#stardust-crusaders

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tawny aurora
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not if I do first

winged crest
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Oh right you were skipped trough some arcs

ancient kettle
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finally walmart will see the epic arcs

tame rune
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I wonder if that tammy person knows I blocked them yet

tawny aurora
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are you mad

tame rune
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Yes

silver barn
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What do you guys think would be holly’s stand ability

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for me because i see vines i would guess something like hermit purple

mighty panther
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Mixture of Star Platinum and Hermit Purple

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I present to you. Purple Platinum.

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thank you.

wintry rampart
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Lol

limber oar
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Stop time but she needs to break a clock to do it

mighty panther
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lmfao

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😂

silver barn
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Lol

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ZA break clock WARUDO

wintry rampart
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Love that

toxic stirrup
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the temptation to cosplay fem jotaro overwhelms me daily

winged crest
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Do

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It

toxic stirrup
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bet

lilac temple
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Do it

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Doooo itititi

trim root
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WHO IS IGGY AND WHY IS HE A FOOL

royal siren
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so I'm reading watching part 3 and I started the Egypt arc. What the fuck is this guy so smug about?

near starBOT
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@royal siren, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

winged crest
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I have no idea

royal siren
austere temple
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I'm gonna say something good in phantom blood channel

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Yeah that was the thing that was good :)

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Lmao

tame rune
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And Dio's head would be burned by the sunlight after the boat went boom

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Why didn't this actually happen

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It was daytime right

winged crest
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Because... he was in a coffin....

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And the coffin was opened by the sailors who found him as the sun was setting

tame rune
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Ooo

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Wasn't Erina in the coffin tho

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With the baby

winged crest
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Left the coffin in the ocean

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No reason to take it

wintry rampart
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Theres actually 2 compartments in the coffins so thats how Dio got in

winged crest
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No that's the answer to where he was

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That doesn't explain how in the hell he was able to drag himself and Jonathan's corpse into the secret compartment, how he was able to open it, and how Erina didn't notice

wintry rampart
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Yeah considering jonathan is big af

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Araki forgotVERYFUCKINGANGRY

hearty temple
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in this ost op

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they show major scenes from the end fight scenes

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||including how kakyoin ultimately dies||

wintry rampart
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yes

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shows 20m heirophant wire things
shows joot surrounded by knives
shows a knife next to joesph's throat
and stairs? i think for avdol iggy and pol

winged crest
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Actually it doesn't show knives

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It's a pointer

split forge
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This part is slept on

wintry rampart
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Definitely

wanton turret
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haha, what?

wintry rampart
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So underrated, it’s a shame

wanton turret
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haha, again, what?

hearty temple
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this part is not underrated

wintry rampart
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Ik, I’m joking

near starBOT
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@wintry rampart, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

hearty temple
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its a lot of people’s favourite part

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its my second favourite

wintry rampart
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Pretty much everything I didn’t like about part 3 was made up for with final battle

wanton turret
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sdc is like, the most well-known and well-recognized jojo part internationally, and even moreso locally in japan

hearty temple
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i like everything about part 3

wintry rampart
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What about the part with the book stand

hearty temple
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the what

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what a book stand?

wanton turret
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it being called "slept on" or "underrated" is like saying einstein isn't all that known

hearty temple
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(that means dont say it)

wintry rampart
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Oh

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Whoops I guess I’m thinking of another show

ancient kettle
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i dont think you can call SDC slept on, the jojo and main villain are by far the most iconic characters in the series

hearty temple
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jotaro <3

wintry rampart
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I know

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I was being sarcastic

hearty temple
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but also [redacted] <333

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tab knows who im talkin bout

ancient kettle
hearty temple
tame rune
lilac temple
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It’s a teeny bit overrated in my opinion

tame rune
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Not necessarily bad, but I jist didn't like it

lilac temple
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Like it’s good and all

tame rune
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Ye

lilac temple
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Just not as hype as everyone makes it lmao

tame rune
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It's just enemy after enemy

lilac temple
near starBOT
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@lilac temple, Your Hamon Rank is now level 4 !

lilac temple
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But at least it was like mildly relevant to the plot line

wanton turret
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Dark Mirage

spice coyote
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you know your stuff

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🚪 you can go through now

hearty temple
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kukyoyn

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awww :(

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i feel so bad for kakyoin

ancient kettle
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yes

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he is dead

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thats pretty uncool

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i dont envy him

hearty temple
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he couldve lived a long happy life with

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a nice lady like holly :(

tame rune
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No

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Stop

winged crest
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Stop what

tame rune
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Oh I thought she was saying something else lmao

winged crest
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You missread what she said I take it

rare quartz
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milf

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hunter

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kakyoin

tame rune
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Noooo

rare quartz
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yes

merry cargo
tame rune
rare quartz
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by that logic if kakyoin was with holly

tame rune
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No

rare quartz
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if he caught the milf

merry cargo
rare quartz
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kakyoin would be jotaros dad

merry cargo
rare quartz
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yes

tame rune
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Um

rare quartz
tame rune
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He doesn't exist

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It's a joke

merry cargo
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all good

rare quartz
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josgay

merry cargo
rare quartz
merry cargo
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kakyoin gun emote when

rare quartz
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cockyoin

merry cargo
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kekyoin

rare quartz
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crocyoin

tame rune
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Cockyoin? More like cock in yo mama

wanton turret
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no

tame rune
rare quartz
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cock in holly

wanton turret
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huh, expected Ptah to be something like an Akashic Record, hoping the author was actually ballsy enough to use that as a stand ability

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guess it's not

chilly pine
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My fav part

hearty temple
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STOP CALLING KAKYOIN MILF HUNTER

turbid oasis
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he is tho

tame rune
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||he's also dead lol||

hearty temple
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HES NOT A MILF HUNTER

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ALL HE SAID WAS THAT HE WANTED TO MARRY A NICE LADY LIKE HOLLY

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SOMEONE HE FEELS COMPELLED TO PROTECT

rare quartz
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he is a milf hunter

hearty temple
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i wish i was one of the crusaders

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i would be such a cool ass crusader

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i want to replace polnareff and his stand

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no offence to polnareff hes p cool

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i just really like silver chariot

past token
hearty temple
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shush

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i would make a great crusader

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i just know i would have a fire ass outfit

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something like mariah’s outfit

past token
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lmao

turbid oasis
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to be a crusader

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you need to have someone you know D E A D

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to dio

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you must have a stronk stand

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thats pretty much it

ancient kettle
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or be joseph

turbid oasis
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that too

near starBOT
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@turbid oasis, Your Hamon Rank is now level 7 !

hearty temple
fallow zenith
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but what if

past token
hearty temple
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im incapable of dying

fallow zenith
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is that ur stand

hearty temple
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no my stand is silver chariot im just too hot to die

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if i got killed off id end up like avdol and come back

fallow zenith
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then die again

hearty temple
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no minus the second death

junior garnet
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Avdol so black he died first twice

hearty temple
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thats

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not funny

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oh wait

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nvm i just read it wrong LMAO

junior garnet
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I hate how black people always get killed off first in movies

hearty temple
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fr

junior garnet
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The Monster Hunter movie's ONLY saving grace is that the black guy doesn't die first

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The annoying guy dies first instead

past token
hearty temple
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yes

fallow zenith
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hmmm

hearty temple
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i would simply not let them die

past token
hearty temple
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what

past token
hearty temple
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im myself but with polnareff’s stand and since i already know how to beat cream

past token
hearty temple
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i appear and deflect all of them

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simple

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kakyoin died to his own attack right

forest kestrel
hearty temple
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i forget

forest kestrel
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Got donuted by dio

hearty temple
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like

junior garnet
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Kakyoin made his Emerald Tripwires

hearty temple
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with emerald splash tho

forest kestrel
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No?

junior garnet
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DIO said "fuck this", went behind him, and punched him through the abdomen

hearty temple
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OH

past token
hearty temple
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i was crying when kakyoin died

past token
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but i dont remember what

forest kestrel
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He hit a water tank

hearty temple
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a building

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i thought

past token
hearty temple
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i was crying so so so much

past token
forest kestrel
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Jkjk

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Pt 3 has impactful deaths :(

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Iggy kak :(

past token
junior garnet
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But it doesn't have Mark

hearty temple
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must suck

junior garnet
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The most impactful death in all of Jojo

hearty temple
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whos mark

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OH

junior garnet
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He was gonna get married when he got home.

hearty temple
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nvm

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i didnt cry at mark because i was so taken aback

past token
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who th is mark?

hearty temple
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marku

junior garnet
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Caesar's friend

hearty temple
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caesar’s buddy

junior garnet
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Absorbed in half by Wham

past token
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ahh that one guy

ancient kettle
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based wamuu

junior garnet
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"That one guy"

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Don't pretend you didn't spend days bawling after he died

forest kestrel
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"CAESAR!!"poses fabulously

past token
hearty temple
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CAAAAAEEEEEEEESAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

junior garnet
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Tell yourself whatever you need to to keep the tears flowing

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I'm open with my emotions

forest kestrel
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Nah the different caesar scream

ancient kettle
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mark sadjobin

forest kestrel
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Embed fail yareyaredaze

junior garnet
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oh damn why it no embed

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Maybe uploader made it not embeddable

past token
near starBOT
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@past token, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !

past token
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lmao

junior garnet
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idk, lemme check

past token
forest kestrel
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Man jojo SFX r so good

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But the same SFX designs sound weird in other anime

junior garnet
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Aha!

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You can turn off embeds!

past token
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lmao

junior garnet
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Best reason I can think of is that ads don't play on embeds

forest kestrel
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Damn

junior garnet
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By forcing someone to go to Youtube you can get dat sweet ad money

forest kestrel
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Intentional embed fail

junior garnet
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unless they're like me and have an adblock

past token
tepid plaza
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I lowkey consider holhorse a stardust crusader

tame rune
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No

fallow zenith
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he might’ve been

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glad he wasn’t tbh

blissful estuary
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I dont get the hol horse hype

hearty temple
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funny

blissful estuary
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hes annoying, his stand is lame, and he almost killed my boy avdol

fallow zenith
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he played himself

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well that was more thoth being a sneaky than anything else

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that stand seems to hate its user

past sail
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and has some interesting aspects such as only working well when someone else is there despite how cocky he can appear to be

wintry rampart
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^^^

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And he a funny mf

winged crest
tame rune
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Well

rare quartz
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what is this channel

alpine tusk
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kugisaki nobara

oblique trench
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Irrelevant character

restive fox
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how come people earlier talking about jojo

oblique trench
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Caus e it’s better than jjk

wintry rampart
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more like

acoustic pendant
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What is JoJo?

wintry rampart
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Nothing

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Everything is Jujutsu Kaisen

valid cave
tacit island
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wheres the nobara hentai

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i need it

junior garnet
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This is a sfw subreddit

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If you want hentai, I suggest trying Bing

wintry rampart
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Yeah, we don’t post NSFW on this Minecraft Server

tawdry zephyr
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Yus nobara supremacy

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🙏🏽

acoustic pendant
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Shes such an icon

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I strive to be her

hexed prairie
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queen

wanton turret
spiral gulch
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What chapter are you guys on?

fresh gull
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Read chapter 125

brittle sleet
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Kugisaki Nobara

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The coolest fuckmothering badass ever

sullen idol
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I like the direction this server is taking

wintry rampart
quiet ivy
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dio actually tried kicking jotaro with his broken legs

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wait i thought this was a jojo server

sullen idol
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you thought wrong

elder marlin
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AMEN AMEN NOBARA BEST GIRL

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wait a mfing second

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wasnt this a jojo server

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eh whatever Nobara supremacy 😫

white trout
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Kugisaki good JJKNobaraBlush

wintry rampart
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wait what isn't nobara is in pucci's alternate universes?

ancient kettle
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who

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whos pucci?

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are they some JJK side character?

wintry rampart
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probably

elder marlin
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ye prob i only know nobara

wanton turret
junior canopy
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nobara is hot

tacit island
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id let her stomp on me

junior canopy
wanton turret
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She'd hammer a nail instead

tribal badge
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I remember that scene in Kugisaki Nobara where Nobara did the whip and nae nae

near starBOT
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@tribal badge, Your Hamon Rank is now level 18 !

tribal badge
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i totally know what im talking about

wide hearth
cobalt hawk
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Ginger haired supremacy

marsh leaf
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badass queen

sullen idol
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Gotta love that a power that poisons your ass leaves such a nice pattern

marsh leaf
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fr

whole swallow
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baddie

wintry rampart
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mom

tame rune
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I'll call mods

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Off topic

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Swine

odd owl
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a

tepid plaza
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Does dio poop,

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?

wintry rampart
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It’s technically not his

winged crest
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I don't think vampires need to

tepid plaza
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To keep a body as lean and buff as Jonathan's you would need alot of nutrition

near starBOT
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@tepid plaza, Your Hamon Rank is now level 4 !

wintry rampart
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Isn’t dio technically killing himself when he breathes

lucid geyser
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no

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hamon is controlled by controlling your breath in a special technique, but the air you breathe in is not the hamon energy itself

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hamon is a type of energy that comes from the sun

wintry rampart
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This is what happens when you fall asleep binging phantom blood

lucid geyser
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yare yare daze

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sleep do be important doe

winged crest
wanton turret
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Dio doesn't even need to drink blood

winged crest
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well DIO does

wintry rampart
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So when dio took Johnathon’s body was his body all shriveled up and had to spend years to get it back to shape

winged crest
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Cuz head body becoming one

winged crest
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He took the body right after JoJo died

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And got in the coffin's secret compartment somehow

wintry rampart
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Oh my god

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That’s such an ass pull even for Jojo

winged crest
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I mean, if we knew how he got in

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That'd be fine

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But we aren't told how he got in, right away, without being noticed by Erina

rustic kiln
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He used anime logic

wanton turret
wintry rampart
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“Shit bro looks like my husbands evil brother waltzed right into this coffin. Oh well might as well hop in with child”

winged crest
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She was already in

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He came in after

wintry rampart
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We’re reaching Joseph level ass pulls

winged crest
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Now i can accept a secret compartment, cuz it's like if the coffin is opened during the day, he's down under the extra thing so the sunlight doesn't fry him

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That part makes sense

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It's the getting in that i want explained xD

rustic kiln
winged crest
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Not from his ass, but we don't know from where

rustic kiln
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Its probably from his ass

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No other place to hide a Tommy Gun

wintry rampart
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I’m picturing dio swimming after getting out of his coffin

near starBOT
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@wintry rampart, Your Hamon Rank is now level 5 !

wintry rampart
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How else did he get to land

rustic kiln
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He was rescued by that ship

wintry rampart
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But how did he get To land

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Did mf swim

rustic kiln
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Couldn't he have steered the ship to land or something

wintry rampart
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HOLY DIVER dio

manic crater
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The boat was still at sea when it was found

rustic kiln
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He just steered it to Egypt coast ig

winged crest
wintry rampart
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Did the dude swim or not

winged crest
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He either stole another ship, swam, steered the ship there

wintry rampart
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He obviously didn’t float to Egypt

winged crest
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No shit he didn't

wintry rampart
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“Spare boat my dear?”

winged crest
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Him getting to Egypt doesn't need to be explained, we know he got there

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Possibly used the fishermen boat

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Or waited for somebody to pull that boat back

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Or swam

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All possible solutions

strange escarp
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⬆️ maybe?

wintry rampart
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This is my new head canon

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This is exactly how dio met monke

fallow zenith
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and this is how monke met enya

wintry rampart
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Dio meets monkey OVA

winged crest
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His stand makes the boat into giant ship

fallow zenith
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  1. I didnt make that
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  1. It’s a joke
winged crest
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And yet I'm sure if I don't say that somebody is gonna think the boat is the stand

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Because JoJo fans are JoJo fans

tacit island
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rip nobara chat

fiery depot
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🍩

wintry rampart
wintry rampart
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lovely boy

dusk kelp
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I am the blind man

tame rune
prisma acorn
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Spotted in a Bowser's Fury video lmao

wintry rampart
dry ice
wintry rampart
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Soshite tsudoishi STARDUST

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Hyakunen me no mezame ni yobarete

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okotachi wa mukau

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toki no suna wo keoru journey

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kusari no yo tsuranaru karami au karuma

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hikari de tatsu sadame

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stand up stand up standup

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uchikomu no wa

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all right now all right now all right now

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hokori no bullet

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jojo jojo jojo

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break you down break you down break you down

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kobushi hanatsu seinaru vijon STAND PROUD

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tojirareta toki ni

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hi no hikari abiseru no wa dareda

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mirai nokosu kibo

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nagareru hoshi no kuruseidasu

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kakeru no wa inochi mamoru beki ai to

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kado wa kubarareta

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stand up stand up stand up

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tachihadakaru

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all right now all right now all right now

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teki wo taoshi

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jojo jojo jojo

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break you down break you down break you down

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michi wo hiraku tamashi no vijon STAND PROUD

wintry rampart
mighty panther
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lmao

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hopefully no one saw that, wrong part 😳

tame rune
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Nooo spoiled 😡😡😡

mighty panther
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very funny.

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I did a part 4 thing in here thinking it was part 4's chat

junior garnet
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omg can't believe you spoiled that there's a Part 4

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And after Part 3 ended so perfectly with finishing off DIO

blissful estuary
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silver chariot is such a fucking lame stand

near starBOT
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@blissful estuary, Your Hamon Rank is now level 9 !

blissful estuary
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it had this one cool thing where it could remove its armor and make polnareff light... but for it to only use it twice really drags it down

tame rune
blissful estuary
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TRUE

hearty temple
blissful estuary
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no

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what doe it have going for it?

junior garnet
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looks cool

blissful estuary
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eh

junior garnet
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has cool user

blissful estuary
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kinda basic

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yes thats true

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tbh most sdc stands look kinda lame

tame rune
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I hated Polnareff at first

blissful estuary
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I like hierophant green tho

tame rune
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He cool now tho

hearty temple
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smh

midnight crag
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E

hearty temple
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sword stuff is cool

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ive said it before

tame rune
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Baby Polnareff peak fiction

blissful estuary
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except for the fact that in the first episode his stand was all about being in tiny spaces and controlling other fucking humans but no, he just dropped that act completely

hearty temple
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if i was a crusader my stand would he silver chariot

tame rune
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Yeah the beginning of part 3 was bad

hearty temple
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yeah cause controlling humans is kinda op

blissful estuary
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yea but like... just dont then

hearty temple
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im currently rewatching part 3 and youre wrong

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it was for PLOT

tame rune
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Lame 👎👎

mighty panther
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AHHHH

hearty temple
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the ending makes up for it anyway

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and the characters

blissful estuary
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thats one thing I hate about jojo, some people really just forget that they have some stand abilities in fights, especially in chapter 3 and 4

hearty temple
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kakyoin <3 and jotaro <33

mighty panther
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some episodes are good and the final battle is soooooo good.

tame rune
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The ending was the only really good part in part 3

hearty temple
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and avdol <3

blissful estuary
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the first half of part 3 sucks, the other half slaps

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well the egyptian season in general

tame rune
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Iggy is gay

blissful estuary
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No

tame rune
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He likes guys

mighty panther
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I'VE HAD ENOUGH

hearty temple
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yellow temperance episode

tame rune
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I have proof

hearty temple
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iggy is a fucking DOG

mighty panther
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NONE OF YOU DESERVE PART 3 BUT JOOT

hearty temple
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<3

tame rune
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He's gay for Kakyoin

blissful estuary
mighty panther
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P E R I S H

hearty temple
tame rune
hearty temple
blissful estuary
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I think its like humans

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a lot are, but not all

tame rune
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Then they get gay

hearty temple
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almost all of them display bisexual behaviour

blissful estuary
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lots of penguins are gay

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they have plenty of women

hearty temple
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there are gay penguin couples

blissful estuary
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lions tend to be gay

tame rune
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Interesting

hearty temple
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and they adopt abandoned eggs

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its really cute

blissful estuary
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yup

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or they steal them

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but thats another story

hearty temple
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shh

tame rune
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Why is my dog straight then?

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Uh oh

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Libturd

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Can't argue with that

blissful estuary
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I remember when I originally watched SDC and I fucking loved it, but looking back, it kinda sucks tho.

tame rune
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Yeah

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Same

blissful estuary
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its like my third least favorite part

tame rune
#

My second to least favorite

hearty temple
#

theres a song by falling in reverse called Im Not A Vampire

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100% about DIO

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idc

#

its a good song

blissful estuary
#

one thing I thought was so funny was when someone in the phantom blood asked if jonathan and dio would be returning....

tame rune
#

Oh yeah I remember that

#

I think

blissful estuary
#

like, what a prediction

#

I never expected it

tame rune
#

People say Jonathan returned, as star platinum

blissful estuary
#

no he returned

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as dios body

mighty panther
#

😔

#

was that um?

blissful estuary
#

did that get deleted?

mighty panther
#

what's it called?

blissful estuary
#

man, people cant take criticism

hearty temple
#

jonathan is not star platinum

blissful estuary
#

no

hearty temple
#

the only similarity is the gloves

#

sp looks like jotaro

blissful estuary
#

yeah

#

stop

mighty panther
#

what's his name?!?!?!?!

#

guts right?

hearty temple
#

whatd they send

mighty panther
#

I think that's his name

blissful estuary
#

berserk fancam pics

hearty temple
#

smh

#

this is a jojo discord

mighty panther
#

I am JoJo

hearty temple
#

aw i cant say that in this channel

blissful estuary
#

I cant wait to go spoil people when the anime comes out of stone ocean

wintry rampart
#

no slurs or variants of slurs

tame rune
#

Huh

whole flame
#

I have made it halfway through the masterpiece of this anime

tame rune
#

Nice

whole flame
#

I mean this part but still love it

wintry rampart
#

i’m here to say i have an emotional attachment to this part and it’s always been my favorite 🧍‍♀️‼️i don’t know why even if some parts are better i just love this one to death

mighty panther
#

beautiful moments such as that

upper kiln
#

Poornareff

mighty panther
#

this is one of my favorite endings

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like, he beats Steely Dan's ass and walks away like this 😍

upper kiln
#

Lol

mighty panther
#

what are some other good moments?

#

this is best moment ever.

upper kiln
#

When jotoro gets 🌚

mighty panther
#

** o h m**

#

D E L E T E

upper kiln
#

Jajaja

mighty panther
#

we're in part tree

#

delete

#

nice 😎

#

lmao

upper kiln
#

OINGO BOINGO

#

DID HE LIE?

upper kiln
#

The book never lies…

junior garnet
#

A Stand which makes predictions except the predictions aren't exactly what they seem

#

Thoth is underrated in how awesome of a concept it is

mighty panther
#

Can see the future???

#

hmmmm????

upper kiln
#

What did he predict about jotoro?

mighty panther
#

hmmm

upper kiln
#

😉

junior garnet
#

He predicted that Jotaro's face would explode

#

And it did

#

But it was on Oingo

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And then he predicted Jotaro's face getting shot

#

Which happened

#

Except it was the face in the book

#

The predictions are 100% accurate

#

Just not what you would initially expect from them

#

Which is a baller idea.

mighty panther
#

no, they are true, they just have to follow the book

#

and I agree, that concept is pretty genius

#

I mean uhh...

#

🗿

upper kiln
#

The book never lies…

spice coyote
#

Ahum

mighty panther
#

O H M BUM

tame rune
#

I'd like to see him in another part but I guess that's not happening

#

🤔

mighty panther
#

delete

tame rune
#

Why

mighty panther
#

it's good now

#

😎

tame rune
#

Nooo

#

Whyyyy

#

People are allowed to talk about spoilers in other channels but not meeee

#

And it wasn't even a real spoilerrr

crude cedar
#

Part 3 is best

gaunt gate
#

Debatable. The first half was very repetitive and kinda boring. But once they got to Egypt that’s when it got good.

wintry rampart
#

i prefer the future parts tbh

near starBOT
#

@wintry rampart, Your Hamon Rank is now level 4 !

crude cedar
winged crest
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Except Oingo Boingo, Hol Horse Boingo

#

I don't like the placement of those arcs nor the fact Joseph and Polnareff's intelligence regressed while they were in the car with Oingo

crude cedar
#

HAhahahh your right

lost saddle
#

what's with ZZ and convertibles

modern ocean
#

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crimson moon
near starBOT
#

@crimson moon, Your Hamon Rank is now level 2 !

#

@modern ocean, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

opal gazelle
#

this gif is really low quality

#

damn

winged crest
#

You aren't funny

#

@viscid burrow

winged crest
#

Not even Kakyoin

modern ocean
#

Uh

mighty panther
#

Kakyoin<3

modern ocean
#

I see

mighty panther
#

oh damn, you really spammed lero

modern ocean
#

Sorry Imma stop

mighty panther
#

w h a t h a v e I d o n e ?

modern ocean
winged crest
#

Now if I remember correctly

#

You misspelled that

mighty panther
#

😲

#

masaka

wintry rampart
#

why

rocky sonnetBOT
#

@modern ocean has been muted for 20 minutes.
Reason: No reason provided

upper kiln
#

I don’t like dogs.

rocky sonnetBOT
#

Auto unmuted @modern ocean

upper kiln
#

Lol the hell

ripe void
mighty panther
#

me when JoJo part 6

wintry rampart
#

Same

wintry rampart
#

Boingo on September 11th 2001

#

When akame ga girl becomes a jojo reference

#

is it me or dio sounds like a street fighter announcer in the ova

fickle plank
#

Yeah he does

hardy jay
#

jjba

mighty panther
#

very controversial I must say

#

and umm..

#

IT'S JUST YOU

hardy jay
#

NOOOOOOO

hearty temple
#

the ova is so bad

#

ugh ah kakyoin

#

it got kakyoin

mighty panther
#

hold on

#

wait

#

I kinda love how funny kakyoin's va is

junior garnet
#

You guys know that the OVA wasn't made in English, right?

hearty temple
#

it has a dub

junior garnet
#

Saying "the dub voices are bad" isn't a knock on the OVA itself

mighty panther
#

"I'M AFRAID YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE SEVERITY OF THE CIRCUMSTANCES"

hearty temple
mighty panther
#

yeah, I'm aware

#

the dub is just funnier to make fun of

hardy jay
#

Idk why i like ova

mighty panther
#

that's cool

hardy jay
#

i honestly dont know

mighty panther
#

what do you prefer about it?

#

rather than the anime?

hardy jay
#

Im not sure

#

It just looks kinda good idk why

mighty panther
#

hmm

#

interesting

hearty temple
#

i had this really funnt video from the ova dub

#

and kakyoin is really fucking ugly in the ova

#

the animation style for the ova is gsrbage

mighty panther
#

me when he got his eyes

hearty temple
#

uh 😩 ah😩

#

KAKYOYN

winged crest
#

That's about it

#

The rest is either okay, or shit

#

Looking at the colour scheme of The World for one, DIO's whole design is ass in the OVA

#

Oil tanker.... for.... reasons

junior garnet
#

So that it can explode and look cool

winged crest
#

Well yes, but meh

winged crest
#

She is cute

nocturne roost
#

I warned you

blissful estuary
nocturne roost
#

Her stand’s okay

#

Not the worst but not the best

blissful estuary
#

naaaah

#

like how tf do you get people to touch a random socket

nocturne roost
#

dunno.

blissful estuary
#

if that wasnt the case, it would have been much better

nocturne roost
#

I mean just place it next to a real outlet

blissful estuary
#

if she could just give people magnetism attraction or smth

nocturne roost
#

And if someone wants to plug in their shit, they’ll get the shocky shocky

blissful estuary
#

I guess...

#

but its not useful in a place without a socket

#

and especially if you want to target someone

winged crest
#

And yet

#

She did indeed pull it off

blissful estuary
#

well... joseph is kind of dumb

hearty temple
#

daddy is back kittens

#

hello erik kitten

winged crest
#

Not really, he's pretty smart most of the time

winged crest
blissful estuary
#

not when hes old

fallow zenith
#

he’s a dumb genius

blissful estuary
#

but when hes young, sure

hearty temple
#

joseph is dumb smart

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he acts dumb but is incredibly intelligent

#

like me

fallow zenith
#

...

hearty temple
#

im not as dumb as people think i am

fallow zenith
#

how dumb r u really

hearty temple
#

im not

#

i act dumb because people think its funny

fallow zenith
#

makes sense

hearty temple
#

JOSEPHS NATIONALITY DID NOT CHANGE

#

MY GRANDMA HAS LIVED IN AMERICA FOR 54 YEARS

#

SHE HERSELF SAID SHES CUBAN

gilded yacht
#

YES

robust linden
#

It's not like her stand is limited to conventional areas

blissful estuary
#

no thats not what im saying

#

but how is she gonna know some rando is gonna touch a socket she just places on a random rock

robust linden
#

Shrug Sometimes unordinary shit like that catches people attention. People are a lot dumber than given credit for

blissful estuary
#

true

buoyant mason
#

Muda or Ora?

bold wedge
buoyant mason
stoic field
slow steeple
wintry rampart
#

Mfs acting like Joseph is that smart smart but didn’t piece together that Lisa Lisa was 50 after being told she was 50

stoic field
#

joseph is a smart idiot

wintry rampart
#

As the BT op states “if inherited love was called faith, then make you’re next move with luck and a smile”

#

Pretty much sums up Joseph

stoic field
#

highlight luck

queen robin
#

@quiet flame @rotund gazelle 👋 bye

quiet flame
#

what lol

fringe galleon
#

Don’t let the announcement distract you from the fact that Jotaro is still the best JoJo

#

🙏

queen robin
lucid geyser
#

jotro has brane tum or?

sacred yacht
sand flame
#

jotaro imposter sus

bold wedge
#

Aight so there's something I've wanted to know from about the start of SC. DIO's coffin is caught by that fisherman's boat and he escapes. But how in the fuck did he get from that coffin in the Atlantic Ocean to Cairo, Egypt? It was four years before the events of SC (I believe) but him getting out on the water was never touched on. The boat he was on was found still at sea, so how in tf did DIO manage to swim his way out unless he managed to get a boat and tarp and row his way somewhere in Europe or Africa during the night, hiding from the sun during the day? Could he tell when the sun was rising and setting where he hid during the day? Fuck all the OVA stuff, I want to see how DIO made his way to Egypt and met all the people he did before SC.

sinful wharf
#

he's just built different

near starBOT
#

@sinful wharf, Your Hamon Rank is now level 4 !

junior garnet
#

DIO probably made it to the nearest land and then started travelling

#

Ducks women, makes zombies, and then learns about Stands

bold wedge
junior garnet
#

Becoming obsessed with the idea of a Stand, he... Uh... Finds a way to get a Stand... and continues travelling the World recruiting fellow Stand users (or somehow creating them)

#

He finds his way to Egypt and decides to live there because idk maybe he likes the babes

#

Then he turns Nutaku into a zombie

bold wedge
#

He probably learned about Stands from Enya, but the only background we get on Dio's journey was that place he met Pucci.

junior garnet
#

Tries to hire Avdol

#

Hires Polnareff and Kakyoin

bold wedge
#

Hire?

junior garnet
#

Part 3 happens

#

Brainwashes

bold wedge
#

Yeah

wintry rampart
#

I’m pretty sure DIO would also have a pretty good idea of when the sun was rising etc as well

junior garnet
#

Clocks are totally a thing, right?

#

In the 80s

#

He just buys a wristwatch

bold wedge
junior garnet
#

Araki revisiting DIO for once after killing him off would be cool to see

#

A prequel of DIO training the World, recruiting loyal followers, brainwashing others, and plotting the Joestarz' demise

junior garnet
#

Oh, yeah, the Jojonium covers and forewords

wintry rampart
fiery adder
#

Om

rotund schooner
balmy summit
#

Let’s talk about who would smell the best out of the crusaders

#

Or how they would smell

wintry rampart
#

I think Jotaro and Noriaki are easy to immediately discount as smelling okay

balmy summit
#

So what I know is that polnaref eitger smells

#

Or he has an average deo but it smells rather strong

balmy summit
#

Though I can imagine Kakyoin having a soft smell

subtle karma
#

Polnareff smeling baguette

balmy summit
#

And jotaro would only smell like washing thingy

grand tundra
#

jotaro smells like fish

balmy summit
#

And ofc his own smell and probably an average deo

subtle karma
#

What?

#

Fish?

grand tundra
#

exactly

balmy summit
#

Joseph probably has one of those men parfumes nothing else

#

And no matter what he wears it

#

Avdol probably would smell nice, either deodorant or just in general

#

And it’s a mystery why

lucid geyser
#

nah it's the exact opposite

#

joseph with axe body spray

#

and avdol with the sweet perfume

wintry rampart
#

spoilers

#

???

fiery adder
earnest cosmos
#

I miss my teenage years

mighty panther
#

Jotaro, you don't look a day over 21

#

😍

earnest cosmos
#

Why thank you

grave cloak
#

you still look awesome

stoic field
trim root
#

OMG HOL HORSES STAND

#

IN IRL

#

They copied hol horse

#

Woe

#

Wow

flat crown
#

tiny gun

trim root
#

Nou

wanton turret
#

it looks nothing like Emperor

tame rune
#

Yes

#

It shoots

slim kestrel
#

hold on

#

in a way..

#

vanilla ice is a joestar

bold wedge
manic crater
#

He took Dio's blood, which was from Jonathan's body, so Vanilla Ice is a Joestar.

#

So is Nukesaku

wary sand
#

If DIO dropped the soap in prison, he can stop time before picking it up.

tame rune
#

What if he enjoys it though?

#

Maybe he wouldn't stop time...

winged crest
#

That's DIO's blood

#

And the blood of many many other people

merry cargo
#

and Jonathan's

manic crater
#

It's Jonathan's blood, so Vanilla Ice is a Joestar

winged crest
#

He isn't a Joestar

manic crater
#

He has Joestar blood

#

He is a Joestar

tepid plaza
#

Its dios blood

#

In Jonathan's body

manic crater
#

Everything below Dio's neck belonged to Jonathan

#

It's Jonathan's blood

winged crest
#

Belonged

#

Past tense

manic crater
#

It's still biologically his

merry cargo
#

he can sense joestars

#

so he has Jonathan's blood

manic crater
#

Yes

fiery adder
#

🤔

sacred copper
#

When the crusade stops because there’s no more star dust

earnest cosmos
#

I wasn't sure where to put this since it's not really a meme and I didn't want to put it in #phantom-blood since spoilers for SP, so I think this is the best place to leave it. Also HOLY SHIT-

mighty panther
#

I think I see what's going on

#

Star Platinum was Jonathan's stand

hearty temple
#

NO

#

oh my god

#

no

mighty panther
#

lmao

#

**y e s **

hearty temple
#

i will beat you down

#

jonathans stand was said to be similar to hermit purple you fucks

mighty panther
tame rune
#

Actually

#

Star Platinum could be Erinas stand 😳

hearty temple
#

i hate all of you

tame rune
#

Fake

hearty temple
#

jump off a bridge

hearty temple
#

(don’t actually)

earnest cosmos
#

Yare yare daze...

mighty panther
#

dun dun, dun dun dun, dun, dun, dun dun dun dun,dun

#

(that was my attempt on Jotaro's theme)

#

🗿

stoic field
#

star platinum is sadao's stand

mighty panther
#

it has been decided.

#

He gave it to Jotaro for his birthday 🗿

mighty panther
#

that's an oof moment

austere wasp
#

my friend seb is immune to those......

near starBOT
#

@austere wasp, Your Hamon Rank is now level 2 !

wintry rampart
#

Order of appearances:
JJBA Drama CD (1992-1993) [Shueisha]
JJBA Super Famicon Game (1993) [WinkySoft]
JJBA OVA (1993-2002) [Studio APPP]
JJBA: Heritage for the Future (2000) [Capcom]
JJBA: All Star Battle (2013) [CyberConnect2]
JJBA: Stardust Crusaders Anime (2014-2015) [David Production]
JJBA: Diamond Records (2017) [Bandai Namco]
JJBA: The Rea...

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tame rune
#

Nooo

tranquil beacon
#

WRYYYYYY

wintry rampart
tiny sand
#

yare yare daze

wintry rampart
empty wasp
winged crest
past token
gray ermine
#

Erina is a stand herself

near starBOT
#

@gray ermine, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

gray ermine
#

She ripped dio's shirt like in 1 second

past token
#

lmao

blissful estuary
#

so.... there is an actual oingo boingo manga

#

well I know what im doing this evening

mighty panther
#

what's it called 🗿

wintry rampart
#

The one-shot just consists of the predictions we've seen made by Tohth in SDC, and some commentary about it from another character.

wintry rampart
mighty panther
#

goodto

tame rune
#

HOW IS BINGUS EXPLICIT

#

WTF

mighty panther
#

why is this being said in part 3 🗿

tame rune
#

I CANT SEND BINGUS

mighty panther
#

h u h ?

tame rune
#

Wtf

#

There

mighty panther
#

bruh

tame rune
#

What

#

Listen

#

I didn't go through all that and censor it just for it to be deleted

junior garnet
#

Yeah you did

tame rune
#

Someone sent a picture of bingus 🗿

mighty panther
#

was it FTR?

tame rune
#

Huh

mighty panther
#

oh wait

#

are you a mod Caroniver?

junior garnet
#

Mini-mod

mighty panther
#

how do you become a mod anyway?

junior garnet
#

Last time I remember was over a year ago, but back then I think they announced they were looking to expand the mod team and people sent in applications?