Rank is now 3!

[empty phoenix]

Weakness: your stand is a ball and you need to throw at it and make contact with it, to change property may include thick gas as well.

[long goblet]

@empty phoenix, your Stand Rank is now 7!

[karmic ridge]

You won't be able to taste any food no more

[hallow forum]

But all the women in your 100 meter radius disappear

[spare spindle]

The more you cleanse the more something random is cleaned form you, iron in your blood, a year of your life, a single hair on your head, random, like chance from forsaken, high risk high reward

[karmic ridge]

I'm going to cry 😭😭😭

So funny

[plush blaze]

the things u cleans moves to u

[shy garnet]

That could be very cool! Great for deceiving people

[spare spindle]

I like it! Nice job

[plush blaze]

u gain the pepper from the eggs, etc etc

[hallow forum]

You get alzheimer's

[shy garnet]

If it’s random I think that ability could very well one shot you

I like the randomness

[tulip jay]

I imagine it could be great for a one off fight, or maybe even a more important character. Most of JoJo’s stand fights are mind games anyway.

[empty phoenix]

Weakness: You have 2 stands. your stand is your and the other Always following you and stalks you at 0.56 kilometer.

[hallow forum]

My stand makes joseph joestar not be a cheater and have a really badass stand

[shy garnet]

What if the thing that get cleansed from you are a direct counterpart from what you clean?

Could work and make for a great fight

[karmic ridge]

Every time you feel hungry or thirsty
Or need to poop
Budget dracula, I mean Dio has to follow you

[shy garnet]

More or a mental fight with the user and himself

[spare spindle]

Mhm, but it would scale with what you wanna cleanse AND your intentions with it, cleansing cancer to help? Nothing, cleansing cancer for financial gain? A random amount of money. Cleansing someone’s life? It cleanses a lot of your life span, which does stack over time

[shy garnet]

I love the morals implied here, if it’s the stand of a villain

[long goblet]

@shy garnet, your Stand Rank is now 6!

[tulip jay]

I wish…

[karmic ridge]

This server so cool

[north tundra]

You can make infinite grapes

[shy garnet]

It could make the most sinister villain of them all

[empty phoenix]

my mind go BOOM

[hallow forum]

My stand makes Araki read this thread and take inspiration

[plush blaze]

they are soggy or sour

[north tundra]

I can work with that

[shy garnet]

Just imagine that he cleanses the stand of the jobro because it’s interfering with the stand battle with the protagonist and it’s not fair to do a 2v1

[spare spindle]

Not my mind, sorry bro but it gotta go boom

[plush blaze]

grapes r grapes

[tulip jay]

You also spawn a random item with your grape that you cannot choose. It can literally be anything.

[karmic ridge]

DID SOMEBODY SAID SOUR GRAPES?!

[shy garnet]

YEAH!!!

Imagine this

[plush blaze]

olives r just old grapes

[empty phoenix]

Weakness: ok every food is soo clean it's tasteless even blue cheese

[spare spindle]

If it’s to attack, mind goes aswell, self defense? I cripple one arm

[north tundra]

That sounds pretty good

[tulip jay]

Wine is just old grapes.

[hallow forum]

Whatchu got there sour grapes-

[plush blaze]

ur balls r just old grapes

[tulip jay]

I’m not that old.

[plush blaze]

raisins that

[tulip jay]

You’re being very rude to me.

[plush blaze]

take it as a compliment

[tulip jay]

Okay.

[plush blaze]

even tho it wasnt one

[shy garnet]

A homeless man ask for a coin to the main group, they try to give it but it falls of his hand, then the man is behind of one of them, stabs him and then disappears

[tulip jay]

Aww…

[hallow forum]

You're draculas daughter you're old af

[shy garnet]

You’re called Dracula’s daughter, it’s imposible your not older than all of us here

[karmic ridge]

Isn't that thee hang guy?

[shy garnet]

You see, he agrees with me

[tulip jay]

Dracula comes back a lot, y’all don’t know.

[plush blaze]

its very possible what if they were born recently

[shy garnet]

Uhhh, the what? Haha i DONT think I know him haha…

[plush blaze]

dracula is still active

[shy garnet]

NO HE IS NOT

[hallow forum]

Dracula hits menupause

[shy garnet]

I cut of his sperm supply years ago

[plush blaze]

how do u know

[tulip jay]

He isn’t, he’s currently sealed in the eclipse.

[plush blaze]

he has backup jars… obv

[shy garnet]

It was me, his last son

[shy garnet]

HUH?

[shy garnet]

You are currently sealed in this chat

[plush blaze]

you heard me

[tulip jay]

Not true.

I can leave whenever I please.

[shy garnet]

Love that concept

[karmic ridge]

The one that polnareff wanted to kill so bad that almost left the group and avdol almost died

[hallow forum]

You know that sperm can die right

[plush blaze]

im sealed in a white padded room

[shy garnet]

No you cant

[plush blaze]

no draculas sperm r immortal

[shy garnet]

I cast hypnosis with toxic fungy

[tulip jay]

Erm…

Wrong?

[hallow forum]

Tldr dracula's daughter is old

[shy garnet]

Yeah I think your going insane polnareff, that was a dream

[shy garnet]

Hypnosis I said

[tulip jay]

I’m only 530.

[karmic ridge]

Bruh

[karmic ridge]

That was a dream ?

[shy garnet]

OoOoO your now going to invest in the market of fishes OoOoOoO and also garlic OoOoO

[karmic ridge]

[hallow forum]

Mb gng you're still in your 530s

[tulip jay]

You’re good.

[karmic ridge]

[shy garnet]

No! I was just joking to you! Actually my concept is similar to banged man

Hanged*

[karmic ridge]

Oh

[shy garnet]

No man was banged here

[karmic ridge]

Makes sense

Again

[hallow forum]

Oi josuke, that's basic biology

[shy garnet]

THATS like

[karmic ridge]

[plush blaze]

i was

[shy garnet]

250 times my age

[tulip jay]

Has anyone come up with a weakness or maybe just another attribute for this stand?

[shy garnet]

Yeah I kinda did

[tulip jay]

Are you 2?

[karmic ridge]

Man this year we only watched movies in biology class
Things that had nothing to do with biology

[hallow forum]

Funny you mention that

[plush blaze]

it takes a lot of energy to make one, and u gotta stay in that position for a while

[shy garnet]

YOU CAN DO MATH? I CANT EVEN DO MATH A

THAT MEANS

You are really old

[plush blaze]

adult movies?

[hallow forum]

For research

[plush blaze]

ofc

[karmic ridge]

No
Like memes or other shit like that

[plush blaze]

what hrade

[shy garnet]

The weakness is that although it’s an after image and the image itself it’s not you, a certain percentage of any damage that the image receives is redirected to you

[tulip jay]

Fair enough, although I honestly think that would kill its usefulness. I suppose that’s the point though.

[hallow forum]

This is supposed to be about stands

[tulip jay]

NO THAT’S SUPPOSED TO BE IT’S MAIN STRENGTH

[shy garnet]

Being intangible?

[tulip jay]

Wait, why do I even care?

It doesn’t exist.

[shy garnet]

Stop that

[tulip jay]

I need to calm down.

[karmic ridge]

Nah that's the biology book job

[shy garnet]

We are talking about fictional thingies

[shy garnet]

You can very well not calm down

[tulip jay]

Don’t tell me what to do.

[shy garnet]

I think we do this bc it’s fun and that’s it

[hallow forum]

You're not my dad ahh

[shy garnet]

Oh, It was just a recommendation, sorry

[karmic ridge]

Honestly
It's not even about stands anymore

[shy garnet]

HAHAHAH

[tulip jay]

I’m just being silly, don’t worry.

[shy garnet]

It’s about pee and poo and cancer

[shy garnet]

HUH

WELL MISS

MY MANNERS NOW ARE LIKE MY STAND

Unexisting

[karmic ridge]

We have Dracula's daughter here
But there are a few Dracula's in the server

[tulip jay]

I wish I could type fast enough to finish the punchline.
“Your next line is” ahh

[tulip jay]

You can tell none of them are real, because Dracula would never use discord.

Also he’s dead, currently.

[shy garnet]

I have to disagree

Drácula is very cool and very modern

[tulip jay]

Mf do you know him?

[plush blaze]

it is

[shy garnet]

Unlike it’s daughter

[shy garnet]

Yeah I saw him in a film once

[tulip jay]

Don’t misgender my father.

[shy garnet]

He has a werewolf friend and a mummy friend

[plush blaze]

these r all stand abilities

[shy garnet]

I Can misgender as much as I want

[plush blaze]

idk how yall think this is no longer abt stands

[shy garnet]

It’s my stand ability

Being disrespectful to non cis individuals

[tulip jay]

I’m shocked Joshu’s stand doesn’t do that.

[plush blaze]

ur weakness is u have chlamydia

[hallow forum]

But you get banned to the shadow realm

[tulip jay]

Valid.

[shy garnet]

I don’t like that weakness

[plush blaze]

womp

[tulip jay]

I don’t like your attitude.

[plush blaze]

im addicted to eating mints

[hallow forum]

womp womp in the big 25 🙏🏻

[plush blaze]

literally only said womp

[hallow forum]

Alr

[plush blaze]

but also dont sleep on womp womp ts still massive

[shy garnet]

I actually like your name color

And that’s it

What I don’t like

Are certain kind of people

Bad people 😉

[plush blaze]

my stand ability is to end racism

[hallow forum]

I don't like certain kind of people

[shy garnet]

Got it cuz you guys though I was gonna be racist

[shy garnet]

0:

[shy garnet]

Your weakness is me

[empty phoenix]

#1009491127755350077 CHECK WHAT I DID GUYS

[plush blaze]

i like all kinds of people even the bad kinds

[tulip jay]

You do have an Italian in your profile picture, I think it was a reasonable assumption.

[hallow forum]

Especially ones that have potato in their username

[shy garnet]

HAHAHAHA

[plush blaze]

actually i just like most people

[shy garnet]

:<

[empty phoenix]

#1009494150774796358 i mean this one

[shy garnet]

Im not even Italiano

[hallow forum]

He's half british half japanese

[tulip jay]

He was raised in Italy, idc.

[hallow forum]

Who speaks italian

[shy garnet]

Not me

[empty phoenix]

Jojo's Metal Bizarre Gear Adventure

[tulip jay]

Only a little.

[shy garnet]

Jojo’s devil bizarre may adventure cry 5

[tulip jay]

I needed to know some for when I went to Italy two years ago.

[shy garnet]

You were raised in a Can of tuna

[empty phoenix]

Dante may Platinum

[shy garnet]

Cuz you smelly

[shy garnet]

hahaha that’s me

:|

[tulip jay]

My smell has nothing to do with where I was raised.

[shy garnet]

IT DOES

[hallow forum]

JoJo's rascal bizarre doesn't adventure dream of bunny girl senpai

[shy garnet]

i smell like potato chips and rosas del Rosario

[shy garnet]

I actually love that romance series

[hallow forum]

Which one

[tulip jay]

I’ve actually never been told what I smell like.
No one has ever made a comment on how I smell in real life.

[shy garnet]

Purple haze feedback

[hallow forum]

My personal favorite

[tulip jay]

I still need to finish it.

[shy garnet]

Actually I really love bunny girl senpai, one of my first romance ever

10/10

[hallow forum]

You smell nice

[shy garnet]

What do you think you smell like irl?

[amber nimbus]

To teleport to any resteraunt with free food

[hallow forum]

Gasoline

[shy garnet]

You get 5 mins to eat before it closes

[tulip jay]

Either nothing, or salty.

[shy garnet]

You must be a mechanic then

[hallow forum]

But the chef's on vacation

[shy garnet]

Salty? That’s weird

Bizarre, even

[tulip jay]

Crazy?

[shy garnet]

Like

Diamonds?

[tulip jay]

That’s awesome, actually.

Gotta cook it up yourself.

[hallow forum]

No I just like the smell of gasoline

[kind fable]

Teleports me and anything i touch into a velvet room inspired passenger train

[shy garnet]

Actually, don’t you use any perfume?

Do you go outside of your residence?

[hallow forum]

Enjoy this one I won't give any weaknesses

[shy garnet]

Weakness is you have to fight only once your own shadow and overcome it

[real trellis]

Ok but like what if we tried rhe reverse- make a weakness and someone makes an ability

[tulip jay]

No, I can’t afford any good ones. I just use deodorant. My deodorant smells like charcoal.

[kind fable]

Do I get a velvet room attendant tho

[tulip jay]

I like to go on walks.

[shy garnet]

Is it a joke or fr

Sometimes idk when people are being sarcastic

[shy garnet]

Is perfume were you live expensive?

[tulip jay]

No, I do actually enjoy going on walks.

[hallow forum]

I like walks too

[tulip jay]

My Mom says they are.

[shy garnet]

Where I live it’s quite cheap actually

Like 50.000

Not gonna say currency ;)

Dolar.

Jk not dolar

50.000 cows

[amber nimbus]

Rupees?

[tulip jay]

Jake and The Beanstalk head ass

[shy garnet]

Depends, you want the atractive men or Elizabeth

I would choose Elizabeth

[shy garnet]

No :)

[amber nimbus]

liras

[shy garnet]

Same :3

[shy garnet]

No, I’ll give you a hint

Shares the name with other countries

Like the currency name

[shy garnet]

She must be right then

[hallow forum]

Dude someone will doxx you

[shy garnet]

Moms know a lot about economy

[amber nimbus]

I really wanna say a middle eastern country but idk

[hallow forum]

Don't share shi

[amber nimbus]

yes

[shy garnet]

I don’t really care that much

[hallow forum]

Atleast not in general chats

[amber nimbus]

not in off topic ✌️

[shy garnet]

I mean, whats the worst that Can happen

Like fr

[hallow forum]

I can send nukes

[empty phoenix]

The ability to drink all slurpees

[hallow forum]

And pipe bombs

[shy garnet]

Nevermind you are right

[drowsy gazelle]

But mini nukes

[amber nimbus]

one final guess , riyal

[kind fable]

I'd probably go with Margaret, maybe Merope but I havent played p5x. If I couldn't have an original one id go with a velvet mommy

[shy garnet]

I get those almost everyday where I live

[shy garnet]

Velvet mommy, my favorite gender

[tulip jay]

You have to work at 7/11.

[amber nimbus]

Syria 😭

[shy garnet]

I wish

[drowsy gazelle]

Generate infinite nightmares to a person at the point he becomes crazy

[kind fable]

Final answer for me

Velvet room train that I can teleport myself and anything I touch to at will, it has one velvet mommy attendant

[kind fable]

You're in them too

[shy garnet]

Actually, can i doxx you? please

[hallow forum]

Somewhere middle east?

[drowsy gazelle]

[empty phoenix]

THAT'S NOT MY WEAKNESS. THAT'S A SOLUTION. proceed to eat all hotdogs including spicy and dumplins

[hallow forum]

You can but in dms

[real trellis]

Summon fembois at will

[tulip jay]

The velvet room “mommy” is extremely clingy.

[shy garnet]

I was asking like, can i doxx you like those hackers movies

[real trellis]

For some reason femboi with a y gets automodded and deleted

[tulip jay]

You eventually will have to fully pay for their transition.

[hallow forum]

Try

[kind fable]

Bonus

[shy garnet]

Where I enter some stuff in windows powershell and doxx you

[amber nimbus]

it’s gonna be females dressed as bois instead of the other way

[kind fable]

They think youre a femboi too, you get stuffed into a suit and accidentally killed

[real trellis]

WOOO TOMBOYS!!!

[tulip jay]

That’s a different ability entirely.

[shy garnet]

No weakness because velvet mommy is the best

[real trellis]

I AM a femboi

[shy garnet]

Just positives here

[kind fable]

Me when the velvet mommy is clingy (it's a good thing)

[shy garnet]

1011001 and stuff idk

[plush blaze]

real (me after eating a powder that makes me say “real”)

[shy garnet]

I love fnaf references

[real trellis]

Youre doing it wrong, its more 11100001110101010001111110101011110011111100 I'm in

[kind fable]

The weakness to "teleport onto an interdimensional luxury train" is

"Loving girlfriend"

Thats not a weakness

[tulip jay]

I initially thought of a rude and dismissive velvet room “mommy” stipulation, but realized that y’all would probably like that and went the opposite direction.
My plan didn’t work at all.

[long goblet]

@tulip jay, your Stand Rank is now 4!

[shy garnet]

Oh sorry, I’m inexperienced

Would you show me? Just don’t come to close

[real trellis]

Not acceptable (blows up pancakes with mind)

[kind fable]

Dude if you said she was a chronic alcoholic like misato or himeno that would also be a plus

She would be funny

[empty phoenix]

Weakness: 3.2% chance maybe poisonous

[hallow forum]

Doxxing me in binary?

[shy garnet]

Ye :3

[plush blaze]

is this your first time?

[tulip jay]

Okay, the weakness cannot be related to the velvet room “mommy”
I’ll try something else.

[kind fable]

Every 289th grape is misspelled

No g

[shy garnet]

Im not liking this, I’m gonna use my stand

[real trellis]

Oh. We going the Strength route now.

[tulip jay]

I have met alcoholic women in real life, I promise you that they are not funny at all.

[kind fable]

Maybe have it be that the train can't actually move and functions more as a long ass hallway

[shy garnet]

All kind of mommy are good.

[kind fable]

Like one of the explanations for nightcrawler where he teleports into another realm and just runs really fast

[plush blaze]

not h*tlers mom

[hallow forum]

Chat is getting weird

[real trellis]

The velvet room mommy fucking hates you and is into the opposite gender of which you are.

[shy garnet]

Alcoholic woman smell horrible, like puke

[kind fable]

Like no time and no space passes in the train, but you still have to walk to where you teleport

[shy garnet]

:(

[empty phoenix]

weakness: your skin emits light like shine on you crazy Diamond

[plush blaze]

also ur mom

ur mom isnt good

shes bad

[tulip jay]

Oh, I’ve got one.
Time in the Velvet Room passes at twice the speed it does anywhere else.

[shy garnet]

:c

[kind fable]

So instant train ride to another country but you just walked for 50 days

[plush blaze]

that is funny asf

[real trellis]

Me when I gotta go to Egypt all the way from Japan

[hallow forum]

What if we made silly stands and gave them dumb weaknesses

[shy garnet]

What if instead of time going twice as fast

[kind fable]

And I'm living on a luxury train with a girlfriend who loves me

[plush blaze]

i love that ability 😂 u teleport somewhere with a train but its just there it doesnt work

[shy garnet]

It freezes

And your metabolism too

[real trellis]

Every high five adds 1lb to your weight

[shy garnet]

It’s a win, no matter what

[kind fable]

I teleport on the train and have to walk for 50 days without letting the 8 foot tall velvet mommy distract me

[hallow forum]

Even shadow the hedgehog pulled up

[plush blaze]

ultimate bulking routine

[hallow forum]

Ts getting boring

Bye chat

[shy garnet]

Byeee :3

[real trellis]

I am all of me

[kind fable]

This weakness good?

[shy garnet]

I mean, walking with a mommy is good :3

[kind fable]

No I gotta ignore her long enough to make the 50 day walk

Shes clingy so she'd want me to stay

[shy garnet]

😭

THATS not a weakness

That’s torture

[real trellis]

She follows you

[kind fable]

But you can't like do anything with her or you lose time

[shy garnet]

What if we remove the mommy and

We just do the 50 days walking

[kind fable]

No

She's essential to the ability

[shy garnet]

Oh right

[shy garnet]

Can we make the mommy trans

If you say no your transphobic

And the server will ban you and stuff

[kind fable]

Its over 81 days to walk to japan

[kind fable]

I guess, but youre supposed to give weakness

What are you implying here

8 foot tall trans mommy trying to get you to stop your 81 days of walking in a straight line with no breaks

Shit and since time doesnt pass you wouldn't know how much longer until youre there

I guess you could count the seconds

[shy garnet]

Like dr stone

That’s all I have to say

[kind fable]

7,033,080 seconds of walking

117,218 minutes of walking

1953 hours and 38 minutes of walking

81 days, 9 hours, and 38 minutes of walking

2 months, 21 days, 9 hours, and 38 minutes of walking with no breaks

[shy garnet]

What if inst

of walking yo

Your in a wheelchair

Like JHONNY

And have to to the same but worse

[kind fable]

The train isnt on an incline

[shy garnet]

Cuz wheelchair ♿️

[quartz olive]

Being able to read radio signals through the air mentally

[kind fable]

Velvet mommy pushing you

[shy garnet]

NO SHE CANT

Actually

She can!

But your mission is to not let her do it

Or else she will cling to you

And slow you down

Better?

[kind fable]

You would have to convince her to come on the journey with you

Otherwise she wouldn't help

[shy garnet]

Just give her a piece of human paper

She will be amazed

Cuz the assistants are NOT from the human world

[kind fable]

What is human paper

Yeah but like tf is human paper

Skin?

[shy garnet]

Like human paper

Paper made by human

[kind fable]

Me when the velvet mommy says she wants to go to the moon

Fuck I can't post David stare

[somber veldt]

my stand ability makes me eat the nearest object

[kind fable]

Eat, not digest

You build a wall in your stomach

[somber veldt]

me when my school trip is to the brick factory

[kind fable]

Your stomach acid trying to open up your intestinal tract

You would be so fucking overweight

Unless you literally shit entire bricks

[north tundra]

NONONONO

[icy anvil]

My Stand, Smooth Criminal, can make invisible walls and platforms that are virtually indestructible. It can be seen by the user, but everyone else basically becomes a mime

[kind fable]

The platforms are invisible because theyre made of oil

They're very slippery

[shy garnet]

Is my flesh an objeto?

[kind fable]

No friction

Liquid smooth

[fervent totem]

My stand alows to touch minors

[wild birch]

But the police are on speed dial freakazoid

[fervent totem]

Damn

[wild birch]

Find some people that are of age pal

[fervent totem]

Nah

[tiny fog]

Freak

[tidal verge]

guys

[long goblet]

@tidal verge, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[tidal verge]

my stand makes the area a chess game

and moves people like the pieces

his habiliteis are based in chess movements

and their apearence is like a mix of all the pieces but humanized

then theyll have this big dress to their feet

and depending on what piece mode their in right now

it changes

so when its tower

the dress in closed

when its horse

the dress opens with horse feet

and when its pawn or queen it opens with normal feet

and the character is like the king of the game

and he has a crown

is that cool?

[tiny fog]

Oh yeah, bonus

||1.Gyro
2.Wekapipo
3.Gyros Father
4.Johnny||

[marsh herald]

Stand name: idk

Can manipulate global energy, so it has a global range
Anyone touching electricity gets insta when the stand activates
If there is more electricity on the zone where the stand is, the stand gets stronger

[shy garnet]

how is this NOT banned?

[shy garnet]

did jhonny did it'

[tiny fog]

Yeah, at the end he used it to have Slow Dancer kick himself upward ontop of it

[shy garnet]

HOLY

THAT´S RIGHT

that makes me sad

to remember it

:c

anyways

PERSONA!

[spare spindle]

@shy garnet A stand that lets me force someone into a job and they have to do it for a time based on how safe the job is or they lose something equivalent to the pay they didn’t work for (if it’s dangerous, them not doing it could make them lose their stand or organs or even life)
It would also work for fictional jobs (totally would put someone in playtime co….)

[shy garnet]

i cant even think of a weakness tbh, te ability itself its pretty self contained

you just need one carefully selected job and you´re done for

make dio work in a farm doing some seeding and recolecting crops, during the day

he´s done

[gritty bison]

Stand name: pretender
essentialy the stand looks like a big eye with limbs made of orbs. These orbs can be shot, thrown or put on walls and ceilings, and act as cameras and portals. The user then can hide into the stand to see through the orbs and throw objects through them like portaols

[long goblet]

@gritty bison, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[spare spindle]

Nah, make him work as a UV LAMP TESTER!

But for a weakness you could have it so you have to work it too

Just as long, same position

Scales to how dangerous it is for you

[shy garnet]

DAMN

[spare spindle]

Separate from them

[spare spindle]

Mhm >:)

[shy garnet]

for the same amount of time, doing the same thing

[shy garnet]

oh!

i think it would be better if it was not even

[spare spindle]

I putting Diavolo as a tester for Phsyc wards or ocd medication tester (he probably has OCD for not being discovered) or just fucking and Phsycotic/Scitzo meds

[shy garnet]

lets say i get to work in a spaceship, maintainence outside it

and i take Kars with me

but i got a spacesuit ready for me

wich is NOT part of the work kit

you could do some tricky stuff you know?

[spare spindle]

Fair, but their expensive as hell

[shy garnet]

yeah, fair point

[shy garnet]

would be a hell of a trip for him

into madness

[spare spindle]

mhm, or just being cured

Wait… I just thought of the perfect job to make Funny Valentine work… (which btw you could make anyone president and such)

MAKE HIM WORK AS A CRASH TEST DUMMY!

Infinite hims, infinite tests

[glossy kestrel]

Orbs are cancerous

[native badge]

An ability that's able to manipulate the reputation of others from making them the most hated person alive to the most beloved person on earth

[scenic canyon]

can’t be used on the user, and they will be given the previous reputation of the person they changed

ability: store injuries/wounds taken and release them as attacks

[nova dagger]

Stand name: Vengeance Seeker

An Auto Stand with No Permanent user - can be seen only when activated by the mechanical relic - An Steel gear with an glowing crystal strapped in the middle by copper wires which is unbreakable and can Not be destroyed by any means,

The Stands ability itself is to "sacrfice" any limb of the body (which is random)
For the Stand to activate its main ability - vengeance
The Stand itself can talk and when u sacrfice an limb it transforms into a bunch of gears that the Stand build itself from. Disappearing without causing any harm/pain/bleed to the limb.
After u had sacrficed an limb an note and pen appear infront of the person whom sacrficed an limb writing someone's full name or writing a faction group or an singular person. The Stand will activate Killing the target/targets wroten on the note within 48 hours (2 days) being also able to go through walls/objects meanwhile on the hunt

The stands appearance is an standing phantom like mechanical humanoid construction with an angler like head. Sharp fangs and an scrappy voice. The body looking like it was made from scrap. 3 bright red light like eyes on each side of the head..

Also note: Stand cannot be avoided/killed.. all attacks go through it as in it's a phantom
Also note that after the first use of the relic you can Not sacrfice another limb/organ . The relic giving a slight shock and falling down from ur hand each time someone tries using it again

(I hope it isn't too Op and it's kind off weird)

[long goblet]

@nova dagger, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[nova dagger]

[mortal tinsel]

Stand makes me a milkshake. Any flavor. A perfect milkshake whenever I need one

Name is milkshaker

[faint geyser]

weakness is that you are not able to drink it

[long goblet]

@faint geyser, your Stand Rank is now 4!

[faint geyser]

im sorry bro

[mortal tinsel]

You monster

[faint geyser]

my stand has the ability to change the reality
example: (im touching you) that touch is in really an explosion

or im thirsty (i am not holding a perfect milkshake) and im saying I am holding the perfect milkshake (it becomes true) bug only the things becomes truebi rlly want

[faint geyser]

@mortal tinsel

[kind fable]

Weakness, you feel the pain of the wound or injury until you release it

Like you don't take physical damage but it feels like the impact is constant and infinite

[kind fable]

Weakness, you have to fully say it and be making physical contact. You have to be precise with what you say too.

So if you accidentally say something like "milkshake bug toppings are all red berries" instead of "milkshake, but toppings are all red berries" it will be a milkshake full of berry bugs instead of strawberries

[still geode]

Blue journey is a stand which is blue and bulky. its sticky warts on its body are poisonous to ppl who come in contact with it. The stand can absorb water by touching it which is useful bc the human body has a bunch of water in it and if a opponent gets a large wound its pretty much over. However he can also change the heat of the water he aborbed, allowing it to be boiling hot or freezing cold.

-based this stand off of seismitoad from pokemon

[real trellis]

It must constantly hold the users hand or it will curl up into a ball and have a mental breakdown

[still geode]

fair

[hearty ocean]

Bonus question:
||I can name five: Gyro Zeppeli, Gregorio Zeppeli, Wekapipo, Wekapipo's Brother In-law, Johnny Joestar||

[real trellis]

Bonus question: 5 gay guys when they get a hold of a mans testies

[long goblet]

@real trellis, your Stand Rank is now 5!

[real trellis]

for

for that???

[kind fable]

Weakness

You never learn why it's sticky

[haughty oriole]

if i know the chemical composition of two items i can switch just one chemical with the other

[young birch]

Weakness: if you are not focussed 100% on the chemicals you want to switch it might switch them in the user's body instead

[waxen swan]

weakness: they become radioactive in the process

close enough, welcome back chernobyl

[haughty oriole]

i was gonna say how is that a weakness but i'm gonna get radiation poisoning and die

[vestal cloud]

My stand is capable of warping into many weapons (real or fictional)

[waxen swan]

the weapons are soft rubber replicas

[silver plover]

My stand can control things and people and can make them go past their physical and mental limits

[native badge]

It leaves people in excruciating pain after the ability wears off

[latent badge]

Stand Name: Country Roads
Ability: Quantum Telekinesis
Desc: User can manipulate quantum force through telekinesis allowing them to rearranged matter and energy on particle range, and affect reality.
Condition: Chin
Limit: Power can have unrequited effects causing warps in reality without conscious consent.
Range: 7m

Power: D
Speed: A
Range: E
Durability: B
Precision: D
Potential: S

[modern badge]

It eats sand

[quaint swallow]

A single Ace card that can multiply to create a body of them and can pull random abilities from the cards

[clever warren]

You get cancer

[modern badge]

U become Alessi

[waxen swan]

every time you multiply the ace card you only get useless uno cards

[waxen swan]

nuclear fusion on every particle manipulation

good luck bro

[latent badge]

Thanks

[bold bloom]

I'm able to gaslight anyone into believing anything for the next 10 minutes

[kind fable]

You have to lie for the entire 10 minutes

[hallow forum]

You are the youngest person ever

[modern badge]

Tamami stand requiem?

The lock requiem

[potent mason]

And puts it somewhere random(You can't just remove any energy or matter)

[modern badge]

This stand has a 99% chance to give u a million dollars and a 1% chance to turn you into either a French person or Dario Brando

[bold bloom]

yes🗿

[faint geyser]

my stand can copy every stand ability with their weaknesses but strength and speed will not change and it cant affect me

[worldly peak]

Once you copy and use an ability you can never ever use it again!

Mine makes really good Noodles

[waxen swan]

you speak in mesopotamian

[waxen swan]

your stand can’t copy anymore because it’s called identity fraud and he knows that’s a crime

[faint geyser]

i gitta take the weakness from the one under my messager

[faint geyser]

thats him

[faint geyser]

u cant eat them

[waxen swan]

your weakness is toe tumor

[faint geyser]

is your weakness

[waxen swan]

they’re poisoned

[regal jolt]

man people have been typing in here for the last like 20 hours

[waxen swan]

this thread is fucking hilarious

[regal jolt]

fr

[forest crypt]

You vomit them one hour later

[modern badge]

U slowly turn into Ken oyanagi

[crimson iron]

My stand can put a explosive trap on living beings that can only be triggered under certain conditions set by me. anyone who does something that triggers my condition(even unintentionally or by accident) will suffer the consequences. I can adjust the severity of the explosion and amount of said explosion

[grand fossil]

You will implode

[crimson iron]

How lol

[grand fossil]

Idk

You will

[crimson iron]

You mean like from the recoil

Of the explosion

[grand fossil]

Actually no youre forced to eat lactose when youre lactose intolerant

Boon

Boom

Great setback

[crimson iron]

So a different kind of explosion lol💀

[grand fossil]

yes

[crimson iron]

That wreck bathrooms

[grand fossil]

I still eat lactose and im lactose intolerant

Have fun

[crimson iron]

Damn

Doesn't sound fun lol

But clever ngl

Like how powerful stands tend to have a ridiculous weakness or a significant setback

[grand fossil]

Real

[alpine flame]

my stand can make people turn into spaghetti and meatballs

[grand fossil]

You have to eat 10 pounds of spaghetti after using your ability

[alpine flame]

that isn’t a drawback 🤑

[crimson iron]

But whenever you do an Italian will pop out of nowhere to criticize you until you get emotional damage

[grand fossil]

10 POUNDS OF SPAGHETTI ?

YOURE GONNA BE POLPO

[alpine flame]

Thats just Tuesday

[crimson iron]

Giving you a 20 min cool down

[grand fossil]

Next Polpo right here

Only difference is this one doesn't have a cool stand

And would not survive in an Italian mafia

Embed fail

Haha

[alpine flame]

polpo didn’t survive either

sooo

[crimson iron]

Yeah

[alpine flame]

🤑

[crimson iron]

Banana got him

[grand fossil]

Bro pulled the trigger

Absolute idiot

Could've been avoided

[crimson iron]

By eating fast food

Or Gelato

[alpine flame]

What about a burger

[grand fossil]

Tacobell

Okay thanks

Im getting tacos

[alpine flame]

My stand can make people hit their head like really hard

[dark minnow]

John

[crimson iron]

Which includes you if you use it without being outside of your stand's range

[grand fossil]

you suffer from a permanent concussion

Midn my spelling

[alpine flame]

oof

[crimson iron]

Lol

But hey on the bright side that's a versatile one

[alpine flame]

what if there’s no ceiling

Would they float until they hit their head

😭

[crimson iron]

They'll likely float until they found a skyscraper

[alpine flame]

this kinda reminds of that one game

Monkey paw

[crimson iron]

That they'll use to hit their head so had

That it'll explode

[alpine flame]

I bet I can come up for a good one for your stand

[crimson iron]

Causing unnecessary butterfly effects

Like war between two nations that shared an incident similar to the one I described

Due to media being media

[crimson iron]

Lol

[alpine flame]

hmm

[crimson iron]

Unfortunately I'm out of ideas 💀

[alpine flame]

it’s like not a useful butterfly effect, like two presidents of nations don’t fight they just get lunch

or like

get a little angry

[crimson iron]

Lol

Until one president made a normal table manner that is an insult in the another country

Causing them to duke it out

Which also cause feds and military of the two nations to go crazy

Causing a war

Which made their allies who are waiting for the perfect excuse to fight each other join in

[crimson iron]

Uh this is a part of the weakness for your Stand

[alpine flame]

Bros writing a fan fiction

[crimson iron]

Lol

[alpine flame]

Loll

[crimson iron]

I have to make it ridiculous

[waxen swan]

you explode alongside the trap

[crimson iron]

Lol

[waxen swan]

you’re forced to eat them completely after transforming them or else you will die (you’ll die anyway from overeating)

[alpine flame]

i just have to like eat them over the span of a week

ez fr fr

[waxen swan]

no

instantly

your stand will kill you for wasting food

[alpine flame]

ah

[waxen swan]

you must not waste food

❌

[crimson iron]

In the form of an Italian chef

[alpine flame]

can i feed my stand any?

[waxen swan]

weakness made by an italian

[waxen swan]

how can you feed a ghost bro😭

[alpine flame]

the hunger of bro transcends physics 😭

[crimson iron]

Which is actually a problem cuz your Stand will eat anything in its sight as well

[waxen swan]

he’s fucked either way

[crimson iron]

And you'll be tasting everything it consumes

[waxen swan]

let’s go gang i always wanted to taste chernobyl’s radioactive waste

70Kg of spaghetti and meatballs🔥 i don’t think you can even consume that in a week

[alpine flame]

what if other people eat it, will my stand get angry then?

[waxen swan]

i don’t think they can eat a ghost

but we’re assuming the average person doesn’t have a stand so they can’t see it either

[crimson iron]

He meant the spaghetti

[waxen swan]

oh

let’s just do that the spaghetti are poisoned

[crimson iron]

Only edible and safe for the user

Tbh the stand would be good at hunting

But no game

Cuz every animal it killed with the spaghetti would be poisoned

[waxen swan]

ok let’s just make that instead of turning people into spaghetti you start nuclear fusion

here i fixed the ability

[crimson iron]

One wrong step and fallout

No overheating no in between stuff

Or explodes in the user's face

[waxen swan]

just nuclear fusion whoever is caught in his is dead

user too

fuck it let’s all start doing nuclear fusion

[crimson iron]

Lol

[quasi marten]

Stand Name: ThrowBack

Stand Name:Throw Back Ability: Replay Memories

[hallow forum]

You relive all your bad memories

[zinc karma]

Stand Name: NSYNC

Stand Ability: You summon NSYNC

thats it

[waxen swan]

you get cancer when you summon it

bro thought he was safe

[zinc karma]

you know i was hoping you would be more creative

[waxen swan]

sorry

[zinc karma]

its fine

[waxen swan]

let me think about another one

nvm there's nothing much to do with this one

you can only summon it when you're sleeping

or knocked out

or in a coma

[zinc karma]

thats better lol

thanks

[modern badge]

U summon 20 gappys

[zinc karma]

20 Toorus are also summoned

[modern badge]

At least it ain’t 20 joshus

[zinc karma]

real

[formal veldt]

My stand can rearrange the Subatomic structures of matter.

And a separate one:
My stand can cancel out a stand users ability to summon/manifes their stand. It's all hands from here.

[loud magnet]

Whenever u cancel out a stand users ability to let their stand out u too can't let your stand out making it a even match up depending on how strong their stand is

[shy garnet]

SORRY, I FORGOT TO CHECK IN HERE

i agree

funny valentine is such a good dummy test

[crimson iron]

But there's a high risk of messing up the structure (specifically without any knowledge related to changing atomic structures) of any matter. For example if you're eating while using that power, the food could turn to sand , trash, compost, or worse air and something catastrophic like causing nuclear fission that explode in your face just because of miscalculation

And you can't bring back anything that's been changed by your Stand into the original form

[loud magnet]

Mine better that's just atom eve bro

[crimson iron]

Your's for another stand

Mine is a logical weakness for another stand

[crimson iron]

Plus atom eve is different

[loud magnet]

No she's literally that gng

[crimson iron]

Nah

Atom eve is gifted at chemistry

While the weakness I preposed requires user to actually learn

Without learning that stand can never harm anyone other than the user

[loud magnet]

That sucks bro that means they can get over their weaknesses

[crimson iron]

Ge what?

But is learning atomic structures easy?

Definitely no

[loud magnet]

You can just learn one specific thing and use it on everything then

[crimson iron]

It's not that easy

[loud magnet]

Just turn everything into apples or sum✌️

[crimson iron]

Apples wouldn't harm anything

Plus in my opinion weakness isn't something that should force someone into a corner

It's meant to be overcame

[loud magnet]

Dude mine is way more consistent yours just ruined the stand

Mine is you lose your stand and so do they so it's balanced

Urs is "haha u can't use your stand"

[crimson iron]

💀

[loud magnet]

I'm sorry but ur weakness is too much ain't nobody doing allat

[crimson iron]

I'd like to talk more about this but cmon why should I have a discussion about something as small as this

[zinc karma]

its better than some jackass telling you whenever you use yout stand you get stage 4 testie cancer or sum shi

[loud magnet]

Still

[crimson iron]

That's what inconsistency is

[loud magnet]

Yea unlike mine

[crimson iron]

Yeah sure man confidence is key🤣

[loud magnet]

Mine is literally better

And simpler

[zinc karma]

okay if you have a serious stand that you dont want getting joked about then go to the dedicated ocs channel. this is a fun and games type question

the stand i submitted was when you use it you just summon NSYNC

[loud magnet]

Ez watch me cook

[crimson iron]

Yea confidence is key🤣

[long goblet]

@crimson iron, your Stand Rank is now 16!

[zinc karma]

trust me you cant come up with a better weakness than the last guy

[loud magnet]

What was it

[modern badge]

My stand is wonder of u except he hugs u instead of gives u calamity

[zinc karma]

he said i can only use the stand when im asleep, knoked out, or in a coma

[loud magnet]

When no one is around at 4:50 am he hugs u so tight and wakes u up

[crimson iron]

But it's humanoid enough so ppl look at you weird for PDA

Specifically stand users

[zinc karma]

talkin bout PDA like bros in middle school

[loud magnet]

Mine better but yours is actually so tuff gng

[zinc karma]

the sticker was cringe mb'

child detected get the mods away from them!

[crimson iron]

OK man gonna pretend like you didn't say this is not serious

💀

[zinc karma]

gng i said mb

[crimson iron]

No offense taken

[loud magnet]

We all drank water before let's be real gng

[zinc karma]

not me gng i am the only thing holding the seven up dr pepper corporation above ground

all i drink is dp

[crimson iron]

Dp is an acquired taste for some ngl

[loud magnet]

Gng my stand let's me talk to people in their minds like we do telepathic conversations and talk abt cats and shi

[crimson iron]

Like it's a little bit more spice heavy

[zinc karma]

dp is the nectar of the heavens chat what

[loud magnet]

Dp is too expensive

For my taste

[crimson iron]

For me it's a little spice heavy

But not like The only flavor is spice

Complex

[loud magnet]

Yall need to try sewer water the taste is crazy✌️✌️

[crimson iron]

Nah I'm good

[loud magnet]

I bet you've never eaten a dead bird before💀

Like bro yall need to try eating some peak like me

[crimson iron]

Chicken counts so yea

[loud magnet]

Nah chicken is like gold

I could never

[crimson iron]

Still technically dead bird

[loud magnet]

But i guess it tastes good

I think

[zinc karma]

gng youre not on sum ozzy osbourne shi are you?

[crimson iron]

Ozzy Osbourne also ate a bat

[loud magnet]

Bro did u make a reference for smth

[zinc karma]

basically the same thing

and yes

it was a reference

[crimson iron]

Birds and bats are not the same

[loud magnet]

To what gng

[zinc karma]

to the time in the 80s when Ozzy Osbourne ate the head of a live bat on stage]

[crimson iron]

Bats are mammals while birds are avians

[loud magnet]

They taste the same icl

[long goblet]

@loud magnet, your Stand Rank is now 6!

[zinc karma]

they both fly and are edible, 'nuff said

[crimson iron]

Lol funnily enough one Chinese guy in Wuhan thought the same

And guess how that turned out for him

[loud magnet]

Except when I ate the bat I couldn't drink water for a while like dam I do NOT recommend

[zinc karma]

yeah yeah covid ik

[crimson iron]

And even without covid

Eating bats is instant rabies

All bats carry rabies

[loud magnet]

Like bro after I ate that bat I couldn't drink water for a while, my body was probably too hydrated from the bat

[zinc karma]

yk they couldve prevented covid by having better healthcare and government in china. and also not overcrowding their entire population

[zinc karma]

thats not how that works lol

[crimson iron]

And also by not eating exotic shit

[loud magnet]

Ur not the one who ate that bat gng

[zinc karma]

you eating a bat does not translate to you being physically inable to drink water

[loud magnet]

Nah I was able to drink water after a bit lowkey that bad did not have that much in him

I should've stuck to rats ngl

[zinc karma]

how did this go from dumb stand weaknesses to the effects of eating a bat

[loud magnet]

Nah this whole convo was ur weakness

Bats

Nah just the concept of bats if u even think abt them u will not have access to ur stand

And also all of them will get rabies if u try to think abt bats and summon them at the same time

Better than the last guy eh

I'm too good lowkey

YO CHAPTER 26 ISOUT?!?! +! +!!?! +($? $=

[spare spindle]

You’re good, I don’t mind, there are times people can’t see crap

[worthy garnet]

My stand is star platinum

😎

[modern badge]

Ur weakness is the lovers

[waxen swan]

you can’t use it to fight

[still geode]

its a star shaped piece of platinum

all the edges are dull

basically useless

[waxen swan]

50% chance of fusing or splitting atoms when doing it

2: you can only cancel someone’s stand ability if they don’t have a stand

[still geode]

you need to boil and season people in order for the process to start

[waxen swan]

i think you just gave him an upgrade

[still geode]

nah

it would be hard to boil a person in the first place

[waxen swan]

true

[still geode]

you might as well just prepare spaghetti and meatballs

[still geode]

make a weakness for this

i havent found some1 make a good weakness for this lol

except 1

[versed mica]

My stand is called learn to fly and it makes it easier for you to learn to fly any kind of aircraft

[still geode]

it absolutley scared of heights and if you are high up it will create a loud, non-stop scream.

if you are in a aircraft the stand will damage it in hopes that it crashes

[versed mica]

It’s integrated

How is it gonna do that if it’s integrated

[still geode]

oh

[versed mica]

Oh nvm

I didn’t see the the person below creates a weakness

[versed mica]

Oh man that sucks

[waxen swan]

it makes aircrafts crash

[waxen swan]

it has rabies and it can’t absorb water anymore

nvm it absorbs water not drink it

your stand is allergic to water

[still geode]

o

[formal veldt]

YES. THIS. ITS GONNA BE ALL. HANDS.

[formal veldt]

YES YES YES

[formal veldt]

MAAAAYBE not this BUT I LIKE THE IDEA

If the ability is gonna be super powerful it NEEDS to have a nerf!

[formal veldt]

Maybe if the character can't remember the original structure it can't return it back to the original form.

Cause like think about it, if it's just a normal vase and you can think of rhe structure and it's shape and color and all that, you can bring it back.

But if a plane is going to engine failure? Yeah bitch, we're CRASHING 😭😭

Requires a lot of practice and knowledge to use.

It would also be VERY funny if the stand ability needed a rest day because it's super draining to use. So it's just like "yeaaaah.. my stand ability just.. DOESN'T work on Tuesdays.."

[formal veldt]

This can build character >:)))

[kind fable]

This qotd will never die

Too peak

Sorry titoru, never topping this one

[hallow forum]

My stand is ye
Ability: posts the most trash takes on twitter

[kind fable]

Stand Das Model

By building a model kit, 3d puzzle, Lego set, model home, etc. The user gets their own portable pocket dimension

For example if they build a baratie model kit they will be on the baratie in the open sea.

Only weakness idea I have is thst you have to fully build it and if part of it breaks part of the dimension breaks

[hallow forum]

You get taxed that's your weakness

[kind fable]

Weakness: you try to be the kind of man Anton Drexler would simp for

[kind fable]

What like property tax or gst?

[hallow forum]

Both

Plus each time you activate your ability

[kind fable]

What if I drop 5 gundams on the irs hq

[hallow forum]

That is a discussion for another day

[kind fable]

What

[hallow forum]

I was saying you also get taxed on activating your ability

Each time

[kind fable]

Wha

Imma create the irs

[somber veldt]

my stand allows me to run 1km/h faster than normal

chat can we get this as the first ever qotd with 2000 messages

[formal veldt]

You have the Joestar Technique. Your risk of crashing any sort of motorized transportation has increased by 25%.

[somber veldt]

good thing I can run places faster now

I don't need a vehicle

[kind fable]

Titoru's stand is making a really cool qotd

Weakness is the one after flops

[modern badge]

U crash into the yuya tunnel idk

[somber veldt]

good thing my natural running speed is 59km/h

[kind fable]

It takes you 17.76 meters to decelerate

If youre even slightly off you trip and get injured

[modern badge]

My stand forces u to like yotsuyu

[kind fable]

If you go on ice the deceleration is altered too

[modern badge]

Pls I’m desperate for more yotsuyu fans

[somber veldt]

I just don't stop running smh easy

[kind fable]

Weakness: everyone hates Darby

[somber veldt]

I love yotsuyu

[kind fable]

A-train?

[silver plover]

thats kinda a pro

depending on who you use it on

if you use it on an enemy

kaboom

screaming like goku activating super saiyan

[somber veldt]

what if my stand ability is to remove itself and run away into the distance when i activate it

[pastel mantle]

This is great

Fast

Zoom stand

[modern badge]

U get iron deficiency

[lime wren]

your balls dissapear

[hallow forum]

My stand makes you take a shower

[gusty sinew]

You can never take a shower

[modern badge]

With AXE body spray

[somber veldt]

it doesn't make you shower in water

[kind fable]

Hoses you down and you go

....why is it pink

[loud magnet]

My stand let's be delay any effect of smth so for example if I drop a cup I can delay it from breaking until I deactivate it

[still geode]

your stamina depletes 3x quicker

[formal veldt]

You can only delay something for 3 seconds and if you grab something too quick while in delay, then deactive it, the thing you grab will break.

So if you delay a mug falling, grab the handle, then reactivate it, the handle will snap off because the force catches up with it.

[kind fable]

You actually just freeze it until you forget about it

You can't grab it before hand or it will enact the effect on you

You drop a mug and you have like a couple weeks to cushion it before it breaks

[worthy garnet]

His account gets fucking suspended

Intense dehydration

[worthy garnet]

The water avoids you

[worthy garnet]

You crash every aircraft you fly

[worthy garnet]

Explodes upon contact

[worthy garnet]

You replay cringe memories

[worthy garnet]

Dyslexia

[worthy garnet]

You explode too lol

[worthy garnet]

Its always the 1%

[worthy garnet]

Stand too op the user fucking dies 😂

[worthy garnet]

You create mustard gas and die from poisoning

[worthy garnet]

It has monkey pox

[worthy garnet]

It actually only gives you water, the milkshake you are tasting is the stand's ability

[worthy garnet]

Weakness: you're jobless

[waxen swan]

you can only delay one object per time and only while looking at them

[loud magnet]

This one is the only one that didn't absolutely cook me thx gng❤️

[waxen swan]

i take it back

weakness: prostate cancer

[loud magnet]

I delayed you from thinking abt that weakness

[waxen swan]

too late

let’s go gang

[zinc karma]

i know ive done like 3 atp but my newest one is just cartoon logic. Wooden mallets in your pockets, surviving any explosion but being painted black with soot, flying until you look down, creating wormholes by painting a tunnel, so on and so on.

summoning falling anvils

[modern badge]

My stand can make u eat drugs

[prime remnant]

Cancer

[kind fable]

Let's you marry a fictional ghost

[prime remnant]

Get shot 35 billion times