[25/5/18] What Stand can protect your valuable art piece from being stolen by an evil burglar?

[muted aurora]

this burglar probably won't want to fight you directly, what Stand can protect your high security building?

[river kernel]

First.

[idle trout]

@river kernel, your Stand Rank is now 7!

[light needle]

This ain't YouTube mf 😭

[smoky iron]

uhhh

[river kernel]

Killer Queen.

[river kernel]

And?

[regal horizon]

Space Trucking

[light needle]

Nvm you're good

[safe pike]

WHAT IS THAT

[bronze wigeon]

No stand but water

[smoky iron]

weather repor

[hollow whale]

Easily vanilla ice

[idle trout]

@hollow whale, your Stand Rank is now 2!

[shell hound]

Idk atp🥀

[still wasp]

superfly

[safe pike]

Tiny feet

[sterile hull]

sticky fingers, put it in a zipper pocket dimension and no one can find it

[atomic zephyr]

mr president 😎

[idle trout]

@atomic zephyr, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[plain tide]

The world

[steel gyro]

Bast

[idle trout]

@steel gyro, your Stand Rank is now 2!

[slate basin]

Tusk, imma put that mf in infinite rotation

[plain tide]

Or Star Platinium

[sterile hull]

you'll have to hide the turtle and the key

[lone elbow]

White album
I doubt the ice would damage the art piece that much

[atomic zephyr]

ik

[plain tide]

SnW GB

[final charm]

Nah but the water would

[sterile hull]

sticky fingers is the best option imo

[lone elbow]

Ooh
Makes sense
Then idk, many stands are useful

[rancid locust]

I mean, Jail House Lock as the image suggests

[hollow orchid]

hierophant green

[tall mesa]

Hey pookie

[lone elbow]

Purple haze (for no specific reason I just love fugo)

[daring granite]

The hand to erase it, I didn’t want it anyway

[compact shale]

Tenore Sax

[idle trout]

@daring granite, your Stand Rank is now 2!

[solemn inlet]

Wonder of U or Whitesnake

[solemn inlet]

Shit that's actually a really clever one

[sterile hull]

how will white snake protect the art

[compact shale]

Ty ty 🙂‍↕️

[shell hound]

sheer heart attack

[tall mesa]

Wonder of you requiem, Go Beyond!, over heaven, ACT 5

[plain tide]

Get out

[tall mesa]

no u

[lone elbow]

Act IV

[plain tide]

Like most stand could

Lol

[final charm]

Anyways the obvious answer is jailhouse lock, I'm gonna throw in Mandom though, just reliably watch the cameras and rewind based on where they are, if they're hiding just keep rewinding, even Kars stopped thinking after awhile

[untold dove]

Superfly and Notorious BIG would be good

[solemn inlet]

How would you steal something you don't even remember? Or why would you steal something when your mind is just telling you "gotta get out of here, can't stay, gotta go"

Also whitesnake is pretty intimidating, especially if he isn't a stand user

[final charm]

Wonder of U is the worst stand for this, they're after the art not you, they just ignore you and they can get away Scott free

[compact shale]

Have Wonder of U stand infront of the art.

[solemn inlet]

Wonder of U targeted a girl for accidentally looking at it, just have him stand there

[solemn inlet]

Exactly, make it so the burglar has to get past wonder of u

[tall mesa]

but mine is requim aswell so I just steal GER ability and reset there will to steal to 0

[sterile hull]

dont have intention of hurting wou and easy steal

[idle trout]

@sterile hull, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[untold dove]

Soft Machine would be great for hiding it

[strange path]

Sex Pistols are able to roam freely and have complete sentience (something only seen in requiem stands) easy Sex Pistols

[lost grove]

Deadly Queen

[compact shale]

It would still likely be counted as an act of pursuit.

[final charm]

No, it targets them because they made an effort to pursue them even if not intending to harm them.

[rancid locust]

Highway Go-go (yes ik its Star, but the localised name is more fun) and Blue Hawaii are both great as long range automatic stands

[idle trout]

@rancid locust, your Stand Rank is now 13!

[solemn inlet]

Just have wonder of u stand on all sides of it

[sterile hull]

his ability only works when you pursuit the stand or the user not another object

[solemn inlet]

You'll have to pursue the guard to get to the art

[idle trout]

@solemn inlet, your Stand Rank is now 2!

[tall mesa]

But if the burglar doesn't know I have a stand I can block them and then make them attack me and then Mr wonder of poo will make a asteroid smash his dih or smthing idk cuh 🥀

[idle trout]

@tall mesa, your Stand Rank is now 4!

[thin stirrup]

Bites the dust

[sterile hull]

sticky fingers.

[plain tide]

What…

[tall mesa]

my fingers are sticky rn 👅👄

[plain tide]

Only would work if the user is in pursue of you or your stand

[sterile hull]

zipper man

[plain tide]

Not zipper man

[sterile hull]

he forced me

[ashen smelt]

tenore sax lowkey

[tall mesa]

''Zipper Man!''

[compact shale]

Great minds think alike!

[idle trout]

@compact shale, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[final charm]

Pursuit is a loose definition but if you're not interested in the stand you don't even have to interact with the stand. And Wonder of You can't just walk away with what it needs or else it could've done so with the new rokakaka or the serums made with them to defend them. It specifically protects its identity, not the item. It's just an 86 year old man y'know

[final delta]

It can create an illusion for anyone who isn't you that is in the house

[sterile hull]

sticky fingers is the top option. debate over

[final delta]

Highway star

[rancid locust]

No, it's short range and goes away when you sleep

[final charm]

Highway star is the best answer actually

[tall mesa]

what if I just carry the thing and then he will chase me and then he is pursing me like that yn Gappy and then wonder of poo sucks him so hard he dies

[night ivy]

WoU, ez

D4C to bring in other WoUs

C-Moon to make it unreachable

[sterile hull]

put the art in a pocket zipper dimension

dummy

[flat spear]

Wonder of U

[rancid locust]

But then why have it? Art is meant to be displayed

[final delta]

WoU wouldn't even activate tho

[sterile hull]

are we serious rn

[merry radish]

Whitesnake or C-MOON. Both are long range and sentient. So I’ll just have Whitesnake guard the painting. Or C-MOON. Either one works.

[compact shale]

Or for tax write offs...

[rancid locust]

I mean if you can keep it safe while it's out in the open, is that not better?

[night ivy]

Yes because I said so

[final charm]

The point is it's defending a museum heist

[final delta]

Stop saying WoU it wouldn't work at all

[untold dove]

The Lock wouldn't be good at stopping them from stealing it but it'd definitely stop most people after they stole it

[rancid locust]

True. But that's not what I'm using my valuable art piece for

[sterile hull]

then killer queen, turn the art into a bomb and if they touch it they will go boom.

[final delta]

Just have a bunch of security stuff

[rancid locust]

But so does the art

[compact shale]

Make an art exhibit inside of the pocket dimmension

[sterile hull]

no????

[final charm]

True!

[ashen smelt]

not really

[untold dove]

Mikitaka could transform into a replica and attack anyone that tries to steal it

[final delta]

Tenor Sax?

[rancid locust]

Wait no I am stupid

You are right

[sterile hull]

finally we agree on something

[rancid locust]

Art is safe

But the detonation is manual

[sterile hull]

killer queen is the best option then

[final charm]

Highway star is long range, able to easily overwhelm if there're multiple intruders, doesn't affect the user when hurt, and can be setup as a trap if you allow it to get someone's scent in a room

[heady obsidian]

Bonus Question Answer: Mikitaka said that line after a fire truck had it's sirens on nearby.

[final charm]

Well yeah, but you'd see the art is gone

[final delta]

Sheer heart attack

[sterile hull]

turn the art into a bomb

[solemn inlet]

Wonder of u, if someone looks at it's back it targets them, any attempt to pursue or harm the user, even just thinking it, will trigger it.

How can one invade where I keep the art without in someway intending to harm it.

Also in chapter 96 someone sees a picture of wonder of u, audibly says he doesn't want more info, and still dies

Its implied in that chapter that the man is being attacked partially by karma and calamity, as karma is tied to wonder of u

Its bad karma when you try to steal from the guy who's stand kills whoever tries to harm him

Also 89 not 86

[sterile hull]

it wont destroy the art

but it will destroy whoever touches it

[gray mirage]

Lil bomber idk

[final delta]

If only Bites the Dust could be attached to objects

[untold dove]

that's actually the best answer, I don't think anything can top that

[sterile hull]

yeah

[final delta]

Whitesnake

[untold dove]

how so?

[solemn inlet]

Shit yeah

[compact shale]

Ohh what about Kraft Work?

[sterile hull]

turning the art into a bomb wont harm the art itself, it will harm whoever touches the art

[compact shale]

U could put the art in stasis and then no one would be able to move it.

[sterile hull]

it would deactivated when you sleep

[rancid locust]

It doesn't even need someone's scent to make a trap. It can just make a fake room to lure someone in. The fake room also displays whatever would be able to lure the target in. Which in this case would be a fake version of the art

Making it I think the best choice

[compact shale]

Mmm, true

[solemn inlet]

Intimidation, mind control, memory removal, he could even make a dream room possibly

[untold dove]

the only one that might be able to still take it would be harvest since I'm pretty sure it's one bomb at a time and harvest could get it with pure numbers

[solemn inlet]

Yeah, killer queen would be a pretty great choice

[sterile hull]

what if the burglar chooses to go into the real room instead of the fake room

[rancid locust]

If the fake room is placed ahead of the real room, there'd be no reason to not head straight in

[compact shale]

Tohth, you'll know the burgalers are coming and you can call the cops in advance.

[sterile hull]

it only shows the near future

by the time you'll know they will be stealing the art they'll be in the same building as you

and they most likely will escape before the cops arrive

[rancid locust]

But you'll know how to deal with them

[solemn inlet]

Also tohth is notable for being really easy to misinterpret

[rancid locust]

Even if you're on your own

[ashen smelt]

put the love train barrier infront of the art idk

[compact shale]

WOULDNT be me tbh 🙂‍↕️

[sterile hull]

what if thoth says the burglars will succesfuly steal the art

[jolly saffron]

jonathan joestar can

[untold dove]

yeah that's a fair point, I guess it depends on the scenario cause he would need to know who and where the stand user is

[compact shale]

Damn... 💀

[sterile hull]

killer queen is the option

[idle trout]

@sterile hull, your Stand Rank is now 2!

[sterile hull]

shut up see moon

[final delta]

Not only is functionally sentient but it can also stop you from ever seeing the real art piece, you can then take their memories and see how they got in there in the first place, add more protection to that area, you now also have an additional gaurd who knows where best to check for burglars

[rancid locust]

Tohth has never shown an unwinnable scenario. If anything, it's only ever shown scenarios that favour the user (even if they end up not turning out that way)

[solemn inlet]

Good point, it's also dependent on if he is a stand user, I tried to pick mine for if he's not a stand user, so personally I wouldn't rely on the cum chamber power

[rancid locust]

Tohth is one of those abilities I'd love to know more about in how it works

[sterile hull]

its still not guaranteed that you'll not mess even the slightest thing up

[untold dove]

oh wait I just realized I misinterpreted what you said, I thought you were saying white snake would steal it, nah you're right white snake would be better for protecting it that's my bad

[sterile hull]

killer queen guarantees that anything that touches the art will die

[knotty tangle]

King crimson. With epitaph, i can always be prepared

[compact shale]

On everything Boingo was one of the characters I wanted to return the most.

[sterile hull]

what'll happen when you sleep?

[rancid locust]

Without other stand powers around, there's only so many ways a prediction could be misinterpreted

[compact shale]

Thoughts on Black Sabboth?

[final delta]

If they're a stand user I'd have whitesnake wait under the floor while doing the cum room and have a way to easily walk up and take the disc ect

[rancid locust]

Though you won't always get the full picture

[rancid locust]

We don't know if it's activation condition can be changed from the lighter

[sterile hull]

if theres light then theres no art

[rancid locust]

If it can't, that's a huge "if"

[solemn inlet]

Honestly mainly banking on how creepy he would look to non-stand users

[final delta]

Keep the room pitch black and literally no one will step foot in there

[knotty tangle]

Well, you can't use any stands when you are asleep

[sterile hull]

killer queen's bomb wont deactivate and will still explode anyone who touches the art

[slate flare]

GER

[knotty tangle]

I guess i'll just have another person taking turn with me

[solemn inlet]

Hol Horse lost because his watch was fast, he just got unlucky. Also again Tohth's predictions aren't necessarily gonna be good.

[compact shale]

I'd have to imagine that the lighter going out was just a rudimentary command given to the stand.

[final delta]

Polpo summoned black sabbath in an attempt to stop the whole gun banana thing so it could likely be summoned manually and given a different automatic directive

[final charm]

That's not how it works, it didn't activate because someone looked at its back, it activated because the three of them were chasing, Josuke even showed this by using a bubble when the man was near which reversed the damage he would've taken onto the man on accident.
They had pursued the man at a point and looking at the back was the sign that the calamity they had not yet incurred was about to take place. Seeing the back is the activation sign, not the reason the stand works.
The man had already had a karmic link to calamity because of his child murder and started to pursue Rai which ended up hurting him and allowing Rai to get to the hospital without incurring Wonder of You's wrath by hiding in the man with his stand

[sterile hull]

why did polpo summon black sabbath behind him instead of between him and the gun

[slate flare]

Bonus question: Mikitaka

[rancid locust]

Yeah, its still not foolproof. But Tohth is the funnest answer at least because you just get to re-enact Home Alone

[final delta]

He was probably investigating it

[sterile hull]

investigating what

[timid pecan]

Wonder of U ggs

[final delta]

The sound the banana made, but he was also still hungry

[slate flare]

tohth's predictions are good, they just had bad users and bad luck

[sterile hull]

BAD USER?

[final charm]

Wonder of You specifically would not affect you if you don't pursue the user or the stand. No extensions of the user like property or a painting.

[compact shale]

100% absolute in fact.

[sterile hull]

boingo was NOT a bad user

[rancid locust]

True, but it's not something that's concrete. If it was though, Black Sabbath seems like another amazing choice

[sterile hull]

it was oingo and hol horse that was stupid

[ashen smelt]

now that i think of it you could change black sabbaths activation to be when someone touches your art, so when someone is trying to steal it black sabbath would activate and kill the robber, i think.

[slate flare]

users

plural

mainly talking about hol horse and oingo

boingo couldn't do much else

it was up to his allies

[compact shale]

Realistically Boingo + any compitent villain is negging the Crusaders.

[slate flare]

EXACTLY

[sterile hull]

boingo and diavolo

thoth and epitath

[final charm]

Wasn't it stated that Polpo specifically made the activation of Black Sabbath at that time the lighter going out and could change it at any time or am I making stuff up?

[slate flare]

would that really do much?#

[final charm]

Diavolo is not that competent 😭

[solemn inlet]

It still doesn't prevent me from making wonder of u stand on all sides of the art, even if calamity isn't triggered wonder of u can still just stab them with his wrist blades. Although I'm pretty sure running up behind someone with the intent of stealing their art would count

[slate flare]

kinda 2 abilities doing the same thing

[sterile hull]

i said diavolo cus he can see into the future too

[slate flare]

kira is a perfect choice for this

[sterile hull]

imagine thoth and epitath collab

[slate flare]

or, if you want part 3 chars

ME

[sterile hull]

killer queen*

[slate flare]

DIO

[compact shale]

Tohth Requiem vs King Crimson

[slate flare]

i'm talking about the fucking boingo tohth shit

[sterile hull]

kira wouldnt gaf if the art isnt related anything to hands

[slate flare]

also

[sterile hull]

oh

[slate flare]

what's the most famous art piece?

[final charm]

It's pursing the user, not the users assets. Having the man stand by the art wouldn't matter if the thief didn't intend to harm or touch him

[slate flare]

and what is kira attracted to?

[sterile hull]

in what

[slate flare]

mario kart

WHAT DO YOU THINK

REAL LIFE OFC

[sterile hull]

the world?

[ashen smelt]

what if the art it's the monalisa?

[slate flare]

exactlyyyy

[sterile hull]

kira would 🍇 the art

[slate flare]

that's still theft

(hopefully)

otherwise it would be in public.....

[sterile hull]

kira doesnt gaf about public

[flat spear]

Bonus is Hazekura

[final delta]

WoU, but I'm not dumb, the stand itself will patrol around the art piece so conflict is in avoidable, if it sees some one it he'll go after them, knives, rock pets.....waaaait

[sterile hull]

remember what he said to the nurse at the end fight

[slate flare]

no

[sterile hull]

[solemn inlet]

If wonder of u is entirely surrounding the art it becomes physically impossible to get the art without

1. Walking towards wonder of u

2. Trying to get wonder of u out of the way

3. Trying to understand wonder of u to see if the copies are physical

[final charm]

I thought about the sisteenth chapel first but yeah the Mona Lisa for sure

[sterile hull]

wouldnt wou dissapear when u sleep?

[slate flare]

oh the mona lisa thing

mb mb

[sterile hull]

i didnt read jojolion

dont nuke me

[solemn inlet]

Didn't even think of obladi oblada or dododo de dadada

[sterile hull]

when he was holding the nurse's hand

[slate flare]

uhhhhhh

[final delta]

Also friendly reminder he can also used as surveillance as seen in that one panel where he's creepily in a corner above josuke8

[sterile hull]

[solemn inlet]

Wonder of u literally has a job, he just kinda shows up across town sometimes.

Wonder of u sometimes appears at his job and at other locations simultaneously

[slate flare]

wtf is that server 😭

[fleet rover]

sex pistols of course

[sterile hull]

i know hes a head doctor

[sterile hull]

they are coming

[compact shale]

You could also put Yo-Yo Ma in the room with the art.

[idle trout]

@compact shale, your Stand Rank is now 2!

[sterile hull]

[slate flare]

WHO TF IS THEY!???!

[sterile hull]

they.

the zombies

[solemn inlet]

He's an automatic long range stand that can appear in several places at once and act independently

[slate flare]

pvz

the zombies are coming

trust

[sterile hull]

its a game on playstore

not pvz

[final delta]

Literally can teleport

[slate flare]

nah

it's pvz

🫛

[solemn inlet]

HOLY SHIT JUST FILL THE ART ROOM WITH CORPSES, THATS SO SMART

Limp bizkit is another answer

[sterile hull]

[final delta]

Waaait could use limp biscuit to stop intruders in a fossil museum

[idle trout]

@final delta, your Stand Rank is now 5!

[sterile hull]

ts is so

[final delta]

Di Molto

[slate flare]

false

[bright grail]

TUFF

[final charm]

There's one Wonder of You for each person, specifically to make them interact with calamity, and the question clearly states that the thief doesn't want to interact with you, therefore it wouldn't want to interact with anyone else either.
Walking towards Wonder of you doesn't activate it if you don't intend to harm them, that's how Rai got so close.
Wonder of You would be an old man, wouldn't even need to move him geez
If the thief doesn't know about stands they won't care.
Plus there's no guarantee the stand would kill them as once again even if it does activate it would be to a minor degree like with Mitsuba cutting her finger since they don't intend on harming you or the stand

[compact shale]

Use Scary Monsters to create an army of dinosaur body gaurds.

[uncut shard]

Probably born this way as long as the painting is protected behind glass or something

bonus: ||Probably mikitaka||

[final charm]

There being multiple Wonder of You's was only used in the covers

[jaunty laurel]

Bohemian Rhapsody

Bonus mikitaka

[final charm]

True actually

[sterile hull]

this man right here, react him.

[lapis wing]

first

[final charm]

Sentenced them to death 😔

[solemn inlet]

Wonder of u was at the prison, higashikata house, and hospital all at once as shown in chapters 96 and 97

Also wonder of u can probably just stab the thief to death

[final charm]

Yeah, one for each person experiencing calamity

[sterile hull]

GO MY CENTURIONS

[lapis wing]

is the thief a stand user?

[compact shale]

Prolly not.

[lapis wing]

is this a contnuation of the which stand would u use to steal an art piece question

[lapis wing]

so theres a chance

[final charm]

When has the stand been shown to interact with people besides walking away from them

[compact shale]

Stands users ARE drawn to other stand uders.

[lapis wing]

id say killer queen would be a good choice

[sterile hull]

so the burglar must be a stand user

[final charm]

It wouldnt stab anyone cause it doesn't do that, that's not what it's programmed to do

[sterile hull]

its the best choice

[lapis wing]

cuz if anyone suceeds just rewind time and blow em up

[sterile hull]

turn the art into a bomb

easier solution

[lapis wing]

ahh true truee

[compact shale]

They don't have to be but they could be.

[uncut shard]

but then it won't be protected

[sterile hull]

what

?

[lapis wing]

likely are

[solemn inlet]

He literally pulled up on josuke with a knife to his back

Source: chapter 84

[lapis wing]

this robbery seems important to the plot

[compact shale]

Truuee

[uncut shard]

isn't the goal to protect the painting not just stop the robber

[compact shale]

What if the burglar ends up becoming ourJobro?

[lapis wing]

we should use crazy diamond then and beat ts out of them

[sterile hull]

yes its protecting the painting, turning the art into a bomb with killer queen doesnt harm the art, it harms whoever touches it

aka kill them

erase them in the form of explosion

without harming anything else

[lapis wing]

ya like when he turned the doornob into a bomb it completely incinerated the little spike hea dguy but the dore knob stayed intanct

[uncut shard]

oh ok

[solemn inlet]

Holy shit i just realized about my chapter 84 example

Josuke was looking at wonder of u when a second wonder of u appeared behind him

2 wonder of U's

[lapis wing]

what if u tear off a piece of the art and keep it hidden, so when the robber steals the painting u can use crazy diamond to bring the painting back

[final charm]

Fair, still that wouldn't activate as they wouldn't have been pursuing the old man

[sterile hull]

the goal is not letting the art getting stolen in the frist place

[lapis wing]

when the robber least expects it hes gonna look into his hands and there will be a flashing outline of the painting

[sterile hull]

killer queen is the best option

[final charm]

Rai was looking at him, not Josuke

[uncut shard]

speed king would work too, store heat in it so when someone takes it it's transferred to them

[lapis wing]

fine

[final charm]

Rai looked over the stairs, Josuke was lagging behind him not having looke down there yet

[sterile hull]

mind explaining how speed king works i didnt read jojolion

[lapis wing]

or sticky fingers. he could hide it inside the wall or whatever

[sterile hull]

sticky fingers was my frist choice

put the art in a zipper pocket dimension

[lapis wing]

or that one guy that made another layer of the boat in part 5. he could also hide the painting in the wall

[sterile hull]

but killer queen is still better

[final charm]

One for each person experiencing calamity

[lapis wing]

i dont rly remeber who he was or his ability

[sterile hull]

what if theres 100 burglars and one wou

[idle trout]

@sterile hull, your Stand Rank is now 3!

[solemn inlet]

Wonder of u doesn't need to be pursued to attack, it needs to be pursued for calamity

[uncut shard]

soft machine

don't remember his name either

[lapis wing]

nah i think sticky fingers is better. 1: people have survived his explosions, 2: jossuke has healed ppl that have been completely incinerated so if the thief has josuke with him hell be fine

[idle trout]

@lapis wing, your Stand Rank is now 5!

[final charm]

???? It needs the calamity to manifest away from the old man or its user so yes it does

[sterile hull]

sticky fingers opens a gate into something with his pocket dimension like

[solemn inlet]

What do you mean manifest away from the old man

[idle trout]

@solemn inlet, your Stand Rank is now 3!

[sterile hull]

if you open a gate with a zipper on the floor and put the art in

the burglar will be able to find the painting if he digs into the floor

[lapis wing]

nobody is gonna do that

[sterile hull]

sybau

killer queen is the most secure option

[lapis wing]

and sticky fingers can just beat ts out of sum random digging into the hardwood floor or whatever it is

[sterile hull]

what if their stand is stronger than sticky fingers

[lapis wing]

unzip their arms from theyr body

[drowsy stirrup]

Notorious BIG

[lapis wing]

sticky fingers has fought stonger stands but he wins cuz of strategy and resolve

[final charm]

The old man which could be seen by non-stand users was walking down the stairs, since Josuke had not had them in their line of sight he was able to manifest their stand energy behind him instead of knocking into him with an object which created an artificial knocking into his hand with the knife arm

[sterile hull]

only stand users can survive more than 1 explosion from killer queen and 1 explosion is enough to make them unable to steal the art anymore, and its just you and the burglar theres no josuke

[sterile hull]

is this dude serious

[final charm]

They make a big distinction in the manga that there are two separate entities in that moment

[lapis wing]

yeah he can do that

[sterile hull]

its because of the user of the stand

[tawdry roost]

Y'all are sleeping on Tenore Sax. I could use it's illusion powers to turn the house into an impossible maze and make people get lost in it.

[sterile hull]

would you be able to use sticky fingers like how buccarati does ?

[lapis wing]

well hypothetically if i was the user id use it just as good

[solemn inlet]

The old man is the stand, they're the same. There's no reason wonder of u can't just stay there, stab the thief, and trigger a murder or a fight

[sterile hull]

whos tenose sax😭

[uncut shard]

part 3 dios mantion

[tawdry roost]

The stand one of Dio's minions had that turned dio's mansion into an illusion

[sterile hull]

buddy you dont have any fight experience even slightly close to buccarati's😭 gaining a stand doesnt instantly make you learn how to throw a punch

[solemn inlet]

Kenny G, the guy in the wall from part 3 who married Mariah in a spinoff

[sterile hull]

oh

[lapis wing]

didnt he die immidiatly

[sterile hull]

that guy

[lapis wing]

i alr have fight expirience

[tawdry roost]

Yeah but he did get to use his powers

[uncut shard]

yeah but his stand did it's thing for a while

[sterile hull]

get a load of this guy

[lapis wing]

fym get a load of this guy u think nobody in the world has fight experience

[sterile hull]

dream big fart loud

[plucky phoenix]

i think mitaka the alien said that

[idle trout]

@plucky phoenix, your Stand Rank is now 14!

[frank pulsar]

Wonder of U. Have him just carry the art around and no one can reach him.

[plucky phoenix]

cause of the sirens

[tawdry roost]

Oh wait I have a better idea: Cream (Vanilla Ice's stand). If Cream eats the painting, no one will be able to get their hands on it.

[sterile hull]

bro

[valid tiger]

Sticky fingers
The illusion stand Dio’s minion had
Golden experience
The lock
Echo’s act 3
Killer queen
Deadly company

[sterile hull]

that would destroy the art

[sterile hull]

90% of those options wouldnt work when you sleep my dude

[lapis wing]

ALSO the only counter to sticky fingers is digging to where the art is hidden, but he can just move it to somewhere else undrgound or within the walls or cieling or anywhere so the burgler will never find it

sticky fingers is better than killer queen

[tawdry roost]

Oh right it killed Avdol 💀

[solemn inlet]

Deadly company? You localizing the localized name?

[crude rover]

I thought it was bad company?

[solemn inlet]

And iggy, and like 2 whole rooms... and Dio's Boudoir

[lapis wing]

dangerous organization

[sterile hull]

avdol: 🖐️ 🖖

[valid tiger]

I forgot the name and tried my best to remember

[final charm]

Girl are you ignoring that fact that they had already pursued the old man before that example. Yes they are both the stand that's the POINT. It manifests for everyone uniquely because it is a force of the universe that it's manipulating. But since Josuke wasn't able to see Wonder of You it used the same principle that allowed it to teleport across the map constantly to attack Josuke. But that doesn't matter as it has activated because they pursued the old man and we're trying to figure out their identity.

[crude rover]

Risky Corporation

[uncut shard]

Iggy just got used as a soccer ball

[sterile hull]

the localized name of bad company is worse company

what are yall smoking

[lapis wing]

unsafe firm

[final charm]

They don't need to pursue the old man to get the art

[crude rover]

Scary Business

[solemn inlet]

Shit yeah you right... Dio's boudoir tho...

[lapis wing]

unless he is holding the art

[final charm]

Even if he's slightly obscuring the art, he wouldn't activate beyond the simple touch activation

[tawdry roost]

Okay best idea from me so far: Mr. President (the turtle). As long as I keep the key on myself, like around my neck or something, the artwork will be fine inside the turtle and no one will think to look inside a turtle unless they know of the stand.

[uncut shard]

Awful Visitors

[sterile hull]

we are assuming the burglar knows where the art is

[lapis wing]

precarious enterprise

[sterile hull]

24/7

[solemn inlet]

I was saying they localized it further,

Bad->worse->deadly

[final charm]

Why would he hold the art???? He is still an old man and wouldn't be able to hold it for extended periods of time

[sterile hull]

hes a stand my guy

[final charm]

Like he never held any other objects

[crude rover]

Terrible Guests

[solemn inlet]

And you're ignoring that wonder of u is an automatic independent stand that can target and attack without needing to be pursued

[solemn inlet]

He is not an old man

[final charm]

The cane came free with the disguise

[lapis wing]

what kimd of art is this a statue

[solemn inlet]

He is disguised as an old man

[crude rover]

Paintings can be heavy

[sterile hull]

illiterate federation

[lapis wing]

also yeah hes not literally an old man 😂

[crude rover]

If you’re carrying a big canvas

[solemn inlet]

Thats why Rai was so confused by him being 89, because he was outwalking 3 young adults

[crude rover]

If it’s that shitty modern art of a banana taped to a wall then it’s easier

[lapis wing]

they can also be light it depends on the artwork

[forest steppe]

Killer Queen. Touch the painting you go bye bye

[idle trout]

@forest steppe, your Stand Rank is now 11!

[tawdry roost]

I checked the title, it doesn't say that

[final charm]

The STAND can attack separately after activation, not the old man????? He's never even shown attacking because he's not programmed to do that as a stand

[lapis wing]

but say he has it in his car. ud still have to pursue him to get it

[sterile hull]

thats what im saying

[final charm]

You'd have to be nearby to initiate the attack in that case

[solemn inlet]

We don't even know what art it is, it's just something that can be carried out somehow

[sterile hull]

it doesnt say it in the title but WE are assuming the burglar knows where the art is

[final charm]

Which the thief would try and avoid because they're trying not to get found

[solemn inlet]

The user was on a completely different floor in the building

[lapis wing]

or at least he knows where it should be

[solemn inlet]

And wonder of u is long range

The range

Is long

[lapis wing]

sticky fingers can hide it in the floor and hed have nothing he can do

cuz he would never find it

[final charm]

What's stopping the thief from pushing Wonder of you out of the way, getting a large gash that will kill them in 10 years cause there was poison, grabbing the art and getting away

[sterile hull]

i JUST said we are assuming the burglar knows where the art is always

[final charm]

It works eventually, doesn't kill them though

[sterile hull]

this guy is a genius

so smart

[final charm]

That's the kind of stand wonder of you is

[lapis wing]

thats what you are assuming

[final charm]

It doesn't kill you outright

[solemn inlet]

Thst shit will definitely trigger a severe calamity

[solemn inlet]

It made rain into bullets

[sterile hull]

[final charm]

They didn't kill Josuke

[grim arch]

cheap tricks

[sterile hull]

wouldnt that be a suicide

[solemn inlet]

If we include spin-offs than cube house

[final charm]

And that's the thing, wonder of you cripples, it doesn't kill unless you are actively HARMING them

[lapis wing]

how abt this. the alien stand can transform into a decoy painting and he burger takes that instead

[tawdry roost]

ACTUAL best idea from me: C-Moon. I could make gravity pull people away from the artwork like how Pucci made it revert away from Cape Canaveral. As an extra layer of protection I could cave C-Moon touch the artwork, so that anyone who touches it has their body reversed from the inside out.

[sterile hull]

you'd be the alien that turns into the art

[final charm]

||That's why it killed Rai after he grabbed it, that's why it killed Kei after their stand activated and broke the cane||

[sterile hull]

so the burglar would steal you

[lapis wing]

same game plan

small price to pay

[solemn inlet]

Wouldn't pushing wonder of u have enough bad karma to lead to a fatal hit

[final charm]

The thief would be trying NOT to interact with people

[sterile hull]

deadly queen is still the best option

[solemn inlet]

You said the thief ran at him and shoved him

[tawdry roost]

His name is killer queen

[final charm]

No, because just touching wonder of you only activates slightly

[sterile hull]

i know

[tawdry roost]

Also no C-Moon is clearly the best option

[final charm]

The nurses in the hospital were able to help him up cause they didn't intend to hurt him

[sterile hull]

dangerous queen

[lapis wing]

u earn points for saying it like that

[solemn inlet]

Pushing someone counts as an attack?

[sterile hull]

imma go minecrafting

[final charm]

Yeah and it'll kill you in like 5 years, but that's not gonna stop them from stealing the painting now

[sterile hull]

would deactivate when you sleep

[lapis wing]

BUT sticky fingers is still better. even if the burger knows 24/7 where it is, sticky figers can freely move the art anywhere undergound. so deep that the robber couldnt get to it in a reasonabkle ammount of time

[solemn inlet]

Whats stopping wonder of u from stabbing him 10 times in the chest

[tawdry roost]

Where does it say that

[white torrent]

literally killer queen, just make it turn the artwork into a bomb and whoever attempts to steal it, stand user or not, will explode.

bonus question: ||mikitaka||

[sterile hull]

dunno

[sterile hull]

thats what im saying

killer queen is the only top option here

[solemn inlet]

Thsts only for canon

[lapis wing]

sticky fingers and killer queen are both top

[solemn inlet]

Non-canon cube house sweeps

[white torrent]

[solemn inlet]

Like yeah, you can grab the art, but now you're in a 4 dimensional time warping space, where the fuck you gonna go?

[lapis wing]

ngl u could brute force it and just pick made in heaven. u could just remove the robber from the premises so fast he would nebver get the painting

[solemn inlet]

Or arrow cross house, just shove the ribber under the house

[tawdry roost]

C-Moon is the best option. Not only can it have gravity pull everyone and everything away from the artifact, it can make anyone who touches it have their bodies reversed, killing them. It is literally Killer Queen but better. Also, wouldn't Killer Queen's explosion also explode the artifact?

[lapis wing]

or u could kill him there is no stand fast enough to counter it

[errant grove]

Star Platinum

[final charm]

Just Dio time stop move them out of the museum lol

[white torrent]

i aint quite literally resetting the universe for a painting

[errant grove]

boring but idc

Bonus Question:
The Alien in part 4 I forgot his name

[white torrent]

what if youre not there at the museum (or wherever the painting is), remember the world has a time stop limit.

[solemn inlet]

I don't think you'd have to reset but the risk of fucking with time seems pretty extreme for not enough reward

[white torrent]

[solemn inlet]

||Mikitaka Hazekura||

[errant grove]

yes

[final charm]

The world over heaven, infinite time stop

[lapis wing]

pucci can see in stopped time, but even if he couldnt, when dios time stop runs out and he sees the painting is gone, he will check everywhere around the building extremely fast, find it, return it, and kill the thief

[errant grove]

thank you

I sat there trying to remember

[white torrent]

[lapis wing]

ohh i thought u mean dio was the robber

mb

[final charm]

Oh no, you as the curator lol

[solemn inlet]

I remember like every stand and user, yesterday I forgot 2 from part 3 but forgot i don't forget so I didn't forget at all

I even remember the ones like toyohiro kanedaichi

[lapis wing]

yeah the world or star platinum are good options only if the robber doesnt have a time stop ability

[errant grove]

crazy lol

[lapis wing]

and we are assuming the robber could be a stand user

[errant grove]

yeah I don’t know who that is

[solemn inlet]

I even studied for bio classes by making jojo ocs because of how easily I memorize characters

[lapis wing]

that is sick

[solemn inlet]

Superfly user, he's one of the more forgettable names, like a lot of the July 15th characters

[errant grove]

oh yeah the tower stand user

[errant grove]

that’s actually sick

W

[lapis wing]

ok wait holdon ger would be the best. cuz he could just revert time if the thief steals the painting then condem him to infinite death

[solemn inlet]

My teacher was confused at first because she had to grade our notes, eventually she realized they were correct, just odd

[lapis wing]

ur teacher grades ur notes 😭

[solemn inlet]

I was getting 100s back to back

[lapis wing]

that is so impressive i nearly failed bio

ts was the hardest class ever

[solemn inlet]

I was failing until I started doing it

Unfortunately since I'm a graduate now I don't have na excuse to make more topics into stands

[lapis wing]

i wish i did that

[errant grove]

I never had a teacher grade my notes

[lean wagon]

I DONT KNOW

[solemn inlet]

She was the only one of mine that did

[lapis wing]

ive had teacher look at my notes but never grade them

[solemn inlet]

Fair enough

Most are pretty shit for constant security

[fallen wraith]

Star Platinum

[errant grove]

was she a good teacher at least?

[lapis wing]

yall r sleeping on tubular bells

[solemn inlet]

Yeah

[lapis wing]

he would defend that painting crazy

[timid pecan]

guys would Wonder of U affect the burglar 🤔

[lapis wing]

yes

[errant grove]

nice

[timid pecan]

oh

easy pick ig

[lapis wing]

nah baby face clears

[solemn inlet]

If it's a metal sculpture than tubular bells is the art

[timid pecan]

lowkey yall sleeping on killer queen

[solemn inlet]

...

[timid pecan]

just turn the paiting into a bomb

[lapis wing]

no we arent 😭

that is the top choice in chat

[timid pecan]

oh

[solemn inlet]

We've seen that so much

[timid pecan]

oopsies

[lapis wing]

sticky fingers would be better tho

[timid pecan]

[solemn inlet]

Audi how are you using babyface to protect it

[lapis wing]

cuz u know im right

[timid pecan]

d4c would be kinda goated

send the paiting to another dimension

to a safe or something

[lapis wing]

im not sure i dont really remember what his ability is

[timid pecan]

aint no one seeing that painting ever again

[lapis wing]

tru tru

[solemn inlet]

Forced impregnation

[timid pecan]

[lapis wing]

dont know what that means but uve pretty much proved my point

oh wait nvm

u edited it

i do know what that means

[solemn inlet]

Had a typo

[lapis wing]

well u can just put the robber into labour and boom

[solemn inlet]

I mean it would work

[timid pecan]

anyways im picking twoh bye

[lapis wing]

bye

[solemn inlet]

He's not wrong but most effective use is pretty fucked up

[lapis wing]

i barely remember the baby face episodes

[solemn inlet]

Fair enough, just make the art immovable

[lapis wing]

i just had an insane idea

[final charm]

1. Sticky Fingers (Alternate dimension same universe)
2. Killer Queen (Inescapable trap to get the painting)
3. Speed King (Inescapable trap to get the painting)
4. Weather Report (Rainbows or room wide oxygen/other nessesary atmosphere condition removal)
5. Tenore Sax (Maze)
6. Highway Star (Long range immobilizer/killer)
7. White Snake (Long range Immobilizer/killer)
8. Geb (Long range killer)
9. Bags Groove ((Part 9)Long range immobilizer/killer, takes a second)
10. Justice (Good if they get any injury)

[lapis wing]

bohemian rhapsody, make the painting defend itself...

[solemn inlet]

His stand is a computer that impregnate a woman named Anita, then he raises his iPad kid ass offspring to kill Bruno, using Bruno blood to track him

[lapis wing]

where is bohemian rhapsody, baby face, fun fun fun, and all the other obvious picks??

[solemn inlet]

Also echoes act 2, just put sizzle on the art

[lapis wing]

is this a list of the top 10 mediocre choices

[solemn inlet]

Fun fun fun is too situational

[lapis wing]

dire times lead to dire measures

if a paintings being stolen i dont see many other options...

[solemn inlet]

You would have to be directly above them for fun fun fun

[solemn inlet]

What the fuck did Anita do to you

[final charm]

Bohemian Rhapsody affects everyone and would probably end up with the art destroyed in any number of stories that end with the Maguffin being destroyed, fun fun fun too situational, baby face is fair and better than bags groove

[lapis wing]

it doesnt have to be anita specifically 😭

[final charm]

Echoes act 2 is good, non lethal though which is what will permanently stop the theif

[lapis wing]

blah blah blah

[solemn inlet]

Slice, cuts the thief's hands when they touch it

[final charm]

Only if they actually touch that part with it on there though, it can only have the one interaction though

[solemn inlet]

So... Who you assaulting

[final charm]

The Mona Lisa 😔

[solemn inlet]

Good point, but it could be a pretty large one, like the boing on the jagged rock

[lapis wing]

final answer
1: soft machine
2: ger
3: sticky fingers

[lapis wing]

the robber obv!!

[final charm]

Plus if it was put on the art itself it would also affect the art which could destroy it

[solemn inlet]

I guess, if you put slip on it do you think it would just be too slippery to grip?

[hollow orchid]

Havens door

[final charm]

Ooo that's a good idea actually

[lapis wing]

bites the dust would also be very good toi defend it

[final charm]

Soft and Wet could do that too!

[lapis wing]

soft and wet can remove the stealableness

or can he

[final charm]

Though it would be impossible to hang up lol

[solemn inlet]

Yeah! Or just fill the room with bubbles and have the robber lose their eyes and organs

[solemn inlet]

Display then make slippery

[hollow orchid]

And pp

[solemn inlet]

Thsts an organ... i would know

I had to make a jojo oc about it

[lapis wing]

jit said i would know 😭

[lapis wing]

send

[hollow orchid]

Yh my doctor cut off a mystery organ for no reason and i found out the hard way

[lapis wing]

and no way u had to make a jojo oc of a pp in order to remember it

u just wanted to

[solemn inlet]

Its just a written description of a cannon stand that mimics the anatomy of male sex organs, down to the seminal vesicles and ureter

Even had a substand for bladder connection

[solemn inlet]

Where are the seminal vesicles

[lapis wing]

fair

[solemn inlet]

Like they had us study every structure and tube

[lapis wing]

but lets be real we have been sleeping on wether report. he could just turn the thief into snails

or white snake who could remove their memory and stand

so many good options from part 6

the little microscopic flying dildos that the guy dressed as a cow had

[solemn inlet]

Wouldn't even need that, just fill the room with fog or something or dry out the air in the room

[idle trout]

@solemn inlet, your Stand Rank is now 4!

[lapis wing]

or poison them

[solemn inlet]

Sky high, rykiel, rods. Yeah they would work

[solemn inlet]

Rhat was one of my first answers because it also works against non stand users since it's a bound stand

[velvet root]

Turtle can protect my art piece since nobody could possibly think that the art piece is stored inside it

[idle trout]

@velvet root, your Stand Rank is now 11!

[solemn inlet]

Although you'd have to gather the rods first

[velvet root]

The paper stand from pt4 too

[lapis wing]

ayy grape vines think alike

yoo sai is cooking

[solemn inlet]

Enigma would be a good choice yeah

[lapis wing]

what abt the feet stand

[velvet root]

Which one

[lapis wing]

part 4

[solemn inlet]

You suggesting baby face then highway star I'm starting to get concerned

[lapis wing]

he sucks ur nutrients and has no weaknesses but also has a legion of feet

that chase u

[velvet root]

Oh that's terrifying
Would definitely end any burglar

[lapis wing]

i would lowk wanna be the burglar

that cant be just me tho

[solemn inlet]

....

[velvet root]

LMAO

[solemn inlet]

If I'm able to use cube house as my chosen stand for it I'd wanna be the robber

[velvet root]

You are one masochistic little fella

[lapis wing]

ur tweaking

im normal

[velvet root]

Uh huhhh

[solemn inlet]

Cube house is the one from Jorge joestar which is a tesseract with one other resident, a stand form taking the shape of Reimi Sugimoto

[final charm]

I thought you said my picks were mid 😭

[lapis wing]

did yall watch the ova

[velvet root]

I have no clue what that sentence means cassie

[lapis wing]

part 3

[wild temple]

Whatever Billie Jean's stand was from part 3

[lapis wing]

i stand on that

[solemn inlet]

Tenore Sax

[wild temple]

Yeah that

[velvet root]

No but the Instagram reels of it basically took every frame from that movie

[wild temple]

Thanks

[final charm]

What would your list look like then 🤨

[solemn inlet]

Weird that some names in part 3 like Kenny G became more overt music references

[velvet root]

I can't wait for Tyler the creator in part 9

[lapis wing]

@final charm

runner up is baby face and wether report

[solemn inlet]

In Jorge joestar there's a stand that's a cube room with a door on each wall, the floor and the roof, it infinitely loops but you can hang out with Reimi Sugimoto

[solemn inlet]

What is it with you and forcing women to carry your spawn

[final charm]

Soft Machine can hide it in the wall but it's still rubber and can be found using that, GER needs to interact in some way (God knows if I know how), I agree with sticky fingers and Weather

[lapis wing]

they are trying to steal the painting ok its not like i want to do this

[velvet root]

Are you going to impregnate the art thief

[lapis wing]

yes

[velvet root]

a fair punishment

[lapis wing]

hypothetically its one of the most effecive options

[velvet root]

Sure

It would definitely be harder to achieve

[solemn inlet]

You also said you wanted to be the robber

[lapis wing]

i have actually quite a good grasp on how ger works

[solemn inlet]

The childbirth kills the mom too

[lapis wing]

welllll

ignore that

[solemn inlet]

Wanna get knocked up? Or just wanna get sucked dry by feet?

[velvet root]

Optional:3

[final charm]

Baby face is a good option since it's long range and you can give direct orders, it's immature though and there's a good chance it'll get angry if things go wrong and it'll eat the painting

[lapis wing]

did somebody say feet

[solemn inlet]

Thats how babyface gains mass

[velvet root]

2 fates worse than death

Or someone's dream

[final charm]

I do too, it's just that no one knows how it's truly activated lol

[solemn inlet]

Babyface isn't long range, babyface Jr is

[final charm]

You know what I mean lol

[lapis wing]

the stand itself decides. giorno isnt aware of this ability at least not the first time it happens

[solemn inlet]

Yeah, but you'd have to either have another woman you bred and killed or be there in the room to do it to the thief

[final charm]

That's it activating the ability, not the parameters for its ability activating

[lapis wing]

i suppose so

[final charm]

Like it needing to interact with someone, range, whatever

[solemn inlet]

Ger could probably work just by having it attack anyone who goes near the art, not even using return to zero

[lapis wing]

but theoretically if u could activate the ability whenever someone tries to steal the painting there is no counter

[final charm]

It is a good pick though, I just find it too inconsistent

[solemn inlet]

The only thing needed for that is that audi needs to always have it out

[final charm]

Golden Experience is good actually, put vines in the way and if they cut the vines then they get cut

[lapis wing]

yuhhh

[signal rivet]

Plenty of good choices, I’d say hanged man would make an excellent guard

[lapis wing]

see theres layers to my thinking

[solemn inlet]

Just build a wall of trees at that point

[final charm]

But that's both stands, not really revert to zero

[lapis wing]

also purple haze if u just get out of the room

[solemn inlet]

So a gas chamber?

[final charm]

What if the paint is natural, then you destroy the painting too

[lapis wing]

can u stop making everything i say look bad

[solemn inlet]

You're making it really easy

[solemn inlet]

What if it's a metal sculpture

[final charm]

Then it'd be fine

[lapis wing]

beach boy may also be a good option

not many counters to the fish hook to the heart

[solemn inlet]

Only issue would be when you aren't around

[lapis wing]

and i think we are sleeping on pearl jam

[final charm]

True, top close for comfort imo

Pearl Jam?

[solemn inlet]

......no?

[lapis wing]

well yeah but the question is what stand is good for defending it

[solemn inlet]

How would pearl jam help in this situation

[solemn inlet]

Fair

[lapis wing]

just think about it

[solemn inlet]

Pearl jam is a healing stand

[final charm]

Go my tomato's

[lapis wing]

hurt people hurt people. why would someone steal a painting if not to fill an otherwise unfillable hole

[solemn inlet]

It ejects a bad body part and makes a good one

[lapis wing]

offer the painting to the thief for free, but only if they eat a meal with u

after the meal theyll find they dont even want it anymore

[final charm]

Make them feel bad I see

[lapis wing]

heal their evil soul

[solemn inlet]

You went from knocking up the thief to dating them

[lapis wing]

ITS NOT A DATE

[solemn inlet]

Nice

[solemn inlet]

Sure

[lapis wing]

its just dinner

[final charm]

They really said take them to dinner after

[lapis wing]

but this is yet another situation where i wouldnt mind being the thief

[solemn inlet]

Milagro Man, hide money in the art, and then tell the that returning the art is the only way to stop the curse

[solemn inlet]

The next suggestion is just gonna be "The lock, make them feel bad"

[lapis wing]

reverb act 2 might be good

can write dont steal on the thief

[solemn inlet]

Thats echoes act 1

[lapis wing]

oh whatever

[solemn inlet]

Or heavens door

[lapis wing]

yeah heavens door would be pretty good

[solemn inlet]

Wanna know what else would work

Emperor

[lapis wing]

the gun?

[final charm]

Homing bullets

Invisible to non-stand users

[lapis wing]

mm true

sex pistols also

[solemn inlet]

Being shot usually stops people from doing things

[final charm]

Technically not homing but controlled bullets

[solemn inlet]

Ratt

[final charm]

Melted people tend not to move

[solemn inlet]

Creamstarter

Melted flesh on the floor usually makes people leave

[turbid fractal]

first

bruh

[solemn inlet]

Underworld...

If you torture and kill someone in the same room

[solemn inlet]

Are you sure

[turbid fractal]

gng

[arctic flicker]

sticky fingers to hide the stuff

[regal beacon]

Beach Boy

As soon as they run, I chop em up with an “invisible” fishing line

[clever smelt]

Wonder of U

[shell hound]

Star platinum is the basic one to protect it

[regal beacon]

You know what? Sethan. They won’t see the shadow on the ground

[undone snow]

all i need is german science

[modern grove]

WOU

[sharp ruin]

Give me some of that german tech

[summer karma]

wonder of u
because calamity 👍

[forest grail]

Silver Chariot Requiem

Assuming I get a version specialized to my wish for protecting this painting instead of the stand arrow

If not, then Bad Company or Areosmith are my next picks

[kindred hollow]

Heirophant Green

[vapid fractal]

For the bonus, it was Mikitaka who said the line

[idle trout]

@vapid fractal, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[little sigil]

Just place the art piece underneath superfly, simple ez.

[trail lance]

Aerosmith, or Wonder Of U

[near hollow]

Highway Star won’t let anyone gunning for my painting get far if I just put it in the fake room.

Also Mikitaka the goat said the shoe thing

[muted birch]

Sale's Kraftwerk, it'll be stuck in place and there's nothing they can do to dislodge it.

[odd hornet]

Mandem. Just hire a guy to time loop a dude if he comes for it

[solemn inlet]

You would have to loop it yourself, also he would just be confused until he figures it out and gets annoyed

[frigid walrus]

STICKY FINGERS

[trail crane]

John

[solemn inlet]

Is next question gonna be something like "what stand can help you hunt down the burglar"

Also shit, Gold experience, make it a small insect like a ladybug

Better yet a wasp

Who is stealing a wasp

[thin karma]

The Sun

[cursive stratus]

any stand that can fight for me

[formal storm]

Killer queen, sheer heart attack as the vault security guard

[sterile hull]

just turn the art into a bomb

the art wont be harmed but the burglar will explode if he touches the art