#stardust-crusaders

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wintry rampart
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From this

wintry rampart
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Jotaro has huge boobs

storm axle
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tru

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i think polnareff's might be a bit bigger tho

dull wind
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they all have huge boobs

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except kak

thorny sigil
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and iggy

dull wind
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no iggy packin

shut token
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i actually despise iggy

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i hope that little black and white doggo just gets stuffed right down into a furnace and buried right next to danny

sand anvil
dull wind
shut token
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nah

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he needs

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a more torturous way to die

dull wind
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he was pretty tortured

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i feel bad for iggy

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he just wanted to annoy pol

shut token
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well polnareff is my favorite character so he was annoying

thorny sigil
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i liked both characters

dull wind
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same

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avdol was my favorite tho

shut token
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i used to like avdol

dull wind
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used to?

thorny sigil
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i found him boring. Maybe it’s because he disappears for like half the part

shut token
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and then i got to that episode where pol was freaking out about avdol coming back from the dead and everyone else is just like, yes we know

shut token
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that was the episode i knew he was just a complete and utter child

dull wind
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but it was hilarious

shut token
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ik

thorny sigil
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it was weird

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why’d they go through so much effort to hide it from one person?

dull wind
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idk

thorny sigil
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why not tell him the moment they got on the island instead of letting it fester?

shut token
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cause they wanted to do a april fools joke

dull wind
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kinda a dark april fools joke

shut token
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haha

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what a funny joke you guys

dull wind
thorny sigil
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“fretting” js an understatement

dull wind
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tru

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i couldnt find the word

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mourning?

shut token
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i totally wasn't tramuatized for life after seeing my best friend get shot in the forehead twice

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haha

thorny sigil
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more like “grieving and feeling guilty for”

shut token
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you guys are so funny

thorny sigil
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yeah

dull wind
thorny sigil
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and how did pol just forgive them so fast?

dull wind
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idek

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he was MAD MAD tho

shut token
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explination: jojo

dull wind
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its jojos

thorny sigil
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“oh i guess you guys lied to me about my friend dying, anyway here’s a submarine”

thorny sigil
dull wind
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ya

ancient kettle
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That's also how long it took for his severe injuries from the judgement fight to heal lmao

dull wind
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maybe it was bc avdol was in on it too

shut token
dull wind
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wasnt he?

winged crest
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He'd spill it

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Then Avdol would be found

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And killed

thorny sigil
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well yeah but they coulda told him when they got to the island at least

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or told him advol wasn’t dead but not where he’s hiding

dull wind
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yeah but they were being extra careful

robust linden
wintry rampart
nocturne oasis
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Remember when Avdol and Pol took a piss in a tube together ?

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The 1 meter radius Golden Splash

wintry rampart
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I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEBODY TO MENTION THAT

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THAT SCENE

nocturne oasis
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Avdol literally said

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"Shall we engage in the act of male bonding together...By pissing in that tube?"

wintry rampart
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i couldn't stop laughing, it was one of the most homoerotic scenes in the show but i've never heard anybody mention it

nocturne oasis
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And people say that jojo aint gay

wintry rampart
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i wasn't entirely sure what he meant by "male bonding" at first

wintry rampart
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how can you??

nocturne oasis
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They c a n t

wintry rampart
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you literally cant try and convince me jojo isnt 🌈 when that scene and the pillar men exist

nocturne oasis
wintry rampart
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LMAO please that scene was so unexpected to me after that episode (so "gory" that netflix almost censored the entire thing)

nocturne oasis
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I wish their Dual Heat Attack in EoH was pissing on their opponent

wintry rampart
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we've been robbed omg, the power that it would've held 💔

nocturne oasis
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Just a one shot

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I wish that Avdol was just crippled and not dead

left gate
nocturne oasis
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Pol can piss at lightspeed

winged crest
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Guys pissing together is gay now?

wintry rampart
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it's just a joke we know it's not gay

winged crest
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It's text I can't tell

grizzled linden
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Cant bros just piss together?

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Why does it have to be gay?

winged crest
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I've seen enough dumb shit in here to take that seriously

winged crest
grizzled linden
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WRYYYYYYYYYYYY

muted gyro
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fucking dies.

winged crest
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explodes

grizzled linden
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I got reminded of when my dad taught me how to shower lul

winged crest
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Lul

grizzled linden
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The good ol days, when I didnt know how to put shampoo in my hair

winged crest
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You didn't know how to shampoo ur hair? xD

grizzled linden
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I was insanely young, ofcourse I didnt know

wintry rampart
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We didnt see kakyoins soul fly away because kakyoin is a ginger

near starBOT
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@wintry rampart, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 4 !

wintry rampart
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..

wintry rampart
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yare*

wintry rampart
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i'm late again but i feel like i've done something wrong can i just clarify i was only joking about polnareff and avdol pissing together being gay 💀🙏

sand anvil
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ok

wintry rampart
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wasn't aimed at you 👍

sand anvil
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i know, i just like saying ok at random times

wintry rampart
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oh right sorry lmao i feel rude now i thought you were just being blunt with me 😭🤚

sand anvil
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it’s alright, no need to apologize

wintry rampart
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ok

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Why did he paint his nails

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because character design

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Like it

winged crest
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Ew manga DIO without his 3 moles and fangs

shut token
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Oingo Boingo :)))))))

ember vale
winged crest
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They are

shut token
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i love the emojis here

ember vale
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lol

wintry rampart
wintry rampart
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Polnareffland

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Poland

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it’s in Poland guys, it exists

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Ahh yes Polen

wintry rampart
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Like Disney

dull wind
wintry rampart
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Peep the Chariot statue in the back

dull wind
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chariot just chillin

wintry rampart
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Nobody can see his Stand, but he still wants people to like Chariot

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That’s kinda touching ngl-

dull wind
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thats so sweet

dull wind
wintry rampart
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Well of course
But that’s just like a fraction of the population

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CAN POL EVEN DRAW?!

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weve never seen

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And now I want to

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I got one of his drawings

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“My artist’s rendition of Kakyoin”

wintry rampart
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This is the shit that’s gonna be bigger than Disney

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Nope

ember vale
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its gonna open next year

ember vale
wintry rampart
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Pol’s drawing of kak

thorny sigil
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i don’t think pol would be a good artist

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it just doesn’t fit

wintry rampart
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I mean even if he wasn’t a good one, probably was a childhood dream of his

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Took me 10 years of my life before I actually started doing good art

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Jotaro would be a good artist though

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lol

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but without SP tho?

wintry rampart
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with

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Ig SP’s drawing skills could transfer to Jotaro

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I mean, drawing a fly is useless if you don’t know shit like it’s anatomy

thorny sigil
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maybe

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i’m not sure jotaro would be interested in being an artist though

wintry rampart
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he probably wouldn't give a shit about drawing and art

thorny sigil
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moon dio

wintry rampart
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Was this like some homage to the moon rabbit

twilit sand
winged crest
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Huh

wintry rampart
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it's just art

twilit sand
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Fair point

wintry rampart
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and it's called The World

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because of a Tarot Card

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Would it also have a taste for blood

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?

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Like it’s master

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I don't think a stand can have that

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Well it dose seam that it is also a deadly force like Dio and if it wasn’t for dio’s dominate personality it would be out of control

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because it's a manifestation of one's soul

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and Dio was very strong mentally

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that's why he's also probably so cocky

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For fun I draw stands as ultimate like form the Jorge Joestar novel which the drawings were more like edgy 2000s reimaginings of them

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||Which some people wouldn’t like...||

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If there were just edgy redesigns

winged crest
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A stand doesn't have a will of it's own except for the very few exceptions

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The World isn't one of those

wintry rampart
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But that’s what I heard from an article

thorny sigil
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the world didn’t show any signs of having free will

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plus articles aren’t always accurate

wintry rampart
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Oh

winged crest
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Never trust articles

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Unless it's JoJo wiki maybe

wintry rampart
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Especially not shit like CBR or screenrant

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They have no idea what they’re talking about

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“Top 10 Stands that would fit Jotaro Kujo better than Star Platinum”

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Number 6

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Hanged Man

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nUuUmBeRr 1

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THE WORLD

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lol

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They’re good to read for honest laughs

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The World was Number 10 on that list tho-

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yeah I was joking

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anyways

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send the link

thorny sigil
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what was number 1

wintry rampart
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Number 1’s a Part 5 Stand that i can’t even talk about cause future part

thorny sigil
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lets move this to the anime channel

wintry rampart
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ok just delete the link now

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I already opened it

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because SpOiLuRs

wide current
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@cosmic belfry

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He can freely move around in stopped time

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That's not flying

hybrid osprey
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dio existing in part 3 is a spoiler

cosmic belfry
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He flys for part of the final fight

wintry rampart
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for part 1 watchers

wide current
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Which part

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Do show me

hybrid osprey
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dio vs jotaro

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where they go super saiyan

thorny sigil
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jotaro

cosmic belfry
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Normal you need to delete your message about dio flying in part 3 in #phantom-blood

sand anvil
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i believe they’re referring to when jotaro and dio are jumping from buildings

wide current
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Jotaro and Dio always go through the air using Stand Leaps

wintry rampart
wide current
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And in stopped time they can both move freely

cosmic belfry
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Ok I should have clarified better

hybrid osprey
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yeah they are 'leaping'

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but it looks like they are flying

cosmic belfry
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Rather than fly in part one I mean float, which he can do, and in part 3 he is able to use the world to essentially fly by leaping for extended periods of time

wintry rampart
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^

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flying and leaping isn't the same thing

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it's not "essentially flying"

cosmic belfry
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They’re floating for so long in the air that I myself would consider similar to flight

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I see where you’re coming from tho

wintry rampart
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it's because they needed to fit the script somewhere

cosmic belfry
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Lol

wide current
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They needed to make dialogue fit in the scene

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So they made the leaps look longer than they should be

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In the anime

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But in the manga it just looks like they're jumping from place to place

nocturne roost
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The SDC opening spoiled Jonathan’s death smh

wide current
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Smh

dull wind
robust linden
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He doesn't fly

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DIO's stand like Jotaro's kicks off the ground, it's just extra flashy and extra

nocturne roost
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But Dio can hover because he’s a vampire

cosmic belfry
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Yeah that’s what I was saying

winged crest
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When is this stated

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I legitimately have no memory of this floating

cosmic belfry
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Part one

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When he’s fighting dire

wintry rampart
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Honestly, I never got the explanation that the anime just has them float rather than the manga which shows that they’re just leaping very high

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That... isn’t how physics and momentum work. Even reading the manga, it really just does look like they’re flying

robust linden
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The anime doesn't have them float, it's still canon and you're given shots of Dio and Jotaro kicking off the ground. It's just... dialogue is harder to transition than manga panels.

wintry rampart
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I can forgive stopping time being able to freeze gravity or smth like that

wintry rampart
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The problem is that said momentum is all out of wack
They both end up going close to the ground but then they curve back upwards somehow?

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Then they’re both clearly going on a speed chase through the streets of Cairo when DIO has his flashback for AT LEAST multiple blocks

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Plus, DIO being able to outright fly and float with The World. Which he does DURING KAKYOIN’S DEATH and when he’s chasing Joseph around

cosmic belfry
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Yeah

wintry rampart
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I’ve rewatched and reread this fight multiple times and that’s like, the single thing that irks me

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Other than Polnareff basically being down for the count after a singular backhand

robust linden
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DIO is no ordinary man, Polnareff being done after being punched and sent flying into a brick wall makes sense

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Especially when DIO hit Polnareff hard enough for the man to bleed heavily as soon as time resumed

winged crest
cosmic belfry
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It would be two images

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Basically dire says he took years of training to be able to float for a few seconds, and dio says it’s impressive that humans can do it, but he gained athletic ability just like it instantly with the mask

wide current
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Athletic ability ≠ float

cosmic belfry
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The athletic ability he is referring to is floating

wide current
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He didn't say it is floating

cosmic belfry
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He was referring to the athletic ability that dire was showing and dire was floating so

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You’re technically correct

winged crest
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...

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You didn't prove anything

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I asked for proof of your claim

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All i'm getting is: trust me

wintry rampart
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^

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might as well rewatch those episodes

cosmic belfry
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You can just watch the fight scene dude

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I don’t care you don’t have to believe me

topaz flume
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Nobody actually floats in jojo

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Not with dio at least

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In stopped time, he floated because gravity wont work without a sense of time

dull wind
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the stands do

topaz flume
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Real people dont

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Also ive never heard dio actually say hes been training his floating

dull wind
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lol

topaz flume
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He trained his stands power, not his body

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Also his body needed time to officially beome his

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Time and blood

winged crest
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Not what we are talking about

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Taking about Dio apparently floating in part 1

topaz flume
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Bruh

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When was that

winged crest
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I too would like to know

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But the person who said it doesn't do burned of proof apparently

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Says it's when Dio fought Dire

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All I remember is a dramatic jump

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But they said apparently Dire or Dio says Dio is using his vampire powers to float

dull wind
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bruh

topaz flume
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Bruh

winged crest
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He isn't

dull wind
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itd be pretty based if he was tho

cosmic belfry
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He isn’t but he does look like it

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It’s just fun to theorize

dull wind
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there r a lot of similarities

cosmic belfry
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Yeah

dull wind
winged crest
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I don't see the similarities

dull wind
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did u watch the vid

topaz flume
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Simularities are
Look similar
Fast punchy

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ghosty thing

winged crest
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He said Star Platinum did something similar to scarlet overdrive

dull wind
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yes

winged crest
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Lmao

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This vid is hurting my brain cells

dull wind
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i dont think theyre being that genuine lol

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theyre just theorizing for the fun of it

cosmic belfry
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It’s not super serious they just do it because they like to

winged crest
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Their theory has been stated said by several people here that it's true

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Which it ain't

dull wind
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ok

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well im not saying its true

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its just for fun

winged crest
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Ik you aren't

dull wind
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ok

topaz flume
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Bruh

cosmic belfry
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That’s the thing

wintry rampart
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I know that the “Jonathan is Star Plat” theory is implausible really

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But damn it, I like to believe that it isn’t

dull wind
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its just so cool

cosmic belfry
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Yeah

jaunty grail
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star platinum looks like one of the zombies jonathan fought

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i think his name was brutus

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or something

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the one jonathan Ova drived

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or got the plucku and lucku sword from

wintry rampart
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Bruford?

jaunty grail
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es

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yes

robust linden
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I hate the theory since all it does is undermine Jotaro and not give Jonathan the rest he deserves

thorny sigil
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it doesn’t really make sense anyway. Stands are manifestations of your soul (or fighting spirit or whatever) not other people’s.

robust linden
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Exactly, it just puts Jotaro in a wack position

thorny sigil
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but its fun to think about

wintry rampart
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Yeah it’s just one of those things where you’d be mad if it happened but sad if it didn’t

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I, for one, think SP is a representation of what exactly Jotaro INHERITED from Jonathan rather than Jonathan’s soul himself
That being his physique and bold nature

jaunty grail
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no

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its based off jotaro's strengh

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not jonathan's

dull wind
wintry rampart
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I’m aware that Stands are manifestations of the user’s soul but this series does kind of like to give Joestar descendants traits of their ancestors

thorny sigil
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yeah

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they all kinda have stuff in common

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physical and personality wise

wintry rampart
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It’s showing that Jotaro’s whole person is made up of parts of the Joestars and isn’t just this edgy boi

jaunty grail
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well jotaro do care about love ones like his mother

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people like to think jotaro thinks his better then everyone and he thinks his so cool

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which is not true

thorny sigil
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i think jotaro is just

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jotaro

dull wind
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jotaro is just like "ok"

wintry rampart
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Exactly
The whole “Jonathan is Star Platinum” thing just is bull
I believe that Jotaro makes up his own man, alongside what was passed on from Jonathan and Joseph

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Hence why I believe Star Platinum is only THEMATICALLY the previous Joestars

dull wind
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yes

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overall i do think it was intentional by araki

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to make sp resemble jonathan in some subtle way

jaunty grail
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wth

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but sp also look slike bufrod

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or wtv his name is

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brofourd

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bruford*

wintry rampart
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Yeah but Bruford ain’t a Joestar-

dull wind
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buford

jaunty grail
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bruford passed his will onto jojo tho

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so in that case sp is also jorge and joseph?

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josephu

wintry rampart
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Technically yeah

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The Joestars all have two things in common: righteousness and care
The latter is layered pretty deep in Jotaro’s case

jaunty grail
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wait a min..

dull wind
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spoilers

wintry rampart
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No stuff about future parts in these channels

jaunty grail
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;-;

wintry rampart
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Sorry man-

dull wind
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just be careful so u dont get in trouble

storm axle
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You should delete that

crisp hamlet
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The za warudo sfx is ruined for me forever

jaunty grail
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dubstep farting clock

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enhanced noises of a farting clock

storm axle
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The za warudo fart noise on youtube fucking killed me

storm axle
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I saw this yesterday

jaunty grail
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it sounds like the eyes of heaven time stop noises

wintry rampart
jaunty grail
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guess where this scene is from

storm axle
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Put the fart one lmfao

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Actually that will be jojokes so nvm

jaunty grail
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whats wrong with jojokes?

storm axle
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nothing they just usually make you move em to jojokes

worn lava
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Wait
If DIO can only stop time for like 2 seconds
Just hie fast is that guy talking in stopped time

worn lava
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Question

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since speedwagon died before stands were revealed

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Is it possible speedwagon had a stand

wintry rampart
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Yes it is

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But he didnt

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@worn lava his hat wasnt a stand

worn lava
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I know

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Just, could he theoretically have had a stand that indirectly controls it

wintry rampart
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Yes but he didnt

worn lava
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Yep

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But again

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Just how fast does DIO talk in timestop

topaz flume
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Very

robust linden
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Talking is a free action

wintry rampart
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yall are thinking too much

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it's just a fuckin hat

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that he throws

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like a frisbee

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it doesn't have to strictly obey the laws of physics because this is JoJo

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Speedwagon wouldn't need a stand and he doesn't control the hat

wintry rampart
steel ivy
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Yo

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Does anyone know if there is a list somewhere with EVERY stand sorted by order of appearance within the manga/anime

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some of the wiki sites are out of order

wintry rampart
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i guess reading the episode titles could help for some of them. the stardust crusaders episode titles are often named after the stand appearing in the episode. the fact that you know the wiki is out of order shows that you kinda have an idea of the order at least

dark basin
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so the wiki's order

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is protagonists by the order they appear, the main villain, then minor villains in the order they appear

winged crest
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So just put the main villain's but put it when he actually appears

round hazel
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Hey guys, is it normal to feel like you want to skip Part 3 halfway through?

winged crest
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Some will say yes others will say no

round hazel
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I feel like it's such a grind getting through all these stand battles

winged crest
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Idk I liked em all

dull wind
winged crest
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Not even those

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Weirdass fight interesting fight

forest pewter
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No young Joseph smh Araki is dumb

ancient kettle
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Pre egypt is imo the weakest part of all of jojos

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Post egypt is very good

cosmic belfry
round hazel
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So it gets better in Battle of Egypt

thorny sigil
round hazel
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Yeah I'm holding back

cosmic belfry
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Yes

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The Egypt arc is amazing

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Especially the last 10 or so episodes

round hazel
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Without spoilers, what makes it better?

cosmic belfry
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Cooler stands, less repetitive fights

edgy ocean
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the suspense for me

cosmic belfry
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That too

edgy ocean
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just almost getting to dio

round hazel
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Are they only in Egypt in Battle of Egypt?

cosmic belfry
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Yeah

edgy ocean
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hence the name

cosmic belfry
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Around episode 25 it starts

round hazel
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Ahh ok

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I'm only around episode 13 of the first half though

cosmic belfry
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Ah

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The first time, I got to about episode 13 and then got bored and stopped watching for months. Then I restarted the series completely and decided to push through and it was worth it

round hazel
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I loved the first two parts, yes even one, but I just felt very underwhelmed when I started Part 3

cosmic belfry
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Yeah

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Well parts 3-5 are even better than 1 and 2 imo

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One was just okay but I did love part 2

round hazel
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I can't wait to get to Part 4

cosmic belfry
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Part 4 is my favorite animated part

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If you liked murder mystery, or games like persona 4, then you’ll probably love it

round hazel
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Yo I love Persona 4

cosmic belfry
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It has the most interesting cast of characters imo

cosmic belfry
round hazel
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It makes sense if they did

cosmic belfry
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Yeah

round hazel
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Come to think of it it's pretty much the same concept

cosmic belfry
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Yeah thats where they got the idea

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Personas are kind of a combination of jojo stands, and traditional Asian lore

round hazel
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Mhm definitely

dull wind
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persona is based

cosmic belfry
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Indeed

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I loved 3

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But 4 and 5 are also great

robust linden
cosmic belfry
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Yeah

robust linden
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There's a lot of little stuff to just have fun with

dull wind
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2 is the most based persona game

cosmic belfry
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I haven’t played it yet :/

dull wind
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i downloaded it illegally 🤫

cosmic belfry
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When I get a pc this Christmas I wanna emulate the first 3

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And I’m just gonna buy golden on steam

dull wind
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cool

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i dont have golden but it has one of my fav songs in the series

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anyways enough persona talk lol

cosmic belfry
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Only game I’ve emulated that wasn’t like 8 or 16 bit was all star battle

dull wind
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ive only emulated ds and psp games

cosmic belfry
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Ah

round hazel
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I kind of want to get a PS3 emulator to play the JoJo, Metal Gear, and old Yakuza games

winged crest
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Need a ps1 emulator for the good JoJo game

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Ps3 is for the decent and meh one

wintry rampart
#

Also I kinda threw PS3 out to the birds, all I had for it were Sonic games

cosmic belfry
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Only things I’ve ever pirated is emulation of a few games, and anime that weren’t available in my country

wintry rampart
#

Lol I’ve never emulated

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Because my computer is a chromebook laptop

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It is absolute shit, can’t even run Dolphin

cosmic belfry
#

Damn

dull wind
wintry rampart
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Robbie Rotten was pirate and Robbie Rotten is bad so pirate must be bad

robust linden
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set sail for oneeeee pieceee...

dull wind
wintry rampart
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No he did the bad things and was mean and evil and said mean things like stupid doo doo head and my mom said he had cancer or something cancer is bad therefore he must be bad that is what my mom tells my momma never lies

wintry rampart
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Okay imma stop this, I already wanna kill my past self from two minutes ago to even PRETEND to disgrace this god of a man

dull wind
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good

steel ivy
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how big do you think dios penis is

cosmic belfry
#

Pretty sure you can google it

steel ivy
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ok

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oh it says its 9 inches

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is this canon?

dull wind
#

is it?

steel ivy
#

i think so

near starBOT
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@steel ivy, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 5 !

dull wind
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i dont think they canonically say it but that's funny

steel ivy
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no

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its canon

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i think araki made this

dull wind
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yeah araki made it

steel ivy
#

yeah

dull wind
#

yeah

steel ivy
#

mhm

dull wind
#

sure

steel ivy
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indeed

dull wind
#

of course

steel ivy
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positively

dull wind
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definitely

steel ivy
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correct

dull wind
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absolutely

steel ivy
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affirmative

dull wind
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truly

steel ivy
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by all means

dull wind
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indeed

steel ivy
#

i already said that

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you lose

dull wind
#

i already said that

steel ivy
#

no

dull wind
#

you lose

steel ivy
#

no

dull wind
#

yes

steel ivy
#

no

iron epoch
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no

dull wind
#

oui

steel ivy
#

nein

dull wind
#

iron epoch
steel ivy
#

nee

dull wind
iron epoch
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What

steel ivy
#

i need to poop now

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bye

dull wind
#

never come back

iron epoch
#

Lol @dull wind

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Okay goodbye

dull wind
#

bye santa see u tonight

wintry rampart
#

YO KARS HAS INFINITE PENIS

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Well damn

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My “Forever Train” finally has a worthy contender

wintry rampart
#

Glorious

lost saddle
#

Yes he is

nocturne oasis
#

YES, I AM!

wintry rampart
#

Imagine if instead of jotaro cursing at dio in russian when he said "You're next!", jotaro actually ran away

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Ah yes, the J o e s t a r s e c r e t t e c h n i q u e

nocturne oasis
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Tbh

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if the OVA had better voice acting it'd be a LOT more popular

wintry rampart
#

And if it stayed true to the manga

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I loved the DIO fight

nocturne oasis
#

It mostly did

wintry rampart
#

Yeah, mostly

nocturne oasis
#

mostly

wintry rampart
#

Skipped lots of fights

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Changed lots of things

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And most importantly

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THEY CHNAGED THE ROASD VROLLELR TO AN FIER TRUFCKA

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HWY

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Seizure time

nocturne oasis
#

It was a whole lot more brutal

wintry rampart
#

It was

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But the road roller was more iconic

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Also not brutal at all

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Jotaro escaped

nocturne oasis
#

The fire truck wasn't, but the OVA overall was

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I could feel DIO scratching his head off in his huge power trip

lost saddle
nocturne oasis
#

what the fuck

wintry rampart
lost saddle
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i dont wanna click it

wintry rampart
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Tiddy mousepad

nocturne oasis
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oh my fucking god

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i just looked it up

wintry rampart
#

WHO TF SEARCHED THAT UP

nocturne oasis
#

it exists

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Who the fuck MADE it ?

wintry rampart
#

Oh

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I searched it

nocturne oasis
#

WHY the fuck would someone make it ?

wintry rampart
#

No nsfw

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It's just a mousepad with Polnareff's BIG MUSCLES sticking out

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You can touch them

lost saddle
nocturne oasis
#

GOD

wintry rampart
#

There's also Jolyne tiddy mousepads

nocturne oasis
#

His cup side is a fucking

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quadrouple Z or something

wintry rampart
#

Big tiddy

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When I search jojo dio it says "jojo dio diary"

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Didn't know DIO had a diary

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Oh fuck]

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It's some roblox jojo shit

#

Ew

lost saddle
#

oh is it that project jojo shit

near starBOT
#

@lost saddle, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

lost saddle
wintry rampart
#

When me rank 13 tho?

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Bot

#

bot

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gimme rank 13 now

topaz flume
#

Bruh

wintry rampart
#

no

nova condor
#

how dio died

thorny moth
#

true

wintry rampart
lost saddle
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were those vans?

nova condor
#

no

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the were crocs

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they*

lost saddle
#

but dio werent wearing crocs at the end

nova condor
#

oh thats dio

lost saddle
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*wasn't

nova condor
#

yea ik

lost saddle
#

so he was wearing vans

nova condor
#

I think so

wintry rampart
#

What is the music called in the end of stardust crusaders in the last scene where dio turns into dust

rapid merlin
#

I think star platinum is a sentient stand

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fite me

spice coyote
#

(it's not)

rapid merlin
#

sold argument

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solid

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but

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why not?

wintry rampart
#

No stand is sentient

winged crest
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There are automatic stands and a very few who have sentients

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Star Platinum is not one of them

wintry rampart
#

wouldn't that be a spoiler tho

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||I was trying to not say that because ik that actually||

winged crest
#

Anubis is sentient

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And there was an automatic one in this part iirc

wintry rampart
#

oh yeah I forgot

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I was thinking about others that are from future parts

dark basin
#

So people like to point out how Dio means god and like the Hierophant interprets messages from god like how he interpreted The World’s ability

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But another thing people don’t notice

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Is a certain verse someone used in an argument that gives another character symbolism

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Judges 1:19

And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron.
God ( in this case Dio) was able to take out the people on the peak (Kakoyin on the tower) but was not able to take out the Chariot (Polnareff) on even ground

wintry rampart
#

DAMN

stone rose
#

Holy crap

fervent island
#

Dude I thought you were talking about Mario Judah for a second there

cosmic belfry
stone rose
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But I'd like to make it clear real quick... if talking wasn't a free action during stopped time, Kakyoin would have lived

cosmic belfry
#

You’re hurting me

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Just realized that the fact that jotaro shot himself to demonstrate his stand means that he probably already tried to kill himself before that

dark basin
#

or

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when he was in a fight, he lost control of Star and a cop shot him, but Star stopped the bullet

cosmic belfry
#

I don’t think the cops tried to shoot him but it’s a possibility

dark basin
#

and his first thought was not "oh that dude shot me" but it was "cool party trick unlocked"

cosmic belfry
#

My little head cannon is that he wanted to kill himself to protect other people from the “ghost” possessing him

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Especially his family

dull wind
#

omg

wintry rampart
#

i just finished part 3 in my sub rewatch of jojo and i'm crying omfg i forgot how much i loved this part. i gotta say, the sub was so much better than the dub for this part

dull wind
#

yeah, maybe i should rewatch it in sub but i still loved it

wintry rampart
#

yeah i loved it the first time round but the second time round with a higher quality of voice acting (in my opinion) was amazing

dull wind
#

epic

wintry rampart
weary turret
#

araki's manga practice book suggests that jotaro did indeed make a serious suicide attempt when he first manifested star platinum

dull wind
#

i feel like this is a show thats even better on a rewatch bc things make more sense

cosmic belfry
#

I’m just thinking man

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It makes sense

weary turret
#

which is a bit of a strange place for jojo character info, but take it as you will

cosmic belfry
dull wind
#

lol for sure

storm axle
#

Or series, rather

cosmic belfry
#

I’ve watched but reading you always get a little more out of it

wintry rampart
#

When someone disobeys Dio https://youtu.be/nQ-mjjavY7c

Saw Pewdiepie's "Strangest Videos Online" video and I thought I could edit a funnier version of this clip, so here it is. All of the voices are from Tyler1. :D

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dull wind
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i literally love holly

dark basin
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ok kakoyin

cosmic belfry
dull wind
cosmic belfry
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It’s unfair how kakyoins pinned as a milf hunter

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It’s funny but it’s not really true

dull wind
#

yeah tru

dark basin
#

he doesn't like milfs, he likes pure,loving girls

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so like

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he wouldn't like Lisa Lisa for instance

dull wind
#

exactly

topaz flume
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Bruh

dull wind
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Bruh

wintry rampart
#

bruh

wintry rampart
cosmic belfry
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All jojo part 3 fans only know two kakyoin jokes

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Milf and doughnut

wintry rampart
#

literally i'm not saying they aren't funny but

after the 100th time they aren't funny 🧍

topaz flume
#

Bruh

cosmic belfry
#

They aren’t funny but I’ll keep saying them until I hate them

worn lava
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If Jotaro feels timestop did he see time randomly stop around him when hol horse tried shooting DIO

wintry rampart
#

didn't he only develop the ability after realising it existed? like he would've mentioned it earlier if he had experienced it at all prior to his battle with dio right?

topaz flume
#

Probably

worn lava
#

How did he figure out it existed tho, dio time stopped before Joseph could finish

topaz flume
#

Probably by how joseph died immediately after trying to tell him

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And a bunch of other people did too

wintry rampart
# worn lava How did he figure out it existed tho, dio time stopped before Joseph could finis...

i'm not actually sure. if we look further back, the first time he was actually exposed to the possibility was when polnareff mentioned the oddity of being reversed when he was trying to climb the stairs towards dio in his mansion. jotoro could've inferred what the stand ability was but just kept quiet, since it's a known trait of his to just stay quiet and always assume everybody knows what he's thinking.

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sorry lmfao i didn't mean to type so much on that 🧍

winged crest
#

It's fine

wintry rampart
#

Oh this is the chat for the cringe part of jojo!!

cosmic belfry
#

Don’t say another word

winged crest
#

This part is better then 4&5

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Imo

cosmic belfry
#

I think it’s the most badass

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But overall I like 4 more

wintry rampart
#

5 is the bad part 3 is the cringe part

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My opinion

winged crest
#

5 is indeed pretty bad

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Idk what you find cringe about 3 tho

cosmic belfry
#

Lmao

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That’s a bad type to make when calling a part your favorite

winged crest
#

Omg that Padoru

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Nice!

wintry rampart
#

Part 3 just fell short in a couple areas; that being character development imbalancing and formulaic “Monster of the Week” structure

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Some arcs felt like filler even though they technically weren’t

winged crest
#

Part 3 could be better but I love it to death

wintry rampart
#

Same lol

winged crest
#

Like giving everyone equal number of fights

wintry rampart
#

Too many good things about it for me to call it bad

winged crest
#

That'd be pog

cosmic belfry
wintry rampart
#

Give Avdol a fight to himself
Polnareff doesn’t count since the spotlight is also on him

cosmic belfry
#

||I fucking lost it when advol came back||

wintry rampart
#

Against Judgement; the light is also on Polnareff

winged crest
#

Iggy surprisingly has enough fights

wintry rampart
#

Against Mariah; focused also on Joseph

winged crest
cosmic belfry
#

Iggy was annoying as hell until pet shop

wintry rampart
#

he has nothing to himself

wintry rampart
winged crest
cosmic belfry
#

Then he became more human it was cool

winged crest
#

Yeaaaa maaan

cosmic belfry
#

His style changed and he started talking

winged crest
#

Love Iggy

wintry rampart
#

Iggy became

winged crest
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Fucking lost it when he was killed

wintry rampart
#

F a b u l o u s

cosmic belfry
#

My friend is a bit of an annoying mha fan and I always bug him by telling him toga had the same va as iggy

winged crest
#

Lmao

wintry rampart
#

Yeah I still find that fact funny lol

winged crest
#

People say Avdol's fake death was bs

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I say it was great

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And his comback

wintry rampart
#

Bruh I knew it was fake from the beginning and I still loved it

cosmic belfry
#

I think he shouldn’t have died but it was necessary to make us sad and give polnareff some more motivation

wintry rampart
#

mostly cause I had saw the clip with him and Joseph during Bastet before watching the series

winged crest
#

Dude I saw that

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But I forgot about it while watching

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So I legit thought he was dead

wintry rampart
#

I had no idea how I even remembered Avdol was in that moment

winged crest
#

And when I saw him I started fangirling

wintry rampart
#

But somehow I was like “BUT I SAW HIM HAVING GAY SEX HE’S NOT DEAD”

cosmic belfry
#

I saw the “Yes I am!” Meme before I watched the show and then he “died” and I was so confused on when it would happen

winged crest
#

I thought I missed it or something

cosmic belfry
#

Same

winged crest
#

Or that I imagined it

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Or that it was an edit

#

But legit when he went "YEEEEEES! I AAAAAAAAM!!!"

wintry rampart
#

high quality edits

winged crest
#

I physically lost it

#

I was so hyped up

wintry rampart
#

“Avdol!? He should be dead!!!”
“...YES! I AM!” passes on again

winged crest
#

Goddamn it xD

#

Man Avdol being like that for that one arc

#

Was so good

wintry rampart
#

You think it was actually the bullet doing brain damage that made him more lively

winged crest
#

No

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Cus he acts normal again after that

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He was just excited ig

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To be back

wintry rampart
#

Avdol got brain damage and thought that four wishes was somehow acceptable

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Not only did that piss off Judgement but I feel like it would piss off the Italians for some reason

cosmic belfry
#

Avdol for that first episode he was back I think he had a little too much testosterone, but after it kind of settled out and he was just badass

winged crest
#

He had the exact perfect amount of testosterone

wintry rampart
#

Avdol usually: “we must think carefully. My Magician’s Red forgives no one.”
Avdol when he returns: “OI POLPOL LET’S PISS THROUGH THIS TUBE IN THE GROUND IT’S MALE BONDING I SWEAR”

winged crest
#

And then back to Avdol usually

#

Thankfully his character wasn't assassinated

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It was just that one scene

wintry rampart
#

He still does the “tsk tsk” thing but otherwise he’s still
Loyal Joestar aide

winged crest
#

Ye

mint crane
#

kind of sad that one of the worst villains in jojo was named after a good band

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(talking about steely dan)

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why not name him nickelback or something

winged crest
#

He's great

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He's a goddamn piece of shit who's neck you want to brake just looking at him

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And Jotaro just lets him off with a severe beating

wintry rampart
#

starducc

mint crane
#

@winged crest i mean he's the worst person

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not the worst written villain

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genuinely the worst villain

winged crest
#

DIO is a worse person

small stratus
#

guysss

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tf is wrong with jotaro's hat

thorny sigil
#

its merged with his skull

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next question

cosmic belfry
#

Cannon

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I swear

cosmic belfry
#

Voice actor

small stratus
#

thanks

cosmic belfry
#

No problem

wintry rampart
#

Why

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Tf

#

Is part 3 DIO spelled in all caps

weary turret
#

because in part one, his name is spelled in katakana

dull wind
#

bc hes big now

weary turret
#

like all foreign names in japanese

wintry rampart
weary turret
#

but in part 3, it's always spelled in the latin alphabet

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(english)

wintry rampart
#

Oh

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i thought there was a deeper meaning to it than that, damn

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Also here's an good explination

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"Once Dio turned into a vampire, he threw away his humanity. That also meant disconnecting himself from anything that connected him to his past life, so as a symbol of I guess superiority, the last name Brando was dropped and he just became DIO, not belonging to anyone or thing and just his own identity."

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that's what i was gonna say

weary turret
#

i mean thats just why its in all caps in the translation

wintry rampart
#

i was gonna bring in the religious symbolism too

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Also

weary turret
#

obviously it was changed for a reason

wintry rampart
#

"This is to show how he has evolved or to not confuse people."

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Pretty good and short explination

#

Second question:

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I want an fucking REAL answer

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WHY TF DID DIO LOSE TO JOTARO

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"Because you pissed me off" Isn't a valid answer

weary turret
#

he fucked up

wintry rampart
#

there's, like, an entiee youtube video on that

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He got cocky

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*entire

weary turret
#

if you want to see how dio lost to jotaro theres a whole three episodes/20 chapters you can read to find out

wintry rampart
#

Once he got his new form from Joseph's blood, he want all "AKSHAOSIAIO LOOK AT ME I STOLE YOUR GRANDPA\S BLOOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WILL NOW SKIN MY FACE OFF"

weary turret
#

theres even a 90s OVA if you want to see a slightly less accurate version

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he sure did

wintry rampart
#

Third question

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Why

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Does DIO do this

weary turret
#

the ultimate high

wintry rampart
#

Dosen't it fucking hurt skinning your face iff?

weary turret
#

yeah but he dont care

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hes on the top of tha fuckin world

wintry rampart
weary turret
#

not what i said!

wintry rampart
#

YOU SAID

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"HES ON TOP OF THE FUCKIN WORLD"

weary turret
#

yeah sounds like a you problem

#

anyway ending conversation here

wintry rampart
#

Wait

#

WHY DID MT MESSAGE GET DELETED

weary turret
#

cause we're done here

wintry rampart
#

If a mod is watching then: Pls gimme mod I am egrill

weary turret
#

no

wintry rampart
#

I can cook meat and vegetables

weary turret
#

talk about jojo

wintry rampart
#

K

#

Jotaro almost killed his grandpa

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2 TIMES

#

THE STEELY DAN FIGHT

#

AND THE TIME HE BRINGS HIM BACK TO LIFE

weary turret
#

love the part where suzi's like "im sure jotaros out there helping his grandpa right now" and then josephs like "jotaro! help me put on this mask i only have one hand" and jotaro's like "do it yourself"

wintry rampart
weary turret
#

dont think he is!

wintry rampart
#

He is

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Want proof?

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Jotaro's smoking weed

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Inside that cig is sweet berry dush

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He is on crack

worn lava
#

does set have the lowest stats?

weary turret
#

weed is not crack

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your dealers scamming you

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i dont know if set has the lowest stats

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this isnt helpful sorry i just didnt want you to feel like i was ignoring you. gap in my fast jojo knowledge

nocturne roost
#

Dio skipped part 2 smh

robust linden
winged crest
#

It is literally because he pissed him off

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Jotaro doesn't go for the kill unless you do to him what DIO did

robust linden
#

Jotaro planned to kill DIO anyway for the sake of his mom living

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DIO simply brought Jotaro to this limits and extreme

nocturne roost
worn lava
#

Isn't it partially because DIO wasn't trying?

nocturne roost
#

He kicked with his bad leg

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The same leg that got cut off by a shard of glass(?)

#

Jesus just how weak is DIO’s leg

winged crest
#

Jotaro punched a not fully regenerated leg

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Because Jotaro broke both his legs iirc

winged crest
worn lava
#

Laser eyes go pew pew

#

you can't deflect laser beams

winged crest
#

Jokes on you i'm into that

wintry rampart
#

W e k n o w

edgy ocean
#

no suprise

weary turret
#

deleting this shit hope no one cares

#

also you can totally deflect laser beams thats how literally all light works

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which is irrelevant cause theyre not laser beams anyway

worn lava
#

ok you can't deflect space ripper stingy eyes

robust linden
#

Star Platinum has shown to break The World several times

weary turret
#

joseph literally deflected em

robust linden
#

Star Platinum broke a lot of its hand during a stand rush with High DIO, it donuted The World and other stuff

it breaking The World in one full punch that contains all of Jotaro's strength makes sense

winged crest
#

@robust linden omg somebody who doesn't call the final punch bs

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Ly Lisette (totally platonicly ofc)

robust linden
#

I feel like people forgot about the multiple times where Star Platinum broke The World. Him punching directly through The World should showcase and explain everything.

lost saddle
winged crest
#

Age then into non existence

ancient kettle
#

Sethan is probably one of the more powerful in the part though

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Stats mean nothing

wet condor
#

Jotaro has PTSD.

nocturne roost
#

PTSDio

dull wind
scarlet lodge
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not gay, but i'd hit that

dull wind
#

lmao

#

kinda sus

wintry rampart
#

Holy didnt lose her stand

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no one ever said that Holly's stand just dissapeared when DIO was defeated

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ik

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i'm asking why people think she did

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Ik

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it's the dumbest ArAkI fOrGoT ever.

#

I thought that maybe in the Manga it was stated that she lost her stand

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but nope it was never stated

#

People just dont pay attention

#

and there are a few times where Araki did ACTUALLY forget

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but even then

#

they were minor things

#

Just treat araki forgots as any other overused joke

winged crest
#

The stand was forcibly awakened by DIO getting his stand

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Killing DIO makes her stand go dormant again

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Cuz she can't handle one

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Jotaro and Joseph keep theirs cuz they can