#stardust-crusaders

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fringe galleon
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do you guys think he actually shit his pants when that happened

gray steeple
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M a y b e why

fringe galleon
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yeah

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look in vento aureo real quick

ruby hinge
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i would definitely have shit my pants wouldn’t blame him

fringe galleon
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me too

near starBOT
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@fringe galleon, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 19 !

vagrant verge
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Does dio and jotaro grow older during stoped time?

cosmic belfry
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Doubt it

worn lava
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I mean

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The world lets dio “take over” time, it stops the world around him

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So I say yeah

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It just becomes instant, but it’s unnoticeable because of how short it lasts. If Jotaro stopped time indefinitely I think you would see him become younger like normal regardless.

weary turret
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hell yeah

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more or less yeah

nocturne oasis
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Holly would've been able to handle her stand if Joseph hadn't been so overprotective of her

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They wouldn't be on so strict of a timer, if that were the case ,too

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Dont get me wrong, there WOULD still be a timer,since DIO's little plan

nocturne roost
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A wish there was a way for Hamon users to sense the presents of stands

weary turret
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there is!

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get a stand

nocturne oasis
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I mean,

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Stands have some sort of physical prescense

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Anything that can sense air movement can sense stands ,like some snakes ,ULF Kars and Wamuu

heavy ravine
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Lmao

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What you were looking for

winged crest
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That ain't the sentence

nocturne oasis
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Its yer yer days

heavy ravine
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Mein mein neights

nocturne oasis
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BRRRRAAAAAKKKA MONO GAAAAAA

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DOITSU NO KAKAGUWA SEKAI ICHI

heavy ravine
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Based

nocturne oasis
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y e s

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Oingo Boingo S Tier cant prove me wrong

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S
A
B
C
D
E
F
The Sun

ancient kettle
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Is this preference or power?

nocturne oasis
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Preference

ancient kettle
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Cool

nocturne oasis
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if it was power, the sun is still going to the bottom because it sucks

heavy ravine
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Emperor b tier? GUN S

nocturne oasis
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I dont like its design as much as I do bebe stando

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Sethan A tier tho

ancient kettle
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sun is more powerful than half the stands on the list

nocturne oasis
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i refuse to believe that fact and i will keep on being arrogant

ancient kettle
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fair enough

nocturne oasis
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indeed

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how would YOU rank them, tho ?

ancient kettle
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For preference?

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Gimme a sec

nocturne oasis
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Aight

ancient kettle
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Preference not power

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I don't think any are straight up F but if I had to put one there it'd be empress

nocturne oasis
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I dislike Empress aswell-

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If it'd attached itself to any other stand user in the Crusaders she would've either been,
-Toasted
-Turned into mush
-Diced
-Telechinetic Shotgun'd

ancient kettle
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Yup

nocturne oasis
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Ebony Devil is still S for me tho

wanton anchor
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Now that I read part 3 I just realized how much kakyoin did in the first half of part 3. I complained how underused he was (it's still true in the second half) but he came in clutch several times.

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He defeated tower of gray, saved polnareff from j. geil and was actually the main reason for his defeat, he was also the main reason jotaro had a chance against steely dan and he defeated death 13. He did a lot tbh.

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Atleast before they arrived in egypt...

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It's official: I'm a kakyoin stan.

obsidian stag
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I stan Kakyoin

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He's a great Character

worn lava
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I love this stand so much

ancient kettle
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lali-ho!

nocturne oasis
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K A K Y O I N

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Hands down, one of the smartest characters in JoJo

fading roost
wintry rampart
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I don’t get much why people thought Kakyoin was an underused character or why people thought he was just a cardboard cutout

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I felt he did enough with the time he had, and he actually felt like a main protagonist

spice coyote
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he is absolutely a cardboard cutout but i aint in a debate mood

fringe galleon
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thats what i thought too

wintry rampart
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Maybe the cardboard thing can be debated, after all out of all the Crusaders, Kakyoin IS admittedly the most stereotypically shonen

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Still, not like the guy didn’t have struggles, friendships, and an arc that was completed
Underutilized my ass, he did well

ancient kettle
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Definitely not as underutilized as avdol

wintry rampart
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That’s a REAL example of an underutilized character

nocturne oasis
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Avdol deserved to go back to his chickens

storm axle
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i wonder what happened to them after that

nocturne oasis
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The island was pretty remote

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And I dont think anyone lives there so-

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Yeah

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Probably died

fringe galleon
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😦

nocturne oasis
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To be honest,

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Vanilla Ice would've not had the chance to blink if the Crusaders were aware of his ability and existance beforehand

fringe galleon
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fuck vanilla ice

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i hate that asshole

nocturne oasis
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He killed Avdol

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Bastard

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He's the reason that Avdol cant go back to his lovely chickens

fringe galleon
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yeah

nocturne oasis
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what if

fringe galleon
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didn’t he also kill iggy

nocturne oasis
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Yeah, he did

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He could've killed Polnareff too, if Avdol wasn't so selfless

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He pushed him out of the way, so that they could survive

storm axle
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what if they ate each other

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what if they created a society

fringe galleon
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im glad polnareff is alive at least

nocturne oasis
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Oh yeah ,that what if ,

storm axle
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what if it happened like in lord of the flies

nocturne oasis
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What if everyone had survived Part 3 ?

fringe galleon
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what is lord of the flies

nocturne oasis
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DIO returns from his evil ways,

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Avdol returns to his chickens,

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Joe and Kakyoin return to school,

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Joseph sells houses,

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And Polnareff goes back to flirting

fringe galleon
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no all the stardust crusaders should’ve jumped dio

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like a gang bang

storm axle
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lord of the flies is a story of some young boys who get stranded on an island, they form a society, but they form two opposing groups

nocturne oasis
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I would've enjoyed DIO sitting down with the crusaders over a cup of tea any time

storm axle
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and disaster ensues

fringe galleon
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how do they form a society

nocturne oasis
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probably incest

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generations of it

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a lot of it

fringe galleon
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tf

nocturne oasis
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I mean-

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Thats what the Hulk did in Old Man Logan

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fucked his cousin and created a gang of his inbred children

fringe galleon
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wow

nocturne oasis
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yeah

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Anyway, back to Stardust Crusaders,

fringe galleon
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i remember when i watched part 3 i had a dream that i was in Egypt with my friends and we had to save 6ix9ine from prision

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that was an awesome dream

nocturne oasis
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"My mom has fallen ill, now we have to save 6ix9ine from prison to save her!"

fringe galleon
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yes because 6ix9ine has the needle

nocturne oasis
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Heroin ?

fringe galleon
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no the corona needle

nocturne oasis
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Oh -

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I had a dream about having a part 6 stand

cosmic belfry
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hes my favorite

fringe galleon
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i also had a dream where thanos was gonna kill my cat and i had star platinum and i had to destroy a hard drive to defeat thanos and he also had an evil son

nocturne oasis
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Pol's my favourite

fringe galleon
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i dreamed of JoJo a lot when i was watching it

storm axle
fringe galleon
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how did they create a society then

nocturne oasis
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who said boys cant be pregnant

fringe galleon
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oh god

storm axle
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they created a hierarchy

fringe galleon
storm axle
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and two groups formed due to differing opinions

nocturne oasis
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n o

fringe galleon
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what’s a hierarchy

nocturne oasis
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power system, basically

storm axle
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like ranks

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yeah

nocturne oasis
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President ,worker, servant etc.

storm axle
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watch the movie, it's interesting

fringe galleon
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but there’s only two of them though

storm axle
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don't watch it if you are a child though lol\

frosty cradle
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yea

nocturne oasis
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#BoysCanLayEggs

fringe galleon
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im 16 i’ll be good

nocturne oasis
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I had this idea,

storm axle
nocturne oasis
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If you were to spend the rest of your life with one character from Part 3 and up, who would it be ?

fringe galleon
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jotaro

storm axle
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Polnareff

cosmic belfry
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avdol

fringe galleon
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is there a choice where i could become jotaro

nocturne oasis
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No

cosmic belfry
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jotaro is my fav but hes too serious for forever

fringe galleon
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i wanna be jotaro kujo

nocturne oasis
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And I would definetly choose DIO

fringe galleon
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you do realize dio would take advantage of you right

nocturne oasis
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I really want to figure out whats going on in his head

storm axle
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He would eat you bwoii

nocturne oasis
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Jokes on you, I haven't showered since 2011

fringe galleon
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why

storm axle
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you would be a savory meal

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marinated blood

nocturne oasis
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y e s

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but i think DIO has like

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some standards

storm axle
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marinating for 9 nears, you'd be expensive

nocturne oasis
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like fine wine

storm axle
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what higher standards than choosing aged human

stone rose
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Bruh all of you are insane, I'd go with Kakyoin

fringe galleon
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no jotaro is the best option

nocturne oasis
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Smart choice

fringe galleon
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wait a minute

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im not gay

nocturne oasis
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But if I weren't trying to figure someone out, like DIO, I'd say Avdol

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I wanna piss down a tube with Avdol into someones mouth

stone rose
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Actually...

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Wait

storm axle
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lmao

fringe galleon
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im changing my option to a female character

nocturne oasis
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Mariah ?

fringe galleon
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hmmm

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probably not

nocturne oasis
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She's pretty hot ,but her stand sucks

storm axle
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enyaba

stone rose
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Here's my top list of characters I would love to hang out with and be friends with:

1.) Kakyoin

2.) Joseph

3.) Polnareff

4.) Dio

5.) Jotaro

6.) Avdol

fringe galleon
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hell nah

storm axle
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If jotaro sought me out as a friend, that is all the validation i would need for the rest of my life

fringe galleon
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i wanna say the name but it’s from a later part so i can’t say

storm axle
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go to the other part and say it

nocturne oasis
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If its a Friends with Benefits situation,

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Definetly Mariah

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that ass,dude

stone rose
storm axle
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I saw that and I would too

stone rose
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:)

storm axle
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😭

nocturne oasis
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what did he say

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i want to say i would too aswell

stone rose
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I said nothing

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And my lawyer has advised me to stay quiet

nocturne oasis
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I would too

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D U D E

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Hear me out,

storm axle
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read me out

nocturne oasis
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She DID say that she'd jump on Josephs trunk if she wasn't so attached to DIO

fringe galleon
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i know what he said

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he said he would let jotaro star finger him

nocturne oasis
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

storm axle
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lmfao

fringe galleon
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i see everything

wanton anchor
wintry rampart
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Starducc

wanton anchor
spice coyote
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He looks like a toad

stone rose
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I farking love Kakyoin

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His death just...

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Impacted me on a whole other level

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Far worse than any other crusader

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Although Polnareff is super close especially when I thought he died in his fight with Vanilla Ice

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Cause I shed a tear until it turned out it was Iggy who saved Polnareff

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But damn.. Kakyoin was my idol out of the crusaders

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I cannot look at a cherry in my life anymore without being reminded of him

ancient kettle
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Kakyoin based for liking Sting

scarlet garden
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best boi

stone rose
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^

dull wind
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kakyoin is one of the most relatable characters in jojo for me

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but his death didnt make me sad at all

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and iggys did

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for some reason

storm axle
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iggy's made me cry. kak's did not

ancient kettle
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I didn't like iggy much but his death hit me the hardest

storm axle
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aww

dull wind
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iggy was my least fav out of the three that died yet the only one that made me cry

worn lava
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I think it’s because of how annoying he was and that he saved Polnareff despite that

dull wind
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yeah maybe

dark basin
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Kakoyin’s death didn’t make me cry, it just reminded me of the memes

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But seeing his backstory

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Knowing full well what was about to happen

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that made me cry

dull wind
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his backstory hit

dark basin
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I didn’t even see iggy’s death

dull wind
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too close to home

dull wind
dark basin
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The episode bugged out

dull wind
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oof

dark basin
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And there was a solid 2 minutes it would not let me watch at all

dark basin
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Even with a refresh

dull wind
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there u go

dark basin
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Took me until the finale to realize he died

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Like

dull wind
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LMAO

dark basin
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Where the hell is this dog

dull wind
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that's actually so funny wtf

dark basin
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The fool and the world are the first and last cards, they should fight eachother at some point

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So where is iggy

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Turns out he was just dead

dull wind
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lol

dark basin
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I was fully expecting Dio to get stalled by a wall of sand or something

worn lava
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Cream could beat dio if he wanted to

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Change my mind

robust linden
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Iggy grows on you fast

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And there's something tragic about a dog essentially beaten to death... yet he still went out of his way to spend his last remaining life energy to save Pol

dull wind
robust linden
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And with the music, Polnareff screaming and shit...

dull wind
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stop omg 😭

robust linden
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"IGGYYYYY"

dull wind
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i love this gif

heavy ravine
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Lmaooooo

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Wtf is this

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I knew the ova didn't have awesome animation but wasn't expecting this

thorny sigil
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wtf are you talking about this is peak animation

heavy ravine
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Oh yeah sorry

thorny sigil
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:(((( you better be

heavy ravine
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I mean it has the epic CACKYOIN! ×2 IT'S GOT HIS EYES! scene

thorny sigil
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that scene was fucking gold ngl

near starBOT
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@thorny sigil, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 34 !

thorny sigil
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oh hey

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thanks for reminding that i have no life :(

heavy ravine
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Lmao that hurts

cosmic belfry
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Ngl I kind of vibe with blonde pol and Joseph

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Ova wasnt the greatest but I like that

dull wind
rapid merlin
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okay the OVA animation rendition of ZA WOURLDO is literally peak animation fite me

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Missed opp by David

dull wind
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what

wintry rampart
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Unironically speaking, yeah, the animation was great
Emerald Splash looks much cooler and movements are at least a bit more varied
Though I stg it doesn’t make it look like JoJo usually

median orbit
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petition to force david productions to redraw the whole thing in ova style

dark basin
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ok hear me out

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ova animation

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davidpro character designs

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original manga plot and lines

wintry rampart
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am i the only person who laughs at that

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my brain just got mushed reading that

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apologies

dull wind
wintry rampart
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omg i could not stop laughing last night

urban rover
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Dio would be such a whore regardless of the gender. He just wants to dom people.

wintry rampart
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Okay but if it had the OVA style animation, you’d be sacrificing the David Pro designs; the animation’s only better in the OVA BECAUSE it wasn’t held down by the manga’s art style

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yall thought the ova animation was better?

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(nobody attack me for this im not saying its bad)

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Oh I’m not saying it’s better but
I’ll be fair, for the 90s, that shit was clean

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Emerald Splash looks way better tbh

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And for reference, I’m only talking about the six episodes produced in 1993, not the first half made in 2004

wanton turret
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Yeah I think it's better

scarlet fulcrum
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But in the OVA we don’t have this classic

0YESIAM

wintry rampart
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OVA iggy

robust linden
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lmao at people saying "missed opportunity by DP"

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The people making the OVA didn't have the burden of staying true to the hell to draw detailed Jojo style, nor recreate the entire SDC plotline

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The OVA skipped around and largely did a lot of its own things

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They skipped entire arcs nor did they recreate everything in the latter half.

spice coyote
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Thus, marking the OVA a superior adaptation kakyoinlaugh

obsidian stag
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The OVA is a gem don't get me wrong but DP put way more effort and Work into making Jojo what it is now

winged crest
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Dp better cuz they are true to the source material

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I'm sure the ova adaptation is good

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But I despise stuff that diverges from the source

obsidian stag
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It is but DP better

winged crest
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Because I've seen so much of the shit that went "screw the source"

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And then ended up being shit

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Cries in Deadmam Wonderland

obsidian stag
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Damn

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cries in Akame ga kill

winged crest
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Cries in Tokyo Ghoul (excluding s1)

obsidian stag
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^^^

robust linden
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OVA's cool but it's the worse adaption. All it has going for it is animation

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It has worse voice acting, isn't nearly as faithful and some of the changes were worse than the original manga

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Iggy's death and Oil Tanker replacing Road Roller comes to mind

worn lava
winged crest
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Also Iggy looking like an actual dog is so

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Meh

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This shit is adorable

winged crest
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Why'd you ping me for that

dull wind
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why not

worn lava
past sail
swift fox
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Ahah go Kakyoin emerald splash go brr

worn lava
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What would win

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Emerald splash or throwing knife flurry

wintry rampart
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Emerald splash

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silvera chariota

worn lava
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Why didn’t dio go for Kakyoin’s head?

wintry rampart
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why would he do that?

worn lava
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They can’t cost you the whole battle if they don’t have a head

weary turret
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dio really thinks he's above it

near starBOT
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@wintry rampart, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !

wintry rampart
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crushing his head in stopped time would be instant, you're right

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ngl his stand is so op

worn lava
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Who

wintry rampart
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i thought avdol and iggy aren't dead

wintry rampart
worn lava
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Aren’t most stands op

wintry rampart
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yea but his stand is like above of all stands

worn lava
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What would happen if dio got caught by Set

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I feel like quite a few minions could beat Dio given the opportunity and incentive as long as they attack first

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Could Dio do anything about strength if forever didn’t get cocky?

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Idc how fast is he surely can’t navigate Strength to find and kill forever in under 10 seconds

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Sure Dio won’t die but he sure isn’t winning getting trapped in the ship

wintry rampart
wintry rampart
worn lava
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What was his limit? 5 seconds?

wintry rampart
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Dio is a vampire

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how did jotaro stop the time

wintry rampart
wintry rampart
wintry rampart
worn lava
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Like I said, I’m fairly trapping Dio in the walls counts as a win for all effective purposes

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Or floor

wintry rampart
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oh damn why he didn't notice that at first

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noticed what? that he could stop time

worn lava
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No amount of dislocating frees you from sinking into the ship

wintry rampart
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yea

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he did, he could only do it for like half a second and it was chalked up to adrenaline

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ohh

wintry rampart
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as a head

worn lava
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But it’s not sinking, it’s trapping him

wintry rampart
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yea he such a badass villain

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he can pop his own head off

worn lava
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He needs to attack himself to do it

wintry rampart
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you dont actually know that at this point considering he isn't even fully fused with Jonathan

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but it doesnt matter

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because this is dumb

worn lava
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Eh

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Would Set de-vampirify Dio?

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Ok

wintry rampart
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wut u saying

worn lava
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Alessi Stand makes stuff younger

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If it made Dio younger would he eventually revert to being a normal human

wintry rampart
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why dio still looks young

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cant understand

wintry rampart
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🤔

winged crest
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What do you mean why he still looks young

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He's a vampire

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You knooooow

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Immortal blood sucking monster

wintry rampart
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yea:(( or maybe i forgot

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ohh yea

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thanks

obsidian stag
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What have I missed

safe osprey
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hey look its Jotaro Ku|| SIKE U THOUGHT BUT IT WAS I DIO!||

feral thicket
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The sidewalk is wide enough. Go

dull wind
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lol

wintry rampart
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i miss kakyoin;(

visual whale
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Rip cherry boy 😿

dull wind
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i dont

stone rose
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Bruh

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Do you even have any emotions?

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Kakyoin was best boy

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Died alone and afraid, only 17 years old, his family back in Japan don't even know where he is, thinking he ran away from home and they're worried, and Kakyoin dies not knowing if his friends received his final message

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The past 50 days of their trip was the first time in Kakyoin's life where he found friends to be with

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He spent only 50 days of his life being happy and surrounded by people he cared about

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Then he dies the most painful death out of the crusaders, being left to bleed on a water tower, a hole through his stomach, and every bone in his body broken as water flows through him

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You'd have to be made out of steel not to cry or feel bad for him

languid crescent
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Noooo...

dull wind
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AVDOL UGH

honest flare
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Yeah I hate Abdul too.

languid crescent
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why?

near starBOT
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@languid crescent, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

left gate
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Noooo...

languid crescent
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this channel is stardust crusaders HYPERrage

left gate
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what the fuck

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I thought it was jojokes

left gate
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will be more careful next time, thank god I censored it lol

languid crescent
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yea

wintry rampart
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man i thought they aren't still dead

dull wind
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i feel bad for kakyoin

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but i dont miss him

wintry rampart
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i miss their friendship

dull wind
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what friendship lol

wintry rampart
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polnareff and iggy

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and avdol

dull wind
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oh me too

marsh moat
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i've been showing one of my friends jojo, and yikes, it's made me realize how much part 3 doesn't hold up

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part 2 as well

wintry rampart
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Sounds like you're letting your friend influence you tbh

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why?
@languid crescent racism maybe?

languid crescent
marsh moat
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have you noticed that every female character in part 3 is attracted to one of the main characters, even if they are trying to murder them

thorny sigil
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yeah the sexism kinda made me dislike part 3 a bit

marsh moat
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plus the entire plot of holly not having enough willpower to control a stand in bananas sexist

thorny sigil
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still a good part if you can get past that though

thorny sigil
bleak belfry
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lots of sexism in parts 2 and 3

marsh moat
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its an alright part. its pretty funny, but going back to it showed how many of the fights either sucked, or were just mediocre

bleak belfry
thorny sigil
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||the baby from part 4 didn’t||

marsh moat
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there are three fights that i liked in part 3. hanged man, anubis, and cream

bleak belfry
thorny sigil
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but then again its a different part so

bleak belfry
thorny sigil
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maybe

marsh moat
thorny sigil
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ohh

bleak belfry
thorny sigil
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anyway. I personally liked part 3 for the nostalgia and polnareff characters

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but i can see why others wouldn’t like it that much

marsh moat
# bleak belfry ||wait when did it get hit with the arrow? also, im pretty sure the potential to...

||it had to have been hit with the arrow. there are only 3 ways to get a stand 1. the joestar curse, which she doesn't have. 2. the arrow. 3. mastery of a craft, like tonio. plus it only takes it to wield the stand properly. shizuka didn't have a proper fighting spirit, so that's why she couldn't control her invisibility and made it bigger the more upset she was, it was subconscious at this point||

thorny sigil
marsh moat
#

aight

marsh moat
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you know what, the rules of stands are confusing

bleak belfry
bleak belfry
thorny sigil
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every rule of stands has been broken at one point

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but it kinda makes sense since stands are so diverse it’s impossible to always follow all the rules without any exceptions at all

bleak belfry
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true but there are definite points where its so blatant that its a violation of stands

thorny sigil
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like what?

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not doubting you just have bad memory btw

winged crest
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Ah yes woman who is gentle and kind and would never fight not having enough fighting spirit to control a stand

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JoJo fans "this is sexism"

wintry rampart
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yikes

bleak belfry
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who says its sexism?

wintry rampart
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yeah I didnt expect that reply

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you did, buddy

bleak belfry
#

wut

wintry rampart
winged crest
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Labrys, aunt

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They said it

bleak belfry
winged crest
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They were tho

bleak belfry
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i mean more like the amount of times holly was basically in the nude with vines over her

wintry rampart
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I dont think any of it is purposeful sexism regardless

bleak belfry
wintry rampart
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Araki has always been progressive within the restraints of SJ

winged crest
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That's fan service

wintry rampart
winged crest
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Which is fine

bleak belfry
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fan service...is sexism for the most part

winged crest
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Cuz the men are also fan service af

wintry rampart
#

what does gay parts have to do with being sexist

marsh moat
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remember the time they had to go into a womans bathroom and peep soooo not sexist

winged crest
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Ah I see you are one of those people

bleak belfry
winged crest
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Jokes aren't allowed I see

bleak belfry
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but it still has some sexism in it

winged crest
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One moment let me fetch a woman

worn lava
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what's going on?

wintry rampart
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something cringe is going on

worn lava
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Good grief

marsh moat
winged crest
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What

wintry rampart
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the fellow with the discord picture demeaning a female robot dedicated to a male self-insert is pulling the sexism card

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for some reason

winged crest
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I'm calling the bathroom scene a joke

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It's written to be funi

bleak belfry
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what bathroom scene? the one with mariah?

winged crest
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Like the whole arc was

bleak belfry
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or the several polnareff toilet adventures

winged crest
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Mariah

worn lava
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"Lol jojo gay"
-Mariah, probably

marsh moat
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either way, we can all agree alessi arc was creepy as fuck

winged crest
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Meh

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I've seen worse

wintry rampart
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Jojo is subgenre horror

worn lava
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Yeah those 2 fights are hard to watch that's what im trying to say

wintry rampart
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and Goku had peepee moments too

bleak belfry
winged crest
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The shit I've seen and heard about

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Nothing is an issue to watch

marsh moat
worn lava
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Is it just me or was the alessi fight kinda bs

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is he really not able to see a kid between the mirror and the glass

bleak belfry
marsh moat
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he was too horny to notice

bleak belfry
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alessi doesnt have time for thots

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he tried to axe her

marsh moat
worn lava
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Yeah
I feel like alessi was a waste of an episode

bleak belfry
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most fights couldve been shortened to one episode

marsh moat
winged crest
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He doesn't fuck kids

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He turns people into kids to beat the shit out of them

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Because he's a little bitch who's to scared to pick on somebody his own size

wintry rampart
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Im not going to defend Alessi against a pedo accusation lmao but its real cringe hours in here

bleak belfry
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if your fighting spirit manifests itself as an ability to de age someone, pretty hard pedo evidence

winged crest
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Wow you guys really wanna make this worse then it has to be

wintry rampart
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Alessi being a pedo is 🤷

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His stand is literally manifested as the shadow he casts over those smaller than him yeah

bleak belfry
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eh innocent until proven guilty i guess

obsidian stag
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Tf is going on here

wintry rampart
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real cringe hours

bleak belfry
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very serious, educated discussion between intellectuals about the ethical properties of alessis stand

wintry rampart
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kids really be like "Ebony Devil was a waste" and its like the 2nd time ever that a villain wasn't defeated by the Jojo

worn lava
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Polnareff was the first?

winged crest
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No

worn lava
#

who

winged crest
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Gray Fly was defeated by Kakyoin

worn lava
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so it's the third?

wintry rampart
#

2nd

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Kakyoin was 1st

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Excluding that Will allowed Jonathan to track and kill Jack the ripper himself

worn lava
#

Who beat polnareff again?

wintry rampart
#

Who did he beat?

wide current
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Polnareff killed Ebony Devil

wintry rampart
#

^User is Devo

wide current
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Yes

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Devo The Cursed

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Otherwise known as Soul Sacker

worn lava
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Avdol beat polnareff, why doesn't that count

wintry rampart
#

localized names are irrelevant tbh

obsidian stag
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What sexism tho?

wide current
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Localized names are the best names

wintry rampart
wide current
wintry rampart
#

You know, I considered it such a friendly duel but I guess you're right

worn lava
wintry rampart
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part 3 party getting those wins away from Jotaro

wintry rampart
thorny sigil
obsidian stag
wide current
#

Idk

worn lava
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Fellas are sneak attacks sexist

obsidian stag
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It clearly shows her getting sneak attacked

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That isn't sexist

wide current
#

Kars cheated on her

wintry rampart
# obsidian stag How is that sexist tho

It is actually inherently sexist since Araki cited that he wanted to do more with LisaLisa but was probably told not to since part 2 was already taking a lot of risks

worn lava
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You know who else got sneak attacked? Caesar's teacher

wide current
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With a zombie

thorny sigil
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so?

wintry rampart
#

but in story it is not sexist

obsidian stag
thorny sigil
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he could have done so with a man as well

obsidian stag
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You say probably

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So you don't know

winged crest
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Now explain your argument for holly not having the fighting spirit to control her stand being sexist

worn lava
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He did do so with a man

thorny sigil
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he would have cheated on the fight with any gender

obsidian stag
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Lisa lisa getting sneak attacked like that isn't sexist in the slightest

winged crest
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I know that

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Some fuckin people here

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Don't tho

obsidian stag
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Bruh

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Holly was too soft how is that being sexist tho

thorny sigil
#

i do kinda get the holly argument

worn lava
winged crest
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Now how about fanservice

wide current
#

He died

winged crest
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Explain how that's sexist

obsidian stag
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Wtf

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How TF is fan service sexist

worn lava
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he didn't die

winged crest
worn lava
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he also got sneak attacked

obsidian stag
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Bro next your gonna be hearing Oh Araki is somehow sexist

thorny sigil
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that was showing the stand dude

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plus how is nude women sexist

obsidian stag
winged crest
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What about him

wintry rampart
worn lava
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I mean technically Kars doesn't exactly wear much clothes either

wintry rampart
#

He does speak in detail about how he felt about making the mentor a female in her Jojonium volume interview however

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and shounen titles have notoriously weak female roles

obsidian stag
wide current
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wait what's jojonium again?

wintry rampart
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Jojoniums are rereleased editions of 1-3

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and the first time we got 1-2 in official english

obsidian stag
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Most Jofoes are shown shirtless at least once

worn lava
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Doesn't Lisa Lisa effortlessly kill that one guy

winged crest
#

yes

thorny sigil
#

yeah

obsidian stag
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Except for a certain one

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Yes

wintry rampart
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might as well credit Straits for killing the Led Zeppelin zombies

obsidian stag
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Yeah guys Lisa Lisa getting sneak attacked is sexist 🗿

winged crest
#

What about her

obsidian stag
#

Main Jofoe

winged crest
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She's hot

thorny sigil
#

what

winged crest
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Her outfit is sexy

obsidian stag
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She's a bitch tho

winged crest
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Tru tru

wide current
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David Bowie never took his shirt off

winged crest
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That's a filthy lie

thorny sigil
#

shower scene

obsidian stag
wide current
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oh yeah

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The shower scene with the little kid

obsidian stag
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He literally reveals his pp to her

thorny sigil
#

i like how everyone immediately knows what you’re talking about

obsidian stag
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Twice

winged crest
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@marsh moat i brought the person i was calling explain the "part 3 sexism" to her i wanna see how you explain this "sexism" that's in it just ping me and ᴅɪʟғ ʜᴜɴᴛᴇʀ ᴄᴀᴜʟɪ when you do

wide current
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wait what about holy blackman

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he never took his shirt off

wintry rampart
obsidian stag
thorny sigil
#

i mean there is sexism in part 3

worn lava
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Strawberry(watermelon?) hair is always borderline shirtless but technically isn't

obsidian stag
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*most

obsidian stag
wintry rampart
winged crest
#

Where

wintry rampart
#

whodathunkit

obsidian stag
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Where?

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Is

winged crest
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Explain the sexism in this part

obsidian stag
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The sexism

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In pt3

thorny sigil
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well for example jotaro screaming at girls and then they swoon

wide current
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i like how every JoFo except one has been shown shirtless

wintry rampart
winged crest
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that's not

obsidian stag
thorny sigil
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and all the women in general are into one of the male characters

winged crest
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The point of her existence

obsidian stag
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That's not sexsim

thorny sigil
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do it too

winged crest
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Sooooooo

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if you saw 5 hot men

obsidian stag
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How is that sexsim

winged crest
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5 insanly hot men

obsidian stag
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Jotaro is hot tho

winged crest
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you wouldn't fucking swoon?

obsidian stag
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^

thorny sigil
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dude

wintry rampart
obsidian stag
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Bruh

worn lava
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You also have Polnareff simping on hol horse's girlfriend, equality

winged crest
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And ofc Jotaro who gets swooned on by girls who annoy him all the time would tell them to fuck off

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If i kept getting swooned on by pople i didn't like it'd tell em to fuck of

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Be they men or women

obsidian stag
#

Girl swooning over a hot 195 cm. Buff Japanese
17 year old is now sexist

wintry rampart
#

I dunno what to tell you guys

obsidian stag
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He's isn't even doing it on purpose

thorny sigil
#

thats

wintry rampart
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Jotaro is a young Japanese male in a leading role in a shounen comic and he was traveling around with a bunch of older dudes

obsidian stag
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It's just girls

worn lava
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I can imagine he tells them to shut up because they're constantly doing it

obsidian stag
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Falling for a guy

thorny sigil
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you knwo what i’m just gonna go

wintry rampart
#

and someone probably said "hey Araki, put in a girl!"

obsidian stag
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Who looks hot af

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And him telling them to piss if cause it always happens

winged crest
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Hot women and hot men in mostly equal mesure

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Fan service for everyone

obsidian stag
#

Literally me to any guy who tries

worn lava
#

Does part 3 have a single man who isn't at least 20% muscles

winged crest
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Cuz all the main characters in apperence are fan service for anybody who's into men

worn lava
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other than background characters

winged crest
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Because they all look hot as fuck

thorny sigil
worn lava
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killed*

winged crest
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He's muscular

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Raped and killed

worn lava
#

oh

obsidian stag
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Anyone in Jojo is fuckable minus a certain few tbh

thorny sigil
#

yeah

wide current
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dude i swear i just heard a mosquito doing "Last Train Home"

thorny sigil
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its an omen

wide current
#

OnO

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im scared now

wanton anchor
#

Perfection 👌

rugged palm
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hey im tryna draw holly and ima send yall the wip cus i wanna know if i should change the pose or not

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the image itself is sfw and doesnt show anything explicit but she is nude (you can only see her back and legs) so ill spoiler warning it

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just in case cus i dont wanna upset any1

forest pewter
#

Looks good

wintry rampart
dark basin
nocturne oasis
#

You guys think Polpol ever visited that woman in the Allesi fight again ?

steel ivy
#

Do u think dio likes Pringle’s or Doritos?

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Or maybe lays

#

I could see lays

wanton turret
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i'd imagine he'd hate how lays packs are 70% air

steel ivy
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And Doritos aren’t?

calm plume
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Why is this in the Stardust Crusaders channel naranciawhy

steel ivy
#

It’s a serious debate

wanton turret
#

i haven't bought doritos before

wintry rampart
#

wut is there polpol in stardust crusaders

#

Muda Muda Muda

winter current
#

you want the joint?

wintry rampart
#

Bet

#

P A S S T H E B O O F

wintry rampart
#

Do u think dio likes Pringle’s or Doritos?
@steel ivy DIO wouldnt want to ruin Jonathan's ideal body with junk food

wide current
shrewd dagger
#

part 3 is a snoozefest imo

wintry rampart
#

Oh shit I just realized yesterday was Younger D'arby's birthday

wintry rampart
wintry rampart
worn lava
#

Does Kakyoin ever use the emerald splash aside from Jotaro, Tower of Gray, or Dio?

nocturne oasis
#

Honestly, I dont remember

weary turret
#

yes

worn lava
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But it’s basically a magic machine gun right

weary turret
#

thats a good way to put it

worn lava
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What else does he use it on?

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Are there any fights where emerald splash would particularly help?

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There’s wheel of fortune but so do most things

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Death 13 but he couldn’t just kill the baby

nocturne oasis
worn lava
#

Not every fight

near starBOT
#

@worn lava, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 14 !

worn lava
#

Lovers comes to mind

nocturne oasis
#

Kakyoin's downfall was coming across an opponent that strong, the emerald splash is actually near-unblockable

worn lava
#

But imagine Hol Horse vs kakyoin

#

Could Hol Horse kill kakyoin during the start up time?

nocturne oasis
#

I think he'd be too stupid to shoot at that time tbh

#

Probably talk to Kak

worn lava
#

It’s a nonzero possibility that due to the spread splash could also accidentally hurt allies

nocturne oasis
#

Hol Horse just aint the sharpest tool in the shed

#

Yes,he very much could hurt his allies,

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But he'd hurt whatever he's aiming at more

worn lava
#

Why didn’t the guys just skip straight to the beatdown against Daniel? D’arby in Dio’s Mansion

#

It’s not like he was going to give them information

nocturne oasis
#

The poker one or the gamer one ? Sorry, I forget

#

Yeah, Daniel was the poker one-

worn lava
#

Gamer

nocturne oasis
#

Oh aight

worn lava
#

I forget the other guy’s name

wanton turret
#

Telence

worn lava
#

Wierd name

nocturne oasis
#

Indeed

#

Why cant he be like his brother ?

worn lava
#

But why didn’t they just skip to the beatdown

#

“Wanna play some video ga-“
“Ora”

nocturne oasis
#

Probably because Telence was the only one who knew a way out of the dimension thingy

worn lava
#

Was it a dimension?

nocturne oasis
#

It was kind of a room, but you get the point

worn lava
#

Jotaro punched the man out of it

nocturne oasis
#

They didn't know that it was a room before that, so they had to get some information

worn lava
#

I guess

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But they don’t

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They could have asked him but didn’t

nocturne oasis
#

Telence prolly wouldn't have told tbh

wintry rampart
#

They did ask D’Arby those kind of questions, he answered a couple, but for most he was like “I cannot say”

winged crest
#

Or I don't have to answer

nocturne oasis
#

Guys

#

DIO vs Jonathan fists only no stands

bleak belfry
#

vs jonathan? is hamon allowed?

nocturne oasis
#

Yes

near starBOT
#

@nocturne oasis, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 23 !

nocturne oasis
#

:)

bleak belfry
#

wait this is just part 1

nocturne oasis
#

Nah uppercase DIO is part 3 DIO

#

Who is weaker than Part 1 Dio physically

bleak belfry
#

so jonathan would be fighting his own body

nocturne oasis
#

In my honest opinion,

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Jonathan blitzes DIO

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No competition

bleak belfry
#

oh yeah definitely

winged crest
#

well if no stands then yes

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If stands then no

nocturne oasis
#

Yeah, obviously

bleak belfry
#

if stands, what is jonathan gonna do? tell DIOS fortune?

nocturne oasis
#

I'd say Jonathan still stands a chance

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He can blow DIO's head off with a single punch

bleak belfry
#

jonathans stand is probably the hermit purple variation

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otherwise he cant see the world

winged crest
nocturne oasis
#

I heard somewhere that Hermit Purple was hamon as a stand

bleak belfry
nocturne oasis
#

Dunno if its confirmed, but it makes sense

winged crest
#

It isn't hamon as a stand

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It's like

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wtf was it

bleak belfry
#

its a conductor for hamon

winged crest
#

Yea that

nocturne oasis
#

Hermit Purple: The mystery man

bleak belfry
#

so hamon can travel through it

winged crest
nocturne oasis
#

Imagine Jonathan getting donuted and him donuting DIO back-

bleak belfry
#

but dio could easily avoid it with the world and just punch jonathan with the world cuz jonathan would cover himself in hamon

nocturne oasis
#

I dont think he'd take Jonathan seriously early enough

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Its DIO ,after all

bleak belfry
#

well if its part 3 DIO, he respects jonathan

nocturne oasis
#

He does, but that doesn't mean he wouldn't underestimate him

bleak belfry
#

true

nocturne oasis
#

He underestimated JOTARO ,of all people ,who literally beat everything he threw at him

bleak belfry
#

dio only respected jonathan once jonathan kicked his ass

#

if dio was to respect jotaro it would be in hell

nocturne oasis
#

Probably-

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Y'know, I sometimes think that DIO halucinated Jonathan in place of Jotaro while he was dying-

#

Not confirmed, just headcanon

bleak belfry
#

possibly

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seeing some of jonathans bravery in jotaro

nocturne oasis
#

and his ass kicking ability

winged crest
#

DIO had no reason to not underestimate Jotaro when the fight just started

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Sure Jotaro and co beat everything he threw at them but "My stand is the most powerful in all the world"

bleak belfry
#

well wasnt the world technically stronger than star platinum? and dio just eased up as the fight went on because he "knew" he could win?

nocturne oasis
#

I mean, its DIO ,he thinks he's above everyone ,and he kinda was

bleak belfry
#

yea he for sure had the strongest stand in pt3

winged crest
#

No he didn't

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Star Plat was stronger

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Full force kick from DIO cracked Star Plat's fist

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Full force punch from Star Plat shattered his leg

nocturne oasis
#

Jotaro's had only a C and everything else was A ,but The World had 2 B's

winged crest
#

Fuck those they are added after

nocturne oasis
#

true

#

But still, lower stats are lower stats...

even tho Emperor has an E in prescision ,or Geb having a C in power-

winged crest
#

And that's without counting Emperor's bullet aiming ability and

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I don't even know wtf Geb's c is for lol

#

Thanks for being vague Araki

nocturne oasis
#

He ripped a persons head off and shoved it in a canteen

bleak belfry
#

emperor has like a C in range but its a GUN

#

most stand stats are irrelevant because of how complicated stand abilities become

nocturne oasis
#

but with really simple stands ,it just gets

#

frustrating

#

Cream has a B in destructive power

bleak belfry
#

cuz nobody has an A in destructive power except for the world and star plat

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which makes no sense

#

as opposed to a stand that literally erases things

nocturne oasis
#

At least one of Geb's stats are right-

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A in Range

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He was attacking the Crusaders from 4 km away

bleak belfry
#

yeah geb had a crazy stand

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wait iirc it was 150 m or so

nocturne oasis
#

Lemme check

bleak belfry
#

jeez

#

is there any stand that can be controlled manually from that distance?

timber oasis
bleak belfry
#

most other extreme range stands have autonomous tracking

#

geb could track with sound but n'doul was fully able to control it

nocturne oasis
#

N'Doul had a pretty shitty weakness tho

#

🚫 👀

winged crest
#

Not it's ability

bleak belfry
#

but thats why its irrelevant
cream could destroy almost an entire person in half a second

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star plat can kill someone but we havent seen it completely destroy someone(at least not in the anime, i havent read the manga yet)

nocturne oasis
#

He punched holes into DIO

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Obliterated his skull

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Blasted him into pieces

bleak belfry
#

that took a very long time

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i guess im just more thinking of cream in its "ball" form being able to kill anything near instantly

nocturne oasis
#

It probably could

bleak belfry
#

did jotaro kill anyone besides DIO? i cant remember anyone

wide current
bleak belfry
#

ah ok so jotaro kills people for the first half and mellows out lol

wide current
#

Yeah lol

#

Basically

wanton turret
#

Captain dragon?

bleak belfry
#

captain tennille localization name

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or teneil

#

whatever

wanton turret
#

Oh I never watched the anime so I didn't know

#

Teneil is his manga localization name

bleak belfry
#

why didnt you watch the anime?

honest flare
#

Did they have to?

wintry rampart
#

the world or star platinum hmm

honest flare
#

World,

wintry rampart
#

oh why though

honest flare
#

Jotaro’s a bitch.

obsidian stag
#

Za Waurdo for sure

wintry rampart
#

why didnt you watch the anime?
@bleak belfry probably because the manga is better

bleak belfry
#

true manga is usually better but watching an anime executed properly is really great

wanton turret
#

I didn't watch the anime exactly because I don't think it was executed properly

obsidian stag
#

The manga usually has more details about shit than the anime

bleak belfry
#

eh stardust crusaders is not that great a part, i cant really blame you for skipping out on it

dull wind
#

what lol

wanton turret
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If adding colours and voices is all it takes for it to be "proper execution" then sure. But to me, what's important is the motion, the actual definition of "animated images"

dull wind
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ok

wintry rampart
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true manga is usually better but watching an anime executed properly is really great
@bleak belfry stretching 16 volumes into 48 episodes is the opposite of that

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Jan is being unbelievably based rn

bleak belfry
wintry rampart
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Its one of my favorite parts

bleak belfry
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honestly i find myself disliking the artstyle of part 3 more and more as i watch newer parts

dull wind
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mhm

wintry rampart
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I dont know that feek

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Feel*

dull wind
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all parts are good

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animated or not

obsidian stag
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Don't why ppl be calling PB boring af I was on the verge of skipping both Pt3 and 5

dull wind
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skipping??

obsidian stag
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Yes

dull wind
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part 3 and 5?

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y cauli 😭

bleak belfry
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phantom blood is definitely the worst part, but it has some redeeming qualities

dull wind
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imo its pretty good

wintry rampart
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same

dull wind
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Pb > sdc and bt for me

obsidian stag
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No such thing as the worst part on least favorite

dull wind
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^^^ yup

wintry rampart
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well said

obsidian stag
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PB was an amazing af part imo

wintry rampart
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true

obsidian stag
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I loved it way more than pt 3 and pt5

wintry rampart
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pb plot is 🔥

obsidian stag
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^^^^

dull wind
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it was the best paced bc it was quick 😂

obsidian stag
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It could of been longer yes but it was still amazing af

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Still enjoyed every episode

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And even the read

dull wind
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epic

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my only issue with sdc is some of the really uncomfortable arcs

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like the one on the ship

bleak belfry
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there are uncomfortable scenes in every part
except pb tbh

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sdc definitely wins the award for creepiest moments

wintry rampart
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If adding colours and voices is all it takes for it to be "proper execution" then sure. But to me, what's important is the motion, the actual definition of "animated images"
@wanton turret can I ask what some of your main gripes are with the 3 adaptation?

obsidian stag
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The problem I have with SDC is how it's literally Jotaro just beating the shit out every enemy

obsidian stag
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Mostly Jotaro tho

bleak belfry
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well, mostly jotaro but polnareff definitely gets a lot more attention

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jotaro fights about ~20 enemies while everyone else fights ~>10