#[28/1/2025] What if all the JoJo animals fight without their Stands, who wins?
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Iggy
Iggy solos
THAS MINE
Or wait, that rat who almost killed Jotaro
jodio for sure
Iggi my boi
the creepy orangutan
without the stand?
Maybe
Yes
creepy orangutan wouldn't have ship
how?!?!
Jodio vs Iggy when
🤷🏻♀️ he’s probably got the strength advantage
orangutans are strong or whatever forever is but I dont want to involve him in anything and also pet shop could just scratch bros eyes out, pet shop solos.
as the guy that made this .... idk
pet shop can fly
secco
I think dios bird would win, it could just swoop up on Iggy and tear him apart, it would be faster than the orangatang, stray cat IS a stand so it couldn't be in this battle, so pet shop solos
danny
LOL
lowkey Coco Jumbo is the goat!!!!!
Wait, what about Johnnys horse?
Danny solos obv
the only weakness is the furnace tho
Johnny’s horse
Pet shop
The orangutan
Etc
Sky High those ainmals maybe?
Prob the horse
Hol Horse solos
i have never laughed that hard
it's a bird so technically yeah
i swear i saw something
The blue dinosaur and the eagle that almost killed iggy
i know the Invisible Alligator from part 6!!!
Danny solos
the orangutang wins
danny
i don't think sooo look at the chat:O
i agree
he would rizz pet shop
he's aura can win over them all
exactly
thats fire bro
fym diego
Invisible Alligator
havent got to part 7 to know that then
Ye
iwasuke
maybe the Invisible Alligator 3?
not secco but the Invisible Alligator
but Invisible Alligator
but he is Invisible
😭
but
but.......
The monkey from part 3
and kars...
monkeys are ridiculously powerful, he could definitely win against a bird
The squirrel that Kars made vs. Any character in Jojo
Id say so
Remember, the plant is technically the cat's stand
So without a stand, hed just be a cat

intellect is hard to compare, the orangutan was really smart and managed to trick and trap Jotaro, and Jotaro only won because of his silly fingers, but yeah the speed and stealth would be hard to deal with

I think we're all over looking one important detail
And that is that Pet Shop can FLY
An orangutan aint doing shit
i don't see how that would help
"I'll ignore that"
pet shop doesn't have ranged moves without a stand
Ah crap
the speed is the more important thing, it depends if the monkey can grab it in time
i love kira fav
yeah, which means they'll be fighting in the same range
what matters is if pet shop is fast enough to keep landing hits and retreat to make him bleed out
Whos your first?
I really think it comes down to speed
who is your nummer 1?
Pet shop is pretty intelligent too ngl
goat
Deffo more intelligent than the oragutan
Cos at least the bird wasnt distracted by THAT moment
i am on chapter like 36 i think
Ah, the famous Pet Star technique of running away
wanna hop in dms and talk?
No other animals can reach pet shop
Airborne advantage
Are we really counting kars among the animals
pet shop doesn't have ranged moves, it doesn't matter if nobody can reach them
Who said that
Swoops in, scratch, flies back up
Nah, he'll scratch
ZA HANDO
Doesn't F.F. technically count as an animal?
@vital fossil, your Stand Rank is now 6!
Yes but without a stand she’s useless
Probably dios hawk i don't remeber his name
Tuah
Spit on that thang
Oh wait yeah. She gained conscience because of the stand
Danny solos
swoops in, gets hit
it always comes down to speed, whether it can fly fast or run fast or whatever is irrelevant
@shut loom, your Stand Rank is now 4!
I think that the squirrel that Kars summoned would win
I didn't read it...
There's a dude that turns into a dino?
I see.
I just opened the forum how is Jodio an animal 😭
I guess 
😭
Not sure if they count dinos here
Because scary monsters is essentially a stand, the animal part is the infection ability
I guess it is kinda because of scary monsters
so dinosaurs wouldnt count
So uh
I forgot the orangutan's name
The orangutan name's Forever btw
Forever yeah
WAIT THAT'S BETTER
"You better not mess with my agents" ahh DIO
iggy
@fading aspen, your Stand Rank is now 7!
I thought Kars isn't an animal until I realise that he was part bird at a point
So he... Uhh... Idk
Flying Kars
wait i just realised
iggy
do we count the insects from part 8
I think Joseph Joestar will easily win
the obalalala or whatever theyre called lmao
It's either Forever, Satoru akefu's insects (doaodaodaodaodao insect and obalalla insect I forgot the name of) or the doremifaso dude
ok fine larry

ok
Me when I
fortnite burger
Bro
Yumy
I think sakamoto will win
coco jumbo
Defend the statement why Joseph is an animal, idc if it's a lie
I think he is tho
Yeah fr
No wonder why I didn't recognise the name
i think I would win guys
Fair
But seriously prob “MONKE”
Who is this character /lh
u dont know how strong I am 😡
Bro might be stronger than Kars or smth
no I don't 😡
(lie)
Where are you in Part 2
😡
In the final fight
I talk in the general direction of kars
which kinda like
affects the wind
going ahead of him
and it really helps joseph trust me
I bet if I hadn't yapped he wouldve lost
you guys are just haters 😡
the animal that fights joseph joestar p8
iggy solos
Danny solos the whole verse 
(source: they told me)
reimis dog
Horus wins
Why are people saying iggy he’s just a dog
all you need to beat iggy is some coffee gum
Iwasuke mogs them all actually
That monkey with the ship but without the ship
The orangutan should be smart enough to beat everyone but pet shop
lowkey want mr president (the turtle) to win
Pet Shop absolutely rips and tears Iggy, Stray Cat, and Bug Eaten with just how fast they are. All of these small creatures are normal food sources for hawks. Not to mention Pet Shop is just built DIFFERENT. Iggy literally talks about how he is so evil his body morphed to have an evil grin. Strength has a chance against them as he is pretty powerful and generally human levels of intelligence but NOTHING he can do can match Pet Shops speed. Pet Shop probably can't beat Iwasuke just cause he has ways to phase through objects and rock hard skin but Iwasuke also wouldn't be smart enough to beat Pet Shop besides that so it would come to a stalemate.
Now this brings us to a weird question, is Foo Fighters still sentient without the stand or are they sentient because they're a stand? I haven't watched part 6 in awhile so I don't remember what the consensus to their character arc was
If they are sentient they win easy, one plankton in Pet Shops mouth and they win just filling them with plankton, no need for the plankton gun
I mean the others are pretty situational right?
Do do do de da da da has poison but it's not very strong
Wouldnt be enough to put Pet Shop down
They are an absolute BEAST remember?
"Any living thing pierced by its stingers will spew asbestos out of every hole in their body when they extend themselves. For a human or animal, it is when they extend their joints, whereas for a plant or fruit, it is when they extend after being injured. It helps catch birds and rabbits that like to jump around when escaping."
Idk I think it has a chance
Not saying pet shop loses
But it def has a chance
Does stray cat count
Doremifasolatido is just a better user of the digging ability which Pet Shop was able to semi easily get around not even with their stand
Yeah, not very notable though unless they team up
Isn't stray cat a stand orr
A much better user at that
Well it's also a cat
Doremi isn't really a fighter either, best they could do is push Pet Shop while underground which while annoying for pet shop isn't that dangerous. They were dangerous cause they were teamed with a dangerous user right?
They were mainly just transportation
I forget how powerful their skin Resistance is as rock insects
Do you think Pet Shop and their talons could rip through their skin even?
With Horus easily but with Just talons they are a beast but not particularly towards rocks
Fair lol, Pet Shop gets Soloed by radio gaga
It would need a hiding spot that would be able to trick the smart bird though
Ok so Pet Shop moves at speeds that could hypothetically shatter rock so they could do damage to rock organisms
orangutang
Do rock animals count? If so then Doramifasolatido clears
do re me fa si to ahh name
I think petshop has a chance
From where I’m at
(Ep 16 - part 6)
I’ll just leave now
what about sbr horses, THEY'RE HORSES
iggy solos
That Monkey
Rats
Johnny's horse would do DAMAGE
Who is 1# rn
All forgetting one thing… the turtle 🐢 it’s got two heads now and it ain’t playing
danny ofc 🔥
Kars solos
we’re talking about animals though
@young walrus, your Stand Rank is now 2!
He is an animal think about it
he's not
Kars was a male member of the ancient race of beings that made up the Pillar Men who inhabited Earth over 100,000 years ago
Nah uh
he's like homosapien
just because he’s not human doesn’t mean he’s an animal
Mhm nah uh...
No he is
emporio
Strength is a monkey. It monkeys around. Iggy. Can’t handle the power of the call to return to monke.
@fierce bear, your Stand Rank is now 8!
Yay
The frog
IGGYYYYY WOOF WOOF BARK BARK
pet shop caw caw rahhh 🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸
iggy LMAO
Pet shop could mess iggy up.
@drifting bone, your Stand Rank is now 6!
Pet shop
pet shop for sure
danny (rat version)
pet shop unfortunately, none of the others can fly
what if iggy jumped like really high
exactly
argument disproved
Grabs iggy and drops him from 1k feet
Pet sounds
What about the parot
Wym the parrot
and either way petshop is an eagle so it solos
Pet sounds solos he's pet shop but better
maybe pet shop or the orangutan
bruce lee reference
Gyro’s horse in the perfect ratio
Danny easily solos everything
Humans are animals no?
Pet shop is an eagle, they’re trained to hunt and kill, the rest wouldn’t stand a chance
John
Obviously??

