#stardust-crusaders
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polnareff is the best character AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
And?
That is true
Like where there was a debate
He's best boy
Jotaro: I've slept 13 hours over the course of a month and I am on the verge of having a nervous breakdown.
bites into a rock
Jotaro: And this is not a bagel.
D-depressed?
I don't see the depressed
I see stoic with an angry front but who actually cares about his friends and family
a caring son with a delinquent front
That one also works
hot-take, joseph should have fought alessi
Ice cold take
True
😲
it still would have been cool to see young joeseph beat the shit out of alessi
this is true.
Facts
it would be better then 9 year old beats grown man
That also lmao
@cerulean bison, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !
And seeing hamon get some use again
Besides from the times when joeseph trys to use it and it fails
it was used
It just doesn't work on stands
And the effects on humans are okayish
It can knock people out and kill them as well
A) When did it kill anyone
B) an instant knock out for a scumfuck like Alessi is meeeh
Joseph avoided using Hamon on Suzie Q because it would have killed her because of the impact it would have on her heart, so they had to do that negative and positive Hamon stuff.
Alessi is also just a regular human so it should still knock him out like the guy who tried hijacking the plane
Why are you bringing up the knocking out thing when I said that'd just be disappointing for a scum bag like Alessi
Also valid point forgot about that scene where they couldn't use it on Suzi cuz it'd kill her
Joseph predicted what a dog would say.
🗿
I think he's truly reached peak character.
Imagine doing this on an exam. “The answer to the next question will be...”
Multiple choice B
😲
wait.
you're on to something 🗿
oh wait Joseph predicts what they say and do by their actions and how they look I think, so Joseph would probably just analyze the question.
I think. or maybe there's something else. 🗿
Wtf
He can analyze a question but not fly a plane
yes
says who? 
says me 
Oh wow I never noticed this
ME NEITHER-
The new trendy dance move
@woven jetty, Your Hamon Rank is now level 19 !
🗿
he has the proportions of gru from despicable me but his entire body is mutated
They can
"imagine if"
Or a midwife...
lol
Is stardust crusaders better enjoyed as a manga or anime?
manga is faster but it kinda feels like enemy stands come and go super quick, the anime does a better job at pacing it imo. also the OST really sets the tone
How come there's barely a good female in the first three jojo parts
tru
Lisa Lisa, Erina, Mariah is cool, Suzie Q
Holly
Dang so many milfs
Why wasn't speedwagon mentioned
He is Best girl
Your meme privileges, hand them over

You think I am memeing erik
I was being real

Yeah I legit forgot that was his first name
Because I am super used to calling him Speedwagon
Onegaishimasu!
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Uhm, look at me, im a minimod

wake up
Sleep 

yes
brooss
Best bros
yes
bestest bros
I love them
wakey wakey

Djfiekf I wanna do that too
why
It's cool
I've done that


What happened
yes
Hey anyone think that Holly is such great mom
yea
She's best mom
Part 5 has the best mom
Yep holy best mom
suzi q is a great mom too
Thats true
👈
She didn't even take care of Joseph

Suzi Q is better

What the fuck is going on here
im saying Suzi Q is a better mom than Lisa Lisa
True
thank you
na
Lisa lisa left Joseph when he was a baby
I mean she left him for a good reason
But as a character
Lisa lisa> suzi
But still she never called or anything
This is the truth
This is not even up for debate
maybe will be
ew spaces between emotes
you again
he is not best boi
im not saying their name
its a spoiler
but you know who
who do you mean
m o n k e
and theyre referencing Master Oogway
i know
indeed
m o n k e
...
monke is the most powerful character
🧢
A few weeks ago, I came across a blank VHS tape, and it gave me the idea to record half of Part 1 on it. Unfortunately, when I did it, I found out that the DP anime wasn't compatible with such a format, and cropping it to 4:3 would require me to resub it and I don't have time to do that, so I decided to record the A.P.P.P. OVA on the tape instead.
At first I thought it was supposed to be a Creepypasta story
Even if there was a creepypasta on that thing, it was already taped over
Twice or maybe even thrice
STAR PLATINUM
This question has been plauging my head for a while
could star platinum beat cream?
With time stop probably
Just wait for him to peek out
Stop time
Kill him/knock him out
Ik that's a joke
But god I also know somebody somewhere would think that's unironically how it works
Lmfaoo
Ive also been thnking, could any stand in part 3 without timestop or someone else helping them beat cream?, besides from death 13
underrated part
just finished rewatching it today and I trolled my friend over ||Kakyoins death||
shit was hilarious
is there a reason they wear hearts like people in dios like court thingy?
Court?
Is stardust crusaders going to get better
I don't like the stand stuff I prefer Hamon
I dont think there's a specific reason, Araki just likes it
then you're gonna be disappointed with the rest of the series
Yeah from here on out hamon becomes an afterthought
Hamon is never mentioned after p3
Hamon is never mentioned after p3
@fallen spoke It is once
basically never
Once is not never 
it basically is 

p3 doesn't have a lot of good stands so depending on where you are in it it'll take a bit for you to like them
p3 doesn't have a lot of good stands so depending on where you are in it it'll take a bit for you to like them
@fallen spoke Wdym by good?
like memorable
Me who can't read replies:
@round lion, Your Hamon Rank is now level 2 !
I mean memorable
Rip Hamon 
To be honest, I prefer Hamon over stands.
y
stands are better, but hamon in part one was so fucking muda
Hamon in part 2 tho
Stands are definitely more developed as time goes by, but Hamon was pretty hype
Jonathan + Hamon + Overlapping Destinies fading into the background = peak fiction and kino
in part 2 at least
same
kino?
The highest tier of artistry in motion pictures. Kino is above all the other categories (Joints, Flicks, Movies, Film, and Cinema).
What
dio's downfall was literally a fly
kakyoin's too much?
If only he killed it
someone typr a whole paragraph on what would've changed if he killed it
Yes. Followed by ||Joseph dying but only kinda|| where we had to stop for a few hours
@brazen hare, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !
After that I bought in a donut and said haha look it's kakyoin
then you broke up?
Only briefly
no
what if dio over heaven fought dio over heaven who would win
@weary turret since it's EoH I ain't 100% sure does it count but spoiler (?)
I can’t believe go west wasn’t used in the show
Kakyoin
Emerald splash over heaven
Infinite radius emerald splash
Lol
I cried for Kakyoin and Avdol really hurt me see them like that 
can you touch hanged man if you touch the same place of him in the reflecrion?
no
No you have to touch him as he’s moving between reflections
for me was I loved Avdol it was sad because he got dismembered from the whole body
well would of been the same for holly luckily she survived
I got spoiled for Kakyoin's so it took away the experience for me
same
idk neither made me sad
probably because they got memed out of existence
oh what was it
actually avdol helped more than kakyoin but what makes kakyoin death sad is that he only had friends for 50 days and he lost them
@wintry rampart Subtract the days he was in the hospital. So it's like 40 days
40 days of friendship, the rest alone possessed by dio's curse
@wintry rampart
Am I the only one who has a really strong emotional attachment to Stardust Crusaders?
Yeah
Ok cool
Dio Over Heaven is entirely a video game creation and should probably be kept to later parts for in-depth discussion but its ok to mention in earlier channels like this
that being said still try to keep it to later parts lol
Haha u good
I just read a couple pages of SDC and Jotaro's hat didn't fuse with his hair
That's scary
I’m emotionally attached to Jotaro tbh
Same
Tbh, he looks better in the manga
YES
@wintry rampart if we get muted for 50 days we probably will be natural jojo references
Can someone explain how sp and tw are similar?
@wintry rampart, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !
Because for me it’s only timestop
That's a privilege
I would brag about it
Very powerful stands in close range
good strength and speed
That’s all?
yeah
They are twins(jk)
They both have muscles
Ok

Buy nitro
Too bad I am broke
Win nitro
Nooo :((
kakyoin is cute og
Yes
i aint gay but
he could emreald smash my butt cheeks anytime

wish i was the straw
thats just an extra hole
Sad
become a milf
Biggest kak simp
truuuue
its funny cause hes not even my fav star dust crusader
Who is your favourite
yours is polnereff
polnareff
yeah hes so sexy og
HAHAH I AM JOSEPH JOESTAR
forgot
Polnareff
GOOD
@stuck iris, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !
Everyone loves pol
HE IS BEST MAN
Actually same
AW HELL YEAH
POLNAREFF MASTER RACE
oh hes also fav character like in the whole show
not just my fav star dust crusader
the worried ok of juna
chadnareff is cool
iggy is also cool
@ember trout, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !
Kak deserved to live man
yeah but if he didn't die
It would've been strange
I can't think of a kakyoin in part 4 or 5
Dogs don't survive in jojo
ye they prob would've all lost to DIO since they didnt know what the stand was
wouldnt be much of a final battle if DIO didnt kill at least 1 crusader but Vanilla Ice got 2
oh
Oh jeez
Thats dark
Ye it is
Araki loves dogs the dogs are dying by the villains are mostly because how evil a person could be
A person that would kill a dog
So Kars isn't Evil
Lmao
Name one dog that Kars killed
Because he was a bitch?
Yes sir
Damn this anime is hella good
Heheheh water tower
HOW DARE YOU
ewwwwwwwwwww
he is hottest for sure
like i aint gay but ......
iggy is best dog ever in part 3
no
i like Pet Shop
this frame of ceaser showing up in the part 3 opening

@calm lichen, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !
👏 ✌️ 👌 🙋
ur underwear is showing
yahhh!!!!!
What
Look at how serious they are about the handshake I love it
honestly same
Ikr its a good bro moment
they jobros 4 life
Yes they are
How did joseph survive the tommy gun bullet reflected by the vampire in the beginning which got inside him right between the eyes?
And he didnt even get a scratch from it
Wait
This is part 3 oops
It's weird going back to part 1 and knowing dio is in his own body
lmao
yup
I posted it in the server
a month ago think
Happy Birtday
happy bd
mine was 6 days ago
but everyone thought it was 5 days ago
that's my sister's birthday
It's mistaken for mine
damn
😦
DAGA KOTOWARU
@winged crest what do you mean only jotaro can say it nobody else can say it
That's so cruel
Jouta kujo is canon
Qtaro
Qtaro
Qtaro
Damn part 3 is becoming a chore to watch. 80% of it is "OH NOOO AN ENEMY STAND USER!!!"
They fight them for two episodes
"YES WE DEFEATED THE ENEMY STAND USER! LET'S CONTINUE OUR JOURNEY TO EGYPT"
Repeat for 40 episodes
the gambler?
the gambler is actually very good
im not a big SDC fan, but darby the gambler is one of the arcs i really like
and a lot of other people do too
You can skip alessi and Mariah
SDC is one big buddy adventure. Nothing wrong with it plus it has some very good moments
I already watched Alessi and Mariah
eh... Strength exists
skip some of the 9 glory gods a lot of them dont matter
i mean, theyre on darby the gambler. everything from here to the end except maybe the arc right after this is actually really good
^
The worst by far was either Oingo and Boingo or the Sun
||but you gotta watch the next arc just for the EDs||
||and Hol Horse||
ugh, the sun. DP fucked up by trying to make 2 chapters into a whole episode
The only redeeming part of Maria's arc was this scene
also wouldn't Joseph be a super powerful stand user considering the fact that he can also use hamon?
Strength was just weird
problem is, joseph hasnt trained much in hamon over the last 40 years
Well he knows a bit of it. He used it in the lover's arc iirc
@royal siren, Your Hamon Rank is now level 2 !
thing is, hamon doesnt compare to the most powerful stands
its a cool trick, but doesnt make him super strong in comparison
Hamon is only really effective on Vampires
Which Dio is
but the other stand users aren't
true but even then, Hamon would have some effect on them
so far my favourite stands are Silver Chariot, Star Platinum and Emperor
hamon does affect people and has other uses apart from attacks
i cant really think of any instances where hamon would be too useful
it affects people sure
works as a healing tool
but a star platinum beatdown is more effective
which it was probably used for between fights
What was the stand with the baby?
Death 13
I mean the stand itself isn't a bad idea, just the episode was meh
fair enough
The stand was amazing, but the episode was shit
^^^
Basically part 3 in a nutshell just wasted potential
I was kinda hoping Joseph would use his "Your next line is..." technique
smth a lot of people say bout part 3 was that araki missed the opportunity to have joseph fight alessi
Yeah he did
Why would Joseph fight him?
Why would jotaro fight him?
fair enough
Hehe
also, I think some of the stand users should’ve teamed up with each other instead of having seperate arcs, like how hol horse and hanged man did
They're brothers so it makes sense for them to be in a team
boingo and hol horse
also bc theyd be incompetent without each other
even with each other theyre incompetent lmao
I miss Stroheim. He was one of the best characters of part 2
cough cough nazi cough cough cough
SDC got stretched out too much. in terms of chapters its shorter than parts 4 and 5, yet its 10 eps longer for like no reason
I think Joseph should’ve been trying to teach jotaro hamon throughout stardust crusaders, with him always brushing it off, and then during the final punch at dio, he does Star platinum overdrive
Funny enough, since Speedwagon helped him develop technology to defeat the vampires, he should have been tried for war crimes
Araki was trying to get rid of Hamon
leave it to the nazi to create weapons specifically to take out one race
I understand that, but it would’ve been nice to have hamon be part of defeating dio
Before it was phased out for good
there was no time to teach them hamon
Star Platinum Overdrive with Mushin no Sakebi playing full volume would be so juicy
I think Jonathan’s theme playing during star platinum overdrive would be awesome
plus we dont need more food for the Jonathan is Star Platinum theory

eye balls coming out of kakyoin and going into his mouth
if i remember exactly how the traumatizing moment went
50 days but spent traveling or fighting almost continuously and the only teacher was someone who didn't practice joseph had less time to learn but the entire time was spent practicing constantly under a master
oh no
What do you guys think of the head canon that Star Platinum is Jonathan's ghost/soul
@royal siren, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !
I actually thought of that, and I think that during the times they were resting, or like riding on something, Joseph keeps trying to teach jotaro hamon but jotaro just doesn’t care
But there isn't any. The only thing they have to back up this theory is a sentence exclusive to the subtitles of the anime.
no
my point
And then at the final battle it turns out jotaro was listening
But it technically isn't food if it never appeared in the real material 
well firstly hamon needs a special breathing method which i don't think joseph could teach because he was born with it and doesn't know the force way
fine "we dont need any food for the Jonathan is Star Platinum theory"
nah, i dont
dammit
attempt 2
my fingers keep moving towards the button
help

dont mind me just vibing to stand proud extended for 3 hours and 17 minutes straight on a monday while waiting for meets
stand proud worst op
theres one below it
which
part 4

how

due to new evidence brought to my attention
Also, the second opening for SC is way worse than Stand Proud
The only good thing about it is the ending of the second version, but that's only the second.
sc has best end theme

Sono Chino Kioku is based
no
- it has Coda in it
Who is cdodaa smh
unbased

||How did Jotaro and DIO float at the beginning of the fight? I'm confused||
those are stand leaps
they punch the ground and jump real high
that element of the fight is really hard to adapt from the manga, so it looks like theyre flying ot floating
oooh
thanks
I was really confused when they just started floating
like "i must go my people need me" kinda way
nah they're just superior and assend to assert dominance apon the other mortals in egypt
If they could revive joseph with dio's blood why couldnt tuey do the same to kakyoin??
@wraith stag, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !
Because Dio had Joseph's blood on him, not Kakyoins.
kakyoin is not a joestar
and he got donuted
how does one recover from that
Yeah kinda hard to add blood to somebody with a literal hole going through their stomach.
Lmao
Oh and too much blood loss is probably a factor in it too.
oh yeah and also the fact that they'dve already given DIO's blood to joseph
I KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT JOSEPH ISN'T A JOESTAR.
IM CRYING-
no erina was pregnant during phantom blood
Think bout it
What??
You probably a part skipper.
YES HE IS
@proper glacier, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !
i now deem you a PART SKIPPER
@proper glacier shuldnt u be in part 4
Erina was pregnant on the boat, gave birth to George Joestar II, and he got married to Elizabeth and they had Joseph.
SO, Joseph is a Joestar.
Ohhh
His father wasn't adopted.
I skiped parr 2
Nah
If you skipped Part 2, you shouldn't be in this server.
But part three is really good
If you skipped any parts, you shouldn't be in this server.
Why
True, but it was repetitive.
NoOoO hOw DaRe YoU sKiP fUnNi GuEsS mAn
Because if you skip parts, people have to explain things that seem like plot holes to you.
And we don't wanna do that.
We're too lazy to do that.
But now im caught up
I just did it because 2 is my favorite part.
mood
Part 1 was good too
True.
mhm
felt kinda long to me
it was 9 eps lol
Me too
i almost skipped part 2 because of it, but i'm glad i didn't
thats like the length of a movie
it was too awkward
But part 3 was like so short for me
s a m e
I watched like 5 ep at a time
Encounter a stand user, fight the stand user, almost lose, Jotaro tricks the user and they defeat the user and resume the journey.
But vanilla ice was sooo op
It was a good parts with good characters, just there was too much of the same thing.
True, he did kill Avdol and Iggy.
No repetition there.
Nobody could do that.
avdol's death was the fastest one i've ever seen. no fanfare or anything. just silence and Polnareff's screams
@toxic tendon, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !
and i love it bc of that
Yea
@wraith stag, Your Hamon Rank is now level 2 !
araki didn't drag it out for too long
Short and simple death.
Don't wanna make us too sad about it.
Them going to heaven was enough to bring his death justice though.
yeah
Now THAT was sad.
Don’t mention future part stuff
future part stuff
it's explained in part 4
Ik bout that
i did watch some of it, but then dropped it and moved onto part 5
And thus it shouldn’t be mentioned here
And also a little bit in 5, but we're going to trigger Eriksonn with this conversation so we should go back to SC.
Explained in Part 5.
Ohh
Stop talking about the plot device from future parts
aight
K
Also delete the stuff that mentions it
Ok
Thank you
Fun fact: Avdol used to have two right hands in the outro before the animators fixed it.

I always skipped the outro
oh wowie
Except with hol horse and boingo
Based
That was fun
Hol Horse Boingo best ED
IMO the Oingo Boingo and Boingo Hol Horse outros were the worst.
Hate me all you want.
How dare u
I'm tired of acting like I liked it.
You have a bad taste
the oingo boingo eds are not God.
Yeah, because I'm a girl.
But they r good
I see

Then u r not a woman of culture

damn
IMO the Oingo Boingo and Boingo Hol Horse outros were the worst.
@gaunt gate
You're no better, you are a part skipper.
🥰
gottem
I started watching jojo 2 weeks ago
Ok.
I started watching it because I was in the basement one day and was like yea sure i'll watch it i have nothing else to do, just one episode.
just one episode.
That didn't age well.
Lmao
Lol
Imma go now
Ok.
Fool you could never watch just one episode
I watched the entire anime in 1.5 months you're right.
I started watching it because I was in the hospital and a nurse gave me an ipad and I was like might as well
thats based
I think I watched the anime in approximately 3 weeks
Impressive
i was kinda impatient for the introduction of stands, but yea it also got me hooked
Don't you wanna date Kars?
Yeah he's a dog person and a good dad and hes smart
kars is a "friend" to all except joseph
That's not true he was friends with Esidesi and Whammu
Well there's also the scapegoat
Iggy worst jojo dog
No i have started a 2 second argument
HOW DARE YOU
iggy is cool
the fool is awesome
fight
IGGY IS A GOOD BOY
Iggy sucks, danny better, police best. It's no contest
fiiight
police more like cringe!!
Hey no future part stuff. ANYWAY IGGY IS BEST DOGGIE
Danny is better than Iggy
there I said it
how dare you say that! i thought you were a gentleman!
(this is a joke)
You are correct
Don't be sorry
I said the truth and others may be hurt, but the truth will always be the truth 
ALL DOGGIES IN JOJO ARE BEST DOGGIES
kicks dog
i would do a dio if i found a stray dog that went in a vacinity of 5 feet of me
🗿


writes @nimble basin out of existence
||Why is Dio DIO in SDC and not Dio is it cuz of the GOD thing||
DIO looked cooler
I liked this part a lot
True
Y’all I made a stunning discovery
Wut
Holly...
Yes?
Holly has a side job
Except no

Why must you say something this risky
Does everyone agree that star platinum is Jonathan
No
I will fight you
No
Come on Bruh
No
you are wrong
Utterly
there is literally no proof
Accept it
AAAA
there is zero evidence saying it's johnathan
I accept defeat
I lost
aaaa
im going to retreat to Vento oreo
Wdym iggy suck

Yes?
i dont like iggy
nah
Without him they wouldn't find DIO on time
the fool is swag
yes

Shoot got deleted
and a meme
nah
i highly dislike iggy

@viscid burrow future part character
Annoying dog
^
He was alright after the pet shop fight
Danny is better ngl.
yes
yeah he was pretty selfish lmao
He can't really talk I think
he cant really talk
I mean talk to people
no dude
Yoshi and Kirby have voice actors
he only thinks with human language
And they can talk.
yes
||all of this is a joke||
oh lmao
Send me a clip of Yoshi saying "hello"
The thumbnail is so cursed
Oh wait he actually says that
haha
I had never heard him say anything other than "Yoshi"
no its epik
yeah and thats still talking
lmao
yoshi is just grabbin some chewing gum
You wanna talk Cursed Thumbails, look what it popped up next for me
lmooooooooooooooooooa
w t f
Kirby is just Cream
Kirby's immortal, Vanilla Ice is not
Ig I will skip on sleep tonight
this is also kinda cursed lmao
why did this show up
yes
w
W
🇼
VV
Ngl I agree with this
What am I even doing with my life rn?
wym
LET'S GOOO
AWESOME
OVA JOTARO
Damn I was expecting the phantom blood ova
Shoot
The TV became a mirror and exposed my room so I had to take the picture again
Like that's ever gonna happen
Araki probably burned all of the copies
Yeah ...
I want to know how bad it really was
Same
room reveal? 😳














