stardust-crusaders

[rose topaz]

then why are you saying it

[neon sigil]

Like jojo07 said, 13 year old redditor

[wintry rampart]

ah

[rose topaz]

wrong

[wintry rampart]

wrong indeed

12 years old

[rose topaz]

nope

older

said it before

[wintry rampart]

13.5

[rose topaz]

i said above that age aswell

[neon sigil]

Quote from guy who says “I older”

[neon sigil]

13.51

[rose topaz]

age as in years

[minor knot]

outdated bio

[wintry rampart]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/503045718102114309/968493989525336094/ezgif-4-d342d1f6e4.gif

[minor knot]

lmao

[wintry rampart]

hello salad mate

[rose topaz]

are you talking to me

[minor knot]

yeah

[rose topaz]

i will stand with tf2 till the fucking end

it will never ever be outdated

[minor knot]

thats not what i meant

[calm urchin]

14.0

[rose topaz]

holy shit now you join as well

[calm urchin]

14.1

[neon sigil]

3

[rose topaz]

doesn't matter what i do people still oppose me

[neon sigil]

99?

[rose topaz]

shut the fuck up

[wintry rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-nerd-alert-meme-speech-bubble-glasses-gif-25033886

[calm urchin]

50

[wintry rampart]

in between the ages of 3-11

[neon sigil]

Lmao

[rose topaz]

this is why i don't talk to people

[calm urchin]

Chill out

[rose topaz]

no

never

[wintry rampart]

its a laugh

[calm urchin]

This all started because you called people cringe for finding pleasure in communities they like

Like a 13 year old 2019 Redditor

[rose topaz]

and you went in for no specific reason

[calm urchin]

Where’s the Thanos “I don’t even know who you are” reaction image when you need it

Oh they left

[minor knot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/360915680314261514/929823382210510908/horse.gif

[calm urchin]

That’s that then

[neon sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-i-dont-even-know-who-you-are-marvel-gif-15769006

Here

[calm urchin]

Thanks, although it’s a bit too late

[neon sigil]

I see

[neon sigil]

Me when redditor

[zenith herald]

LMFAO

[static swift]

Can Dio still be called Brando

I mean didn't he lose citizenship when he died

He just became DIO

[elder spire]

Part 1 Dio Brando ig
Part 3 DIO

[wintry rampart]

part 3 is still dio brando

[minor knot]

he is still the same person

[wintry rampart]

just called DIO to seperate

[minor knot]

his name is Dio Brando

[elder spire]

Yeah

[static swift]

Does it really matter tbh

[elder spire]

No

So

Why ask

[trail herald]

Radio and RaDio whats the different?

[zenith herald]

I have been laughing at this for like 10 minutes now

[grim timber]

fuck dio

no one likes him + ratio

[gloomy jolt]

same 💀

[minor knot]

its funny how he has one of the biggest jojos fanbases

[grim timber]

dont care hes bad no one likes him

[gloomy jolt]

Did you process what he said

[grim timber]

no im always right + dio is gay so extra points to me

[wintry rampart]

ok fotosyntes

tell me

are i-ladies hot

[grim timber]

whats i ladies

@wintry rampart

[wintry rampart]

I LADIES NUTS ON UR FACE

[elder spire]

Hot

[zenith herald]

[grim timber]

shut up you havent grown any balls yet

[elder spire]

That’s not how that works

[grim timber]

yes it does

[wintry rampart]

[grim timber]

hes 12, we're not the same.

[elder spire]

You can’t just grow balls

[brisk coyote]

not gonna say anything about this i need to bleach my entire brain

[wintry rampart]

yea i recommend that

[elder spire]

They’re there from birth

[grim timber]

you so funny youre a girl either wya you know nothing about boys

[elder spire]

HAHAHA

[grim timber]

ive studied the human body since i was born

dont mess with me.

[brisk coyote]

are you just here to be annoying and troll because you sound stupid

[elder spire]

I have a dick

Get fucked

[grim timber]

YOOOO

[gloomy jolt]

no shit

[grim timber]

no i like being here dont ban me pls

[elder spire]

[limber oar]

What a lazy troll 💀

[brisk coyote]

[grim timber]

ok im sorry

i take back everything ive said

[wintry rampart]

i dont

[gloomy jolt]

[grim timber]

youre based

[brisk coyote]

[wintry rampart]

penis

shut up

white name no roles

everyone point and laugh

[grim timber]

no.

[brisk coyote]

laugh

[eternal nest]

any other new JoJo fans here

[static swift]

@eternal nest your message history is... interesting

To say the least

[tepid apex]

I was always here

[hoary palm]

You're going to brazil

[vivid glen]

Ok

[clear bramble]

funny how anubis doesn't lose to the same trick twice

reminds me of joseph

[hardy ivy]

sometimes i remember Jotaro was 17 and had to go to school prior to All The Mess and how he was probably the most OP basketball player in the class

PE is all fun and games until you're matched against Jotaro in dodgeball and you remember you called him a dweeb once

[steel robin]

ariki: fuck it star platinum requiem for jotaro

[static swift]

And that was before he even had Star Platinum

[hardy ivy]

"Please use sports clothes instead of the uniform in PE you're gonna get hurt"

"no"

the hat stays on during dodgeball

[glass blaze]

My only question is how tf does his hair blend so good with his hat

[hardy ivy]

scratch that how tf does it stay on so well if its torn like that

[glass blaze]

hmm I never thought about that

[hardy ivy]

puts tinfoil hat on the hat is an alien lifeform that's been controlling him and that's why he went through that abrupt personality change prior to Stardust. In this essay i will-

[oblique crest]

#vento-aureo

[static swift]

In a future part this would make sense

[static swift]

Jotaro must reek

So must Kakyoin

And Polnareff and Abdul

They never change clothes and they crossed the desert with them

Joseph is the only who changed one or two times

[hardy ivy]

i like they at least poke jokes at it i didnt expect them to

[hardy ivy]

i can't believe DIO got beaten by a smelly sweaty 17 year old

[static swift]

Centenary vampire dominated by edgy sweatlord

[hardy ivy]

sweaty crusaders and the cloud of stink of high school changing rooms

god

[static swift]

When he takes of his Jacket it emits a cloud of steam

Anyone who inhales too much of it faints

That's his hidden ability

[hardy ivy]

he never takes it off thoufh

[static swift]

「Smoking In The Boys Room」

[hardy ivy]

HAHA

[static swift]

Like once

And he was forced to

[hardy ivy]

jotaro is like a reverse victorian lady he can't show even a square centimeter of skin or all the women in 15 mile radius spontaniously combust

[static swift]

Imagine if he ripped off his shirt like Sylvester Stallone or some shit

[hardy ivy]

Jotaro but he dramatically yeets the gakuran when shit gets real

[static swift]

He just goes

[hardy ivy]

okay that would be legit cool

but hey his desert attire may be dumb but you know whose is dumberer

i bet Pol is sunburt as hell and has had a heatstroke at least once

[static swift]

Why

Oh

Yeah

Kakyoin is just as bad if not worse than Jotaro

His jacket is closed

[hardy ivy]

and he doesnt cover his head

[static swift]

His hair is red wouldnt it also pack more heat

[hardy ivy]

not sure

but jotaro's black attire definitely does not help him

[static swift]

I know black and red are colours to avoid in the sun

[hardy ivy]

didn't know about the red

[static swift]

I can relate I have a terrible attire choice for the summer

[hardy ivy]

also if Kaky is naturally ginger/red (?) he's probably also easier burnt

[static swift]

Ginger japaneses are pretty rare

[hardy ivy]

Avdol is the only person decently equipped here

understandably

[static swift]

Yeah because he's Egyptian

[hardy ivy]

ahhh didnt know that

also Joseph wins w the hat

[static swift]

Joseph is literally Indiana Jones in P3, obviously he's a W

Joseph was Indiana Jones all along

P2 is Indiana Jones on steroïds

[hardy ivy]

kakyoin makes improvised hat out of tendrils

[static swift]

Of what

[hardy ivy]

hierophant

[static swift]

Oh yeah

[hardy ivy]

then again would that even work lmao

[static swift]

But hierophant would heat up too so L

[hardy ivy]

YEAH

[static swift]

But I mean in the desert they act like it's average spring temperature

The only time they really seem to be hot is during the sun arc

[hardy ivy]

when is SC happening again

[static swift]

1989

[hardy ivy]

time of the year

[static swift]

Huuuuuh

[hardy ivy]

like, season

[static swift]

Good question

[hardy ivy]

but then again idk on what rules deserts run

[static swift]

Some people are confused about how it starts in 1987 and ends in 1989

Stupid

DIO comes back in 1987

The main story takes place a few years later

[hardy ivy]

doesnt look like winter or autumn so i'd say either spring or summer

[static swift]

Yeah

But again all parts seems to take place in that timeframe

[hardy ivy]

jojos bizzare adventure but in winter

id love to see that

where its cold af but theyre still all wearing crop tops and titty windows

[limber oar]

Dio is found in 1983

[static swift]

Winter is only shown once during P4 (wont tell any details)

[hardy ivy]

thank you, not there yet

[static swift]

Then he had some time to adapt lmao

P2 doesn't count as winter

[limber oar]

The 1987 was a mistake I believe, and it was later corrected to 1988-1989

[static swift]

Part 2 has snow because it's in the alps

[hardy ivy]

ahhh right

i just looked up the no jacket jotaro to remember when that happened and ofc he still has that goddamn hat

[static swift]

Wait

How far are you in the story

I wonder what the strap on his undershirt is for

[hardy ivy]

so how do i explain this

i basically know what happens up to 6 because my brain is weird and rather than watch the damn thing went on youtube and wiki dives

i only started watching jojo properly pretty recently, i'm up until likeeeeee

shid

empress????

but i still know most of the fights

its weird but it works for me i guess

[static swift]

I got spoiled by memes

But I still enjoy it

[hardy ivy]

i never thought about that

but like the mans also has two belts and a random chain

[static swift]

The chain is purely cosmestic

I have one on my jacket too

[hardy ivy]

Diglett.

[static swift]

Reminds me of p2 joseph during the santana fight

[hardy ivy]

the strap looks purely cosmetic too

[static swift]

Yeah

Not very practical tho

Looks more annoying than anything

[hardy ivy]

he nerfs himself with his clothes to give enemies a chance

[static swift]

You wanna move and you've got this thing tugging on your shoulder

[hardy ivy]

i feel like the jacket isnt very easy to move in either

[static swift]

The more i look at his arms the weirder they look

[hardy ivy]

YEAH BEST NOT TO

but its like a trainwreck i cant stop

[static swift]

He looks like a gorilla

[hardy ivy]

mans muscles look like they aren't even a part of his body

cryptids: Jotaro but in a proper attire for moving around and fighting

[static swift]

Spongebob inflatable muscles

[hardy ivy]

jotaro opens jars for everyone

[static swift]

I can imagine that

[hardy ivy]

Joseph struggles with opening a jar for like two minutes Jotaro grabs it and opens it instantly

[static swift]

Joseph struggles because he's turning the wrong way

[hardy ivy]

YES

[static swift]

Teacher walks into class "i need 4 strong boys to help me here"

Jotaro stands up

"Or just 1"

[hardy ivy]

"Thank you!"
"Ugh whatever."
Jotaro, internally: i'm a strong boy :)

[little needle]

would Jotaro be a good boxer

no sp

[hardy ivy]

can imagine that

dude does not need sp to annihilate with a punch

[little needle]

bro survived being punched by the world so he would be a tank

[hardy ivy]

dude's a tank, has the punch of a truck and is also pretty damn fast

[median carbon]

yes

very

[hardy ivy]

jotaro's op

[static swift]

Jotaro isn't a tank, he's the whole armoured division

[little needle]

Jotaro has the most powerful armour in fiction
plot armour

[static swift]

The first 3 JoJos were physically OP

[little needle]

Jonathan is the strongest

[hardy ivy]

he loses plot armor by future parts and is still a menace

[static swift]

Jonathan is monstruous

[little needle]

bro has star platinum
araki stated it to be the strongest stand so yeah

till part 4 i think

[hardy ivy]

and also he's really smart so its like where's the weakpoint

... emotional intelligence

[static swift]

Jonathan was built like a GI Joe

[little needle]

bro is just emotionless

[hardy ivy]

nah he tries to be and it doesnt work

bottling your emotions is unhealthy, jotaro says and kicks another emotion bottle under the bed

[static swift]

Araki watched the Good The Bad And The Ugly and came up with Jotaro

[little needle]

my level 100 diglet coming to fight the eilte four
XD

[hardy ivy]

have you ever fought a Dugtrio those things are fast and hit like a truck

[little needle]

they are the ground so how????

[hardy ivy]

the ground is now lava

but unlike Jotaro digletts die easily at least

[little needle]

how does jotaro get the beautiful body

[hardy ivy]

You beat jotaro and he has 2 more health bars in the back

[little needle]

canned joestar blood
B+
very tasty to vampires
made of high quality men, Joseph is our main way of getting it

[hardy ivy]

nah pure rage

[static swift]

MF drinks rage spells

[hardy ivy]

teen angst

he has a built in dnd barbarian Rage

[little needle]

bro eats flintstone gummies and monster drink on the daily

[hardy ivy]

drinks a monster crushes the can into a ball

[static swift]

Eats the ball

[hardy ivy]

therapist: we'll work on the anger
jotaro: but that's my fuel
therapist:
therapist: not... not healthy

[hardy ivy]

not paying for his dentist appointment

would totally do it through Star to intimidate people though

[fallow kiln]

healthy for him physically

[hardy ivy]

i feel like when theres no fighting he just excuses himself, leaves and screams in the woods to let it all out

[wintry rampart]

I think so

[static swift]

I can hear SP screaming

[sour shadow]

yare yare

[cobalt pendant]

let me guess, attempting to roleplay?

[sour shadow]

No

[cobalt pendant]

okay, tried to make sure (rp is prohibited in this server)

[urban helm]

https://tenor.com/view/pantsu-pantsu-maru-mie-sign-language-polnareff-jojos-bizarre-adventures-gif-17629979

[static swift]

I hate that when you google an anime character half the results are disgustingly horny

What has the internet done to our homie Kakyoin

[fallow kiln]

how far are you scrolling

[static swift]

NOT EVEN THAT FAR

[hasty dome]

results are based on your search history

[fallow kiln]

horniest thing I see isn't even of kakyoin

[static swift]

You can't get me with that

I never google horny things

I'm not a horny individual

[fallow kiln]

source?

[static swift]

How do I erase wattpad from the surface of the world

It ALL comes from wattpad

It's ALWAYS wattpad

[hasty dome]

source?

[static swift]

Source:

[steady lily]

based

[wintry rampart]

Did Joesph stop using Hamon after part 2?

[minor knot]

no

he uses it a few times in part 3

In the first 2 episodes even

but he did stop training it after part 2

[wintry rampart]

Ohh yeah he did

I forgot he did

[median plank]

how did i know id see dounut

anyway im off now

bye

[hasty dome]

because it's a incredible overused lame joke

[fallow kiln]

what is mbti

[hasty dome]

personality test?

[fallow kiln]

oh

is the answer cardboard

[median plank]

Same as the rengoku joke

[eternal nest]

wym

[umbral portal]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-jjba-jotaro-jtr-jojo-jotaro-gif-21795935

[versed marsh]

I found these cuties on pinterest

[umbral portal]

Polnaraff

[versed marsh]

He's too pure

[wintry rampart]

do not hurt the kakoyin, he is sleeping

[versed marsh]

He is sleeping with his cherry plushie

[minor knot]

I will punch a giant fucking hole through him

😈

[wintry rampart]

and i will tear your eyes out and then eat them

[wintry rampart]

I thought this was rice no cap

[versed marsh]

AT FIRST SAME

[wintry rampart]

💀💀

[versed marsh]

But these are
Y'know
Stuff you put in cages for bunnies or hamsters

[wintry rampart]

Ik lmfao my sister used to have a fat lil rat for a pet

🐧

[versed marsh]

My friend had a bunny

AND HIS HAMSTER D1ED BECAUSE OF MY FRIEND'S BROTHER OR CAT

[wintry rampart]

Lmfao damn why u think his brother 💀😭

[near star]

@wintry rampart, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[versed marsh]

He is 2 or 3 y/o

[wintry rampart]

Lmao dayum

[versed marsh]

And not so smart

[sterile holly]

Whats the name of jotaros theme?

[minor knot]

Stardust Crusaders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFjE5A4UAJI

[static swift]

Just thought about something

Kakyoin was a social outcast as a child

But he probably wasnt bullied either

Imagine

You try to mess with the awkward kid

And boom an invisible thing just smacks the shit out of you

[wintry rampart]

Last minute backstory before character dies in an attempt to make audience feel bad before something tragic happens to them moment

[static swift]

Unrelated: Iggy's early design was less terrifying than when he started looking human

Human looking Iggy is downright uncanny to me

[barren crown]

Oof

[oblique crest]

Jotaro be like : No, you don't.

[barren crown]

FR

He’s like nope not today

[bright lance]

What

[barren crown]

Huh

[cerulean sierra]

FUN FACT:

DIO would've won if he didn't get so cocky and talk to Jotaro almost every timestop

am i right?

[wintry rampart]

He could've punched a hole through his chest like with kakyoin instead of doing punch barrages to jotaro after taking Joseph's blood

And instead of throwing knives

[plucky matrix]

Also why didn't he just send all his hired stand users at the same time? Like???

[chrome beacon]

not in character methinks

[cerulean sierra]

thats because, DIO is dumb

[brisk coyote]

not sure , Dio needed time to get stronger

[cerulean sierra]

well, he did only have a single moment where DIO actually broke some bones in Jotaro's body

[brisk coyote]

yea but i mean his body was still somehow was able to move but i mean its JoJo

[chrome beacon]

jojo moment

[cerulean sierra]

also, Jotaro was already squished during roada roller da

so how did he time stop?

[brisk coyote]

no he stopped time at the last second

it literally says it

hold up

[cerulean sierra]

no, he wouldve been squished soon as he said it.

[brisk coyote]

it says it here, even though its the colored fantranslation

[cerulean sierra]

Dang, youre right

but still

WAIT

[chrome beacon]

facts, but no

[cerulean sierra]

why didnt DIO just bring all of the guys with him during the fight?

[chrome beacon]

cause it’s fuckin dio

[cerulean sierra]

well,

yeah

but the fight would've been shorter

[near star]

@cerulean sierra, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[cerulean sierra]

like,

also,

oh shit,

[lilac aspen]

he has too much pride, also them all being in the same room with him could end up with him being overthrown

even dio couldn't stand much of a chance against like 20 stand users at once

[cerulean sierra]

and that means..

enemy stand users fighting enemy stand users

[fallow kiln]

just bring them in in groups of like 3 or something

and then send them to the same location

[lilac aspen]

he did do groups of 2 with hol horse and j geil, and oingo and boingo

with mixed results

[fallow kiln]

oingo and boingo just suck!!!

hol horse and j Geil might have worked if polnareff was alone?

[cerulean sierra]

yeah

[near star]

@cerulean sierra, Your Stand Rank is now level 5 !

[cerulean sierra]

oingo and boinga were useless

[lilac aspen]

hol horse and j geil were a very strong combo

[fallow kiln]

yes

[lilac aspen]

but kakyoin actually did a smart move by going after j geil

while hol horse did fucking nothing

[fallow kiln]

I think j geil on his own is pretty strong

[cerulean sierra]

and did the joestar technique

[fallow kiln]

well unless maybe you know his trick

[cerulean sierra]

j.geil is good

if they're in a mirror maze

if the enemy is in a mirror maze

[lilac aspen]

hol horse was chillin in the street for like 20 mins waiting for kakyoin and polnareff to come back

[cerulean sierra]

also

why isn't j.geil in eoh

[fallow kiln]

too ugly

[lilac aspen]

'you think they're going after my teammate that's hiding in the direction they're going to? naaaahhhhhhh imma just wait here until they come back'

[lilac aspen]

would be tricky to make his animations and moveset

there aren't mirrors in every stage

[fallow kiln]

maybe he brings a mirror with him

[cerulean sierra]

and make hanged man even move.

[lilac aspen]

also how would the opponent interact with a stand that goes at the speed of light

[fallow kiln]

or like he splashes water around to make more reflections

[cerulean sierra]

hehe,

idk

[fallow kiln]

make him go at the speed of snail

[cerulean sierra]

nah

it'll be hard to make j.geil model anyways

[lilac aspen]

hanged_man.jpeg slowly drifting across the screen

[cerulean sierra]

wait

what if j.geil just sits in the sky

[fallow kiln]

🙏

[cerulean sierra]

but yeah

what if..

RED -

what if ...

jouta kujo was in eoh

[autumn valley]

I may sound stupid but hear me out

[rose topaz]

your name is joestar licker

[autumn valley]

what if joseph used hermit purple like a whip

[cerulean sierra]

yes.

YES....

[shut cloak]

‘Joestar licker’

[limber oar]

Isn’t the whole point that he uses it kinda like how Indiana Jones uses his whip

[autumn valley]

uhhhhh

i forgor

[cerulean sierra]

if jotaro was able to fly during the dio fight

[limber oar]

Like, that’s kinda why Joseph has that whole Indiana Jones themes with his outfit and stand

[rose topaz]

he wasn't

[cerulean sierra]

HE COULD'VE JUST FLEW TO EGYPT

[rose topaz]

it was for just to make it more dramatic

[wintry rampart]

it wasnt flying

[limber oar]

He was using his stand to push himself of the ground by punching it etc.

[wintry rampart]

stand jumping

[cerulean sierra]

stand jumping?

[rose topaz]

technically he was flying but it was just to make it more dramatic

[cerulean sierra]

S T A N D J U M P I N G ?

[shut cloak]

Yeah, it literally wasn’t flying.

[rose topaz]

it isn't canon that they were flying

[wintry rampart]

pushing himself off ground

[cerulean sierra]

when i watched it

[fallow kiln]

he should have just had his stand carry him

[cerulean sierra]

im just confused

[fallow kiln]

carry them all the way to Egypt

[limber oar]

It was made to look like flying in the anime, it’s less like that in the manga

[cerulean sierra]

yeah

[rose topaz]

yeah

[cerulean sierra]

also

if heirophant green can carry their user

JUST CARRY THEM TO EGYPT, ITS NOT THAT HARD

[shut cloak]

Bro dio and jotaro fall so fuckin’ slow smh

[rose topaz]

0 gravity

dio used creative mode

so did jotaro

[cerulean sierra]

"Where did our road roller go?"

"I don't know, some flying guy just took it."

[rose topaz]

this is mine now

[cerulean sierra]

Where did DIO even get the road roller?

in the time span of..

5 seconds i think

[shut cloak]

Wouldn’t dio just cause a giant traffic jam, just because he left that god damn road roller in the middle of the road.

[rose topaz]

dio after 10 hours

7 seconds have passed

[cerulean sierra]

he would

a massive gridlock

[rose topaz]

nah dude all the people were erased for the fight except for the speedwagon foundation

[autumn valley]

wait was gravity stopped with time? or did dio just jump really high

[cerulean sierra]

i wonder how the guy will explain the missing road roller to his bpss.

[shut cloak]

They both jumped real high

[cerulean sierra]

boss*

[rose topaz]

it would make sense if gravity wouldn't exist in stopped time

[cerulean sierra]

"SOME RIPPED, BLONDE, GUY JUST STOLE IT OUT OF NOWHERE."

[rose topaz]

yeah but every male guy above the age of 16 is buff in sc

[cerulean sierra]

yeah,

also,

the world should be able to..

also,

[rose topaz]

i've seen this meme like 50000 times

[shut cloak]

Damn.

[rose topaz]

where did you steal this

[cerulean sierra]

idk,

[limber oar]

#anime-jojokes

[cerulean sierra]

google, since im too tired to scroll through the deep depths of shitpost-crusaders

[shut cloak]

Everyone went real fucking quiet.

[cerulean sierra]

damn

the entire server is fucking quiet

[rose topaz]

DAMN

i just had such a good idea for a meme

[cerulean sierra]

what is it?

[rose topaz]

imagine dio uses a rock to flatten caesar like with the roadroller

[cerulean sierra]

Oh god.

[shut cloak]

Dio in part 2?!1!1!1

[cerulean sierra]

CAESAAARRRRRRR

[autumn valley]

oh no.

[cerulean sierra]

i have a perfect idea for a meme'

[rose topaz]

technically yeah

[cerulean sierra]

i like this j o j o guy

and all the other jobros

be like dont do it

[cobalt pendant]

you are at part 3 chat, think

[cerulean sierra]

well,

yes, i am

[cobalt pendant]

there is a certain rule, y'know?

[cerulean sierra]

yes

[limber oar]

Delete, no future characters

[cerulean sierra]

yeah, yeah

[autumn valley]

being a jobro may seem good but then ur body turns into a donut

[near star]

@autumn valley, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[cerulean sierra]

also, you die.

[cobalt pendant]

and it has no tolerance, because making exceptions for it would be wonky or even exploitable

[shut cloak]

Except a certain character.

[rose topaz]

kakyoin deserved better

[cerulean sierra]

well his parents, and jotaro didnt even know he died

[rose topaz]

his parents might have died

[limber oar]

I’m sure Jotaro figured it out after the fight

[cerulean sierra]

well,

yeah, probabaly

[limber oar]

And his parents would know eventually too

[cerulean sierra]

they didnt

[rose topaz]

if they didn't die

there is a chance

[cerulean sierra]

also

[rose topaz]

since kakyoin got controlled by dio in his vacation

[limber oar]

Yes, his parents never learned that their son died so they just thought he was on a trip forever

[cerulean sierra]

you know the spiderman mythic from fortnite?

[autumn valley]

i love how parents in animes just dont care

[rose topaz]

me when anime parent

[cerulean sierra]

yeah, thats what acdol became

but yeah

[rose topaz]

acdol

[cerulean sierra]

spider-doul

spider-dol

[autumn valley]

like imagine being sick and ur son is like ok i go to eyggpt now byyyye

[cerulean sierra]

but fr

and plus

if jotaro said how kakyoin died

the conversation would be like

"Your son has been donuted by some gay vampire"

"Silly! Vampires don't exist."

[shut cloak]

Damn all the chats are fucking dead

[cerulean sierra]

i once searched on google..

sigh

it said yes.

[fallow kiln]

future part character...

[shut cloak]

I saw a meme about that.

[near star]

@shut cloak, Your Stand Rank is now level 4 !

[cerulean sierra]

now to delete this so i can erase it from my mind

im just staring like

"SO?

dang

[fallow kiln]

stop mentioning future part stuff

bruh

[cerulean sierra]

dude, its hard

[fallow kiln]

it's not

[limber oar]

Jfc

[cerulean sierra]

well for me it is

[fallow kiln]

you could have literally said any other part 3 character or something

or moved to a different channel

[cerulean sierra]

hmmmmm

correct

[shut cloak]

Maybe you should probably just move to overall discussion

[wintry rampart]

pillar men chad

[autumn valley]

Wait why is the chain part of school uniform

[cerulean sierra]

I have no clue

"Teacher, I can explain why the 50 day trip to egypt was important"

[autumn valley]

Yo

yall know how what ever damage stans take the user takes

if u tell a stand somin like screw u will the user feel the emotional damage

[limber oar]

Yeah

Probably not? Cause usually the stand isn’t a separate sentience so it doesn’t really feel anything aside from what the user feels ig so you’d have to say it to the user

[wintry rampart]

its not

he obviously works in a chain factory and has to represent

[static swift]

Part 2 Joseph would've bagged DIO the moment he met him

[wintry rampart]

Yass queeen💅

[vapid zodiac]

hi im new to this server

[cobalt pendant]

okay, and you already broke a rule

no spam

[wintry rampart]

this is the longest part

[gloomy jolt]

its the 3rd shortest part manga-wise lol

[lilac aspen]

part 2 jotaro or part 3 jotaro

[limber oar]

And the longest anime wise for some reason 💀💀💀

[gloomy jolt]

yea

[wintry rampart]

Part 2 Jotaro looks better

[lilac aspen]

i agree

i love the colors and artstyle way more

he's much more vibrant and softer

[fresh harness]

I really like how jotaro looks in the part 2 art style ngl, kinda miss that style from time to time

[crimson moss]

Part 2 jotaro looks cool af

[fresh harness]

He does look pretty cool

[narrow nymph]

Yare yare daze

[wintry rampart]

part 3 old jotaro i think

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-jjba-jojos-bizarre-adventures-smoke-fire-gif-16022083

[hardy ivy]

he either looks 40 in the ova or really cool or both

personally im an ova star platinum enjoyer

[pine sequoia]

I think I did a good job

[pearl stirrup]

Even tho p2 is barely visible, he still looks badass

[wintry rampart]

yo

[brisk coyote]

wrong channel my friend, character from the next part also gimme that name also it would be Perfect Cell from Dbz

[cobalt pendant]

there is a certain rule prohibiting "future part mentions"

names, implied events, everything

it is strict, because making exceptions would be wonky

also this is a discussion channel you are at, to #anime-jojokes it gos

[tight ledge]

The best scene from the OVA

[prime juniper]

i have a polnareff outfit for like 100 sm rblx I can dm u it

[cerulean sierra]

If vampires don't have reflection how does DIO have a reflection

[minor knot]

because the body is still mostly human

since its jonathans

[cerulean sierra]

oh, well you make sense

It's rare to see Jotaro smiling

[hardy ivy]

Advil is my favourite stardust crusader

[wintry rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-jjba-jojos-bizarre-adventures-smoke-fire-gif-16022083

[wintry rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-my-eyes-cant-unsee-burn-gif-7225082

[gloomy jolt]

MY EYYYES

[versed marsh]

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SUFFER WITH ME NOW

[oblique crest]

wait jotaro was in part2?

p2 artstyle still looks better tho

joseph looks better in p2

the old one

[minor knot]

very end of episode 26 post credit scene

[wintry rampart]

Cool

[hollow current]

Can I post some art I found on Pinterest here

[brisk coyote]

No but there is an art channel i think

[hollow current]

Do the hashtag thing to the channel then please

[brisk coyote]

ok, hang on, yea what Kite said

[gloomy jolt]

If it's JoJo-related and isn't made by you, post it in #jojo-fanart
If it's not jojo-related and isn't made by you, post it in #other-artworks
If it's made by you, post it in #your-works

[crisp orchid]

wait omg that's so cute

[cerulean sierra]

MY FUCKING EYES, YOU BURNT THEM TO A CIRSP

[near star]

@cerulean sierra, Your Stand Rank is now level 7 !

[cerulean sierra]

crisp*

[proven gate]

Too smooth

[proven gate]

Ngl its cute

[proven gate]

Tomoko is really damn lucky smashin that

[wintry rampart]

can't mention a future part character

[wintry rampart]

lmao thought a level 30 would understand and know the rules by now

[clear bramble]

anyone got valid sources on the Heritage for the Future arcade cabinets?

[proven gate]

Nah

[fast shadow]

Finished stardust crusaders yesterday.
Was pretty sick overall.
Very well done man.

I mean I haven’t read the manga so that I can compare it to that but still - was very impressed.

[blissful pasture]

im not gonna read the manga to any jojo part

i dont have time to read to be honest

i love reading

[minor knot]

jojo manga isnt that long

[blissful pasture]

but the only time i get to read is at school to be honest

[minor knot]

except for parts 7 and 8

[blissful pasture]

part 3 isnt long?

[minor knot]

part 3 is the 3rd shortest part

the anime fucked the pacing

[blissful pasture]

ah

in the anime its the longest part

i got insulted by someone with simp and wiki reader in their name

earlier

no problem though

[fast shadow]

I don’t mind reading the Manga but after watching the AOT anime then reading the manga and seeing that it had minimal (almost no difference at all) it felt like a waste of time.
Maybe with JoJo that’s not the case?

Looks like the manga has been releasing stateside in nice volumes over the years - now its at Golden Wind volume 5 which will drop some time next year.
Golden Wind will have its own box set just like all the other parts before it, once its been completed.

Damn - not sure I’d have the bookshelf space for all those.

[crystal monolith]

Jotaro

[near star]

@crystal monolith, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[crystal monolith]

No eyes or mouth anger

Yet

[heavy laurel]

Ok

[crimson moss]

This channel is for discussions btw, you can send that in #art-discussion if you haven’t finished and #your-works for the finished piece

Anyways I rewatched the oingo boingo episode and realized oingo hummed the outro once

[viral maple]

jojo reference in jojo

also hello

[crimson moss]

DIANE

[viral maple]

https://tenor.com/view/polnareff-jojos-bizarre-adventure-jojokes-jojo-gif-11231169

[crimson moss]

Volume up

[viral maple]

I like Polnacanon

[crimson moss]

Same

I once laughed for 5 minutes watching the reverse version

[viral maple]

it's real

[crimson moss]

It is

[jovial helm]

i think kakyoin is the best crusader

https://tenor.com/view/kakyoin-noriaki-noriaki-kakyoin-my-beloved-jojo-gif-20253715

[limber oar]

Same

[jovial helm]

!

https://tenor.com/view/kakyoin-jojo-jjba-noriaki-tenmei-gif-20366158

[hasty dome]

cardboard cutout

[uncut quest]

https://tenor.com/view/polnareff-jojos-bizarre-adventure-jojokes-jojo-gif-11231169

[fallow kiln]

[limber oar]

Agreed but he’s a cardboard cutout i love

[wintry rampart]

Polnareff, Jotaro, Joseph and Iggy are better

[wintry rampart]

The real best crusader

[jovial helm]

No

[gloomy jolt]

yes

[hasty dome]

true

[uncut quest]

True

[hardy ivy]

Im not through all of SC but i really like all crusaders so far tbh

[oblique crest]

polnareff is the best imo

and joseph

[hardy ivy]

polnareff had to grow on me a little but i like him

i genuinely cant really rank them by how much i like them tbh

[oblique crest]

Jotaro only punches

[hardy ivy]

not through fully tho so ill wait until then

[oblique crest]

he never talks

[hardy ivy]

nah i like jotaro a lot

[oblique crest]

abdul is the Wiki of the gang

[hardy ivy]

i feel like i'm one of the five avdol fans

[oblique crest]

Polnareff is the french funny guy

Kakyoin Is the guy who likes jotaro's mother

[hardy ivy]

any crusader: h
me: i wish i was your friend

kaky is great

[oblique crest]

which ep are you on?

[kind dust]

it makes me laugh when someone calls Kakyoin 'kak' or 'kaky'

[oblique crest]

kakayoin

[kind dust]

that's even worse :d

it means poop in my native language

[hardy ivy]

empress

[hardy ivy]

in mine too why do you think i use it

[oblique crest]

in mine too

💀

[wintry rampart]

Jotaro is a good character

[hardy ivy]

i was a kid when i came across naruto you can imagine how learning of kakashi's existence went

hehe kakat

anyway

[wintry rampart]

Classic oversimplification of a character to make them look bad

[hardy ivy]

based

Jotaro is a lot more than that, he just doesn't spell it out

[fallow kiln]

what language

[oblique crest]

he is like that in part 3 tho

[wintry rampart]

Easily the best part 3 character other than Polnareff

[wintry rampart]

His stand is like that

[hardy ivy]

and there are less emotive/interesting main cast stands as well lmao

im sorry im doing you like that magicians red i love you so much but alas all you do is chicken noises

[median carbon]

polnareff only cuts stuff

he doesn't do anything

[hardy ivy]

but he's also pretty funny while cutting stuff

[static swift]

Polnareff is the comedy relief

[wintry rampart]

Still has one of the coolest stands tho

[hardy ivy]

Chariot is cool but i think the other main cast stands are cooler

maybe except hermit

[wintry rampart]

Can’t mention future part stuff

[static swift]

Silver chariot reminds of the painkiller album cover

[oblique crest]

i didnt said the name

[wintry rampart]

This is part 3 chat sir

[hardy ivy]

i do think chariot is a very cool stand theres just something very fun about Sword

and thats not sarcastic

[limber oar]

You mentioned a character being in a future part, that’s arguably more of a spoiler than saying the name of a character

[oblique crest]

we all know polnareff is alive in part 3 tho

[hardy ivy]

but in terms of the most interesting main cast stand i gotta say Hierophant

[oblique crest]

so its possible him being in part 5

[fallow kiln]

and?

[hardy ivy]

youre just trying to talk yourself out of it

[oblique crest]

fine ill just delete it

[fallow kiln]

it's still a spoiler

[limber oar]

Thanks

[wintry rampart]

Fair

[hardy ivy]

its fine

ya

[wintry rampart]

Hierophant is really cool

[white geyser]

Ora ora ora(is jotaro here)

[hardy ivy]

as much as i love sp gotta give it to tentacly melon

[limber oar]

No roleplay

[minor knot]

no roleplaying

[white geyser]

K

[fallow kiln]

sp is pretty cool

[wintry rampart]

The best part 3 stand is obviously

[oblique crest]

i can imagine that being dub name

[wintry rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/the-world-stand-stats-the-world-jo-jo-gif-22032604

[oblique crest]

and sp stands for sit plant?

[hardy ivy]

i still think the world looks like a piece of cheese im sorry

[wintry rampart]

The World looks dope

[hardy ivy]

suplex pokemon

[fallow kiln]

only tiny thing I have with it is why the fuck isn't it platinum

[wintry rampart]

One of my fav stand designs

[fallow kiln]

but that's more of a jokey thing

[hardy ivy]

i mean the purple -kinda- can be read as platinum ig??? idk man

[fallow kiln]

though I do wonder why

[fallow kiln]

[oblique crest]

star purple

[hardy ivy]

i always liked to think the gem/pearl/thingy in its diadem is the platinum

[fallow kiln]

I guess the cloth thing is kind of platinum

[limber oar]

This part has cool and interesting stands but it’s obvious stands were still a new concept and Araki didn’t know how creative/complex to be.

[hardy ivy]

star platinum undies

[static swift]

Jojo characters really love diadems

[limber oar]

Imo

[white geyser]

Anyway does anyone find star platinum attractive

[hardy ivy]

cant blame them its stylish

[white geyser]

Cuz I do

[static swift]

Kars, DIO, Vanilla Ice, SP

They all have one

[limber oar]

Hierophant Green is a personal favourite of mine, and Cream

[hardy ivy]

Star is jotaro but L A R G E so

[static swift]

@white geyser bro 💀

[white geyser]

You can't blame me

[hardy ivy]

but not really

i just think its a nice design

like buddy thats a ghost

[static swift]

Star changes size occasionally

[white geyser]

Look at him

[hardy ivy]

cream is freaky

[static swift]

But the Steely Dan arc showed that stand sizes aren't fixed

[wintry rampart]

The World’s design >

[hardy ivy]

i like that tidbit tbh

fun things you can do with that

not that jojo did

but yk

[white geyser]

I love him too

[hardy ivy]

sorry mando i respect you but i gotta disagree

[fallow kiln]

but can you make them bigger

[static swift]

Does that mean someone determined enough could summon a huge version of their stand

[hardy ivy]

one thing i dont get is why the world has a scuba tank

like i love it

but

[fallow kiln]

uh

[hardy ivy]

dio secret diving passion?

[oblique crest]

no Star is jonathan joestar /s

[fallow kiln]

I mean

[static swift]

Because he's been too long in the midnight sea

[hardy ivy]

don't you dare

[white geyser]

Ye

[fallow kiln]

no sun when you're deep in the sea

[wintry rampart]

Cus it looks cool 😎

[hardy ivy]

oh the sea

[fallow kiln]

[hardy ivy]

you got me there

[oblique crest]

bc he was in sea for years

he got sp at part 3

and btw spoiler

[hardy ivy]

that was a spoiler wasnt it

ya

i deleted it

sorry dudes

[fallow kiln]

symbolizes the fact he gets to “breathe again” (get out of the coffin after like 100 years)

or something

[hardy ivy]

and also it looks cool

[fallow kiln]

maybe some deep meaning we don't get

😔

or araki likes diving

[hardy ivy]

i do like that SP and TW have their users eyes thats p cool

i know a lot of stands have that but still

[oblique crest]

we don't get it like we dont get bitches

[hardy ivy]

OOF

[fallow kiln]

true..

[hardy ivy]

you deboned me like a fish

[limber oar]

But also one of the most interesting stands imo

[hardy ivy]

and most terrifying

just SWOOP and just like that you're gone

[limber oar]

Exactly

[hardy ivy]

given more stands can kinda instakill you when you don't know what they do but this one is 👌

orb of ded

[static swift]

Especially since DIO can't count for shit

Oh ya mean cream

Yeah Cream is one of the OP stands

[hardy ivy]

i wouldnt call it OP since iirc the user is blind while using it

[static swift]

You can't even hit it

[hardy ivy]

but def one of the very strong ones

[static swift]

You have to take him by surprise

[hardy ivy]

its similar to Yellow Temperance that its invincible unless you get creative/smart about it

[karmic verge]

Still OP

[oblique crest]

the stand itself is op

[umbral portal]

I watch JoJo for the plot

[umbral portal]

No reaction?

[cobalt pendant]

_ _

[umbral portal]

JoJo characters got bootay

Especially old Joseph and Suzie Q

[wintry rampart]

clearly edited

[umbral portal]

Lisa Lisa also got some nice mama 🅱️ootay

[wintry rampart]

strange

[hardy ivy]

obviously dio's ass is better.

and i don't even like ass

[wintry rampart]

weird

https://tenor.com/view/dio-gif-19028505

Hottest jojo character

Probably drippiest too

[fallow kiln]

nah

part 6 mc

hottest

[wintry rampart]

Maybe

[hardy ivy]

valid

actually now that i think abt it, 100% correct

[umbral portal]

Santana also has some nice 🅱️uttcheeks

[hardy ivy]

Santana's buttcheeks are gonna eat you if you get too close

[brisk coyote]

?

[umbral portal]

And Mariah

[hardy ivy]

sus sub

[umbral portal]

Ahmahng ahs

Sahs

[static swift]

And

[near star]

@static swift, Your Stand Rank is now level 14 !

[static swift]

Our boy

Porunareffeu

This can technically count as a M. Polnareff reference

In the 70s, Michel Polnareff showed his ass on a live tour poster

Lots of people got pissed off

They couldn't handle how thicc he was

(Source: Polnarévolution, 1972)

[umbral portal]

His 🅱️uttcheeks I swear

[slate tendon]

jojo reference

[static swift]

Everything from the beggining of time is a jojo reference

[neon sigil]

@lilac aspen make this disappear like this user's father

thank you my good sir

[heavy laurel]

Hi guys

[molten siren]

Hi

[heavy laurel]

Sorry my friend dare me to pick this pfp

[heavy laurel]

This is my fucking pfp

[near star]

@heavy laurel, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[wintry rampart]

ok?

[wintry rampart]

Understandable

[distant wing]

[warped temple]

polnareff too fit

[craggy parcel]

best part?

[minor knot]

no

[craggy parcel]

which one is better?

[minor knot]

part 3 is good but 4,6,7 and 8 are better

[craggy parcel]

4 is better?

[minor knot]

somewhat

[craggy parcel]

idk 4 and 6 i think are kinda doodoo can’t talk about part 7 or 8 bc i haven’t read them b it i’ve heard part 7 is really good

[minor knot]

part 6 anime aint over yet so you will see that its not doodoo

[craggy parcel]

i’ve read like halfway of the manga

[minor knot]

the anime will change your opinion

[craggy parcel]

ok also when is the next batch of episodes coming out?

[minor knot]

sep 1st

[dense briar]

The anime for it is really freaking intense

[near star]

@dense briar, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[dense briar]

lesgoooo

[gray yoke]

very looking forward to the third batch of stone ocean

the one after this one

[wintry rampart]

But a large margin

Tho I’m biased cus 4 is like my second or third fav part

Kinda tied with 7 for me

[wintry rampart]

Plus its protag is one of my fav jojo characters

[hasty dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/polnareff-my-beloved-gif-22512936

[wintry rampart]

Ong

[shadow jungle]

This is reversed right?

[wintry rampart]

Yeet

[wraith steppe]

Slayed

[granite osprey]

omg asmodeus like from helluva boss

[wintry rampart]

Maid

[wintry rampart]

Hmmmm

huh

[elder spire]

Hmm

[umbral portal]

🅱️ig and 🅱️eefy

[crisp orchid]

agreed

[tight ledge]

It’s also fine but I prefer kakyoin and jotaro smiling

[wintry rampart]

fair enough

[steel stump]

https://tenor.com/view/dio-succ-not-gay-gif-21369738

[wintry rampart]

strange

[calm urchin]

No

[steel stump]

https://tenor.com/view/hee-hee-beetle-stag-beetle-large-beetle-beetle-love-gif-21759465

tower of gray

[calm urchin]

[wintry rampart]

that is a funny lil gif

[hardy ivy]

what a pretty insect

[mint relic]

i hate beetles

i guess it looks cool but they make me nervous