stardust-crusaders

[fluid zephyr]

That makes sense

[weary turret]

was about to say "wonder if dio can get sunburned or if his vampire powers just prevent that" before i realized that i was fuckin stupid

[nocturne roost]

Lmao

[wanton turret]

"sunburned" is another way of putting it

[weary turret]

:v

[merry cargo]

i saw a comic of dio making pet shop use horus to cool it down

[winged crest]

XD

[lucid creek]

Kakyoin with lips

[grizzled linden]

T H I C C lips

Ethot kakyoin

[wintry rampart]

Kekyoin

[winged crest]

Butchering my boi

[bright remnant]

Kakyoin 🤮

[pastel talon]

Kakyoin is swaggy

[wintry rampart]

Best Stardust Crusader

Wronf

Wrong

Best crusader is polpol

Wha

🥲

[ancient kettle]

iggy

[wintry rampart]

[stone rose]

IgGy, GeT oUt Of HeRe! He'S sTiLl AlIvE!

[ancient kettle]

[wintry rampart]

Kakyoin had several abilities and got defeated by timestop

smh

[lucid geyser]

it do be like that sometimes

[wintry rampart]

😔

[winged crest]

wut was he supposed to do, he used his most powerful ability and it didn't matter

[bright remnant]

He should of used the Joestar secret technique

[winged crest]

Running away accomplished nothing

[bright remnant]

You say that

But look at part 2

I bet you feel stupid now

[winged crest]

They were running away from him

Surprise surprise it did nothing

[bright remnant]

I mean

They won in the end

Jotaro spent a lot of the final fight running

And look where it got him

[worn lava]

Remind me\

I can't seem to remember

who discovered what DIO's power was?

@bright remnant

[bright remnant]

Joseph cuz he told Jotaro 😈

Kakyoin would of lived if he ran away

[timid laurel]

Kakyoin figured it out didnt he then signalled to Joseph by shooting the clock before he died and then joseph told jotaro before dio took his blood

[near star]

@timid laurel, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !

[calm garnet]

That’s what I remember happening too. Kakyoin figures it out, communicates it to Joseph who verbally tells it to Jotaro just before he gets an extra airhole

[hushed path]

The 1993 OVA is actually pretty damn good

[wintry rampart]

Its great, yeah

The only low point is Ice

[hushed path]

Really good animation

[wintry rampart]

Yeah, it has a lot of fun

[hushed path]

I also liked the 2001 ova as well

[wintry rampart]

I dont care too much for that one

[hushed path]

Due to the shortened run-time, they took some creative liberties to both on how they’re structured

The 2001 one actually does some smart things to save on time

[wintry rampart]

Its not so much whats changed, I just dont think making a "prequel" OVA with a clearly newer style was the greatest move

[hushed path]

Yeah the structure of how they were released was weird

Polnareff being introduced on Forever’s stand ship was a really cool idea

Also there’s no anne so the Monke isn’t a pedo ape

Instead it’s just evil sailor ape

[wintry rampart]

Thats true yeah

I believe he does the smart monkey stuff in front of Kakyoin?

or everyone

I cant remember

[hushed path]

Someone put each OVA together into movies with seamless transitions into each episode

And then they uploaded it to YouTube

[near star]

@hushed path, Your Hamon Rank is now level 2 !

[golden pecan]

why do i love ROAD ROLLER DA

DIO's voice actor just said it perfectly or how he managed to get a road roller in 4 seconds

[merry cargo]

i think part of the reason dio respects vannila ice so much is that his stand is the only one in stardust crusaders asides sp that has a fighting chance against him

you cant punch something thats not there

[devout musk]

I love joseph enjoying kars with plane

[near star]

@devout musk, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

[wintry rampart]

if kakyoin knew hamon his barrier would actually look dangerous and dio would’ve died

[nocturne roost]

So... Before Jotaro punches N’Doul, Iggy shouts his own name. Does this confirm that Iggy is a Pokémon...?

[wintry rampart]

👺

[winged crest]

Stands don't conduct hamon

Hermit Purple can because it's made specifically for conducting it

[nocturne roost]

Honestly that would be cool

[burnt nest]

hammitu pupleu and hamon

[wintry rampart]

DIO does not respect Ice

Ice is subservient, he's convenient

[wintry rampart]

There is still no implication of this as a ~rule~

[wintry gull]

joseph used hamon on hermit purple right?
so could other stands use hamon like how joseph did with hermit purple?
for example star platinum using hamon on star platinum and having burning fists

[winged crest]

Nope

Joseph tried using hamon on Empress

Didn't work

Stands don't conduct it, except for Hermit Purple because it's made for it

@wintry gull

[wintry gull]

a ok thx

[lilac temple]

Lmao it’s 2:16 am and the only thing I can think of is kakyoins death on repeat

[pastel talon]

😭

[wintry rampart]

that didn't work because Empress was a part of his own body

[bright remnant]

Is The World a reference to The Man who sold The World?

[pastel talon]

Idk

[wintry rampart]

Why would it be?

The world is a reference to the carrot card

🥕 card moment.

[wanton turret]

The World, as with most of the Stands in Stardust Crusaders, is named after the 21st of the Major Arcana in the Rider-Waite set of Tarot Cards, The World

[wintry rampart]

Lets go guys

[neon sparrow]

What a steal

[late mulch]

i wonder if when joseph knew avdol, avdol named his standn or joseph named it himself

[warm berry]

hi

[near star]

@warm berry, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !

[unreal fern]

I assume Avdol named it

[wintry rampart]

Hai

[cosmic quest]

ora

[wintry rampart]

Best Stardust Crusader?

[bleak belfry]

iggy

[wintry rampart]

[ancient kettle]

iggy

[wintry rampart]

But guys

What about

https://tenor.com/view/cherry-tongue-lickit-licking-pussy-gif-15152591

[bleak belfry]

cherry man is overrated

[past sail]

yes

[ancient kettle]

not even the jobro lmao

[past sail]

hes not a bad character though

[wintry rampart]

Best JoFoe?

[ancient kettle]

in part 3, easily darby the elder

[past sail]

hol horse

[wintry rampart]

true

[past sail]

well actually

if we're including dio in this I would say him

[wintry rampart]

He might have become a crusader almost

[past sail]

but for minor villains hol horse

[wintry rampart]

He should have

[bleak belfry]

For Egyptian gods, ofc Darby elder

Ndoul comes close tho

For other minor villains, hol horse

For vampires, my heart goes out to nukesaku ❤️

[ancient kettle]

kenny g supremacy

the first musical reference stand

[winged crest]

Avdol named their stands at the start of part 3

[bright remnant]

Kakyoin 🤮

[pastel talon]

Nope

Kakyoin swaggy

[merry cargo]

kakyoin is dead

[pastel talon]

😬

[late mulch]

i wish kakyoin was alive but dio donuted him

[wintry rampart]

BIG question

Is Jotaro a Gary Stu?

[bleak belfry]

gary stu is when a character gets upgrades pointlessly and gets handed whatever they want
i would say jotaro remains fairly consistent in his power level

he does have a super op stand, but when you think about it, without time stop its not that great

like, ALL it can do is punch

various stands that appear later in the series, specifically ranged stands, could probably easily take down sp

[ancient kettle]

even some stands in Stardust Crusaders could

[wintry rampart]

What's an anime character you'd consider to be one?

[bleak belfry]

I’m not sure

I’d have to think it over

Maybe deku? But that’s the more recent stuff, kid has gone through some shit

[wintry rampart]

Deku always gets some stupid help from some outside source

Best fight in the anime is Deku vs Gentle since he won that by himself and with pure skill

[bleak belfry]

Yea but he still went through pain and stuff

[bleak belfry]

Pretty good fight

Doesn’t fit well with the rest of the season tho

[winged crest]

Gary stu doesn't get upgraded, he is "perfect", he is "flawless", he gets whatever he wants

[bleak belfry]

Then yeah that’s not jotaro

[winged crest]

Yep

[scarlet lodge]

Garry Stew

Garry the snail gets turned into stew

[winged crest]

Don't get the joke

Nor will i try

[lucid geyser]

savage

[scarlet lodge]

how about you try

[winged crest]

Fuck no

[scarlet lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-stroheim-jojo-haha-nazi-gif-14144994

[bright remnant]

Polnareff land is gonna be a real thing

[crystal stag]

lmao

[bright remnant]

Deadass

Is it really a thing now

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Announces New Theme Park

https://comicbook.com/anime/news/jojos-bizarre-adventure-new-theme-park/

[crystal stag]

omg

[bright remnant]

Its Polnareff Land

[solar vault]

https://tenor.com/view/polnareff-land-jojos-bizarre-adventures-jjba-fireworks-gif-16331133

[near star]

@solar vault, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

[worn lava]

Could Dio beat Vanilla Ice

[wanton turret]

If he's in void ball form, no

[wintry rampart]

Stardust Crusades

[pastel talon]

Yep

[merry cargo]

you cant punch what is not there

[winged crest]

It's there

The void ball is there

[grizzled linden]

I mean, its more accurate to say "you cant punch the very concept of opening a door"

[winged crest]

Punching it is a bad idea tho

[grizzled linden]

Because thats what the void ball, its a gateway into Creams void dimension

[winged crest]

Tho if DIO/Jotaro could pull some shit that'd let them see where Cream is going

Like with the sand

They could stop time

Dodge

Resume

Repeat for a while

When Vanilla Ice peeks out to see if the Job is done

Stop time

Rip his head off

[worn lava]

Makes sense

[grizzled linden]

They have to make no mistakes in the beginning of the fight. When they figure it out, they will most likely win

Either this is very short and Cream obliterates them, or its a longer fight and Dio wins

[solar vault]

When vanilla ice peeks out of cream to see the direction he’s going, dio can stop time and kill or injure him

[grizzled linden]

Yep

[winged crest]

yes i already said that

[solar vault]

oh I didn’t see I’m sorry

[wintry rampart]

dio could stop time for 5 seconds and stopps it for at least twenty every time

[winged crest]

Eh?

[wintry rampart]

in the anime version

[winged crest]

It's 5 seconds

[wintry rampart]

dio stopped time for like 30 seconds

[spice coyote]

don't think about it too hard

[winged crest]

It's 5 seconds

[wintry rampart]

even though its supposed to be 5

[winged crest]

The amount of time that passes in the episode is irrelevant!

It's 5 seconds!

[wintry rampart]

^^^^ what araki thought

[spice coyote]

it's just hard to condense the monologues into 5 seconds so stuff goes on for longer

[winged crest]

Yes that

So it's still 5 seconds

[wintry rampart]

everyone would’ve survived if it was actually for 5 seconds

[winged crest]

DIO literally counts for you

[winged crest]

It is actually 5 seconds

[spice coyote]

don't think about it too hard

[wintry rampart]

im talking about 5 seconds in the episode

[winged crest]

That's not how time flows in anime

Because then it wouldn't be interesting

[wintry rampart]

i know

[spice coyote]

it could be interesting

[wintry rampart]

imagine dio getting beaten up by 2 teens and a 69 year old with a french dude

im also pretty sure it was part 3 that got most of us into jojo

[winged crest]

It couldn't be interesting cuz then DIO has no time to entertain the audience

[winged crest]

No

[wintry rampart]

i said most

[bleak belfry]

That implies most of us are part skippers

[wintry rampart]

some are

👺

[bleak belfry]

Yea but not most

[wintry rampart]

yea

it also couldve been they watched part 1

[winged crest]

Most = most
Most doesn't = some

[wintry rampart]

if they didnt know what part the dio fight was in

Yo yesterday at night,i couldn't sleep,so i was thinking and i realized one thing,in part 3 almost all crusaders’s stands have color prefix or suffix to their names(SILVER Chariot,Magician’s RED,Hierophant GREEN,Hermit PURPLE)
Except from star platinum and the fool

[winged crest]

I see

[wintry rampart]

you sure jotaros underwear wasn’t stars?

Maybe

also how did a piece of glass cut dios lower leg off

[near star]

@wintry rampart, Your Hamon Rank is now level 10 !

[wintry rampart]

that made no sense to me

and it wasn’t a giant pane of glass

[winged crest]

He's flying at an incredibly fast speed after being punched so he landed with such force it cut off the leg I'd assume

[spice coyote]

It's anime, anything goes

[winged crest]

You love your lame explanations don't you

[bleak belfry]

Jojo doesn’t need human logic unless Araki wants to throw random trivia in

[winged crest]

and unless the plot needs it

[spice coyote]

Logical explanations>Head-canon explanations

[winged crest]

Yours is neither

[spice coyote]

[winged crest]

Saying it anime isn't a logical explanation cuz you can say that for eeeeeverything eeeeverer

[bleak belfry]

Yea and saying it works

Because it’s fiction

[spice coyote]

It's the proper explanation, realistically there's no way that glass shard would chop off his leg

[wanton turret]

platinum

[wintry rampart]

That’s more like metal color, rather than just color,I think

[near star]

@wintry rampart, Your Hamon Rank is now level 2 !

[wanton turret]

silver

is a metal

[wintry rampart]

Yeah

[wanton turret]

also use bot commands only in #bot-commands please

[wintry rampart]

My bad

Won’t happen again

[worn lava]

Imagine T. Darby in a fighting game

His only attack would be pulling out a gaming setup from nowhere and making you play an entirely different game

[wintry rampart]

Yes

[wintry rampart]

Why did DP censor Jotaro smoking?

[spice coyote]

Because he's a minor

[wanton turret]

Very strict smoking laws

[near star]

@wanton turret, Your Hamon Rank is now level 30 !

[split stone]

How fast is sc

Without armor

[wintry rampart]

if kakyoin did that thing where they made jotaro trip down staors by cutting him

stairs*

except with eio

ez win

[wintry rampart]

Juggars or Red Draygons?

[true zealot]

Oh, your approaching me? Instead of running away, you are coming straight to me?

[wintry rampart]

HOW

[graceful brook]

I want it

[worn lava]

Probably light speed

[solar vault]

red juggars 😳

[worn lava]

I wonder what game Joseph would’ve challenged T. D’arby to

[wintry rampart]

imagine 20 kakyoins surrounding dio

all with barriers

spamming barrier

and emerald splash

dio would die

[winged crest]

Looks like shit

[lucid geyser]

make his lips black pls

[wintry rampart]

polnareff shouldve used the “shadow clone” thing he did when fighting avdol

when fighting dio

it mightve been more effective

or am i stupid

also how tf could chariot not catch a bullet that moved but could catch a stand moving at nearly the speed of light

chariot could of retried

[wintry rampart]

lol

bruh

change your name

[north haven]

one of my friends has the exact same username

[winged crest]

Those aren't real Chariots

Those are mirror images cuz he's moving so fast

Moving fast against the time stopping Vampire wouldn't help

1 strike kill or fail and die

[winged crest]

Because when you get shocked by something your reaction speed is obviously not the same as usual

And he didn't know the bullet would move

[wintry rampart]

call kakyoin Imperial Examination from now on

[glad harbor]

damn imperial examination's death was so sad, he actually turned into a human donut

[wanton turret]

Hanged Man can't curve around between traveling from one surface to another, so if Chariot already knows where it's going, all it needs to do is be in the way

Emperor, however, has curving bullets

So no matter how fast Chariot is, if Emperor's user can properly guess when they'll attack, he can curve accordingly

[bright remnant]

Does Chariot ever remove its armor after the fight with Avdol

[wanton turret]

I think he did during the hol horse fight

Maybe

[worn tulip]

Ora is now

Bruh

[wintry rampart]

No

Pretty sure

Also if dio was just 1 second faster

Jotaro would’ve died

[worn quiver]

Actually dio lost because he was cocky

[wintry rampart]

Actually Dio lost because Star Platinum is the same type of stand as Za Warudo

[wintry rampart]

Spoilerz

[worn quiver]

Well actually it's not the type because in the JoJo anime/manga there are a lot of close range strong stands

It's actually the type of ability

[wintry rampart]

B-but Jotaro said it

Jotaro never lies

bruh

ik

[worn quiver]

talk about an epic way to die

[wintry rampart]

but still don't spoil

[worn quiver]

oh right

Go to #stone-ocean then ppl here only watched stardust crusaders

[lucid geyser]

remove this or spoiler tag this

it's not cool to spoil anime onlies

[worn quiver]

Onlies ys

Ok

[winged crest]

Just remove actually, if it's just spoiler tagged somebody might assume oh SDC spoiler

[lucid geyser]

aight

[worn quiver]

Yeah I posted SDC spoilers definetly

A part that ppl have read over 10 years ago

Well SDC manga was finished in 1992 lol

[winged crest]

The fact a lot of people have read/ watched it does not mean you should spoil it for those you haven't

That's like saying "oooh this anime is 20 years old why didn't you already watch it you deserve to get spoiled"

[wintry rampart]

• Read the channel descriptions for more details about what is specifically allowed in the channel and what its purpose is.

[worn quiver]

Uhh the anime is 4 years old

[lucid geyser]

bruh

[winged crest]

It's called

An example

Because I saw some dipshit say something almost exactly like that once

[worn quiver]

AHH no 6 years old sorry

And I uhh I spoiled stone ocean not SDC

[winged crest]

you are missing my fucking point

I am aware you spoiled something that isn't SDC

But putting it in this chat is just a dick move to people who are just on SDC

And spoiler tagging it might make em click the spoiler cuz it's in SDC chat so logical assumption is that it's a SDC spoiler

[rich stratus]

Just keep discussions in the relevant chats

[wintry rampart]

delete this too

ez

[winged crest]

Very hard for JoJo fans

They can't read

:P

[rich stratus]

True

[wintry rampart]

I can ligthen up the mood tho

let's talk about

two coffins

[worn quiver]

Well if you talk about stands like the world or cream here there is a chance people just started watching crusaders and that counts as a spoiler too

[wintry rampart]

bruh

[winged crest]

Well that's why you don't go into any chat till you finish the part

[wintry rampart]

exactly

[quick mural]

It is a discussion, of course there's going to be spoilers about the specific part we're talking about.

[bleak belfry]

its better to spoiler incredibly important deaths or stands if you know there are newbies in the chat, but otherwise people are completely in the clear to discuss whatever they want

otherwise that would be a huge pain to have to spoiler everything

[wintry rampart]

No one finds this interesting?

[worn quiver]

Don't worry someone will find it interesting after 3 billion years

[lucid geyser]

nah, i'm against spoiler tagging anything that fits in the channel

noobs should learn it the hard way if they didn't learn it the soft way

i always warn someone when they haven't finished the part that the channel is dedicated to

but if we spoiler tag any plot points or deaths, then it will only invite people who haven't finished the part yet

[bleak belfry]

i mean when someone new just joined the channel

and talked in it

i just consider that common courtesy

other than that, idc

[wintry rampart]

This bridge looks oddly familiar

[old hound]

man

If the battle took place at daytime (yes I know DIO’s a vampire so he’d die immediately but If he couldn’t I mean-) this battle would be wholly less epic

[umbral kelp]

A

[acoustic pendant]

Yeah

[near star]

@edgy pewter, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

[tacit nexus]

Dio would’ve won if dio wasn’t dio

[wintry rampart]

bruh

[sick jay]

I agree with this statement 120%

[wintry rampart]

If star platinum wasn't the same type of stand as the world he would've won for sure

[glad harbor]

ok

[sick jay]

But even if it was the same stand, if dio wasnt just a cocky stuck up twig he wouldve won

[winged crest]

Oh loook "DIO was cocky" again

[wintry rampart]

He was

[winged crest]

He wasn't really he waa being smart for basically the whole fight

[wintry rampart]

Why'd he lose then

[winged crest]

If he was being cocky he wouldn't stay the fuck away from Jotaro the whole fight

Because Jotaro was stronger and outsmarted him

https://tenor.com/view/dio-dio-brando-jojos-bizarre-adventure-anime-gif-17709158

And ofc here's the reason he was staying the fuck away

[grizzled linden]

I mean, he was attempting to be smart

Wouldnt say araki did that great of a job at conveying that, but its fine, thats a different convo

[pine cape]

i feel its less DIO being cocky and more wanting to test out his powers and being carried away.

but he def wasnt underestimating jotaro or anything.

he knew he was a threat.

[winged crest]

He wasn't testing his power

After Jotaro punched a massive hole in his chest

Then it was full on going in for the kill

[pine cape]

he deadass explains at the beginning that he's testing his power tho

[winged crest]

...

What did i just say

After Jotaro punched a massive hole in his chest
Then it was full on going in for the kill

[pine cape]

as in

even after.

[winged crest]

No

Not after

After he was trying to kill him with everything on hand without getting close

Because getting close results in

[pallid epoch]

Imagine jotaro learned how to TS mid fight

[winged crest]

https://tenor.com/view/dio-dio-brando-jojos-bizarre-adventure-anime-gif-17709158

that

[pine cape]

yea

[winged crest]

All it took was seeing DIO do it to realise he could too

[pine cape]

i did say he wasnt underestimating jotaro.

[winged crest]

He wasn't testing him either

[pallid epoch]

Wait the heart on his forehead is in HIS forehead?

[pine cape]

just said he prolonged the fight to see his stand against his more.

[winged crest]

After he realsied Jotaro can fight back in Stopped Time

[winged crest]

X ray

X ray shows metal and gems and shit

[winged crest]

He DID NOT

He was trying to end it

He could not

[pallid epoch]

ima let you guys do you stuff

I will talk after

Wasn't jotaro more stronger in stand?

[winged crest]

Jotaro indeed had a stronger stand

He just holds it's power back for like 95% of the time

[pine cape]

The world is a better stand because its boosted by vampire shit, but Jotaro outsmarted DIO.

[pallid epoch]

So he held back against DIO?

[near star]

@pallid epoch, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

[winged crest]

Fuck no

That's the 1 time Jotaro went all out

[pallid epoch]

Basically jotaro was stronger than every stand user he fought?

[pine cape]

that's why DIO had holes in him whenever he got hit, in comparison to the usual cuts and bruises other minor antagonists got.

[winged crest]

Steely Dan got the shit kicked outta him, but he lived

Most stand user Jotaro fought lived

[pine cape]

Jotaro never went for the kill

[winged crest]

Cuz he did not want to kill them

[pine cape]

except for that last fight.

[winged crest]

Except for DIO because DIO pissed him the fuck off enough to go for the kill

[pine cape]

depends which

[pallid epoch]

Part 4

[pine cape]

actually either way i'd say stronger.

all the way on both.

stronger stand and experience.

timestop shortened.

but Jotaro himself is wayyy smarter.

[pallid epoch]

So his stand physical ability stayed the same

[pine cape]

yea

just timestop

[pallid epoch]

Dang

[wanton turret]

No talk about things that are beyond stardust crusaders in this channel

[pallid epoch]

Hmm

[winged crest]

yes that

[pallid epoch]

Jotaro > every servant of DIO m

[winged crest]

Except Vanilla Ice

Without time stop Jotaro can't beat him

Also Gamer D'arby

[pallid epoch]

Soooo vanilla ice and gamer D'arby > DIO

[winged crest]

No

[pine cape]

with gamer d'arby it depends if they got leverage on jotaro.

if not

[winged crest]

DIO wouldn't play and DIO has TS

[winged crest]

tru

He did get first the leverage of "you don't play i crush ur arm"

Then Kakyoin's soul

[pine cape]

yea

but if its like a standard scenario

jotaro alone

then its basically over for t'darby

the novel?

[pallid epoch]

Game. Or novel idk

I don't read

[winged crest]

Game bad

EoH bad

[pallid epoch]

I will wait for part 6 even if I die waiting

[winged crest]

Reading is good for you

[pallid epoch]

I read discord

[near star]

@pallid epoch, Your Hamon Rank is now level 2 !

[winged crest]

Discord isn't a book

[pine cape]

your loss.

[pallid epoch]

Opinions on jotaro vs avdol?

[pine cape]

Jotaro would win

he would have won the fake out fight in the beginning if he hadnt stepped out of the cell.

[pallid epoch]

Jotaro vs the crusaders?

[pine cape]

all of them?

maybe

[pallid epoch]

TS joot and Non TS joot

[pine cape]

idk

prob not

jotaro weak against range

and crusaders got plenty of that.

[pallid epoch]

I think part 6 would clao

Clap

[pine cape]

maybe, but that's a discussion for #stone-ocean

[pallid epoch]

Go to vento aureo

[split stone]

Is the axe part of alessi’s stand?

[delicate agate]

No but he can make it a part of his stand

If that makes since

He can make anything he holds part of his stand

[split stone]

That makes sense why Alessi’s axe could harm chariot

[lucid creek]

The world isn't flat.

[lucid geyser]

[grizzled linden]

This is a statement and picture combo that has been posted tens of times...and I keep thinking "daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, warudo, you got a fucking dumpie"

Its so fucking unoriginal but so fucking THICC

[glad harbor]

i can turn that to flat

[wintry rampart]

Kakyoin saved me

I was stuck at the orphanage when Kakyoin came along and took me under his care

[dense dome]

Lero lero

[celest field]

[worn lava]

Rero

[wintry rampart]

its plastic

thinking about stabbing my neck with this

[winged crest]

Don't mention that thing from a future part you are vaguely eluding to

[wintry rampart]

ohMy bad

wait it is in part 3

[winged crest]

No

It's not

[nocturne roost]

German science > Stands

Nobody can disagree with me

Nobody

[winged crest]

I disagree

[nocturne roost]

die.

[wintry rampart]

[dense dome]

Kono powah

[delicate agate]

I disagree

[warm plinth]

[lilac temple]

I spent like a full hours trynna learn how to do that, then I spat the cherry out in the bin cuz I don’t actually like them lmao

[topaz flume]

Bruh

[wintry rampart]

I have a question abt the 1990's SC ova

Is it ok if I skip the tarot card arc on the ova, since ive seen the 2014 anime-

[plain bluff]

why is j geil so mf ugly

goddamn

[wintry rampart]

The dude who killed sherry?

Holy shit yeH

Hes ugly

[weary turret]

if youve already seen it then i dont think any watch information we give you will affect your experience at all :v

you already know the story. look at it again or dont

[plain bluff]

oh nah i watched it

but damn

he ugly

[ancient kettle]

[mild salmon]

Ok, question I’ve been debating between friends

You know the parable of the Ship of Theseus

if an old ship has all of its parts replaced over time does it become a new ship or is it still the same ship

this re: dio’s body. after a sufficient amount of time, are they dio’s titties, or are they still jonathan’s

[acoustic pendant]

i would say dio's

because dio was saying "this body is not mine yet, but will be soon" so i would say after an amount of time they would be dios

[lucid geyser]

yeah, eventually they were indeed dio's titties

which was after dio absorbed joseph's blood

but before that, it could be argued that the titties were jonathan's

[acoustic pendant]

yeah

[plain bluff]

[pastel talon]

Dio moment

[wintry rampart]

Pog

[merry cargo]

josoap

[near star]

@wintry rampart, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

[golden pecan]

joeshp

[wintry rampart]

Stop

[wintry rampart]

OrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRAaaaaaaaahhh

[wintry rampart]

Dio looks kinda thicc

[lilac temple]

Dio is thick

[wintry rampart]

Ik

[stoic wing]

Is za warudo thicc

[wintry rampart]

Yes

[lucid geyser]

judge it yourself

[neon sparrow]

THICK

[pastel talon]

Looks like it might transfer into a good kick

Hopefully it kills Jotaro

[wintry rampart]

Kakyoin has the best theme in the series

[split flume]

F

[wintry rampart]

Ok but

Kakyoin milf hunter

[steep comet]

toki yo tomare

kakyoin likes milfs

[wintry rampart]

Mad Giorno noises

[orchid light]

what would happen differently if joseph joestar had a stand similar to star platinum instead of hermit purple?

[near star]

@orchid light, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !

[sage socket]

I understand now

So that’s what my friend meant by ||Jotaro fingers a monkey||

[steep comet]

Many many things
First of all they wouldn't even know where dio was

[winged crest]

Dead

He would be dead

Because if Jonathan survived the boat Dio wouldn't

[wintry rampart]

make this into an emote

[stoic wing]

DIO’s face looks kinda weird

[glad harbor]

that's weird

[wintry rampart]

if dios biggest concern was not being in star platinums range, he would’ve survived if he could’ve freezed things like in part 1 and would’ve been able to possibly kill kakyoin without revealing his stand ability but even if Joseph didn’t know dios stand ability, it might’ve remained the save due to jotaro being able to move in dios stopped time.

[wintry rampart]

@winged crest answer that ^^^

[grizzled linden]

Eh, the only place he could have freezed something would be with his head, because that is fully vampiric

[delicate agate]

Yeah Jonathan’s body wasn’t fully his yet

So he couldn’t

[grizzled linden]

And by Dio's word: "Because I have full control over my body, I have been able to develop a counter to pesky hamon users", referring to freezing

[old hound]

For one, Joseph would be doing more, but tbh he did kinda act as the gang’s guide with HP and got the Crusaders out of some clutch moments

[wintry rampart]

this reminds me of avdol

[winged crest]

If his biggest concern is being in Star Platinum's range, which it is, going into Star Platinum's range to touch Jotaro and freeze him, is the worst idea humanly possible

Because no The World touching something doesn't mean anything cuz The World cannot use Vaporizing Freeze

DIO needs to touch Jotaro to use the freeze on him, so trying to do that gets him fucked faster

[delicate agate]

I could think of a worse idea

[winged crest]

Which is?

[wintry rampart]

he could’ve just used laser eyes

he still had control over his head, meaning he couldve used stingy laser eyes

but my guess is he was too fascinated at the world being able to stop time

[neon sparrow]

space ripper stingy eyes 😳

[wintry rampart]

i just call them “stingy laser eyes”

[delicate agate]

Don’t use time stop at all in the fight

[winged crest]

That is

Indeed a worse idea

[topaz flume]

Bruh

[nocturne roost]

What if this part was in the same artstyle as parts 1 and 2

[pastel talon]

Looks good

[tame mauve]

holy shitto

that's an ass

Also is it weird if I wanted more people to join Stardust Crusaders from DIO's villains

rewatching

man, I like this part way more than I thought I did the first time

[weary turret]

everybody whos not me is crazy. i can literally never get bored of SDC

[topaz flume]

What if you watch the same couple of episodes for 30 days straight

[tame mauve]

on second thought yellow temperance wouldn't be a good fit

neither would soul sacrifice

maybe n'doul

idk

[weary turret]

most of them wouldn't really

they;re all in it for cash or dio's loyalty

except maybe hol horse 🤔

or theyre too big scumbags lol

[winged crest]

Devo*

[winged crest]

I can't get board of SDC!

:D

[tame mauve]

N'Doul thought Dio was the King of Evil / Lowlifes / Those that society had forgotten so he refused to rat him out or something iirc

so probably not

[winged crest]

Eh?

[winged crest]

You described one of the things Salt said just now

[tame mauve]

@winged crest Salt?

I only know a Sale

[topaz flume]

CXSalewater

[nocturne roost]

Damn what the fuck

Why does he have such a dump truck

[lucid geyser]

to hold enough mass to warp spacetime, as is predicted in general relativity

[winged crest]

CXSaltwater

Is who I mean

[tame mauve]

who's that

[winged crest]

....

[topaz flume]

Someone you literally replied to

[winged crest]

You replied to his message lul

[topaz flume]

Smooth brain moment

[tame mauve]

ah yes

oopsie.

[weary turret]

:v

but yes n'doul holds dio in very high respect

to the point that he killed himself before they could force him to talk

he's like vanilla ice, sort of

[topaz flume]

Bruh

[winged crest]

Wonder what the bruh count is at

5776

[bleak belfry]

bruh

[topaz flume]

Yea

Close to 6k

[solar vault]

https://www.change.org/p/araki-polnareff-land-as-a-real-place

[past sail]

who

[past sail]

you arent funny

[sinful meteor]

I am not in the mood to deal with this shit

[topaz flume]

What happened

[pastel talon]

Some guy came in and sent gifs about how jojo fans are gay or something

I'm sure you've seen those

[pastel talon]

Uh yes please

[solar vault]

yes

[tame mauve]

Is it just me or Enyaba not understanding that her son died cause he went off on his own and blaming Hol Horse is kind of confusing?

Or maybe she does but she doesn't care, she's just angry that Hol Horse didn't save him or die saving him / trying to save him?

[bleak belfry]

shes blinded by love

[wanton turret]

she's a mother that cares a lot for her child

she wouldn't think he would be so careless and die, so she blames someone else for it

[tame mauve]

Also, would she actually betray DIO before Steely Dan got to her?

Or was that just "suspense"

[weary turret]

who's to say?

she seemed pretty loyal. i think its more to show that dio wouldnt hesitate to kill his own loyal servants just for knowing his powers

[winged crest]

Hol Horse was supposed to be with him cuz they work as a team

But Hol was like "naaaah he's got this imma just chill"

[tame mauve]

oh true you right

[bright remnant]

Guys guys

Za Warudo!

Haha

Funny jojo reference

Part 3 is shit

[jolly cargo]

Me @ every meme that has ever spawned from part 3

none of them are funny sorry

[bright remnant]

Part 3 isnt funny in general

[wintry rampart]

Part 3 sucked, except for like after the darby fight in dio's mansion-

[near star]

@wintry rampart, Your Hamon Rank is now level 11 !

[bright remnant]

Vanilla ice was the only good fight

[winged crest]

except it didn't

[wintry rampart]

Yeah-

[bright remnant]

Virgin part 3 enjoyer

Chad part 2 enjoyer

[wintry rampart]

Part 4 is way better tho-

[bright remnant]

Shhhhhhhhhh

[past sail]

part 3 is way better than part 2

[bright remnant]

Hmmm

[wintry rampart]

Part 3 sucks, except for the cream fight and kakyoin dying

[bright remnant]

Ig even a broken clock is right twice a day

[past sail]

kakyoin's death isnt even that well done

[bright remnant]

Kakyoin death is p bad

Caesar’s was more emotional

[past sail]

caesar's was worse lmao

[bright remnant]

Hmmmm

[past sail]

well maybe the death itself didnt suck

[bright remnant]

No?

[wintry rampart]

I hated kakyoin thats why i liked his death-

[past sail]

lisa lisa and joseph's reactions were good

[bright remnant]

I hate Kakyoin as well my guy

[past sail]

but we only got his backstory righttt before then and his single great moment is his death

nobody ever brings up anything but his death in my experience

[bright remnant]

His fight with Wamuu was great

I think his personality made great conflict with Joseph’s

He had a p cool design

[wintry rampart]

Ok so i was abt a question abt part 4 hete

[bright remnant]

I like the feathers

[past sail]

his fight with wamuu is his death

[wintry rampart]

Why am i dumb

[bright remnant]

In a way yes but disregarding he died

It was still a great fight

[past sail]

yeah it was pretty good

[bright remnant]

Virgin Jotaro enjoyers
Chad Joseph enjoyers

[stone rose]

How do you monsters hate Kakyoin and say you enjoy his death?

[wintry rampart]

Bc yes

[stone rose]

Kakyoin Noriaki was practically the best Crusader, without him, everyone would have died

[wintry rampart]

Wtf did he do-

[stone rose]

Sacrificing his life to save the only friends he ever had in his life

He told them the secret of Dio’s stand

He passed it on to Joseph, who passed it to Jotaro

Without him, they wouldn’t have known Dio’s ability and they would have died

[wintry rampart]

No, joseph was using logic to say "oh he stopped time by killing the clock, dio can stop time"

He was guessing joseph would realize

[stone rose]

Still, without him Joseph wouldn’t have figured it out

He gave him his last dying message

[winged crest]

Eh?

[stone rose]

Joseph was just shocked, he didn’t have time to think, but he saw Kakyoin aim for the clock, and he figured it out

[winged crest]

No Joseph who is smart, logically concluded Kakyoin destroying the clock was trying to tell him "DIO stops time"

[stone rose]

But at the moment, he was in complete shock, seeing Kakyoin get randomly punched back out of nowhere and Dio appearing right in front of him

[wintry rampart]

I still like his death

[stone rose]

[wintry rampart]

Screw you dude

Dumb bitch

[stone rose]

Tf

[winged crest]

Wow rude

[ancient kettle]

wack

[topaz flume]

Says the dumbass in p4 chat

[bright remnant]

Dio

Is

Stinky

[astral quarry]

https://archive.org/details/jo-jos-bizarre-adventure-part-3-stardust-crusaders-2016-2018-digital-black-manta-empire/JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Part 3 - Stardust Crusaders v01 (2016) (Digital) (BlackManta-Empire)/page/n9/mode/1up

[wintry rampart]

that is the longest and most sus link

i have seen

[astral quarry]

I read the whole thing an I'm just fine

[brittle violet]

rereading part 3 and I love seeing the small differences from early on
did not remember Jotaro having this buttoned shirt

[wintry rampart]

Noice

[slender hamlet]

When dio dies his last line is KONO DIO DA

[winged crest]

yes, because he can't believe he has lost

[slender hamlet]

Yea I think it's just kind of funny that he says his most famous line before he dies

[tawny bloom]

Guys

I bought the final battle of stardust crusaders

[neon sparrow]

He did it boys, he found the thing!

[ancient kettle]

yo its the funny

[winged crest]

this scene is still cooler in the anime

but neat

Shame DIO on the cover looks so meh

[tawny bloom]

I only read part 6 and 7 online but i only got part 3 cause of the iconic final battle

[sage tiger]

Is there even a coloured part 7 book

[winged crest]

no

[sage tiger]

F

[winged crest]

There is no official coloured printed iirc

[spiral bolt]

could dio counter hanged man just by not having a reflection

[spice coyote]

Do vampires in Jojo not have reflections?

[spice coyote]

There is. How do you think they get the scans for the translations in the first place

[topaz flume]

In vampire law, they dont have reflections

So itd make sense if dio doesnt

[weary turret]

they sort of dance around it

[near star]

@weary turret, Your Hamon Rank is now level 12 !

[weary turret]

sometimes they do, and sometimes they dont

dio usually does

straits usually doesnt

[chrome sable]

If stands in part 3 were all named after songs, Oingo's stand would be called Who Do You Want To Be Today

[wintry rampart]

Dio in part 6 artstyle lmfao

[wintry rampart]

I mean the are musical reference

The World is a song name

Dio is a band name

[near star]

@wintry rampart, Your Hamon Rank is now level 8 !

[wintry rampart]

The World has the design of a diver and there's a song by Dio called Holy Diver

And many more references

oh yeah and Speedwagon is a reference lol

[winged crest]

Also Ronny James Dio

Is the singer of Dio

[wintry rampart]

Yeas

[wanton turret]

Yeah, but I don't think araki meant to reference The World(song)

Because, like, part 3 stands(except for the egyptian glory gods, tenore sax, and cream) are named after the Rider-Waite Major Arcana tarot

Which, The World, is number 21 of

So it's probably just a coincidence

Which The World(song) did you mean btw

[wintry rampart]

The World became The World

but it could be a double reference because YAKNOW, araki

Both the tarot card and the song

[wanton turret]

What

[wintry rampart]

https://youtu.be/Bg-ckudBb5Q

[wanton turret]

I mean, it really could be a double reference, but I meant that araki doesn't really have any other choice on what dio's stand would be named

Since he's established that he'll use tarot at the start

[wintry rampart]

True

also that song is referenced in part 8, you see the cover in a panel, I forgot which chapter

Which is kinda cool

[wanton turret]

Okay but this isn't part 8

[wintry rampart]

just figured I'd mention it since we were on this topic, isn't a spoiler anyways

[wanton turret]

Jjl readers always find some reason to bring up part8 in any chat

[wintry rampart]

I haven't even started any manga

[long matrix]

it pisses me off that they dont realize ||the baby is a stand user||

only kakyoin does

||the writng on his arm was pretty smart|| ngl

[wintry rampart]

@long matrix part 3 spoiler: ||you don't have to use spoiler tags||

[long matrix]

oh

ok

now they know

[worn lava]

Why the mouth

[devout solstice]

What the hell

[grizzled linden]

The fuck

[wanton turret]

It's in the anime too

Nice consistency

[plain bluff]

Man I hate kakyoin's donut so much

They really hype him up by letting him do his barrier

And playing the best part of the best song in SC

And then

He starts a bakery

Kakyoin's theme is so good

[stone rose]

It is

Noble Pope

So good, the cello and violin parts are just spectacular

[chrome sable]

Know what two roman guards and a construction worker in egypt have in common?

They both have to explain how they lost something so important and impossible.

[winged crest]

It's called

Virtuous Pope

Not noble

[topaz flume]

Its both

[old hound]

Finally, someone other than me that appreciates the OST to great levels

[hearty temple]

i have been crying for the past hour and a half over the ending of this part

hysterically

kakyoin’s death straight killed me

and iggy/avdol

[teal swan]

Donut

[hearty temple]

and joseph

[teal swan]

Joseph?

He still alive

[hearty temple]

well ik

he came back to life but when he initially died i was sobbing hysterically

i was otp with my boyfriend for all of dio’s world

[calm temple]

If you weren't paying attention to the intro before there deaths, those to the right of the stairwell were gonna die

[hearty temple]

and he was laughing at me the whole time

what

i love the intros

[calm temple]

Like the intro's simply spoil the whole part without you knowing

[hearty temple]

heah

wdym “to the right” though

[old hound]

Honestly getting broken by Kakyoin’s death is a rite of passage for JoJo fans

[teal swan]

otp?

[hearty temple]

otp means on the phone

[old hound]

Okay yk the shot in the second OP where they have everyone on the stairs?

[teal swan]

oh okj

[hearty temple]

I LOVED KAKYOIN FROM THE START

[calm temple]

https://youtu.be/6Xe79gI5TZk just watch this op

[near star]

@calm temple, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !

[old hound]

When it goes to that one shot going down the stairwell

Everyone on the right died during the story

[hearty temple]

OHOHOH ik what you mean

[old hound]

Everyone on the left survived

Yeah clever shit like that

[hearty temple]

avdol originally “dying”

oh my god

i watched all of part 3 over the course of 3 days

[old hound]

h o w

[past sail]

thats my record I think

or 2

[old hound]

h o w i s t h a t p o s s i b l e

I admire your commitment sir

[hearty temple]

🙂

[teal swan]

Wait ya'll actually keep records ? LOOOL

[hearty temple]

i have a severe binging problem

[past sail]

well Ive seen it like 4 times lol

[hearty temple]

i watched all of part 2 in one day

[old hound]

I can’t binge to save my life

[teal swan]

Lol same

[hearty temple]

oh this is my first watch through

[old hound]

So it took me six months to finish the whole series

[past sail]

I used to be able to a lot easier

[old hound]

I took a month break during Stardust tho

[past sail]

now unless I love a series I cant

[hearty temple]

i have really really bad binging problems

[teal swan]

I usually read manga which is a lot faster

[old hound]

And then I rushed through the next couple of parts cause I just wanted to get to Part 5

[hearty temple]

i dont pay attention so i end up watching 6 episodes in one sitting

[teal swan]

Bet you got spoiled

[old hound]

Honestly? I got spoiled in character deaths but not HOW they died
And that’s all

So like, I knew about Kakyoin dying beforehand

[hearty temple]

idk how he dies

i just know that he does

[teal swan]

Getting spoiled is the worst

[old hound]

But I didn’t know how hard it was gonna hit me

[past sail]

delete that

[teal swan]

DELET

[past sail]

we cant talk about stuff from future parts here

[hearty temple]

SPRRY

[teal swan]

LMAOO

[hearty temple]

im sprry

[past sail]

but yeah youre fine lol

just dont do it again

[old hound]

DO NOT WORRY

Rookie mistake

[hearty temple]

thank you guys

[calm temple]

Yeah I off topic here but I cried at the end of Evangelion

And to this day

[hearty temple]

no but seriously kak’s death hit me like a truck

[old hound]

That’s a rite of passage for newbies in this server too tbh

[calm temple]

Its like Vietnam Flashbacks

[teal swan]

Never watched Eva

[hearty temple]

i was JUST finishing crying from iggy

[teal swan]

Iggy put up a fight

[past sail]

the end of eva didnt really effect me

[old hound]

I sped through the last 8 episodes of Stardust

[pastel talon]

Poor doggy

[calm temple]

It did for me ;-;

[past sail]

lmao thats fine

[old hound]

Iggy’s death was the only time I liked Iggy

[hearty temple]

iggy’s death was painful too

[past sail]

Ive cried tons at other series

[hearty temple]

I WAS JUST STARTING TO LIKE IGGGY

I have never cried more than once over a show

[lucid geyser]

ur talking about the movie right

[teal swan]

Lol at times it felt that Polnareff was more of the main character than Jotaro due to how many times he gets the spotlight for almost every fight LOOL

[lucid geyser]

it got me fucked up

[hearty temple]

when i finished the office for the first time i cried because it was over

polneraff waa my least favourite out of the 6

i didnt dislike him, i just wasnt a fan of his arrogance

[old hound]

RIGHT

Honestly, Pol feels like he needs his own light novel

I’d love that tbh

[past sail]

I kinda had this reaction when I finished serial experiments lain and for a while I convinced myself that nothing objectively exists and its just our human senses tricking us

[teal swan]

Loool truuu

[past sail]

and had some existential crisises

[lucid geyser]

man i saw that series as well

[past sail]

fun times

[lucid geyser]

it's crazy

[old hound]

I’d love to see a light novel with Pol training Chariot through his teen years

[past sail]

yep

[hearty temple]

off topic kinda but

jotaro

[old hound]

Like

[teal swan]

Whose ur favourite?

[hearty temple]

i have real attachments to him

[old hound]

He said he trained it for 10 years

I wanna see that process man-

[hearty temple]

i liked pol but he was too headstrong

he wasnt calculated enough and it got him and everyone else in trouble a LOT

[old hound]

Pol used to be my least favorite