#[13/9/2024] Explain what bread is to an alien that has just landed on Earth

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serene laurel
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so like... the bacteria farts in the sugar after eating it... and then the humans... we like when they fart more in it... we only eat it after they fart in it as much as they physically can... then we eat that, nonono we only eat it if there's farts in it... we don't wanna eat unfarted bread

drowsy crypt
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Spongebob

olive ore
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bobsponge

vernal swallow
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Soft food

vernal swallow
river jacinth
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It's a sticky soft thing at first and then when you heat it up it becomes solid and we eat it. It's soft and airy but can also be crispy when u heat it more. U can eat it with alot of things.

odd steppe
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bread is

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uh

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bread

river jacinth
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Bread can also mean 💸

full rose
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just eat it

barren portal
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noun
1.
food made of flour, water, and yeast or another leavening agent, mixed together and baked.
"a loaf of bread"
2.
informal
money.
"I hate doing this, but I need the bread"
verb
coat (food) in breadcrumbs before cooking.
"bread the chicken and fry it in oil"

sharp viper
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"Bread is a consumable substance that will benefit to your health. It contains water as one of its ingredients."

hasty lintel
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“Dead wheat”

golden trench
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Food

true tangle
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Mmmm yum yum

brittle ivy
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ITS A BOMB NAD I CAN ERASE EVERYTHING

willow kindle
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spong

ancient trellis
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It's soft and yummy

desert fjord
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The charred flesh of organisms much smaller than myself that I consume for nourishment

vernal rose
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very good food

silk gorge
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A sponge that soaks up spilled milk

thorn fox
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Yummy yum yum thing

vocal fable
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A food that is simple to make and can be made in very large quantities

bright palm
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It’s food that foods the foody food

split cave
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How many breads have you eaten in your life?

grim moat
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dough and flour

mild sail
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Humanity's most iconic food

hoary forge
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What

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Uhhh

wide agate
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”we wanted to eat some crops”

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”but they tasted like shit if we ate them as is”

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”we tried a lot of things with em”

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”turns out this way’s pretty nice and it’s pretty easy to preserve too compared to something like meat”

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”these people called the egyptians apparently had so much sand in their bread that the remains of their bones have multiple broken teeth from the sand”

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”but they still ate it”

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”it’s that good”

digital pelican
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It is peak and the best is from Germany

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We have more than 3,200 different kinda of bread here in Germany

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And we have 9,600 master bakers and 35,000 bread shops

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And out oldest bread bakery is more than 450 years old

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I love bread

indigo marsh
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bread is the best food in the world and you can put butter or jelly on it