[17/11/2024] What's your plan when the aliens invade?

[stoic sierra]

nomnomnom

[safe crater]

exist

[limber knot]

Trade

[prime warren]

call joseph

[paper root]

idk man i just work here

[wanton mantle]

Learn alien language

[earnest coyote]

@wanton mantle, your Stand Rank is now 5!

[limber knot]

I give them Internet in exchange for peace

[prisma perch]

eat them

[earnest coyote]

@prisma perch, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[prisma perch]

😋

[limber knot]

cuz let's be real our planet's the only one with this kinda shi

[solar sphinx]

first things first i'm calling up giorgio tsbouke whatever his last name is

[wanton mantle]

Show them jjba

[gusty jungle]

Call my buddy Kehnor to scare them away

[earnest coyote]

@gusty jungle, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[wanton mantle]

Throw a pokéball at them

[woven kernel]

negotiate

About what to do with humans

[warm delta]

Depends. If they mean no harm, enjoy existence. If they wish to harm, exist out of spite.

[steel acorn]

I learn alien language and communicate with them

zerop zap gerop bap zeeop 👽👽

[crimson plover]

It really depends on what they want. If it's just to speak with us about our culture, then we'll just calmly talk. If they fight? I'll join the war effort when I'm old enough

[crimson plover]

This has got to be zenophobia

[steel acorn]

I don’t know what that is 😞 I tried searching it up but the only thing that came up was xenophobia

[wanton epoch]

die

[steel acorn]

I’m slightly dense

[crimson plover]

I was just making a joke. Z is usually attributed to aliens so I just changed the X to a Z to make it sound like a word used to describe racism towards aliens

[steel acorn]

OH SORRY

I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE BUT I GOT CONFUSED..😞😞

pretend I laughed instead of saying what I said earlier

[crimson plover]

It was my fault. I always thought of Z as something to do with aliens but maybe we have different experiences

[steel acorn]

NO DW VRO 🦭🦭

[wanton epoch]

thats all i can do

[white horizon]

Idk sm

[earnest coyote]

@white horizon, your Stand Rank is now 3!

[white horizon]

Hell yeah

[uncut oar]

Suck on there toes

[onyx carbon]

Persuade them into letting me join their planet by showing them jojo

[severe quarry]

run

[earnest coyote]

@severe quarry, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[severe quarry]

and just keep running

[muted knot]

tirn into dinosaur

[ancient citrus]

Make them teach me how to ride a hover bike. I want to try a hover bike so badly.

[raven isle]

Seduce their emperor and carry his alien children. Once I become his spouse and the new alien empress, I will assassinate the emperor and rule over their alien species. Murder my child bc what if it turns on me because I killed its father. Then, I will make my newly attained alien minions take over the government. Soon, the world leaders will be overtaken by my alien minions. The entire earth will be under my control without doing harm to humans.

Or die ig

[ancient citrus]

That is so deep and it reminds me of that one old Chinese empress for some reason.

[zenith heath]

They will know why we were born to inherit the stars

[smoky cedar]

give up

[elder dagger]

The aliens will know what our fireworks can achieve

[earnest coyote]

@elder dagger, your Stand Rank is now 2!

[raven isle]

Omg surge towards you pfp

[ancient citrus]

Let's talk in #off-topic-general

[digital trail]

call joseph

[dry plaza]

If they're like mikitaka, i would just vibe with them

[hollow cedar]

Name them Mikitaka and listen to September on repeat

[proud nimbus]

Sir this is a Wendy's

[thorn quiver]

Spontaneously combust

[hushed zinc]

reset the multiverse

[naive trench]

Just beat them up

[shadow anchor]

To P-Rank them

[strange nova]

Find the fine shyt aliens

[tender canyon]

(assuming they speak english) i would tell them "unless you're either here for war, or you are ready to defend yourself, i recommend you retreat"

Plan B: find the hottest alien, and clap some cheeks

[shadow anchor]

Plan B is going to work

[frozen crag]

If they even give you a chance

[wanton mantle]

Bleep blorp bleep 👽

[shrewd plinth]

Befriend them with videogames

[earnest coyote]

@shrewd plinth, your Stand Rank is now 6!

[wild prism]

turn blue and then make love with them

[ebon hornet]

stab myself with an arrow and hope for the best

[flint osprey]

Sneeze on them. They ain’t ready for these earth pathogens

[twilit sonnet]

join them

[dusky sable]

ZA WARUDO!
TOKI WO TOMARE!

[grand lynx]

Try to tolerate them and learn how to communicate with them to ask if they seen the ultimate lifeform anywhere

[subtle valley]

Invite them over for thanksgiving

[quaint gale]

learn their language

[maiden arrow]

lowk my goal would be to just eat em

free food

[wind mural]

Use sunlight yellow overdrive on those hoes

[visual hinge]

Ask them if they have a weird Astroid Metal that is Like golden

[earnest coyote]

@visual hinge, your Stand Rank is now 4!

[elder dagger]

Say I'm a weeb (They'll flee in despair)

[proper epoch]

Learn their language

[mystic hare]

Shoot with many guns if they want smoke but if they chill we good

[wild prism]

pee on them

[sturdy folio]

zeep zorp bleep blorp

[tight verge]

Girl what can I do?

[brazen canyon]

accept my fate... i know damn well i don't stand a chance if they're evil

[frosty orbit]

i would show them gyro and diego and maybe we can live because theyre so beautiful

[granite bloom]

Talk to a adult

[pastel pilot]

Talk to Mikitaka

[minor lantern]

As long as they’re not hostile I can make silly friends like they’re Foo Fighters, otherwise let them invade earth and steal the cows or sum

[lusty widget]

I'm never counting on them showing up dawg

[earnest coyote]

@lusty widget, your Stand Rank is now 5!

[wanton epoch]

yess we should all talk to a trusted adult or our guardian

[pearl jewel]

kill them with my stand

[pastel pilot]

Sure you will

..

[viscid forum]

die

[wanton epoch]

thas what i said too

[mystic helm]

Do nothing cuz they ain't gonna help me make more money or solve any of my issues

[meager valley]

Make them prank that annoying mangaka

[urban sapphire]

NIGERUNDAYO

[undone sparrow]

Ungalo met aliens once

[rough orchid]

Depends on what they look like 😏

[formal oyster]

give them some tissues to eat and befriend them

[earnest coyote]

@formal oyster, your Stand Rank is now 1!

[tropic mulch]

immediately beg for my life

[opal prawn]

Depends, if they're somewhat friendly I'll just make friends with them and chill but if not I'm gonna go to the forest near my house and hang out, there's an emergency shelter in that forest

[weak cobalt]

I feel that we are very similar, because we have had the same answer like 4 times now

[lethal bison]

Take off my skin suit and show off my true alienness

[fast drum]

Show them the globglogabgalab

[urban whale]

eat a pancake

[dreamy phoenix]

Have tea with them

[kind crescent]

Force them to animate part 7

[broken parcel]

Show them the rabbit hole of internet degeneracy

[earnest coyote]

@broken parcel, your Stand Rank is now 6!

[sweet crest]

Let them experience the knee surgery

[mellow sequoia]

cry and watch jojos

[spark carbon]

Just die ig im too tired for ts

[tall goblet]

Befriend them 😋

[hallow rampart]

zibzubzabzob

[gilded fog]

showing him jojo's bizarre adventure

[earnest coyote]

@gilded fog, your Stand Rank is now 2!

[civic flare]

Kiss them

[hazy birch]

Kill my self I don't want to see all the stupid stuff people would do

[hollow bolt]

Stupid alien showed me where he lives

[restive lily]

diplocate

[magic inlet]

we talking abt mikitaka or some random disfigured scrawny looking ahh?

[weak cobalt]

You just described mikitaka twice

[agile ruin]

Wear 3 different jackets and coats. Tf they gonna do now? Bite the nylon?

[brittle delta]

charge along side them (i'm alien)

[viscid dragon]

will try to make a omnitrix