#stardust-crusaders
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he likely didn't literally "forget"
but it's a meme dude
he just changes things randomly but never addresses it, leaving holes
I think it would have been better for The World to hit Hierophant Green from behind during the scene when HG used Emerald Splash against Dio
The World hit HG from the front, and knocked him out of his range
the people who go to great lengths to explain how there are never any inconsistencies, not even one, are weirder than memers who just say "lmao araki forgot" and then continue to enjoy the cartoon
Considering The World is faster than HG, it wouldn't be nonsensical for The World to get behind HG and hit him like that without putting itself in a disadvantage
It's a community
Of people who discuss the anime
Ofc people are gonna explain things to you
it's just your head canon why would i need that explained lol
When you bring up things you think are inconsistent
Of course, the reason The World didn't do this is likely because at that point in the anime, Araki had already decided that stands can not manifest out of their range
star platinum has never operated by the rules you said
The only exception to this is ep 1
nor has it been told to the viewers that it does
there is just one scene where for no reason he teleports objects into a cell
sorry what's the discussion about?
i just said "lol that's dumb" and forgot about it
He doesn't teleport them
don't care dude
If you didn't you wouldn't be in the discussion channels
I think "Araki forgets" a lot. Which doesn't necessarily mean he literally forgets, there's just a lot of things that don't make sense.
Like when one stand user left that dinosaur footprint. Araki didn't literally forget about that, in fact it happens twice.
But I think it's pretty clear when it first happened, Araki's plans for that stand were very different
It's an "Araki forgot" moment but not something he literally forgot
sometimes you take a joke a little too seriously, that's all
we're just having a good time here
lol that guy that does the "araki forgot debunks" vids said the dino print is because, it's mud
somehow a humanish hand makes a dino foot print in mud, even though it does it again on metal later making that logic nonsense
what dino footprint
nothing dont worry about it haha....
it's been a few months since i've seen stardust crusaders
Most araki forgots are easy as shit to break down
@digital temple according to TeeEssDoubleU if you do that you are weird lol
So I guess both of us are weird
breaking down araki forgots aren't weird
defending and saying they aren't araki forgots is a bit weirder
They aren’t though, it’s just people misunderstanding or not paying attention
There are actual araki forgots but most of them are deconstructable
No
Not a lot
more than half aren't but ok
Some*
95% are bs
didn't araki set up josuke saving josuke as some sort of plot device
Pretty much any araki forgot from part 1-6 I can deconstruct
for future use
There are actual araki forgots but most of them are deconstructable
And those are not the ones people talk about ever
Like will not having kids is an actual araki forgot, kakyoins painting is not
alot of them are straight bs "why didnt dio use his weaker stand agaisnt jotarto araki forgot"
usually stuff like that
oh my bad
Should we move to #jojo-overall-discussion
It's gucci
sure
in my brief time here the explanations i've seen for why araki forgots are never true are just utterly ridiculous
and barely make sense
go to #jojo-overall-discussion
but if you don't believe them you "are stupid and don't pay attention to the show"
well erikson said that platinum having the same power as the world is perfectly logical for one
that is the biggest meme event in all of jojo
but his explanation made no sense at all, he said it's because "dio's body is related to jotaro", but, no other short range combat stands share the same exact ability in the entirety of the show, even when they are someone's child or direct relative, so even if i accept that it's because dio is related to jonathan, it makes no sense, since no other blood relatives have the same literal stand
i am here
secondly, dio's two stands are explained, by jonathan having hermit people, and dio owning the world
which completely removes this explanation since the world belongs entirely to dio
lots of people understand the two stands thing as it being originally indented for dio to have all stand powers, however i was told that literally is made up and never bothered to look more into it
so i guess you have to accept the two stands theory
and also accept that dio's stand being the literal same as jotaro's makes sense
if you dont' you're stupid and don't pay attention because araki is never inconsistent
DIO was never gonna have every stand ability
They literally couldn't beat him if he did
That's a stupid theory made by the community
that all stands theory isnt true, dio can control jonathans ability because he inhabits his body thats all there is to it
yeah i said that
then whats the inconsistency
that...... star platinum is literally the same stand as the world for no reason besides, jotaro couldn't beat him any other way
and that the explanation "dio has jonathan's body" being the reason they have the same stand means that inconsistencies exist regardless no matter what logic we choose
@robust portal I have a perfectly logical explanation that makes sense within JoJo context and they will not even consider it and calm it nonsense
i just picked this as an example of debates i've had here where the "araki never forgets" crowd thinks that anyone that disagree is a moron
"Dio has Jonathan's body and that's why he has Hermit Purple" is a weird explanation because
- Jonathan and Joseph have exactly the same stand, except Jonathan's is better. Not even The World and Star Platinum are this similar
- Stands are supposed to be a reflection of your soul. Jonathan's soul has long left his body
i already heard your explanation erikkson lol
I know it's the canonical explanation but it's still very unfitting
it was "dio has jonathan's body"
i already heard your explanation erikkson lol
@wintry rampart was I talkin to you? No? Cool
but 1. the stand belonging to jonathans body is hermit purple 2, not the world, and 2. no other close range punch ghosts have the same exact power in all of jojo
not even when it's someone's child
so even if dio having his body is the official explanation, it still leaves inconsistencies
@wintry rampart, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 9 !
the araki never forgets crowd isn't as smart as they think they are they just have a compulsion to be unable to say "yeah this show can be dumb sometimes"
you aren't mega geniuses who paid super close attention when no one else did or whatever
heyo
the araki never forgets crowd isn't as smart as they think they are they just have a compulsion to be unable to say "yeah this show can be dumb sometimes"
there is literally no "araki never forgets" crowd
not a single person is saying there are no plot holes in this series
trying to stop the spread of misinformation doesnt mean you think Araki is a god who never makes mistakes
Kakyoin Used hierophant peen on holly Kujo
ok unpopular opinion but jotaro is really plain and overrated
I call this unpopular because everybody I know thinks jotaro is some huge hunk of good character
but in my opinion and in my eyes I really don't see it
all I see is a Moody teenager who beat up bad guy mercilessly
in part 3 he's just a sasuke
for me nothing changed that comes to character development
he just changed in personality from sasuke to silent adult
stuff changed
so can somebody please explain to me what's so good about jotaro
He go Ora Ora
Lol
"not a single person is saying there are no plot holes in this series
trying to stop the spread of misinformation doesnt mean you think Araki is a god who never makes mistakes"
yes there literally is lol
I like Jotaro but I think he's in the middle ground for me between the JoJo's
I like his design a lot, but I wish he didn't essentially act as the "perfect know it all" character while we're witnessing Polnareff and Kakyoin develop more as characters
wish kakyoin got more fights
really liked him
all of jotaro's fights are him getting cornered by a cocky guy and then having a big brain moment, outsmarting/countering a stand, and then go ora ora
although this goes for pretty much every fight in JoJo
I just really wish kakyoin got more scenes, I feel like stardust crusaders had alot of untapped potential between the characters
all I see is a Moody teenager who beat up bad guy mercilessly
@wintry rampart mercilessly is incorrect
He held back in every fight except against DIO I think that's stated in JoJo a gogo or it might be something else
And he didn't kill most of the villains they fought he only broke their bones
held back in what regard? Pinching them to the atmosphere?
Yes
yeah ok that's like when Goku did a fucking ssgss kamehama against krillin
and said he was holding back
absolute bullshit
If he wasn't holding back, he would have killed em in 1 punch
one punch man
Well if you want to spare a villain and make sure they never think of being assholes again
Give em something to remember
Do... You... Understand!

Go ahud, mistur jostur
serect yer kurr
HORRY SHITHU!
friendly reminder that cream's ability is to put things it eats into a pocket dimension, vanilla ice was just so big brain he figured out that he could erase things by having the stand eat itself
Wait a sec
How can he know he’s dead
We got a Shrodinger’s Avdol who is both alive and dead
he knows his ability just disintegrates stuff, and if you're disintegrated, then you're probably dead.
the way that the Stardust Crusaders deal with villains is actually remarkably consistent. If the enemy stand user kills innocent bystanders, then they kill him/her (e.g. Captain Dragon, Gray Fly, Forever, Nina). If the enemy stand user doesn't kill anybody else then they're spared. Steely Dan is kind of an edge case, in that 1) it's unclear if he survived or not though it seems likely that he did since otherwise there'd be no point in Jotaro talking to him, and 2) Enya was hardly an innocent bystander
@viscid carbon who tf was Nina again?
Empress user
could high priestess turn into a gun
well yes
Oh right
@winged crest yes good point, I had that one in mind but didn't type it. the point I was trying to make is that the Stardust Crusaders are moral without making a big deal about it. They avenge victims but otherwise hold back. It's a strong contrast to some later parts where the rule is "just kill any fool who gets in our way, they're all professional hitmen anyway"
Who knew dio's stand had such a nice ass
uh
@hybrid osprey YES YES YES intensifies

The only thing is the World doesn’t have star finger
@crisp hamlet Star finger up his ass
I want star finger up my ass
Kinky
I don’t get how that’s kinky but ok
The only thing is the World doesn’t have star finger
@crisp hamlet probably it can
since plat starinum and the world are like the same stand
plat starinum lol
Ooooh
😠
Jotaro's stand has really good stats though. A for every aspect except for range
Yes
Can some1 translate: the world is the ultimate stand in japanese?
世界は究極のスタンドです yee google translate
English writing
@hard yew, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !
Za Warudo insert english pronunciations of japanese words here
iz da ultimatto standoh
Za Warudo... stando
try to write 'The world is the ultimate stand' here and listen https://www.google.com/search?q=trad&oq=trad&aqs=chrome.0.69i59j35i39j0l6.2250j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
DIO's stand is just a universal game of Red Light, Green Light
Prove me wrong
Holy shit yes
Just Red Light Green Light with a cool catchphrase that you can scream
every 60 second in Africa a minute passes.
No.
Yes.
Ok your argument has convinced me, yes, indeed.
Yosha!
Nope.
what do you guys think of my meme
Was what you just posted, perhaps a reference to the manga that made it’s way to becoming an anime known as JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURE that has 5 animated parts that you can read as a manga aswell with three other parts that you can currently only read as a manga with the eight part still ongoing and has been going on for the past 12 years, made my a mangaka known as Hirohiko Araki?

whaaaa?
@novel aurora, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 13 !
Click Noice
bruh that isn't a spoiler
why they deleted my video ;-;
there isn't any spoiler it is just iggy
lol
Poor iggy
oh, ur approaching me
Oof
Star Platinum is one of the strongest close range stands in JoJo
You said that right, one of
ok
ok x2
ok x0
😎
Joseph’s would be Born To Run
2 x nothing is still nothing
actually 2x nothing is nothing nothing
Still nothing
mmm
ok+5
Why did i laugh@somber iris
good panel
@wintry rampart Kakyoing Moment
kakyoing
@thick raven Yeah I never would’ve heard of Yes if Roundabout wasn’t the outro song for two consecutive parts.
For some reason the first episode felt scary of part 3
uh ture
stardust crusader
Lazy.
Kakyoin's legs are so long there
@somber iris no plz
Iggy
yeah thats iggy
@wanton turret holly's work is American
Wait if he like traditional japanese women...
No i cant say
It here
Anyone know the theme of this?
Of what exactly
when his finger moves
"Oh? You're approaching me?"
Note: I don't own anything used in this video.
this has all the themes used in the fight i think
so it should be in this
so it should be in this
@hybrid osprey good strategy
Found it , thanks @hybrid osprey
@wintry rampart, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 11 !
t
Here's some part 3 profile pics from the manga
Epic
Hey look that's me
I thought of you when including him
its stardust crusaders parady though
It should still go on jojokes.
ok
That’s iggy tho he was attempting cartoonish cute and ugly
Ugly boi
His civilian dogs are fine
At least danny kind of looked like a dog
😬
B O N G W A T E R C A P R I S U N?
who holds scissors like that
Enyaba
That’s how you hold scissors if you’re trying to stab someone with them
Or anyone avenging their sweet, pure, innocent boy.
Source: one of my friends actually taught me that
damn i must hold scissors weird then
If you’re trying to cut paper, hold it normal
to be fair, i’ve never tried stabbing someone
I like Araki’s creative use of halftone sheets. You don’t see a lot of this stuff in his art anymore.
@dusty hazel, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 3 !
Part 4 and 5 are the last ones I gotta read. Hopefully I can find a good translation for 4 since we probably won’t be seeing it finished by Viz til next year.
when u realise the first standcrys in part 3 were ugly and noboobs
ok noboobs
Shut up ugly.
noboobs
Ugly.
noboobs.
Ugly.
You do not posses any female chest parts referred to as boobs.
You do not have the looks that are attractive to men’s brains.
whatever you say noboobs
Yeah fine ugly.
you keep telling yourself that noboobs
Keep talking ugly.
I will noboobs
I won’t ugly I’m hungry so I’m gonna go and eat.
Fine, go and eat. I hope you find whatever you’re eating delicious noboobs.
I hope you find the next thing you eat delicicous too and that the rest of your day and life will be good.
Ugly.
I hope you have a good day and life as well noboobs. have a good day and or night depending on your time zone.
kind of wondering where heirophant green entered to control the nurse considering it wasn't her mouth 😏
i don’t want to ever wonder about that
What if we held hands at the Jotaro bridge😳
kind of wondering where heirophant green entered to control the nurse considering it wasn't her mouth 😏
@mighty vault Donuted the nurse, ||The favor was returned by fate||
@honest flare @sand anvil SHUT THE HELL UP! YOU’RE SO DAMN ANNOYING!!
Part 3 is the best part ngl...as much as I love part 2....damn....Part 3 got 10/10 when it comes to hit you with the feels
that last episode is powerful...
Can't believe it's been 32 years since Avdol, Iggy, and Kakyoin left this world...
Ik that they're not real...but stil..
Fuck Araki...you're the best
Part 3 is interesting cause at least for me it's like after reading it/watching it I remember it like "oh that part is fucking great", but when you revisit it you realize how needlessly stretched out it is
not that it makes it bad, just something that can keep it back from being amazing
Part 3 is interesting cause at least for me it's like after reading it/watching it I remember it like "oh that part is fucking great", but when you revisit it you realize how needlessly stretched out it is
Except i don't
I don't ever see it as stretched
I posted a shitty jojo meme in r/shitpostcruasders and I woke up to 43 notifications and 16 awards
Part 3's ending pretty much beats up every part
Part 1's ending is also very very powerful
But Part 3 will always hold a very special place in my heart....
I just see it that way cause some arcs don't add a whole lot to the action or development of the main characters
some feel like they exist because araki wrote down their ability and had to include it somehow
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders OST - Setting Off
This masterpiece legit made me cry and gave me the ability to recall all the memorable things that had happened in part 3 and enhance my ability to feel sad
Even though the Stardust Crusaders are no more, we shall remember them till the day we die...
@honest flare @sand anvil SHUT THE HELL UP! YOU’RE SO DAMN ANNOYING!!
@crisp hamlet dude you said this 3 hours after we stopped.
sorry i only saw it three hours later
..
You can check the time of when people post by looking next to their name.
ik i just needed to make the reference
Part 3 has the best OST's ngl
why does ova iggy look more normal than new iggy
Kakyoins VA doesn’t rero with his tongue.
My pleasure.
I thought of that
But I'm still wondering if that works
Do the Ray's of light stay in the same place on Earth or do they just stop existing?
Time stop break a lot of physics so dont ask...
But even earth would stop moving i think
And ray stay in the same place
Light doesn’t stop moving for Jot or DIO in stopped time so he’d die
Time stop doesn't affect certain things that effect the time stopper
Such as oxygen
Time stop physics bs
@verbal ibex meme
im confused was that even a jojoke
He did this in the other channels
F
no
yes
paul blart
Bruh
Fuck off paul blart you disgusting fucking scum, that piece of shit.
Shinjiteru ze!
Man I want The Jojo Playstation 1 game so fucking bad
Shinjiteru ze!
Shinjiteru yo
brothers
Come on
@sand anvil now we have to start over
No
He change
Yes
Shinjiteru ze!
Shinjiteru yo!
Oingo Boingo
Brothaaaars
Ore wa Oingo
Im sorry but i dont know the whole song i know im idiot
😢
😐

you know, if dio wasn’t a bad guy him and jotaro would absolutely slap the shit out of people
Ye
they could, in theory, after Jotaro trained a bit, infinitely stop time
Oh
One of them stops and attacks
Then as it's running out the other does
That's scary holy shit
Wait but how does Dio meet Jotaro if he doesn't become vampire
Dio still rejects his humanity as part of Jonathan's research, but instead of being evil he's just like oh cool i can shoot lazers now
Part 2 happens as normal, but with Jonathan still alive, at about the same age as Speedwagon
he probably helps Lisa Lisa with Hamon training
wait
Lisa Lisa wouldn't become an outcast
because no zombie
that means Joseph has a healthy family
Wait
No that means they never kept the other baby
oh yeah true
Lisa Lisa was never adopted by them
Lisa Lisa was just some random kid that Jonathan made erina take
Oh no Joseph might not be born then
You change one fucking thing and the timeline is so altered lol
Mhm
but George was Erina's legit son
Yes
Lisa Lisa, now named Elizabeth tries to pass Hamon down, not as a method of killing Dio, but just helpful to have around
George becomes a commercial airline pilot after the war because that makes sense
then the column fellows exit their column
part 2 happens mostly as normal, but now the hamon training happens in america and they fly to the kars area
and then things get spicy
Jonathan dies after part 2
Dio tries to revive him
it works, but not very well
so he gets The World
he combines after getting the world
to try harder to revive him maybe?
What arrow
Exactly



mgl forgot that they revealed the stand lore in reverse order
Dio saves jonathan, but screws over holly
now, the only possible way this works out anywhere near well is if Jorge Joestar is canon, which it isn't, because there's a type of stand like thing that would explain an issue with Dio joining the Crusaders
although that's op as hell
@dark basin, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 24 !
so lets say he does the bloodline connection thing
finds out holly is sick
ohcrap.jpg
and then joins the crusaders to find a way to remove her stand without killing himself
How the hell would he have done that
👏 ✌️👌🙋
Why is it that most of my knowledge about South Asia and the Middle East comes from Stardust Crusaders
Nooo
Oh hell yeah
wait
it cross references the Thus Spoke ova at the end
OH MY GOD ARAKI PLEASE DO IT
PLEASE MAKe THE LAST EPISODE OF THAT HAVE THIS IN IT
they literally animated this in SDC
never forget that boingo's official english spelling is boimgo
they literally animated this in SDC
yes, but
boimgo? my life is a lie
In this jojo arcade game from the 90s oingo was just oing
Well how could that be possible
Oingo never appeares in that game as i remember
Because Oingo can't fight
And Boingo is with Hol Horse
he does in the PS1 game in a cutscene or something I think
Oh he does?
I could misremember but if Boingo is named just Boing it is fair to assume he was just Oing
oh it was Voing actually
well there's this cutscene where you see both names
could've sworn he had an in game sprite but I either made that up in my head or it was a fan made one I saw
The "M" here seems to be a weird "N" since most other panels have a more clear "N"
Jojo coloring book
no its just that they dont know english lol
its pre-google translate who can blame em


Bruh
Ye-yes
Kakyoin: "You punched me, but we will be bros."
Bruh

That's my response to Mariah running
BREAKING: THE ICON MRECHANT NOW GIVES STAND PROFILE PICS
Part 3 have some powerful stands.
I remember thinking there was no possible way to beat Cream
That was me but for Death 13
LALI-HO!
Whoah sta-standoh icoon?
first time I'm seeing The World portrayed this orange
usually it's gold or at least beige
I am 6eps in and no one has used hamon??? tf.
it only gets used a few times this part
Oof.
Hope you weren't too attached, since we almost never see it again
.................
a combination of stands and hamon would have been sick
I though the writers just forgot that hamon existed lol.
a combination of stands and hamon would have been sick
||hermit purple?||
imagine a stand fight but at the same time the users are fighting with hamon
Stands are the best fight system in manga and anime
Joseph did turn that pasta into a weapon in part 2
Hamon sucks
so that could have been done
Hamon was so cool.
No
Its like the one in dragonball just ki
Hamon sucks
Or chackra
Whacky
Araki got 2100 x times better by putting stands
Hamon sucks
I respectfully disagree. What I loved about Hamon is that it was the same concept, all across the board. It was how people chose to use it and manipulate it that made it interesting (for example, Caesar's bubbles and joseph's hat trick vs esidisi)
Stands are more like "ok this is my ability I guess" whereas hamon was a technique to be learned
Not saying that you don't have to practice and refine stand skills, but I liked the idea that almost anyone could master hamon if they put in the effort
Jotaro vs Dio
DIO:Ah loser i can use hamon!
Jotaro:So its the same hamon type of hamon!
Imagine hamaon based stands 0_0
based 0_0
Hermit purple.
Hes
Yes
Hermit Purple is one good example of a hamaon based stand. We need more
Hamaon based Star Platinum
Hamaon based Cream
I wish.
Imagine if every SP beat down was just a sunlight yellow overdrive
Would make for a good tribute
That would really solidify the whole Jonathan star platinum theory lmao
Cream is actually so powerful it can kill a vampire or even Pillar men couldn’t it just by erasing them.
Well yes he is one of the most powerful stands
But...
Bruh
Why not
Why the bruh, you mean how the bruh. Bruhs have feelings too :(
@vestal viper, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !
Yes
Jotaro vs Dio
DIO:Ah loser i can use hamon!
Jotaro:So its the same hamon type of hamon!
@wintry rampart DIO would just die
Vampires can't use Hamon
he 90/100 jonathan now
smh
stuoid
😔
he can use hamon with his magnum dong
😩
Yeah poopy brain.
😩
DIO doesn't know the breathing tecnique
Nor is he stupid enough to use it if he did know
the only difference between harmon and stands is just you get a training montage with harmon, in the end it's just supernatural abilities
i never got the concept that because we get a short dialogue saying " they trained for a couple months" making an ability more interesting
youre right
jonathon just does some off screen training and then in the following episodes he has a bunch of powers, the narrative wouldn't be that different if he just got blessed with the powers randomly
from what i can recall, the manga has a longer traning montage but yeah that's pretty much still the same idea deep down
get power -> "training" -> newfound power
i think training arcs are boring
but there are some good ones
i like them in dbz
ok
doesn't help that jonathan just brute forces everything, and that Will gave him more hamon, so it makes it feel like his training wasn't all that necessary in the first place
in dbz you get the impression they really struggled, and they show the training in detail lots of the time
i think traning arcs are only actually good if we see them use a move or tactic later on that we already saw them train during the training arc
like, take for example the famous 20-Meter Emerald Splash, it's awesome, it's cool, it uses an already established ability and just makes it stronger, but we never saw the progress of how it came to be, which i think kinda makes it lose impact a bit
my comment....was deleted...
the r-word there isn't allowed, sadly
maybe i used a bad word or something
oh i see
that was it
i loved the 20 meters emerald splash
but youre right it lose a bit impact
no one can deflect the 20 meter emerald splash
20 meter of sadness ;-;
Cream will always be overshadowed by other Stands for some reason. it's one of the most Powerful Stand out there, able to have it's own pocket dimension, bringing people into it, killing them, and also being invisible while doing it so. It has a very cool and terrifying design which Araki nailed it. It's so weird that Cream is not as popular
And don't forget it's User's name connecting to his Stand's name
It erases people and things
yes
It's design is def up there in S tier imo
The Nightmare fuel it gives off just by it's looks
The heart is kinda funky but it's elegant as fk
Kakyoin manages to leave his final message, enabling Joseph to figure out DIO's ability! A true hero!!
0:01 The fact that Joseph wanted to use Hermit Purple to channel Hamon onto Kakyoin to heal him hurts me.......knowing he wasn't able to do it due to DIO approaching him....
😭
im sad now...
I don't think he could heal him with Hamon. There was a giant hole in his abdomen, Hamon can't really fix that.
I don't think chanaling hamon was the intent
It was probably going over to see if he'd live
Yeah, he probably wanted to do something else such as that. That scene wasn't in the manga either.
kakyoin died becuase of a hole in his chest
stronheim fricking exploded and came back using german technology
decades later, you can't do that with kakyoin?
part 5 spoiler: ||also, polanareff was in a chair when he could have most definetly used german technology to stand||
Well we don’t really know how much of Stroheim was blown apart
enough for him to die thats for sure
And the German military branch that had tech was most definitely disbanded
and kakyoin doesnt have german science to help him
stronheim was a part of the speedwagon foundation and they most likely had the same if not better technology decades later
Stroheim wasn’t a part of the SPW
And no good enough tech is gonna fix a hole in your chest
Kakyoin would be running on life support lol
We don’t know how much of his body is a cyborg though
yeah spw and the german forces parterned on one occasion but that was it they wherent connected
He can survive being chopped in half
well, enough for him to not be counted as living
when kars was stalking the people in the base, he did not sense stronheim
stronheim was a part of the speedwagon foundation and they most likely had the same if not better technology decades later
@manic dagger Stroheim wasn't part of SWF
It's not that he wasn't counted as living, it's that Kars couldn't sense his body temperature.
he cold boi
I just thought they made a robot version of him instead of turning him into a cyborg
My personal hc is that stroheim was actually able to survive with all the metal because it was his stand
There's literally 0 evidence behind it but I like it anyway
last train home giving me all the feels 

maybe jotaro and the gang got so high on "stardust" that they imagined stands and they were so high that it passed on to their children
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painful dog sounds
https://youtu.be/o5lj1Pgjruo you guys must watch this if you guys like jotaro
All the Ora Ora Ora moments in jojo's bizarre adventure. Enjoy!
Anime by David Production.
Based on the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure manga series by Hirohiko Araki.
there was no Jotaro Part 4 on this video only Jotaro Part 3
So this vid is for me
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and it's for all
Fuck Steely Dan
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Why was Jotaro the only one called by his first name?
fuck dan of steel
All my homies hate steely dan
Cool anyway why was Jotaro the only one called by his first name?
what
no
iggy iggy
because he's travelling with his grandfather
How is that an answer?
Because yes
did you know that iggy is a dog
Fucking bitch, cunt biscuit
If Jotaro timestops does he age during it
Time passes for him normally
If jotaro was so sure star platinum would catch the bullet, it means he tried to suicide before that.
Or he got shot on another occasion after manifesting
Jotaro really bouta end it all cause he got a buff imaginary friend
hanged man is a dumb stand
how to defeat hanged man: an easy guide
step 1. get it in your eye
step 2. look at a rock
step 3. blink
hanged man will now cease existing
Hole whoresh.
dont @ me
@wintry rampart
coffe gum
"He eats bubblegum!
He chews people's hair!
He farts while chewing people's hair!
Isn't he so silly and wacky?!"
I didn't know..
Really bruh
Okay so y'all know how Dio is a vampire
and he can't go in the sunlight
can The World go in the sunlight?
if so, can't he build himself like a coffin with wheels and use The World to push him around
and just like
fly around n shit
Coffin wheelchair
Coffin wheelchair looks too sus
Just open the thing and bye bye DIO
I mean, unless you seal it
Like i said, coffin wheelchair looks too sus
I mean, unless he gets like behind a corner or something
use the world to pause time if they get too near
you don't really need to sneak up on someone if you got timestop
Oh no! I’ve been spotted! Unfortunately, Time has stopped
it would have been much faster if he'd just done that
it's more surefire, sure, but i'd argue it's just as quick as confronting directly and timestopping
ok
Imagine: DIO is getting the upper hand in the final fight and then suddenly, “SEKAI ICHIIIII”
ok
The s word is also banned in this server
So you can't use that word for thirsting for DIO
best part
hmm
mmh
Death 13s world is Polnareffland
It's a deadlier version of Disneyland
Here's a few more stand profile pics
High Priestess is fugly
❤️
Some more character profile pics too
And here's Telence T D'arby because I forgot him
Ugly bitch
Who?
Telence
He is not ugly. He is best gamer
Yeah
See? Telence profile pic

Telence 😍🤤
anyone care to explain how the hell joseph was revived in stardust crusaders after his soul left his body?
Blood transfusion
And star platinum did something to the heart of joseph idk
Huh they used specyfically the blood that dio absorbed from joseph
They couldn’t have saved iggy or kakyoin
Exactly
Kakyoin has a massive hole in his chest
why didnt jotaro use star finger to heal kakyoin
Cause Araki forgot
anyone care to explain how the hell joseph was revived in stardust crusaders after his soul left his body?
i’m late but i’m really bored so i’m just hopping channels, basically jotaro got the blood back in him before he used star platinum to make joseph’s heart start moving again (or vice versus i can’t remember) and then as if a vacuum were in his body joseph’s soul got sucked back into his body because yes.
He wasn't fully dead
But we saw his soul ascending
he was absolutely fully dead lol
also can harmon speed up healing massively to heal the throat wound dio's knife gave him?
because he died from the stab wound in his throat, then later dio drained him, but he's just fully healed when jotaro pumps his blood back into him and starts his heart
also can harmon speed up healing massively to heal the throat wound dio's knife gave him?
@wintry rampart Hamon can heal incredibly serious wounds in almost an instant such as broken bones. But remember, you can't use Hamon normally anymore if you can't breathe. That's why Jonathan, a very very very powerful Hamon user died just by getting shot in the throat
if you can't breathe, you can generate some Hamon with the oxygen you have left in your body. that's about it
it ain't much
We haven't seen things such as like Hamon completely healing a laceration to the throat, or deep punctures through the chest.
I don't think Hamon is capable of completely and instantaneously regenerating from such wounds to the flesh.
It's not instant,but it speeds up the process
I don't think it speeds up the process enough to heal Joseph's wounds in his throat and chest to heal up in seconds.
If it wasnt fatal it would
Joseph literally had no brain activity before the blood transfusion. We've also never seen Hamon heal up such wounds like that.
professional medical treatment probably helped
Joseph is the king of asspulls. Let’s leave it at that
he has plot armour still on him
Always
Even if it wasn't fatal, Hamon has never shown the ability to do something like heal a gaping wound in seconds.
Anyway Joseph lived cuz professional medical treatment
And the reason of him not being a vampire with the transfusion was probably that his hamon purified the vampire blood
That's definitely the reason
The question is why wasn't he transformed into a zombie
Hamon moment
Since usually when Dio drains you
Hamon and asspulls and plot armor
Can't be hamon
He wasn't breathing
And it's not an asspull since an asspull means a completely new never before seen ability
So plot armor is the only correct one of those you said
Bruh
Whos down to build polnareffland
I’ll be the underpaid food stall dude that sells vanilla ice cream.
He lived because of German science
British science is the second best in the world
I'm sure the spw foundation learned a thing a two from the Nazis German soldiers
I’ll be the underpaid food stall dude that sells vanilla ice cream.
the world is a square
the world’s true shape is, indeed, the power to rule over this world
sup guys
wow guys it’s kujo Jotaro
he looks weirdly similar to JOTARO KUJO, main protagonist of Part 3 of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, a manga and anime of Japenese origin made by Hirohiko Araki
yo is that the legit kujo jotaro
what? im wondering if youre in fact the legitimate Kujo Jotaro.
what are your thoughts on this dog
woof
-_-
fuck hamon, all my homies hate hamon
Idk why i did this but i did it
not funny
cried
I mean you’ve already seen it on our cult.
Hi
So
Argument: Jean Pierre Polnareff is not light speed
That argument that time he cut the beam of light stand (I will remember the name soon) was massively under-investigated
Remembered the name hanged man
What about in his first fight against Avdol?
Chariot goes so fast it creates 6 illusions.
He didn't even remove his armor and was light speed
@wintry rampart that was after chariot removed his armor and that was still not light speed
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When He cut Hanged man he had his armor on
Yeah in Hanged Man he only predicted his path.
If he could strike at light speed he would have killed Hanged Man easily.
So I can't have an argument with you if we both agree the same thing
Yup, lol.
I have another argument in Stone ocean chat
Jotaro when
rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero
I'll debate you on it
@wanton pond
Don't forget to tag me btw, I won't know otherwise
Yare yare daze
I'm scared
End of the world has got to be my favourite op of SC
Finally, a man of culture
the music that plays when a dog dies is the best ost in jojo
F
Well he isn't online yet so I'll debunk some common arguments
Knowing where something will go doesn't make you magically capable of reacting to it
It's essentially the same as asking a person to shoot a bullet at your face, can you now dodge the bullet because you know it's going to come towards your face?
Especially if it’s the speed of light
Here Polnareff has to summon Chariot, have it fly up in the air and slash the beam before the beam travelled what? A few millimeters?
Hahah cock yoink get turned into delicious jelly filled treat ahahahahahah.
Bruh
What nerd?
Bruh
Oh also "light speed" is a massive understatement for Chariot
Oof
Is the oingo boingo spinoff worth reading?
It's just all the predictions we've already seen in SDC
Oh
Should i check only the end?
yeah
Mhm ok
It was fun
Nice nice
Now
Should i read the light novel genesis of the universe?
Is it worth it
why not
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lucky
Kinda
@topaz flume, a true man of words
Bruh
Mhm ok
Maybe their powers would clash with each other.
Also there's the issue with distance.
Maybe they all can't group together at once well.
Not to mention the infighting
if they tried to all attack at once, Sun would have just fried everyone
also Moon and Strength need water
Yeah
Judgement only works if you don't know it's an enemy



