[25/5/24] Which Stand can demolish the Empire State most quickly and efficiently? And why?

[dark spruce]

we need it gone we're replacing it with a statue of smokey

[weary mauve]

First.

[little hill]

Not first

[meager timber]

C-Moon

[livid glen]

crazy diamond

[junior dagger]

star platinum

[minor moss]

Look who's here early

[meager timber]

just flip its insides out

[acoustic dagger]

The world if unlimited timestop

[obsidian stream]

@acoustic dagger, your Stand Rank is now 4!

[fast island]

Boiii

[upbeat tundra]

Cmoon

[livid glen]

break a piece off and rearrange it

[misty thorn]

killer queen

[wild gust]

Cream could take out the supports really quickly

[upbeat tundra]

Cream

[meager timber]

Killer Queen can probably do the job with enough time

[weary mauve]

Tusk ACT IV.

[limber trellis]

Nah he'll just restore it right after

[raw cloud]

yeah cream for sure

[upbeat tundra]

That one too

[versed anchor]

wonder of u, because of clamity

[rigid verge]

We don't even need a stand, we just need Joseph and a plane

[upbeat tundra]

Gappy

[little hill]

Aerosmith

[sterile sky]

Emperor cuz he can just shoot it a lot

[fringe oak]

killer queen can make a building a bomb

[wispy skiff]

Killer Queen. It touches the building, it blows up. The end.

[obsidian stream]

@fringe oak, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[upbeat tundra]

Also pre roka gappy

[fringe oak]

then blow it up

[fresh quartz]

its def the meteor stand from part 6

[chilly widget]

killer queen easily, he can just blow up the supports

[twilit socket]

Depends on how we define efficiency

[marble axle]

The best one

[ionic portal]

Weather report

[obsidian stream]

@ionic portal, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[bitter juniper]

How is the empire state building going to pursue him?

[obsidian stream]

@bitter juniper, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[remote ore]

Notorious B.I.G. NOT FAST but it will get rid of everything

[meager timber]

the underground thingy from part 6

[acoustic dagger]

Anubis cutting in one cut

[primal finch]

Think there's an unsaid limit.

[limber trellis]

knowing the background of joseph, planes and towers in america I know this won't gonna end well but fair

[twilit socket]

Does efficiency take into account the lives and clean up after the tower collapses?

[versed anchor]

dang you right

[primal finch]

Cream most likely.

[acoustic dagger]

Anubis on top

[wild gust]

the building doesn't move though

[limber burrow]

boku no rhythm 🐦 💣

[remote ore]

It it cares for the clean up, notorious big is a good option

[raven patio]

Za hando

[primal finch]

The hand.

[little hill]

Didn’t Star Platinum punch an entire building to dust in the OVA?

[acoustic dagger]

Stopping time and earasing

[twilit socket]

It becomes a hazard once the debris is cleaned up though. I think Cream is perfectly suited for both demolition and clean up

[primal finch]

We're talking about the top of a comparably small building vs the Empire state which is probably thousands of times more heavy. 😭

[acoustic dagger]

Ez

[little hill]

still a building

[remote ore]

We can pair cream with notorious big! After BIG is done, cream erases it

[primal finch]

Would take some time to do so.

[little hill]

still a building

[sterile root]

joseph as long as his hands are on an airplane's yoke

[little hill]

Minecraft Steve can punch a building down it’ll just take some time

[primal finch]

[marble axle]

Bohemian Rhapsody

[celest grotto]

Nuh uh

[bitter juniper]

Surely if dio or jotaro were to train long enough to really increase the worlds time limit ot would be that? Or is there an overall cap?

[remote ore]

Why

[little hill]

i think zoro takes down the Empire State Building using 4 sword style

[celest grotto]

Bohemian rhapsody activates and godzilla pulls up

[primal finch]

Notorious B.I.G vs cream will be like the martian vs a fucking ocean.

[marble axle]

Gg ez to the building

[calm pasture]

I was about to make a very dark joke

[marble axle]

[low stag]

could the empire state building thgeoretically fit in one of enigmas papers

[foggy thorn]

Killer queen

[acoustic dagger]

Kaido

[calm cloud]

use mih to make all the matierals degrade or smthing

[marble axle]

no

[primal finch]

Hello C A B L E

[celest grotto]

Notorious big chases the fastest thing nearby

[little hill]

Can Bohemian Rhapsody make hanime real

[celest grotto]

Yes

[rigid verge]

Oh. OH.

[acoustic dagger]

Light yagami😝😝

[finite lance]

Killer Queen....Big tower go boom

[primal finch]

Yeah bro, let's just wait a couple hundred years in a few minutes.

[remote ore]

I DIDNT mean vs, I mean cream just erase BIG after it’s done eating the building!

[marble axle]

Why do u want that?

[celest grotto]

Bohemian rhapsody brings your body pillow to life

[frail ibex]

killa queen

[solemn blaze]

C-Moon could invert the supports maybe

[untold quiver]

Za hando nor Soft and Wet cuz the friction stolen and the building fall,killing a lot of people

[calm pasture]

[bitter juniper]

I also pick killer queen because im in love with kira

[little hill]

i never said i wanted anything

do you?

[frail ibex]

cuz it brings the boom

[primal finch]

I wasn't referencing like both of them eating the building, just vs each other.

[marble axle]

Maybe both of us?

[magic light]

Killer Queen

[little hill]

[leaden eagle]

No stand, just bring Joseph. He’d probably end up flying a plane into it

[marble axle]

[remote ore]

Then we can have around 1km around the area completely alone, that could work

[acoustic dagger]

Why can i talk any bok nø pikø

[low stag]

i was gonna say soft machine but itll prolly take days for the building to be fully collapsed

[acoustic dagger]

Nah god usoop

[remote ore]

Oh, yeah that’s fair, in a vs cream is just erase everything button

[celest grotto]

The building would have to move and be faster than anything nearby

Buildings are famous for not moving

[acoustic dagger]

Law from one piece

[celest grotto]

If it was that unstable you wouldn't need a stand

Just kick it over

[marble axle]

what are u saying bro

[acoustic dagger]

The metal guy would just take all the metal from the building. The guy from part 5

Ezgg

[wheat cradle]

Cream

[marble axle]

i dont think thats how it works

[celest grotto]

Diver down, turn the building into a spring and launch it

[little hill]

“Which Stand can demolish the Empire Sta—“

Cream:
The Hand:
Killer Queen:
OVA Hierophant:
Bad Company:

[wheat cradle]

Killer Queen will blow other stuff down

[primal finch]

Buildings move up and down 11 inches per day.

[remote ore]

As far as I’m aware, notorious big prioritizes on consuming the fastest thing nearby BUT it also eats everything else so, if there is no faster thing than just buildings around, it will just consume the building

[primal finch]

No I'm not even shitting you.

[acoustic dagger]

Amogus👍

[celest grotto]

No fucking way a pigeon won't come by

[primal finch]

If you remove every single thing producing noise on the streets of New York, you'd hear a weird humming sound.

[little hill]

the city sings :)

[acoustic dagger]

Gojo

[marble axle]

Bro stop

[primal finch]

Do you perchance watch Skibidi Toilet?

[acoustic dagger]

Jonathan

[marble axle]

probably

[acoustic dagger]

I hate to inform you that i do not.

[remote ore]

I mean, the ideal escenario is that in an area of 1km around the building everything is still, that’s how notorious big would consume the entire building

[marble axle]

Why do you hate that?

[tawdry flame]

me

[acoustic dagger]

Idk

[primal finch]

Perfect grammar switch up. 🫶

[remote ore]

Why ;(

[acoustic dagger]

[low stag]

And new york is usually at a constant 90 decibels during the day, the equivalent to a constant scream

[mellow thunder]

AU Killer Queen

[primal finch]

The movement of the steel beams, it's constant throughout the day.

[gusty osprey]

Who has a bomb stand in jojo guys

[low stag]

That’s a cool fact

[marble axle]

me

[acoustic dagger]

Killer Queen bc: bites the dust a lot of time back then destroys before he normally even started

[remote ore]

Damn, that’s kinda scary

That even in a desolated city, there’s still sound

[celest grotto]

And how would it know to attack the building

[acoustic dagger]

Miku wins 100 procent

[celest grotto]

How would it even know it is there

[marble axle]

Hear me out D4C brings another Empire State
(I know he cant do it)

[little hill]

I’m seriously curious about what made you type that. It’s infuriatingly unoriginal and overused there is no way Among Us is taking down the Empire State Building quickly, albeit efficiently. The fact that your mind upon seeing a question as such, with a relation as such, to go straight to “Among Us 👶”.

I’m so upset. My day was going so well I was honestly thinking everyone could say their piece and keep it original. But no. I scroll through the answers and see Among Us— a joke that died way too fast at a very appropriate time. Do not cook again in this AOTD section I’m slamming my fist into the table

[marble axle]

Percent

[primal finch]

You could also hear the movement of the tectonic plates if you were to put a machine to hear it underneath like a kilometer underground.

[gusty osprey]

Ok so we put tunc against the empire state
I think he can do it

[low stag]

Not with that attitude you cant

[primal finch]

But you can't be anywhere near it.

[acoustic dagger]

Sus?

[primal finch]

Or else you need to stop breathing, the movement of your blood, and heart, and just stop existing.

[remote ore]

Wow… that is truly terrifying

[wheat cradle]

Spice Girl is a good option, just move the empire state out of the way easily

[little hill]

empire state go boiyoiyoiyoing hahah

[wheat cradle]

and then we put the Smokey statue

[marble axle]

[celest grotto]

@remote ore how would Big even know it's there

[crystal wave]

Killer Queen

[gusty osprey]

She can make slime out of the empire state

[remote ore]

I don’t think he needs to know, he just eats everything in its path

[low stag]

Would it be the heat or pressure to take you out

[primal finch]

I deadass need to find where I got this, it was from an episode somewhere on Nation Geographic.

[celest grotto]

Diver down can just turn it into a smokey statue

[primal finch]

What?

No you put it in a cave.

[low stag]

Oohh

[primal finch]

A very very empty cave with no life in it.

[acoustic dagger]

Ronaldo

[low stag]

Mb i was thinking of sm else

[gusty osprey]

Can emporio stack the empire state in his pocket

[acoustic dagger]

From football

[celest grotto]

It attacks any living thing that touches it or anything it "sees"

[wheat cradle]

Earth Wind and Fire can turn Mikitaka into a Smokey Statue

[marble axle]

no

[low stag]

That one hole the Soviets dug back in the day

[celest grotto]

Big wouldn't even notice the building

[remote ore]

I mean, what is even the perception of “seeing” to notorious big?

[acoustic dagger]

Big black monkey boy

[low stag]

Judgement can make the statue with enough dirt

[crystal wave]

Wait what about Magician's red

[marble axle]

smokey can’t

[frozen wagon]

Okuyasu can delete the building

[little hill]

Answer of the day’s bonus question is || Dio Brando ||

[acoustic dagger]

The sun is better anuway

[wheat cradle]

Can The Fool build a Smokey Statue with sand?

[celest grotto]

If it go fast I see, if it isn't fastest I don't see

[acoustic dagger]

I think you should ky-

[remote ore]

Right, so it could see the building then

[little hill]

spell it out coward

[primal finch]

Pretty sure

[celest grotto]

Nuh uh

[primal finch]

There's an art piece somewhere

[marble axle]

uuuu

[celest grotto]

It would see the clocks inside

[little hill]

The power to melt metal itself in seconds, Magician’s Red is a good pick for this QOTD

[remote ore]

As the build isn’t completely still all the time, it slightly moves from the wind and earth movement

[celest grotto]

But not the building

[acoustic dagger]

I will not take requests from such buffoons as you

[primal finch]

Where it's supposed to produce a stalactite.

A machine, that's supposed to produce a stalactite.

[marble axle]

amogus

[little hill]

don’t step through a door if you refuse to close it

[crystal wave]

Anything that can soften up the steel beams that make up the structure of the building is good, since that would cause the structure to fail.

[celest grotto]

I feel like Big woukd target the clocks, or whoever put it there, or anything thst moves in the building

[primal finch]

You understand how long it takes to produce a stalactite?

[remote ore]

Im sorry but according to what you said, it Can see movement, and the building can’t be completely still, thanks to the wind, to the earth movement

[primal finch]

Less than 10 cm would equal about one thousand years.

[acoustic dagger]

Muzzy from muzzy club

[low stag]

Would be real funny to blend it in the roof of a cave

[acoustic dagger]

He would eat the clocks

[celest grotto]

There is no way that the empire state building moves faster than a clock

[marble axle]

I would say that green day can?

[wheat cradle]

Wonder of U if you get enough people

[marble axle]

not sure tho

[primal finch]

One hundred years would make the height of a stalactite just an inch taller.

[remote ore]

Im not considering a clock ⏰ tbh

[celest grotto]

And if there's clearly faster movement inside he goes inside

[remote ore]

We were talking about big targeting the building as a whole

[cosmic sapphire]

Killer Queen since smart bomb or maybe Tusk

And bonus question is Dio

[acoustic dagger]

Guys Anubis if he can cut a big enough slice

[crystal wave]

Holy shit, what about cream

[low stag]

How does one acquire such knowledge

[acoustic dagger]

It will be over that quick

[cosmic sapphire]

FUCK WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT

[primal finch]

Googling it.

[low stag]

Makes sense

[primal finch]

[acoustic dagger]

👽👽

[celest grotto]

And we see from the fight that it's speed relative to it

[primal finch]

Also just general knowledge I've learned.

[low stag]

What abt tomb of the boom or Metallica

[celest grotto]

Which is why it didn't target the plane while it was on it

[wheat cradle]

get someone to bet the Empire State with Marilyn Manson and win

[primal finch]

The boom boom family or something.

[remote ore]

But it did target the plane once it crashed

[acoustic dagger]

I said metalica too i think it will do a great job

[crystal wave]

Ooo metallica would be op in a building which has a steel beam skeleton

[low stag]

Yea those guys

Guys

[low stag]

Exactly

[primal finch]

Hi.

[celest grotto]

After it was flung from it

[remote ore]

And again, the building moves

Maybe you can’t notice it because it’s not very visual but

[cosmic sapphire]

Nah let Hermit Purple do its work /j

[celest grotto]

So you have to drop big in a way where it somehow notices the building swaying without going on or in it

[remote ore]

At the top of a big building, it’s swings a little

[primal finch]

I don't get the Teto meme.

[acoustic dagger]

Teto wins

[crystal wave]

Ok so we got
Killer Queen
Magician's Red
The Hand (the version shown later in Part 4)
Cream
The Sun
Metallica
Star Platinum
The World
Crazy Diamond

[primal finch]

The fweaking sun

[marble axle]

i said green day but idk

[remote ore]

I mean, to me the normal escenario would be like

[celest grotto]

Diver down

[acoustic dagger]

Anubis yoo

[celest grotto]

Fucking how?

[remote ore]

Big outside the building, then starts to consume

But if you really think it only work if it’s dropped

[celest grotto]

To notice the speed he'd have to be like above it tho

[cosmic sapphire]

What abt Tusk? Don't the Golden nail shots get huge?

[wheat cradle]

Could Kiss work?

[obsidian stream]

@wheat cradle, your Stand Rank is now 17!

[primal finch]

Are we deaduzz? 😭

The building isn't alive.

[acoustic dagger]

Power of imagination

[marble axle]

I forgot how his ability work
Forgive me

[remote ore]

I think that depends of the range of big to notice fast things

[marble axle]

[crystal wave]

WAIT what about Gold Experience, since he can just infuse the steel beams with life energy and turn them into like frogs or some shit

[acoustic dagger]

Fr tho

[wheat cradle]

With Bohemian Rhapsody you can create a character that demolishes the empire state at a molecular level

[celest grotto]

I still feel like this scenario requires too much prep time

[remote ore]

Now that I think about it

[dense quest]

wouldnt killer queen work the best? or the hand maybe

[acoustic dagger]

🍚

[remote ore]

Sticky fingers

[marble axle]

Actually I said that

[remote ore]

But it works!

[primal finch]

"I have the ability to destroy one empire state building, and then I am useless."

[celest grotto]

Hole.io irl

[cosmic sapphire]

What abt D4C if you can get a big enough cloth

[remote ore]

I don’t care for prep time, and there’s already the cream obvious answer

[acoustic dagger]

👆🍆🤏

[low stag]

give bruno some climbing equipment and hes getin the job done

[wheat cradle]

Does Goo Goo Dolls work?

[cosmic sapphire]

Teleport it away

[marble axle]

That’s what it matters!

[crystal wave]

Killer Queen I think has a limit on how big of an object he can blow up, so it would take some time

[granite goblet]

killer queen

[celest grotto]

After eradicating all pigeons yes

[dense quest]

he can blow up the supports

[remote ore]

So speculating about it it’s worth the time

[cosmic sapphire]

Or Chocolate Disco

[remote ore]

Yeah :3, also cool trigger pfp

[celest grotto]

Underworld

[marble axle]

tks

[dense quest]

we just need to remove the supports of this building i assume

[crystal wave]

Holy shit what about planet waves

[celest grotto]

Planet waves would be better

[obsidian stream]

@celest grotto, your Stand Rank is now 16!

[low stag]

beat me by a second

[celest grotto]

But I think diver down would genuinely be the best

[crystal wave]

You don't even need to remove them, just damage or soften them

[acoustic dagger]

[wheat cradle]

Its simple

[celest grotto]

Or weather report

[acoustic dagger]

[cosmic sapphire]

What about Oasis?

[celest grotto]

That would work

[remote ore]

What about cream starter

[wheat cradle]

Get Oingo Boingo brothers, they will blow up the building (and themselves)

[low stag]

yk the empire state bulding has had a plane crsh into it before

[celest grotto]

Huh

[acoustic dagger]

Shigechi fr

[remote ore]

Joseph shenanigans

[low stag]

so underworld could techincally recreate it

[low stag]

yup

[remote ore]

Yeah, idk how but it can work (I’m guessing)

[cosmic sapphire]

If you can soften the Supports and kinda just spit it out the metal would eventually go out

[marble axle]

How?

[obsidian stream]

@marble axle, your Stand Rank is now 7!

[celest grotto]

Nuh uh

[remote ore]

Why

[celest grotto]

Do you even know what it does

[low stag]

weather report has a tonna ways to demolish the building

[crystal wave]

Someone inside got hit but iirc she survived (idk about the pilot)

[acoustic dagger]

Taking everything away from the building

[low stag]

what about it

[cosmic sapphire]

What abt November rain

Heavy raindrops

[remote ore]

I was thinking of some stand that deteriorates things and though about cream starter

[crystal wave]

You mean Cream? Cream is not the same as Cream Starter

[celest grotto]

Cream starter absorbs flesh and shoots it out as a cream

[low stag]

raindrops aint really gonna do anything imma be honest

[remote ore]

Only flesh?

[fleet flower]

Star platinum we saw it do something like that in t he ova against dio

[celest grotto]

The empire state building is not made of flesh

[low stag]

its like shooting bullets from a pistol from the roof of the building

[fleet flower]

Bonus question: dio

[celest grotto]

Yes

[cosmic sapphire]

Can't it crush stuff?

[low stag]

yup

[frail ibex]

The hand

[remote ore]

That’s not cool

[obsidian stream]

@remote ore, your Stand Rank is now 5!

[low stag]

yea but raindrops are small asl

[fleet flower]

Best answer

[frail ibex]

Gr

Fr

[remote ore]

Hey so

[fleet flower]

Actually hold up made in heaven also can cook it fast

[remote ore]

Can echoes act 3 affect the whole building?

[cosmic sapphire]

Bro.. didn't you see what it did to rohans floor? With enough of them and rusting the supports they'd give way

[low stag]

give a man hey ya and they crumbling the tower in one day trust trust

[celest grotto]

Echoes act 2 can handle it

Boom

[wheat cradle]

Does Bastet work?

[frail ibex]

Aerosmith lol

[celest grotto]

Easy

[acoustic dagger]

Guys what about the stand that makes things small

[frail ibex]

Little feet

[acoustic dagger]

And then just step on ot

It

[wheat cradle]

Which one?

[celest grotto]

Little feet could work

[low stag]

itd be like shooting pistol bullets thru the roof of the building

[cosmic sapphire]

Or Tusk act 4 could work

[wheat cradle]

We have like 3

[celest grotto]

You have to sacrifice someone to the building but yeah

[low stag]

soft machine too

[cosmic sapphire]

Infinite spin energy and it tore open D4C love train

[crystal wave]

Can't Areosmith just bomb the building

[low stag]

oh yeaaaaaa

[marble axle]

Explain

[acoustic dagger]

Ugly=cool

Idk

[celest grotto]

Yeah

[acoustic dagger]

Im uintelligent

[celest grotto]

Take all the screws and stuff out

Building collapses

[acoustic dagger]

Uhn

Whatever she said yeah

[celest grotto]

NUT KING CALL

[marble axle]

good point

[acoustic dagger]

HARVEST TAKE HIS BALLS!!!

[marble axle]

who was that

[celest grotto]

In part 8, it takes things apart with nuts and bolts

[wheat cradle]

NO, WE DON'T WANT JOSHU TO TAKE THE CREDIT

[crystal wave]

Sticky Fingers can cut the steel beams

[celest grotto]

Kiss

[marble axle]

oh, I haven’t read part 8 yet

[crystal wave]

Oh shit

[marble axle]

[eager arrow]

The hand, cream, star platinum, the world, killer queen

[crystal wave]

SPICE GIRL CAN SOFTEN THE BEAMS

[celest grotto]

Just make a second empire state building and destroy both of the... that won't fly in new york

[low stag]

i thought it only affected joshu

[celest grotto]

Nuh uh

[low stag]

like how stone free only affects jolyne

[wheat cradle]

A single prime Joseph can destroy it

[manic gust]

literally star platinun

[low stag]

speaking of part 8

[acoustic dagger]

I agree

[low stag]

what abt ozon baby

[marble axle]

We are looking for technical ways

[low stag]

give joseph a plane and a dream and the jobs done

[manic gust]

fym technical ways

[low stag]

i heard concrete can turn to dust under no air pressure but im not sure

[crystal wave]

The reason I chose Magician's Red is because it has been shown that heat can soften steel beams to the point of a building collapsing, such as in 2001

[remote ore]

Soften the whole building and it’s done

[eager arrow]

Killer queen touches the building and boom boom

[celest grotto]

If that's true and not a myth then y3s

Holy shit

[acoustic dagger]

Hirophant green😝😝

[low stag]

what about i am a rock

[crystal wave]

If it was that easy, why did he not just touch the building Josuke was hiding in after getting hit during the final battle

[marble axle]

He can’t explode the entire building at once i think? But he can destroy the lower part of the building

[low stag]

damn thats a lotta part 8 stands

[celest grotto]

Schott Key 1

[acoustic dagger]

Basic hamon on top

[low stag]

oh yeaaaaaaa

[crystal wave]

D4C can work

[compact scaffold]

I’ve only seen a couple people say The Hand, which would definitely be able to do it.

[low stag]

technically the original would crumble and leave a replica

[celest grotto]

Touch the building, and teleport it into like large trucks that haul it out until it collapses

[marble axle]

and cream

[celest grotto]

Because we want interesting answers

[compact scaffold]

Yeah but I’ve seen a lot more people say Cream. Both have a similar ability.

[celest grotto]

Cream is boring

[wheat cradle]

I Joseph Joestar, have a dream. I want to replace the empire state with smokey

[celest grotto]

The hand is boring

For this question at least

[low stag]

get all the screws or other important stuff to follow the victim and boomn

[celest grotto]

Heavens door

[low stag]

and ineffecient too

[marble axle]

The fool!
how? Idk

[wheat cradle]

What will he do? it only works on peple

[low stag]

with a range of E and and with how big the bulding is its gonna take forever

[celest grotto]

Write on a group of people that they'll hijack planes and send them into the tower

[low stag]

is this what osama did back in the day

[wheat cradle]

No, we don't want 9/11 2.0

[celest grotto]

Rohan did 9/11 confirmed?

[acoustic dagger]

24/5

[celest grotto]

It was shown in tskr chapter 1

They release them out of order it was released during jojolion

[acoustic dagger]

William Zeppelin solos

[compact scaffold]

You want a unique answer? Echoes Act2.

[marble axle]

Boing

[celest grotto]

Good answer

[low stag]

ningbos stand

inflate the building and drop it froma sufficient height

[wheat cradle]

Just get Wang Chan, he made something explode before

[celest grotto]

It would probably just pop first but yeah

The empire state balloon

[wheat cradle]

Tubular Bells?

[celest grotto]

Ningbo's stand but that would work too

Gold experience

[low stag]

even if it pops it takes out (probably) a huge chunk of the building

[celest grotto]

Turn it into tapeworms

[celest grotto]

Yeah I didn't say it wouldn't work, it would work

[native crystal]

Will wood reference

[low stag]

i need to be able to blow into the metal support beams to inflate em so its gonna be a lil hard

[celest grotto]

Jojo hot dog contest reference*

[wheat cradle]

Araki recycling a stand again

[low stag]

fair enough

[native crystal]

I mean I think crazy diamond could just like take it apart

Is that demolition tho

[low stag]

what if i just summon strength from the top of the building

[wheat cradle]

And why we need Rohan when we got our best boy Narancia

[celest grotto]

Wouldn't work

[native crystal]

Omg wait

[low stag]

how come?

[celest grotto]

You'd have to air lift a boat up there

[native crystal]

Just get bohemian rhapsody to get King Kong up there

[low stag]

why tho?

cant i just climb some stairs or summon it from inside the bulding

[celest grotto]

Cant summon strength without a boat

[marble axle]

true

[celest grotto]

You carrying a fucking canoe up the stairs?

[native crystal]

Well you can get like

A toy boat

[low stag]

mb i forgot it binds to a boat and not an actual boat

[shell gate]

arosmith

im not elaborating

[coarse basin]

Killer Queen turns a supporting pillar into a bomb, causing the whole thing to crumble to the ground

[obsidian stream]

@coarse basin, your Stand Rank is now 22!

[coarse basin]

Or maybe Aerosmith….

[low stag]

is metal a type of mineral?

[celest grotto]

Yes

[native crystal]

I ain’t trusting you with a plane at all dawg😭🙏

[low stag]

high priestess

[coarse basin]

Or maybe Underworld excavates what happened on September 11th 2001

[celest grotto]

Hole.io irl

[celest grotto]

Yeah it's the same stand as wheel of fortune

Just boat vs car

[native crystal]

Yea but they didn’t hit the Empire State Building

[coarse basin]

It just excavates the plane

[native crystal]

Ohh

[celest grotto]

The event is still tied to fate tho

[low stag]

1 empire state building vs the unyielding power of the sun

[native crystal]

The plane still would only hit the designated spo5: tho

[celest grotto]

Dude could you survive that

[low stag]

wouldnt need to

[native crystal]

Bro with the way global warming is I think it’s already doing that😔

[celest grotto]

Yeah?

[coarse basin]

Rip

[celest grotto]

You would be like in the building or right next to it

[coarse basin]

Wait, maybe Tower of Gray, it hijacks a plane….

[low stag]

i activate it inside the building, preferably on like a mid floor

[celest grotto]

How many of these are gonna be "9/11 2"

Ok

[low stag]

even for a second it can cause devastating damage

[coarse basin]

Because planes are very efficient though

[celest grotto]

So you're inside the burning building go on

[celest grotto]

You would be on the plane

[native crystal]

I feel like we’re taking the 9/11 route too reliably

[low stag]

summon it and boom

[marble axle]

A lot i would say

[low stag]

big hole inside the building with lots of heat as well

[native crystal]

Yea

[celest grotto]

I agree

[low stag]

melt the metal support beams

[celest grotto]

If you spawned the sun and melted the beams it would do a lot of damage

And a lot of that damage goes to you

[native crystal]

I still think bohemian rhapsody would be good

[celest grotto]

The sun has a notably limited range

[low stag]

a captain goes down with their empire state building

[sage aspen]

Bohemian rhapsody with times

[marble axle]

godzilla type of sht

[native crystal]

That’s what I’m saying bro

King Kong

[low stag]

the sun can also shoot sun rays around so theres some more damage

[sage aspen]

Green day could fuck everyone up

[marble axle]

no

he cant

[coarse basin]

Wouldnt destroy the building

[celest grotto]

You are literally cooked

[low stag]

key word is everyONE

[native crystal]

Yea but it only affects ppl and the building won’t move

[low stag]

dont think it can affect ppl

[low stag]

im fine with that

[celest grotto]

Say thet again

[celest grotto]

Man is killing himself for a demo project

[marble axle]

So basically, it’s a suicide

With extra steps

[vivid hinge]

the hand perchance

[low stag]

and a whole lotta collateral

[celest grotto]

I'm not losing, we losing

[coarse basin]

But its an entire building!

[marble axle]

Who says he cant?

[vivid hinge]

ill find a way

[granite python]

cream would take a while but you could do it safely

[low stag]

get an army of rats and the buildings being turned to mush

[celest grotto]

Your right hand getting killer exercise

[low stag]

and with how many rats in the sewers new york has its somewhat feasable

[coarse basin]

With Cream you could probably erase an entire pillar, then the whole thing goes down

[native crystal]

I think we should take close range stands at least a bit out the picture bc 1.youd look really suspicious and the police would probably arrest you 2.you’d need to be really close to the building and 3.the debris(if any) would 100% get you

[marble axle]

The same with the hand

[coarse basin]

Or cream erases the pillars that keeps it standing, so it sinks into the earth

[celest grotto]

The g word is banned?!

[low stag]

agreed

[native crystal]

Gay?

Oh thank goodness

[celest grotto]

But yeah, the hand is essentially a month straight of right hand strokes

[native crystal]

They ain’t ban me yet

[celest grotto]

Oon

[native crystal]

Oh

[low stag]

oasis can probably also achieve this

[marble axle]

Rat

[celest grotto]

You talking about Ratt?

[coarse basin]

Oasis is better for it

[low stag]

i must restrain myself

[low stag]

yup

[coarse basin]

It sinks it into the earth

[celest grotto]

Only works on living things

[native crystal]

How shalt I göon now

Oh wtf

[celest grotto]

How many times do I have to say it

[sage aspen]

Well...with how it can makes people rot away, there will be destruction from people who uses vehicles

[celest grotto]

The empire state building is not made of flesh

[granite python]

planet waves could take it down fast but there would be a lot of collateral

[past lance]

Cheap trick 🔥

[marble axle]

[split dirge]

If planet waves got a little better with meteors it could. Other than that probably The Hand away the base and watch it fall.

[native crystal]

I mean yea but most it will do is make a panic, the building will be essentially fine

[coarse basin]

Thats a good one

[celest grotto]

THE BUILDING IS NOT ALIVE

[past lance]

Let us have fun

[low stag]

damn it i cant send images

[native crystal]

I read that as truck😭

[granite python]

says who

[coarse basin]

We have to destroy the building! Not the people inside it!

[sage aspen]

There will be car crashing onto it, planes

[past lance]

Cheap truck? You mean wheel of fortune?

[sage aspen]

Vanilla ice could just go berserk on it too

[past lance]

HOLD ON i have a hot take

Wheater report?

[coarse basin]

Idk a whether report, only weather report

[coarse basin]

🤓

[past lance]

Hes name is wes

[native crystal]

I AM A SURGEON🗣️🔥‼️

[coarse basin]

Weather Report summons a fucking tornado and destroys it

[celest grotto]

His name is technically pucci

[coarse basin]

Thats a good one

[past lance]

Excatlly

[coarse basin]

Domenico Pucci

[native crystal]

His name doesn’t matter bc we finna share a last name 😋

[celest grotto]

Damn he's a dom, even better

[coarse basin]

And hes part italian

[native crystal]

ZAMN

[celest grotto]

I'm becoming a jojolion reference

[coarse basin]

Unfortunately hes doing a bunch of sister leveling 😔

[native crystal]

Oh yea…

Well uh

[past lance]

Sweet home alabama

[native crystal]

I GOT PUCCI🗣️🔥‼️

MY KING

[coarse basin]

CMOON would be great

[celest grotto]

Inwanna see his pale snake

[coarse basin]

Changes the gravity to have it be upside down

[native crystal]

HELP

[coarse basin]

Its not very white lol

[low stag]

i wouldnt call it pale but you do you

[coarse basin]

The user of Whitesnake dosent have a Whitesnake

[native crystal]

Perpendicular, obtuse, doggy style

[celest grotto]

He has a tan snake

[coarse basin]

Soft and Wet has the ability to steal my virginity

[native crystal]

It doesn’t matter it’s in my mouth

[coarse basin]

🫧🫧🫧

[low stag]

is bro cooking🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯💯

[celest grotto]

4 balls, double pregnancy? Guaranteed twins?

[past lance]

Go beyond (police range)

[coarse basin]

If I ate it, it prolly tastes like Sponge Cake

[native crystal]

HRLP IMF

[past lance]

[native crystal]

Bro naw it tastes like iodized metal😭🙏

[coarse basin]

Wait, if Soft and Wets eyes are screws can I unscrew its eyes? 🤔

[past lance]

What

[celest grotto]

Could soft and wet change your gender

[past lance]

You know what would soft and wet say to you?

[low stag]

i dont think so

[past lance]

Screw you

[coarse basin]

Gold Experience could

Probably

[celest grotto]

Nah I'm pretty sure he could

He can take your eyes

[coarse basin]

Maybe female to male. But idk if vice versa would work to well

[low stag]

itd make you genderless

[celest grotto]

Soft and wet! Take his testosterone

[low stag]

no dick

no ballsd

and probably no butthole since this guy feeds on bubbles

[past lance]

So i guess s&w would be perfect stand for all lgbtq ppl

[coarse basin]

Naw

[past lance]

[celest grotto]

Khnum

[past lance]

IMAGINE taking someones dih

[coarse basin]

I dont think thats a property

[low stag]

s&w makes u genderless, gold experience adds the new gender

[celest grotto]

Wish I was

[past lance]

Yo what

[low stag]

pardon me?

[marble axle]

how do we get to this?

[coarse basin]

What?

[coarse basin]

Idfk

[low stag]

average jojos discussion

[past lance]

Main object : which stand could destroy empire state
What it led to : stealing someones dih

That sounds....BIZZARE

[obsidian stream]

@past lance, your Stand Rank is now 3!

[coarse basin]

Wheres the Soft part of Soft and Wet? 🤔

[native crystal]

Bro wtv

[coarse basin]

The wet is its bubbles

[celest grotto]

If i had a stand it would probably be named after a succor song or Wet by Dazey and the Scouts

[coarse basin]

But wheres the SOFT 🤔

[native crystal]

I’m just tryna get gyros steel balls

[marble axle]

not pg-13

[celest grotto]

His tender skin

[low stag]

def not with yasuho 🙏🙏

[native crystal]

It’s cuz I’m all wet😛

[past lance]

His forskin

[celest grotto]

Nuh uh~

[past lance]

[coarse basin]

Alr bro

He prolly still has that

[native crystal]

Are there 13 yr olds here😭

[past lance]

Or actually gappys ballsack

[celest grotto]

Better not be

I hate 13 year olds

[low stag]

which one

[marble axle]

Probably

[coarse basin]

I have a j*b so im okay 😁

[past lance]

Lets say one is soft and second one is wet?

[low stag]

im boutta open a pokemon tcg pocket pack wish me luck

[coarse basin]

Wait… that works!

[past lance]

Btw crazy avatar

Looks great

[coarse basin]

Did Josefumi ever call soft and wet by its name?

[marble axle]

I wish u get a whoper

[celest grotto]

The next stand should be called Spermageddon

[low stag]

I GOT A SHINY

ty yall

[past lance]

Is there limp bizkit stand or am i tweaking

[celest grotto]

Thsts allowed but not Goʻoning?

[native crystal]

Soft—you go left! Wet—you go right! And ballsack…you just be ballsack!

[celest grotto]

Yes

[marble axle]

There is

In part 6

[past lance]

Oh

[celest grotto]

Invisible zombie

[marble axle]

The killer of ermes sister

[native crystal]

Invisible zombie

[past lance]

I dont really remember it

[celest grotto]

Ibremember all

[native crystal]

Sports max

[past lance]

Part 6 is like

My mosy forgotten stands

[marble axle]

That guy

[past lance]

Like

[celest grotto]

Maxx

[native crystal]

My bisket is all limp

[past lance]

Bro liiks like fugo but purple suit

[stark jolt]

Flaccid pancake

[native crystal]

Brother what

[past lance]

Toxic waffle

🔥

Okay maybe we should get to the topic?

[stark jolt]

What counts as demolishing?

[low stag]

nah this fun

[obsidian stream]

@low stag, your Stand Rank is now 11!

[native crystal]

In the stripped club

[past lance]

So uh

[native crystal]

Straight jorking it

[past lance]

Za hando? I guess?

[native crystal]

And by it

[stark jolt]

If I nuke half the city does it count?

[celest grotto]

I wanna keep horny posting on jojo characters

Ye

[native crystal]

You’d get crushed by the debris

[low stag]

why is it in past tense 😭🙏

[marble axle]

Ye

[past lance]

My wierd hot take is

[stark jolt]

Or do I like have to be somewhat precise

[past lance]

I wanna see koichi x hayato

[celest grotto]

Huh

[native crystal]

HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD THAT MEME😭

[low stag]

hangin with my cousin🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

[celest grotto]

Wtf

[past lance]

LISTEN TO ME

[stark jolt]

[native crystal]

Oh

[marble axle]

no

[past lance]

Koichi is a relialibleblkele guy

And uh

Hayato is

Uhhhh

Idk

[marble axle]

uhn

[native crystal]

A MINOR

[celest grotto]

Hayato is in elementary school

[low stag]

alessi we know its you wrap it up

[past lance]

JUST SAYONG FUNNY VALENTINE-

He did something uh

[native crystal]

Bro it’s crazy how you got a rich tag

[past lance]

BIZZARE

[celest grotto]

We hornyposted too much

[past lance]

I know

[native crystal]

You finna be rich in alibis

[past lance]

In what

[low stag]

and allegations too

[native crystal]

Frfr

Get this man a lawyer

[past lance]

Saul goodman?

[native crystal]

Thank goodness for yesterday’s question

[celest grotto]

Next qotd

[native crystal]

“Who can get @past lance off the registry”

[past lance]

WHAT

What u mean

Or what you want to know

[native crystal]

BRO

[past lance]

[native crystal]

“What stand can erase your digital footprint”

[past lance]

Good i have a status in my language

[low stag]

10 Saul Goodmans

[stark jolt]

I miss the time when was the most used emoji

is peak

[past lance]

Za hando, killer queen

Magicans red?

Burn it down ni-

[stark jolt]

King crimson requiem

[celest grotto]

Paisley park

[stark jolt]

It prob would do smth that would help

[celest grotto]

Man needs wonder of u

[low stag]

Does this status cause you to not go with 100 meters of a school

[past lance]

1 of all

Iam 17

Second of all

[low stag]

Don’t think bro exists outside of roblox jojo games

[past lance]

My status in discord is about hating a race

[low stag]

Pdf AND a racist ⁉️⁉️🥀🥀

[marble axle]

nah

[past lance]

PDF?

Ok buddy

Listen here you goober snoober

[marble axle]

he needs to get banned

[stark jolt]

Hypothetically it would probably do something to make people not be able to know your identity or sum shi

[marble axle]

Kira treatment

[past lance]

I would go to hell then

Hell?

Hell 2 you?

Avdol refrence

[low stag]

Instead of time erasure is concept erasure trust 🙏🙏

[low stag]

Crossing into diavolo treatment

[marble axle]

Yeah

[past lance]

Diavolo treatment wasnt tgat deserved

[marble axle]

That’s what u deserve

[past lance]

🙏

Craxy

[marble axle]

For him

[past lance]

Crazy

Diamond

[marble axle]

But for u is

[past lance]

How

How can i be a pedo and why tf its bad to be racist

[celest grotto]

I made a fan stand called invisible that removes ant record and memory of a person

Char needs that

[past lance]

Btw rn in my country if one president wins now our country will be literally a zoo for all other races

Black ppl, and other ones will terrorize our streets

Its not even funnu

It already looks like that

In radio i heard while ago some woman was graped

Buy a black guy

And of this guy wins

I will be cooked

And whole country will

[stark jolt]

Wth

[low stag]

“Why tf is it bad to be racist” have we lost the plot💔💔

[stark jolt]

Once a white guy killed ppl

[celest grotto]

What we doing here

[stark jolt]

So all are bad?

It don work like that

[past lance]

I know which one

[celest grotto]

No I think titoru would be best

[past lance]

We all know who

[native crystal]

I’m back

[celest grotto]

Don't go full kanye

[past lance]

Ok GUYS LETS JUST GET BACK TO THE TOPIC

[native crystal]

Is @past lance still going to jail

[stark jolt]

Worse

[past lance]

OR I WILL ACTUALLY GO FULL KAUNE

[marble axle]

yeah

[celest grotto]

Yes yes yes yes yes

[native crystal]

Oh dear

[stark jolt]

Regular jail is too light

[marble axle]

You just want to evade your punishment

[stark jolt]

Straight to the dungeon you go

[marble axle]

He is goind to ENTER THE GUNGEON

[native crystal]

Put him in the doom eternal world

[low stag]

Wait till bro pulls out the “especially”

[native crystal]

Put him in dark souls

[low stag]

Give him whatever Aizen got

[past lance]

Guys

[marble axle]

nah, he’s going to the eclipse

[past lance]

But why me

[celest grotto]

Harvest, take his urethra

[past lance]

Ok i have a question

[stark jolt]

He’s like valentine

So the same fate would be fitting

[past lance]

Being a jotaro x kakyoin shipper or being a racisg

Tell me

[low stag]

Agreeable

[past lance]

Whats worse

[native crystal]

Heaven’s door, erase his ability to cüm🗣️🔥‼️

[native crystal]

Racism???😭

[low stag]

Crazy diamond, weld his urethra shut

[past lance]

[marble axle]

Good point

[past lance]

Iam getting outa here

Pucci please reset this chat

[stark jolt]

Guys

Use love train to remove this misfortune from your eyes

[tidal lava]

john

[past lance]

I will use s&w to remove your wifi

[celest grotto]

Diver down, invert his cock

[past lance]

Star platinum finger his-

[native crystal]

If I needed to destroy the Empire State Building I’d call my friend Kevin

[past lance]

From sons of the forest

[stark jolt]

I play war thunder

[low stag]

I just realized you are the damnation bird

[stark jolt]

In which country exactly are you?

[celest grotto]

I thought he was whitesnake's ass

[stark jolt]

I have my rocket artillery ready

[past lance]

You wanna invade poland?

You sure you wanna inavde most proud country

Proud?

Oh hrll nah

Jojo opening

[stark jolt]

That’s Finland or turkey

[low stag]

Cassie this guy might be the 13 year old you oh hate so much

[past lance]

Iam 17

[celest grotto]

Are you in high school

[low stag]

Oh yea forgot abt that

[marble axle]

Proof

[stark jolt]

Wdym proof

U want a photo of his passport or sum

[celest grotto]

Char

You in high school?

[past lance]

I might be delusional but i think

Uh

Like

In my countey high school means smty else

Its hard to explain

[stark jolt]

Same here in Sweden

[marble axle]

I just wanted to see what he would say

[celest grotto]

Are you in school that isn't college

[past lance]

Yeah

Iam in like

Its you choose a job

[celest grotto]

MODS KILL THIS KID

[past lance]

And there is job and school at ones

Bro

[stark jolt]

High school here is like university

[celest grotto]

Get him out of my fucking sight

I'll never talk to him again

[native crystal]

Gulp

[past lance]

Same i guess

[celest grotto]

Irl I always avoid talking to people in highschool unless they're family

[stark jolt]

You go 10 years in basic school, then 3 years when you choose what to do then uni or high school

[celest grotto]

So 13 years?

[past lance]

Uhhhh

[stark jolt]

Universities are like more prestigious high schools

10 mandatory

[past lance]

In my country you go to preschool in year likr

6-7

[celest grotto]

Damn

[past lance]

Then you go to school i think 8 classes

From 1 to 8 basically

[native crystal]

Woa

[past lance]

And then you choose beetwen 3

Like

3 or 4 or 5 years

Depends which you choose

3 years is what i chose

Its where you choose a job and you learn this job

Iam learning to be a carpenter for example

But i still go to school

3 days school and 2 days job in week

Rn

Soon it will be 3 job 2 school

Kinda crazy

[celest grotto]

Chat is it justified to kill someone if they ride a bike across a red light into the front of your car

[past lance]

Yes

[native crystal]

Vehicular manslaughter

[low stag]

With a good lawyer yea

[past lance]

1st uou SHOULDNT RIDE A BIKE ACCROS STREET

[native crystal]

Hypothetically you could play it off as an accident

[past lance]

You always have to walk with it

[stark jolt]

But he recklessly went in front of a moving vehicle when he explicitly wasn’t allowed too

[celest grotto]

Like they illegally rode their bike into oncoming traffic

[native crystal]

And you would be fine

[native crystal]

I mean if you hit them without intent then yea you technically wouldn’t be at fault

[celest grotto]

Last night my mom almost hit a guy doing that while we were talking about the dio question

We didn't even see him

[warm pilot]

I feel like those infinite Harvest minions could do it with like a lot of them

idkidk

[native crystal]

Um

Is the guy dead

[past lance]

What do you call the like

Where you click and there is red or green light

I forgot

[celest grotto]

Nah he turned like a second before it

[past lance]

Between streets

Like uh

Walk uhhhh