[25/4/28] Make a JoJo theme park, what its called and what's in it?

[knotty wyvern]

road rollercoaster where you move up and down across the buildings of cairo like dio and jotaro

[jade echo]

first

[molten sigil]

nuh uh

[shy echo]

Third

[tacit flax]

Calm down

[slow depot]

Fourth

[jade echo]

tfym nuh uh

[upbeat brook]

FUCKING STOP WITH FIRST AND THIRD AND FOURTH

GODS SAKE

[molten sigil]

nuh uh

[slow depot]

Lmao

[jade echo]

second

[slow depot]

Ok wat was the question again?

[molten sigil]

u a baby

[versed sorrel]

ok, hear me out: The JOJOlands

[tacit flax]

Bloody donut showing dio's hand going through kakyoin

[upbeat brook]

I think it’s just a little stupid when people’s only claim to fame is “oh I was first on a post”

[proper widget]

killer queen blasting everyone up that pillar ride thing

[slow depot]

Smth better vro

[upbeat brook]

like, GOD, just find something else to brag about

[void whale]

A replica of death 13's dream world would be cool

[turbid bone]

I think I heard this before so lemme repeat myself:

I think if anything, there will be one large part of a theme park which will work like those JoJos escape rooms in Japan, although it occasionally changes themes (parts or significant arc of the parts).
Or rides/games themed after notable stands in the series, or whatever you consider a famous part of the show
If Ascended Meme is a thing in JJBA anime productions then the architecture would probably briefly resemble Polnareffland.

Of course we can't forget the gift shop full of merch including the Polnareff Mug (meme design or otherwise), Star Platinum's smacking pan, you name it

[solar igloo]

Jojos bizarre rides

[fluid chasm]

The Naples train from Vento Aureo

[devout crest]

polnareff land is the only correct answer

[lavish lily]

I think we all know it’ll be Polnareffland. It’s literally displayed in the show and you already KNOW Polnareff would go all out trying to make it as fun and exciting as himself.

[balmy burrow]

Jojolands is pretty obvious now we have the literal canon name

[lavish lily]

I’d say what it would have in it, but I alr did in a prior AOTD and don’t feel like retyping it all… iykyk

[stone zinc]

you know those rides that drop and spray water everywhere? a Hierophant Green themed one called The Emerald Splash

[void whale]

There should be a drop tower ride based on Polnareff's hair

[balmy burrow]

and also we need a hauntedhouse-esque attraction but instead of ghosts we have famous deaths as the scary aspect

[lavish lily]

or it would be named “Tower of Gray” or smth

[shell widget]

It will be THE JOJOLAND.

[fathom crow]

Death 13's dream land idk did it have a name

The baby stand from part 3

[void whale]

I like the way you think

[lavish lily]

Imagine if it had a pool and the diving board was Josuke’s hair ahahah… (I’m cooked beyond belief)

[nocturne maple]

The jojolands and it’s just a horror final destination style theme park where you ride out every characters canonically horrific death but every guest has an objective and they either work for dio or against him, if they complete their objectives without being caught and shot w like a water gun or something by the other team, then they against the ppl on the opposing team in like a water gun battle. Winner gets the red stone of Aja or wtv

[balmy burrow]

thats exactly it

[fathom crow]

Imagine they have this fun ride that you can go in with your buddy and it's mariah and she uses her stand so you and your buddy can recreate that one avdol and joseph scene

That would be my favorite ride 🤤

Another fun ride idea would be a jail cell with the moonlight shining through just right

[lavish lily]

One of those cart rides thru a haunted mansion but it’s a mini-DIO’s mansion and it has these little minions pop up

[balmy burrow]

thats very specific dude im pretty sure you've been dreaming for this to happen

[fathom crow]

Mm mayhaps perchance

[autumn remnant]

The most obvious answer would be Polnareffland so I'll try something different
Jojoland lol

As for rides, I can imagine a Za Warudo rollercoaster which stops from time to time

[flint sapphire]

A Foo Fighters themed water park (with attractions named after Stone Ocean characters)

[celest oracle]

A carousel for the steel ball run

And one of those horses that you see at the grocery store

Also a roadroller roller coaster

[proven forge]

Polnareff land

[fathom crow]

Part 8 morioh in itself is a theme park

[celest oracle]

A soft and wet bubble ride (like the gyrospheres from Jurassic World)

[warm cairn]

I think…The JoJolands

[lost prawn]

it's called FREAKYLAND and freaky dio is the mascot

[sterile locust]

Polnareff Land is the only option

We put dolphins somewhere for any jotaro fans out there

[dusty jewel]

didnt we do this before

[sterile locust]

We put a joshu statue for anyone to vandalize

[solar igloo]

Call it the Araki wanted more money

Have. Bungee jump and make it look like stone free is saving you

[delicate valley]

am i tweaking or do i remember this being a qotd before

[solar igloo]

Tweaking

[gray delta]

We put an Jolyne themed attraction for the people who want to “rub one out” (got it, cuz Jolyne is horny and bad and a criminal and all of that)

[high heart]

[lavish lily]

Anyways… cool pfp man…

[delicate valley]

😔

[dry dragon]

Def Polnareffland

[gray delta]

Oh! Thank you!

I got another idea

[onyx lantern]

Polnareffland and all the rides are based on popular fights from the series

[sterile locust]

We add the ghost alley with real hands that take you to real hell💖

[solar igloo]

And they crush your legs at the end

Genius

[gray delta]

An death 13 attraction where you make baby stands eat poop

[onyx lantern]

What? No

[peak verge]

John

[sterile locust]

We add some artist cosplaying as boingo that draws caricatures of you in thoth's artstyle, many theme parks have cartoonists

[solar igloo]

Marston

[onyx lantern]

Thats actually peak

[wraith dirge]

Its called Dios world and they have fun Rollercoasters like deflecting the emerald splash and the infinite staircase

[peak verge]

Yes

[lavish lily]

Breaking News: Tourist attraction and theme park suffers major lawsuit after man is broken into pieces upon being punched really hard by a near-naked guy titling himself “Star Platidude”… more at 8.

[dry dragon]

For free you can ask Jotaro to throw you across the desert just like he did to Iggy

[high heart]

WAIT THATS SO PEAK

[solar igloo]

A real jojo fan would be happy

[high heart]

Wait so the news reporters are stand users?

[lavish lily]

literally just sticky fingers in a suit with a mic

[sterile locust]

We gotta add a frog somewhere that you can pick up and hear diavolo voicelines like a phone

[timid vessel]

The JoJoland

[high heart]

Lol

[high heart]

Moshi moshi?

[hollow horizon]

@high heart, your Stand Rank is now 4!

[dry dragon]

And then a shop somewhere selling cooked frogs (yk cuz Doppio ate a frog)

[sterile locust]

We need Tonio's restaurant with a chef cosplaying as tonio

[lavish lily]

Raw Spiders (courtesy of Mr. Kishibe)

[high heart]

Me seeing bro eat a plate of spaghetti and then his bowels just start splattering out of his body:

[sterile locust]

We gotta worry about the visitor's health so we hire an 89 year old doctor that kills anyone who wants to take a picture with him (thats pursuing)

[mellow vapor]

polnareffland and theres bunch of rides with polnareff heads

[dry dragon]

Does the spaghetti reverse circumcision

[onyx lantern]

Why would you ask this

[dry dragon]

I need to know

[high heart]

The spinning cups but instead of the cups it's polnareff's heads

[lavish lily]

yeah speaking from experience

[mellow vapor]

hell yeah

[high heart]

[sterile locust]

Smooth Operators' Dick Smasher💖

[fathom crow]

Damn

[sterile locust]

Thats what the stand does

[fathom crow]

Dragona's sweaty armpit juice 🤤

[dry dragon]

WHAT

[sterile locust]

Kakyoin's Donut Shop

[fathom crow]

Dragona dih cheese

[storm hawk]

tonios' world would be perfect

[sterile locust]

Caesar Zeppeli's Pancakes

[high heart]

[sterile locust]

Gyro's Pizza

in reference to his Pizza mozzarella song

[fathom crow]

Avdol's fries

get it

Bdcause like

Fingers

His hands...

[sterile locust]

Narancia's Kebabs

[fathom crow]

😭😭

[dry dragon]

For 5 bucks you can go to an alleyway and get Star Fingered

[high heart]

count me in on it

[fathom crow]

Yyum

[sterile locust]

We need a guy dressed as Ghiaccio somewhere to argue with

it would be so fun

[fathom crow]

Just so you know one of diavolo's deaths was from dying due to diavoloing it to this chat

[sterile locust]

Hear me out:

Wammu statue with little fans on its arms

[dry dragon]

Kakyoin, Abbacchio and Polnareff’s Donut Shop

[fathom crow]

Ova iggy's shawarma saj store

[sly tiger]

Wait I've got a very original idea

Hmmm, it should be called PolnareffLand and there would be a roadrollercoaster

[high heart]

nah we need all the pillar men posing

[sterile locust]

If the security cameras are not shaped like moody blues the park is shit

[dry dragon]

Also, what’s with JoJo’s Villains always punching straight through someone

[high heart]

So original I congratulate you

[sly tiger]

Thank you

[fathom crow]

If theres a hole theres a goal

[sterile locust]

Its a theme park so we could call it paisley park

[dry dragon]

And if the urinals aren’t shaped like the pipe that Polnareff and Avdol pissed into, I will leave without paying 💔

[fathom crow]

They can always get freaky with it afterwards yk

[fathom crow]

Ill be at the other end of the pipe

[sterile locust]

If the toilets are not shapped like Joshu then its shit

Joshu should be there to trow shit at him

[tender beacon]

bubble land and there's statues of caesar everywhere

[lavish lily]

If there ain’t a reference to Wonder of Skibidi im not going

im pissing in the food

[lavish lily]

Aim test (Hard)

some guy trying to get it right acting like a damn sprinkler

Yep………………….

[sterile locust]

We need Super Fly and Strenght decorations somewhere

[lavish lily]

ah yes my favorite attraction

Dr Disrespect as a giant monke

[sterile locust]

We need a guy dressed as Masazo that hides his back, if he shows it he doesn't die, he gets fired

If time doesn't pass 1000x times faster the park is bullshit

[rapid bolt]

The Park needs Tonio's restaurant

[sterile locust]

We need a real Ogre Street with real gangsters that give you real death with real blades

[hot ermine]

Polnareff's Cupheads atractions

[quasi raptor]

Polnareffland is the only right answer

[sterile locust]

If the emergency room is not crazy diamond themed I rather die

[empty sun]

“Welcome to Jojo land! Full of themed foods at the Trattoria Trussardi restaurant like the star platinum shake, silver chariot shish kabob, the world wraps, and so many more! We have some of your favorite rides like Dream world (death 13), Killer Queens Coaster, Wonder Of U Eulogy, and much much more! On top of all that we have some of the less popular characters such as Masazo, but don’t look at his back, his job depends on it :). So come on down and have your own Bizarre adventure!”
-Me

[arctic kite]

carousel with all of the sbr horses

[regal sorrel]

Hamon? And alotta brains

[scarlet summit]

Bruno's Zipper Zapper, a ride where you go through Bruno's zippers and visit places from part 5

[mellow vapor]

MASAZO MENTIONED WHAT???

[arctic kite]

i think that a ride that mimics disney's small world where we visit every jojo part would be sick

[sterile locust]

Baby Face's Baby Maker💖

[sick lynx]

Ngl Jojoland would be fire

[sterile locust]

Ungalo's Meth Lab💖

[sick lynx]

Gyro's ball spinner

[sterile locust]

Hear me out:

Arcade managed by a guy cosplaying D'arby Younger

[sick lynx]

D'arby Poker

Dio's Spooky Mansion

Kakyoin's donut workshop

[arctic kite]

dio's haunted mansion as a haunted house would be cool too

[ashen delta]

Johnny and Gyro's Horse Riding World.

[sick lynx]

Dio's Spencer Mansion

Those who know

[ashen delta]

D'arby Elder's Casino

[sterile locust]

Having Sethan and Cream there would be scary as fuck

[ashen delta]

whose spencer?

[ashen delta]

Johngalli A. too

[sick lynx]

The resident evil mansion from resident evil

Full of scary monsters

[ashen delta]

kk idk resident evil cus i haven't played it but i've heard abt it

[arctic kite]

that would scare the hell out of me

[ashen delta]

SCARY MONSTAA!

[sick lynx]

Play the first 2 games

0 and 1 remake

[ashen delta]

how much are they and where can i get them?

[sick lynx]

You could get them on steam

Or

Steam unlocked

[ashen delta]

for how much?

[ashen delta]

can't risk going to jail

Guys we can't deny the absolute most goated one is "Polnareff Land"

It will have a pig in the toilet based washroom

There will be a drop ride where it will take u up polnareff's hair and down

then Polnareff's Pirate ship Journey would be a part of it

[sick lynx]

0 is 4,99 Euros

[sterile locust]

Guy cosplaying as D'arby that plays poker with you, if you loose they take a picture of your face and print it into a chip for new players to see the faces of the previous losers

[sick lynx]

Same for the 1 remake

[sick lynx]

Fire

Gyro's ball breaker

[ashen delta]

that's like 1000 ruppees fuck out of my budget range of 0

[sterile locust]

Yoshikage Kira's hand extractor💖

[ashen delta]

You go the park and Gyro breaks your balls

[ashen delta]

Okuyasu's self erasement park.

[sick lynx]

Pucci's Made in Heaven experience

Big ass ride

[ashen delta]

its speed should be the speed of light

[sterile locust]

A roller coaster that gets faster each time

[ashen delta]

yep

[sterile locust]

the cars are shaped like Made in Heaven's Horse

[sick lynx]

And is also high

[ashen delta]

Its not "Maiden Heaven" its Made In Heaven

[sick lynx]

no security measures 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑

Only luck

[ashen delta]

Tusk's act 4. it spins you round forever.

[sick lynx]

Abdul Kebab

Ngl

[ashen delta]

Joseph's cheating experience

[sick lynx]

Avdol would make some fine kebab whit Magician's red

[ashen delta]

frfr

[sterile locust]

When the park is closing we put a Sethan hologram that gets bigger and bigger to scare the shit out of tourists

[ashen delta]

Jotaro's Mysogyny Experience

[sick lynx]

Mista Shooting Range

[ashen delta]

Hol Horses's Whole Horse Buffet.

[sick lynx]

Shoot 4 bullets you get mag dumped 😈

[sterile locust]

We need a guy with the ability to predict people's next lines to cosplay joseph

[ashen delta]

maybe a fortune teller

[sick lynx]

No

That goes to

[sterile locust]

OR, we put ghost hand holograms that get closer and closer to the exit to kick the shit out of people that stay overtime

[sick lynx]

How was that grannie named

[ashen delta]

MUHAMMADU AVDURU

[sick lynx]

I forgot

[sterile locust]

Its better if they are avdol

[sick lynx]

The mothet of the 2 right hands guy

Mother

[ashen delta]

Enya the hag

[sick lynx]

Yes

[ashen delta]

She never do no fortune telling that fuckass

[sterile locust]

Or someone cosplaying as Reimi who gets paid to make fun of you with Pokeys

[ashen delta]

Maybe make somebody cosplay Jotaro who just abuses woman

[terse lily]

Jojoland /j

[sterile locust]

And someone cosplaying joseph who just seduces woman and cheats on their wife, must be married to apply for the job

[ashen delta]

And make someone cosplay Polnareff and make them get their head stuck in a toilet

[empty sun]

Yep, you have to sign a contract when you enter and one of the clauses would be “if you see Masazo’s back, he’s fired and you take his job, if your back is seen or you leave the park, your fired and it’s given to someone else”

[lavish lily]

gotta be walking around offering tequila to legal aged persons

[ashen delta]

Nah that's Tequila Joseph or Josephine

[lavish lily]

sis was NOT a hag in the ova she was bad as hell 😛🔥

Enya the BAG 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[ashen delta]

Emphasis on in the OVA

[maiden nymph]

Death13 theme park in real life

[sterile locust]

Bastet's Electric Chair💖

[lavish lily]

don’t delete the truth bro 💔

[ashen delta]

not everybody deserves to know the truth

[lavish lily]

chat… this might be a jjba part 5 reference…

[sterile locust]

Guy cosplaying Hazamada who gets paid to get beaten up by jojo fans

its a hard job but someone must do it

[main cedar]

Polnareffland, nothing but Polnareff

[sterile locust]

Whack-a-Caesar💖

the hammer is shaped like the stone that crushed him

[lavish lily]

when you win the game a bubble machine starts going

you win some shitty headband

[sick lynx]

Kakyoin's Donut Shop

[sterile locust]

Hayato's Camera Shop: Use it to spy on your naked mother💖

[lavish lily]

A JJBA Arcade featuring EoH, HFTF and a JoJo’s-styled version of Punch Out! where you go on a journey and punch antagonists

[sick lynx]

If kakyoin fails to teach you how to make a donut dio will imapale you and him

[sterile locust]

Kars' thought remover: It turns you into stone and sends you to space, and it also removes your ability to die

[lavish lily]

say what you want about hayato but dudes mom was mad pretty

id spy on her too, shamelessly saying

[sterile locust]

Kakyoin spotted

[meager gorge]

Jojo bizzare park

[lavish lily]

Joseph did it first

[sick lynx]

What we doin gang

Lock in

[sterile locust]

He didn't know it was his mother

[sick lynx]

Well he didnt know that Lisa his mother

[lavish lily]

Shinobu deserved better than Kosaku I am that man

[sick lynx]

Was

Hm

White Snake Memory Removal

[sterile locust]

We need a kars meteorite statue, with a real person inside💖 he has a device that detects thoughts, it that person thinks he gets fired

[lavish lily]

Angelo

[sick lynx]

Test your Might whit the stand arrow

If you lose you will get infected with tetanus

[sterile locust]

Tamami's Donation Stand: It just takes money💖

[hollow horizon]

@sterile locust, your Stand Rank is now 9!

[sick lynx]

C-Moon Anti Gravity Room

[ashen delta]

You'll never reach the truth

[sterile locust]

She got a better husband for a while, turns out he loves hands more than women

Guy cosplaying Giorno who steals kid's backpacks and sells them

[lavish lily]

a booth for araki to sign stuff (it’s not really him)

((araki from temu))

[sterile locust]

You expected Araki but it was me, Oingo!

[sterile locust]

We find someone who can shapeshift to turn into araki

Surface and Yellow Temperance can also do the job

[lavish lily]

me talking to araki when all of a sudden he asks me “do you understand?” ((i know it now))

[sterile locust]

Emporio's Skull Smasher💖

Panacotta Fugo's Gas Chamber💖

[lavish lily]

Hermit Purple Photo Booth

[low spruce]

DIO’s Haunted Mansion, Steel Ball Carousel and Aerosmith’s Air Ride

[jade echo]

cinema

[alpine falcon]

NOO

[umbral sedge]

POLNAREFF LAND

[livid nebula]

POLNAREFFLAND

[livid nebula]

COPYCAT

[regal sorrel]

Gng he said it first

[hollow horizon]

@regal sorrel, your Stand Rank is now 3!

[feral elbow]

Joshu land

A while joshu park

[livid nebula]

True

[digital pulsar]

nuh uh

[hollow horizon]

@digital pulsar, your Stand Rank is now 8!

[livid nebula]

Time traveller

[distant yarrow]

Anyone who doesn't say Pollnarefland deserves no less than eternal torture.

[sterile locust]

Is arson allowed?

[stiff gate]

Polnareff's Parkway Gardens Theme Park

[pulsar needle]

its caled the jojllands and we atch jojo there and we est finenel cake and we ride horses that look like joyaro if ykyk

[chilly ledge]

its called jojovill, themed after Morioh, and you get to ride on horses for a part 1 attraction where you fight Dio, cars for a part 2 ride where you help Joseph fight ultimate Kars (throw balls or something), a jeep for part 3 where you help the stardust crusaders fight uhhh dio again ig, for part 4, its the theme park itself where you find clues to catch Kira. Part 5 is actually the train that takes you around the park.

If you pay a little extra you get to spend a night in a room with pucci oiled up

[arctic kite]

you get it

[buoyant hare]

||He unraveled his hat, tied it around the spikes underneath him to surround him, then tightened the wool around him to encase him in hamon||

[dense snow]

i feel like we can’t make anything better than polnareff land

[umbral hollow]

Jojo Lands, a very creative name

[fading violet]

Polnareff Land

[sterile locust]

Harvest themed popcorn stand

they are numerous like harvest

[bright wolf]

Obviously polnareffland with a haunted house called Dio's Mansion, and some special drinks like the Emrald Splash and Magicians Red Cherry. Bubbles too for yk, and a ride called traitors requiem where at the very end it makes you go backwards like the Yeti ride at Disney World

And of course Purple Hermit cameras

[gleaming hamlet]

Polnereffland obviously

[hollow horizon]

@gleaming hamlet, your Stand Rank is now 8!

[lapis spoke]

the strollers are the turtle from part 5

[limber jasper]

JojoLands Theme Park. Drinks and food named after stands; Rides like those spinning rides called "Hamon Clankers" and also Star Platinum statue. Dio's mansion would be there, as well as a ride named "Silver Chariot".

[flint sapphire]

Oh, you know the game where you use a water pistol to fill up balloons or something? That but themed after Foo Fighters

[low spruce]

Could also do Requiem Pursuit which could be following Chariot Requiem, a Flow Of Calamity obstacle course, and a Joseph Joestar flight sim where you ALWAYS crash the plane

I also want a Made in Heaven Ferris wheel that progressively gets faster

[woeful cairn]

green dolphin street prison

break out of an escape room

fight ppl

get attacked by frogs

etc

[dusty jewel]

polnareffland

a huge silver chariot statue in the middle

and lots uf safe (not safe) and fun (ur gonna die at the rollercoaster) rides!

[stable whale]

"Kakyoin's Bizarre Adventure" there are abandoned rides and multiple Death 13s like Shinigamis follow you around

[deft vault]

Part 6 theme park with prison escape room,snail restaurant made by weather, roller coaster alias Made in heaven which littelary can ride at a speed of light,memory erase booth.Raise your own humanoid plancton zoo.And I can't forget the stuffed animal workshop (Limb Biscuit) Also arcade where you can gamble your own organs.Also all rain is replased by frogs of course

[wanton dagger]

They should make Italy an attraction

[ashen delta]

fax

[hollow horizon]

@ashen delta, your Stand Rank is now 6!

[ashen delta]

cool

[regal dock]

Haven't we already done this question?

[versed sorrel]

Interactive zoo themed around weather report with poisonous blue frogs and snails on display

[limber jasper]

Thats genius ⁉️⁉️‼️‼️

[verbal summit]

Of course

That's the only good answer

It could have a roller coaster called the steel ball run