[1/3/2025] Mr. President, Aliens are attacking us. What should we do?

[storm gale]

eat

[tardy walrus]

Wow

Date the aliens

[tacit copper]

shoot it with a gun

[stable crater]

attack the aliens

[static stream]

Use our stands to defeat🙏

[halcyon fractal]

for america....

we smash

[tacit copper]

not the army, just have George from Florida shoot him with his 1911

[buoyant crow]

I mean, try to be peaceful, if we can't we're screwed and we should give in. Maybe they'll be like the boov and only want to colonize us

[granite belfry]

give the aliens one of the corpse parts, and tell everyone they have it so everyone can fight the aliens over it

[wild stone]

Mikitaka Hazekura ? don't worry he is harmless

[unkempt bough]

what the hell are we asking Coco Jumbos stand for??? 🙏

[jaunty venture]

thats smart ngl

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@jaunty venture, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[ruby hearth]

Show them the indomitable human will

[native trench]

Bring in alternate counterparts so the aliens are annihilated

[plush swallow]

Do the aliens have stands?

[paper terrace]

uhh

stando powah

[stark bronze]

Send in the diplomat with a game of chance

[rough citrus]

give 10b to ukraine

[wet lantern]

double it and pass it to the next planet

[meager whale]

nuke

[raw pumice]

Bang the aliens

[plush swallow]

If yes then we have to find a stand user with nuke sending powers

[granite belfry]

fr like put the blame on the aliens and let the racers who want the corpse fight them

[fierce spindle]

Im dying reading these on god

[granite belfry]

in what way? shooting or?

[plush swallow]

If not then we just make our stands punch them on the back and act like nothing happens (non-stand users can't see stands)

[keen gust]

idc im getting on their spaceship

[raw pumice]

They're definitely shooting, but not bullets

[plush swallow]

Punching if the stands have arms ofc

[granite belfry]

...freakazoid.

[plush swallow]

Shooting what...

[bitter solstice]

Real

[lusty yoke]

offer them every person named gabriel

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@lusty yoke, your Stand Rank is now 7!

[rough citrus]

[plush swallow]

If the plans I sent don't work then make them see the cursed JoJo shipping fics

[granite belfry]

what if the aliens was those mfs from All Tomorrows what can we do now

[plush swallow]

They won't come back here anymore

[keen gust]

make them read the spaghetti fic

[plush swallow]

Humans are horror creatures for them

[raw pumice]

Show them that one artist who draws Kakyoin as a twink

[weary fox]

play sirens

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@weary fox, your Stand Rank is now 11!

[winged smelt]

call giorgio tsoukalos

[static stream]

show them the horsetaro doujin to scare them off

[granite belfry]

absolute genius

[lofty zephyr]

Combine with them using the locaca fruit

[lofty zephyr]

We'd just die faster

[plush swallow]

“Dawg these humans are too scary let's go home”
“Can we not go to this horrendous planet anymore considering we see that cursed literacy creation?”

[raw pumice]

Ur gonna scare the humans off too🙏

[granite belfry]

"This planet is too cursed, let's go to another one.."

[plush swallow]

Don't worry they won't come back to Earth after that

[modern fossil]

BEGIN INTERGALACTIC WAR

[lusty forge]

Show them the really really long Loud House fanfic and they’ll turn right around (or just shoot on sight)

[plush swallow]

I want to draw something out of this but I don't have access to images

[granite belfry]

Anyways, but like guys what if the aliens was those mfs from All Tomorrows anything we can do???

[granite belfry]

pretty sure nobody knows what im talking about keep talking ig

[trail talon]

Call my goat mikitaka

[silver sleet]

nothing
the holy corpse finna ward them off

[trail talon]

The qu?😭 nah nothing to do

[granite belfry]

We gonna turn into toilets if we don't do something vro 🥀

[static stream]

this the most reactions ive ever gotten and its on a message like this

[trail talon]

Mfs gonna turn us into an immortal coat hanger if we try fightinf back 💔

[woven ruin]

Depends
If they're of a similar or higher intelligence than us, we should try communicating if we can. Alien life might just be so vastly different from ours that they don't realize we're intelligent, sapient creatures. But if that doesn't work, pull out usa's military and go ham.

[trail talon]

We would probably still be mad dumb to them

[granite belfry]

They literally Khnum but 1000x more powerful 🥀

[trail talon]

Aint nobody defeating the Qu😭

[granite belfry]

Mikitaka tho might💢⁉️⁉️

[trail talon]

They cant do nothing to my goat he js gonna shapeshift back🗣️

[tardy moss]

I'll just leave "negotiate" and be done

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@tardy moss, your Stand Rank is now 3!

[granite belfry]

Fr 🗣️🗣️

[mild igloo]

Avoid any important landmarks. The aliens strike there first.

[cerulean umbra]

Send the entire planet to their universe

and leave them in earth

[delicate cape]

Ask them fuckers if they know Mikitaka to see if he's trolling or not

[faint trellis]

Kick them out

Kill them

[bitter parrot]

Play KSI song.

Or

Tell them that we know their every move because mikitaka is a snitch. So they'd attack mikitaka. And run away before they realize that the snitch stuff was just a lie

[twilit light]

Hamon!

[knotty rampart]

Skin them alive

[trail talon]

WE AINT SACRIFICING HIM

[marble shard]

Make sure kars aint also on the ship

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@marble shard, your Stand Rank is now 9!

[silver yacht]

“attacking” what if they just chill huh

[blazing mesa]

Be friends with Mikitaka idc

[static stream]

Use time stop

[trail talon]

Js use the aliens to scam rohan

[static stream]

We fuck.

Use WOU, ZA HANDO, ZA WARUDO

[versed plover]

stop the aliens

[vague sequoia]

turn into an alien

[fair flare]

Be politician (in another dimension)

[robust goblet]

Send a billion dollars to a certain nation.

[pure girder]

send the predators

[prisma lotus]

scare them of with the mha fandom

[dapper star]

Eat the aliens

[dapper star]

I like this one

[potent ether]

we just act like they humans

what if they're chill like that fr

[gentle mist]

give em a cheeseburger and some fries, they'll chill out

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@gentle mist, your Stand Rank is now 5!

[light cove]

befriend the aliens

[bold tide]

Say “it’s merely self defense” and pull a gun on them

[drifting wyvern]

Mr. President? Hide in the turtle I guess.

[indigo gulch]

Give them Tissues clearly

[wet lantern]

👅👅

[rough musk]

john

[shut light]

are they aliens hot?

[sacred mountain]

Throw them a hamburger

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@sacred mountain, your Stand Rank is now 7!

[lofty quiver]

monsters vs aliens

[boreal hill]

we should do your mom

[radiant pollen]

cook and eat them

[static stream]

Let's try to reason with them; maybe they're not violent like we would assume

[lyric pagoda]

we stab them with arrows and make them achieve heaven

[foggy burrow]

Give them all the twinks

[bitter parrot]

The goat will shapeshift into one of them and escape. Trust.

[static stream]

1 understand their nature
2 convince them of some customs
3 research them
4 dont make enemies of them

[vocal blaze]

defend super earth

[quasi shell]

breed them

[bitter cedar]

reset the universe 🗿

[upper spruce]

“I don’t give a fuck, do whatever you want”

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@upper spruce, your Stand Rank is now 3!

[balmy tiger]

Call our homie Mikitaka to communicate with them

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@jolly sage, your Stand Rank is now 10!

[outer burrow]

Offer them a joint, and smoke the za with them

[jolly sage]

Does this guy look like he's scared of some aliens?

[fierce mirage]

breed 'em

[gilded plover]

kill them test on them torture them eat them capture them enslave them and then free em

[green zodiac]

Agoo?

[tropic apex]

Daty dees done dat chipu

D4C

[astral belfry]

Rob 'em

[knotty rampart]

Let them invade china first and wait for the unexpected revival of one person

[molten wharf]

fire all nukes at ourself

[kind depot]

Do the first contact scene in monsters vs aliens

[hardy fjord]

Give them all a hug and a kiss

[lone heath]

Give Iguodala the ball

[torpid bear]

German science

[vapid pasture]

restart the ussr

[tall surge]

nothing

[urban surge]

mr president.....?!?!?! liek COCO JUMBO?!?

[chrome crow]

Ask josuke, he knows

[trim ether]

invite them to an internet cafe

[grand temple]

Get freaky

[sinful burrow]

Nom nom, start eating them

[sinful burrow]

truly, do them and have the hybrids kill the aliens off, boom, problem solve

[upper estuary]

hide in our beds

[granite girder]

Lobotomy

[crisp bobcat]

Watch Phineas and Ferb

[weary flume]

TUSK SPIN THEIR BALLS !