#[28/1/2025] What if all the JoJo animals fight without their Stands, who wins?

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dreamy turtle
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pet shop clears

knotty maple
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Iggy

scenic mortar
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Iggy solos

exotic goblet
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THAS MINE

knotty maple
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Or wait, that rat who almost killed Jotaro

finite aurora
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jodio for sure

plain lynx
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Iggi my boi

hollow lance
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the creepy orangutan

exotic goblet
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without the stand?

plain lynx
plain lynx
sick rain
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creepy orangutan wouldn't have ship

exotic goblet
knotty maple
hollow lance
exotic goblet
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pet shop!!!!!!

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Forever !!!!!!

hushed lantern
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orangutans are strong or whatever forever is but I dont want to involve him in anything and also pet shop could just scratch bros eyes out, pet shop solos.

next barn
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Would stray cat count?

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It itself is the stand

exotic goblet
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pet shop can fly

valid perch
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secco

drifting anchor
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I think dios bird would win, it could just swoop up on Iggy and tear him apart, it would be faster than the orangatang, stray cat IS a stand so it couldn't be in this battle, so pet shop solos

muted spoke
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danny

valid perch
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LOL

exotic goblet
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lowkey Coco Jumbo is the goat!!!!!

drifting anchor
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Wait, what about Johnnys horse?

safe sierra
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Danny solos obv

muted spoke
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the only weakness is the furnace tho

west jasper
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Johnny’s horse
Pet shop
The orangutan
Etc

exotic goblet
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Sky High those ainmals maybe?

west jasper
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Prob the horse

keen siren
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Hol Horse solos

west jasper
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Cuz

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Yeah

muted spoke
west jasper
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Nah

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I wouldn’t say so

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But you think what you want

muted spoke
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it's a bird so technically yeah

neon quarry
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diego in dino form or the orangutan

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pet shop is a bird

muted spoke
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i swear i saw something

dreamy escarp
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The blue dinosaur and the eagle that almost killed iggy

exotic goblet
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i know the Invisible Alligator from part 6!!!

dreamy escarp
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Oh

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thanks

muted spoke
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Danny solos

limber scarab
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the orangutang wins

exotic goblet
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thank the wiki lol

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GUYs is kars not a animal?

dreamy escarp
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No

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he's the ultimate being

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Humanoid being

exotic goblet
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it was from a stand not a stand?

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epic

vital prairie
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danny

exotic goblet
calm osprey
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i agree

vital prairie
exotic goblet
vital prairie
exotic goblet
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thats fire bromenacingrohan

vital prairie
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fym diego

exotic goblet
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Invisible Alligator

vital prairie
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havent got to part 7 to know that then

fluid viper
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iwasuke

plain lynx
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That;s how

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'*

exotic goblet
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maybe the Invisible Alligator 3?

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not secco but the Invisible Alligator

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but Invisible AlligatorJosephPain

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but he is Invisible

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😭

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but

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but.......

outer geode
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The monkey from part 3

exotic goblet
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and kars...

idle inlet
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monkeys are ridiculously powerful, he could definitely win against a bird

glacial kiln
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The squirrel that Kars made vs. Any character in Jojo

exotic goblet
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no don't thinks so

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he was

glacial kiln
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Id say so

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Remember, the plant is technically the cat's stand

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So without a stand, hed just be a cat

exotic goblet
glacial kiln
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No clue whether hed be alive

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Yeh

exotic goblet
idle inlet
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intellect is hard to compare, the orangutan was really smart and managed to trick and trap Jotaro, and Jotaro only won because of his silly fingers, but yeah the speed and stealth would be hard to deal with

exotic goblet
glacial kiln
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And that is that Pet Shop can FLY

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An orangutan aint doing shit

idle inlet
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i don't see how that would help

glacial kiln
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"I'll ignore that"

idle inlet
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pet shop doesn't have ranged moves without a stand

glacial kiln
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Ah crap

idle inlet
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the speed is the more important thing, it depends if the monkey can grab it in time

exotic goblet
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i love kira fav

idle inlet
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yeah, which means they'll be fighting in the same range

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what matters is if pet shop is fast enough to keep landing hits and retreat to make him bleed out

glacial kiln
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Whos your first?

idle inlet
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I really think it comes down to speed

exotic goblet
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who is your nummer 1?

glacial kiln
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Pet shop is pretty intelligent too ngl

exotic goblet
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goat

glacial kiln
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Deffo more intelligent than the oragutan

idle inlet
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how does it come down to flight?

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flight would only be useful for running away

glacial kiln
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Cos at least the bird wasnt distracted by THAT moment

exotic goblet
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i am on chapter like 36 i think

glacial kiln
exotic goblet
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wanna hop in dms and talk?

azure mango
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No other animals can reach pet shop

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Airborne advantage

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Are we really counting kars among the animals

idle inlet
lilac oxide
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Who said that

azure mango
lilac oxide
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Woah woah who said Smokey

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Nuh uh uhhh

azure mango
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Nah, he'll scratch

lilac oxide
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ZA HANDO

vital fossil
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Doesn't F.F. technically count as an animal?

gleaming briarBOT
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@vital fossil, your Stand Rank is now 6!

lilac oxide
urban panther
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Probably dios hawk i don't remeber his name

lilac oxide
urban panther
vital fossil
lilac oxide
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Danny solos

idle inlet
gleaming briarBOT
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@shut loom, your Stand Rank is now 4!

vital fossil
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I think that the squirrel that Kars summoned would win

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I didn't read it...

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There's a dude that turns into a dino?

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I see.

tepid echo
lusty basin
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The orangutan easily

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unless we count dinosaurs

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then the dinosaurs

tepid echo
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I guess jodio

lusty basin
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😭

tepid echo
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Because scary monsters is essentially a stand, the animal part is the infection ability

lusty basin
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I guess it is kinda because of scary monsters

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so dinosaurs wouldnt count

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So uh

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I forgot the orangutan's name

tepid echo
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The orangutan name's Forever btw

lusty basin
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Forever yeah

tepid echo
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WAIT THAT'S BETTER

lusty basin
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Forever solos everyone

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Y'all sleeping on orangutans

tepid echo
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"You better not mess with my agents" ahh DIO

fading aspen
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iggy

gleaming briarBOT
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@fading aspen, your Stand Rank is now 7!

tepid echo
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I thought Kars isn't an animal until I realise that he was part bird at a point
So he... Uhh... Idk

lusty basin
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wait i just realised

fading aspen
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iggy

lusty basin
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do we count the insects from part 8

shut loom
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I think Joseph Joestar will easily win

lusty basin
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the obalalala or whatever theyre called lmao

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It's either Forever, Satoru akefu's insects (doaodaodaodaodao insect and obalalla insect I forgot the name of) or the doremifaso dude

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ok fine larry

shut loom
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That's not a animal

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Ok

lusty basin
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ok

tepid echo
lusty basin
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fortnite burger

shut loom
shut loom
fallow stag
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I think sakamoto will win

solid halo
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coco jumbo

tepid echo
# shut loom Bro

Defend the statement why Joseph is an animal, idc if it's a lie

fallow stag
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I think he is tho

tepid echo
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No wonder why I didn't recognise the name

lusty basin
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i think I would win guys

tepid echo
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Fair

fallow stag
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But seriously prob “MONKE”

tepid echo
lusty basin
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u dont know how strong I am 😡

tepid echo
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Bro might be stronger than Kars or smth

lusty basin
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no I don't 😡

tepid echo
lusty basin
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Yeah I actually helped joseph

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defeat kars

tepid echo
lusty basin
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😡

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In the final fight

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I talk in the general direction of kars

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which kinda like

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affects the wind

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going ahead of him

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and it really helps joseph trust me

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I bet if I hadn't yapped he wouldve lost

tepid echo
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Bro is (not) into something

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This is a sudden lol

lusty basin
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you guys are just haters 😡

tepid echo
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Jodio will never be this high 😭🙏🏻

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Uhh anyways

lusty basin
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wait what about radio gaga

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that counts as an animal right

fading aspen
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iggy

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iggy

lusty basin
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the animal that fights joseph joestar p8

fading aspen
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iggy solos

lusty basin
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the thing on the road

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that eats like

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ppl

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oops

tepid echo
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Danny solos the whole verse makeeverybodyhappy

lusty basin
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Arnold is better than danny

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Arnold speedblitzes Danny and Iggy

tepid echo
solid halo
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reimis dog

fathom kite
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Horus wins

azure marlin
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Why are people saying iggy he’s just a dog

idle inlet
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all you need to beat iggy is some coffee gum

old belfry
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Pet shop pretty obvious

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Does the tree count

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WHO SAID ABDUL
I SAW SOMEONE SAY ABDUL

pearl abyss
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Iwasuke mogs them all actually

gaunt token
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That monkey with the ship but without the ship

uncut temple
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The orangutan should be smart enough to beat everyone but pet shop

cursive locust
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lowkey want mr president (the turtle) to win

jaunty raven
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Pet Shop absolutely rips and tears Iggy, Stray Cat, and Bug Eaten with just how fast they are. All of these small creatures are normal food sources for hawks. Not to mention Pet Shop is just built DIFFERENT. Iggy literally talks about how he is so evil his body morphed to have an evil grin. Strength has a chance against them as he is pretty powerful and generally human levels of intelligence but NOTHING he can do can match Pet Shops speed. Pet Shop probably can't beat Iwasuke just cause he has ways to phase through objects and rock hard skin but Iwasuke also wouldn't be smart enough to beat Pet Shop besides that so it would come to a stalemate.

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Now this brings us to a weird question, is Foo Fighters still sentient without the stand or are they sentient because they're a stand? I haven't watched part 6 in awhile so I don't remember what the consensus to their character arc was

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If they are sentient they win easy, one plankton in Pet Shops mouth and they win just filling them with plankton, no need for the plankton gun

pearl abyss
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Wait what about the other rock organisms

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Do do do de da da da mogs pet shop imo

jaunty raven
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I mean the others are pretty situational right?

pearl abyss
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Kinda

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Doremifasolati do is just a stalemate for everyone sadly

jaunty raven
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Do do do de da da da has poison but it's not very strong

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Wouldnt be enough to put Pet Shop down

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They are an absolute BEAST remember?

pearl abyss
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"Any living thing pierced by its stingers will spew asbestos out of every hole in their body when they extend themselves. For a human or animal, it is when they extend their joints, whereas for a plant or fruit, it is when they extend after being injured. It helps catch birds and rabbits that like to jump around when escaping."

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Idk I think it has a chance

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Not saying pet shop loses

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But it def has a chance

ebon arch
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Does stray cat count

jaunty raven
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Doremifasolatido is just a better user of the digging ability which Pet Shop was able to semi easily get around not even with their stand

jaunty raven
ebon arch
jaunty raven
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Well it's also a cat

pearl abyss
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Pet shop can dig a lil but not as fast nor efficiently as dorema

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Doremi*

jaunty raven
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Doremi isn't really a fighter either, best they could do is push Pet Shop while underground which while annoying for pet shop isn't that dangerous. They were dangerous cause they were teamed with a dangerous user right?

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They were mainly just transportation

pearl abyss
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Yes

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Urban was doing all the attacks n stuff

jaunty raven
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I forget how powerful their skin Resistance is as rock insects

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Do you think Pet Shop and their talons could rip through their skin even?

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With Horus easily but with Just talons they are a beast but not particularly towards rocks

pearl abyss
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Idk honestly

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Nvm all of this doesn't matter

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Radio gaga counters pet shop

jaunty raven
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Fair lol, Pet Shop gets Soloed by radio gaga

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It would need a hiding spot that would be able to trick the smart bird though

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Ok so Pet Shop moves at speeds that could hypothetically shatter rock so they could do damage to rock organisms

wraith island
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orangutang

south mica
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koichi's dog

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such a reliable dog for a reliable guy

velvet cairn
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Do rock animals count? If so then Doramifasolatido clears

dreamy escarp
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do re me fa si to ahh name

sick rain
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I think petshop has a chance

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From where I’m at

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(Ep 16 - part 6)

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I’ll just leave now

midnight moon
rugged wren
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iggy solos

ashen merlin
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That Monkey

quiet root
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Rats

dreamy escarp
exotic goblet
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Who is 1# rn

pastel epoch
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All forgetting one thing… the turtle 🐢 it’s got two heads now and it ain’t playing

young walrus
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danny ofc 🔥

exotic goblet
young walrus
gleaming briarBOT
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@young walrus, your Stand Rank is now 2!

exotic goblet
dreamy escarp
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he's not

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Kars was a male member of the ancient race of beings that made up the Pillar Men who inhabited Earth over 100,000 years ago

dreamy escarp
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he's like homosapien

young walrus
exotic goblet
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Mhm nah uh...

ocean jetty
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emporio

uneven oar
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Iggy

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Cuze

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Iggy's bizzare adventure

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he don't need a stand to stop time

fierce bear
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Strength is a monkey. It monkeys around. Iggy. Can’t handle the power of the call to return to monke.

gleaming briarBOT
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@fierce bear, your Stand Rank is now 8!

fierce bear
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Yay

elder dagger
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The frog

subtle pond
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IGGYYYYY WOOF WOOF BARK BARK

hearty crane
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pet shop caw caw rahhh 🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸

velvet iron
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iggy LMAO

drifting bone
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Pet shop could mess iggy up.

gleaming briarBOT
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@drifting bone, your Stand Rank is now 6!

agile shard
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Pet shop

bitter dagger
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pet shop for sure

weak basalt
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danny (rat version)

mortal loom
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pet shop unfortunately, none of the others can fly

weak basalt
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exactly

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argument disproved

mortal loom
elder dagger
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Pet sounds

agile shard
mortal loom
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and either way petshop is an eagle so it solos

elder dagger
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Pet sounds solos he's pet shop but better

shut loom
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maybe pet shop or the orangutan

shut loom
simple laurel
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iggy

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solos

void mountain
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Gyro’s horse in the perfect ratio

glacial zenith
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Pet shop for sure

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That's a fucking bird of prey

hidden wigeon
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The orangutan

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It's a fucking ape

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Have you seen what they can do to people?

unborn rampart
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jonathan easy beats that fat monkey

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hes built like a truck

edgy lodge
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OVA iggy dies first

versed storm
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Danny easily solos everything

agile shard
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Humans are animals no?

shadow vine
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Pet shop is an eagle, they’re trained to hunt and kill, the rest wouldn’t stand a chance

proud viper
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John

shadow vine
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Obviously??

sonic path
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Wait NO! IWASUKE SOLOS

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Bro survived Ozon Baby

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He no diffs all