[18/1/2025] If each character had to apply for a job, what would it be?

[sterile wigeon]

i think jotaro would become uhhhh a marine biologist or a sex worker or something

[compact dome]

First

[vale halo]

Nah

[ionic schooner]

jolyne stripper

[lunar trench]

Secomd

[azure chasm]

Jonathan would be a waiter at some fancy British restaurant

[river lantern]

Idk

[fierce trail]

josuke in mecanic hihi

[river lantern]

Nahhhhh

[hearty star]

Jonathan would become a museum employee 100%

[hearty star]

BRO🤨

[weary mirage]

josuke would be a repairman

[vale halo]

Jotaro would become a teacher. Idk im getting the feelings

[winged pilot]

weather report as weatherman, he would never be wrong about anything

[ivory cipher]

@winged pilot, your Stand Rank is now 4!

[compact dome]

I think... Giorno would be in the Mafia...

[hot crater]

Josuke would be a doctor

[proven basalt]

Mikitaka dairy queen

[azure chasm]

Jolyne would sell foot pictures on feetfindr

[tired lark]

I want giorno to work as a plastic surgeon

[winged lava]

Giorno as a doctor or something else related to biology (besides mafia ofc)

[dusk ember]

BRUH

[ivory cipher]

@dusk ember, your Stand Rank is now 1!

@winged lava, your Stand Rank is now 3!

[loud reef]

Johnny would be a motivational speaker talking about his journey from crippled to having a strong stand and being able to walk

[vast heath]

Joseph can be a pilot

[dusk ember]

Josuke8 would work in a retail store

[idle laurel]

Bruno as a Versace Ambassador

[naive robin]

Hear me out, Pucci would be a priest

[dusk ember]

No way

[gusty ocean]

Jodio as a youtube react channel

[winged lava]

shocking

[compact dome]

Ngl I think Giorno would be part of the Mafia

[azure chasm]

Wow really?

[dusk steppe]

Polneriff would be a baguette seller or some French shit

[gusty ocean]

tonio would be a chef

[proven basalt]

Polnareff would be the CEO of polnareffland

[azure chasm]

Polnareff would work at an aquarium to see the turtles

[loud reef]

thats a shocking one

[thorn rapids]

Diavolo would make alpha male content

[naive robin]

I think Dio would have some fun as a demolition derby driver

[dusk ember]

Narancia would be a TA to Fugo

[rain patio]

i was lit about to say "rohan as a manga seller" if i said that i would loose sm aura

[azure chasm]

Avdul would.. hear me out.. become a fortune teller.

[rose oxide]

Narancia would be a fortnite streamer

[azure chasm]

Real

And win fncs

[compact dome]

Idk man uuhh maybe Stroheim could be in the military?

[winged pilot]

Kira Yoshikage while being 33 years old would be an employee for the Kame Yu department stores

[azure chasm]

Maybe

[loud reef]

Narancia would def be a streamer of sorts

prolly like ishowspeed

[vernal pilot]

Jonathan will be a luxury bodyguard

[azure chasm]

Abaccio would become.. A COP!!!

[dusk ember]

For who?

[loud reef]

me

[dusk ember]

Nah his partner already died

[winged lava]

bucciarato could be a fisher somewhere far from passione i guess

[stray panther]

Jolyne prostitute

[winged pilot]

Kakyoin would be a donut

[dusk ember]

Abslitely

[vernal pilot]

Idk

[proven basalt]

Okuyasu would sign up to be Tonio's assistant

[azure chasm]

Iggy would sell his farts in a jar

[unreal onyx]

😭😭

[dusk ember]

Jolyne would be a driving instructor

[azure chasm]

And fail horribly

[naive robin]

Diavolo and Dio would co-own a donut shop

[rose oxide]

Joseph would be a male stripper

[compact dome]

it's 2025 man

[whole sundial]

I think Speedwagon would start his own foundation or smth

[ivory cipher]

@whole sundial, your Stand Rank is now 5!

[dusk ember]

Kira would work part time

[azure chasm]

NO WAY REALLY??

[stray panther]

Me if I became famous

[loud reef]

possibly named after himself but who knows

[azure chasm]

Dio would start an of

[dusk ember]

With pucci

[stray panther]

Would subscribe

[compact dome]

Okay but ngl, I think Dio would be a lawyer

[dull moss]

I think Diavolo would build a mafia

[winged lava]

ok we need to be more creative here

[loud reef]

power couple

[azure chasm]

Yes

[gusty ocean]

Stroheim would be in the military

[dusk ember]

Stando powa couple

[dawn verge]

I'll use the canon info for this one.
For the first three JoJos:

Jonathan is an archaeologist, as he wants to pursue the career of so.
Joseph works as a real estate owner, so he might be able to apply for business stuff. Don't give him the job for a pilot, it won't be safe.
Jotaro is already a marine biologist or an oceanographer. Add him to the "List of famous marine scientists" list. (/j)

[azure chasm]

WHAT?? REALLY??

[azure chasm]

I'm not reading ts

Holy yap

[dusk ember]

Boring

[gusty ocean]

yea man, think abuot it

[dawn verge]

Put them all in a plane

[proven basalt]

Kira working for Louis Vuitton

[compact dome]

this is longer than every chapter in jojos i ain't reading ts

[dawn verge]

Why am I getting a backlash vro

[azure chasm]

Shigechi would be a scammer

[dusk steppe]

Okuyasu would be a garbage man because he can just erase all garbage with his za hando

[winged lava]

i think josuke would be a policeman like his grandpa

[gusty ocean]

yea, but what if joseph was a drag queen

[dusk ember]

All the joestars up to part 5 could feasibly on a plane in September 2001

[proven basalt]

Koichi 911 operator

[winged pilot]

the higashikata family would work in the fruit industry

[azure chasm]

Diavolos daughter would be a cop

[compact dome]

ok bro i think we should stop before this starts to something else

[dawn verge]

Could be his part time job

[dusk ember]

Fair enough

[azure chasm]

Possibly on September 11th

[dusk steppe]

What if Joseph was flying the plane that crashed in the world trade center

[brittle estuary]

cries as a trish fan

[azure chasm]

Gyro would be a barber and shave his clients beards like his own

[dusk ember]

NOOO

[azure chasm]

Why so serious

[night eagle]

Josuke is very much a defender of sorts, and I doubt he'd leave his town since he cares for it so much. He'd most likely be a police officer like his grandpa but I could also see him as a detective too

Didn't mean to reply to that lol

[azure chasm]

Do you guys think gyro shaves his pubic hair like his beard

[brittle estuary]

Joker ref?

[azure chasm]

Jonkler

[hot ember]

Josuke would become the best doctor using crazy diamond

[proven basalt]

Kira nail tech 💀

[compact dome]

"Oh no! I've hit the second tower and luckily (with plot armor) I survived!" Said Joseph Joestar

[ivory cipher]

@compact dome, your Stand Rank is now 12!

[gusty ocean]

all jojo characters style their pubes like their hair

[azure chasm]

Kira would be a therapist

[night eagle]

No he has a completely different pubic hair style he uses. He's Italian, hes extra like that

[rose oxide]

Kars would be an astronaut

[ivory cipher]

@rose oxide, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[delicate coyote]

melone would work as god bc he can impregnate people without getting freaky just like god did to virgin mary i think idk i never read the bible

[azure chasm]

Polnareff:

[compact dome]

this would give him a rock hard

[hot ember]

He would hit the first one
Jump out the plane
Land on the second plane
And steer it into the second tower

[gusty ocean]

now thats what I call a dp

[dawn verge]

This is going the other way around dude

[delicate coyote]

didnt she become a singer in phf??

[proven basalt]

Alessi as a babysitter

[azure chasm]

Maybe

[dawn verge]

Regardless of what's going on, DO NOT give Joseph a plane, never go well.

[compact dome]

hell nah 😭

[night eagle]

Trish said she wanted to become a movie star

[azure chasm]

Maybe

[night eagle]

Or was it popstar?

[azure chasm]

But she likes justice

[gusty ocean]

popstar

she said popstar

[azure chasm]

Por-

[dusk steppe]

[compact dome]

i think giorno wanted to be a gangstar guys

[azure chasm]

Fugo would be a therapist

[brittle estuary]

I love that for her

[gusty ocean]

pornareff

[azure chasm]

😱😱

[proven basalt]

Ghiaccio as a boxer

[azure chasm]

Peak character

[sleek orbit]

I'd like to see Polpo as a bartender

[dawn verge]

[night eagle]

Not really? I mean she wants to see her dad get killed but she's not that into justice as a concept

[gusty ocean]

Melone as a women's rights activist

[night eagle]

That's not a job 😭

[azure chasm]

Maybe

[rose oxide]

Diavlo as a babysitter

[dawn verge]

Pesci works a 9/5 job while finding a girl in Tinder /j

[sleek orbit]

Goo Goo Dolls' user might be a singer. That "JOLYNNN" was crazy

[azure chasm]

FRR

[gusty ocean]

ur assuming a jojo fan knows anything about jobs

[azure chasm]

Bruno would become a magician

[azure chasm]

Hello what

[compact dome]

i think Funny Valentine could be the president... ||(ok but he sounds cool as a magician)||

[gusty ocean]

you see, the joke is that jojo fans are jobless

hope this helps

[azure chasm]

I think valentine would be a gym instructor that glowup was insane

[ivory cipher]

@gusty ocean, your Stand Rank is now 5!

[rose oxide]

Pucci would be a cd maker

[azure chasm]

I know

[gusty ocean]

late ass bot, get outta here

[night eagle]

Ermes would be a great marine biologist considering her stand stats are nearly the same as Jotaro lol

[gusty ocean]

la squadra would be pretty good assassins

[azure chasm]

Imagine Pucci as a barber

[rose oxide]

Risotto would be a blacksmith

[azure chasm]

Gappy would be a ball juggler (iykyk)

[night eagle]

"Just a little off the top" Chops you with the speed of god

[proven basalt]

Risotto bounty hunter

[unborn shard]

Okuyasu would apply to work for McDonalds but get fired the next day for incompetency

[azure chasm]

Lmao accurate

[gusty ocean]

wilson phillips as a senator

[compact dome]

imagine tonio at a mcdonalds

[night eagle]

Hear me out, Johnny would make a great horse jockey

[proven basalt]

There'd be 3 lines forming around McDonald's

[winged pilot]

Danny would make great fuel

[night eagle]

Overqualified lol

[gusty ocean]

johnny as a soccer player

[compact dome]

I think Gyro would be a terrific executioner

[rose oxide]

Polnareff would be a fencer

[unreal onyx]

what.

[winged pilot]

gyro as a doctor

[orchid remnant]

Kakyoin starts to work at a cherry farm idk

[compact dome]

he'd be number 1 player in one week 💔

[gusty ocean]

sorry, futball, forgot other contries existed

[night eagle]

Gyro might be an executioner, don't think he'd really enjoy that job though

[winged pilot]

lelolelolelolelo

[lost stone]

jolyne stripper

[rose oxide]

Kakyoin would open a donut shop

[winged pilot]

Giorno as a stripper

[proven basalt]

I think kakyoin would work at a cherry themed bakery

[lost stone]

he's straight

[winged pilot]

u dont know that x)

[compact dome]

bold of you to assume every jojo character is straight

[night eagle]

Did this man just say a JoJo character is straight?

[orchid remnant]

About that

[lost stone]

. . .

[jolly idol]

when did they say giorno is straight and likes women

[rose oxide]

Part 4 joseph as a stripper

[opaque bone]

Every character in jojo basically dresses like a stripper

[lost stone]

jonathan

is so gentleman

[proven basalt]

Joseph as a DRAG QUEEN 💖

[compact dome]

I mean, why is it called Jojo's Bizarre Adventure then?

[jolly idol]

giorno is aroace actually and that's the most interesting part of his character unfortunately

[night eagle]

He's also showing a lot of skin for his century

[gusty ocean]

stripper gentleman

[jolly idol]

trust

[night eagle]

REAL

[lost stone]

is he?

[opaque bone]

The adventure is strip club

[kindred python]

Giorno becomes a model

[gusty ocean]

speak yo shit queen

[dawn verge]

Why the hell do y'all think some of them would be stripper 😭🙏🏻

[lost stone]

jolyne stripper

[compact dome]

why not

[whole sundial]

Okoyasu would sell rocks

[rose oxide]

Part 4 joseph as a stripper would be fire

[gusty ocean]

they all would

[dawn verge]

Joseph will be stripper

[winged pilot]

As there are no hints at all to his sexuality, it's really up to interpretation.

[jolly idol]

yea it's all hc

[kindred python]

Not jonathan

[dawn verge]

Tbh I would have go with them being models

Leave the stripper job to Joseph

[night eagle]

Jolyne is more than just a girl to be a stripper, she'd definitely succeed as a doctor with her ability being able to easily stitch people up. Her dream job was to become a tailor though I believe. So she would be a great as a seamstress

[gusty ocean]

only strips for erina

[night eagle]

Jonathan would, just for Erina though

[compact dome]

ok but actually I think Oingo (the Khnum guy) would be a model fr

[naive robin]

Esidisi: actor

Wamuu: Olympic gold medalist

Kars: hair stylist (pre perfection) or zookeeper (post perfection)

[ivory cipher]

@naive robin, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[jolly idol]

jolyne i think would post mildly suggestive pictures for a living for a bit but it's not her endgame

[dawn verge]

Joseph's career: Real estate, pilot, stripper

[night eagle]

actor, he could be any person!

[proven basalt]

Jolyne as a rapper

[compact dome]

Fr

[gusty ocean]

mori calliope

[rose oxide]

Rohan would be a mind reader

[lost stone]

Pucci (goat) priest 😛

[proven basalt]

Rohan college art teacher

[dawn verge]

I think Rohan wants to be a mangaka

[night eagle]

"Wow you got Ryan Reynolds on set?"
Suspiciously Oingo shaped Ryan Reynolds: "Yes"

[naive robin]

Another crazy hear me out: Tonio as a chef

[lost stone]

same as saying jotaro as a marine biologist

[gusty ocean]

Oingo and Rubber Soul as rival actors

[hot ember]

Suspiciously yellow colored Ryan Reynolds:

[hot ember]

And mikitaka as props

[gusty ocean]

maybee

[rose oxide]

Speedwagon should really be a stripper

[gusty ocean]

idk if he could do humans actually

[night eagle]

Mikitaka can turn into anything, he would fail as a prop though if they played any loud sounds on set

[naive robin]

Anybody with decent hamon skill could be the greatest waiter to ever live

Just stick everything onto the tray with it

[hot ember]

Prolly could but hed look uncanny

[dawn verge]

Kira would be an office worker ig

He wants a normal life

[gusty ocean]

Mikitaka as the star of a Michael Bay movie

[dawn verge]

Don't attack me with your keyboard stands this time

[proven basalt]

Kira as a art museum worker just to be by the Mona Lisa

[night eagle]

Kira wouldn't even be an office worker if he could, he'd prefer to just work at home

[gusty ocean]

where would he work tho?

[dawn verge]

A department store

[whole sundial]

I haven't seen anyone say anything abt pillar men what could they do?

[dawn verge]

Did I just got flashed by a copypasta

[lost stone]

kira as a handfindr (feetfindr alternative universe) ceo

[naive robin]

Here

[night eagle]

I can think of a particular job title we give to large men that wear almost no clothes 😏

[kindred python]

Sumo wrestler

[night eagle]

Strip-

[gusty ocean]

stripper

ayyyyyy

[lost stone]

i made a friend watch jjba

I'm so sigma

[night eagle]

Another to the cult of DIOnysus

[proven basalt]

Jonathan as a waiter

[dawn verge]

Fitness coach /j

[kindred python]

This but opposite, friend made me watch jojo

[lost stone]

game made me watch jojo

[dawn verge]

The internet made me watch jojo

A drawing also

Started gaining interest for JoJo's because I started out with a joke artwork

[lost stone]

was it that good

[night eagle]

The pillar men could get jobs as natural disasters wrecking havoc on humanity

[dawn verge]

I need some drawing reference

For joke artwork

[kindred python]

Who is paying them?

[dawn verge]

How much will they get paid

[night eagle]

They're nonprofit

Do it for fun

[dawn verge]

Okay i started to like this one emoji

[dawn verge]

Perfect for any out of the ordinary answers

[wispy charm]

Weather report as a weather reporter

[proven basalt]

Shigeki as an ambulance truck

[naive robin]

Fugo would rage at league or something as a streamer

[winged pilot]

Narancia as math teacher

[kindred python]

Shigechi as a surgeon

[proven basalt]

He'd get fired immediately

[night eagle]

Mmm maybe? He can do a lot at once but he lack prescision right?

[proven basalt]

Narancia as a horror game YouTuber would be fire

[naive robin]

Abbacchio works a tea shop

[night eagle]

You people are starting to piss me off

[dawn verge]

“So the first night isn't usually that bad in any of the games so I'll play through the—”
Ahh youtuber

[kindred python]

Jotaro lowkey best surgeon

[wispy charm]

im pissing on you...?

[proven basalt]

Bucciarati as an interrogator

[slim oasis]

I’d say Polunareffe would be the perfect bartender

[wispy charm]

also daycare taker, i agree

[kindred python]

Wasn't he already

[slim oasis]

Wait tf really?

[kindred python]

Wait nvm

He was waiter i think

[slim oasis]

Nahh they just meet him in that random restaurant

[naive robin]

Daycare owner by day, interrogator by night 🗣️

[kindred python]

Fugo as therapist 🔥

[naive robin]

He just kills his patients

[ancient musk]

PE teacher except for Whamuu who works as a plumber now

[kindred python]

Dio as a babysitter

[harsh lance]

Okuyasu, the food critic!

[ivory cipher]

@harsh lance, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[dawn verge]

That'll end badly

[proven basalt]

Funny Valentine as a middle school principal

[slim oasis]

😭💀🙏 plumber?! Lmao

[winged pilot]

POOR TOM as a babysitter

[slim oasis]

YES EXATLY

[night eagle]

Speaking of killing patients, Chioccolatta is a surgeon buuuut be could totally use his abilities to cure cancer

[wispy charm]

he is going to eat children like part 1

[kindred python]

Think about it, he'll never lose track of the kid he's babysitting

They're about to drink some bleach timestop ez

[naive robin]

Doppio as a professional therapist user

[ancient musk]

But if we talking part 3 Dio he’ll probably give the kid a stand and tell them to kill the Joestars

[naive robin]

Part 1 Dio as a dog walker

[wispy charm]

isnt it like death 13?

[dawn verge]

That'll end even more terrible

[open bluff]

tried to find an oven or furnace emoji so i just did a fire extinguisher lol

[ivory cipher]

@open bluff, your Stand Rank is now 4!

[proven basalt]

Iggy as a dog trainer coaching other dogs

[dawn verge]

Valid

[proven basalt]

He gets paid in coffee gum

[open bluff]

no, iggy would be a dog gangster

[daring stream]

it's a dog gangster

[slim oasis]

Hot take id want Fugo yo be my boyfriend UwU

[ivory cipher]

@slim oasis, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[winged pilot]

imagine if iggy was in part 5 and with the italian gang instead of the crusaders

[daring stream]

for me Okyasu Youtuber

narancia too

[open bluff]

he would bring sand bags to gas stations and take their coffee gum using his stand

[vapid crown]

Abbacchio goth ihop

[naive robin]

Risotto could easily work a forge

[open bluff]

kakyoin and abbacchio would work at krispy kreme

[naive robin]

They would be the ingredients

[whole sundial]

Okyasu would sell shiny rocks 100%🙏

[vapid crown]

Oh yeahhh OMAO HELP-

[naive robin]

Diavolo and Dio would work at the Krispy kreme

[open bluff]

oh yeah mb

or would it be dio and doppio....

idk who killed abbacchio

[daring stream]

Iggy's ||b#tch ||will never know why he never returned

[daring stream]

Oi do you want some shiny rock

[open bluff]

at one gas station vanilla ice was the manager and you know the rest....

[whole sundial]

,,Uh excuse me what?" ,,Look it's shiny"

[daring stream]

"i'm not sure i want..." "It's freaking shiny bro bought some like NOW

[naive robin]

Idk why but Okuyasu gives me the feeling he would sell tacos or smth

Just a vibe

[daring stream]

Shiny Rocky Tacos

Get some

[whole sundial]

Real

[daring stream]

Shiny Rocky Tacos

[wispy charm]

his helper is josuke because of his crazy diamond

[broken locust]

I'm gonna say an obvious one, Kakyoin would be an esports player

[daring stream]

do you want some Crazy Shiny Rocky Diamond Tacos

[open bluff]

he and darby would be number 1 and 2 constantly battling to stay in number 1

[daring stream]

the CSRDT

[broken locust]

The greatest rivalry in history

[daring stream]

[wispy charm]

yes bro, it will break my teeth and josuke comes to save my life

[open bluff]

narancia would sell kebabs alongside his abusive manager diavolo

[naive robin]

Polpo could do mukbang

[open bluff]

however diavolo has a side hustle at krispy kreme with dio selling cherry and abbacchio donuts

[broken locust]

Polpo would be the worlds greatest goalkeeper

[open bluff]

(idk what flavour abbacchio would be)

[naive robin]

Depression

[broken locust]

I think Iggy would apply to Passione

[upper wedge]

johnathan is a bodyguard
joseph runs a bar
jotaro is a surgeon
josuke dropped out of college and became a fast good worker
giorno is a model
jolyne is also a model

[kindred python]

He's gotta get onto the pitch first

[ivory cipher]

@kindred python, your Stand Rank is now 2!

[broken locust]

I feel like Joseph would be a pilot. We all know he's trustworthy with planes

[upper wedge]

you keep telling yourself that

i dont think joseph got 5 stars on yelp 😭

[broken locust]

Also Jonathan did go to a university, so he could be a profesor

[naive robin]

He went to law school, right?

[ivory cipher]

@naive robin, your Stand Rank is now 2!

[broken locust]

maybe.

[terse prawn]

Josuke would be a fashion model no question, Giorno is a mob boss so he doesn’t rly need a formal job, and Jolyne would be a bartender or enroll in the military

[fading onyx]

I think Kakyoin would be an artist

[brazen hemlock]

I'd imagine that Gappy would become a doctor of any kind to pay homage to Kira

[ivory cipher]

@brazen hemlock, your Stand Rank is now 7!

[bleak anchor]

Giorno would be a zookeeper

[wraith garden]

Josuke would prob work on cars idk why

[harsh lance]

It's because of repairs right?

He'd work on them fast and everything I'm sure

He's a strong guy and he looks like those delinquent kids that'd end up being a mechanist and ride bikes and stuff

Just need to take his shirt off like his hero

[timid crow]

Idk but obvious ones are that Gappy is a Captain, Johnny is professional Horse Jockey, Jonathan is an archeologist, Jotaro is a Marine Biologist, Joseph is a Real Estate Agent.

So the non obvious ones are that Jolyne/irene is a scientist or computer scientist of some sort.

[broken locust]

Hold up, what about Joseph says he's a real estate agent?

[timid crow]

Yeah I think somewhere at the end of part 2 or beginning of part 3 it's stated.

[broken locust]

huh.

[timid crow]

Theres a nanga excerpt I want to post here but I don't think this channel will let me so..

[lavish lily]

Jotaro as a marine Biologist.

[timid crow]

Josuke either becomes a Cop or repairman (given the end of part 4 I think policeman).

Most Part 4 characters probably got office jobs.

I think Anakiss works at Disney because he loves it so much.

So yeah, that's pretty much it.

[stark goblet]

youre not wrong i mean

[ivory cipher]

@stark goblet, your Stand Rank is now 9!

[hearty star]

tequilla joseph ( i dont even need to say what kinda job)

[paper egret]

OKAY SO GUYS I DREW HOW I IMAGINED JOTARO AS STRIPPER AND AM CRYING

THATS SO RANDOM IMAGINE

[exotic radish]

idk y, i feel like Giorno would be an F1 driver.

[ivory cipher]

@exotic radish, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[exotic radish]

new system?

[dusk steppe]

Abbacchio would obviously be a donut

[ivory cipher]

@dusk steppe, your Stand Rank is now 4!

[hearty star]

I don't know this one question in very hard to answer

[wide night]

what if pucci instead of a priest started to sell services of prostitution as the fastest dildo (or vibrator) and became popular among adult content creators like jolyne

[dense gazelle]

dio would work at a gay strip club

[ivory cipher]

@dense gazelle, your Stand Rank is now 8!

[crisp edge]

Jodio would become an economist specialising in various economical "mechanisms"

[summer wolf]

Josuke would be a repairman or something.

[steady yoke]

lowkey yeah

[compact prawn]

Anasui would be a stripper

[hollow cosmos]

FF would prbly be an phykologist

[brazen hemlock]

Anasui is probably too in-love with Jolyne to show off his body to other people that aren't her

[hearty star]

kars as an astronaut

[ivory cipher]

@hearty star, your Stand Rank is now 5!

[hollow cosmos]

yup

[steep rivet]

Joseph would be a pilot

[short harbor]

Joseph is dead

He can’t be shit

😈

[steep rivet]

He’s alive in my heart

[daring stream]

9/11 disaster rework

[steep rivet]

And your next sentence is..
Head for the towers!

[hearty star]

Head for the towers!- Nani?!

[short harbor]

Sybau

I beg

[neat fjord]

josuke would probably work at some fast food resturant like mcdonalds or smth, or he would be a cop I believe

[ivory cipher]

@neat fjord, your Stand Rank is now 3!

[covert crest]

Josuke wud be like McDonald’s or smth if we going off of part 4 where he’s just a kid

[daring stream]

Crazy Shiny Rocky Diamond Tacos

[proven basalt]

F.F as a swim racer

[naive stirrup]

josuke (8) would probably work at a restaurant that sells large fries

[ivory cipher]

@wispy charm, your Stand Rank is now 5!

[thorny willow]

Kira would make a "betterhelp" company but kill all of the clients

Kira 4

[short harbor]

@native saddle @bright smelt

that’s kinda weird

[viral furnace]

Banned Members

With Reason: weirdo

Username

pitapita_05268

ID Number

1186332484057698347

Case Number

49693

By: bobbor (205042055406157824)

[short harbor]

thanks Bobbi

I ❤️ bobbo

[pulsar jackal]

I think Dio Brando would become a respectable boxer and not ruin anyone's family

[short harbor]

He’d be a lawyer

[sharp inlet]

Kars would be a car dealer

wammu would be a coach

esidisi would probably be a blacksmith

and santana would be a boxer

[sharp inlet]

dio's petty ass would turn a 20$ fine into a death scentence

[hallow temple]

josuke... Hmmm doctor?
joseph will be a babysitter

[low parcel]

Polnareff zoo animal

post part 5

[minor stirrup]

polnareff will work at england, protect the king or queen idk who is alive

[whole sundial]

Nah he would be working in Polnareffland

[minor stirrup]

i want joseph to be a pilot

[minor stirrup]

fr fr, make the jobros work there too

it would be a bizzare experience

[whole sundial]

Say that again...

[worldly narwhal]

giorno would be a pimp

100%

[short harbor]

No he wouldn’t

He respects women

[worldly narwhal]

Drug

[tranquil sigil]

polnereff HAS to be a barber or a vetrinarian or im going to crashout

[unborn shore]

Kakyoin would probably be a painter or some other job that requires minimal face-to-face interaction because of his quiet nature. (We did see him paint Jotaro in part 3 after all)

[ivory cipher]

@unborn shore, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[obtuse fossil]

Hear me out guys... Jotaro can be a Marine biologist... || or the Mailman because he left Jolyne just to reapear) ||

[hard cypress]

josuke4 would be a police officer

[whole salmon]

Joseph would 100% be a pilot

[whole sundial]

Jodio would probably sell drugs but idk I'm just guessing

[sharp inlet]

he came out of dio's balls , his ass aint respectful

[short harbor]

I came out of duos balls

I’m respectful occasionally

[sharp inlet]

wait no i was wrong

he came out of jonathan's balls

he's a gentelman

[radiant hamlet]

Joseph would be unemployed

[gleaming saffron]

coco jumbo would become a god.

[sweet crystal]

i think jonathan would have been an engineer

[final canyon]

Josuke as a Medic

[spare marlin]

Jonathans will definitely be a charity worker for orphanages, nursing homes and many other things
Joseph would have been a good pilot if he hadn't caused the plane to explode-
Holly will be a stay-at-home mom, so she probably won't have anything to do...
Jotaro will be Jotaro! a marine biologist and dolphin lover
Josuke will be a doctor! although Josuke is sure there are many cases that will not be successful Will
Jolyne be a...uhhh...a street girl?
Johnny will be a wheelchair
Josuk8 will be a crazy guy at home
Jodio will be a drug dealer

[dense ruin]

I think Rohan would be a mangaka

[distant roost]

josuke would be a profesional sailor for sure

[soft patio]

Josuke, Okuyasu and Koichi would apply for after school/summer time jobs and they'd be working at some petrol station or cafe

[obsidian moss]

okuyasu would work at mcdonalds

[red hatch]

John

[opal bolt]

I like to think that Bucciarati and Abbacchio would be fashion models

[wispy void]

Giornio would be a doctor

[ripe garden]

rohan would be a illustrator

[idle laurel]

YES

[sharp inlet]

he got sugar daddy speedwagon to pay his bills

[gentle scarab]

gyro would be unemployed…

[untold musk]

Marine biologist? What would make you think that? Are you crazy or something?

/ j

[wispy void]

Kanye west is better than kendrick