[25/5/11] Which Stand user would win the Olympics?

[wary locust]

what categories would each person do

[ember vapor]

First

[grave estuary]

me

[timid crag]

survivor

[lethal rover]

fith

Not sure but eh

[noble hearth]

@lethal rover, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[cold ermine]

I WAS SO XLOSE

[lethal rover]

sybau

[grave estuary]

hi z

[supple gust]

Dio fr

[ember vapor]

You’ll get it next time

[lethal rover]

prob wou

[grave estuary]

zaza

[bronze tiger]

made in heaven

for 100m dash

[timid crag]

if wou gets ahead then no one else would, so yeah

[bronze tiger]

and everything running

[timid crag]

and he can teleport right so

[lethal rover]

made in heaven wins easily

SEE GNG🔥

[timid crag]

doesent it start slow tho

[ember vapor]

Dark Blue Moon easily wins the aquatics events

[lilac thistle]

pucci
made in heaven's speed just wins

[little gulch]

King Crimson

[strong willow]

Shigechi

[timid crag]

harvest carries him like the chase scene

[strong willow]

Yep

[frail flare]

Jotaro would win gold at spear throwing

[dire nymph]

star platinum could probably be pretty good at strength based sports

jotaro i mean

[timid crag]

survivor someone could use to make everyone kill eachother, but like, that wouldnt make the user win tbh, they would probably die too

[heavy dagger]

nah definetly made in heaven blud would race the 100M

[noble hearth]

@heavy dagger, your Stand Rank is now 3!

[cerulean smelt]

Made in Heaven due to its speed maybe

[noble hearth]

@cerulean smelt, your Stand Rank is now 4!

[quasi temple]

Star platinum

[dire nymph]

depends on the category bro

[ember vapor]

Silver Chariot would win fencing.

There’s so many categories to think about lol

[odd dove]

made in heaven would win everything unfortunately

[dire nymph]

FENCING IS SO OEAK

PEAK

[ember vapor]

Real!

[quaint agate]

Purple Haze when I crashout

[cerulean smelt]

I think Diver Down would be useful too

[ember vapor]

I see it

[quasi temple]

Heavens door so he could make the other people lose

[sly prism]

Star platinum and JOTARO in the long jump :p

[inner glen]

Star Platinum cuz of it's overall stats

[odd dove]

doesnt help w skiing or snowboarding

[sly prism]

White album would destroy those categories

[frosty vale]

Made in heaven

[hasty python]

DIO wins athletics. With his power to stop time and what not.
Mista wins pistol shooting.
Dark Blue Moon wins kayaking.
Bruno wins at football not because of his power but because he is a good footballer.

[balmy ferry]

Pucci probably with MIH

[ember vapor]

Hol horse and Mista in the shooting events goes tough

[sly prism]

Bruno is so good at being a father

[odd dove]

yeah or wether report

[sly prism]

Ohhh that’s true!

[safe mist]

Cream cause he is big ball and big black hole (which I love 💞)

[ember vapor]

Hell yah white album would go insane on skiing and ice skating

[sly prism]

Dark blue moon would easily win swiming

[safe mist]

Real

[deft junco]

fugo cuz he will killl everyone 👅

[vital palm]

star platinum is winning in boxing

[river marsh]

So

Dio*

[deft junco]

cricket

[odd dove]

star platinum wins in archery

[timid crag]

atom heart father

[odd dove]

or the world cuz he could move the arrow mid air

[timid crag]

those who snow

[sly prism]

I don’t think so

Maybe Manhattan transfer

[odd dove]

wait forgot star platinum also has time stop

[sly prism]

If that’s allowed

[hollow depot]

Polcolocco(idk how to spell)

[sly prism]

Like, shoot the stand an arrow, then bounce into the target

[vital palm]

well it can win in cricket too

[digital zealot]

Johnny to the paralympics, lessgo

[odd dove]

maybe tie

[sly prism]

Fun fun fun wins if he is on top of the stadium

[odd dove]

i think both could get perfect scores

[sly prism]

You know what? That’s fair

Agreed

Star platinum peak is a beast

[vital palm]

spice girl wins at trampoline which i didnt know was a sport until right now

[sly prism]

Precise as hell

[odd dove]

yeah

[azure birch]

that one stand that steals nutrients from others i forgot the name LOL

[sly prism]

Highway star

[ember wind]

highway star

[sly prism]

:)

[azure birch]

ty gang

[odd dove]

and has a bunch of feet

which can smell you…

[sly prism]

Yummers

[azure birch]

LOL

[vital palm]

i think stone free is also a valid option cuz you can just choke your opponents out

[odd dove]

very interesting stand

[sly prism]

Well, yeah

But choking your opponents is kinda

Bad

Maybe

[odd dove]

ok well if killing opponents is allowed stone free might not be the most effective

[sly prism]

Agreed

[sturdy otter]

Star platinum would beat everyone but GER would win anyway

[odd dove]

plus arent we putting stand users against stand users

[vital palm]

okay but so is stealing their nutrients 😭

[sly prism]

Just let fugo do his thing

[odd dove]

fr

[sly prism]

Fair enough

Smelling feet is bad too

[odd dove]

well

[sly prism]

🤔

[odd dove]

who wins bobsleigh

[rigid atlas]

@hollow pumice ur e kitten

[sly prism]

What is bobsleigh

You know what, doesn’t matter what it is

Carne’s stand wins

What was its name…

[vital palm]

notorious b.i.g.

[odd dove]

notorious big

[noble hearth]

@odd dove, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[odd dove]

fuck

beat me to it

[vital palm]

yeah thats why i audited the dots lol

[odd dove]

pronounced bee eye jee

[sly prism]

THATS RIGHT

I LOVE THAT STAND

Thanks jojo fans

[odd dove]

how would he win anything

he moves so slow

[sly prism]

He eats things

A little slow but

He eats :3

[odd dove]

omg atee 💅 😻

[sly prism]

😭

He would be eating the entire pool

And the whole stadium

[stiff pecan]

Yuya Fungami

[odd dove]

feet man

[stiff pecan]

Seriously though jotaro?

[vital palm]

do you think that matte kusedai could win in the running category if it was able to mess with the camera with a fake

[sly prism]

That’s cheating but if no one notices

Yeah, maybe he can win

[odd dove]

no clue who that is

[hollow pumice]

HELP

[sly prism]

But if in the running category is Sandman, then it’s done

[hollow pumice]

thats one mean johnny

[odd dove]

millions of ppl watching 😭

[sly prism]

A stand from thejojolands

[sly prism]

HAHAHA true

[odd dove]

havent read

unfortunately

[sly prism]

It has the ability to transform into anything a person wishes (it has to be a request from an external person to the stand user)

[verbal drum]

John

[sly prism]

You could even say

[oblique hinge]

The Hustle would be great

[odd dove]

u lie on a sled and go down a curvy ice slide

[sly prism]

“I wish Matte kudasai transformed into a gun”

And then the stand does

[rigid atlas]

U stink

Ah

[pine portal]

The dude from part 6 who's stand riles ppl up

[odd dove]

lmao

[sly prism]

Huh

Dont remember that one

[odd dove]

wouldnt work in fencing or boxing

[sly prism]

OH

survivor?

[oblique hinge]

The Hustle,Heaven's door,Tusk

[odd dove]

ya

[pine portal]

Yea

It's like

[oblique hinge]

he probably means Dragon's dream

[odd dove]

made the meteor guy figjt jolene

[pine portal]

Free drugs

[sly prism]

That’s

Wow

[noble hearth]

@sly prism, your Stand Rank is now 3!

[sly prism]

Didn’t think about it

[odd dove]

…

[pine portal]

Wait actually

[oblique hinge]

would be trash

[sly prism]

I don’t think so, maybe it could win boxing

[oblique hinge]

Made in Heaven would be good

[pine portal]

The dragon stand would be great for Olympic sports with 1 on 1 opponents

[oblique hinge]

with the speed and all

[odd dove]

doesnt help with any olympic games that aren’t fighting amd the stand would prolly help the opponent

[sly prism]

Yeah!

[odd dove]

if im thinking of the right stand

[sly prism]

OH RIGHT

[oblique hinge]

every stand with a close range would be good then

[sly prism]

THE STAND IS NEUTRAL

😭

[odd dove]

ya

[sly prism]

I mean yeah, naturally

Except echoes act 0 (egg)

🥚

[oblique hinge]

has no range

[odd dove]

dragons dream never met jotaro

he wouldnt care abt the directions n all that bullcrap

[hollow pumice]

ur one to talk

[oblique hinge]

Honestly Wonder of U is good for any games

[pine portal]

Yeah but the dragon one SPECIFICALLY because it literally helps you cheat by showing you how to win

[rigid atlas]

I smell good

[pine portal]

Wonder of u would cancel the olympics

[sly prism]

Like a tutorial you know

[oblique hinge]

but you have some specific places you need to be in

[sly prism]

I mean, both him and made In heaven is out of the question kinda

[pine portal]

Wait actually
Hey ya
The luck stand would be great

[odd dove]

u have to be able to hit those places

[sly prism]

Just by inviting Toru to the olímpica

Everything would be over

[pine portal]

Yeah made in heaven is way too fast anyway

[sly prism]

Yeah, if you’re going against normal people and stuff

[odd dove]

what abt ger

[sly prism]

Ye :)

[pine portal]

I'm assuming we r the only ppl with a Stand and everybody else is normal

[sly prism]

I think ger Can just try again every time he fails a competition

[sly prism]

Oh

[odd dove]

nah its vs all stands

[sly prism]

Then hey ya it’s incredibly useful

[odd dove]

which stand would win

[sly prism]

In that case

Idk tbh

[odd dove]

other than made in heaven cuz he obv clears

[sly prism]

Yeah

Letting aside the incredibly op stands

[oblique hinge]

Fun Fun Fun would also be good

[sly prism]

Tusk, ger and stuff

[oblique hinge]

like in gymnastics

[odd dove]

what abt d4c

[sly prism]

I don’t really know tbh

Would love train be too op?

[pine portal]

Yes

[sly prism]

Oh right

Boxing…

Nevermind, too op for even be taken into consideration

Aside from those

[pine portal]

Hmmm

[sly prism]

I’d say Manhattan transfer would win almost every ranged category

Him or the emperor

[odd dove]

or star platinum

[sly prism]

ALTOUGH i prefer Manhattan

[sly prism]

Yeah, him too

[oblique hinge]

The Hustler would be good in every game

[pine portal]

Wouldn't sex pistols be better since they help u aim better even if you're aiming wrong

[sly prism]

Oh

[pine portal]

You could be way off and they'd kick ut into bulls eye

[sly prism]

Actually you’re right

[odd dove]

ohh tru

dodnt think of that

[sly prism]

THATS RIGHTTT

yeah then i agree

[odd dove]

but doesnt help with archery?

[noble hearth]

@odd dove, your Stand Rank is now 2!

[sly prism]

Sex Pistols would be great

[odd dove]

or would they also work with arrows

[oblique hinge]

but can't you control your bullets either the Emperor

?

[pine portal]

Emperor is awesome if you need infinite ammo but you gotta aim yourself

[sly prism]

I’d say they also work with arrows

[pine portal]

No not really

[sly prism]

But that’s just a theory

[odd dove]

yeah thats his thing

[pine portal]

I really wanna add bad company somewhere just bc it's funny

[oblique hinge]

I don't think so

[sly prism]

As far as I’m aware, you can redirect them

Pretty much a slight control over the bullet

[odd dove]

😭 literally what game would this have an advantage in

[pine portal]

Ohh yeah yeah I forgot about that

[oblique hinge]

You can,remember the episode when they tried to kill Jotaro

they were shooting down a pipe

[pine portal]

Killing your opponents or smtg

[odd dove]

fair

[oblique hinge]

listen

[odd dove]

if thats allowed

[sly prism]

OHHHH

[oblique hinge]

The Hustle would be great

[sly prism]

RIGHT

[oblique hinge]

in any game

[sly prism]

What was the hustle’s ability?

[pine portal]

Bad company is the stand to go to after you lose the Olympics and crash out

[sly prism]

Bad company would be a good

Uh

[odd dove]

in that episode or one near it, he shot into the air and it did a complete u turn

[sly prism]

Idk

[oblique hinge]

grants control over musculature

[odd dove]

the pipe was so star platinum wouldnt see it coming

[oblique hinge]

yeah

[odd dove]

and catch it

[pine portal]

Actually do you think thoth would be good for the Olympics

It tells you the future

[sly prism]

Oh

[sly prism]

For betting

It’s incredible

Like

[oblique hinge]

Its from JOJOlands

[sly prism]

A beast

[pine portal]

Real

[sly prism]

Yeah, it was from Paco I think

[oblique hinge]

mhm

[odd dove]

or the book would just say u gonna lose

wait what stand r we talking abt

[pine portal]

Thoth

[sly prism]

Thoth

[odd dove]

oh yeah thats what i thought

[oblique hinge]

wait what if you use Bigmouth Strikes Again and dress like the goat of each sport

[pine portal]

Lmao

[analog cape]

Hey Ya .

[sly prism]

It doesn’t give you the abilities of the goat

[odd dove]

idk how that stand works

[sly prism]

But

It is intimidating

[sly prism]

Kinda like yellow temperance but

[oblique hinge]

no it doesn't but it inputs fear into the other players

[sly prism]

Related to light n stuff

[oblique hinge]

and makes them stress out

[sly prism]

Yeah, imagine being in a 1v1

Boxing

[oblique hinge]

and they wouldn't be able to concentrate

[sly prism]

Against certain German person

[oblique hinge]

even in track

[sly prism]

That’s scary as hell tbh

[oblique hinge]

see?

[sly prism]

OH LORD AGAINST STROHEIM

[odd dove]

but ppl play against the goats of their sports in the olympics

[sly prism]

yeah…

[sly prism]

Even so I think it’s scary you know

[oblique hinge]

yeah and you think that they aren't stressed?

[odd dove]

yeah but they can still focus

[sly prism]

I kinda agree, but they have to be prepared as hell

Like

In the Olympics

Against

Idk

[oblique hinge]

Mf I'll dress like JFK do you think they would concentrate?

[sly prism]

Elon musk

[odd dove]

its the olympics. they are all the goats of where they came from

well not goat

but current best

[oblique hinge]

or honestly just eat from Pearl Jam before the matches

[sly prism]

You know what

[odd dove]

true true

[sly prism]

Pearl Jam + Hey ya

That’s all you need

[oblique hinge]

Chariot Requiem

Green day

[sly prism]

Too op I’d say

[sly prism]

Oh damn

[odd dove]

wouldnt do anything on a flat track

[oblique hinge]

Oasis

[sly prism]

No 🎿

[oblique hinge]

bc the guy from the anime didn't think to jump

[oblique hinge]

oasis would

[odd dove]

yeah what a dumbass

[sly prism]

He was overconfident tbh

[oblique hinge]

no but honestly I don't remember that the people needed to be at a certain level for it to work

[odd dove]

wait but he got in a helicopter

[sly prism]

Yeah!

Like

Lower than the user I think

[odd dove]

they had to be below him

[sly prism]

DONT know how much

Like

From feet and below or stuff

[odd dove]

and move further below for it to activate

[sly prism]

Don’t know…

[odd dove]

but if he moves up it doesnt activate

u have to move down

[sly prism]

What category you guys think hierrophant green would be great

I love that stand

[odd dove]

he can possess people

[oblique hinge]

wait

stop

I just checked

[bleak robin]

Me

[oblique hinge]

if a person's altitude decreases

[sly prism]

THATS kinda useful

[oblique hinge]

Green day can use his ability

[sly prism]

Huh

[oblique hinge]

so basically

if you jump

[sly prism]

So it depends on the person altitude solely?

[solar hearth]

Dio would win if they let him do it at night time because of vampire strength, if not probably a hamon user

[oblique hinge]

the other person's altitude decreases for you

[sly prism]

If there is no other joestar in the stadium

Dio wins

[oblique hinge]

It is a humanoid Stand that can generate and spread a deadly mold. Said mold will trigger and consume any lifeform whose altitude decreases.(JoJo wili)

[odd dove]

its not the altitude relitave to the user

[oblique hinge]

wiki*

[odd dove]

green day got in a helicopter and flew up, that should have wiped out everyone on the ground

but it didnt

it was just so ppl couldnt get above him

[oblique hinge]

no but did it release the gas?

[odd dove]

yes

[sly prism]

Oh

So stand works like

For the mold to spread

Affected stand user needs to be

Lower in altitude than he is currently

And he needs to be lower than the stand user itself

[odd dove]

yes

[sly prism]

With those two conditions Green Day works

Seems balanced

If you can, you keep climbing up

Problem is

Even by just walking

Your altitude Lower just a tiny bit

[oblique hinge]

what do we think about Ticket to Ride?

[sly prism]

Don’t remember :(

[oblique hinge]

sbr

[sly prism]

🤔

[oblique hinge]

uh something with indirect but useful defensive powers

[sly prism]

Oh

It’s the corpse stand right

Lucy

I mean, the stand that the saint corpse gave to Lucy

[oblique hinge]

yeah

[sly prism]

That stand is useful if you want to be a vegetal in a few hours

So

You can pretty much win at fencing and boxing categories

But aside from that

Meh

🫤

[oblique hinge]

what if I use The Genesis of Universe and read that I will win every category of the olympics

[odd dove]

i gotta go buy a mothers day gift

syanara

however u spell it

[jovial spruce]

Made in Heaven

[sly prism]

Good luck buddy

Be safe

[sly prism]

I mean

At that point

Just use the lovers or stuff

Idk

Like

Let people punch you

And they die

I think

Maybe

[oblique hinge]

The Genesis of Universe would be great

[turbid reef]

Dio, he’s a vampire

[frozen eagle]

Hey ya, just cause the hype would've let anyone win.

[runic steeple]

Sandman wins any race

[quaint schooner]

me

im a stand user

[oblique hinge]

abilities?

[forest marsh]

Poccoloco and it’s not even close

HMs: Soundman and Jotaro

[quaint schooner]

i throw random things

trust

im a stand user

[oblique hinge]

The Scribe Ani and Paco solo

easy win

[dusky grail]

true

[dusky grail]

and javelin throw

[thorny current]

Polnareff and silver chariot win the fencing

[oblique hinge]

or just use The Hustle or The Genesis of Universe

[woven owl]

The world would be good in baseball just time stop and hit the ball a bunch like the time ability from botw

[noble hearth]

@woven owl, your Stand Rank is now 6!

[autumn hound]

Clash would win the uh swimming n White Album would win the skating. The ice skating. Thats a thing in the olympics right

[willow frost]

Secco

[sly prism]

Truth

[noble hearth]

@sly prism, your Stand Rank is now 4!

[dusky grail]

I’m not there yet

[oblique hinge]

you will get to The Hustle

[noble hearth]

@oblique hinge, your Stand Rank is now 5!

[oblique hinge]

and The Genesis of Universe is from Light Novels

[dusky grail]

oh

nice

[oblique hinge]

yeah

and basically its a history book in which if you read something loud or in your mind it will happen

anything that you wish and read will happen

[dusky grail]

might be the reason its not canon then :D

[oblique hinge]

Yeah

but still a great way to win the olympics

[dusky grail]

definitely sounds like it

[oblique hinge]

mhm

[timid flame]

technically young joseph (part 2) is a stand user

he just doesn't know

anyway the running thing

yeah

[oblique hinge]

Then we can argue that Kars is a stand user too

and he would win

In JORGE JOESTAR he was able to create his own superior versions of like D4C,Killer Queen BTD,Whitesnake and others

[lethal rover]

obviously wonder of u, since if he joins fencing his pure presence will off the opponent

[oblique hinge]

Kars solos

[safe mist]

Wonder of YOU! Beacause well. Just think abt it

[elfin ice]

Probably Secco since his stand is wearable and can help him physically

[timid flame]

but do we count non-canon?

[tardy swallow]

🤨

[night oriole]

Star Platnium quite literally

[strange jewel]

freaky pistols for the gun thing

[noble hearth]

@strange jewel, your Stand Rank is now 9!

[strange jewel]

or uh

idk

[night oriole]

His Speed, Strength and like all his abilities make him elegible for at least most of the Olympics' games

also the world because he could just stop time and go ahead of everyone else

And White Album/The Beatles (?) for Figure Skating games

[fresh cedar]

has anyone considered skateboarding yet

[noble hearth]

@fresh cedar, your Stand Rank is now 2!

[vital palm]

honestly i think any humanoid stand could do well at skateboarding

but probably tusk or ballbreaker since skateboarding needs tons of spins

[limber zealot]

Idk sandman

[fresh cedar]

im thinking like c-moon or jumpin jack flash. unlimited airtime

[burnt tangle]

If its stand user only, joseph fr

doesnt necessarily say stand

or character

stand user

but idk I might be going crazy 😭

[fresh cedar]

ohh you're right i thought it said stand

[burnt tangle]

bro might be right fr

but he prolly only got running on his side

prolly wont perform well in other categories

[fresh cedar]

yeah no joseph would be unexplained insanely good at skateboarding just because it's cool so it makes sense to me

[fresh cedar]

i think he'd be good at rock climbing too

[burnt tangle]

yea

[jolly sentinel]

Joseph would find a way trust

[fresh cedar]

he'd cheat

him winning is wholly dependent on how good the administration is on the day

[vital palm]

ohh thats true too!!

[dreamy turret]

Jonathan.
All of them.
Surely Jonathan.

[fresh cedar]

jonathan would collapse in breaking

[willow frost]

Naranchia would win in break dancing

[limber zealot]

Actually no kars bc if he has every dna of every life form on earth then he has lebron genes and the best ahtletes genes

[pliant pond]

Emperor and Sex pistols could win shooting

or THE WORLD

[stable sail]

pucci, he wins everything due to sheer speed alone with mih

[frigid knoll]

johnny would easily win the running section... not even a question atp smh sigh

[brave ice]

Pocoloco wins everything

His sheer luck will allow him to win

[burnt tangle]

✍️

[royal wave]

Nah his luck was only for the duration of sbr

[odd grove]

Wheel of fortune, cycling

[sand spindle]

The question was which STAND USER, not jojo characters in general you bum

[limber zealot]

Kars novel lil bro

[noble hearth]

@limber zealot, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[sand spindle]

He’s not even canon, sped ahh

[sand spindle]

Bro has zero knowledge

L bum ain’t got nothing to say

Pipe down pipsqueak

[limber zealot]

Stfu he literally manifested stands using his power and it was a joke with the suggestion if u scroll up you’ll see my fr response, fat nerd 😂

Holy corn ball log off bro 😭😭

[sand spindle]

Sandman is even worse dipshit

[noble hearth]

@sand spindle, your Stand Rank is now 2!

[limber zealot]

Yea message back like a lil good boy

[limber zealot]

He’s literally good at running and it’s a valid answer are you dumb

[sand spindle]

Shut the hell up fatass

[limber zealot]

Ain’t nobody fat

[sand spindle]

He can only win running

[limber zealot]

Okay name a character who wins then

In all categories

Now you see why I made a satire joke

Stupid ass mf

Now u look dumb

Oh what?

Bro can’t talk

[sand spindle]

Shut the hell up

God damn

[limber zealot]

Exactly can’t even come up with a reasonable argument

[sand spindle]

Shut the hell up and lemme think

[limber zealot]

Just accept u got rage baited

Bye yk I won this argument bc I made a satire joke and u got rage baited by it lil bro

Now go watch invincible and chill guy with that dead ahh meme

[sand spindle]

Dio wins ngl

He can easily win

Shooting , he was proven to have good aim multiple times

Running , time stop to get past all others

Swimming , same answer

Archery same as shooting

He’s winning all of them

What

What happened

You ain’t got nothing to say now

Yeah get a job hobo

[strong willow]

:happy:

[noble hearth]

@strong willow, your Stand Rank is now 2!