#stardust-crusaders
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xD
he is the most arrogant cunt out of the crusaders
ok but he beat vanilla ice which is pretty pog
Smh
Jotaro Kujo is the best
no, not wrong, an opinion usually can't be wrong cuz it's subjective
yeah i guess but

i dislike arrogance
i am the best crusader
if i could
i would be in the crusaders
hes arrogant but it isnt his downfall
he plays it to his advantage
But that’s strictly because he’s the mc
Where did you come from helping her out bruh I wasn’t even talkin to you and I didn’t even say wrong to the opinion thing so hop off
In my opinion Jotaro is the GOAT but his friends saved him a lot as well
Polnareff is the goat
Lmaooo chill bro
We all friends here
the cream fight was badass which is why i respect pol
Sus
@wintry rampart, Your Hamon Rank is now level 2 !
i respect pol
i just dont like his personality
hes the type i would beat the shit out of irl
ngl i actually love Silver Chariot and wish we see more of him cutting thru fire
@cobalt wren, Your Hamon Rank is now level 15 !
good luck with that...
He’s gonna give you a haircut Maddy
Polnareff will murder you
Watch out
it bugs me Silver Chariot has no real ability beyond having a sword
fast
He’s fast and can shoot the sword
this guy spits truth
Once
i mean if you think about it, star platinum was basically a punch ghost for most of the part
Or finger
twice
So fast in fact it looks like there's 7 of him
Or 6
can't remember the number lol
8
So polnareff is the best character
all this seems to just be extension of hitting physically though
Wdym
that Chariot is fast and can shoot its sword is just an extension of the basic Stand's ability to hit something, by virtue of having a solid enough physique to hit with
Polnareff is a G
it doesn't have any extra ability like SP's time stop
What is its ability anyway
suord
Is it just the shot
Sword
Fair enough
suord lmao
Suord
Suord
Suord
Pol is the real mc of part 3
why do people keep saying that
LMAOOOOO
Bruh
He’s focused on more than all the other crusaders it’s almost like he’s a second mc
That’s why
polnareff is a good character who had a lot of development, but that doesn't necessarily make him the main character
because jotaro still has the greatest significance towards the plot
It’s a joke
maybe to u
But he is focused on so much compared to every other side character
but i've seen people who legit think that polnareff was effectively the mc
heh
Fuck
But it true do
funny
he almost actually looks like a normal 17 year old
Bleh
When you realize JoJo isn’t normal
Don't mention future part characters
This stand off is so cool, damage and shit is happening and we can't see it
It's like pov of a non-stand user
It would be cool if someone could edit or animate some of the stand fights in JoJo from a non-stand user’s perspective
When the crusaders are stardusting
Forever be like
Monke Standoh
Hell yeah he should've
iggy just died🥺
Lawl
oh no
why
And he's a vampire
mm
this is jjba
suddenly star platinum got a new punch ability
expect plot convenience
We know
the world is still stronger than star platinum though
Okay but he made Jotaro mad 
On a serious note, Jotaro had a chance if DIO never got Josephs blood
another reason is because he would kill 3 joestars: the equal letters of his name 
greatest height DIO literally made fun of jotaro
the reason joseph’s blood was taken in the first place was that
Yes
he didnt use the secret technique
He always wanted his stand to be stronger than Jotaro's
If dio didn't care about jotaro's finger twitching and just killed him with one timestop, that would've been perfect
So when it was he went: "jaja ez hahaha u suck noob lolololol"
yeah if he hadnt pissed of jotaro i think jotaro wouldve lost
why didnt he just donut him
@hallow river, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !
Like, dio, it's just a finger twitch, he aint punchin yet, kill him now
I don't think he wanted a Jonathan 2.0
i think it was a big moment of shock
Idk, author wanted jotaro to win
lmao dio kinda really fuckibg stupid
just like when your veins on the wrist start to hurt and your arm stops moving when you see something really shocking
i would be really surprised if some edgy teenager set foot in my world too
true
Yeah you'd be shocked, but not like, retract your stand until timestop ends and watch the enemy kind of shock
DIO is just built different
yeah personally i wouldve been like
In all the wrong ways
Like, dio wouldn't have even noticed it if he just directly killed jotaro as fast as he could
why are we saying DIO
We still don't know when he got the fuckin knives in the first place lmao
no cause dios an idiot and he wants to make things as complex and difficult as possible
He only started using knives when he knew he can't get close to jotaro in timestop because star platinum can fully move
They just punch really fast
@neon sparrow, Your Hamon Rank is now level 14 !
trust me
when its in the timestop its like 30x slower
anyway i was already hysterically crying cause of kakyoin and if jotaro wouldve died too i wouldve not been okay for a very long time
im still not over kakyoins death
Why would he
heartbeat fetish ofc

Didn't really matter if he listened for a minute more or a minute less, he still was gonna kill jotaro using a semi-ranged weapon
Did he go to medical school and find out the absolute longest a 195cm XXkg Japanese male can have his heart stopped before starting it again will not revive him?

He went to law school actually
im convinced that joseph is incapable of dying after part 3
he is immortal
As part of his original plan to take the Joestars' fortune through manipulation of legal means
(would santana count for joseph)
joseph is built different
and he’s ||still alive in part 8||
Okay but when 
kinda don't think that's how it works
he had knives even before that
when he was in the shop :v
Like the one where he got his leg yeeted?
HES WHAT
When jotaro punched him and he flew to a shop
That's the only time he was "in" a shop
same time he got his leg reattached and killed that employee
yeah
That didn't look like the place to have chef's knives
wasnt that a shoe store
A shoestore can have knives
it was not a shoestore
yeah but.. more than 50 of them?
It was a ceramics store
im sorry i thought that would be funny
why would they have 50+ knives in a ceramic store
that is definitely a ceramics store
@hallow river, Your Hamon Rank is now level 2 !
If it was a general kitchen shop
he pulled them out of his ass
¯_(ツ)_/¯
he also had a knife with joseph fight
We saw him take that one
That was from the restaurant
oh yeah
a list of things dio would do
- shove 50+ knives up his ass to kill an edgy teenage boy and his grandfather
im confused about that car scene
hey, it almost worked for jack the ripper
so basically, Kakyoin could remotely control Hierophant and see with it, yes?
hierophant saw the world
Can't anyone with a humanoid stand "remotely" control it to some extent?
then kakyoin got merc’d yes
why was kakyoin confused about the world’s appearance in the 20 meter radius scene
no
"anyone" is too broad
there's stands of all sorts out there
Hence the quotations around "remotely"
if your stand has a range of 50 or so then yes
Kakyoin was more like hey this string is connected to me but you can still move away since it is attached to you
star platinum has 2-3 meters of range but my guy literally went to the local shop
HAH
i agree
part 5 anime is 3 years old

and?
gets out fingers
isnt spoiler rule for like a year or so
2018, 2019, 2020- YO WHAT
yeah i just started watching jojo literally a week and a half ago
and it was in the part 3 channel
i was in the part 3 channel
bit late for that isnt it?
there is a literally a no spoiler rule
People? following the rules? 
yeah and im in the top 70 people rank wise in this server
How do you check
just do !rank in the bot commands channel
as to spoil a major plot point for someone
what did they spoil (dm me)
weren't you the person who mentioned ||part 8|| during this conversation earlier
i put it in ||spoiler marks||
not a straight up but still the same
and it really ticks me off
yeah
*insert funny yare yare quote
holy shit its a motherfucking jojo reference
¯_(ツ)_/¯
and not dust-star
dio
uhhhhhhh
uh
fool good 👍
Vanilla ice turns into dust from a star
noooooooooooo im still on phantom blood
guys no please Im still on baoh
no he died in part 15: Stardust Blood
I love baoh
whats baoh
A one shot Araki made before jojo
something that araki wrote b4 he started jojos
ah
It has a lot of things that inspired stuff in jojo
Like Kars knife arms and the design of Star platinum and other things
star platinum is just
@hallow river, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !
when araki does not write part 10 of jojo and i have to step in and do it for him
purple man

spoiler: Jonathan Joestar gets ora’d by Jotaro in part 10
Guys I'm from the future and Jojo part ♾️ is-
spoiler: joseph joestar is still alive in part 15
omg
im going to make araki immortal
||Joseph says a swear word||
yea but I bet you didnt know that in part 26, jotaro wears drip

and then myself and everyone i love who likes jojo and then we will forever be reading jojo
OMG NO MY MOMMY WONT LET ME WATCH THE SHOW

Joseph is rude
Drip Platinum: Over Instinct
joseph is funny
saying bad words is very rude
i was seriously thinking for an entire class how if i was a crusader i would not have allowed kakyoin to die
anyway lays down 1..2...3...
you’re forgetting jjba’s number 1 rule
ok, but like, did you expect dio to not kill anyone?
the jobro must die a horrible and traumatic death
Yessir
guy is a menace to society
no obviously not but like take polneraff
fun fact
polnareff didnt die :)
vanilla ice has more kills than dio
Vanilla Ice is just busted
me omw to “convince” dio to not fight the crusaders 
joseph doesnt really count cause he was revived hours later
loses all blood for like 5 minutes I sleep
also joseph joestar being revived is bullshit
he really took the time to write on a pillar
gets blood put back in and heart forcefully contracted real shit?
like actually
all of his braincells were dead
even if he was revived he would be a fucking vegetable
kakyoin dies, polnareff is unconcious, avdol and iggy are dead i sleep
okay but hamon 
same thing as with dio, did you not expect him to kill at least 1 crusader?
most busted stand in SDC by a decent margin
jotaro revived me prank time
literally
who has time for jokes after losing a lot of friends
The World, Star Platinum (with ts), Cream
id say cream is definitely number 1
cream was way op
Then move SP down
SP has the funny punch that disintegrated DIO, an S tier vampire
cream is untouchable in ball form, and Vanilla ice got stabbed in the head by SC and was pretty much fine
He would have died eventually because he didn't know how to get blood I don't think
how to counter SC: catch the blade 
sp has the funny punch
also dio cant do much with TS when cream is in ball form
he can move out of the way
that also applies to anubis
kinda
if i was a crusader, i wouldve just simply told dio no
he cant see him
anubis in theory is busted 👍
my bf skipped me through he anubis episodes 
he cant see the massive ball?
with enough prep time, anubis could beat most jojo characters
SP won because its SP
i am simply more powerful than dio
It's a giant invisible ball
@wanton turret, Your Hamon Rank is now level 35 !
its invisible in that from
thats the whole point
But also, vanilla ice can't see him either
im vanilla ice ladies 😘
So dio can just, run away as far as he can
yeah cream is better in closed areas
if the fight is outside dio wins
if its inside vanilla ice has a huge chance of winning

timestop though
TS isn't insta kill everyone in range
Time would stop
no its dodge the flying ball
Duh
He can't see the flying ball
polneraff kicked up dust
dio can defeat ultimate kars cause he can stop time 😤 😤 😠
so he could see
so if dio did that dio wins
road roller is the ultimate stand
avdol ova looks like a honeless man
Can
beat D'arby in a game of Poker?
yeah he can see where he is
then what
punch him?
yeah i didnt think about that
yes
yep
because
my proof is
ok wheres darby
even if I lose
which one
elder
there’s an alternative univerde
poker
universe
and so it’ll confuse the shit out of him
in which I win
and i win
im built diffy 😘
Darby's gonna cheat anyways, unless you do a jotaro, he wins
joseph outsmarted ultimate kars(who has 400 iq) than fell for
arabia fats mirror
d'arbys chocolate
oingo's disguise
No he won’t
playing arkham asylum in 2011 on a late night doing killer croc fighrn😳
I’ll see it and I’ll stop him
oh dang good luck
Now can you beat younger D’arby in a game of CS?
yes
the only game I cant finish is arkhwm city
O
i’ve bought 3 discs
all of them glitch
somewhere in the game
usually around the museum
O
I feel like
i can beat anyone at anything
If u got a team of esports atheletes u could win
i am simply just the best
If he used atum the game bans him
I can defeat darby in CSGO
i used to be legendary eagle like 2 years ago
i can defeat d’arby in mario kart
ill clap him in getting bad grades
you and me borh
What rank is that
I don’t play csgo
Oh cool
theory
dios stand is black
@tacit island, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !
Elaborate
That one eye catch where The World is coloured black and dark blue
Ohh forgot bout that
i thought he was green and yellow
oh im just gonna read it on mangadex
Nooope
I'm referring to an anime scene
You guys...he’s saying something accurate. I don’t understand how you can’t see it.
what
Isn’t he...the green alien?
*black alien.
Should I point out that they literally sent a picture of Piccolo
yes hes green but hes black
how
Because he balck.
Remind me was Piccolo voiced by a black guy? Is that the joke?
But the sub is voice by a japanese dude.
it might be that he...acts black? ive seen a similar argument for a certain pink character for my hero
bruh

No he’s just black in the canon story
This is such a weird argument
The coloured manga and anime aren’t canon.
piccolo being black is apparently a real thing
What do you mean by that?
i guess that some black americans could identify with piccolo perhaps
the fuck r u on about m8
It was weird from the start lol
how did we get here as a society
thats so weird to me
why are people trying to diagnose jotaro with autism
like not expressing emotions was a personal choice for him
Come again?
You guys haven't heard of it before?
It's a pretty old headcanon/theory with a lot of points made
Though it's in the same realm as "x is gay" but with more actual points made and arguments discussed
And because it's in the same realm as that, it's not all that much to get mad over imo
It still doesn't make sense
Nothing ever has
as someone who is autistic, it kinda does make sense
but it seemed like he was much more expressive and social when he was younger
so it was caused by his environment and not really a disorder he has had from birth
The anime cuts out a lot of his expressions
You’re free to think whatever you think though
I think kakyoin gay for no other reason than me wanting it
Thus, I think therefore I am
What Kakyoin hat
Autocorrect

Nobody
Auto correct : gay = hat
When they first revealed their jojo figures in this style a lot of people hated on it, but I quite like it
It's a reference to the show
By they you mean Tellenc D'Arby?
There is a d’arby doll
im d’arby doll
love that for us
Nah he is busy with MILFS

i am busy with milfs
kakyoin is busy w jotaro💔 😋 😇
Fuck yeah


i just wanted jotaro merch
Jotaro x kakyoin 🤢
it would be such an awkward relationship
Dream will revive Kakyoin with the book
noooooooo im still on phantom blood!
lemme say that still doesn’t stop the fandom
I know 
WHAT IS THIS HELLLPPPPPPPP
I DONT KNOW
could be us

DIO default dance
That's us and you can't stop me
actually im pretty sure kakyoin is bisexual?
proof?
he slept with jotaro
araki once wrote a canon spinoff about their relationship and their kid jota kujo

Welp I see no proof
They have a haikyu pfp odds are they just want him to be
a 5-7-5 poem pfp?
Haikyu the baseball anime,
Shhhhhh
You sure about that?
Yep, haiku the swimming mango,
God, haiku appropriation got me miffed
I feel like even if hol horse had timed his shot right and got the bullets through the pipe in time jotaros star platinum still would’ve caught the bullets
it shouldn't, since that first part would mean it would all perfectly go according to the prediction
But the predictions also said that if he stuck his fingers up polnereffs nose it would win him the fight but it didn’t work
he did get out of the situation though
and he technically won that portion of the fight
Ora
But the predictions didn’t say his watch was too fast
he failed to shoot at exactly the right time though, which means that the prediction wasnt fulfilled
I feel like that stand is really a double edged sword just because of all the catches that come along with the predictions
all you have to do is follow it perfectly and stuff happens (usually) for you
But jotaro had the strongest stand ability plot armour
@wintry rampart, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !
Plot armour is the strongest when the protagonist has an end goal too
Imagine if Jotaro accidentally tripped while walking and somehow broke his neck when he fell and hit the ground
It's just so anticlimactic
star platinum would catch him
Maybe
i do believe sp's main perogative is to protect jotaro from any and all harm
i remember reading that in the jojo wiki
Good freakin grief dies
yare yare daze fucking perishes
Jotaro has no business being so swag
jotaro has no business being so hot
Yowza
@wintry rampart, Your Hamon Rank is now level 2 !
GOD
HE HAS NO RIGHT LMAO
im more attracted to this FICTIONAL CHARACTER than i am to myself
i dont even find myself ugly
he’s got a crimson chin in part 3
i can assure you, obsession isn't all that uncommon
true
people have grown to be genuinely concerned that this show is taking over my personal life
yeah, it's jojo so it's worse
and i think my friends are starting to get annoyed
Especially anime as of recent
If they are actually your friends they won't
idk about that chief
these are the only people i think have ever actually liked me
i might have to think this through
I think everyone secretly hates and despises me but everyone tells me otherwise so I think you are alright
the problem is
people have told me they liked me and stuff in the past only to turn around and relentlessly bully me
specifically for things i couldnt control
I mean I have been bullied and teased most of my life as well
So I'm not sure how much reassurance I can provide
If your friends won’t let you like a buff cool man then they aren’t friends
im the buff cool man
i want to be a crusader
i think i would have an epic stand
i would just prevent dio from killing kakyoin
Idk man
id want a mix of a certain future jojo's stand and star platinum
My friends were annoyed until they watched it and now they also like it
I mean jotaro is probably the smartest of the joestar bloodline I’d say
Yeah
And he could literally kickass as a child
yup
I'll be your friend 😩
Nice
i'm sorry to say this, but it will only get worse as time progresses
😦
being a jojo fan is like a degenerative disease slowly taking over your brain
you can't escape it nor fight it
the only option you have is acceptance
😦

E
But i simp for Re Zero and Fate series more then JoJo
Hello! I'm quite new here
Hi
hey
Shine CEO
well you have inherited a genetical resistance against jojo then
Re Zero cannot be beaten
how is oingo's boingo's alessi's or younger d'arby's hair fitting in there
yes
not to mention anubis and pet shop
also how did boingo have enough courage to even be near dio
his bro was there
fine i guess
WHWRE THE FUCK IS PET SHOP LMAO
he would probably be latching on his leg tho
birdd
HES LITERALLY AN EAGLE
same fucking thing
hes not part of the 9 tho
im part of part 9 baes
vannila ice is only there to hold anubis
kenny g is holding the bird
im gonna shove anubis up your ass
dio: hey ice can you hold this sword for a bit
vanilla ice: ok
dio: also wear this
vannila ice:....ok
now i am imaging oingo asking for a smaller size for boingo
AHHHHHHHAAHAHAHA
Not going out
bals
Pet Shop stays at the mansion
im the mansion
this is too accurate
avdol experienced death so much he just says "not again"
jotaro and joseph would be switched i feel like
me too kakyoin
Don't we all?
No a lot of people hate him
Well they are missing out
Yar yar daz
yar yar days
When spongebob quote
i thought jojos was trash just like 1 month ago, im now suffering because i don't want to finish stardust crusaders 
Yryrdz
Why?
basically i love the comedy in stardust crusaders and the joestar characters there, no anime character has made me laugh like polnareff, joseph or iggy, i kinda know how it ends bc spoilers, so thats a sad thing. And im scared that im overhyping part 4 and that it results completely different form what im used to
etc etc
Ah i see
part 4 is great man
did you like part 2 or part 3 better?
part 4 is good, dont worry
za warudo
still sad about kakyoin
STILL
its been like a week and a half since then
I’m more sad about a future part and you should know what I’m talking about

cant get over when polnareff said he wanted to be a cartoonist it just melts my heart everytime i remember it

kakyoin was genuinely my fav jobro
Yup
Time to rewatch part 3 for the 15th time
I don’t remember this being in the anime
Avdol?
fap
I like black and white more but it’s up to you
What do you prefer more about it
It’s exactly what the author had in mind for the art
Also I’m reading a physical copy
Ohhh I see
Colored might be better for a scan. It’s a little easier to follow the action scenes in color if you have trouble doing it in black and white
Did you buy yours from Amazon?
Mhmm
That’s what I plan on doing for buying all the parts that are translated
I like the covers for them
The good thing is that anytime I ask for anything that’s a book my mom will say yes
But if it’s a video game no
I have 18 more to collect
Does the translated manga have the localized names for the stands?
But I’m putting collecting them on hold bc I’m gonna start reading one piece
I’m gonna buy the first box set
Sadly yes
Noooo
But part 3 doesn’t have many that need to be localized
Yeah
I got most of them at 15 and a few at 10
For a hardcover manga with normally a lot of pages it’s a good deal
Yeah
A few of them are a little short compared to others and a few are longer
Do you like the manga part 3 or the anime
I’m still on vol one of SC but I liked part 1 and 2 manga more
Though the anime is still really good
It really depends on if you like manga or not
Part 3 has a lot of volumes
Part one has 3, part two has 4, and then part three has 10
10 jeez
Yeah
It’s is a really long part
And part 4 will have 9 but only 8 are released atm
We are taking about the hardcovers
Oh
Talking
which is the only english release
Wait yea I’m misremembering
No way part 1 has 5 if part 4 has 9
How many will part 5 have? I’m gonna start buying them this year when they release
Probably 9 or 10
How long do they take to release? Two or so months I’m guessing
part 5 will have as much as part 4 if they follow the jump remix releases
Oh interesting
From what they posted on Twitter the part 5 vol one hardcover looks awesome
Part 6 is a bit longer tho
And then part 7 is way longer than 3
I think part 6 had 17-18 volumes
Which is what part 3 was
Is part 8 longer than 7 at this point?
Like volume wise
I’d assume so given it’s been running for quite a while
Well that would be around 11 or 12 hardcovers
Yes
Part 3 also had 17 iirc
Maybe 16
So yea part 6 is just a bit bigger than part 3
And part 7 and 8 really stretch on
move discussion to appropriate chats if it's extensive
that's why i said 'if'
Ok
part 2 is better than part 3 the first part
then you have a similar taste to me, you should continue to like the series
i guess i can't really talk more about 4 or 5 here

Bruh
sorry m’aam 🦍
awesome
@fringe galleon, Your Hamon Rank is now level 12 !
you are now erina pendleton
write about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide
No I need to balance equations
If you are wondering what this has to do with part 3 well if I don’t get any help then I will have to fight DIO
guess youre fighting dio
Nonono
cause i almost failed chemistry
Me too I’m close to failing but if I do this I will get my grade up
i passed by 4 points
i finished with like a mid 90s last year how can i help?
i passed with a 69
Can I DM you
yeah sure
I had a 95 in cp chem back when I took it
I like science
im kidding btw
i just dont like science or math as a whole
I like biology
i prefer interpretive things like english and history
im taking biology rn and i hate it
It’s mostly memorization
I like all subjects besides algebra
I even enjoyed geometry
i had several mental breakdowns over alg 2 last sem
Algebra
e
it was terrible
Idk why but it never clicked with me
i hated it so much
I got a B in it I think
and i took geometry during the pandemic so i didnt do anything and passed with a 92
i had a D- in alg 2
and a B+ in alg 1
One semester of algebra I had either a D + or C- and the other I had a B if I remember correctly
I don’t remember it’s been a while
i had a 68 and a 65 and i got a 58 on the final
Damn
That’s really lucky
wouldve kms if i failed alg
Stardust Examtakers



kakyoin isnt gay. change my mind.
fuck

star platinum...?
you're attracted to a purple punchy ghost?
I SAID WHAT I SAID
big muscly animated men
huh
*looks under star platinums loincloth *
DONT
😳 😳 🥵 😳 🥵 😳 🥵
i mean, it really only has two
