[July 30th] What's the best fruit to bring to a fight.

[wild mortar]

Resilient

[dawn copper]

the best defense is a good offense

[wild mortar]

And once they break they don't go to waste

Truly a powerful fruit

[dawn copper]

I forgot I put mangosteen in C

probably should be lower but I'm biased

[wild mortar]

What's a mangosteen

Is it similar to a normal mango

[icy lake]

loops

fruit loops

[wild mortar]

Fruit

Loops

Now

It

Is

The

Highest

[dawn copper]

tiny little fruit

[wild mortar]

Qotd thread

[dawn copper]

they taste good

[wild mortar]

Well done teet

[dawn copper]

yay

[wild mortar]

I'll Google it

[dawn copper]

now we can flex to the mods

[icy lake]

titoru where did you get ur name from. it looks like a derivative of toru

[wild mortar]

Big fan of toru, inspired araki to create him

[dawn copper]

john titor the time travelling dude

[wild mortar]

Also didn't expect that, looks nothing like a mango

And the inside, is that giant white thing the seed?

[dawn copper]

it was originally just titor but I added a u to make it sound less harsh

[dawn copper]

it's da flesh

[wild mortar]

I know that guy from steins gate

[wild mortar]

Oo what's it taste like

[dawn copper]

mangosteen

hard to describe

it's not that unique but is pretty gud

there haven't been any cantaloupe mains yet

they're solid picks but no-one plays them

they're like the most basic bitch design

[wild mortar]

There's a few skins of the same thing lmao

Few melons, cantaloupes, honeydew etc all look so identical

[dawn copper]

unfortunately this is the only fruit tierlist on tierlist maker I could find

[proper ruin]

@dawn copper, your Spin Rank is now 13!

[wild mortar]

People not making tiers on what's important

[summer ginkgo]

Cactus fruit

[dawn copper]

poison berry faction got gutted

cactus definitely solid high A or S

[wild mortar]

Woahh

They so spiky

[summer ginkgo]

Spiky weapon

[dawn copper]

they're brittle tho so you gotta limit your striking power

[wild mortar]

Are durians as sharp as they look

[dawn copper]

they're like 0 blunt force type attack for max stab type attack

[dawn copper]

yes

[summer ginkgo]

Shove it in someone’s mouth for extra damage

[dawn copper]

they have killed people before just by existing

they grow from trees

and they drop from the trees when they're ripe

[summer ginkgo]

Arnt there a fruit that explodes

[dawn copper]

every fruit explodes if you hit it hard enough

[summer ginkgo]

There is a tree that’s it’s fruit explodes

[wild mortar]

Bruh......

[summer ginkgo]

I have to look it up

[wild mortar]

That's crazy

[summer ginkgo]

Sandbox tree

It’s fruit literally explodes

[dawn copper]

random Malaysian dude walking around in the forest when a 5kg spiky ball stabs through their skull from the heavens

[summer ginkgo]

Lol

[dawn copper]

literally can't go near durian trees because of that

[summer ginkgo]

Durian trees are painful

[dawn copper]

locacaca would be A tier

but new locacaca would be S

grab someone and steal their health

[wild mortar]

Can picture 1000s of years ago, they running from all sorts of scary animals when the real threat was the fruit above them

[dawn copper]

monke when the fruit fights back

[wild mortar]

Spiky Stinkbomb that tastes good

I've never tried it I assume it tastes good

[dawn copper]

depends on the person

some people love the durian smell and taste

most view it as a bioweapon sent by nature to cause violence

tastes creamy

[wild mortar]

Saw a site that said the flesh is like custard, another said banana like

[dawn copper]

yea about there

[wild mortar]

How's the smell for you

[dawn copper]

been a while since I smelled it

definitely very strong and pungent

it's like if raw sewage farted

it's not the worst but it can definitely catch you off guard if you're not expecting it

which is why is banned at airports because no-one wants to be randomly living their life and then suddenly smell death

[wild mortar]

No way that's hilarious hahaha

No smuggling durians in everyone will know its in the bag

[dawn copper]

(opens suitcase)
(literally just 3 durians nearly placed inside)

[wild mortar]

(dies)

Kaito

[solar kiln]

Do jojo characters ever eat fruits outside of part 8 🤔

[wild mortar]

Jotaro ate an orange in part 3

[dawn copper]

cherry

[wild mortar]

Bruh forgor gifs no work

[solar kiln]

Nah bro just licked it

[dawn copper]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-rerorero-kakyoin-cherry-emerald-gif-21879338

I have cheats

[wild mortar]

Can you send jotaro orange

[dawn copper]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-jojos-bizarre-adventures-jjba-noriaki-kakyoin-jotaro-kujo-gif-15860619

[solar kiln]

What the mouse doin

[solar kiln]

Fake

[dawn copper]

https://tenor.com/view/jjba-jotaro-eating-orange-jotaro-stardust-crusaders-orange-gif-18032306

[solar kiln]

Edited

[wild mortar]

🍊

[dawn copper]

https://tenor.com/view/durian-meow-catto-kitty-cat-gif-25868159

[wild mortar]

This could be one of the torture methods of all time

Spiky and stinky

[dawn copper]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smell-durian-gif-14821367

[solar kiln]

Tit tortures animals for a living

[wild mortar]

[dawn copper]

real

Malaysians couldn't defend against British colonialism because they didn't use their durian as weapons

we should've shot them out of cannons and stank the place up

then the Brits leave willingly due to the stinky

[dawn copper]

(or they don't because the fr*nch are stinkier so they're used to it)

[wild mortar]

Making the battlefield unbearable to breathe in would have been a great tactic

Shame they didn't pay attention in fruit weapons military class

[dawn copper]

we just grow durian trees everywhere so they have nothing to eat but durian

this is what they call 'natural defenses'

[wild mortar]

They wouldn't even make it to land, the smell would reach em on their boats

Taking em all out

[dawn copper]

just imagine how stinky the fruit battle would be after like 3 days

then 5 days

[wild mortar]

It would've been too much

All the s tier fruits would've solo'd

[shy junco]

do durians still stink if they're not opened

[wild mortar]

@dawn copper

[dawn copper]

yes

[shy junco]

i've only ever seen durians in mario sunshine so like i wouldn't know

[wild mortar]

Oh

[shy junco]

oh damn

why do they even exist

[dawn copper]

nature decided to fight back

[wild mortar]

Nature's traps

[shy junco]

it did a good job

[wild mortar]

So if it's already stinky before opening, it gets worse after you cut it open??

[dawn copper]

yes

[wild mortar]

If you're walking at night, pitch black can't see a thing, and you start to smell something bad... watch out

[dawn copper]

it's probably a corpse

but bring a fork just in case

bring a knife and hammer as well because you damn well ain't opening that thing with your bare hands

[wild mortar]

Cultivating these things must be a hell of a job

Shoutout to durian farmers

[shy junco]

kick it like a soccer ball

what does durian taste like even

[wild mortar]

He said it tastes creamy, guess it differs from person to person

Might be sweet to some, idk never had it

[dawn copper]

I've never seen a durian opened with a method other than stabbing the hull with the sharpest knife available, struggling to pry open a gap in its skin, stabbing it like you're murdering a person out of frustration, the knife bouncing off its skin like rock, finally slip through its spikes and barely pull it open with the full strength of your upper body

[wild mortar]

Geez

You gotta be used to the smell to be willing to do that

[dawn copper]

malaysia moment

[shy junco]

demon fruit

maybe it's best left closed

[dawn copper]

they wait for them to fall naturally so they don't suffer premature death

[wild mortar]

Yeah eat an orange or something

[wild mortar]

That's the best course of action

So these things tank the fall?

[dawn copper]

yea it's quirky like that

yea

[wild mortar]

Bruh

[shy junco]

i bought a whole bag of apples recently i'm good on fruits

[wild mortar]

Nice no scurvy here

[dawn copper]

tanking a 150 foot fall is probably the least of their concerns

[wild mortar]

What's dat in meters

[dawn copper]

idk

[wild mortar]

WHAT THE

THATS SO HIGH UP

These things fall from that high of course they'll kill that's insane

[dawn copper]

OK NVM

[wild mortar]

45m

🙀🙀🙀

[dawn copper]

I was off by 130 feet

[wild mortar]

That's TERRIFYING

First branch is 18 m off the ground

[dawn copper]

nature chose violence

[wild mortar]

Yeah no thanks screw nature

[shy junco]

who the fuck saw and smelled a durian in a giant tree and thought
"i wanna eat that"

[dawn copper]

I'm surprised they're even edible due to the fact that nature tried so hard to make them lethal

[dawn copper]

monke

[wild mortar]

Monkeys eat dem?

[shy junco]

it's like a little reward for going through the ordeal of obtaining them

[dawn copper]

very dedicated monkeys do

[shy junco]

like "fine you wanted it so badly, here, take it"

[dawn copper]

I don't think even the smashing against a rock method works

you'd need a very good rock

[shy junco]

sharp rock

[dawn copper]

rock breaks

[shy junco]

google says that apparently it's like a superfruit

very healthy

[dawn copper]

regular fruits that don't want to be eaten: (invests in poison)
durians:

[wild mortar]

Nicknamed king of the fruits

Yeah I think it deserves that title

[shy junco]

i think it would be really funny if the durian is like
the best tasting fruit

[wild mortar]

I think that should've been the case

[dawn copper]

high risk high reward

[wild mortar]

Working hard, risking your life, for the best tasting fruit

But yeah no it's an 'acquired taste', durians still playing a prank on us

[dawn copper]

had to set up natural defenses so that the Malaysians didn't eat them all

unfortunately born in the country where the most people have this 'acquired taste'

maybe durians are just really insecure and don't wanna be eaten

[wild mortar]

Lmao

Don't wanna be eaten in a country that wants to eat them, struggling from success

[plain karma]

A PINAPPLE

[cinder mango]

Based

[jaunty compass]

coconut

[misty bane]

Apples keep doctors at bay
Bananas make your enemies slip and fall over
Watermelons have their own ammunition
Tomatoes will confuse your opponent

Your best weapon is a fruit salad

[proper ruin]

@misty bane, your Spin Rank is now 2!

[ebon reef]

actual fruit 😳

[visual marten]

@dawn copper how tf this got 1211 yall had a whole ass convo 😭

[dawn copper]

the power of fruit powerscaling

we even made a fruit tierlist

its in the pins lmao

[wild mortar]

@dawn copper pin dat

[dawn copper]

ok time to close shop

see you in the veggie battlefield

[ebon reef]

Being good

[nocturne moss]

Banana because uranium

[subtle nexus]

i feel like if you go low to hit the pumpkin user in the knee

your behind will be attacked by bananas

so there's a counter counter meta

[untold drum]

pineapple